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My name is Marshall Teller.
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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,
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but this is ridiculous.
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Nobody believes me,
but Eerie, Indiana
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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.
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[CAWING]
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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.
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Thank you, little paperboy.
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Item, Big Foot eats
out of my trash.
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Item, even man's best friend
is weird.
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Still don't believe me?
You will.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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MARSHALL: Back in Jersey,
Halloween was
my favorite holiday.
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When else can a non-adult
wear a disguise and
roam around after dark,
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forcing people to give
you candy for no good
reason and then trash
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the house if they don't.
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But here in Eerie,
things are different.
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There's no telling who or
what you might bump into
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around these parts.
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Simon and I had to be
prepared for anything.
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Camera?
Check.
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Film?
Check.
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Tape recorder?
Check.
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Notebook?
Check.
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Markers?
Check.
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Swiss army knife?
Check.
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Map of Eerie?
Check.
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Signal mirror?
Check.
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Flashlight?
Check.
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Moist towelettes?
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In case you
get egged.
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Bug spray?
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In case we get bugged.
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Clean underwear?
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In case we
get scared.
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Garlic?
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Wooden stake?
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Holy water?
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Check.
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Check.
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Check.
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Well, that should cover
all major monster groups.
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Time to suit up.
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Affirmative.
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SIMON:
This ought to
scare any monsters.
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Can't forget the
video camera.
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Who's running the world
while we trick or treat?
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Better test it out.
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MARSHALL:
Hey, it's time to test
the secret handshake.
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SIMON:
Better weird than dead.
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MARSHALL:
Ready George?
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Ready any time
you are, Gorby.
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MARSHALL:
Oh, we ready all right.
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Ready for anything but for
what was about to happen.
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We didn't know it yet but
we were in for the scariest
Halloween of all time.
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And we weren't even going to
make it out of the house.
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Simon and I were ready
to dive into the abyss.
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But first, we had to say
adios to Harley,
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Simon's little brother.
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My mom was keeping an eye
on him till we got back.
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See ya, Harley.
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You boys be careful now.
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And be back no later than
nine, do you understand?
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Yes, Mom.
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Thanks again for watching
my brother, Mrs. Teller.
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Oh, you're
welcome, Simon.
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Little Harley here is
no trouble at all.
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SIMON:
I don't know
about that.
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He manages to always
get me in trouble somehow.
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Now listen, Harley,
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you do what
Mrs. Teller
tells you to.
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Understand?
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Ow, dang it, Harley.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Oh, I'll get it.
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C'mon Simon,
we've got work to do.
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Hello.
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BOTH: Whoa!
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ALL: Trick or treat?
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Yeah, yeah,
here's your candy.
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Anybody tries a trick
is going to get nuked.
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Read my lips.
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No more candy.
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Hang on, boys.
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That was your
father on the phone.
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He needs a ride home.
His car died again.
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Stay here and watch
Harley till I get back.
But mom...
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We've got places
to go, things to do.
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Make Syndi
watch him.
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Syndi is busy
cramming for a test.
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She's upstairs
if you need her.
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But mom, listen--
Marshall!
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I will be back with your
father as soon as I can.
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Until then, I need you boys
to be responsible for Harley.
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Now, whatever you do,
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do not let him
out of your sight.
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Yes, Mom.
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We're having
some fun now.
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Wait a minute.
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I got a brilliant idea.
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What are we
gonna do?
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Harley doesn't know it yet
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but he's about to
make us $10,000.
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He is?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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We fake Harley here doing
a little baby slapstick.
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You know, something
stupid or weird.
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Get it on video and
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throw it on that
home video show.
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And voila!
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We're on prime-time.
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Stuffing our pockets full of
ten thousand simoleons.
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I like it.
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Boys,
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I want you to meet Godzilla
and Mothra, my science project.
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I'm studying insanity
in the animal kingdom.
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These lizards are crazy?
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You would be too if you
were a chameleon on
dayglo colored rocks.
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That ought to get you
an "A" for sure.
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Pay attention Harley,
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you could learn something.
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We'll save the science lessons
for later.
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Right now, there's
money to be made.
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Simon, you go
operate camera.
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Right, boss.
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Hey, Harley.
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Do you like to
hold Godzilla?
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Zoom in so you
can't see me.
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Feels weird, huh?
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Did you ever feel
a lizard before?
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Did you ever
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taste a lizard before?
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Marshall, no!
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Simon, what'd you
do that for?
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I wasn't going to
let him swallow it.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Whatever you do,
just keep rolling
while I find Godzilla.
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Here, Godzilla.
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Here, boy.
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[WHISTLES]
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Hey, Godzilla
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Hey, Godzilla
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Here boy.
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He's in my pants.
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Get him out.
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[SIMON AND HARLEY LAUGHING]
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An oblete spheroid.
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Think.
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Think Stanley Binkerman.
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Right, kinda
round and squishy.
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Okay, um,
a trapezoid.
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Think Danny Melman.
Oh, man! Get it out of my pants.
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Right, kinda square.
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Did you find Mothra?
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Yeah, he made it
as far as my sock.
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Guess it could've
been worse.
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Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
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MARSHALL:
Maybe Simon was right.
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Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.
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We decided maybe we
should do something
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safe and mindless until
my parents came home
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and rescued us from Harley.
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So we turned on the TV.
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Luckily, a classic
was on Eerie cable.
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So while I hooked
the cam-recorder up
to tape the movie,
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Simon demobilized Harley
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with the old bowling ball
and chain routine.
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He's not going anywhere.
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You be a good boy Harley and
watch the nice mummy movie.
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If you get in any more trouble,
mummy's going to get you.
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Understand?
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[GROWLING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[EERIE MUSIC]
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[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
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Sorry about Harley.
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Uh, I'll get over it.
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Here, pass me the popcorn.
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I wonder if lizards
like popcorn.
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Don't know.
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Worth experimenting.
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[GROWLING]
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[THUNDERCLAP]
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What was that?
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Harley.
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Where'd he go?
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Harley?
Harley?
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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Harley?
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Harley?
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You wait here while I
search the rest of the house.
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Marshall, look.
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Uh-oh.
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Dang it, Harley.
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What're you
doing in there?
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You knucklehead,
get out of there.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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If Harley's in
the mummy movie,
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then where's the...
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BOTH: Mummy!
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[SCREAMING]
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Get outta here!
Go! Go! Go!
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
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Marshall, no.
Snap out of it.
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Harley and Syndi
are still in there.
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We gotta go in
and get them.
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Marshall, no.
You can't go
back in there.
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It's too dangerous.
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It will just
kill you too.
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GIRL: Those guys
are so weird.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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ALL:
Trick-or-treat,
smell our feet,
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give us something
good to eat.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right.
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Okay, there's plenty
of icky-sticky bars
here for everyone.
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SYNDI: Happy Halloween.
Thank you.
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SYNDI: Happy Halloween.
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Cute outfit.
Did your mom make that?
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You're alive.
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Brilliant deduction, Holmes.
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What're you guys
doing out there?
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Supposed to be in here
passing out the treats
so I can study.
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And where's Harley?
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What?
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[SHRIEKS]
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Geez, you scared me to death.
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God, didn't your mama ever
tell you not to sneak up
on people like that?
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My heart is going
90 miles an hour.
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Cool costume.
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Aren't you a little bit old
to be trick or treating?
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MARSHALL:
Well, uh...
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He's just a big kid.
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Gland problems.
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Oh...
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Well, have two.
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Okay, happy Halloween everyone.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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ALL: Bye!
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Bye.
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[DOOR CREAKING]
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From now on, you guys
answer the door. Understand?
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And where is Harley?
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Harley?
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SYNDI: Yeah, Harley.
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About this tall,
same mom as Simon.
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Well...
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To tell you the truth,
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he's in the TV.
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Yeah, and I'm on Pluto.
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Listen, from now on
you guys keep an
eye on him
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and answer the door
until mom gets home.
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And no matter what,
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don't disturb me
unless it's an emergency.
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Keep the door closed
so the fog doesn't get in, okay?
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Space,
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the final frontier.
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Honey, any luck?
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Okay, try it.
263
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,443
[ENGINE SPLUTTERING]
264
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,350
Edgar, come back
inside the car.
265
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,153
It's not a good night to be
stuck on the side of the road.
266
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,490
Marshall, look.
267
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,061
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
268
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,270
Poor lady.
269
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,139
She doesn't
stand a chance.
270
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,273
Harley?
271
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,909
Harley?
272
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,044
Harley Schwarzenegger Holmes,
273
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,579
you leave that poor
lady alone right now
274
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,649
or I'm going to
come in there and
blister your butt.
275
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,984
Do you hear me?
276
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,289
Oh, he's really
scared now.
277
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,926
How'd he get in
there anyhow?
278
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,629
Does the word
mega-eerie-voodoo- weirdness
mean anything to you?
279
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,634
Check it out.
280
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,302
Teeth marks.
281
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,138
Yup.
282
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,040
It's Harley all right.
283
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,343
The teeth marks match
where he bit me
the last time I had to babysit.
284
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,313
[DOORBELL RINGS]
285
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,219
Who is it?
286
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,421
[GROWLING]
287
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,559
MUMMY: Trick or treat?
288
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,595
Just a minute.
289
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,432
Remember Dead End Kids
Plan 39?
290
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,472
Come and get it.
291
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,182
Hey, duct tape for brains.
292
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,284
[WHISPERING]
Plan 39.
Plan 39.
293
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,660
Ouch.
294
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,530
BOTH: Ouch?
295
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,603
Trick or treat?
296
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,372
Sorry I'm
out of candy.
297
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,543
Meow.
298
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,613
Bow-wow.
299
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,384
Oh, Edgar...
300
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,453
Doesn't this remind you
of that time we drove
301
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,555
all the way
to Princeton
302
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:59,292
just to see Close Encounters
of the Third Kind?
303
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,231
We never did
see that movie.
304
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,365
We never did.
305
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,735
KIDS:
Trick or treat?
306
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,172
What I wouldn't do for
a dozen eggs right now.
307
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,507
Edgar, shut up
and kiss me.
308
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,714
[GIRL FREAKISHLY LAUGHING]
309
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,186
Well, that's it.
310
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,420
No, that's it.
311
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,522
Honey, honey, honey,
what are you doing?
312
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,558
Nobody does that
to Edgar Teller.
313
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,127
I'm married to a...
314
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,363
Show yourselves,
you cowards!
315
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,298
Honey!
316
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,367
Oh, that's right!
317
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,635
Yeah, I'd like to see you
try that again!
318
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,337
Edgar, are you okay?
319
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,106
Ready?
320
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,440
Got you covered, partner.
321
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,144
Wait.
What?
322
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,746
What if there's some kind of
curse for unwrapping a mummy?
323
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,349
I just want a peek.
324
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,085
Besides, if there
is a curse,
325
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,387
it can't be worse
than what our parents
are gonna do to us
326
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,190
when they find out
we traded Harley for
King Tut breath here.
327
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,563
It's... It's...
328
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,465
Boris Von Orloff!
329
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,033
You're an actor.
330
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,569
Actor? Actor?
331
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,405
Sir Boris Von Orloff.
332
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,341
International star
of stage and screen.
333
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,609
You're also dead.
334
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,545
Dead? Really?
335
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,081
For how long?
For about 50 years.
336
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,383
You know, I thought
I remembered dying.
337
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,452
Had some bad
shellfish one night.
338
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,221
Next morning I
was reincarnated
339
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,423
in one of my
most memorable roles.
340
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358
The Bloody Revenge
of the Mummy's Curse?
341
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,460
Classic. Yes, classic.
342
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,629
Been stuck in
that role ever since.
343
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,665
Of course, I always knew my
memory will live on in my films.
344
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,434
But this is ridiculous.
345
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,568
Of course.
346
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,270
He's not a
real mummy.
347
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,571
He's an actor.
348
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,773
I've been kidnapped
by geniuses.
349
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,209
Sorry about your head.
Wow.
350
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,710
Never thought I'd
see a mummy,
351
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,112
a dead person
352
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,348
and a movie star,
all in one day.
353
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,250
All in one guy.
354
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,884
Where am I anyway?
355
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,454
A little town called
Eerie, Indiana.
356
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,456
Better known as
Weirdness Central.
357
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,390
Quaint.
358
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,625
Now tell me, how did
I come to be in this
359
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,527
dreary little corner
of the universe?
360
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,130
And what's more important,
how do I get out of here?
361
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,498
That's a good question.
362
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,201
I have some ideas.
363
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,336
But first we've got to
get you out of this chair.
364
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,675
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
365
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,146
Heavens to Megratroid!
366
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,283
What is that detestable little
yard ape doing in my movie?
367
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,584
He's ruining it.
368
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,586
You should see what
he does to my bedroom.
369
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,289
What did you say this
projector in a bottle is called?
370
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,423
Television.
371
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,458
Truly dreadful invention.
372
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,427
I do hope it
never catches on.
373
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,262
Maybe the videotape
has some answers.
374
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,370
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
375
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,472
The video camera's
been recording everything.
376
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,640
If I rewind it,
377
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,475
I should be able to
see what happened.
378
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,679
If we reproduce
exactly what Harley did,
379
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,348
I should be able
to switch you back.
380
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,890
That's it!
381
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,260
That's got to be it!
382
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,495
Harley was standing in
front of the video camera,
383
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,830
watching the
mummy movie.
384
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,798
And when he bit down
on the remote control,
385
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,635
he caused some kind of video
feedback timewarp zapping thing.
386
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,504
Of course. Why didn't
I think of that?
387
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,972
Simon, quick,
388
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,308
pull up that chair.
Mom and dad will
be home any minute.
389
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,246
Okay Simon,
390
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,413
when I give
you the word,
391
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,282
shove the remote in
Mr. Orloff's mouth,
392
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,884
but Boris, don't
bite down till I say so?
393
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,253
Look, I've been thinking
394
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,856
maybe I was a bit
harsh in judging your
fine little metropolis.
395
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,960
Maybe we should postpone
this zapping thing
you were talking about.
396
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,695
I could use a
little vacation.
397
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,331
Being in that musty old mummy
movie all those years...
398
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,700
Well, it can be a bit
tedious, you know.
399
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,969
All that foot shuffling
and moaning and such.
400
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,637
Not to mention the fact that
401
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,006
I haven't had a chance to
visit that little boy's room
402
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,208
in 50 years.
403
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,843
Thanks Simon.
404
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,380
Remember Boris,
don't bite down
till I say so.
405
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,987
Better hurry up.
The movie's almost over.
406
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,493
Stop him.
He's a monster.
407
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,431
Get me back in there before
he wipes out my entire career.
408
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,666
SIMON:
The cable box!
409
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,669
The channel changed.
What are we gonna do?
410
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,038
Why do I have a feeling
this is not a good thing?
411
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,607
[DOORBELL RINGS]
412
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,908
Now what?
413
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,610
Marshall,
414
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,812
quit goofing around
with your friends and
answer the door.
415
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,814
Who was that?
416
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,416
Your worst nightmare.
417
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,354
I'm getting it!
I'm getting it!
418
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,023
Find the right
channel and fast.
419
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,498
Trick or treat?
420
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,569
BOY:
Yeah. Lets get out of here.
421
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,937
Oh, no.
422
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,941
Anything but them.
423
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,347
I must not be
living right.
424
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,790
So many channels,
425
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,024
so little to watch.
426
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,593
BOTH: Shut up!
427
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,294
That's it.
That's it.
Back-up!
428
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,536
I almost missed the
house in this fog.
429
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,874
How do you suppose
this got up here?
430
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,714
Now! Now! Now!
431
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,862
MARYLIN:
Hi boys.
432
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,364
Sorry we took so long.
433
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,099
We got lost
in the fog.
434
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,834
Some kindergardners
egged the car.
435
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,737
I was waiting for your
mother to jump start me.
436
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,940
It's the last time I go out
on Halloween
without any candy.
437
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,075
MARYLIN:
Did little Harley
give you any trouble?
438
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,744
Harley?
439
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,814
Trouble?
440
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,948
Kid's a saint.
441
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,082
Salt of the earth.
442
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,852
Anything good on
the old boob tube?
443
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,955
You do not
want to know.
444
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,663
[LAUGHING]
445
00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,079
MARSHALL:
Simon and I did never
go out that Halloween night.
446
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,816
We had enough adventure
for ten men right there
in my own living room.
447
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,785
We did learn
three things though.
448
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,720
Never trust a six year old,
449
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,756
never bite a remote control,
450
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,157
and never, never leave
451
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:14,527
videotape evidence
lying around where your
parents might find it.
452
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,530
As for Sir Boris Von Orloff,
453
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,732
he finally got that vacation
he was looking for.
454
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,942
[WAVES SPLASHING]
455
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,657
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