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PREVIOUSLY…

We need to renegotiate the weeks.
I barely saw Cloe this week.

[grunts] Cris, changing it up
every couple of days is madness.

- I need more flexibility.
- [♪ theme music playing]

Will we ever do things together
again, the three of us?

[Diego] Look, we can do things
together when we change weeks.

We had a fucking
good couple of weeks.

[Cris] Cloe is so happy and
everything's going so smoothly.

If you get along so well,
why did you break up?

I never have an afternoon off, and
I'd like to spend it with my daughter.

But this is my week.

[Cris] No, not later.
I'm going to pick her up.

- Don't get involved.
- You're the one who involved us.

- This is not how you do things.
- We said we would be flexible.

Can I try to understand
why you are doing this?

I'm gonna become the technical director.
I want to use all the time I have left

- to be with Cloe.
- [Diego scoffs]

It will be better if
both of us find a lawyer.

- Our lawyers will do the talking?
- That's right.

And they said they
would be friends.

[♪ theme music concludes]

- [distant telephone ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]

No, no, no.

No way we're not making
demands of each other, right?

I want to claim alimony.

- Like a housewife?
- Exactly, exactly. What's the matter?

Didn't I spend more
time with Cloe at home?

Thanks to that, she worked as
much as she wanted, and more.

- I want my part.
- Dammit, Diego.

Thank goodness you agreed
to do this amicably.

Well, that was before.

[sighs, inhales]

- All of this has to be decided now?
- [scoffs]

Diego, if you were in class
instead of smoking joints,

you would know that all this
must be in the agreement.

Once it's signed by both
parties, it will be your Bible.

Yes, custody, holidays,
not just for summer,

but also for Christmas, Easter,
or any kind of celebration.

Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, birthdays,
if she has her First Communion…

- [♪ somber music playing on speaker]
- No, definitely not.

She's not even baptized.
We agree on that.

But that must be put
in writing, my dear.

Whether the girl goes to a public
or private school, agreement.

Whether she gets vaccines
or not, agreement.

Whether she wears her hair
long or short, agreement.

- All of that has to be in there?
- You would be surprised by the weird stuff

some people ask me to
write in their agreements.

I had two recently that
wanted to swap every day.

Well, that doesn't seem so weird to
me. I want to swap every two days.

- [slurps]
- That's not negotiable.

But that'd be a pain, right?

- Paqui! Aw, you look so pretty.
- [Paqui] You look great, girl.

- My goodness.
- The place looks so different.

- It was so nice before.
- My daughter, she made it hipster.

- Look, have you seen the photo…?
- [indistinct chatter]

She just had an Irish coffee.

Don't you remember she would always
be drinking when she was here?

- Why did you call her?
- It wasn't me, it was Mom.

She got so annoying, saying
she was the best lawyer,

so just to shut her up…

- What is this?
- [Lucía] A gin and tonic.

Take out the ice and add more gin.
I didn't ask for a slushy, love.

- [inhales sharply]
- [glass clinking]

Hey. How is it going?

Here, we're just getting
alimony from Cris.

Good thing you were planning
on being independent.

Excuse me, Dad, but I've
just been hired by the NDA,

National Diabetics Association.

With that and a couple more
clients, I have enough.

It's not about the money,
it's a matter of justice.

Look at that, you never really liked
law, and now you're trying to be a judge.

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

Lawyer-client meetings
are confidential, right?

If you don't mind…

[sighs heavily]

- Diego!
- Point seven.

[Paqui] Sainz Pardos.

[♪ somber music
playing on speaker]

Of course, I know them. I've
faced those assholes many times.

Always defending the elite.
My firm prefers lost causes.

- Excuse me, do I look like a lost cause?
- Sweetie, that thing about the two days…

- [huffs]
- Mom, please, I'm talking with my lawyer.

[Paqui] Don't worry. If you
want to swap every two days,

Paqui will get you two days,

but it's vital that
you let me do my thing.

Now, you should avoid talking with
Cris until the agreement is signed.

Swap Cloe at the school.

Try not to see each
other. Understood?

No worries, that's not
my intention at all.

That's the last thing I would
want right now, to see her.

- [cell phone chimes]
- [cell phone chimes]

FRIENDS!!!!! PAULA

This Saturday I'm celebrating my 40th!!
BBQ at our new place. Who's coming?

[♪ theme music playing]

Mom.

You have no time to
be going to barbecues.

SHARED CUSTODY

- [♪ theme music concludes]
- [♪ upbeat country music plays on speaker]

EPISODE 3 THE BARBECUE

- Diego! [chuckles]
- What's up, Suso, man?

- How are you?
- How are you?

Good. And you? How are you? Come
on in, you're the last ones.

- Damn, we came by bus. And with the rain…
- [Suso] Just a few drops.

- [Diego] A little something.
- Nice.

- Let's take this off, Cloe.
- How nice. Damn, man!

- Wow, you bought a huge house, didn't you?
- Yeah. Well, I worked hard for it, huh?

Yeah, your father
worked a lot, yes.

Excuse me, but I work more
hours than a clock can count.

- Yeah, bullshit.
- [soft thump]

- Oops!
- Swearing, Dad, that's a coin.

I don't have one now, honey.
I'll give you one later.

[Suso] It's weird that your father
goes around penniless, Cloe.

What a shame.

- [Diego] Mm-hmm.
- [Suso snickers]

- [Diego] That bike?
- It's not a bike. It's a collector's item.

- Ah.
- Hmm.

- [lively chatter]
- [grill sizzling]

- [Cris] Excuse me, you were…?
- Marga.

- Marga. Cris.
- [chuckles] A pleasure.

- We met the other day at a concert.
- Rusowsky's.

- Mommy!
- Honey! [chuckles]

When they have kids, they
leave you hanging like that.

Let me see. You look so pretty.
You have so much to tell me.

- Wow, wow, wow.
- [kids shouting]

[Suso] Hey, no, no, no. Kids, no.
Kids aren't allowed inside the house.

Only if it's to use the bathroom,
and they're accompanied by an adult.

- [Cris] How are you?
- [Diego] Good.

- [both kiss]
- I thought you wouldn't come.

- [Cris] Why?
- Because I was coming.

[chuckling] Sorry, but Paula has
been my best friend since forever.

- Well, but it's my friend group.
- Since when?

- Since college?
- [Cris] Excuse me, we have

the same amount of people here
from law school as my neighborhood.

No, no, no, Cris, you're
wrong. Look, Suso, Andrés…

- Hi.
- …Mariana.

- No, no, not Mariana.
- Why not?

- Why?
- [Cris] Mariana is from my neighborhood.

With Carla and Paula,
there are more of us.

Neighborhood comes
before college.

- [Paula] Diego.
- How are you?

- [both laugh, kiss]
- Happy birthday. How are you?

Thanks. Guys, I'm so happy
to see you both here.

That's the best gift
you could give me.

I wouldn't miss it. You're
my best friend. [kisses]

And I introduced you to
the love of your life.

Who are we talking
about? That one? Well…

What do you mean "That one"?
[chuckling] What's with "That one"?

[smooches, sighs] Hey, it's
nice to see you getting along.

- You're such an example.
- Hmm.

- Hi, Diego. How are you?
- How are you, Bea?

- How is it going?
- Good, and you?

Great. Paula, I can't find
the bowls for the salads.

- Are we eating inside or not?
- No, not inside.

[Paula] Yes, but, honey,
look at the weather.

We can all squeeze together
under the covered terrace

and it will be fine. [chuckles]

Hey, you were right about Cris and
Diego? That's a relief, to be honest.

I thought it would affect
the group, you know?

No way, I told you. They're
getting along so well.

Look, just the other day, both families
went together to pick up Cloe from school.

- Andrés and I couldn't believe it.
- No wonder.

[kids scream]

No, hey! Hey, you guys, don't!

♪ On the bright
side of the road ♪

It's a pretty big house, right?
To each their own, and all that.

Sounds good to me.

- ♪ From the dark end of the street ♪
- ♪ From the dark end of the street ♪

♪ To the bright
side of the road… ♪

They're looking for someone
like you at my office.

A social media content specialist.
Would you be interested?

Of course, I'm interested,
I need more clients.

[Pablo] No, no, it's
not a freelance job.

It's at the office,
full-time, 08:00 to 06:00.

No, with those hours,

I wouldn't be able to drop Cloe
off or pick her up from school.

Like everyone else… [scoffs]
…you have to be more flexible.

They could be more
flexible, right?

Man, I had to deal with that kind of shit,
working as anything to pay for my studies.

And look, in the end, I'm
not even working as a lawyer.

You need to wake up

and change that attitude
if you want a good job.

Hey, hey, I had shitty
jobs too. I mean…

Yeah, and you left them after
the first minor inconvenience,

you bastard? Because you could.

Diego, man, what I can't understand is
why you don't work at your father's firm,

like I do at my dad's. You're
your own boss and that's it.

No way, man. I'd rather be
a... Oh! Look, a crypto bro…

- [scoffs] Sure.
- [Diego] Like Miguel, look at him.

Miguel, look, look. What are you
doing? What are you looking at?

[group chuckles]

Yeah, yeah, laugh at me. But
if they get me ten or 20%,

- I'll be the one laughing.
- Twenty? For real?

For real. And maybe even
50 for some of them.

My cousin paid for his whole
house renovation thanks to crypto.

Look, I would be happy
just paying for my rent,

but, no, no, I'm not
getting in that stuff, no.

Dude, what about CBD?

Because someone from my
job is making a fortune

with that marijuana that
doesn't get you high.

You could check that
out. Yeah, why not?

Sure. Or maybe open a
phone case shop, man.

[group laughs]

[kids screaming, clamoring]

Hey, hey!

- What's happening? Hey! No!
- [Luca crying]

My nosy girl! She wants to
get in on the conversation.

I want to eat your
face right up. [chomps]

Hey, no. Take this and go
play over there. Come on, go.

- [screaming stops]
- [footsteps receding]

Well, well, technical
director. You must be happy?

- That's cool, girl.
- Girl, so cool.

I'm stressed out, but it's cool.

That's why you didn't come
on Thursday for a drink?

Since you didn't have Cloe,
we thought you'd come.

Well, I left work late.

I left a long shift at the
hospital and didn't miss it.

But I had to check out
a couple flats after.

- How did it go?
- [Cris] Terribly.

It's impossible to find anything
decent in the neighborhood.

Everyone has those cheap
terrazzo floors. So ugly. Right?

[group laughs]

- For real, I want something like this.
- And you haven't seen the Jacuzzi yet.

We barely use it.

- Sure, sure.
- [Mariana] Sure.

I mean, I would be happy with a
small house with a garden, right?

But I wouldn't say no to a Jacuzzi.
It's my life's dream, a Jacuzzi.

[group laughs]

You could have drowned your sorrows
with us after checking out the flats.

True, that would have been
great, to be honest, but later,

I had to see…

the lawyer.

- To write up the agreement.
- The lawyer?

Let's have a look,
sorry. Let's see, sorry.

Suso asked us to get
some snacks together.

There's cheese in the fridge and
some sausage and chips in the pantry.

You, leave the beer
and do something.

- [snickers]
- You have lawyers?

- [Cris] Here's the meat.
- [Miguel] Come on. [chuckles]

- Here, honey.
- [smooches] Okay, thanks.

Cris, I thought you weren't
going to hire lawyers?

- Lawyers?
- I mean, we did hire lawyers,

but it's for the paperwork
and all that stuff.

- But everything's fine?
- Well, yeah, yeah, everything's fine.

[♪ laid-back music
playing on speaker]

- Well, honestly, not really.
- Oh.

- Wasn't it a mutual breakup?
- Yeah, no, it was a mutual breakup, yes,

but it's not like I did much
to save our relationship.

I mean, in the end... Well,
yes, I broke up with her

because she didn't have time to
end things herself. I don't know.

- You understand, right?
- Yeah, yeah.

[Diego] Hey. Come on, I
know you're friends, Bea,

but insisting to swap every two
days is a bit, I don't know,

seems a little… No?

I mean, of course. Man,
it's very weird to me,

but if she wants it that way…
[inhales] Well, I don't know. [sighs]

Diego, man, I saw so much shit
when my cousin got divorced.

Don't let a judge decide
the rest of your life.

No way, no way. It's
impossible with Cris.

It's impossible
with Diego, girl.

Well, at least he takes care
of his kid, unlike Pablo,

who doesn't even lift a finger.

You should become lesbians.

Well, too bad I'm not
one, 'cause otherwise…

Hey, who is your lawyer
that you hired? Who?

No, no, well, I
haven't hired her yet.

Because she's quite the character.
Well, maybe you know her.

- [Suso] Who?
- Her name is Francisca Franco.

- The dictator! [laughs]
- Oh! Fuck, the dictator.

- Sure, she was our teacher.
- [Suso] She liked her coffee strong.

A little bit. She'd pour a
little alcohol in just like this.

- Oh, yeah.
- [Cris] She's an alcoholic, right?

[Mariana] She is.

She's an alcoholic, but that motherfucker
is really good at what she does.

Yeah. Well, when I faced her
in a trial, she destroyed me.

See, I got cocky since I thought
she was starting to lose her temper.

But she just doesn't miss.

She's a better lawyer than all
of us combined, I'm telling you.

I'm not talking about fucking.
I'm not talking about that.

I was more than happy with
the… [blows raspberry]

- …one time we did it every month.
- One per month, and you've separated?

Bea, I'm talking about love,
about being loved, damn it,

about someone caring for you,
not treating you like a maid.

- You should say "domestic worker" instead.
- Yeah, whatever.

I had a maid all my life, and I
loved Rosario a lot, really, a lot,

but in the end, I became
more of a social worker.

Domestic? Domestic worker.
But she'll pay for it now.

She'll pay for it.
Isn't that right, Lucas?

- Luca.
- Ah, Luca.

Isn't it right? Isn't it right,
Luca? That Auntie Cris will pay?

Auntie Cris will pay. [squeals]

[Cris] I think ever since I left
him in our first year of college

for that guy from
Argentina, he really became…

He always had a complex about
being the second choice.

No, it's true. Damn, it's not that
I don't love him, but the problem is

that he doesn't love himself
and projects his insecurities

and bullshit on me, fuck.

She didn't even want to go to
couples therapy. Fuck, no idea.

What she should do is go see
a psychologist, but she...

I mean, even I see a psychologist. It's
okay. You also see one, right, Pablo?

No, not anymore. Now I
go to a psychiatrist.

Well, same thing, psychologist,
psychiatrist, who even knows.

Fuck, we should go more. You
should go more. Am I right?

Don't trust someone that
doesn't see a psychologist.

But she goes around like,

"Nothing fazes me, nothing fazes me,"
and she just shuts everyone out, damn it.

She closes herself off like she's
a roly-poly, you know? [grunts]

[grill sizzling]

[distant cheering]

- [♪ upbeat tune playing over phone]
- [Luca whining]

[Youtuber over phone]
Come on, guys, come on.

Let's troll this son of a bitch.

Well, whose bright idea was it
to give a phone to the kids?

I don't know, maybe
my kid took it.

Marquitos, the phone,
give it back right now!

- Marquitos, come on, come, please!
- Man.

- What?
- You messed up the apron.

Fuck, man.

[scoffs]

Where is my mom? I need to pee.

- Your mom is in the kitchen.
- [Luca crying]

[Youtuber] If he keeps banning
me, I'll kick him in the balls.

[gulps] Come on, it makes sense, right?
If she spends two days with each of us,

she'll feel like she sees
us both equally, right?

- Right? Or what? No?
- Sure, sure.

- Yeah, makes sense.
- Yeah, yeah, makes sense.

No, he doesn't get it. He
wants a flexible work schedule,

but he never says when he
works. He's so stubborn. Hmm?

If only you knew what he did
to me at school the other day.

- What's the matter, sweetie?
- Mommy, pee.

Honey, Mommy is talking. Go ask Dad.
Come on, go. It's so unbelievable!

I don't know what or who she
needs to prove everything to.

She always wants to do
more and more and more.

[Carla] I mean, she cares
about her job, but that's it.

- Too focused, hmm?
- She's obsessed with work.

- You can't deny that.
- [Cloe] Daddy.

- Well, I wouldn't say "obsessed," man.
- Honey.

- [Cloe] Daddy, I gotta pee.
- Ask Mommy, hmm?

Daddy's talking now, go on.
Come on. She is a little, yeah.

- She cares about her job, but that's all.
- No, she cares too much about her job.

Okay.

[♪ upbeat Latin music
playing on speaker]

[sighs] How embarrassing,
really. I mean, how embarrassing.

I can't stand his mother either.
If only you'd seen her...

Cloe, sweetie, ask your dad.
What... Bruno, what's wrong?

Cloe is in the bathroom. She can't
get out, and I'm peeing myself.

What do you mean
she can't get out?

[Bea] Upstairs.

- [Cris] Cloe?
- Mommy, here!

- Cloe.
- Mommy, it won't open.

Did you lock it?

Yes, but the lock is really
hard, and I can't open it.

Let's see. Looks like they're those
super-heavy modern sliding doors.

- And Dad?
- What's happening?

The girl.

- Cloe, she's locked inside the bathroom.
- You okay, honey?

Come on, didn't I say that someone
should've been supervising the kids?

- [Diego] Please open it, Suso.
- None of my parents wanted to go with me.

Okay, Cloe. Look, grab the latch.
See it? Okay? Turn it to the left.

No. Right, pull it to the right.
Your right. The other way, Cloe.

- Other way, Cloe.
- To your right.

But I can't open it, you guys!

Push it hard! Come on. Push it
hard. You can do it! Come on!

Okay, but not too hard. Don't
break the door, Cloe, please.

It won't open!

- [huffs]
- Why didn't you go with her? I don't know…

I was busy talking. Why
didn't you go with her?

I thought you wanted to
spend more time with her.

Also what... Well, I was
talking too, wasn't I?

- Yeah.
- Then…

[Cloe] Dad was smoking.

- [door rattling]
- I wanna leave! Open!

- Let's see, I need a coin, or this won't…
- I have a coin.

Don't worry, sweetie.
Suso has a coin.

- I wanna leave!
- [Suso] Okay.

But don't hit too hard or you'll
break the door, Cloe, please.

Nope, I need a smaller one because
with this... I'll go and get it.

[sighs] Okay, sweetie, calm down. We'll
get you out. Don't you worry, okay?

- [liquid trickling]
- [footsteps approaching]

Pablo, dude, your kid is
peeing on my bike, man!

That's nasty, Bruno.
Mariana, look after your son.

Look after him
too, damn. And you?

- [Cloe] I know how to leave!
- Can you open the lock, Cloe? Can you?

- I'll go out the window!
- No, no, no, no. Not out the window, okay?

Hey, don't you dare!
We're on the second floor!

[muffled thudding]

- Cloe? [screams]
- [objects clattering]

- What happened?
- [Diego] Cloe, are you okay?

- What happened?
- What? What happened?

I'm going to get something.

No, no, no, no. No time. I'm
gonna break the door down.

What? You can't, she's inside!

- What are you doing?
- Cloe, move away from the door!

- Move away! Out of the way! Move away!
- No, come on. What are you doing?

[Cris] Cloe, stay calm. Mommy
is going to get you out.

- Maybe she just happened to faint.
- Miguel.

[Cris] Cloe, that's it. Don't worry,
I'm getting you out. Okay, that's it.

[grunts, breathes heavily]

- [Diego clicks tongue]
- [Cris grunts]

- [Miguel] Fuck!
- Girl, Suso's gonna kill you.

- [panting] No, no, no.
- I got it!

[Diego] Go, go, go.
She's not answering.

[Suso] Let's see, come
on. Okay, that's it.

- What did you do to the door?
- Open, honey.

[sighs] Fuck... There.

[gasps] Cloe! Cloe!

[Diego] What are you
doing, honey? [sighs]

[Cloe] I was afraid
Suso would be mad at me.

- [chuckles]
- [Diego] Come here, come here.

What kind of person
do you take me for?

It was only four candles, two creams,
and an 800-euro door. [scoffs, inhales]

And this.

- What the fucking hell!
- Coin.

[Diego chuckles]

- [Miguel] What's that smell?
- [sniffs]

The meat. Shit.

- Come, let's go eat. Come on. [grunts]
- [Cris] Come and eat.

[lively chatter]

[Suso] Come on,
let's eat. [chuckles]

The black part causes cancer.

Your phone also causes cancer,
but no one cares, right?

Come on, everyone, let's eat,

and I don't want to see
anything left on your plates.

[Suso] A sausage, Marquitos.

Come on, a well-done sausage.

[group laughs]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. This
thing we've been doing lately

of keeping the guys and girls
separate is a bit old-school, right?

We're acting like our
parents and their friends.

Hold on, hold on, hold
on. I have an idea.

- Let's mingle together.
- Really good, great idea.

- [indistinct chatter]
- [Pablo] Come on, start serving.

Cris, Cris, come a little
closer. It's my birthday.

- Should I stay in the same place?
- [Paula] Come closer.

- [Miguel] Look, look, look.
- [hisses, groans] It's cold.

[Suso chuckles] So
tasty. There. That's it.

[clears throat]

Well, ready to eat, right?

- [Mariana] Yeah.
- Come on. You want a little?

How is your anxiety
these days, Pableras?

I get tachycardia at night
and pain around here.

But somehow, you still guzzle
down all those energy drinks.

He's mainlining them.

Only because they're free at the
office, honey. [chuckles nervously]

Damn, you know who I saw the other day
on the street? Cristóbal and Violeta.

Cristoleta?

Damn, they hooked up
the first day of college

and haven't left each
other's sides since then.

- [Suso] Oh! [laughs]
- They're divorced now.

But they were together?

[Miguel] Yeah, they
get along really well.

And they have two kids, and
take turns with them every day.

- What a hassle, right?
- [Andrés] Ah, oh well.

I don't think that's weird.
Actually, I think it's pretty great.

[grunts softly]

What, Bea? You also thought
it was a great idea, right?

Hold on, Bea, didn't you say
that was really weird, hmm?

What do I know? I
have no idea, okay?

Diego told me his reasons,
and he seemed right.

Then Cris told me hers, and what
do I know, she made sense too.

- Hey, just choose, Bea. Choose.
- [Diego] Exactly, Bea, come on.

Choose, come on. Come on, choose, come
on. No, all of you, come on, choose.

Come on, let's see what
the majority thinks.

What would you do? Come on.

Guys, dammit, we're friends, right?
I trust all of you, no worries.

What would you do? Swap
every two days or every week?

- Come on, who's first? Suso, speak. Suso.
- [inhales]

Well, Mariana. Speak.
Pablo, wake up, man. Come.

Huh?

Well, I guess, one week is what
everyone usually does, right?

- Mm. Sorry, who are you?
- Hey, take it easy.

No, no, we're only asking
people from our own group, hmm?

- [sighs]
- Also, girl, who cares?

Next time, you'll just bring
a different one, for sure.

- Excuse me?
- Wow, Grandma's coming off strong, right?

What did she say?
What did she say?

Don't listen to her, Marta. You're
already part of the group to me.

- Her name's Marga.
- Marga, Marga.

I don't even care about
this group, honestly.

- Perfect.
- Right, who else? Who else?

- Come on. Who else? Who else?
- [Bea sighs]

- [Cris] Hmm.
- Hmm?

Anyone? What do we do? A show
of hands or what? [chuckles]

Come on, let's secretly
vote. I'll make some ballots.

- Let's go. I'll make some ballots.
- Diego…

Please, help us figure
out who is right, dammit.

Diego, stop it, please.

Of course, Paula, since she's your friend,
you know she'd lose the vote, right?

Excuse me. Didn't you say
she was your friend too?

Well, anyways… [clears throat]

…I'll go get some wine? I
have some wine inside...

Sure, honey.

Why don't we go inside?
I'm freezing out here.

- [Suso] But we'll be fine here.
- [thunder cracking]

[Suso] The sun will
be out in a sec.

[rain pattering]

[guests clapping, singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday, dear Paula ♪
- [laughs]

[guests] ♪ Happy
birthday to you! ♪

[all cheering, applauding]

Wow, so much stuff!
Where do I start?

- Let's see.
- The big one!

[kids] The big one! The
big one! The big one!

The big one? Yes!

[guests chanting] ♪ Open it!
Open it! Open it! Open it! ♪

- [Diego]
- A backpack.

- What is it? Wow! My goodness!
- [guests cheering]

- This is so fashionable! Please!
- You see it?

[guests chanting] ♪ Put it
on! Put it on! Put it on! ♪

Come on, come on. Help me out, girl.
I mean, this could be my new look.

- Let's see, how is it? How is it?
- Beautiful!

- Hottie!
- Hussy!

[guests snickering]

- Honey, why did you call Paula that?
- Because she looks very pretty.

Well, but that's a bad word.
Honey, that's not nice to say.

Then why does Grandma
Susana call you that?

[distant thunder rumbling]

- Another gift? Come on, come!
- [guests chant] ♪ Another gift! ♪

- ♪ Another gift! Another gift! ♪
- No, no. Wait a second.

How can you let your mother
bad-mouth me in front of Cloe?

Hold on, she never said
that in front of me, Cris.

- Yeah, sure. [scoffs] How believable.
- Mom, is a politician a good thing?

What did you say about
talking badly in front of her?

Excuse me, but a politician
is not a bad thing.

- Well…
- Come on… [chuckles]

I'm sorry, but your mom
has a fake schedule.

You can't deny it. She's always
saying, "I have so much to do,"

but then, she does nothing.

Well, look at you bad-mouthing
her, after what you said?

And it's unbelievable that
you'd do that in front of Cloe.

You said that Mommy was obese.

No, no. [chuckling] I didn't say
that. Cloe, I didn't say that.

- Nice one, Diego. Nice one.
- [Diego] No, no. I mean…

- [sighs]
- No, no, no. Hold on, I… I was there,

and he actually said that you
were "obsessed," and honestly…

- Nice, you're friends now.
- And you called Dad stubborn.

That's cute, Cris. That's cute!
At least mine wasn't an insult.

And also, I'm not the only
one who thinks so, okay?

No? The obsession with
work. You said it yourself.

You never see her on Thursdays.

Do you want to know what
your friends say about you?

- No, no, no, don't start with those games.
- Well, that's enough now!

That's enough now! For real,
stop involving us in this.

You're making everyone
really uncomfortable.

Man, we love you two, and
you're both our friends.

[Suso] Exactly.

[Paula] Stop it! You're
ruining my birthday!

My dad says that my
grandma is batshit crazy.

[guests laughing]

- [Paula] Uh. What's that, Suso?
- But I never said that, honey!

- How could I ever say that?
- Hmm!

Hey, look, I think maybe
it's time to leave.

Yes. Rush hour begins at 07:00,
and the roads get terrible here.

- [indistinct chatter]
- [Mariana] Let's go, okay.

- [Diego] Get the jacket and the hat.
- [Marga] See you soon. This was wonderful.

- [♪ gentle playful music playing]
- [Pablo] Hey, thank you.

- [Paula] See you soon.
- [Mariana] Bye, thank you.

- [overlapping chatter]
- Go on, thanks for coming.

- Dieguito.
- [Diego] Thank you so much.

[Suso] It's nothing,
man. [grunts] Take care.

- Paula. [kisses]
- [Paula chuckles] Diego.

- [kisses]
- I'm so sorry we ruined your party.

Don't sweat it. And cheer
up, no one died. Yet.

- [sighs]
- [Suso chuckles]

- Suso, I'll pay for the figurine.
- No, no, no, don't worry about that.

If you manage to get Paula to forgive
me for the "batshit crazy" thing,

- we're even, don't worry.
- [snorts, chuckles]

- What did you say about me?
- What? That I love you.

- I love you very much. I love you a lot.
- Ah. [chuckles]

- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]

Bye, friends. Bye,
honey. I love you.

- [Suso] Bye. See you.
- [Cris] I love you.

- [kisses] Let's talk soon.
- Yes.

[groans] My goodness…

[♪ music concludes]

- Bye-bye, my love. See you Monday.
- Oh! I want Sunday.

[Cris] Honey, we can't do
that. Mom already told you.

From now on, it has to be
Mondays. But that's cool.

One of us takes you to school,
and the other picks you up.

We'll have special snacks on Mondays.
You see how it's better like this?

Let's go, or we'll miss the bus.

What do you mean "the bus"?
Didn't you come by car?

The politician didn't let
me use the company car.

She had a lot of things to do.

- Then is politician good or bad?
- [chuckles] It depends, honey, it depends.

[sighs] Come on, I'll take you.

Come on, I'll take you. Come
on, this way, to the car seat.

My goodness, she won't
wake up until tomorrow.

Look how comfy she is. [chuckling]
With the day we had today.

Yeah. Yeah, what happened
today can't happen again.

I agree, we can't
set a precedent.

Let's not involve our
friends in this, deal?

Deal. Or Cloe.

Yes, especially Cloe, she
catches on to everything. [huffs]

No doubt about that.
She's so clever.

And it's fine, we can swap
every week if you want.

I'll forget about the two days.

- Really?
- [sighs] Yes.

What's the matter?

Are you tired of everyone saying
that it's a pain? [chuckles]

- Don't make me change my mind, okay?
- No, no, no, okay. Thanks, thanks.

Okay.

I'll also forget about
asking you for alimony.

The fu... Were you going
to ask for alimony?

- Well, yes, but not anymore.
- Fuck.

Let's not argue in front
of our kid again, please.

[scoffs] Unbelievable,
unbelievable, man!

All right, could you
lower your voice, please?

[sighs, exhales]

Okay, let's not argue.

- Okay?
- Okay.

And no bad-mouthing
in front of her.

- Okay.
- Good. Not us, not our families.

Well… [scoffs] …that part will be
a little harder, but I will try.

Okay. [sighs]

It'll be easier for you since
that never happens. [chuckles]

- What? Do your parents bad-mouth me?
- The things I could tell you…

Well, I know for sure mine bad-mouth
you, but yours love me, don't they?

Yeah, yeah, they adore you.

Are you messing with me?

- [chuckling] You are messing with me!
- [laughs]

- [inhales, chuckling] Fuck!
- [♪ theme music playing]

- I… I started feeling sick. [chuckles]
- [chuckles, breathes deeply]

[sighs]

Fuck, I didn't think
it would be this hard.

[breathes deeply]

[♪ theme music concludes]