All language subtitles for Shared.Custody.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH.Hi

I'm really not in the
mood to go out partying.

Just go out sometime, get wasted,
and forget everything for a while.

Previously…

[Diego] What's up?
How are you Cristóbal?

- You really are something!
- [chuckles] Yeah.

[Cristóbal] Getting
divorced is the best thing

that could have happened
to us, I'm telling you.

[Lucía] The vibes
have changed, huh?

[Cris] I think we're
the ones who've changed.

- [♪ upbeat rock music playing]
- [group cheers]

[group] Sisters!
Sisters! Sisters!

[group cheers, chuckles]

[Cristóbal] The night
is young, you guys!

I'd like to dedicate this
song to a girl named Cris.

- Night is young! Night is young!
- [crowd clamoring]

Let me get us kebabs.

Our legendary experience is incomplete
unless you finish it eating kebabs!

FOR SALE

The fucking end of an era.

DATING, HOOK-UPS, FRIENDS…

DOWNLOADING

[clears throat]

BROWSE INCOGNITO

[keyboard keys clacking]

[♪ groovy music
playing over speakers]

[actress moaning]

- [Cris moans]
- [vibrator whirring]

[Cris gasps, moans]

[whirring continues]

[Cris pants]

[breathes deeply]

[Carmen] I'm telling
you it's around here.

- [gasps]
- Cris, Cris, you hear it?

- Mom, I'm asleep.
- That noise I told you about,

- I just heard it.
- I don't hear anything.

I'm telling you, I keep hearing
it. I heard it last night.

Every night, I hear it more.

Well, there must be a
mosquito in here, Mom.

- A mosquito…
- [vibrator whirring faintly]

- [gasps]
- Excuse me?

[Felipe] Will you come to
bed, Carmen? There's no noise!

- I'm telling you there is!
- [♪ theme music playing]

[Carmen] You can't hear it
because you're half deaf.

You need to go to the doctor.

- Want the light off, dear?
- Yeah, that would be just wonderful.

[Cris sighs deeply]

SHARED CUSTODY

Episode 6 DATING

Oh, dear lord. Come on, get up.

- [groans]
- [Susana] You overslept,

- you'll be late for school.
- Mom, I didn't oversleep.

I set the alarm for later because
I couldn't sleep last night.

Next time, tell me. I
have a pill for that.

- [yawns]
- [Susana] What a mess you've made in here.

Mom, leave that there. Leave
it. I'll do it later. [groans]

What's the matter?
Are you congested?

[Diego] No, no, no. Not
those. Leave that, Mom. Uh…

Please, they're
full of snot. Don't!

All your boogers I've
binned in my lifetime,

you think it's
gonna bother me now?

[sighs]

SECULAR CHARTER SCHOOL

I have to get out of my parents'
house. I can't take it anymore.

[in high voice] I can't take it!

- Why? Did you guys have a fight?
- No, it's not that.

I'm just sick of not
having my own place.

Stop complaining and do something.
Get any job that'll have you.

- [in normal voice] Yeah.
- Hey! Hi, my love.

You know, you're
right. Thanks, dude.

I could start sweeping the
sidewalks if I have to.

- Daddy! Daddy!
- [in high voice] Right, sweep them clean!

- Ah!
- [indistinct chatter]

Can we go play at
the park with Julia?

- Who's Julia?
- My new best friend in the whole world.

Oh, of course, yeah.
But first we have to ask

your new best friend in
the whole world's parents.

[Sara] It'd be my pleasure.

- Oh, hi, it's Sara.
- Hi, uh…

Well, yeah, Diego. Pleasure.

Hi, Julia.

[kids yelling]

[Sara] You tell me how it's possible
to be a freelancer and divorced.

I can't wait till I
have a real salary.

For sure. I'm also separated.

- Ah?
- And I'm a freelancer too. So, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

How long does it even take to get
a government position? I don't…

Well, the application process,

getting a spot, then taking
the exam, earning merit.

- [huffs] Wow.
- I'd say at least a year.

A year? You kidding? [sighs]

- Oh, yeah.
- I can't wait that long. No.

Well, that's if you
pass on the first try.

Usually, it takes several
years. Lots of people give up.

If I have to, I'll just be
a janitor. How about that?

- Janitors have to pass the test too.
- Oh, yeah?

Those jobs are well paying.

The pay's a lot better when
you have a bachelor's degree.

But who doesn't have one
of those nowadays, huh?

- They give them away.
- Yeah.

- Just like that. Yeah, yeah.
- [Cloe] Come on, Julia.

- Do you wanna go on the swing now?
- [Julia] No.

Julia, don't throw your
coat on the ground.

I feel bad she's an only child.

She loves to play with
the other kids so much.

Cloe's an only child,
I know what you mean.

- [exhales] It's exhausting.
- [Diego exhales heavily]

I'm way too old to be
playing with her all day.

[chuckles] My back would agree
with that. And my gray hair.

- Right in this area. Yeah?
- [chuckles]

- [♪ mellow rock music playing]
- ♪ One, two, three, four ♪

Well, we could take advantage

and meet up somewhere
other than the playground.

The girls could play and
we could have a cocktail?

Hmm?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- All right. Uh… [chuckles]
- Sound good?

- [clears throat] Sure.
- [chuckles]

- We can text about it and see.
- [chuckles]

- Sounds like a plan.
- ♪ I can hear us dream ♪

♪ I know that you want it ♪

[♪ song concludes]

YEW TREE OVERLOOK ESTATES

[salesman] Top quality
materials for everything.

Has the comforts of a suburban
home right in the city.

The pool, the tennis
court, the gardens…

And the keys? When could I get
them? I need to move in right away.

- Six months and they're in your hand.
- [Cris] Oh, yeah?

- Yup.
- Only six months?

- Yeah, six months. Yes.
- Okay.

No way this is finished
in less than 12 months.

I'm sorry to butt in,
but I'm an architect.

Well… [scoffs] …I'm a civil engineer
and I'd say more like 13 at least.

Fifteen. Guaranteed.
You'll be compensated

- for anything beyond that.
- [Cris] Oh, yeah?

- [cell phone ringing]
- Excuse me, will you?

Yes? Hi.

What? Buy it.

- Absolutely. It's available now, but…
- He's a total hustler.

Don't hold your breath for
the tennis court and pool.

[salesman] I'm here till 5:00.

[whispers] Did you get
a look at the parking?

I did. I actually thought
that was kinda the best part.

Petty big spaces, right?

But they forgot
the support beams.

[salesman] I'm sitting
with a client right now…

[Cris] Oh, you architects…

You think 'cause you can draw it

the building will just
stand up on it's own.

Luckily, we have engineers

to make sure any creativity
goes out the window.

- [salesman] Sounds good. Okay, bye.
- [traffic rumbling]

Everything looks great in the blueprint,
but it's up to the construction crew.

All I can say, is they
haven't convinced me.

I know a guy who used
to work with them.

I think I'll call him
before I sign anything.

Okay.

If you want, I can get your number,
let you know what I find out, hmm?

Is that your clever way
to ask me for my number?

- Actually, yes. You got me.
- Ah!

- Want a drink?
- No, no, no. I have too much work.

- Well, it doesn't have to be right now.
- No, I always have too much work.

Hey! Excuse me.

Did you see how big the
parking spaces will be?

- [truck beeping]
- [chuckles]

[keyboard key clacks]

[Cris] Ooh! Hello,
Mr. architect.

Ooh, mamma mia.

- Mm! Yummy. He...
- [door creaks open]

- [Cris gasps] Oh, Dad, I'm working.
- [keyboard keys clacking]

That's why I thought I could
bring my girl a cup of coffee.

[Cris] Thanks.

- Dad, you need something?
- No. Just watching you work.

[spoon clinking]

[Cris sighs]

Dad, this has a deadline I
really need to meet, okay?

Mm. Proceed. Go ahead.

Uh, don't you have anything
better you'd want to do?

- I mean, go with Mom to tai chi.
- Oh, no, no, no. That's for old people.

Mm. Well, what would
you like to do?

What about the fact that
Lucía and I, you know,

made it so you both could have
a free afternoon with no kids.

I like watching my
little girl work.

I can keep you
company. [chuckles]

- [sighs] Dad, please.
- [spoon continues clinking]

- [Cris clears throat]
- [slurps loudly]

[continues slurping]

- [rattle tinkling]
- [baby cooing]

[sighs] I feel like daycare is
just us paying for him to get sick.

- [baby cooing]
- [distant chatter]

What was that?

That's the mom that was
hitting on me the other day.

Wait. Where? Who?

Don't look. You're being
obvious. From the other day.

What do you mean hitting on you?

Touching me. She
kept touching me,

- like, you know… Mm. Like this.
- [Bea] Oh, yeah?

Like the way she's
touching her kid?

- Like that?
- Oh, you don't get it.

Don't laugh. I know
what I'm talking about…

[cell phone chimes]

Oh, fuck me.

- She's texting me, she's texting me.
- [Bea] Yeah.

- [Andrés] Ah!
- Yeah.

[notification chimes]

She wants to see
a movie tonight.

- [chuckles]
- I'm sure she means with the girls.

To see the latest
from Almodóvar.

- Oh, she's definitely hitting on you then.
- [laughs]

- I told you, listen to me.
- So, why not take her out?

No, no.

Don't you ever wanna
fuck a different dude?

What do you mean "dude?"
You mean "chick," yeah?

Someone new. That's
what I said, "new."

Yeah, sure, hooking up. But, no,
no. I'm not ready for a girlfriend.

Are you out of your mind, man?

She wants a date, not to
get married, you idiot.

Well, imagine if the date
goes well and we hook up.

She'll want to hang out gain.

Don't worry, she's not
gonna want to meet again.

Especially, given the
pain in the ass you are.

She's coming, she's coming,
she's coming, she's coming.

Are you serious? What do I do?

- [Andrés laughs]
- [laughs]

Oh, that is bullshit.

- You asshole, don't do that.
- You flipped out.

[Diego] I'm nervous just thinking
about it, I almost passed out. Shit.

Okay. Your whole thing about
working from home was great.

[chuckles]

I'm going to the gym during the
morning meetings. [chuckles]

[sputters] Wait, didn't
you say you had three kids?

Sure, but my husband
works for the government.

If it were me, I'd work
from home every afternoon.

Well, we'll start by seeing

- how these two times a week goes first.
- Okay.

[♪ intriguing instrumental
music playing]

Uh, I'll be right back.

- [♪ music concludes]
- Hi, why are you here?

Hi. I'm just tracking
your every move.

[groans] Uh, joking. A joke. Sorry,
it sounded better in my head.

I actually wanted
to bring you this

so that you could see some
of my lawyer's comments

- about the contract for the apartment.
- [Cris] Ah. Thanks.

And I looked you up online.

I hope that's not
totally psycho.

Um, it's a little
psycho. [chuckles]

[Álvaro] Honestly, I wanted to apologize
because maybe I made you uncomfortable.

And, who's to say, I
might live next to you.

So I came here, but I think that
made you more uncomfortable.

- Sorry.
- It's nothing. Nothing.

- You didn't do anything too weird.
- [Álvaro] Well…

- It's okay.
- [Álvaro] Okay.

I'm off to harass
someone else then.

- [chuckles]
- [Álvaro chuckles] Okay.

- Harass me if you'd like.
- Uh, Belén, excuse me,

but you do know that
that's actual harassment.

Well, I'd better get
going. I'm off. [chuckles]

I appreciate it.

- Thanks for bringing this by.
- Bye. Yeah.

- He's crazy for you.
- Stop it!

- You're gonna tap that, aren't you?
- No.

- Why?
- Because no.

- Why?
- Uh, because it's sound like a pain.

- A pain?
- Yeah. And mortifying.

[Belén] Mortifying, how?

[Cris] My body isn't the
same since I had Cloe.

I'm just not comfortable
getting naked with a stranger.

I'm like squishy,
Belén, squishy.

I don't even remember the
last time I had a hookup.

Let me guess. Your
tits are pancakes?

Girl, imagine mine.
I have three kids.

Oh, yeah. You think that guy's
balls aren't ten times worse?

I've seen a lot
of sagging balls.

Aren't you and your
husband together?

- [Belén] You like that Argentinian guy?
- I mean, he's cute.

[Belén] Go out with him.

And mark my words, when he grabs
you and gives you a good pounding,

you won't be mortified.
[clicks tongue]

It's true.

Coffee, Japan, coffee, Japan,
coffee, Japan, coffee, Japan,

coffee, Japan… Papa?

Yeah?

Can Julia come and
play at our house?

Sure, Pinky. I'll ask her mom
which days she's with Julia.

Julia's always with her mama.

Well, somedays she must
be with her dad, no?

They live together.
Of course, she does.

All together?

You sure? I thought they were
separated, like me and mom, yeah?

[Cloe] No.

- Papa, leave, I'm starting to go!
- Going.

Hey, Andrés. Andrés, you
won't believe it, dude. She…

It's a… She… She's not separated.
She's not fucking separated.

I'm glad I told her I couldn't
go to the movies with her.

But, I mean, she literally lied
to my face, man. It's just…

It's fucked up.
Really fucked up.

[cell phone beeps]

Let's go, Cloe,
it's getting late.

- [Cloe] Not yet!
- [clicks tongue, sighs]

[cell phone chimes]

[Andrés] Fucking A, man,
even better. Problem solved.

Now you know she just wants to
hook up. You have no excuse.

[Bea] No one wants to be
your girlfriend, Diego.

[Andrés] Don't overthink it.

Dumb ass, why'd you tell her?
You have a big mouth, Andrés.

- [Cloe] Done, Papa!
- All right.

[♪ romantic folk music playing,
Los Maraquenos "El Camino"]

♪ Tus labios me
enseñarón que el amor ♪

♪ Es el camino ♪

[breathes deeply, clears throat]

♪ Y los deseos de tu corazón ♪

♪ Mi padecer ♪

♪ Y el cielo, una
parte de tus ojos… ♪

- [actress 1] Mother!
- [chuckles]

[actress 2] No,
don't call me mother.

- [laughs]
- [Diego clears throat]

[♪ song concludes]

[sighs]

[spray hissing]

Diego, please, did
you find that box?

I'm missing clothes and
they have to be there.

[cell phone chimes]

- [spray continues hissing]
- Mom, there’s no mosquito!

Just in case, honey.
Better safe than sorry.

[grunts] Shut.
Please, shut that.

- [Carmen] I can't do anything right.
- [sighs]

[door closes]

Mother of God.

- [sighs]
- [cell phone chimes]

[Diego] Cris, I don't
need to look for it.

I told you, I don't
have any of your boxes.

I don't know, maybe you lost it.
All I know is I don't have it.

Look Diego, it's gotta be with
you. Don't make me put a clause

in the divorce agreement
for you to find it.

- [cell phone thuds]
- [sighs]

[kids shouting indistinctly]

Yes, I had some super cute black ones,
but I have no idea where they are.

- [Martina] Give it to me now!
- [Lucía] They're not here.

[Leo] No, Martina!

No, this is dirty. Um, I
don't know where they are.

- Well, I can't go like this.
- But shapewear that high is better.

- [scoffs] You think?
- [Lucía] Yes. Then, do what I do.

- And what is that?
- I take a thong in my purse.

And if something's gonna happen,
I put it on in the bathroom.

- Oh?
- [Lucía] Mm. This hides your stomach.

- Hey, is this dirty or clean?
- What, now?

This dress.

- [sniffs] It's clean.
- [glass shatters]

- Leo!
- [Leo yelling]

- [Martina] It wasn't me!
- [♪ upbeat jazz music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[Sara] What I really didn't expect, truly,
was that instead of being his mother,

she's his grandma,

because it's her son's
semen that made the embryo.

[laughs] Did you expect that?

- You okay?
- No, no.

I just… I don't
think it's right.

No, no. I mean, I think surrogacy
is incredibly complicated.

No, no, not that, Sara.

Um, it seems wrong to me
that you're here with me now

when you're married.

- Huh?
- I mean, Sara you lied to me

because you told me you were
separated from your husband.

I am separated.

Oh, uh, but then why did Cloe tell me
that you still live with your husband?

- Because I can't afford a place on my own.
- Ah.

That's why I want to
take the government exam

to become independent.

Of course. Yeah, um, I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. So, uh…

Is like… [sighs]
Is this a… a date?

Well…

- Yeah, it seems like it. [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Yes.

- [Sara] Huh?
- Well, yeah.

- [laughs]
- [clears throat] Well,

I, um, I don't know maybe I…
maybe we shouldn't have met up.

I'm sorry. I didn't know this was a
date, like a date. Because I'm just…

I'm just not ready.
I'm sorry, but, I…

I mean, if it goes well,
then we see each other again,

and we end up being, like…
like a couple, right?

- Then like boyfriend and girlfriend. I…
- Uh…

- I feel stressed just thinking about it.
- [Sara] Of course.

And then we both have daughters. [scoffs]
It would be really hard to balance things.

[scoffs] Fuck. The divorce
agreement is already a mess.

I can't imagine doing another one.
Plus, our daughters would be like…

like sisters. Fuck! I
mean, sisters, right?

And if we break up. Oh, man. Just…
[chuckles] I can imagine the mess.

If we have another
child then we break up…

- [sighs]
- I just want to fuck.

Uh…

- [chuckles]
- [sighs]

Okay, fine. [chuckles]

- [Sara moans]
- [Diego groans]

[both moaning]

- Take me to your house.
- Yes.

- [Sara] Yes. No.
- No, wait. My house?

I live with my parents.

[♪ romantic instrumental
music playing]

So you're really a parent?

Yeah. Why are you surprised?

I don't know, you don't look
as tired as other parents.

- Well, I appreciate it.
- Mm-hmm.

You're a mom, right?

- How can you tell?
- Mm…

No, because I saw the
picture of your daughter

on the home screen
of your phone.

- Oh! Oh, my God. My bad.
- [chuckles]

I feel like a nervous wreck.

This is the first time I've ever been
out with anyone since my separation.

I dunno, I'd rather tell you now, so
we under... just gets in the ether.

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] I get it, no worries.

The first time I went out with
someone after my separation,

it was a huge disaster.

Basically, the whole night
I called her my exe's name.

- No!
- So stupid.

- [chuckles] The poor girl No, no, no!
- [chuckles] Oh, no.

Even worse, I once
called her that in bed.

- That's my worst fear. No! God! [laughs]
- No! [laughs]

- Please no! Yeah?
- It was disastrous, really.

[both laugh]

- It's unnatural.
- Yeah, I know.

Oh, and the second date
was not any better.

I only talked about my
daughter and missing her,

which is not the most
exciting topic for a date.

It's too bad. I was
planning to delight you

with my problems finding
work-life balance. [laughs]

Mm. [chuckles] Don't even
get me started on that.

I take my kid to school
and almost half the time…

- Yes.
- …I'm late.

And there's this secretary
that every time I get there

- she never lets anything slide.
- Mm?

She's unbelievable.
It's on another level.

The other day, she just
wouldn't let me in.

Her response was, "I
can't work with you."

No! See, a woman at my
school is the same way.

- Nah…
- Uh-huh.

Face like a sergeant, with sort
of a puffy, short, white hair?

- Borealis?
- Borea… Borealis!

- Borealis! I can't believe it!
- [laughs]

- Oh, that's incredible.
- You're saying, we're not just neighbors,

we're in the same carpool?

- [gasps, chuckles]
- Cheers to that. [chuckles]

Well, the nice thing will be that
we can take turns making sure

- that the girls get to school on time.
- Definitely.

And we won't even need
to buy two apartments,

we'll just buy one
and all live together.

I'm fucking with you. [chuckles]

- Huh.
- I can make stalker jokes too, you know?

- [chuckles awkwardly] Good one.
- [Cris chuckles]

- Mm.
- [both chuckle]

- [Cris] I scared you, huh?
- [Álvaro] Nah. [chuckles]

CHEAPEST HOTELS

[Diego] Damn, for under 200 euros,
there's nothing. I can't find anything.

[Sara] Me neither.

- Oh, yeah, it's fucking tourism week.
- Oh?

- Yeah.
- What about a hostel?

A hostel? I'd rather die. No, we’ll
each pay a 100 for one of these.

- Hundred euros?
- Mm.

Wow, I mean, a hundred's a lot
by the time you add dinner…

- [scoffs]
- …drinks, the movie. Fucking A.

I spent as much as you and
I'm not swimming in cash.

Otherwise, I wouldn't
live with my ex.

[breathes deeply]

- But for tonight, I'll spend it.
- [chuckles]

- In the car?
- Huh?

- In the car?
- What, like we're teenagers?

- Well, doing it in the car…
- [scoffs]

…isn't just for teenagers. Not
weird for adults to do it too.

Well, you live with your parents
so maybe you don't think so.

Oh. Right, cause living with
your ex-husband is normal too.

Fuck it. Where's your car?

No, what car? I don't have a
car. Uh, I came on the subway.

- [laughs]
- Hey, don't laugh. What's so funny?

- [chuckles] I don't have a car either.
- Ah, really?

- [Sara] Or a license.
- Well, then… [chuckles]

- …that makes things difficult.
- Oh, yeah.

- We're really, uh, high status. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

[Diego] Uh, wanna
walk to the subway?

Yeah, sure.

- No, it's over there.
- Oh, right.

Let's go. Yeah.

[♪ smooth jazz music playing]

[Cris laughing] There's
no way that's true.

- [Cris laughing]
- [Álvaro laughing] Thank you.

Oh, really, I don't
know why we got shots.

They make me feel nuts.

- I can't help you with that.
- No. [laughs]

If you have to drag me to my place
after this, it's gonna be your problem.

- I like that, huh.
- Mm.

Hmm. Shall we go?

- No, we can't go to my place, no.
- Why not?

- No, no, that's impossible.
- Come on.

No.

But we can go to yours, can't we? You
said it was just around the corner.

No, well, I'm sharing an
apartment with my buddy, and, uh…

So what? Do you sleep
in the same room?

I would, but he's just a total weird…
like a pain in the ass, you know?

- He's a pain the ass?
- Yes, he is.

Well, no worries then.

- Mm.
- We'll get together another time.

- It's a pity.
- Uh…

- Pity? Right.
- It is. It's a pity.

- [shushes] Be quiet. Quiet.
- Okay. [chuckles]

- Be careful. Seriously.
- [chuckles] Mm.

[chuckles] Yes,
yes. Hey. Hey, hey.

- Just… just… [shushes]
- I got it. [laughs]

- The smallest movement can wake him up.
- Okay.

- He sleeps light, you know.
- [Cris] Oh, yeah.

- [Álvaro] Like, very, very light.
- Let's go. [chuckles]

- [Álvaro shushes]
- Okay, okay.

Okay, now quietly.
That's it. All right.

[both moan]

- Let's go… Let's go back here.
- I need to use the bathroom.

- Right now?
- It's urgent.

[Cris sighs]

[chuckles] You're
gonna wake him up.

- And when he's awake…
- Do you mind?

- No, no. Okay, fine. Oh, uh…
- [Cris] Okay.

Just don't… don't
flush the toilet.

- No, I…
- Please.

[sighs]

- [objects clatter]
- Oh, damn it.

- [soft thud]
- What?

[♪ poignant guitar
music playing]

- Shit.
- [door opens]

Uh, who the hell are you?
What are you doing here?

- She, uh… She's with me.
- [scoffs] You're fucking kidding me.

Your daughter's in the other room and
you're hooking up with someone here.

[shushes] You're
gonna wake her up.

[Sara] Oh, 'cause then
it'd be my fault now.

- [Álvaro] Well, actually yes.
- [Sara scoffs]

[Álvaro] You could easily have gone to
your parents' house. Why didn't you?

[Sara] Why don't
you go to yours?

Or better, how about a
hostel? There are some hotels…

[Julia] Are you Cloe's mom?

[Álvaro] I couldn't go to hers
because she's also getting divorced.

- [Sara] I don't care. I can't believe…
- Why are you holding your underwear?

…you brought her
here, you dumbass.

[Álvaro] Oh, sure, I'm a dumbass,
I'm a dumbass, but you're a …

[Sara] What? What?
What am I? Look! Look…

- [indistinct shouting]
- [door opens, closes]

[♪ music continues]

[cell phone chimes]

Put whatever you
want on the agreement

I don't have your box…

If you don't believe me,
come and look for it yourself

Oh, I will, yeah.

Of course I'll come

Now??

Yes, now.

Sure, come now…

It's only 1 in the morning

The best time to look for boxes!

[exhales sharply, sighs]

- [♪ music concludes]
- [garage door squeaking]

[Diego] Does this seem
like a normal time to you?

[Cris] I just want my box.

[electricity whirring]

[yawning] You're all dressed up? I
mean, to come look for imaginary boxes.

Hmm. No, but if you
help, it'll go faster.

- No, thanks. Pass.
- Perfect.

[sighs]

[♪ sentimental
instrumental music playing]

[sighs] Come on, I'll help you.
Otherwise, this will take all night.

[sniffles] Yeah.

[exhales]

[♪ music turns dramatic]

What? Useless.

[exhales]

[♪ music fading]

[grunts]

[chuckles]

- [Diego] Trying to get a rise out of me?
- What do you mean?

You know I always got super
turned on by that shapewear.

- [chuckles] Come on, hold this.
- Here.

Help. Hold the ladder steady.
I don't want to fall off.

- You're good. Watch out for my foot.
- [Cris] Okay.

Do you remember
when we bought that?

How could I forget? My first
piece of lingerie postpartum.

No, I mean what we did in
the fitting room, yeah?

I almost couldn't even
try them on. [chuckles]

- You were super hot in those.
- Uh… [chuckles]

We tried so hard not to break
quarantine and then there…

- Yeah, there… Mm. There. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

No, not this one.

[clicks tongue, inhales]

There's one here. One left.

- [Cris sighs]
- Come on, open it if you want.

Don't worry, I'm won't
say "I told you so."

[grunts]

Hey. Mm?

Didn't you sell this couch
to those kids that came by?

Turns out they didn't want it.

- So weird. It's super comfortable.
- Well, yeah, Cris.

It's comfortable, but, I
mean, it's seen better days.

Sure, but we've taken some epic
naps on it, haven't we? [chuckles]

That's true. You've always liked a
good couch nap, right? More than a bed?

Well, yeah. Cause a couch nap is
infinitely better than a bed nap.

Hmm. Hmm.

- [chuckles]
- No, you're right. It is comfy.

[sighs]

- And firm.
- It's firm?

Actually, a nap right now
sounds pretty great. [exhales]

[♪ theme music playing]

[both moan]

Um, Cris, wait. Um… [moans] Are
we… are we really doing this?

- Yes. [exhales heavily, moans]
- [moans]

- Okay, but… I don't…
- But… but nothing.

- Nothing.
- [moans]

[Cris] Fuck! [groans]

Oh, fuck…

I'm taking this off. I'm
just gonna grab this like…

- Fuck me!
- [grunts] Just get this off.

- Fuck!
- Oh, come on. We have to get this off.

[Cris] Yes, take that
shapewear off already!

- [both moaning]
- [Diego] This is still on.

How do I undo the
bra? I can't remember.

- [Cris] Just let me get…
- [Diego] Now the shapewear. Bye-bye!

[Cris] Maybe we could take more
naps together, couldn't we?

[Diego] Yeah, we can
be "nap-buddies."

[Cris] Well, the buddy part
has proved a bit difficult.

[Diego] Okay, not
buddies, just naps.

- [Cris] Right, friends. No. Naps. Yes.
- [Diego moans]

- [both moan]
- [♪ theme music continues]

[♪ theme music concludes]