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[mechanical whirring]
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Oh, here comes
our popcorn shrimp.
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Seafood just tastes
so much better through a tube.
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Splat By The Sea's pretty cool,
right, Chloe?
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Quick tube tip:
don't order the chili.
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I can't believe this.
My favorite restaurant back home
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had tubes just like this.
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You guys talking tubes?
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Hi, Wayland. He owns the place.
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I franchised the tube technology
from Wong Enterprises.
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That's the company president
right there.
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Mrs. Wong?
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What happens when
you hit the button?
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[Mrs. Wong] The customer is always a dumb-dumb!
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It's like I never left home.
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So, how you liking that burger?
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I'm asking because
I was born without taste buds.
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How can you cook
if you can't taste?
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[laughs] I don't need to.
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I feel the flavor.
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Yep! Cooked to perfection!
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I'll get you another burger.
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Oh, Chloe!
Do you have plans
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for when the moon goddess
comes out to play?
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That's Booch for "tonight."
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Thanks. How do I tell her
I'm free?
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She's free.
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Stellar! There's gonna be
a great party here
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with tons of kids from school.
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It's called
the Cupcakes By The Sea Party.
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'Cause there's cupcakes
and it's by the sea.
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You had me at cupcakes. I'm in.
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[watch chiming]
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Oh no! That's Max and Phoebe.
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I'm late for training!
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Training for what?
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Um... the Olympics!
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I'm a... thumb wrestler.
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Gotta go.
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I did notice her thumbs
were jacked.
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Yeah, we gotta start
working ours out.
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Challenge accepted.
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[grunting]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Chloe, you're late for training.
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I know, sorry. I was hanging out
with Jinx and Booch.
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They invited me
to a cupcake party.
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That's not a good excuse.
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It's a great one.
[chuckles]
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Partying always comes first.
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You really peaked
in high school, huh?
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Not to oversell it but...
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this is going to be the most
important night of my life.
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Okay, a big part of this mission
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is letting you live
a double life,
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but I am gonna
have to background check
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every kid in attendance.
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Uh, Phoebe, they're twelve.
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Remember when you were twelve?
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Oh, right.
Better check 'em all.
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I will. But first,
let's focus on Chloe's training.
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If we're gonna take down
the Mastermind,
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we need to stay sharp.
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The training
I've set up for you today
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is a test of your defensive
teleportation skills.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we
could do extreme heat training.
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I brought super sunscreen.
It's SPF ten... thousand.
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Phoebe, you're training
sounds "bore" and "ing."
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Mine is more "coo" and "ool."
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I'm saying mine's cool.
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[device beeping]
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Ah, dang it. It is cool.
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Chloe, this gamma energy ball
will do everything it can
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to try to strike you
while you evade it.
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It's basically
a digital dodgeball.
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Man, I miss throwing things
at my classmates.
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Is this why no one
from high school calls him?
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That's one of the reasons.
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Alright. We'll start slow
and set the speed
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of the orbit attacks
on beginner level.
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[device beeping]
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[powering up]
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Hey, in the future,
when you decide
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to change training plans,
let me know.
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Not telling you things
is part of my charm!
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Like I didn't tell you I'm going
to the beach after this.
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Can you pass the sunscreen?
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Fine, but only because
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I believe in adequate
sun protection.
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Whoa! Oh!
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[alarm blaring]
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Oh no. It switched it
to insanity mode.
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[impact grunt]
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Shut it off!
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Uh...
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[device powers down]
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Chloe. Are you okay?
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I don't know. I feel weird.
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Uh, where's Chloe?
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I don't know. I don't see her.
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[Chloe] Come on, guys.
It wasn't funny
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when I was five
and it isn't funny now.
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I think she's invisible.
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Oh, no.
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-We broke Chloe!
-We broke Chloe!
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[Chloe] I come from a family of superheroes.
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But now, my brother and sister and I
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are heading to a brand-new town.
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[Phoebe]
We are going undercover.
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[Max] To try and solve our most important mission yet.
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? A picture-perfect family is what we try to be ?
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? Look closer, you might see the crazy things we do ?
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? This isn't make believe, it's our reality ?
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? Just your average family trying to be normal ?
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? And stay out of trouble ?
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? Living a double life ?
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Chloe] I can't go to the party
looking like this.
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Don't worry, Chloe,
you don't look like anything.
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[Chloe] That's the problem!
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Just relax, okay?
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This is a very standard
training accident.
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Yeah, standard.
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We just became her guardians,
we're already messing her up!
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Don't let her see us panic.
She'll think we don't know
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-what we're doing.
-Well, we don't!
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I know.
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Don't worry, Chloe.
We're gonna help you.
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[Chloe] Ow, my foot.
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Sorry, didn't see you there.
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Or anywhere.
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Maybe we should try to help
Chloe by standing still.
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On it. Thunderford, help us!
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I sense alarm. Is there a problem?
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Please give Chloe
a health scan
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and tell us what the gamma rays
did to her powers.
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Of course. Where is she?
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[Chloe] They forgot to
mention... I'm invisible!
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But still feisty! Commencing health scan.
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Ooh, that is terribly alarming.
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What's alarming?
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It's alarming
how alarmed you are.
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It seems the radiation blockers in Chloe's sunscreen,
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combined with the gamma rays in the orb,
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have caused a mutagenic disruption to her powers.
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So you're saying
it's Phoebe's fault.
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I'll run simulations to search for a cure.
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It may take a while as this is cuckoo bananas.
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Why are you asking him for help?
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I'm a doctor, remember?
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Wrong! Records show you were three credits short
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of earning your evil medical degree
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because you never returned from spring break.
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Like I told Max,
partying always comes first.
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Wait a sec.
So you're not Dr. Colosso,
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you're Mr. Colosso!
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How dare you believe
that AI jerk!
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I'm gonna fry his motherboard!
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You can't hurt a hologram, which you would know
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if you were a real doctor.
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I'm gonna fix this
or my name isn't Dr. Colosso.
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It's not.
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Aaah!
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[Chloe] Not to make this
about me,
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but I'm still invisible!
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It's simple guys, okay?
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We reverse the effect
of the gamma energy ball
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and zap Chloe.
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[Chloe] Uh, not loving
the word "zap."
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No, Max,
let's stick to what we know.
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After an injury, heat
and cryotherapy helps me.
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I can try to use my heat breath
and freeze breath.
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So your idea
is to breathe on her?
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Well, when you say it like that
it sounds silly...
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but yes.
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Okay, Chloe, welcome to your
healing spa therapy.
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[Chloe] I'm over here.
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Welcome to your
healing spa therapy.
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I have you scheduled for the
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"fixing you behind Max's back"
special.
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[Chloe] And what does
that involve?
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[sucks teeth] Uh, fixing you
behind Max's back.
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I'm gonna have you ready
for that party in no time.
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Get ready for
the heat breath equivalent
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of a relaxing sauna.
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[Chloe] Ooh!
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Now for a little
freeze breath cryotherapy.
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Ahhh!
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-[gasps]
-Phoebe! You fixed me!
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Oh! It is amazing
what I can accomplish
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when I just don't
listen to Max. [giggles]
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[gasps]
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Why do I have Nora's lasers?
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Um, I'm sure there's a perfectly
good explanation for this.
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Thunderford?
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What seems to be the problem?
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[pot shatters]
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I see.
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I kinda sorta used my
super breath therapy on Chloe
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and it didn't super work.
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Scanning Chloe.
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Your therapy cured her invisibility
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but now the mutation is tapping into
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the Thunderman family DNA.
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Wait, are you saying
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I'm gonna be experiencing
all of our family's powers?
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[chuckle] I'm sure that's
not what he's saying.
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You're going to experience all of your family's powers!
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There's no way I'm going
to that party now, is there?
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It's just not safe.
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You could get a burst
of Billy's super speed
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or Mom's electricity
powers or...
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[yells]
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...Dad's flying powers.
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Thunderford was right.
I'm not a doctor.
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How can I look down
on people now?
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Stop distracting me...
Mr. Colosso.
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Not you too, Maxi!
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I just need to pass
one more college course
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to be a real doctor.
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Oh, whatever! Just let me focus
on fixing Chloe.
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Who cares about Chloe?
I've got real problems.
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I gotta go back to college!
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Books, homework...
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I'm gonna vomit.
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[retching]
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Chloe! You're visible again.
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[shouts]
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And you have super speed
like Billy.
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Let me guess...
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Phoebe breathed on you.
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Yes. And now I'm getting random
bursts of our family's powers.
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Whoa!
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Like Mom's electricity.
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Ugh, I cannot believe Phoebe
did this behind my back.
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Luckily, I have a plan
to fix you behind her back.
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-Do you think it'll work?
-Absolutely.
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I reversed the
electromagnetic field
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within the gamma energy ball.
Check it out.
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It'll undo the mutagenic damage
and return you back to normal.
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Less yappin', more zappin'.
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Okay, just stand still.
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[electricity buzzing]
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How do you feel?
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Kinda normal.
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No more electricity.
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Let's see if I have
my normal powers back.
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Yes! I'm back, baby!
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I thought you weren't
saying that anymore.
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That's how happy I am.
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Hm. Man, it is amazing
what I can accomplish
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when I just don't listen
to Phoebe.
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Wait, since I'm fixed,
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can I go to the party
with Jinx and Booch?
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Chloe, have you learned nothing
from me this whole time?
256
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,055
When it comes to partying,
the answer's always yes.
257
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,124
Awesome! And, in honor
of you fixing me,
258
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,460
I'm gonna head out the Max way.
259
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,032
Sneaking out of windows
to go to parties?
260
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,735
[sharp inhale]
She's learning so much.
261
00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,905
[upbeat music playing]
262
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,277
Whoa! Nice cupcake haul.
Toss me one.
263
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,779
They're not for you.
I felt bad Chloe's gonna miss
264
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,347
her Cupcakes By The Sea party
265
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,684
so I made her
a Cupcakes By The Me party.
266
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,453
Why are you like this?
267
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:05,957
And why did you go behind my
back and ruin Chloe's powers?
268
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,059
Oh. You know about that.
269
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,730
I also know that I fixed Chloe.
270
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,233
Wait, you hit her with more
gamma rays after I said no?
271
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,202
Yeah. You're welcome.
272
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,772
Seriously, Max, what do you
even know about gamma rays?
273
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:23,541
I know that she's at
a real party right now.
274
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,910
Not here where parties
go to die.
275
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,514
Now pass me
a celebratory cupcake!
276
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,749
Fine.
277
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,454
You missed my mouth!
278
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,792
[sighs] Thunderford?
279
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:44,662
Ah! Cupcake party.I'm more of a scone man myself.
280
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,464
Max, tell him what you did.
281
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,700
I reversed
the electromagnetic field
282
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,902
within the gamma energy ball
to fix Chloe.
283
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,637
Tell Phoebe how smart I am.
284
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,873
This could be catastrophic!
285
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,941
Ha! In your face, Phoebe!
286
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,543
Cata-what now?
287
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,147
This may cause Chloeto cycle through extreme powers
288
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,482
she's never experienced before.
289
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,684
How big a chance are we talking?
290
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,654
Calculating... 90 percent.
291
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,056
No, no, no,
that can't be right.
292
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,324
Run it again.
293
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,327
You're right. It's 100 percent.
294
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,564
What if we stick with 90?
295
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,720
Max, how could you let her
go to that party?
296
00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,622
If she has a power surge,
we'll be exposed
297
00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:29,157
and this whole mission
will be over.
298
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,860
In my defense, I know nothing
about taking care of children!
299
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,330
[sighs] We have to call her
and tell her to teleport home.
300
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,532
Oh please, Chloe's partying
with her friends.
301
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,167
She's never gonna pick up.
302
00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:41,936
Max, you don't get
how sisters work.
303
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:43,471
Oh.
304
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,175
She is not picking up.
305
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,376
Oh.
306
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,746
I guess I do know
how sisters work.
307
00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:53,815
-[sighs]
-Let me text her.
308
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:55,483
She'll answer
her favorite brother.
309
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,920
She blocked my number.
310
00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:02,557
[chuckles] I guess Billy's
her favorite brother.
311
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:06,194
[professor] Moving on to advanced villain chemistry,
312
00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:09,731
Mr. Colosso, what is the most volatile element
313
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,299
on the periodic table?
314
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:14,536
Uh, thunder-tanium?
315
00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:16,804
[professor] Wrong, it's evil-tanium.
316
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,174
Ah, sorry, Teach.
I ran out of newspaper
317
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,111
and had to use my textbook
to go potty.
318
00:14:24,147 --> 00:14:26,247
[professor sighs]
You're a disappointment.
319
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,982
Please mute yourself.
320
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:33,421
You're the disappointment,
Professor Dumbledork.
321
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,356
[professor]
Excuse me, Mr. Colosso?
322
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:38,626
Uh, sorry, sir!
I thought I was on mute!
323
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:43,431
And now that I am, I'd like
to make fun of your unibrow.
324
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,233
[professor] Still not muted.
325
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,303
I hate virtual learning!
326
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,475
-[laughs] This party's bumping!
-[dance music playing]
327
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,244
Yeah, and the best part is,
328
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:58,112
no one's treating me
like a supe!
329
00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:02,050
You know, soup.
330
00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,952
As in, clam chowder.
331
00:15:04,788 --> 00:15:06,454
I totally get you.
332
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,590
Sometimes I feel like
a butternut squash soup.
333
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,326
Earthy, warm and a little nutty.
334
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:15,930
[dance music playing]
335
00:15:15,966 --> 00:15:18,232
I think I'm having deja tube.
336
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:19,968
Is that Mrs. Wong?
337
00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:22,403
Are we in a nightmare?
338
00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:25,473
Oh good. My brother and sister
came to the party.
339
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,342
That's not embarrassing at all!
340
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:29,410
Look, Chloe, you rock.
341
00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:31,579
But as the most popular kid
in Secret Shores,
342
00:15:31,615 --> 00:15:34,882
I can't be seen partying
with random old people.
343
00:15:35,251 --> 00:15:38,152
You're not the most popular
kid in Secret Shores.
344
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,755
Chloe doesn't need to know that.
345
00:15:42,225 --> 00:15:44,125
Chloe, we need to bail
right now.
346
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,660
Good idea. You guys start
347
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,762
and I'll catch up to you
in like four hours.
348
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:50,665
No, Chloe, the treatment Max
gave you is gonna make you have
349
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,067
bursts of random powers
you won't know how to control.
350
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,603
Don't be ridiculous. I'm fine.
351
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,808
And magnetic, apparently.
352
00:16:01,144 --> 00:16:03,277
We cannot let people
see you like this.
353
00:16:03,947 --> 00:16:06,314
[chuckling]
She loves spoons.
354
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:07,849
Don't judge the kid!
355
00:16:09,152 --> 00:16:10,852
Chloe, let's get you
out of here.
356
00:16:12,489 --> 00:16:15,890
I'd love to
but I'm kind of stuck here.
357
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:17,692
What is she doing?
358
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,927
-Uh...
-Oh, uh, just a fun
359
00:16:19,963 --> 00:16:22,630
chair-leaning game
we sometimes play.
360
00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:24,532
Yeah. You're winning, Chloe!
361
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,635
[chuckles]
Chair leaning's my game.
362
00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,303
[laughs]
363
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:30,772
You guys are weird.
364
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,144
The powers wore off.
365
00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,012
We should go before
another one kicks in.
366
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:39,947
Let me grab a cupcake
for the road.
367
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,520
Where'd Chloe go?
Did she teleport home?
368
00:16:45,555 --> 00:16:47,388
[Chloe] Guys, I'm down here!
369
00:16:49,859 --> 00:16:52,193
She shape-shifted
into a cupcake.
370
00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:54,595
Yeah, great,
that was my next guess.
371
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,919
Chloe. Which cupcake
did you shape-shift into?
372
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,789
[Chloe] How do I know?
All I see is frosting.
373
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,591
Maybe keep talking.
374
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,226
We can try to figure out
which one you are.
375
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,696
Chloe's brother and sister
are whack-a-doodles.
376
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,399
Oh, come on. I talk to my food.
377
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:18,035
Yes, I do, you little
cakey-wakey-shakey-bakey!
378
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,874
Uh... you can't
hand out these cupcakes.
379
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,809
[scoffs] Excuse me?
380
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,513
A, I don't know you.
And C, this is my restaurant.
381
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,847
What about B?
382
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,518
B... right back.
I've got cupcakes to give out.
383
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,987
[sing-song] Fresh cupcakes!
384
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,791
We cannot let these kids
eat the cupcakes.
385
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,159
Just knock 'em on the floor.
386
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,194
-The kids?
-No, the cupcakes!
387
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,131
[whooshing]
388
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,668
[whimsical music playing]
389
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,504
[whooshing]
390
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,942
Oops! [chuckles]
You lost your cupcake, bummer!
391
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,945
Is that all of them?
392
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,414
Uh... no! One got away!
393
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,550
You have to spit
the cupcake out, Jinx!
394
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,418
Oh, he likes to eat them
in one bite.
395
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,086
[mouth full] One and done!
396
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,023
Spit it out, Jinx,
it's an emergency!
397
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,458
[Jinx muttering]
398
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,827
[Max] Don't worry, Chloe.
We'll get you out of there!
399
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,229
Give. Up. Our. Sister!
400
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,098
You were right, Jinx.
They are whack-a-doodles.
401
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,401
Uh, guys?
402
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,469
Not now, Chloe!
403
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,237
Yeah, we're busy saving you!
404
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,039
-Chloe?
-Chloe?
405
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,474
Yep.
406
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,810
[chuckles] Jinx!
407
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,479
[chuckles] How about we just
408
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,381
forget about the whole
napkin in the mouth thing?
409
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:41,052
And that part where I was...
burping you like a baby.
410
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,589
-We should go.
-Yeah.
411
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,060
Bye, guys! This was so fun.
412
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,695
Thanks for coming, Chloe!
413
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,331
Next time don't bring
your brother and sister!
414
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,467
[upbeat music playing]
415
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,269
And as valedictorian
416
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,973
of Evil University...
Online Campus,
417
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,708
I want my fellow graduates
418
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,511
to follow their sinister dreams.
419
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,546
To Professor Dumbledork,
420
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,448
shave that unibrow!
421
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,251
What the gigabyte are you doing, rabbit?
422
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,620
Practicing my graduation speech.
423
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,921
You passed?
424
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,156
They're letting you be a doctor?
425
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,326
You know it!
Cue the party mode!
426
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,362
-I don't thi--
-I said cue it!
427
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,864
-[techno music playing]
-Oh, yeah!
428
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,600
Work it!
Go doctor, go doctor!
429
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,168
Ugh.
430
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,071
-[music stops]
-Oh!
431
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:36,407
I can't party like I used to.
432
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,510
I'm not in college anymore.
433
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,412
[sighs]
434
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,681
I'm so glad we're home.
435
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,617
Less glad Chloe shape-shifted
into a garden gnome.
436
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,687
[Chloe] Yeah.
Thanks for carrying me home.
437
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,889
It's all good. It's just like
when you were a little baby.
438
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:54,158
Except now you got
a sweet beard.
439
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,627
Well, it's official.
440
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,696
We're the worst guardians
in the galaxy.
441
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,233
We're not the worst, Pheebs.
You're the worst.
442
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,936
You're both the worst.
443
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,104
Smashing news, Thundermans.
444
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,407
I've come up with a cure for Chloe's condition.
445
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,775
Yay, me!
446
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,011
Finally. I just want
to be normal again.
447
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,647
Well, as normal
as our family gets.
448
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,218
We just need a licensed doctor to prescribe the medication.
449
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,754
Ahem! I believe Dr. Colosso
450
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,222
can help you with that.
451
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,959
You're a doctor again?
How'd you graduate in a day?
452
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,162
Threats were made
and diplomas were given.
453
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,932
Okay, then can you get us
the prescription to fix Chloe?
454
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,167
Sure thing.
455
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,970
Right after you give me
my graduation gift.
456
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,872
I'm thinking a French
river cruise with Max.
457
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,208
Do you say, "Oui, oui"?
458
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,444
I'm thinking... no, no.
459
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,714
You don't deserve
to see me in a beret.
460
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,717
And good luck getting
that prescription without me!
461
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,851
Already done!
462
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,486
I sent it to a local super doctor
463
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,154
while you were saying dumb things
464
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,556
with your mouth hole.
465
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,458
Ha! Take that, Colosso!
466
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,562
That's Doctor Colosso
and don't you forget it!
467
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,364
Cue party mode!
468
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,800
[techno music playing]
469
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,273
[mellow music playing]
470
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,577
And, as your valedictorian,
471
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,112
I just want to take a moment
472
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:24,181
and acknowledge everyone
who helped get me here.
473
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:26,651
And rub it all in your faces!
474
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,086
Nobody believed
I could graduate
475
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,523
after making the tough decision
to return to college...
476
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:33,891
this morning.
477
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,928
It would feel wrong
not to point out my parents,
478
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:42,199
who aren't here today
because they hate me.
479
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,102
Well, the feeling's mutual, Mom!
480
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:49,373
And finally, I'd like to get
serious for a second...
481
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,909
I'm kidding! You all stink!
482
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,578
[professor]
Dr. Colosso, you're on mute.
483
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:59,316
Noooo!
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