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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,984 --> 00:00:20,069 jmg subs 2 00:01:06,463 --> 00:01:09,173 Well, we haven't, uh, read the plaque. 3 00:01:09,257 --> 00:01:11,634 We'll... read the plaque. 4 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:13,928 "Here men from the planet Earth... 5 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:16,472 first set foot upon the moon... 6 00:01:16,556 --> 00:01:19,975 July 1969. 7 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:23,437 We came in peace for all mankind." 8 00:03:02,662 --> 00:03:05,610 If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up. 9 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:09,043 Sir, I... I... I think you should listen to this. 10 00:03:17,052 --> 00:03:18,427 Goddamn it! Sir? 11 00:03:18,511 --> 00:03:20,262 Sir? Damn! 12 00:03:20,347 --> 00:03:22,306 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 13 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:23,974 Come on, baby. Come on. 14 00:03:24,059 --> 00:03:26,452 This better not be another damn Russian spy job. 15 00:03:26,552 --> 00:03:29,146 Boys from Air Traffic Res say skies are clear. 16 00:03:29,231 --> 00:03:30,606 It's the real thing. 17 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:33,234 A radio signal from another world. 18 00:03:33,318 --> 00:03:34,818 Let... let's not jump the gun, here. 19 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:36,612 Get online with Space Command. 20 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:38,322 They're gonna want to know about... 21 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:39,990 Jeez, what's with the golf balls? 22 00:03:40,075 --> 00:03:42,868 You're gonna kill me, here! Wait, wait. This can't be right. 23 00:03:42,953 --> 00:03:45,037 The calculated distance from source... 24 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:49,166 is only 375,000 kilometers. 25 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:53,907 It's coming from the moon. 26 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:08,368 Who else knows about this? 27 00:04:08,468 --> 00:04:11,730 SETI in New Mexico identified a signal... 28 00:04:11,815 --> 00:04:14,775 but, uh, they're even more confused than we are, sir. 29 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:16,860 Excuse me. 30 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:21,907 Major? 31 00:04:21,992 --> 00:04:22,908 Yes, sir. 32 00:04:22,993 --> 00:04:25,077 Radar reception has been impaired... 33 00:04:25,161 --> 00:04:27,579 but we were able to get these. 34 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:28,956 Now, we estimate... 35 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,584 that it has a diameter of over 550 kilometers... 36 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:35,462 and a mass roughly 1/4 the size of our moon. 37 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:37,172 What the hell is it? 38 00:04:37,257 --> 00:04:38,215 A meteor? 39 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,174 No, sir. 40 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:40,676 No. Definitely not. 41 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,094 How do you know? 42 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:44,513 Well, sir, it's... slowing down. 43 00:04:44,597 --> 00:04:45,931 It's what? 44 00:04:46,016 --> 00:04:48,309 It's, uh... it's slowing down, sir. 45 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:58,736 Get me the secretary of defense. 46 00:04:59,904 --> 00:05:01,322 Then wake him! 47 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:06,744 Hello. 48 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,203 Hi. It's me. 49 00:05:08,288 --> 00:05:09,246 Hi. 50 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:11,457 What time is it there? 51 00:05:11,541 --> 00:05:13,500 It's 2:45 in the morning. 52 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:15,002 I know I didn't wake you. 53 00:05:15,086 --> 00:05:17,504 As a matter of fact, you did. 54 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:18,589 Liar. 55 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,468 I have a confession to make. 56 00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:26,305 I'm sleeping next to a beautiful young brunette. 57 00:05:26,389 --> 00:05:29,600 You didn't let her stay up all night watching TV... 58 00:05:29,684 --> 00:05:30,601 did you? 59 00:05:30,685 --> 00:05:32,061 Of course not. 60 00:05:32,145 --> 00:05:34,563 You're gonna come home right after the luncheon, right? 61 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:36,394 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Mommy? 62 00:05:36,983 --> 00:05:38,525 Here's your mother. 63 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:41,779 Hi, honey. 64 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,280 Hi. I miss you. 65 00:05:43,365 --> 00:05:44,529 I know. 66 00:05:44,629 --> 00:05:45,617 President Whitmore's... Me too. 67 00:05:45,717 --> 00:05:48,377 approval ratings have slipped below 40%. 68 00:05:48,477 --> 00:05:50,162 Even his crime bill failed to pass. 69 00:05:50,246 --> 00:05:54,498 Are the salad days over for President Whitmore? Morton? 70 00:05:54,598 --> 00:05:56,502 Leadership as a pilot in the Gulf War... 71 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:59,088 is completely different from leadership in politics. 72 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:01,090 Daddy let me watch Letterman. 73 00:06:01,174 --> 00:06:03,342 Traitor. 74 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:06,053 That's the problem. They elected a warrior, and they got a wimp. 75 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,554 Good morning, George. 76 00:06:07,639 --> 00:06:09,056 Good morning, Mr. President. 77 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,058 That game couldn't have been pretty. 78 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,018 Thank you, sir. 79 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:17,356 Connie, you're up awfully early this morning. 80 00:06:18,983 --> 00:06:21,068 They're not attacking your policies. 81 00:06:21,152 --> 00:06:22,820 They're attacking your age. 82 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:23,862 Addressing congress... 83 00:06:23,947 --> 00:06:26,323 Whitmore seems less like the President... 84 00:06:26,408 --> 00:06:28,826 and more like the orphan child Oliver... 85 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:32,287 asking, "Please, sir, I'd like some more." 86 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:33,247 That's clever. 87 00:06:33,331 --> 00:06:34,915 If so, I'm not laughing. 88 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:37,918 Age was never an issue when you stuck to your guns. 89 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:40,087 You were thought of as young, idealistic. 90 00:06:40,171 --> 00:06:43,090 Now the message has gotten lost. 91 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:46,135 It's just too much politics. It's too much compromise. 92 00:06:46,219 --> 00:06:47,594 Isn't it amazing... 93 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:50,514 how quickly everyone can turn against you? 94 00:06:52,183 --> 00:06:54,768 Excuse me, Mr. President. It's the secretary of defense. 95 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,064 Yes. 96 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,361 Can you say that again? 97 00:07:35,059 --> 00:07:37,478 Station WXBY, out here in Brooklyn. 98 00:07:37,562 --> 00:07:39,980 The temperature is 95 degrees in Central Park. 99 00:07:40,064 --> 00:07:42,483 What it is here in the borough, God only knows. 100 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,026 Let's go to Nick Jones. 101 00:07:44,126 --> 00:07:46,049 He'll give us a traffic report at the beaches. 102 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:50,053 So, why are you waiting? Hmm? 103 00:07:50,153 --> 00:07:52,786 My social security will expire, you'll still be sitting there. 104 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:54,328 I'm thinking. 105 00:07:55,119 --> 00:07:55,913 Yeah, well, think already. 106 00:08:04,447 --> 00:08:05,926 Do you have any idea how long it takes... 107 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:07,297 for those cups to decompose? 108 00:08:07,397 --> 00:08:09,556 If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose. 109 00:08:10,548 --> 00:08:11,428 Ah... ah. 110 00:08:15,989 --> 00:08:18,516 Listen, David, I've been meaning to talk with you. 111 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:22,272 It's nice that you see me so much now, but... 112 00:08:22,357 --> 00:08:23,732 Don't... don't start, Dad. 113 00:08:23,816 --> 00:08:25,943 I'm only saying it's been, what, four years? 114 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,945 You're still wearing your wedding band? 115 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,590 Three years. All right, three, four. 116 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:32,032 You're divorced. Come on, move on. This is not healthy. 117 00:08:32,116 --> 00:08:35,452 No, this is not healthy. Smoking is... is not healthy. 118 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:40,958 Checkmate. 119 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,752 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 120 00:08:43,836 --> 00:08:45,420 Wait, wait, wait. This is not... 121 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:47,798 this is not checkmate. See you tomorrow, Pop. 122 00:08:47,882 --> 00:08:50,425 Now, just... just hold on. This is not checkmate! 123 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:54,555 Ahh, checkmate. 124 00:08:54,639 --> 00:08:56,840 Yes, we've got everybody we have working on the problem. 125 00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:58,392 We are doing every... 126 00:08:58,476 --> 00:09:00,936 I love X-Files, too. I hope you get to see it. 127 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,646 Good morning. Compact cable. 128 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,565 Anna will take care of you. David? David! 129 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,303 What the hell's the point of having a beeper... 130 00:09:06,403 --> 00:09:07,307 if you're not gonna turn it on? 131 00:09:07,407 --> 00:09:08,860 It was turned on. I was ignoring you. 132 00:09:08,945 --> 00:09:11,405 Hello. What's the, uh... What's the big emergency? 133 00:09:11,489 --> 00:09:13,009 It started this morning. 134 00:09:13,109 --> 00:09:15,329 Every station's making like it's the 1950s. 135 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:18,203 We got static, we got snow. All kinds of distortions. 136 00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:19,609 Marty? Nobody knows... 137 00:09:19,622 --> 00:09:20,755 What the hell are you doing? 138 00:09:20,855 --> 00:09:22,879 There's a reason we have bins labeled "Recycle." 139 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:25,377 What the hell is going on? My God in heaven! 140 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:29,028 So, sue me. David? We've got a problem! 141 00:09:29,128 --> 00:09:30,882 Did you try to switch transponder channels? 142 00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:32,238 Oh, please... 143 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,642 you think I'd be this panicked if it was something simple? 144 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,763 Okay. Let's point the dish to another satellite. 145 00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:39,558 We tried that. It didn't work. 146 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:41,935 It's almost as though they weren't even there. 147 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:44,855 All right, all right. What've we got here? 148 00:09:50,076 --> 00:09:51,350 This is impossible. 149 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,905 We created a race of robots. 150 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:54,906 Their function... 151 00:09:55,677 --> 00:09:56,992 Miguel, the signal's all screwed up. 152 00:09:57,586 --> 00:09:59,585 Stop it! Just leave it alone. 153 00:09:59,685 --> 00:10:00,975 You're gonna break it, all right? 154 00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:01,872 Ah, it's so fuzzy. 155 00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:11,974 Oh, no. 156 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,929 Good morning, Lucas. 157 00:10:18,014 --> 00:10:21,975 You see these? I got a whole goddamn crop full of these. 158 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:25,437 If your father's not in the air in 20 minutes... 159 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,397 I'm getting someone else. 160 00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:36,281 Hey! 161 00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:37,282 Russell? 162 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,201 Hey, Miguel! 163 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:44,456 Whoaaaa! 164 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,502 Whooooo! 165 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:52,297 Yahhhh-hoooo! 166 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:54,758 Russell! What are you doing? 167 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,301 Whoo! 168 00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:12,734 Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 169 00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:13,694 Whoa! 170 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,142 It's the wrong field, you idiot. 171 00:11:19,242 --> 00:11:22,120 Lucas' farm is on the other side of town. 172 00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:27,061 Are you sure? 173 00:12:04,996 --> 00:12:07,414 CNS is running a story that we're covering up... 174 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:09,082 some type of nuclear testing experiment. 175 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,316 Well, tell them to run with it... 176 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,944 if they want to embarrass themselves. 177 00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:13,259 NASA's been on my butt all morning. 178 00:12:13,359 --> 00:12:14,402 They want to know our position. 179 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:18,592 Our official position is, we have no official position. 180 00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,594 Connie, what is going on, here? Connie... 181 00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,596 Come on guys, would I keep you out of the loop, huh? 182 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,222 Yes, absolutely. In a second! 183 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:26,099 What? I can't hear you. 184 00:12:26,184 --> 00:12:28,602 At the moment, our satellites are somewhat unreliable. 185 00:12:28,686 --> 00:12:32,105 Isn't it possible that this thing may just pass us by? 186 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,107 What if it doesn't "pass us by"? 187 00:12:34,192 --> 00:12:36,902 Let's re-target some ICBMs to blow it outta the sky. 188 00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:39,613 And risk turning one dangerous falling object into many? 189 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:42,127 We don't yet know enough about what we're dealing with... 190 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:43,784 to make any kind of intelligent judgments. 191 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,912 Luckily, the press is making up their own story, at this point. 192 00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,747 But that's not gonna keep. 193 00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:51,576 We may need to upgrade to DEFCON three. 194 00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:53,701 Absolutely. General, contact NORAD. 195 00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,674 You tell them we've upgraded to DEFCON three. 196 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:56,860 That's not what the President said. 197 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,503 Wouldn't you think, that's a little premature? 198 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,302 I don't think so. We have more than 50%... 199 00:13:00,402 --> 00:13:02,323 of the armed forces out on weekend leave... 200 00:13:02,378 --> 00:13:04,199 not to mention the commanders and troops... 201 00:13:04,299 --> 00:13:06,115 that are in town for the 4th of July parade. 202 00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:07,765 Go ahead, Commander. Our intelligence tells us... 203 00:13:07,865 --> 00:13:09,809 the object has settled into a stationary orbit. 204 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:11,186 Well, that's good news. 205 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,647 Uh, not really, sir. Part of it has broken off... 206 00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:16,358 into nearly three dozen other pieces... 207 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,304 smaller than the whole, sir... 208 00:13:18,526 --> 00:13:21,329 yet over fifteen miles in width, themselves. 209 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,742 Where are they heading? 210 00:13:25,927 --> 00:13:27,765 They should be entering our atmosphere... 211 00:13:27,865 --> 00:13:30,478 within the next twenty-five minutes. 212 00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:00,861 This better be good. 213 00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,279 Captain on deck! 214 00:14:05,074 --> 00:14:07,345 Sir, we're looking at a total radar blackout... 215 00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:09,441 over a thirteen kilometer area. 216 00:14:09,576 --> 00:14:11,496 Let's do a diagnostic check... Excuse me, sir. 217 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:14,624 The radar may be malfunctioning, but the infrared... 218 00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,710 is totally off the map. 219 00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:21,631 Jeez! 220 00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:26,219 Get me Atlantic Command on the line. 221 00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:30,891 Hang on, sir. 222 00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:34,227 Sir, we have visual range with incoming, over Iraqi airspace. 223 00:14:34,312 --> 00:14:35,520 Second sighting? 224 00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:38,732 Yes, sir. This just came in from the Persian Gulf. 225 00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:39,983 Correction, sir. 226 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,985 We now have two confirmed visual contacts. 227 00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:43,469 That's affirmative. Mr. President... 228 00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:45,906 they're tracking another one off the California coastline. 229 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:48,867 All right, go ahead. Put it on. 230 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,994 General, you might want to watch this. 231 00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:54,439 Ladies and gentlemen... 232 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:55,874 ladies and gentlemen... 233 00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,772 we are interrupting our regular broadcast... 234 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,377 to bring you extraordinary events... 235 00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:00,725 taking place in the Russian Republic. 236 00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:02,541 This unexplained disturbance... 237 00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:06,028 and the hysteria that it's causing, are incredible. 238 00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:08,539 How would you describe what you're seeing? 239 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,437 It is clearing the mountains... 240 00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:11,932 moving too slowly... 241 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,434 to be a comet, or meteor. 242 00:15:14,518 --> 00:15:17,938 Widespread panic has gripped the countryside... 243 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,440 as thousands have taken to the streets. 244 00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:23,652 It is confirmed. The unexplained phenomenon... 245 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:25,111 is headed for Moscow. 246 00:15:25,196 --> 00:15:27,614 Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the west coast. 247 00:15:27,698 --> 00:15:30,992 Three minutes. 248 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:33,995 I don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see it. 249 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,997 I know. It's blind, sir. 250 00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:37,499 Nothing is registering. 251 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,085 Negative. We have zero visibility. 252 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,628 Visibility is at... zero. 253 00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,964 Command, this is Eagle Eye 370. 254 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:46,967 Captain, the president is listening. 255 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,135 Repeat what you just told me. 256 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:53,223 We still have zero visibility. 257 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,977 Instrumentation is malfunctioning. 258 00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,938 We can't get any kind of reading... 259 00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:02,232 of what's in front of us. Wait a minute. 260 00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,568 May be clearing. 261 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:15,412 Pull up, pull up! 262 00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:26,965 Line's gone, sir. 263 00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,967 Two more have been spotted over the Atlantic. 264 00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,428 One's moving toward New York, the other's headed this direction. 265 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,512 How much time do we have? Less than ten minutes. 266 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,098 Alex, organize a military escort. 267 00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:37,058 Mr. President, I strongly recommend... 268 00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:39,060 we move you to a secure location, immediately. 269 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,646 Connie, can we expect the same kind of panic we saw in Russia? 270 00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:42,856 More than likely. 271 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,900 We can discuss this on the way. I'm not leaving. 272 00:16:47,111 --> 00:16:48,862 We have to maintain a working government... 273 00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,865 I want you to get the Vice President, the whole cabinet... 274 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,451 and joint chiefs, and take them to a secured location. 275 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,662 I'm staying. I don't want to add to a public hysteria... 276 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,831 that's gonna cost lives. 277 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:00,832 Connie. 278 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:02,042 Yes, sir? 279 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:03,668 We'll initiate the Emergency Broadcast System. 280 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,336 We'll advise people not to panic. 281 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:09,090 The best idea right now is to stay in their homes. 282 00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:10,592 Yes, sir. Roy. Dean. 283 00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:13,097 And, Alex, you contact the cabinet members. 284 00:17:13,197 --> 00:17:14,888 Have them rendezvous here. We'll take them to NORAD. 285 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:16,732 Alert the Vice President... 286 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:17,998 Mr. President, with your permission... 287 00:17:18,098 --> 00:17:19,972 I'd like to remain at your side. 288 00:17:21,645 --> 00:17:23,438 I had a feeling you would. 289 00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:28,651 And what happens if they do become hostile? 290 00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,906 Then God help us. 291 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:35,408 There it is, the strange atmospheric phenomenon. 292 00:17:35,493 --> 00:17:37,410 It is apparently what has been causing... 293 00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:39,120 all the distortions in our broadcasts. 294 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:40,872 David, are you watching this? 295 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,044 ...not to react in a manner of cold fear. 296 00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:50,048 We have no evidence that these phenomena are endangering anyone. 297 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,717 Thus far, reports of aggression... 298 00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:55,226 Marty, lis... listen to this. 299 00:17:55,326 --> 00:17:56,906 I got a lock on the pattern of that signal... 300 00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:59,224 so we can filter it out. But, if my calculations are right... 301 00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:01,768 it's going to be gone in, like, seven hours, anyway. 302 00:18:01,852 --> 00:18:03,937 It's reducing itself every time it recycles... 303 00:18:04,021 --> 00:18:06,564 so eventually it's gonna disappear... 304 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:07,759 You listening? 305 00:18:07,859 --> 00:18:09,766 Can you believe this? 306 00:18:11,847 --> 00:18:13,774 David, haven't you been watching? 307 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,959 David? General. 308 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:18,451 Good afternoon. 309 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,287 So far, the phenomenon has not caused any damage. 310 00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:23,790 We have to ask you to try to stay calm... 311 00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:25,634 and it's important for everyone not to panic. 312 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:28,593 We have a fix on three of the occurrences... 313 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,695 about to appear over... 314 00:18:29,795 --> 00:18:31,596 It's just unreal. American cities. 315 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:32,643 Hey, Miguel, come here. 316 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,092 One is headed towards Los Angeles. 317 00:18:34,176 --> 00:18:36,427 The other two are on our eastern seaboard... 318 00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:39,347 headed towards New York, and Washington, D.C. 319 00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:40,962 Marty? 320 00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:44,185 Marty, Jamie says this building has an old bomb shelter. 321 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,187 We're heading down there now. 322 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:49,149 All right. Um, everybody, head down to the basement. 323 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,817 Take it slow. Don't run. 324 00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:52,819 Walk down to the basement. 325 00:18:54,697 --> 00:18:56,573 There's no shame in hiding. 326 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,200 Oh, I better call my mother. 327 00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,548 Well, look who we have here. 328 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:19,721 Hey, Russ, I heard you had a little trouble, this morning. 329 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:22,765 Dusted the wrong field. 330 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,768 I know you're probably still a little confused... 331 00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,353 from your hostage experience. 332 00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:28,354 Hostage experience? 333 00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:31,357 Did something happen to you, Russ? 334 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,360 Oh, yeah. Seems years back, our boy was kidnapped by aliens. 335 00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:36,362 Did all kinds of experiments on him. 336 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:38,364 Tell them about it, Russ. 337 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:41,075 Get a couple beers in him, he'll tell you all about it. 338 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,077 Crazy stuff. Won't you, Russ? 339 00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:46,539 Russ, when they took you up in their spaceship... 340 00:19:46,624 --> 00:19:48,041 did they do any... 341 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,544 sexual things, do you recall? D' you recollect? 342 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,050 Oh, Russ! 343 00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:14,317 Let's get outta here. What's going on? 344 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:23,133 What's going on? What's that? 345 00:20:23,174 --> 00:20:24,118 Let's get outta here. Come on. 346 00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,206 Oh, wow. 347 00:20:48,852 --> 00:20:50,812 Mommy, look it! 348 00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:52,897 Mmm... 349 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,068 It's too early, baby. 350 00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:04,075 Is it a earthquake? 351 00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:06,577 Not even a four pointer. 352 00:21:06,662 --> 00:21:08,121 Go back to sleep. 353 00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:09,205 Mmm... 354 00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:25,138 Daddy! 355 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,934 What are you doing here? 356 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,978 You should be down in the shelter. 357 00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,438 What's going on? 358 00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,834 Come on! Pass it over here, man! 359 00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:56,336 Come on, come on! 360 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,337 Unh! 361 00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:09,474 Aren't you coming, David? No, I gotta see it. 362 00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:31,204 That's cool, man! 363 00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:13,621 You jerk! 364 00:23:13,705 --> 00:23:15,373 Whoa! 365 00:23:36,395 --> 00:23:37,562 The signal. 366 00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:40,481 My God. 367 00:23:57,624 --> 00:24:00,001 Now what do we do? 368 00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:01,502 Address the nation. 369 00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:05,339 There's gonna be a lot of frightened people, out there. 370 00:24:05,424 --> 00:24:07,049 Yeah. 371 00:24:07,134 --> 00:24:09,010 I'm one of them. 372 00:24:11,805 --> 00:24:13,389 Hey, hey, hey. Come on. 373 00:24:13,474 --> 00:24:15,850 He's just trying to impress you. 374 00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:18,853 If you want to impress me, you need to get a job... 375 00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:21,147 and stop slobbering all over my shoe. 376 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,956 I don't believe this. Jasmine. 377 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,042 Neighbors moving out. 378 00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:43,794 Guess they finally got tired of all these quakes. 379 00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:48,174 A little shake, and they running. 380 00:24:48,258 --> 00:24:50,843 Police and the fire departments have asked everyone... 381 00:24:50,928 --> 00:24:53,054 to stay off the phone. 382 00:24:53,138 --> 00:24:55,556 Baby, there's something on the news about the quake. 383 00:24:55,641 --> 00:24:57,934 The police are asking us not to call 911. 384 00:24:58,018 --> 00:24:59,227 What's up, man? 385 00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:01,020 Hey, Steve. What you been doing, out there? 386 00:25:01,104 --> 00:25:03,314 Shooting the aliens. 387 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,858 Oh, you shooting aliens, right? You think you tough, huh? 388 00:25:05,943 --> 00:25:08,203 What you got? Turn around. Turn around, hands behind your head... 389 00:25:08,303 --> 00:25:10,293 Come on, Boomer. Let's get you something to eat. 390 00:25:10,393 --> 00:25:13,491 Good... uh, nnnnn... oh, now, watch out! 391 00:25:13,575 --> 00:25:14,867 Watch it now, baby. 392 00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:16,661 I'll go grab the paper. All right. 393 00:25:18,121 --> 00:25:19,205 Ow! 394 00:25:19,289 --> 00:25:20,289 Darn... 395 00:25:33,595 --> 00:25:35,054 Honey, let's go! 396 00:25:50,654 --> 00:25:53,739 Babe, you want some of this coffee? 397 00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:55,324 Babe? 398 00:25:58,245 --> 00:25:59,662 Boom, boom, boom! 399 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:03,833 Pentagon officials are reporting... 400 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,334 more ships have just arrived... 401 00:26:05,419 --> 00:26:08,337 over the capitals of India, England, and Germany... 402 00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:11,340 bringing estimates up to anywhere from ten to fifteen... 403 00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:13,759 of these city-sized spacecrafts. 404 00:26:13,844 --> 00:26:15,261 I know, Ma. 405 00:26:15,345 --> 00:26:16,679 Just try and stay calm. 406 00:26:16,763 --> 00:26:18,681 Tell her to pack up and leave town. 407 00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:20,182 Why, what happened? 408 00:26:20,267 --> 00:26:21,684 Just do it! 409 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:23,185 Hello, Ma. Ma, listen. 410 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,896 Get your stuff together and head for Aunt Esther's. 411 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:28,024 Don't argue with me. Just go! 412 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:31,902 David, why did I just send my mother to Atlanta? 413 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,507 David? 414 00:26:33,607 --> 00:26:35,594 David, talk to me. Did you hear me tell you... 415 00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:37,042 that the signal hidden in the satellite feed... 416 00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:39,035 is slowly recycling down to extinction? 417 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,036 Not really. 418 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,579 It's a countdown. 419 00:26:41,663 --> 00:26:42,705 A countdown? 420 00:26:42,789 --> 00:26:45,374 Wait, a countdown to what, David? 421 00:26:46,768 --> 00:26:48,198 Uh, it's like in chess. 422 00:26:48,298 --> 00:26:49,956 First you strategically position your pieces... 423 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,304 then when the timing's right... 424 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:53,257 you... strike. 425 00:26:53,357 --> 00:26:54,133 See? 426 00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:56,969 They're positioning themselves all over the world... 427 00:26:57,054 --> 00:26:59,889 using this one signal to synchronize their efforts. 428 00:26:59,973 --> 00:27:02,475 In approximately six hours, the signal's going to disappear... 429 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:03,999 and the countdown's going to be over. 430 00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:05,603 And then what? 431 00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:09,649 Checkmate. 432 00:27:11,818 --> 00:27:12,902 Oh, my God... 433 00:27:12,986 --> 00:27:14,070 Oh, my God! 434 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,780 Oh my God, I've got to call my brother. 435 00:27:15,864 --> 00:27:17,323 I'd better call my housekeeper. 436 00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:18,824 I gotta call my lawyer. 437 00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:20,284 Eh, forget my lawyer. 438 00:27:21,388 --> 00:27:22,860 Ladies and gentlemen... 439 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,288 the President of the United States. 440 00:27:24,373 --> 00:27:25,665 Good afternoon. 441 00:27:25,749 --> 00:27:28,292 My fellow Americans... 442 00:27:28,377 --> 00:27:32,296 a historic and unprecedented event has occurred. 443 00:27:32,381 --> 00:27:33,798 The question of whether or not... 444 00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:35,257 we're alone in the universe... 445 00:27:35,342 --> 00:27:36,801 has been answered. 446 00:27:36,885 --> 00:27:38,302 Although it's understandable... 447 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:41,722 that many of us feel a sense of hesitation, or even fear... 448 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:44,308 we must attempt to reserve judgment... 449 00:27:44,393 --> 00:27:47,353 He says he's your husband. 450 00:27:47,437 --> 00:27:49,897 Oh, God. 451 00:27:52,234 --> 00:27:53,317 What do you want? 452 00:27:53,402 --> 00:27:55,361 You got to leave the White House. 453 00:27:55,445 --> 00:27:56,987 This is hardly the time, nor the place... 454 00:27:57,072 --> 00:27:58,864 to be having that same old discussion! 455 00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:00,533 You don't understand. You got to leave Washington. 456 00:28:00,617 --> 00:28:02,451 Well, in case you haven't noticed... 457 00:28:02,536 --> 00:28:04,286 we are having a little bit of a crisis, here. 458 00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:05,871 They're communicating with a hidden signal. 459 00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:07,675 They're going to attack! 460 00:28:07,775 --> 00:28:09,236 You are just being paranoid! 461 00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:10,677 It's not paranoia. Shh! 462 00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:11,935 The embedding's very subtle. 463 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:13,596 It's probably been overlooked. If... 464 00:28:20,637 --> 00:28:22,346 Marty, what are you doing? 465 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:24,163 Get out of town as soon as you can. 466 00:28:24,263 --> 00:28:25,516 Please? Okay, okay. 467 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,851 My staff and I will remain in the White House... 468 00:28:26,935 --> 00:28:28,686 as we attempt to establish communication. 469 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:32,898 If you feel compelled to leave these cities... 470 00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:35,151 please do so in an orderly fashion. 471 00:28:40,449 --> 00:28:41,991 Hey! What's going on? 472 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,034 Excuse me. 473 00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:45,327 Coming through! 474 00:28:46,830 --> 00:28:48,372 The arrival of the alien visitors... 475 00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:50,542 has caused over ten thousand fender-benders... 476 00:28:50,642 --> 00:28:52,122 in just a few seconds' time... 477 00:28:52,222 --> 00:28:53,377 but this is just the beginning... 478 00:28:53,462 --> 00:28:55,588 Uh-uh. Come on, now, you can't go. 479 00:28:55,672 --> 00:28:56,712 You got to call them back. 480 00:28:56,757 --> 00:28:59,508 I'm not going to do this with you, Jasmine. 481 00:28:59,593 --> 00:29:01,177 I've got to report to El Toro. 482 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,095 But you said you was on leave for the 4th. 483 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,513 Yeah, well, they canceled it! 484 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:08,976 Look, why are you acting like this? 485 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:11,437 Why? 486 00:29:14,524 --> 00:29:15,483 That's why. 487 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,410 Look... 488 00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:29,789 I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years... 489 00:29:29,873 --> 00:29:31,248 to come down here and start a fight... 490 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,793 and get all rowdy. 491 00:29:33,877 --> 00:29:36,337 Look, why don't you just relax? 492 00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:40,382 I'm going to report to El Toro, and find out what's going on. 493 00:29:43,762 --> 00:29:45,042 What are you doing in there, man? 494 00:29:45,055 --> 00:29:46,472 Nothing. I'm just driving. 495 00:29:48,391 --> 00:29:49,475 Honk honk! 496 00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:51,143 Look. Here, I got these for you. 497 00:29:51,228 --> 00:29:52,311 Firecrackers. 498 00:29:52,395 --> 00:29:53,646 Now you be careful. 499 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:54,688 Steve, wait. 500 00:29:54,773 --> 00:29:56,315 I want to tell you something. 501 00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:58,192 What is it, Jasmine? 502 00:30:01,238 --> 00:30:03,739 You take care of yourself, you hear? 503 00:30:06,409 --> 00:30:08,327 Look, um... 504 00:30:08,411 --> 00:30:10,663 why don't you get some things packed... 505 00:30:10,747 --> 00:30:12,915 and you and Dylan come stay with me on the base. 506 00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:17,711 And you will see, that there is nothing to be scared of. 507 00:30:17,796 --> 00:30:19,088 Really? 508 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,841 You don't mind? 509 00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:23,342 Well, I mean, uh... 510 00:30:23,426 --> 00:30:26,720 we'll have to let all my other girlfriends know... 511 00:30:26,805 --> 00:30:28,430 that they can't come over, you know... 512 00:30:28,515 --> 00:30:30,432 and got to postpone a little freaky-deaky. 513 00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:31,976 There you go. 514 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,500 There he goes, thinking you all that. 515 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,897 But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir. 516 00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,983 Yes, I am. 517 00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:41,443 Them big ol' Dumbo ears. 518 00:30:41,528 --> 00:30:43,696 Well, look at you with them chicken legs. 519 00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:44,947 Baw-caw! 520 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:54,081 Come on, Dylan, honey. 521 00:30:57,794 --> 00:31:00,045 Look out! Look out! 522 00:31:07,512 --> 00:31:08,429 What? Hey! 523 00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:09,972 The television said... 524 00:31:10,056 --> 00:31:11,473 they started the looting, already. 525 00:31:11,558 --> 00:31:12,725 Vultures! 526 00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:13,976 You still have the Plymouth? 527 00:31:14,060 --> 00:31:15,978 You want to borrow the car? 528 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,855 David, you don't have a license. 529 00:31:17,939 --> 00:31:18,772 You're driving. 530 00:31:18,857 --> 00:31:20,733 Yeah, I'm driving. I'm driving? 531 00:31:20,817 --> 00:31:21,859 Come on, come on. 532 00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:26,196 I really want you out of Los Angeles. 533 00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:27,990 You're staying there to keep people calm. 534 00:31:28,074 --> 00:31:29,408 It's the right thing to do. 535 00:31:29,492 --> 00:31:31,076 I'm not going to let them criticize you for it. 536 00:31:31,161 --> 00:31:32,745 I appreciate your trying to help me. 537 00:31:32,829 --> 00:31:34,413 Liar. Stick to the truth. 538 00:31:34,497 --> 00:31:36,040 It's what you're good at. 539 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:37,485 All right. I'll tell you the truth. 540 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,220 I don't want you in any one of those cities. 541 00:31:40,003 --> 00:31:42,212 I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done. 542 00:31:42,297 --> 00:31:44,423 All right. There's a helicopter waiting. 543 00:31:44,507 --> 00:31:46,258 They're going to take you to Nellis. 544 00:31:46,343 --> 00:31:47,593 And the munchkin? 545 00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:48,877 She's going to meet you there. 546 00:31:48,887 --> 00:31:49,929 All right. 547 00:31:50,013 --> 00:31:53,432 I love you. 548 00:31:53,516 --> 00:31:54,516 Bye. 549 00:31:54,601 --> 00:31:55,935 Communication attempts in thirty languages... 550 00:31:56,019 --> 00:31:57,436 over all common frequencies have failed. 551 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,520 Bye. 552 00:32:00,357 --> 00:32:03,359 It's the White House, for crying out loud. 553 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,277 You can't just drive up and ring a bell. 554 00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:06,987 Can't this thing go any faster? 555 00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:08,280 What, you think they don't know what you know? 556 00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:09,645 They know. Believe me, they know. 557 00:32:09,699 --> 00:32:10,866 She works for the president. 558 00:32:10,951 --> 00:32:12,284 They know everything. 559 00:32:12,369 --> 00:32:13,619 They don't know this. 560 00:32:13,703 --> 00:32:15,204 Oh, oh. You're going to educate them, huh? 561 00:32:15,288 --> 00:32:16,705 So, tell me something. 562 00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:19,083 You're so smart, how come you spend eight years at M.I.T... 563 00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:20,459 to become a cable repairman? 564 00:32:20,543 --> 00:32:21,877 All I'm saying is.. 565 00:32:21,962 --> 00:32:23,462 they got people who handle these things, David. 566 00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:25,631 They want HBO, they'll call you. 567 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:28,300 Look at these people. Look. Huh? 568 00:32:28,385 --> 00:32:29,301 Vultures. 569 00:32:29,386 --> 00:32:30,636 They take, and then they go. 570 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,388 Yeah, they're going. They're going faster than we are. 571 00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:33,912 Look at this. We're in the fast lane. 572 00:32:33,974 --> 00:32:35,182 I can't go faster. They're cutting me off here. 573 00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:36,809 No one's cutting you off. We're going to get a ticket. 574 00:32:36,893 --> 00:32:38,227 They're getting in front of me. I can't go any faster. 575 00:32:38,327 --> 00:32:38,810 All right, all right. 576 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:40,471 I don't want to argue, I don't want to argue. 577 00:32:40,663 --> 00:32:42,353 Let's just get there, as quickly... 578 00:32:42,453 --> 00:32:43,450 as possible. What's the rush, uh? 579 00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:46,225 You think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there? 580 00:32:48,315 --> 00:32:49,973 A local crop duster was arrested today... 581 00:32:50,073 --> 00:32:52,757 as he peppered City Hall with leaflets from the air. 582 00:32:52,857 --> 00:32:53,242 Everybody's leaving. 583 00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:54,243 Can you give us some of your time? 584 00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:55,285 Do you want to make a statement? 585 00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:56,537 We've got to stop them! 586 00:32:56,621 --> 00:32:59,581 I was kidnapped by space aliens ten years ago. 587 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,667 They did all kinds of experiments on me. 588 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,502 They've been studying us for years... 589 00:33:03,586 --> 00:33:04,878 finding out our weaknesses. 590 00:33:04,963 --> 00:33:06,380 We've gotta stop them! 591 00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:08,340 They're gonna kill us all! 592 00:33:08,425 --> 00:33:11,343 Some people attribute his eccentric behavior... 593 00:33:11,428 --> 00:33:12,845 to post-traumatic stress syndrome... 594 00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:15,097 from his service as a pilot in Vietnam. 595 00:33:15,181 --> 00:33:17,683 Others, however, have a more unusual theory. 596 00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:19,351 How would you describe Mr. Casse? 597 00:33:19,436 --> 00:33:20,853 Keeps to himself. Private. 598 00:33:20,937 --> 00:33:22,354 Quiet. Real quiet. 599 00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:24,231 When they took him up in the spaceship... 600 00:33:24,315 --> 00:33:27,026 the aliens abused him... 601 00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:28,610 sexually. 602 00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:31,780 Mr. Casse is in the county lockup this evening... 603 00:33:31,865 --> 00:33:33,741 Pack up. We're leaving. 604 00:33:33,825 --> 00:33:35,534 Due to extenuating circumstances... 605 00:33:35,618 --> 00:33:37,369 he may be released later tonight. 606 00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:40,330 Miguel, what about Dad? 607 00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:43,042 This could be our last night on Earth. 608 00:33:44,502 --> 00:33:46,879 You don't want to die a virgin... 609 00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:47,921 do you? 610 00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:49,590 Come on. We're going. 611 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,383 No. I'm not going anywhere. 612 00:33:51,468 --> 00:33:53,260 Miguel! 613 00:33:53,344 --> 00:33:54,553 Stop it! 614 00:33:57,057 --> 00:33:58,932 Thanks a lot, partner. 615 00:33:59,017 --> 00:34:00,100 And remember... 616 00:34:00,185 --> 00:34:02,686 get as far away from these things, as you can. 617 00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:07,357 You read my mind! 618 00:34:07,442 --> 00:34:10,486 We got to get as far away from these things, as we can. 619 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,029 They let you out? 620 00:34:12,113 --> 00:34:13,489 You're damn right. 621 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,449 They got bigger fish to fry now... 622 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:16,867 believe you me. 623 00:34:16,951 --> 00:34:18,619 Come on, boy. 624 00:34:18,703 --> 00:34:20,829 Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos... 625 00:34:20,914 --> 00:34:23,707 not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. 626 00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,710 You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war. 627 00:34:26,795 --> 00:34:29,004 Think we can find something better... 628 00:34:29,089 --> 00:34:30,464 to do with our time, gentlemen? 629 00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:32,466 Where you been, Stevie? 630 00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:34,009 Man, this is unbelievable. 631 00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:35,511 This is, like, huge. 632 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,970 They've recalled everybody. 633 00:34:37,055 --> 00:34:39,139 Oh, well, looks like the mail's still working. 634 00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:43,268 Oh! Oh, oh... 635 00:34:43,353 --> 00:34:46,522 Uh, you're going to do the honors for me, man. 636 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:47,633 You're a wuss. 637 00:34:47,733 --> 00:34:49,725 Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it. 638 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:51,235 It says... 639 00:34:51,319 --> 00:34:53,278 "Captain Steven Hiller... 640 00:34:53,363 --> 00:34:54,488 loser. 641 00:34:54,572 --> 00:34:55,989 United States Marine Corps... 642 00:34:56,074 --> 00:34:57,282 blah blah blah, blah blah blah. 643 00:34:58,673 --> 00:35:00,285 We regret to inform you... 644 00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:03,330 that despite your excellent record of service..." 645 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,028 I'm sorry, man. 646 00:35:08,749 --> 00:35:10,584 You know what you need to do? 647 00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:12,789 You need to, like, kiss some serious booty... 648 00:35:12,889 --> 00:35:13,757 to get ahead in this world, man. 649 00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:15,384 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 650 00:35:15,468 --> 00:35:18,063 See, I like the one-knee approach... 651 00:35:18,163 --> 00:35:20,000 because it puts the bootie, like... 652 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,252 right in front of the lips... 653 00:35:22,352 --> 00:35:23,433 What's this? 654 00:35:23,518 --> 00:35:24,643 That's nothing. Hold on. 655 00:35:24,727 --> 00:35:25,767 Hold on, man. What is this? 656 00:35:25,812 --> 00:35:28,591 Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins. 657 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:32,744 I don't know. Stevie, this is a wedding ring. 658 00:35:35,947 --> 00:35:38,407 I thought you said you were going... 659 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:40,367 to break the whole thing, off. 660 00:35:40,451 --> 00:35:41,994 Yeah... 661 00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:46,787 Man, you know I really like Jasmine. 662 00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:48,742 You know that, right? 663 00:35:50,304 --> 00:35:52,646 Man, you're never going to get to fly the space shuttle... 664 00:35:52,746 --> 00:35:54,743 if you marry a stripper. 665 00:36:02,526 --> 00:36:04,478 "It could only happen in California" file... 666 00:36:04,578 --> 00:36:06,923 here's Wendy Walsh with a special report. 667 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,854 Below us, we can see hundreds of UFO fanatics... 668 00:36:08,938 --> 00:36:12,191 who have gathered on rooftops here in downtown Los Angeles... 669 00:36:12,275 --> 00:36:14,109 to welcome the new arrivals. 670 00:36:14,194 --> 00:36:16,612 Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis! 671 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:19,239 I just came in to get my check tonight... 672 00:36:19,324 --> 00:36:20,657 and I got talked into working. 673 00:36:20,742 --> 00:36:22,910 Oh, I must have been tripping. 674 00:36:22,994 --> 00:36:25,454 It's being called the party event of the century... 675 00:36:25,538 --> 00:36:27,789 and everyone is invited, especially you-know-who. 676 00:36:27,874 --> 00:36:29,291 This is so cool. 677 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:30,417 Girl, please. 678 00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:34,713 Oh, hey. I made it before I came in, tonight. 679 00:36:34,797 --> 00:36:37,132 Check it out. 680 00:36:37,217 --> 00:36:40,469 Now, I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots. 681 00:36:40,553 --> 00:36:43,722 Oh, I am going over there as soon as I get off. 682 00:36:43,806 --> 00:36:44,932 You want to come? 683 00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:46,683 Tiffany, listen to me a sec. 684 00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:49,394 I have got a really bad feeling about this. 685 00:36:49,479 --> 00:36:50,729 I don't want you to go. 686 00:36:50,813 --> 00:36:52,231 Now, promise me you won't. 687 00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:53,232 Oh. 688 00:36:53,316 --> 00:36:55,525 Come on, girl, promise me. 689 00:36:56,569 --> 00:36:58,528 I promise. 690 00:36:58,613 --> 00:37:00,239 Okay. 691 00:37:00,323 --> 00:37:01,406 Look... 692 00:37:01,491 --> 00:37:03,283 I'm out of town for a while. 693 00:37:03,368 --> 00:37:04,326 Later. Bye. 694 00:37:11,501 --> 00:37:13,752 Everyone in the world is trying to get out of Washington. 695 00:37:13,836 --> 00:37:15,671 We're the only schmucks trying to get in. 696 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,507 Should establish some line of communication. 697 00:37:18,591 --> 00:37:20,759 What the hell is that? 698 00:37:20,843 --> 00:37:23,387 Pops, this is every phone book in America. 699 00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:26,265 You think an important person like Constance is gonna be listed? 700 00:37:26,349 --> 00:37:29,559 She always keeps her portable phone listed, for emergencies. 701 00:37:29,644 --> 00:37:31,061 Demonstrators in front of the White House... 702 00:37:31,145 --> 00:37:33,063 are protesting the military involvement... 703 00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:35,107 with our first contact with the alien visitors. 704 00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:50,163 So? You want to ring the bell, or should I? 705 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,333 Oh, perfect. She's using it. 706 00:37:53,418 --> 00:37:54,876 Perfect? What's perfect? 707 00:37:54,961 --> 00:37:56,003 It's busy. 708 00:37:56,087 --> 00:37:58,630 Yeah. I can use her signal... 709 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,383 to triangulate her exact position in the White House. 710 00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:03,343 You can do that? 711 00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:04,678 Yeah. 712 00:38:04,762 --> 00:38:06,930 All cable repairmen can, Pops. 713 00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:08,640 The visitors have arrived... 714 00:38:08,725 --> 00:38:10,392 but the President remains at the White House. 715 00:38:10,476 --> 00:38:15,147 Are Mr. Whitmore's actions: A) ultra brave... 716 00:38:16,441 --> 00:38:17,816 or B) foolhardy? 717 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:18,817 What? 718 00:38:18,901 --> 00:38:21,361 Now don't hang up, sweetie. 719 00:38:21,446 --> 00:38:23,155 David! How did you get this number? 720 00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:24,656 Do me a favor. Walk to the window. 721 00:38:24,741 --> 00:38:27,576 And I'm looking for what? 722 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:29,745 You'll see. 723 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,872 Over here. 724 00:38:32,957 --> 00:38:33,874 See us? 725 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,083 We're here. 726 00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,586 How does he do that? 727 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:40,630 Reporting live from Andrews Air Force Base... 728 00:38:40,715 --> 00:38:42,466 just outside Washington, D.C... 729 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:44,843 Yes, that's right, Tom, an amazing moment. 730 00:38:44,927 --> 00:38:46,887 We're reporting from Andrews Air Force Base... 731 00:38:46,971 --> 00:38:48,263 Now, in light of our apparent inability... 732 00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:49,709 to communicate with the visitors... 733 00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:53,060 Pentagon officials have retrofit this skylift helicopter... 734 00:38:53,144 --> 00:38:55,812 with a type of visual communications device. 735 00:38:55,897 --> 00:38:57,022 Mr. President. 736 00:38:57,106 --> 00:38:58,023 Be seated. 737 00:38:58,107 --> 00:38:59,649 This is not a military aircraft... 738 00:38:59,734 --> 00:39:01,151 Where are we now? 739 00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:03,028 They're just commencing lift-off. 740 00:39:03,112 --> 00:39:05,822 And refitted with these enormous light panels... 741 00:39:05,907 --> 00:39:08,784 that are attached to the hull and onto the sides. 742 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:10,869 Echo One, Welcome Wagon is in the air. 743 00:39:10,953 --> 00:39:13,121 I repeat, Welcome Wagon is in the air. 744 00:39:13,206 --> 00:39:14,539 Roger, Welcome Wagon. 745 00:39:14,624 --> 00:39:16,625 Echo One right beside you. 746 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,752 This is something I would never believe in my lifetime... 747 00:39:18,836 --> 00:39:20,337 that I would be in the White House. 748 00:39:20,421 --> 00:39:21,838 Look at this. 749 00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:23,724 If I knew I was going to meet the President... 750 00:39:23,758 --> 00:39:25,509 I would have worn a tie. 751 00:39:25,593 --> 00:39:27,552 I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel. 752 00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,054 You look fine, Pops. 753 00:39:29,138 --> 00:39:31,014 Oh, my God. 754 00:39:31,099 --> 00:39:32,849 David, I don't know how happy he's going to be to see you. 755 00:39:32,934 --> 00:39:34,059 That's right. I'm telling you... 756 00:39:34,143 --> 00:39:35,227 we're wasting time. 757 00:39:35,311 --> 00:39:37,071 He's not going to listen to me. We should go. 758 00:39:37,146 --> 00:39:38,067 Why wouldn't he listen? 759 00:39:38,147 --> 00:39:39,064 'Cause last time I saw him... 760 00:39:39,148 --> 00:39:40,399 we, uh, we got into a fight. 761 00:39:40,483 --> 00:39:42,109 You walked into the room and punched him in the head. 762 00:39:42,193 --> 00:39:43,235 You punched the President? 763 00:39:43,319 --> 00:39:44,528 He wasn't the President, then. 764 00:39:44,612 --> 00:39:46,446 I punched him, he fought back, we wrestled around. 765 00:39:46,531 --> 00:39:47,948 It was a fight. 766 00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:49,157 A fight that you started... 767 00:39:49,242 --> 00:39:50,617 because David thought that I was having an affair. 768 00:39:50,701 --> 00:39:51,952 With the President? 769 00:39:52,036 --> 00:39:53,286 Which, of course, I wasn't. 770 00:39:53,371 --> 00:39:54,531 You know, either go get him... 771 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:55,705 or, we should head back to the car. 772 00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:57,290 All right. I'll get him. You wait here... 773 00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:58,959 and don't touch anything. 774 00:39:59,043 --> 00:40:01,336 You punched the President? 775 00:40:01,421 --> 00:40:03,130 Mein Gott! 776 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,140 Nearing point of contact, Echo One. 777 00:40:13,224 --> 00:40:14,307 We're closing in. 778 00:40:14,392 --> 00:40:15,851 Roger that. 779 00:40:15,935 --> 00:40:17,310 You're going to commence sequence when ready. 780 00:40:17,395 --> 00:40:19,195 The three choppers are steadily approaching... 781 00:40:19,295 --> 00:40:21,395 what has been unanimously agreed... 782 00:40:21,495 --> 00:40:23,948 to be the front of these spaceships... 783 00:40:23,983 --> 00:40:26,153 a parabolic indentation nine city blocks... 784 00:40:26,237 --> 00:40:27,487 You're leaving now? 785 00:40:28,698 --> 00:40:29,865 David, see if they got those pens... 786 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:31,116 that they give away. 787 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,534 Dad, what? 788 00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:37,038 I don't have time for this. 789 00:40:37,123 --> 00:40:38,665 Two minutes, Tom. Connie... 790 00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:39,666 Mr. President... 791 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,418 Julius Levinson. David is my son. 792 00:40:41,502 --> 00:40:42,836 I told you he wouldn't listen. 793 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,796 David, you have to tell him. 794 00:40:44,881 --> 00:40:45,839 Connie. 795 00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:47,549 David, tell him! 796 00:40:49,927 --> 00:40:53,180 Uh, I know why we have satellite disruption. 797 00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:57,058 All right. Go ahead. 798 00:40:57,143 --> 00:40:58,059 Okay. 799 00:40:58,144 --> 00:40:59,936 Um... 800 00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:03,356 Let's say that you want to coordinate with spaceships... 801 00:41:03,441 --> 00:41:05,317 on different sides of the Earth. 802 00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:08,195 You couldn't send a direct signal, right? 803 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,114 You're talking about line of sight. 804 00:41:11,199 --> 00:41:12,657 Yeah, that's right. Exactly. 805 00:41:12,742 --> 00:41:14,367 The curve of the Earth prevents it. 806 00:41:14,452 --> 00:41:15,785 You'd need satellites to relay that signal... 807 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,871 in order to reach each ship. 808 00:41:17,955 --> 00:41:20,373 Well, I found a signal... 809 00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:24,169 hidden inside our own satellite system. 810 00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,005 Excuse me, Mr. President. 811 00:41:27,089 --> 00:41:29,549 They're starting. 812 00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:34,971 They're using our own satellites against us... 813 00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:39,935 and the clock is ticking. 814 00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:45,690 Bringing it in to hover. 815 00:41:45,775 --> 00:41:46,735 Welcome Wagon, Echo One. 816 00:41:46,776 --> 00:41:49,110 Approaching alien ship. 817 00:41:50,905 --> 00:41:53,156 Initiating communications sequence, Echo One. 818 00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:57,202 Welcome Wagon has commenced. 819 00:42:02,792 --> 00:42:04,793 General Grey, coordinate with the Atlantic Command. 820 00:42:04,877 --> 00:42:06,795 Tell them to evacuate as many people... 821 00:42:06,879 --> 00:42:08,797 out of the cities, as they can. 822 00:42:08,881 --> 00:42:09,965 Yes, sir. 823 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:11,341 Get those helicopters away from the ship. 824 00:42:11,425 --> 00:42:12,801 Call them back, immediately. 825 00:42:12,885 --> 00:42:14,302 What the hell's going on? 826 00:42:14,387 --> 00:42:15,929 We're leaving. Kim, my daughter. 827 00:42:17,223 --> 00:42:19,933 Uh, there's something happening, here. 828 00:42:23,771 --> 00:42:24,729 They're responding. 829 00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:25,689 Something's opening. 830 00:42:25,773 --> 00:42:27,607 Something is happening. 831 00:42:30,611 --> 00:42:32,153 It looks like there's some kind of activity, here. 832 00:42:32,238 --> 00:42:34,281 This may be some type of response, Echo One. 833 00:42:34,365 --> 00:42:36,533 We see it, too. Can't identify it. 834 00:42:48,504 --> 00:42:49,879 We are evacuating. 835 00:42:49,964 --> 00:42:52,215 I repeat. We are evacuating the White House. 836 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:57,304 Load the rest of the staff in the second helicopter. 837 00:42:57,388 --> 00:42:59,139 Who should we pick? 838 00:42:59,223 --> 00:43:01,099 Is my wife in the air? 839 00:43:01,183 --> 00:43:02,434 She will be shortly. 840 00:43:02,518 --> 00:43:03,685 Nice. Very nice. 841 00:43:03,769 --> 00:43:05,937 Okay. Buckle up. Latch secure. 842 00:43:06,022 --> 00:43:08,565 Look, we have our own phone. 843 00:43:11,777 --> 00:43:13,194 Let's move outta here! 844 00:43:15,281 --> 00:43:16,876 The President's ordered an evacuation. 845 00:43:16,976 --> 00:43:17,980 We have to leave now. 846 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,234 And our prayers go out to the wives and children... 847 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:21,512 of those brave pilots. 848 00:43:21,612 --> 00:43:24,122 Indeed, God help us all. 849 00:43:24,206 --> 00:43:26,875 The visitors responded with terrifying... 850 00:43:26,959 --> 00:43:28,877 Authorities have called for... 851 00:43:28,961 --> 00:43:30,879 a complete evacuation of Los Angeles County. 852 00:43:30,963 --> 00:43:33,923 People are advised to avoid the highways, wherever possible. 853 00:43:34,008 --> 00:43:36,593 Oh, yeah. Great. Now he tells me. 854 00:43:41,974 --> 00:43:44,893 This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 855 00:43:44,977 --> 00:43:48,355 Please vacate the premises immediately... 856 00:43:48,439 --> 00:43:50,523 for your own safety. 857 00:43:52,193 --> 00:43:54,527 Take me! 858 00:44:06,582 --> 00:44:07,957 Can we move it along? 859 00:44:09,210 --> 00:44:10,293 Dr. Katz's office. 860 00:44:10,378 --> 00:44:11,628 Hello. Let me speak to Dr. Katz, please. 861 00:44:11,712 --> 00:44:12,962 I'm sorry. He's not available. 862 00:44:13,047 --> 00:44:14,339 Listen, for $300 an hour... 863 00:44:14,423 --> 00:44:16,463 you can put me through to his house in the Hamptons. 864 00:44:23,641 --> 00:44:26,643 This is the Los Angeles Police Department. 865 00:44:26,727 --> 00:44:29,604 Please vacate the premises immediately... 866 00:44:29,689 --> 00:44:31,439 for your own safety. 867 00:44:33,526 --> 00:44:34,609 Mrs. Whitmore. 868 00:44:35,986 --> 00:44:37,904 You must leave now. 869 00:44:44,036 --> 00:44:46,246 First Lady secured. We're on the move. 870 00:44:55,423 --> 00:44:56,381 Ah! 871 00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:57,966 They're opening up! 872 00:45:10,146 --> 00:45:12,355 It's so pretty. 873 00:45:39,425 --> 00:45:41,009 Get the hell outta here! 874 00:45:54,607 --> 00:45:56,983 Go ahead, Pilot. We're ready to take off right now. 875 00:45:57,067 --> 00:45:59,694 Can you get a blanket for Patricia? 876 00:46:03,699 --> 00:46:04,699 Here. 877 00:46:07,411 --> 00:46:08,536 Over there? 878 00:46:19,799 --> 00:46:21,382 Time's up. 879 00:46:46,951 --> 00:46:47,992 Get down! 880 00:47:25,114 --> 00:47:27,282 Oh, crap. 881 00:49:04,546 --> 00:49:05,505 Oh, my God. 882 00:49:05,589 --> 00:49:06,839 Come on, Dylan. We gotta go. 883 00:49:06,924 --> 00:49:08,341 Come on, Boomer. 884 00:49:48,549 --> 00:49:49,349 Boomer! 885 00:49:53,487 --> 00:49:54,982 Boomer! 886 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:25,710 Reports are unclear as to the extent of the devastation... 887 00:50:25,794 --> 00:50:27,253 but from all accounts... 888 00:50:27,337 --> 00:50:29,380 Los Angeles, Washington, and New York have been left in ruins... 889 00:50:29,465 --> 00:50:31,591 Good God! 890 00:50:31,675 --> 00:50:33,259 I been saying it. 891 00:50:33,343 --> 00:50:35,553 I been saying it for ten damn years. 892 00:50:35,637 --> 00:50:38,306 Ain't I been saying it, Miguel? 893 00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:39,891 Huh? I been saying it. 894 00:50:39,975 --> 00:50:42,602 Dad, I'm sick. I don't feel good. 895 00:50:42,686 --> 00:50:43,978 Pull it over, man. 896 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:54,530 We're going to be all right, Troy. 897 00:50:54,615 --> 00:50:56,157 Leave me alone, man. I got it. 898 00:50:59,953 --> 00:51:01,704 Miguel. 899 00:51:01,789 --> 00:51:03,915 Look at all that. 900 00:51:26,146 --> 00:51:30,066 We could have evacuated the cities, hours ago. 901 00:51:32,486 --> 00:51:35,780 That's the advantage of being a fighter pilot. 902 00:51:35,864 --> 00:51:37,865 In the Gulf War... 903 00:51:37,950 --> 00:51:39,700 we knew what we had to do. 904 00:51:41,537 --> 00:51:46,958 It's just... not simple, anymore. 905 00:51:47,042 --> 00:51:49,669 A lot of people died, today. 906 00:51:54,216 --> 00:51:57,176 How many didn't have to? 907 00:51:59,346 --> 00:52:01,806 Any news on my wife yet? 908 00:52:03,225 --> 00:52:06,185 The helicopter never made it to Nellis. 909 00:52:07,980 --> 00:52:09,564 No radio contact. 910 00:52:17,156 --> 00:52:19,407 Come on, Dylan. Stay close. 911 00:52:28,667 --> 00:52:30,209 Here it is. 912 00:52:54,902 --> 00:52:57,695 What happened, Mommy? 913 00:52:59,198 --> 00:53:02,033 I don't know, baby. 914 00:53:02,117 --> 00:53:04,619 You men will be the first wave in our counterattack. 915 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:07,205 Our target is to the north... 916 00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:10,458 centered above what remains of downtown Los Angeles... 917 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:13,753 You scared, man? 918 00:53:13,837 --> 00:53:15,379 No. 919 00:53:15,464 --> 00:53:17,381 You? 920 00:53:17,466 --> 00:53:18,549 Nope. 921 00:53:18,634 --> 00:53:20,885 We will fix on our target positions... 922 00:53:20,969 --> 00:53:22,053 Hold me. 923 00:53:22,137 --> 00:53:25,223 Hey. Pay attention. 924 00:53:25,307 --> 00:53:27,391 Something you want to add to this briefing, Captain Hiller? 925 00:53:27,476 --> 00:53:29,477 No, sir. I'm just a little anxious to get up there... 926 00:53:29,561 --> 00:53:31,187 and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all. 927 00:53:32,898 --> 00:53:34,982 And you'll get your chance. 928 00:53:35,067 --> 00:53:37,485 You'll all get your chance. 929 00:53:37,569 --> 00:53:39,403 Good hunting. 930 00:53:39,488 --> 00:53:41,072 Dismissed. 931 00:53:41,156 --> 00:53:44,659 Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy. 932 00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:48,287 Forward Tomahawks ready to go, sir. 933 00:53:48,372 --> 00:53:49,580 Let's bring it home. 934 00:53:49,665 --> 00:53:51,185 Let's bring that bad boy home, Captain. 935 00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:52,083 You loose? 936 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:53,084 Yes, sir. 937 00:53:53,168 --> 00:53:54,585 You got your victory dance? 938 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:56,921 Well, I got it right heeere. 939 00:53:57,005 --> 00:53:58,089 Yeah! 940 00:53:58,173 --> 00:54:00,091 Hey, hey. Don't get premature on me, soldier. 941 00:54:00,175 --> 00:54:02,176 We don't light up till the fat lady sings. 942 00:54:02,261 --> 00:54:03,886 I'm all ears, brother. 943 00:54:12,896 --> 00:54:14,021 You the man! 944 00:54:18,819 --> 00:54:20,987 All right, gentlemen, we're on. 945 00:54:21,071 --> 00:54:22,697 General, it's NORAD. 946 00:54:24,408 --> 00:54:25,992 General Grey here. 947 00:54:26,076 --> 00:54:27,326 Al? 948 00:54:27,411 --> 00:54:28,828 All satellite, microwave, and ground communications... 949 00:54:28,912 --> 00:54:30,204 with the cities, are down. 950 00:54:30,289 --> 00:54:31,956 All systems go. 951 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,749 We believe we're looking at a total loss. 952 00:54:33,834 --> 00:54:36,502 How about our boys? Where are they? 953 00:54:36,586 --> 00:54:39,422 ETA to target, four minutes. 954 00:54:47,723 --> 00:54:49,223 I shouldn't have left her. 955 00:54:49,308 --> 00:54:51,183 Don't worry about it, big man. 956 00:54:51,268 --> 00:54:53,644 I'm sure she got out of here before it happened. 957 00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:57,982 Or, as the good reverend would say... 958 00:54:58,066 --> 00:55:02,069 "Why we're on this particular mission, we'll never know. 959 00:55:02,154 --> 00:55:06,324 But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights... 960 00:55:06,408 --> 00:55:08,534 will emerge victorious, once again." 961 00:55:08,618 --> 00:55:10,328 Amen, man. 962 00:55:10,412 --> 00:55:11,829 Amen, Reverend. 963 00:55:25,135 --> 00:55:27,470 Holy God! 964 00:55:30,974 --> 00:55:32,933 Lock and load! 965 00:55:35,812 --> 00:55:36,729 Roger that. 966 00:55:36,813 --> 00:55:37,853 Los Angeles attack squadron... 967 00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:39,523 has AMRAAM missiles locked on target. 968 00:55:39,608 --> 00:55:42,401 Washington and New York squadrons reporting lock on. 969 00:55:42,486 --> 00:55:45,946 Fire at will. 970 00:55:47,532 --> 00:55:48,741 Knights, we are red and free. 971 00:55:48,825 --> 00:55:51,410 Knight 1, Fox 3. 972 00:55:51,495 --> 00:55:53,264 Knight 3, Fox 3. 973 00:55:53,455 --> 00:55:55,247 Knight 7, Fox 3. 974 00:55:57,584 --> 00:55:58,584 Missiles have been fired. 975 00:56:19,314 --> 00:56:20,387 Are they not getting through? 976 00:56:20,487 --> 00:56:21,247 No, sir. Not one. 977 00:56:21,347 --> 00:56:23,717 Command, Knight 1. Command, Knight 1. 978 00:56:23,817 --> 00:56:25,653 Switching to sidewinders. Moving in. 979 00:56:29,324 --> 00:56:32,660 Knight 3, Love 50. Notch reference 1-2-0. 980 00:56:33,662 --> 00:56:35,663 Knight 7. 1-2-0. 981 00:56:35,747 --> 00:56:37,123 Knight 1. Sweet luck. 982 00:56:37,207 --> 00:56:38,332 Echo, Fox 2. 983 00:56:38,417 --> 00:56:39,417 Knight 7, Fox 2. 984 00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:45,506 Come on, come on! 985 00:56:51,430 --> 00:56:52,793 They must have some kind of protective shield... 986 00:56:52,893 --> 00:56:55,005 over their hull. Knights, pull up, pull up! 987 00:57:00,564 --> 00:57:01,730 Knight 3, pull up! 988 00:57:01,815 --> 00:57:03,815 Controls are showing complete failure of the stats. 989 00:57:03,859 --> 00:57:05,609 Pull up! 990 00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,327 Blow through! Blow through! 991 00:57:15,412 --> 00:57:17,371 There's so many of them! 992 00:57:20,542 --> 00:57:22,293 They got another one, sir. 993 00:57:25,547 --> 00:57:28,632 Oh, no. You did not shoot that green shit at me. 994 00:57:31,470 --> 00:57:32,710 I've got you covered, Big Daddy. 995 00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:38,684 Damn. They got shields, too. 996 00:57:49,946 --> 00:57:51,466 Let's go, Knights. Move, Knights, move! 997 00:57:56,661 --> 00:57:58,412 Jesus. 998 00:57:58,497 --> 00:58:00,498 They got another one, sir. Two more just went down. 999 00:58:00,582 --> 00:58:01,790 They're dropping like flies. 1000 00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:02,917 We're losing them. 1001 00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:04,793 All right. Get them out of there. 1002 00:58:04,878 --> 00:58:07,004 Squadron leaders, retreat to fall back positions. 1003 00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:08,964 Abort mission right away. Do you read me? 1004 00:58:09,049 --> 00:58:10,049 Do you copy? 1005 00:58:13,345 --> 00:58:15,596 We're going to have to make a run for this one, here. 1006 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:16,931 Let's get low. Let's get fast. 1007 00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:19,058 I got you, Big Daddy. Let's get them. 1008 00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:20,518 Whoo! 1009 00:58:21,603 --> 00:58:22,603 Watch the deck. 1010 00:58:31,279 --> 00:58:33,155 Squadron leader, do you read? 1011 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,115 This isn't happening fast enough. 1012 00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,325 Get them out of there! 1013 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,376 What's with the monitor? Where's the picture? 1014 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:46,627 We've lost the satellite. 1015 00:58:50,632 --> 00:58:52,883 We got two R-6, Jimmy. Shake 'em. 1016 00:58:52,968 --> 00:58:54,718 Roger. 1017 00:58:55,762 --> 00:58:57,638 Come on, come on. Move, move, move! 1018 00:58:58,932 --> 00:59:00,641 He's on me like white on rice, Big Daddy. 1019 00:59:00,725 --> 00:59:01,725 They ain't got nothing for us. 1020 00:59:01,810 --> 00:59:03,394 Let's push it. We've got to go, we've got to go! 1021 00:59:03,478 --> 00:59:05,229 I can't shake him, I can't shake him. 1022 00:59:05,313 --> 00:59:06,730 Yes, you can, just the way I showed you. Let's go! 1023 00:59:06,815 --> 00:59:08,899 Check me out, Stevie. I'm going to try something. 1024 00:59:08,984 --> 00:59:10,484 Don't do nothing stupid over there. 1025 00:59:10,569 --> 00:59:11,443 You know me. 1026 00:59:11,528 --> 00:59:13,028 That's what I'm talking about. 1027 00:59:13,113 --> 00:59:15,531 Jimmy, what are you doing? You can't bank at that speed. 1028 00:59:16,616 --> 00:59:17,697 Jimmy, he's closing on you! 1029 00:59:21,329 --> 00:59:23,289 Put your mask back on! That's an order, Marine! 1030 00:59:23,373 --> 00:59:24,665 I can't breathe! 1031 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:29,837 Jimmy! 1032 00:59:32,215 --> 00:59:33,591 Jimmy, no! 1033 00:59:33,675 --> 00:59:35,301 That's affirmative. We have incoming. 1034 00:59:35,385 --> 00:59:36,302 Let me have it, son. 1035 00:59:36,386 --> 00:59:38,262 You got it. 1036 00:59:38,346 --> 00:59:40,431 Friendly? 1037 00:59:40,515 --> 00:59:41,807 Sergeant? 1038 00:59:41,891 --> 00:59:43,392 I don't think so. 1039 01:00:11,379 --> 01:00:12,921 Come on and get me! Come and get me! 1040 01:00:16,718 --> 01:00:18,719 Oh, what are you shooting at? 1041 01:00:19,763 --> 01:00:22,598 Where you at, baby? Come on! Come on! 1042 01:00:27,937 --> 01:00:29,271 Aw, you can't hit nothing! 1043 01:00:46,414 --> 01:00:48,457 Whoa! Low bridge! 1044 01:00:52,754 --> 01:00:54,713 See if you can fly that thing undercover. 1045 01:00:58,259 --> 01:01:01,220 Hope you got an airbag. 1046 01:01:02,931 --> 01:01:04,264 Whoa! 1047 01:01:38,425 --> 01:01:40,467 Son of a bitch. 1048 01:01:44,597 --> 01:01:46,890 That's right! That's right! 1049 01:01:46,975 --> 01:01:48,434 Get off of me! Get off of me! 1050 01:01:48,518 --> 01:01:50,060 That's what you get! 1051 01:01:50,145 --> 01:01:52,020 Look at you! 1052 01:01:52,105 --> 01:01:53,772 Ship all banged up! 1053 01:01:53,857 --> 01:01:55,149 Who's the man? 1054 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:56,900 Huh? Who's the man? 1055 01:01:56,985 --> 01:01:58,402 Wait until I get another plane! 1056 01:01:58,486 --> 01:02:00,988 I'm lining all your friends up, right beside you! 1057 01:02:02,574 --> 01:02:03,907 Where you at, huh? 1058 01:02:03,992 --> 01:02:05,242 Huh? Where you at? 1059 01:02:16,671 --> 01:02:19,214 Welcome to Earth. 1060 01:02:29,434 --> 01:02:32,394 Now, that's what I call a close encounter. 1061 01:02:36,691 --> 01:02:37,608 Baby, stay right here. 1062 01:02:37,692 --> 01:02:39,401 Stay right here, with Boomer. 1063 01:02:48,745 --> 01:02:49,953 Keys. 1064 01:02:50,038 --> 01:02:51,830 Come on. Keys. 1065 01:02:51,915 --> 01:02:52,831 Yes! 1066 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:55,292 Come on, baby. Come on. 1067 01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:56,627 Come on. 1068 01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:57,878 Yes! 1069 01:02:57,962 --> 01:02:59,755 Reports indicate that this battle... 1070 01:02:59,839 --> 01:03:01,632 has repeated itself all over the world... 1071 01:03:01,716 --> 01:03:03,801 with the exact same results. 1072 01:03:03,885 --> 01:03:07,054 See, Troy? You're feeling better already. 1073 01:03:08,389 --> 01:03:10,641 Everybody's packing up. They're leaving. 1074 01:03:10,725 --> 01:03:12,726 They said there's a spaceship headed this way. 1075 01:03:12,811 --> 01:03:15,354 We'd better leave, too. Don't you think? 1076 01:03:20,944 --> 01:03:23,070 Uhh... 1077 01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:26,490 It's Air Force One, for crying out loud. 1078 01:03:26,574 --> 01:03:27,366 Still he gets sick. 1079 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:29,576 Oh, boy. I don't feel so good. 1080 01:03:29,661 --> 01:03:31,495 Look at me, huh? Like a rock. 1081 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:32,955 Could be bad weather, could be good weather. 1082 01:03:33,039 --> 01:03:34,081 It doesn't matter. 1083 01:03:34,165 --> 01:03:35,499 We could go up. We could go down. 1084 01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:37,376 We can go back. We can go forward. 1085 01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:38,752 We can go side to side... 1086 01:03:41,798 --> 01:03:42,840 What'd I say? 1087 01:03:44,968 --> 01:03:47,052 He still gets airsick, huh? 1088 01:03:47,136 --> 01:03:48,595 Yeah. 1089 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,932 Julius, with all of this, I, uh... 1090 01:03:52,016 --> 01:03:55,477 I didn't get a chance to thank you two. 1091 01:03:55,562 --> 01:03:57,896 All he could think of was getting to you. 1092 01:04:00,650 --> 01:04:03,110 There's still love there, I think. 1093 01:04:05,655 --> 01:04:07,656 Love was never a problem. 1094 01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:10,659 "All you need is love." 1095 01:04:10,743 --> 01:04:11,827 John Lennon. 1096 01:04:11,911 --> 01:04:12,953 Smart man. 1097 01:04:13,037 --> 01:04:14,997 Shot in the back. Very sad. 1098 01:04:16,749 --> 01:04:18,208 We've moved as many of our forces... 1099 01:04:18,293 --> 01:04:20,002 away from our bases as possible... 1100 01:04:20,086 --> 01:04:22,421 but we've already sustained heavy losses. 1101 01:04:22,505 --> 01:04:24,423 I spoke with the joint chiefs when they arrived at NORAD. 1102 01:04:24,507 --> 01:04:27,050 They agree we must launch a counter-offensive... 1103 01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:28,886 with a full nuclear strike. 1104 01:04:28,970 --> 01:04:30,512 Over American soil? 1105 01:04:30,597 --> 01:04:32,389 You're saying, at this point, we should sacrifice... 1106 01:04:32,473 --> 01:04:35,017 more innocent American civilians? Is that right? 1107 01:04:35,101 --> 01:04:36,393 Sir, if we don't strike soon... 1108 01:04:36,477 --> 01:04:38,477 there may not be much of an America left to defend. 1109 01:04:38,479 --> 01:04:40,439 Sir, they've taken out NORAD. 1110 01:04:40,523 --> 01:04:41,481 What? 1111 01:04:41,566 --> 01:04:42,566 It's gone, sir. 1112 01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:44,568 My God. 1113 01:04:44,652 --> 01:04:47,112 The vice president, Joint Chiefs. 1114 01:04:47,196 --> 01:04:50,240 Mr. President... 1115 01:04:50,325 --> 01:04:51,283 we must launch. 1116 01:04:51,367 --> 01:04:52,993 A delay now would be more costly... 1117 01:04:53,077 --> 01:04:55,954 than when you waited to evacuate the cities. 1118 01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:57,581 No, no. You're not going to launch nuclear weapons. 1119 01:04:57,665 --> 01:04:59,750 You're going to kill them and us, at the same time. 1120 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:02,252 If we fire nukes, then everybody else is going to fire them. 1121 01:05:02,337 --> 01:05:03,420 You are a guest, here. 1122 01:05:03,504 --> 01:05:04,421 Ever hear of nuclear winter? 1123 01:05:04,505 --> 01:05:06,340 It's the end of life as we know it. 1124 01:05:06,424 --> 01:05:07,299 Do you hear what they're talking about? 1125 01:05:07,383 --> 01:05:08,300 Don't even think about it. 1126 01:05:08,384 --> 01:05:09,468 I don't have to go. 1127 01:05:09,552 --> 01:05:10,469 It can't be allowed. 1128 01:05:10,553 --> 01:05:12,304 Shut up! Captain, get him out of here! 1129 01:05:12,388 --> 01:05:13,680 Hey, don't tell him to shut up! 1130 01:05:15,516 --> 01:05:18,852 You'd all be dead now, if it wasn't for my David. 1131 01:05:18,937 --> 01:05:20,562 None of you did anything to prevent this. 1132 01:05:20,647 --> 01:05:21,939 There was nothing we could do. 1133 01:05:22,023 --> 01:05:24,399 We were totally unprepared for this. 1134 01:05:24,484 --> 01:05:25,943 Aw! Don't give me unprepared. 1135 01:05:26,027 --> 01:05:27,027 Come on, Julius. 1136 01:05:27,111 --> 01:05:29,947 It was, what... in the 1950s. You had that spaceship. 1137 01:05:30,031 --> 01:05:31,448 Dad. 1138 01:05:31,532 --> 01:05:34,368 Yeah, that thing that you found in New Mexico. 1139 01:05:34,452 --> 01:05:36,662 Dad, no. Not the spaceship. 1140 01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:37,996 Roswell. Roswell, New Mexico. Yeah. 1141 01:05:38,081 --> 01:05:40,582 You had the spaceship, and you had the bodies. 1142 01:05:40,667 --> 01:05:43,043 They were all locked up in a bunker. Where was that? 1143 01:05:43,127 --> 01:05:45,754 David? In Area 51, right? 1144 01:05:45,838 --> 01:05:47,255 Area 51. 1145 01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:49,257 You knew then, and you did nothing. 1146 01:05:50,718 --> 01:05:55,305 Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids... 1147 01:05:55,390 --> 01:05:57,474 there have never been any spacecraft... 1148 01:05:57,558 --> 01:05:59,434 recovered by our government. 1149 01:05:59,519 --> 01:06:02,312 Take my word for it, there is no Area 51. 1150 01:06:02,397 --> 01:06:04,398 There's no recovered spaceship. 1151 01:06:04,482 --> 01:06:07,526 Uh, excuse me, Mr. President? 1152 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:11,488 That's not entirely accurate. 1153 01:06:15,493 --> 01:06:19,121 What? Which part? 1154 01:06:24,252 --> 01:06:26,753 Hold on, everybody! Hold on! 1155 01:06:27,839 --> 01:06:29,673 Sorry. 1156 01:06:49,652 --> 01:06:50,573 Can you give me a hand? 1157 01:06:50,653 --> 01:06:51,695 Yeah, sure. 1158 01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:00,620 Oh, my God. 1159 01:07:07,503 --> 01:07:09,713 Okay, okay, let's get this... let's get this off. 1160 01:07:09,797 --> 01:07:11,506 Here. Let me help you. 1161 01:07:15,136 --> 01:07:17,137 She's hurt pretty badly. 1162 01:07:21,017 --> 01:07:25,520 You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. 1163 01:07:25,605 --> 01:07:27,898 But, noooo. 1164 01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:30,942 You got me out here dragging your heavy ass... 1165 01:07:31,027 --> 01:07:32,736 through the burning desert... 1166 01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:35,405 with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my parachute. 1167 01:07:35,490 --> 01:07:38,575 You've got to come down here with an attitude... 1168 01:07:38,659 --> 01:07:40,702 acting all big and bad. 1169 01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:46,083 And what the hell is that smell? 1170 01:07:49,670 --> 01:07:51,379 I could've been at a barbecue! 1171 01:07:53,049 --> 01:07:54,257 But I ain't mad. 1172 01:07:54,342 --> 01:07:56,301 It's all right. 1173 01:07:56,385 --> 01:07:58,011 That is all right. 1174 01:08:13,152 --> 01:08:13,952 Hey! 1175 01:08:36,759 --> 01:08:38,927 You need a lift, soldier? 1176 01:08:39,011 --> 01:08:40,595 When I flew overhead... 1177 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,097 I saw a base, not too far from here. 1178 01:08:45,434 --> 01:08:46,226 It ain't on a map. 1179 01:08:46,310 --> 01:08:49,646 Trust me, it's there. 1180 01:09:05,163 --> 01:09:06,454 Ten-hut! 1181 01:09:10,251 --> 01:09:12,544 Mr. President. General. 1182 01:09:12,628 --> 01:09:14,379 Welcome to Area 51. 1183 01:09:14,463 --> 01:09:15,630 Please follow me. 1184 01:09:17,425 --> 01:09:19,718 We're now twenty-four floors beneath the surface... 1185 01:09:19,802 --> 01:09:22,554 and here's our main research facility. 1186 01:09:22,638 --> 01:09:23,680 Let's see it. 1187 01:09:23,764 --> 01:09:25,599 I'm sorry, sir. It's a clean room. 1188 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:27,184 We have to keep it static-free. If we'll all go to decontamination... 1189 01:09:27,268 --> 01:09:29,686 Open the door. 1190 01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:32,772 Yes, sir. 1191 01:09:54,212 --> 01:09:57,380 My God. Why the hell wasn't I told about this place? 1192 01:09:57,465 --> 01:09:59,049 Two words, Mr. President: 1193 01:09:59,133 --> 01:10:02,135 plausible deniability. 1194 01:10:08,476 --> 01:10:10,060 I don't understand. 1195 01:10:10,144 --> 01:10:11,436 Where does all this come from? 1196 01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,939 How do you get funding for something like this? 1197 01:10:14,023 --> 01:10:16,858 You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer... 1198 01:10:16,943 --> 01:10:19,527 $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you? 1199 01:10:21,656 --> 01:10:24,074 Mr. President, this is Dr. Okun. 1200 01:10:24,158 --> 01:10:25,325 He's been heading up the research department... 1201 01:10:25,409 --> 01:10:27,619 on this project, for the last fifteen years. 1202 01:10:29,789 --> 01:10:31,248 How do you do? 1203 01:10:31,332 --> 01:10:34,167 Mr. President. 1204 01:10:34,252 --> 01:10:36,503 Wow. 1205 01:10:36,587 --> 01:10:40,382 This... What a pleasure. 1206 01:10:40,466 --> 01:10:42,259 As you can imagine, they... 1207 01:10:42,343 --> 01:10:44,135 they don't let us out much. 1208 01:10:45,638 --> 01:10:47,514 I can understand that. 1209 01:10:49,308 --> 01:10:54,354 Well, I guess you'd like to see the big tamale, huh? 1210 01:10:54,438 --> 01:10:55,897 Follow me. 1211 01:11:46,657 --> 01:11:49,075 She's a beaut, ain't she? 1212 01:11:51,245 --> 01:11:52,245 As you can see from the repairs... 1213 01:11:52,330 --> 01:11:54,080 we've been trying to put her back together 1214 01:11:54,165 --> 01:11:56,666 since the late 1960s. 1215 01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:57,917 Don't tell me you've had this for forty years... 1216 01:11:58,002 --> 01:11:59,627 and you don't know anything about them. 1217 01:11:59,712 --> 01:12:01,129 Oh, hell, no. No, no. 1218 01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:03,340 We know tons about them. 1219 01:12:03,424 --> 01:12:05,175 But the neatest stuff... 1220 01:12:05,259 --> 01:12:09,179 the neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days. 1221 01:12:09,263 --> 01:12:11,681 See, we can't duplicate their type of power... 1222 01:12:11,766 --> 01:12:14,100 so we've never been able to experiment. 1223 01:12:14,185 --> 01:12:15,560 But since these guys started showing up... 1224 01:12:15,644 --> 01:12:20,023 all the little gizmos inside turned on. 1225 01:12:20,107 --> 01:12:23,068 The last twenty-four hours have been really exciting. 1226 01:12:23,152 --> 01:12:25,487 Exciting? People are dying out there. 1227 01:12:25,571 --> 01:12:28,323 I don't think "exciting" is the word I'd choose to describe it. 1228 01:12:30,117 --> 01:12:32,202 You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh? 1229 01:12:32,286 --> 01:12:34,704 You said you can repair their technology. 1230 01:12:34,789 --> 01:12:36,539 Can you tell us anything useful about them? 1231 01:12:36,624 --> 01:12:38,124 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1232 01:12:38,209 --> 01:12:41,711 Well, I mean, they're not all that dissimilar from us. 1233 01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:43,713 Breathes oxygen. 1234 01:12:43,798 --> 01:12:46,091 Comparable tolerances to heat, cold. 1235 01:12:46,175 --> 01:12:49,886 Probably why they're interested in our planet. 1236 01:12:49,970 --> 01:12:52,639 Hey. 1237 01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:56,309 You guys want to see them? 1238 01:12:57,561 --> 01:12:59,312 Hmm? 1239 01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:10,115 Uh, this is... this is "the Vault." 1240 01:13:10,199 --> 01:13:13,868 Or, as some of us have come to call it... 1241 01:13:13,953 --> 01:13:14,911 "the Freak Show." 1242 01:13:17,581 --> 01:13:18,998 The... 1243 01:13:37,685 --> 01:13:39,811 When we found them... 1244 01:13:39,895 --> 01:13:43,857 they were wearing some sort of bio-mechanical suits. 1245 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:45,022 But once we got them off... 1246 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,193 we learned a great deal about their anatomy. 1247 01:13:47,278 --> 01:13:50,864 Eyes, ears, no vocal chords. 1248 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:52,991 We're assuming they communicate with each other... 1249 01:13:53,075 --> 01:13:54,909 through some other means. 1250 01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:55,994 You're obviously not thinking about... 1251 01:13:56,078 --> 01:13:58,329 hand signals and body language. 1252 01:13:58,414 --> 01:14:01,291 It's some kind of extra-sensory perception. 1253 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,834 Telepathy. 1254 01:14:04,003 --> 01:14:05,086 So... 1255 01:14:07,214 --> 01:14:09,424 it's an organic life form. 1256 01:14:11,260 --> 01:14:14,304 Can they be killed? 1257 01:14:14,388 --> 01:14:16,055 Their bodies are just as frail as ours. 1258 01:14:16,140 --> 01:14:18,266 These two died in the crash. 1259 01:14:18,350 --> 01:14:20,727 This one, a few weeks later. 1260 01:14:20,811 --> 01:14:21,811 You just... 1261 01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:23,980 you have to get through their technology... 1262 01:14:24,064 --> 01:14:26,983 which is, I'm sorry to say... 1263 01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,318 far more advanced. 1264 01:14:29,528 --> 01:14:33,072 David, you unlocked part of that technology. 1265 01:14:33,157 --> 01:14:34,199 You cracked the code. 1266 01:14:34,283 --> 01:14:35,241 Oh, no, no. 1267 01:14:35,326 --> 01:14:37,994 All I did was stumble onto their... signal. 1268 01:14:38,078 --> 01:14:41,039 I don't know how helpful I can be. 1269 01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:45,168 Why don't you show them what you've discovered so far... 1270 01:14:45,252 --> 01:14:48,630 figure out what they haven't thought of yet... 1271 01:14:48,714 --> 01:14:53,635 and we'll see if you're as smart as we all hope you are. 1272 01:15:03,437 --> 01:15:04,938 What code? 1273 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,293 Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps. 1274 01:15:27,378 --> 01:15:29,629 I'm sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area. 1275 01:15:29,713 --> 01:15:30,964 I can't let you pass without clearance. 1276 01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:34,050 Okay. Come here. 1277 01:15:34,134 --> 01:15:35,969 You want to see my clearance? 1278 01:15:39,223 --> 01:15:40,723 Maybe I'll just leave this here, with you. 1279 01:15:40,808 --> 01:15:43,893 Let them pass. 1280 01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:45,562 Get the hell out of the way. 1281 01:15:47,856 --> 01:15:49,107 Did you see that? 1282 01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:54,654 Oh, boy. 1283 01:15:56,282 --> 01:15:58,116 How long has he been unconscious? 1284 01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,617 About three hours. 1285 01:15:59,702 --> 01:16:01,160 Let's get him into containment, stat. 1286 01:16:01,245 --> 01:16:03,204 As the former head of the C.I.A... 1287 01:16:03,289 --> 01:16:05,164 you knew about this place. 1288 01:16:05,249 --> 01:16:07,000 When were you planning on informing the rest of us? 1289 01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:08,751 It had been deemed classified. 1290 01:16:08,836 --> 01:16:11,754 You should have told us about this when they first arrived. 1291 01:16:11,839 --> 01:16:14,757 You should have warned us before we launched a counter-attack... 1292 01:16:14,842 --> 01:16:17,594 that cost us the lives of hundreds of American pilots! 1293 01:16:17,678 --> 01:16:19,596 There was no way we could have known that our fighters... 1294 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:21,514 would have been that ineffective against their attackers. 1295 01:16:21,599 --> 01:16:22,807 Mr. President. 1296 01:16:22,891 --> 01:16:25,351 The little bit of information that we have... 1297 01:16:25,436 --> 01:16:27,687 comes directly into this room, Mr. President. 1298 01:16:27,771 --> 01:16:29,897 Atlanta, Chicago, and Philadelphia... 1299 01:16:29,982 --> 01:16:31,274 destroyed. 1300 01:16:31,358 --> 01:16:34,736 We've learned that NATO and Western Allied installations... 1301 01:16:34,820 --> 01:16:36,738 were the first to be taken out. 1302 01:16:36,822 --> 01:16:38,239 Then we were hit. 1303 01:16:38,324 --> 01:16:41,492 They knew exactly where and how to hit us. 1304 01:16:41,577 --> 01:16:42,994 And our forces? 1305 01:16:43,078 --> 01:16:44,996 We're down to 15%. 1306 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,206 If you calculate the time it takes... 1307 01:16:47,291 --> 01:16:49,000 to destroy a city and move on... 1308 01:16:49,084 --> 01:16:51,544 we're looking at the worldwide destruction 1309 01:16:51,629 --> 01:16:53,796 of every major city... 1310 01:16:53,881 --> 01:16:57,550 in the next 36 hours. 1311 01:16:58,510 --> 01:17:00,887 We're being exterminated. 1312 01:17:03,891 --> 01:17:05,141 Mr. President. 1313 01:17:06,101 --> 01:17:08,061 This is Captain Steven Hiller. 1314 01:17:08,145 --> 01:17:09,062 Captain. 1315 01:17:09,146 --> 01:17:09,863 Mr. President. 1316 01:17:09,963 --> 01:17:11,230 Well done. 1317 01:17:11,315 --> 01:17:13,107 Where is it now? 1318 01:17:13,192 --> 01:17:15,652 We have it isolated down in the containment lab, sir. 1319 01:17:15,736 --> 01:17:18,029 I'd like to go see it. 1320 01:17:23,577 --> 01:17:27,455 General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro. 1321 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:31,334 Hasn't anyone told you? 1322 01:17:34,254 --> 01:17:37,423 El Toro has been completely destroyed. 1323 01:18:26,974 --> 01:18:28,641 Oh, no. 1324 01:18:29,685 --> 01:18:31,227 We were lucky. 1325 01:18:32,396 --> 01:18:34,731 Today was the first time I used the subway. 1326 01:18:34,815 --> 01:18:36,607 Thank God for the Metro Rail. 1327 01:18:36,692 --> 01:18:38,151 These should last us awhile. 1328 01:18:38,235 --> 01:18:40,069 Don't move. I'll get it for you. 1329 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:41,988 Stay still. 1330 01:18:43,365 --> 01:18:45,867 He's your son? 1331 01:18:45,951 --> 01:18:47,577 He's my angel. 1332 01:18:47,661 --> 01:18:50,872 Was his father stationed here? 1333 01:18:50,956 --> 01:18:53,332 Nah, he, uh... 1334 01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:55,334 he wasn't his father. 1335 01:18:56,863 --> 01:19:00,137 But I was kind of hoping he wanted the job, though. 1336 01:19:04,086 --> 01:19:05,767 So, what do you do for a living? 1337 01:19:06,245 --> 01:19:08,505 I'm a dancer. Ah. 1338 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:09,807 Ballet? 1339 01:19:09,892 --> 01:19:11,309 No. 1340 01:19:11,393 --> 01:19:12,810 Exotic. 1341 01:19:13,896 --> 01:19:15,688 Oh! 1342 01:19:15,773 --> 01:19:17,190 Sorry. 1343 01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:18,691 Don't be. 1344 01:19:18,776 --> 01:19:19,817 I'm not. 1345 01:19:19,902 --> 01:19:21,319 It's good money. 1346 01:19:21,403 --> 01:19:22,361 Besides... 1347 01:19:22,446 --> 01:19:23,905 my baby's worth it. 1348 01:19:23,989 --> 01:19:24,906 Dylan. 1349 01:19:24,990 --> 01:19:25,865 Come here. 1350 01:19:25,949 --> 01:19:28,910 I want you to meet the First Lady. 1351 01:19:28,994 --> 01:19:30,036 Ohh. 1352 01:19:32,623 --> 01:19:33,998 Hello. 1353 01:19:34,082 --> 01:19:35,500 Hi. 1354 01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:38,586 I didn't know that you'd recognized me. 1355 01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:40,588 Well, I didn't want to say nothing. 1356 01:19:40,672 --> 01:19:42,423 I voted for the other guy. 1357 01:19:44,927 --> 01:19:47,345 All right, life support monitors recording. 1358 01:19:47,429 --> 01:19:49,847 So, if we screw up, it's all on tape. 1359 01:19:49,932 --> 01:19:52,350 Okay, come on, come on. Let's get this biomechanical suit off him. 1360 01:19:52,434 --> 01:19:53,893 Put the spreader, right here. 1361 01:19:53,977 --> 01:19:56,354 Right along the ridge. 1362 01:19:56,438 --> 01:19:58,272 Microprobe thingamajig goes right here... 1363 01:19:58,357 --> 01:19:59,816 pick there. Good. 1364 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,318 All right, now spread it very, very gently. 1365 01:20:02,402 --> 01:20:03,820 Let me get in. 1366 01:20:03,904 --> 01:20:05,196 Uh-huh. 1367 01:20:10,536 --> 01:20:13,412 Gentle, gentle. That's it. 1368 01:20:13,497 --> 01:20:16,415 That's right... easy. 1369 01:20:22,881 --> 01:20:24,006 All right. Okay. 1370 01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:25,550 Let's proceed. 1371 01:20:25,634 --> 01:20:28,094 Now comes the, uh... 1372 01:20:28,178 --> 01:20:29,387 the really icky part. 1373 01:20:29,471 --> 01:20:31,973 Ugh. 1374 01:20:32,057 --> 01:20:33,516 Oh, boy. 1375 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,184 This is one smelly... 1376 01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,603 disgusting... 1377 01:20:45,445 --> 01:20:46,779 Oh, look at it. 1378 01:20:46,864 --> 01:20:50,241 It doesn't look alive, does it? 1379 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:55,204 The arm is moving. 1380 01:21:05,048 --> 01:21:06,007 Doctor! 1381 01:21:10,178 --> 01:21:11,137 Doctor, doctor! 1382 01:21:12,639 --> 01:21:13,556 Get it off! 1383 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,392 Don't move, don't move! 1384 01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:17,810 Help me, help me! 1385 01:21:23,817 --> 01:21:25,902 Open up that door! 1386 01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:28,070 My God! 1387 01:22:00,395 --> 01:22:01,729 Dr. Okun? 1388 01:22:24,711 --> 01:22:28,255 Release me. 1389 01:22:28,340 --> 01:22:29,590 Open the door. Get him out of there. 1390 01:22:29,675 --> 01:22:30,716 No, wait. 1391 01:22:44,940 --> 01:22:47,733 Release me... 1392 01:22:51,614 --> 01:22:52,680 now! 1393 01:23:00,122 --> 01:23:04,041 I know there is much we can learn from each other... 1394 01:23:04,126 --> 01:23:07,044 if we can negotiate a truce. 1395 01:23:07,129 --> 01:23:10,047 We can find a way to coexist. 1396 01:23:10,132 --> 01:23:12,842 Can there be a peace between us? 1397 01:23:12,926 --> 01:23:16,429 Peace? 1398 01:23:16,513 --> 01:23:19,640 No peace. 1399 01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:28,065 What is it you want us to do? 1400 01:23:30,504 --> 01:23:32,177 Die. 1401 01:23:41,288 --> 01:23:44,290 Die... 1402 01:23:48,295 --> 01:23:49,879 Mr. President? 1403 01:23:49,963 --> 01:23:52,048 Is that glass bulletproof? 1404 01:23:52,132 --> 01:23:53,758 No, sir. 1405 01:24:13,153 --> 01:24:15,321 Are you all right? 1406 01:24:15,405 --> 01:24:16,655 I saw his thoughts. 1407 01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:19,825 I saw what they're planning to do. 1408 01:24:21,745 --> 01:24:23,204 They're like locusts. 1409 01:24:23,288 --> 01:24:26,957 They're moving from planet to planet... 1410 01:24:27,042 --> 01:24:28,793 their whole civilization. 1411 01:24:28,877 --> 01:24:32,755 After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on. 1412 01:24:35,008 --> 01:24:36,550 And we're next. 1413 01:24:47,938 --> 01:24:49,647 Nuke 'em. 1414 01:24:50,774 --> 01:24:53,150 Let's nuke the bastards. 1415 01:25:04,496 --> 01:25:07,623 Just my luck. No ice. 1416 01:25:07,707 --> 01:25:09,834 I take it you've heard. 1417 01:25:09,918 --> 01:25:12,169 Hey, a toast. 1418 01:25:12,254 --> 01:25:14,338 To the end of the world. 1419 01:25:14,422 --> 01:25:16,924 He didn't come to this decision lightly. 1420 01:25:17,008 --> 01:25:18,843 He didn't have any other choice. 1421 01:25:18,927 --> 01:25:19,844 Yeah. 1422 01:25:19,928 --> 01:25:22,263 You still believe in him. 1423 01:25:22,347 --> 01:25:24,431 Yeah. Well, he's a good man. 1424 01:25:24,516 --> 01:25:25,933 Whoa... 1425 01:25:26,017 --> 01:25:27,476 He better be. 1426 01:25:27,561 --> 01:25:29,436 You left me for him. 1427 01:25:29,521 --> 01:25:31,814 Or, you know, for your... career. 1428 01:25:31,898 --> 01:25:33,899 You know, it wasn't just my... career. 1429 01:25:33,984 --> 01:25:37,069 It was the biggest opportunity of my life. 1430 01:25:37,154 --> 01:25:39,613 I wanted my life to make a difference. 1431 01:25:39,698 --> 01:25:42,116 I wanted my life to mean something. 1432 01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:43,576 Yeah, and, um, hmm... 1433 01:25:43,660 --> 01:25:46,078 I wasn't, um... ambitious enough for you? 1434 01:25:46,163 --> 01:25:48,831 David, you could have done anything that you wanted. 1435 01:25:48,915 --> 01:25:49,832 Research... 1436 01:25:49,916 --> 01:25:51,167 development... 1437 01:25:51,251 --> 01:25:52,918 Oh, honey, I was happy where I was. 1438 01:25:53,003 --> 01:25:55,838 Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special? 1439 01:25:58,884 --> 01:26:01,677 I was part of something special. 1440 01:26:16,902 --> 01:26:19,320 Well, if it makes any difference... 1441 01:26:19,404 --> 01:26:21,197 I never stopped loving you. 1442 01:26:21,281 --> 01:26:24,617 But that wasn't enough, was it? 1443 01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:43,951 Let's pick it up, man. 1444 01:26:44,051 --> 01:26:45,742 We're on a tight schedule, now. Let's go! 1445 01:26:51,811 --> 01:26:53,517 Let's pick it up, man. 1446 01:26:53,617 --> 01:26:55,255 We're working on a tight schedule. Let's go! 1447 01:26:55,390 --> 01:26:58,234 Pick it up, man! Pick it up! 1448 01:27:01,696 --> 01:27:05,074 What the hell are you doing? Get out of there! 1449 01:27:05,158 --> 01:27:07,868 Look, I got something I got to handle. I'm just borrowing it. 1450 01:27:07,953 --> 01:27:09,078 No, you're not, sir. 1451 01:27:09,162 --> 01:27:11,830 Do you really want to shoot me? 1452 01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:15,668 Just tell them I hit you. 1453 01:27:21,466 --> 01:27:23,217 Command, this is Retel Op. 1454 01:27:23,301 --> 01:27:25,219 The squadron is in the air. 1455 01:27:25,303 --> 01:27:27,721 We are on station and awaiting instructions. 1456 01:27:27,806 --> 01:27:29,515 Roger. Break formation, head to targets. 1457 01:27:33,687 --> 01:27:35,396 Sir... 1458 01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:37,106 they're breaking formation. 1459 01:27:37,190 --> 01:27:39,775 Mr. President, we're initiating sequence code. 1460 01:27:39,859 --> 01:27:42,444 Verification, Alpha Zulu 6-8-9. 1461 01:27:42,529 --> 01:27:44,321 Which city will be reached first? 1462 01:27:44,406 --> 01:27:45,322 Houston, Texas. 1463 01:27:45,407 --> 01:27:47,866 ETA six minutes and counting down. 1464 01:27:47,951 --> 01:27:48,826 Houston. 1465 01:27:48,910 --> 01:27:50,869 The major cities have been deserted. 1466 01:27:50,954 --> 01:27:55,541 Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum. 1467 01:27:57,961 --> 01:28:00,546 Command, this is Neighborhood Watch. 1468 01:28:00,630 --> 01:28:02,047 We are in position. 1469 01:28:02,132 --> 01:28:04,758 Tracking monitors are locked on. 1470 01:28:04,843 --> 01:28:07,219 We are going to visual recon. 1471 01:28:07,304 --> 01:28:09,430 Roger that, TC (inaudible). 1472 01:28:13,059 --> 01:28:14,184 They have confirmation. 1473 01:28:14,269 --> 01:28:15,477 Launch code confirmed. 1474 01:28:15,562 --> 01:28:17,813 Alpha Zulu 6-8-9. 1475 01:28:17,897 --> 01:28:19,565 Standing by. 1476 01:28:21,401 --> 01:28:24,695 Laser targeting. 1477 01:28:24,779 --> 01:28:26,155 Locked on. 1478 01:28:26,239 --> 01:28:27,656 We're locked on, sir. 1479 01:28:27,741 --> 01:28:29,575 Do you wish to deploy? 1480 01:28:32,787 --> 01:28:36,623 Mr. President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now. 1481 01:28:42,756 --> 01:28:44,340 Mr. President. 1482 01:28:44,424 --> 01:28:45,591 Deploy. 1483 01:28:45,675 --> 01:28:48,552 That's a go. Alpha Zulu 6-8-9er, that is a go. 1484 01:28:48,636 --> 01:28:50,137 Here we go. 1485 01:28:58,396 --> 01:28:59,855 Bird's away. 1486 01:28:59,939 --> 01:29:01,857 We have visual confirmation of the missile. 1487 01:29:01,941 --> 01:29:03,150 It's on target... 1488 01:29:03,234 --> 01:29:05,402 Approaching... 1489 01:29:05,487 --> 01:29:07,196 May our children forgive us. 1490 01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,323 Five seconds to impact. 1491 01:29:09,407 --> 01:29:10,324 Three... 1492 01:29:10,408 --> 01:29:11,492 two... 1493 01:29:11,576 --> 01:29:12,576 one... 1494 01:29:14,788 --> 01:29:16,705 Oh, yeah, it's a hit! 1495 01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:22,211 Let's go! 1496 01:29:22,295 --> 01:29:23,545 Let's fuckin' go! 1497 01:29:23,630 --> 01:29:26,507 Can I confirm that the target was destroyed? 1498 01:29:26,591 --> 01:29:28,467 Get the tank commander on the line. 1499 01:29:28,551 --> 01:29:30,511 I want confirmation that the target was destroyed. 1500 01:29:30,595 --> 01:29:32,721 Yes, sir. Red Arrow Alpha 9 7-2-3, can you read? 1501 01:29:34,099 --> 01:29:35,349 Repeat, Commander, you're breaking up. 1502 01:29:35,433 --> 01:29:37,059 We have lost visual. 1503 01:29:37,143 --> 01:29:39,812 Roger that. We're looking for confirmation. 1504 01:29:46,486 --> 01:29:48,404 We got the bastards. 1505 01:29:48,488 --> 01:29:51,490 Yeah! Good job, everyone. Congratulations. 1506 01:29:52,784 --> 01:29:54,493 Commander, do you have visual? 1507 01:29:54,577 --> 01:29:57,037 I repeat, we need visual confirmation. 1508 01:29:57,122 --> 01:29:58,831 Has the target been destroyed? 1509 01:30:13,138 --> 01:30:14,138 Negative. 1510 01:30:16,558 --> 01:30:19,351 Target remains. 1511 01:30:21,104 --> 01:30:23,272 I repeat... 1512 01:30:23,356 --> 01:30:25,816 target remains. 1513 01:30:28,528 --> 01:30:30,320 Call the other planes back. 1514 01:30:30,405 --> 01:30:32,823 One of the bombers might have more luck. 1515 01:30:32,907 --> 01:30:34,241 We shouldn't just give up on this! 1516 01:30:34,325 --> 01:30:36,702 I said, call them back. 1517 01:30:39,372 --> 01:30:40,289 Abort. 1518 01:30:40,373 --> 01:30:42,082 All right, abort mission. 1519 01:30:42,167 --> 01:30:45,127 Issue the abort codes right away. This is an abort. Full abort. 1520 01:30:45,211 --> 01:30:47,463 Do you read? Abort mission right away. 1521 01:31:24,751 --> 01:31:26,251 Jasmine? 1522 01:31:30,590 --> 01:31:32,633 Yes. Yes! 1523 01:31:38,848 --> 01:31:40,182 You're late. 1524 01:31:40,266 --> 01:31:43,519 Well, you know I like to make an entrance. 1525 01:31:50,860 --> 01:31:52,194 Right this way. 1526 01:31:52,278 --> 01:31:53,529 Where are we going? 1527 01:31:53,613 --> 01:31:54,863 Right through there, sir. 1528 01:31:54,948 --> 01:31:56,073 Mr. President... 1529 01:31:56,157 --> 01:31:58,408 Your wife is resting comfortably at the moment. 1530 01:31:58,493 --> 01:31:59,535 Great. 1531 01:31:59,619 --> 01:32:01,703 Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier... 1532 01:32:01,788 --> 01:32:03,622 Hey, there she is. Go on. 1533 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,209 She doesn't look too good. 1534 01:32:07,293 --> 01:32:09,670 Your wife is bleeding internally, Mr. President. 1535 01:32:09,754 --> 01:32:11,588 Perhaps if we'd gotten to her earlier... 1536 01:32:11,673 --> 01:32:14,091 Hey, wait a minute. What are you saying? 1537 01:32:14,175 --> 01:32:16,093 We can't stop the bleeding. 1538 01:32:16,177 --> 01:32:17,719 If we'd... 1539 01:32:17,804 --> 01:32:21,223 There's nothing we can do for her. 1540 01:32:21,307 --> 01:32:22,975 We were worried. 1541 01:32:23,059 --> 01:32:25,227 We didn't know where you were. 1542 01:32:25,311 --> 01:32:27,521 I didn't know where I was, either. 1543 01:32:30,149 --> 01:32:33,068 You got bigger, I think. 1544 01:32:33,152 --> 01:32:34,695 I did? 1545 01:32:34,779 --> 01:32:36,697 Mm-hmm. 1546 01:32:36,781 --> 01:32:39,741 Just keep growing and growing. 1547 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:43,203 I can't. 1548 01:32:44,956 --> 01:32:46,373 Hey. 1549 01:32:46,457 --> 01:32:49,334 Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit... 1550 01:32:49,419 --> 01:32:51,211 so Mom can get a rest? 1551 01:32:51,296 --> 01:32:52,838 Hey. Come on, Munchkin. 1552 01:33:01,389 --> 01:33:04,308 I'm so sorry that I didn't come home... 1553 01:33:04,392 --> 01:33:06,351 when you asked me to. 1554 01:33:06,436 --> 01:33:09,062 Ohh... 1555 01:33:09,147 --> 01:33:10,314 It's okay. 1556 01:33:12,567 --> 01:33:15,110 The doctors... 1557 01:33:15,194 --> 01:33:17,237 think that you're... 1558 01:33:17,322 --> 01:33:19,990 gonna be just fine. 1559 01:33:22,327 --> 01:33:23,952 Liar. 1560 01:34:20,426 --> 01:34:22,594 Is Mommy sleeping now? 1561 01:34:24,138 --> 01:34:25,972 Yeah... 1562 01:34:27,100 --> 01:34:29,476 Mommy's sleeping. 1563 01:34:32,271 --> 01:34:34,106 Hey. 1564 01:35:05,096 --> 01:35:06,388 David! 1565 01:35:06,472 --> 01:35:08,056 What the hell are you doing? 1566 01:35:08,141 --> 01:35:10,058 I'm making a mess! 1567 01:35:10,143 --> 01:35:11,727 Yeah, this I can see. 1568 01:35:11,811 --> 01:35:14,730 We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste... 1569 01:35:14,814 --> 01:35:17,232 pollute the air, and rip up the ozone... 1570 01:35:17,316 --> 01:35:20,777 'cause maybe if we screw this planet up enough... 1571 01:35:20,862 --> 01:35:22,654 they won't want it anymore. 1572 01:35:22,739 --> 01:35:24,406 Wait, wait, wait. David, David! 1573 01:35:24,490 --> 01:35:26,366 Don't do this to yourself. Listen to me. 1574 01:35:26,451 --> 01:35:27,743 Are you listening to me? 1575 01:35:27,827 --> 01:35:30,996 Everyone loses faith at some point in their life. 1576 01:35:31,080 --> 01:35:33,373 David, look at myself. 1577 01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:37,335 I haven't spoken to God since your mother died. 1578 01:35:39,714 --> 01:35:41,173 Yes. 1579 01:35:42,967 --> 01:35:44,384 But see, sometimes... 1580 01:35:44,469 --> 01:35:47,429 we have to remember what we still have. 1581 01:35:47,513 --> 01:35:50,348 Like what? 1582 01:35:52,810 --> 01:35:54,269 Well... 1583 01:35:54,353 --> 01:35:56,146 you still have your health. 1584 01:35:57,607 --> 01:36:00,150 Come on, David, David. You need your rest. 1585 01:36:00,234 --> 01:36:02,382 Come on. Get off this freezing concrete floor... 1586 01:36:02,482 --> 01:36:04,366 before you catch a cold. Come on. 1587 01:36:06,157 --> 01:36:07,949 What did you just say? 1588 01:36:08,034 --> 01:36:09,451 You mean, about faith? 1589 01:36:09,535 --> 01:36:12,287 Well, you see, a man can live his entire life... 1590 01:36:12,371 --> 01:36:13,789 After that. The other part. 1591 01:36:13,873 --> 01:36:14,790 What? What? 1592 01:36:14,874 --> 01:36:17,083 I don't want you to catch cold. 1593 01:36:20,004 --> 01:36:21,004 Doh! 1594 01:36:21,978 --> 01:36:24,280 What is that? What's the matter with you? 1595 01:36:24,380 --> 01:36:25,801 Genius. 1596 01:36:26,803 --> 01:36:28,261 Genius? 1597 01:36:28,346 --> 01:36:30,764 My dad... a total genius. 1598 01:36:32,225 --> 01:36:33,642 Jim, wake up. 1599 01:36:33,726 --> 01:36:37,521 We got work to do. Get everybody down here, right away. 1600 01:36:37,605 --> 01:36:39,523 What? 1601 01:36:41,818 --> 01:36:43,109 Look at that. 1602 01:36:43,194 --> 01:36:46,613 Wow! Does that thing really fly in outer space? 1603 01:36:46,697 --> 01:36:48,114 It most certainly does. 1604 01:36:48,199 --> 01:36:50,158 Sure doesn't look like it. 1605 01:36:50,243 --> 01:36:52,494 Hey, they're here. 1606 01:36:52,578 --> 01:36:53,995 All right, Connie, what's this all about? 1607 01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:55,163 I have no idea. 1608 01:36:55,248 --> 01:36:56,665 Get everybody off of it. 1609 01:36:56,749 --> 01:36:58,166 All right, everybody, clear the platform. 1610 01:36:58,251 --> 01:36:59,960 Let's go. Come on, come on. 1611 01:37:00,044 --> 01:37:01,586 Major Mitchell... 1612 01:37:01,671 --> 01:37:03,505 do you have a pistol? 1613 01:37:03,589 --> 01:37:05,006 What? You got a gun? 1614 01:37:05,091 --> 01:37:06,550 Sergeant, your sidearm. 1615 01:37:07,593 --> 01:37:08,969 See that, uh, Coke can... 1616 01:37:09,053 --> 01:37:10,971 on top of the alien craft? 1617 01:37:11,055 --> 01:37:13,306 Think you can shoot that thing off? 1618 01:37:13,391 --> 01:37:15,183 Do it. Shoot it. 1619 01:37:15,268 --> 01:37:16,685 Sir? 1620 01:37:16,769 --> 01:37:18,186 Go ahead. 1621 01:37:24,277 --> 01:37:26,361 What the hell are you doing? 1622 01:37:26,445 --> 01:37:27,696 I'm sorry. My fault. 1623 01:37:27,780 --> 01:37:28,864 My fault. 1624 01:37:28,948 --> 01:37:31,032 That Coke can was protected by the craft's shield... 1625 01:37:31,117 --> 01:37:33,034 and we can't penetrate their defenses. 1626 01:37:33,119 --> 01:37:34,703 We know that, already. What's your point? 1627 01:37:34,787 --> 01:37:37,289 Right. My point is, if we can't beat their defenses... 1628 01:37:37,373 --> 01:37:39,332 then we gotta get around them. 1629 01:37:39,417 --> 01:37:43,003 Major, one more time. Anytime. 1630 01:37:53,264 --> 01:37:55,015 How did you do that? 1631 01:37:55,099 --> 01:37:57,225 I gave it a cold. 1632 01:37:57,310 --> 01:38:00,228 I gave it a virus. 1633 01:38:00,313 --> 01:38:02,480 A computer virus. 1634 01:38:02,565 --> 01:38:04,900 Are you telling us you can send out a signal... 1635 01:38:04,984 --> 01:38:06,875 that will disable all their shields? 1636 01:38:06,975 --> 01:38:09,502 That's right. Just like they used our satellites against us... 1637 01:38:09,602 --> 01:38:12,532 we can use their own signal against them. 1638 01:38:12,617 --> 01:38:15,971 If we plant a virus into that mother ship... 1639 01:38:16,071 --> 01:38:17,205 it's gonna then filter down... 1640 01:38:17,305 --> 01:38:19,414 into all the corresponding ships, below. 1641 01:38:19,759 --> 01:38:21,291 I... I'm sorry. I don't understand. 1642 01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:24,336 Just how, exactly, do we infect the mother ship... 1643 01:38:24,420 --> 01:38:25,795 with this virus? 1644 01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:27,839 Well... 1645 01:38:27,924 --> 01:38:29,424 we're going to, uh... 1646 01:38:29,508 --> 01:38:30,884 have to, um, ahem... 1647 01:38:30,968 --> 01:38:34,304 fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere, and dock with it. 1648 01:38:34,388 --> 01:38:37,265 We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos. 1649 01:38:37,350 --> 01:38:39,267 We then upload the virus. 1650 01:38:39,352 --> 01:38:41,770 We then set off some kind of explosion... 1651 01:38:41,854 --> 01:38:43,226 which will disable it... 1652 01:38:43,326 --> 01:38:44,823 and that'll disorient the smaller ships below... 1653 01:38:44,857 --> 01:38:47,776 and that could buy, I think, at least some time... 1654 01:38:47,860 --> 01:38:49,069 to, uh... 1655 01:38:49,153 --> 01:38:50,654 to take 'em... 1656 01:38:50,738 --> 01:38:52,774 take 'em out. Take 'em down. 1657 01:38:52,874 --> 01:38:54,409 Do your... 1658 01:38:54,617 --> 01:38:55,492 do your stuff. 1659 01:38:55,576 --> 01:38:57,035 This is ridiculous! 1660 01:38:57,119 --> 01:38:59,454 How long would their shields be down? 1661 01:38:59,538 --> 01:39:00,705 Uh... 1662 01:39:00,790 --> 01:39:03,375 uh, I don't know. A matter of minutes? 1663 01:39:03,459 --> 01:39:06,878 You want us to coordinate a massive worldwide counterstrike... 1664 01:39:06,963 --> 01:39:08,797 with a window of only a few minutes? 1665 01:39:08,881 --> 01:39:11,383 With the shields down, that might be possible. 1666 01:39:11,467 --> 01:39:12,550 Oh, please. 1667 01:39:12,635 --> 01:39:14,803 We don't have the manpower or the resources... 1668 01:39:14,887 --> 01:39:16,805 to launch that kind of a campaign. 1669 01:39:16,889 --> 01:39:19,307 Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan... 1670 01:39:19,392 --> 01:39:21,226 is dependent on a machine... 1671 01:39:21,310 --> 01:39:24,229 that no one in this world is qualified to operate. 1672 01:39:24,313 --> 01:39:25,605 I wouldn't say that, sir. 1673 01:39:25,690 --> 01:39:27,190 I've seen these things in action... 1674 01:39:27,274 --> 01:39:29,484 and I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities. 1675 01:39:29,568 --> 01:39:33,780 With your permission, General, I'd like the opportunity to try. 1676 01:39:33,864 --> 01:39:36,658 That thing is a wreck. 1677 01:39:36,742 --> 01:39:39,202 Crash-landed back in the '50s. 1678 01:39:39,286 --> 01:39:42,163 We don't even know if it's capable of flying. 1679 01:39:42,248 --> 01:39:44,249 Jim, uh, remove the clamps. 1680 01:40:06,731 --> 01:40:08,273 Any questions? 1681 01:40:12,695 --> 01:40:14,446 Let's do it. 1682 01:40:18,125 --> 01:40:19,247 Alright, you heard the President. 1683 01:40:19,347 --> 01:40:20,320 Let's get this thing prepped... 1684 01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:21,195 and ready to fly! Good luck, Pilot. 1685 01:40:21,295 --> 01:40:23,747 Thank you, Mr. President. 1686 01:40:23,831 --> 01:40:25,707 A virus, huh? 1687 01:40:25,791 --> 01:40:27,709 Your idea. 1688 01:40:27,793 --> 01:40:29,461 That's right. 1689 01:40:35,468 --> 01:40:38,553 You really think you can fly that thing? 1690 01:40:38,637 --> 01:40:42,640 You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said? 1691 01:40:49,356 --> 01:40:51,232 Hoo. 1692 01:40:51,317 --> 01:40:54,277 I understand you are upset over the death of your wife... 1693 01:40:54,361 --> 01:40:56,946 but that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake. 1694 01:40:57,031 --> 01:40:58,680 The only mistake I ever made... 1695 01:40:58,780 --> 01:41:00,822 was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you... 1696 01:41:00,922 --> 01:41:02,922 as Secretary of Defense. I don't think you understand... 1697 01:41:03,022 --> 01:41:06,600 However, that is one mistake I'm thankful to say... 1698 01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:08,625 that I don't have to live with. 1699 01:41:08,709 --> 01:41:09,959 Mr. President... 1700 01:41:10,044 --> 01:41:12,087 Mr. Nimziki... you're fired. 1701 01:41:15,007 --> 01:41:17,425 Let's organize every plane we can find... 1702 01:41:17,510 --> 01:41:20,178 and get us some goddamn pilots to fly 'em. 1703 01:41:20,262 --> 01:41:21,179 Yes, sir. 1704 01:41:21,263 --> 01:41:22,847 He can't do that. 1705 01:41:22,932 --> 01:41:24,682 Well, he just, uh... 1706 01:41:24,767 --> 01:41:25,725 did. 1707 01:41:28,521 --> 01:41:31,439 Command has attempted to compile a list of casualties and losses... 1708 01:41:31,524 --> 01:41:33,942 but information is sketchy, at best. 1709 01:41:34,026 --> 01:41:37,320 Well, we know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sinai. 1710 01:41:37,404 --> 01:41:40,323 There's a strong possibility there may be more reinforcements... 1711 01:41:40,407 --> 01:41:42,242 in hiding in the Golan Strait. 1712 01:41:44,286 --> 01:41:45,703 What the hell's he saying? 1713 01:41:45,788 --> 01:41:48,248 It seems they're getting a signal. Old Morse code. 1714 01:42:00,719 --> 01:42:02,720 It's from the Americans. 1715 01:42:04,098 --> 01:42:06,516 They want to organize a counter-offensive. 1716 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,059 It's about bloody time. 1717 01:42:08,144 --> 01:42:10,061 What do they plan to do? 1718 01:42:32,334 --> 01:42:35,003 We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions... 1719 01:42:35,087 --> 01:42:37,255 in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. 1720 01:42:37,339 --> 01:42:38,339 That's impressive... 1721 01:42:38,424 --> 01:42:40,925 considering it's all being done with, uh... 1722 01:42:41,010 --> 01:42:42,302 Morse code. 1723 01:42:42,386 --> 01:42:43,761 Are our forces here? 1724 01:42:43,846 --> 01:42:46,598 We have sufficient aircraft for the battle plan, but... 1725 01:42:46,682 --> 01:42:47,599 But what, General? 1726 01:42:47,683 --> 01:42:49,726 Pilots are coming up short. 1727 01:42:49,810 --> 01:42:51,186 Well, then find 'em. 1728 01:42:51,270 --> 01:42:54,522 Ham radio operators from New York to Japan... 1729 01:42:54,607 --> 01:42:56,608 trade rumors of military forces in hiding... 1730 01:42:56,692 --> 01:43:00,195 unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation... 1731 01:43:01,864 --> 01:43:04,490 What we're planning at this time is to launch a counter-offensive. 1732 01:43:04,575 --> 01:43:06,201 However, with our depleted manpower... 1733 01:43:06,285 --> 01:43:09,162 we're asking that anyone with any flight experience come forward. 1734 01:43:09,246 --> 01:43:10,663 Military training is preferable... 1735 01:43:10,748 --> 01:43:14,792 but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful. 1736 01:43:14,877 --> 01:43:16,294 I can fly. 1737 01:43:16,378 --> 01:43:18,087 I'm a pilot. 1738 01:43:19,882 --> 01:43:21,799 All right, guys, listen up. 1739 01:43:21,884 --> 01:43:23,300 All right, pay close attention. 1740 01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:24,748 These F-18s are very different... 1741 01:43:24,848 --> 01:43:26,769 than the jets you've piloted before. 1742 01:43:26,805 --> 01:43:27,889 It's kind of strong. 1743 01:43:27,973 --> 01:43:29,891 You'll have to forgive the expression... 1744 01:43:29,975 --> 01:43:31,935 but you're about to get a crash course in modern avionics. 1745 01:43:32,019 --> 01:43:33,853 Ugh! Keep it coming. Keep it... keep it coming. 1746 01:43:33,938 --> 01:43:34,896 Okay. You got it. 1747 01:43:34,980 --> 01:43:37,023 All right, listen up. Before we can begin... 1748 01:43:37,107 --> 01:43:38,524 we're going to have to get... 1749 01:43:38,609 --> 01:43:41,110 a little background information on your flight experience. 1750 01:43:41,195 --> 01:43:42,904 Uh, let's start with you. 1751 01:43:42,988 --> 01:43:43,905 Who, me? 1752 01:43:43,989 --> 01:43:45,531 Uh... 1753 01:43:45,616 --> 01:43:48,284 well, I'm, uh, ahem, Russell Casse, sir. 1754 01:43:48,369 --> 01:43:53,998 Um... and, uh, after 'Nam, I, uh, got into crop dusting... 1755 01:43:54,083 --> 01:43:57,293 and, uh, been doing that ever since. 1756 01:43:57,378 --> 01:43:59,837 Oh, and on a, uh, personal note, sir... 1757 01:43:59,922 --> 01:44:02,757 I'd just like to add that, uh... 1758 01:44:02,841 --> 01:44:06,344 ever since I was kidnapped by aliens, ten years ago... 1759 01:44:06,428 --> 01:44:08,513 I've been dying for some payback... 1760 01:44:08,597 --> 01:44:11,266 and I just want you to know that, uh... 1761 01:44:11,350 --> 01:44:13,726 I won't let you down. 1762 01:44:13,811 --> 01:44:16,312 You have one tactical nuclear missile... 1763 01:44:16,397 --> 01:44:18,314 we're loading into this launcher... 1764 01:44:18,399 --> 01:44:19,732 we're installing under the right wing. 1765 01:44:19,817 --> 01:44:21,859 This is the firing mechanism... 1766 01:44:21,944 --> 01:44:24,237 to be attached to the ship's main console. 1767 01:44:24,321 --> 01:44:26,614 Just like the AMRAAM launch pad on a Stealth. 1768 01:44:26,699 --> 01:44:29,784 Except the nuke will not detonate at impact. 1769 01:44:29,868 --> 01:44:34,497 You'll have thirty seconds to get your asses out of there. 1770 01:44:34,581 --> 01:44:36,165 Good luck, gentlemen. 1771 01:44:37,209 --> 01:44:38,126 Thirty seconds. 1772 01:44:38,210 --> 01:44:39,419 Tell me, tell me. 1773 01:44:39,503 --> 01:44:41,170 It was the strongest radio transmitter we could get. 1774 01:44:41,255 --> 01:44:42,880 It'll tell us when you've uploaded the virus. 1775 01:44:42,965 --> 01:44:44,182 Thirty seconds. 1776 01:44:44,282 --> 01:44:46,201 Don't you think that's cutting it a little too close? 1777 01:44:46,236 --> 01:44:49,095 Oh, we're gonna be well on our way back home... 1778 01:44:49,179 --> 01:44:51,431 before we shoot that thing off. 1779 01:44:51,515 --> 01:44:52,432 Why you? 1780 01:44:52,516 --> 01:44:53,975 David! 1781 01:44:54,059 --> 01:44:55,268 I don't... excuse me. 1782 01:44:55,352 --> 01:44:57,979 I don't understand why you can't show someone else... 1783 01:44:58,063 --> 01:45:00,481 how to plant the virus, someone who is trained... 1784 01:45:00,566 --> 01:45:02,608 No, no. Something may go wrong. 1785 01:45:02,693 --> 01:45:05,361 I may have to think quickly, adjust the signal. 1786 01:45:05,446 --> 01:45:06,821 Who knows? 1787 01:45:06,905 --> 01:45:10,408 Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? 1788 01:45:14,038 --> 01:45:15,246 Here's my chance. 1789 01:45:18,417 --> 01:45:20,501 Now he gets ambitious. 1790 01:45:20,586 --> 01:45:22,003 It's too tight. 1791 01:45:22,087 --> 01:45:23,911 Well, I had to borrow it. Let me see. 1792 01:45:24,011 --> 01:45:27,008 Okay. Oh, I guess that's good enough. 1793 01:45:27,092 --> 01:45:29,927 So, how do I look? 1794 01:45:30,012 --> 01:45:32,347 Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help. 1795 01:45:35,476 --> 01:45:36,832 You're late. 1796 01:45:36,932 --> 01:45:38,475 Well, you know me. I know. 1797 01:45:38,575 --> 01:45:40,468 You like to make a big entrance. 1798 01:45:40,568 --> 01:45:42,918 Let me help you. Um, listen. 1799 01:45:43,228 --> 01:45:45,446 Before we do this, I just want to say I'm sorry. 1800 01:45:45,546 --> 01:45:46,939 Sorry for what, babe? 1801 01:45:48,388 --> 01:45:51,101 I should have done this a long time ago. 1802 01:45:51,201 --> 01:45:53,701 Do you have the ring? 1803 01:45:53,786 --> 01:45:55,036 Uh, yes, sir. 1804 01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:58,039 Here. Make yourself useful. 1805 01:45:58,123 --> 01:45:59,165 Ow. 1806 01:46:01,668 --> 01:46:02,543 Witnesses? 1807 01:46:02,628 --> 01:46:04,670 Uh... Um... 1808 01:46:04,755 --> 01:46:06,464 Sorry. We got hung up. Uh-oh. 1809 01:46:06,548 --> 01:46:09,509 Well, let's get this show on the road. 1810 01:46:09,593 --> 01:46:13,179 Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God... 1811 01:46:13,263 --> 01:46:15,598 and in the presence of these witnesses... 1812 01:46:15,682 --> 01:46:19,644 to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1813 01:46:19,728 --> 01:46:21,771 Any person who can show good cause... 1814 01:46:21,855 --> 01:46:23,898 why these two should not wed... 1815 01:46:23,982 --> 01:46:27,652 please speak now, or forever hold your peace. 1816 01:46:30,489 --> 01:46:33,199 Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife... 1817 01:46:33,283 --> 01:46:35,743 to live together with her in the holy state of matrimony? 1818 01:46:35,828 --> 01:46:39,372 Will you love her, comfort her... 1819 01:46:39,456 --> 01:46:42,291 honor and keep her, in sickness and in health? 1820 01:46:42,376 --> 01:46:46,003 And, forsaking all others, keep yourself only for her... 1821 01:46:46,088 --> 01:46:47,922 as long as you both shall live? 1822 01:46:48,006 --> 01:46:49,924 I will. 1823 01:46:51,552 --> 01:46:52,677 Whew. 1824 01:47:02,020 --> 01:47:03,813 Good morning. 1825 01:47:07,776 --> 01:47:10,153 They're a little young. 1826 01:47:10,237 --> 01:47:12,113 That they are. 1827 01:47:13,615 --> 01:47:15,158 They look a little nervous. 1828 01:47:15,242 --> 01:47:17,201 I'm gonna need all flight crews... 1829 01:47:17,286 --> 01:47:19,704 to report to their designated areas immediately. 1830 01:47:20,914 --> 01:47:22,832 Major, can I borrow that? 1831 01:47:22,916 --> 01:47:24,709 Sir. 1832 01:47:25,335 --> 01:47:26,294 Good morning. 1833 01:47:28,964 --> 01:47:29,881 Good morning. 1834 01:47:31,967 --> 01:47:35,470 In less than an hour... 1835 01:47:35,554 --> 01:47:39,557 aircraft from here will join others from around the world... 1836 01:47:39,641 --> 01:47:42,727 and you will be launching the largest aerial battle... 1837 01:47:42,811 --> 01:47:45,563 in the history of mankind. 1838 01:47:47,566 --> 01:47:52,528 Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. 1839 01:47:53,906 --> 01:47:57,158 We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. 1840 01:47:59,077 --> 01:48:03,080 We will be united in our common interests. 1841 01:48:03,165 --> 01:48:07,960 Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July... 1842 01:48:08,045 --> 01:48:12,465 and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... 1843 01:48:12,549 --> 01:48:15,968 not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... 1844 01:48:18,305 --> 01:48:20,139 but from annihilation. 1845 01:48:21,475 --> 01:48:23,684 We are fighting for our right to live. 1846 01:48:25,312 --> 01:48:28,356 To exist. 1847 01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:30,858 And should we win the day... 1848 01:48:30,943 --> 01:48:36,697 the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday... 1849 01:48:36,782 --> 01:48:39,534 but as the day when the world declared in one voice... 1850 01:48:39,618 --> 01:48:42,036 we will not go quietly into the night! 1851 01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:46,707 We will not vanish without a fight! 1852 01:48:46,792 --> 01:48:48,876 We're going to live on! 1853 01:48:48,961 --> 01:48:51,921 We're going to survive! 1854 01:48:52,005 --> 01:48:56,425 Today we celebrate our Independence Day! 1855 01:49:21,159 --> 01:49:22,118 Let's go! 1856 01:49:22,202 --> 01:49:24,078 Mr. President, right this way, sir. 1857 01:49:24,162 --> 01:49:26,080 We got your gear, over here. 1858 01:49:26,164 --> 01:49:27,722 I've got a jumpsuit for you. 1859 01:49:27,822 --> 01:49:29,526 The rest of your gear's squared away in this duffel. 1860 01:49:29,626 --> 01:49:31,168 You got your choice of helmets. 1861 01:49:33,755 --> 01:49:36,924 Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing. 1862 01:49:37,009 --> 01:49:39,343 I'm a combat pilot, Will. 1863 01:49:41,388 --> 01:49:43,639 I belong in the air. 1864 01:49:50,063 --> 01:49:53,024 Okay, sir. Let's get you airborne. Right over here. 1865 01:49:54,860 --> 01:49:57,612 You know, as soon as I get back... 1866 01:49:57,696 --> 01:50:00,281 we're gonna light those fireworks, right? 1867 01:50:06,371 --> 01:50:07,538 Here. 1868 01:50:08,707 --> 01:50:09,707 Take these. 1869 01:50:12,002 --> 01:50:14,503 Just in case. 1870 01:50:14,588 --> 01:50:16,297 Where's... where's, um... 1871 01:50:27,225 --> 01:50:29,060 Just in case. 1872 01:50:31,730 --> 01:50:33,356 I'm very proud of you. 1873 01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:47,370 So be careful, okay? 1874 01:50:54,252 --> 01:50:55,252 It's time. 1875 01:51:01,051 --> 01:51:04,762 I love you. 1876 01:51:09,267 --> 01:51:10,434 Oh, damn! 1877 01:51:10,519 --> 01:51:12,120 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, wait. 1878 01:51:12,187 --> 01:51:13,354 We got to find some cigars. 1879 01:51:13,438 --> 01:51:14,814 Here, here! 1880 01:51:14,898 --> 01:51:15,856 Take these. 1881 01:51:15,941 --> 01:51:17,817 My last two. 1882 01:51:17,901 --> 01:51:20,194 You are a lifesaver. 1883 01:51:20,278 --> 01:51:23,614 Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing. 1884 01:51:49,891 --> 01:51:51,475 Missile Launch. 1885 01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:53,144 Oh, crap! 1886 01:51:53,228 --> 01:51:55,396 What... what did I hit? 1887 01:51:57,858 --> 01:52:00,317 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking. 1888 01:52:15,667 --> 01:52:18,085 This is our victory dance. 1889 01:52:18,170 --> 01:52:20,254 Not until the fat lady sings. 1890 01:52:20,338 --> 01:52:22,923 Oh! Yes, okay. 1891 01:52:23,008 --> 01:52:24,425 This is important. 1892 01:52:24,509 --> 01:52:26,093 Mm. Fat lady. 1893 01:52:26,178 --> 01:52:27,386 I gotcha. 1894 01:52:28,346 --> 01:52:30,973 Open launch tunnel. 1895 01:52:48,992 --> 01:52:51,452 Shaky, huh? 1896 01:52:51,536 --> 01:52:53,496 Is it gonna do this the whole way? 1897 01:52:53,580 --> 01:52:55,206 Just make sure your seat backs and tray tables... 1898 01:52:55,290 --> 01:52:56,624 are in their upright and locked position. 1899 01:52:56,708 --> 01:52:57,958 Yeah... is it? 1900 01:53:01,671 --> 01:53:02,880 Let's rock 'n' roll. 1901 01:53:05,383 --> 01:53:06,509 Oh! 1902 01:53:09,638 --> 01:53:10,888 Oops. 1903 01:53:10,972 --> 01:53:12,139 Oops? What does that mean? 1904 01:53:12,224 --> 01:53:13,307 What do you mean... 1905 01:53:13,391 --> 01:53:15,684 Nah, I... I got it. Some jerk didn't put the... 1906 01:53:15,769 --> 01:53:17,645 I know what I mean when I say it. 1907 01:53:17,729 --> 01:53:19,271 What do you mean saying "oops," there? 1908 01:53:19,356 --> 01:53:21,816 What do you say we try that one again, huh? 1909 01:53:21,900 --> 01:53:22,900 Yes, yes. 1910 01:53:22,984 --> 01:53:24,610 Yes, without the "oops." 1911 01:53:24,694 --> 01:53:27,279 There's the... that a-way. 1912 01:53:27,364 --> 01:53:28,239 Oof! Ooh... 1913 01:53:28,323 --> 01:53:33,494 Whaa... hoo! Aah... oh! 1914 01:53:33,578 --> 01:53:35,830 I've got to get me one of these! 1915 01:53:44,881 --> 01:53:47,612 No, no, no. What was that, what was that? Don't do that. 1916 01:53:47,712 --> 01:53:49,468 Just trying to get a feel for the old girl, that's all. 1917 01:53:49,553 --> 01:53:51,303 Oh, no... no, don't. Leave her alone. 1918 01:53:51,388 --> 01:53:52,888 Look! No hands. 1919 01:53:52,973 --> 01:53:53,889 Steve! 1920 01:53:57,936 --> 01:53:59,311 You're all secured, sir. 1921 01:53:59,396 --> 01:54:01,021 Grey, do you read me? 1922 01:54:01,106 --> 01:54:02,523 Roger, Eagle One. 1923 01:54:02,607 --> 01:54:04,525 Your primary target has shifted course. 1924 01:54:04,609 --> 01:54:05,860 Which way are they headed? 1925 01:54:05,944 --> 01:54:09,321 I think our secret's out. They're headed straight for us. 1926 01:54:09,406 --> 01:54:11,907 ETA, twenty-six minutes. 1927 01:54:15,036 --> 01:54:16,954 Still with me over there? 1928 01:54:17,038 --> 01:54:19,331 What the hell was I thinking? 1929 01:54:29,926 --> 01:54:33,137 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 1930 01:54:44,566 --> 01:54:45,774 Head straight for it. 1931 01:54:51,656 --> 01:54:53,032 What the hell... 1932 01:54:53,116 --> 01:54:54,909 Don't touch them! No, no, don't! 1933 01:54:54,993 --> 01:54:56,911 I was counting on this. 1934 01:54:56,995 --> 01:54:58,913 They are bringing us in. 1935 01:54:58,997 --> 01:55:02,541 When the hell was you gonna tell me? 1936 01:55:02,626 --> 01:55:03,751 Oops. 1937 01:55:05,587 --> 01:55:08,172 We're gonna have to work on our communication. 1938 01:55:22,562 --> 01:55:23,979 We have visual. 1939 01:55:24,064 --> 01:55:26,774 Do not engage until we've confirmed... 1940 01:55:26,858 --> 01:55:28,776 the package has been delivered. 1941 01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:29,985 Roger. 1942 01:55:35,367 --> 01:55:38,535 Major, what happens if... if that thing gets here... 1943 01:55:38,620 --> 01:55:40,537 before the virus is planted? 1944 01:55:40,622 --> 01:55:43,624 Well, ma'am, this facility's buried deep within the mountain. 1945 01:55:43,708 --> 01:55:45,376 It should provide us some protection. 1946 01:55:45,460 --> 01:55:48,712 Great. What about the people outside? 1947 01:55:56,388 --> 01:55:58,722 Lieutenant Sayle, we got incoming. 1948 01:56:58,074 --> 01:56:59,533 Oh, my God. 1949 01:57:32,650 --> 01:57:34,068 Look at that. 1950 01:57:44,245 --> 01:57:47,039 There must be thousands of them, millions of them. 1951 01:57:47,123 --> 01:57:48,916 What the hell are they doing? 1952 01:57:49,000 --> 01:57:51,752 Looks like they're preparing an invasion. 1953 01:58:19,322 --> 01:58:22,282 Hey, I don't like this. This is stupid. They can see us! 1954 01:58:22,367 --> 01:58:24,409 Oh, no, no, no. This thing comes fully loaded. 1955 01:58:24,494 --> 01:58:27,412 AM-FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... 1956 01:58:27,497 --> 01:58:29,540 power windows. 1957 01:58:43,930 --> 01:58:45,305 Come on, babe. 1958 01:58:45,390 --> 01:58:46,890 Come on, baby. 1959 01:58:48,893 --> 01:58:50,144 We're in. 1960 01:58:50,228 --> 01:58:51,436 Oh. 1961 01:58:56,067 --> 01:58:58,527 Oh, do it. Do it. 1962 01:58:58,611 --> 01:58:59,945 Do it. 1963 01:59:00,029 --> 01:59:01,989 Sir, he's uploading the virus. 1964 01:59:02,073 --> 01:59:04,741 Eagle One, the package is being delivered. 1965 01:59:04,826 --> 01:59:06,994 Stand by to engage. 1966 01:59:08,329 --> 01:59:11,123 Roger. Eagle 1. Check left. 1967 01:59:14,752 --> 01:59:15,669 Hey, listen up. 1968 01:59:15,753 --> 01:59:17,212 We have an emergency situation. 1969 01:59:17,297 --> 01:59:19,423 We need everyone to grab everything they can. 1970 01:59:19,507 --> 01:59:20,883 Only what you can carry. 1971 01:59:20,967 --> 01:59:23,260 We need to get you inside, immediately. 1972 01:59:26,848 --> 01:59:27,973 The virus is in. 1973 01:59:33,938 --> 01:59:36,732 All we can do now is... pray. 1974 01:59:37,901 --> 01:59:39,193 Delivery complete. Engage. 1975 01:59:39,277 --> 01:59:41,570 Delivery complete. It's a go, it's a go. 1976 01:59:41,654 --> 01:59:44,031 Eagle 1, Fox 3. 1977 01:59:48,119 --> 01:59:49,703 Gentlemen, this is it. 1978 01:59:52,165 --> 01:59:54,958 Come on, come on, come on. 1979 02:00:01,799 --> 02:00:03,467 God... 1980 02:00:07,972 --> 02:00:09,848 Virus ineffective. Disengage. 1981 02:00:09,933 --> 02:00:11,892 Get your people out of there. 1982 02:00:11,976 --> 02:00:15,062 Disengage. Rear flank, follow suit. 1983 02:00:15,146 --> 02:00:16,647 Hold on, Command. 1984 02:00:18,066 --> 02:00:19,983 I want another shot at it. 1985 02:00:20,068 --> 02:00:21,629 Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage. 1986 02:00:21,653 --> 02:00:24,238 Eagle 1... 1987 02:00:24,322 --> 02:00:25,322 Fox 3! 1988 02:00:38,586 --> 02:00:40,087 Direct hit! 1989 02:00:40,171 --> 02:00:42,047 Squadron leaders, fire at will, fire at will... 1990 02:00:42,131 --> 02:00:43,590 fire at will! 1991 02:00:43,675 --> 02:00:46,843 We're going in! Squadron leaders, take point. 1992 02:00:48,054 --> 02:00:49,930 Eagle 6, at 7. Eagle 5, at 3. 1993 02:00:50,014 --> 02:00:51,056 Eagle 1... 1994 02:00:51,140 --> 02:00:52,057 Fox 2! 1995 02:00:52,141 --> 02:00:53,558 Eagle 20, Fox 2! 1996 02:01:02,568 --> 02:01:05,487 Evasive maneuvers! Squadron leaders, evasive maneuvers! 1997 02:01:06,531 --> 02:01:08,031 Prepare to engage! 1998 02:01:13,037 --> 02:01:16,415 All right, Mr. President, here we go! 1999 02:01:16,499 --> 02:01:18,542 All right, baby, I've got you. 2000 02:01:20,586 --> 02:01:22,212 Payback's a bitch, ain't it? 2001 02:01:24,841 --> 02:01:27,050 Okay, job's done. Let's go home. 2002 02:01:27,135 --> 02:01:29,052 Gladly. 2003 02:01:33,016 --> 02:01:33,974 What's up? 2004 02:01:34,058 --> 02:01:35,809 We're stuck. 2005 02:01:35,893 --> 02:01:36,685 What? 2006 02:01:36,769 --> 02:01:38,103 It's not responding. It's stuck. 2007 02:01:38,187 --> 02:01:39,479 Then try again. 2008 02:01:54,287 --> 02:01:56,538 Come on, come on! 2009 02:02:28,946 --> 02:02:30,530 Steve, Steve? 2010 02:02:36,204 --> 02:02:37,704 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 2011 02:02:37,789 --> 02:02:40,040 It's not me. They're overriding the system. 2012 02:02:40,124 --> 02:02:41,416 Oh... shit! 2013 02:02:41,501 --> 02:02:42,292 Um... 2014 02:02:42,377 --> 02:02:43,585 hide. 2015 02:02:49,675 --> 02:02:51,093 Everybody hold someone's hand. 2016 02:02:51,177 --> 02:02:52,219 Hold hands! 2017 02:02:53,262 --> 02:02:54,262 Come on in. 2018 02:02:57,975 --> 02:02:59,393 I'm not Jewish. 2019 02:02:59,477 --> 02:03:01,686 Nobody's perfect. 2020 02:03:03,439 --> 02:03:05,690 Are you scared? 2021 02:03:07,026 --> 02:03:07,818 Me too. 2022 02:03:09,654 --> 02:03:11,029 Eagle 7, Fox 2. 2023 02:03:11,114 --> 02:03:12,781 Eagle 3, Fox 2. 2024 02:03:19,664 --> 02:03:21,415 They're running out of missiles, sir. 2025 02:03:21,499 --> 02:03:23,333 We're just not causing enough damage. 2026 02:03:23,418 --> 02:03:25,001 It's settling directly over us. 2027 02:03:34,220 --> 02:03:36,680 They're preparing to fire their primary weapon! 2028 02:03:36,764 --> 02:03:40,642 Then let's take it out, before it takes us out. 2029 02:03:44,730 --> 02:03:46,690 Targeted, 12 o'clock. 2030 02:03:48,693 --> 02:03:50,193 My God, they're everywhere. 2031 02:03:51,529 --> 02:03:53,280 Bandits on our tail! They're locked on! 2032 02:03:53,364 --> 02:03:54,156 I see 'em! 2033 02:03:57,577 --> 02:03:59,828 All right, squadron leaders, I want weapons check. 2034 02:04:01,330 --> 02:04:04,124 You're outta time! You've gotta disable it, now! 2035 02:04:07,503 --> 02:04:10,505 I'm in range. Locking on. 2036 02:04:10,590 --> 02:04:13,216 I've got tone. Eagle 1, Fox 2! 2037 02:04:22,894 --> 02:04:24,519 That is a negative impact. 2038 02:04:24,604 --> 02:04:26,771 That is an "N.I." Negative impact. 2039 02:04:26,856 --> 02:04:29,816 I'm out of missiles. Eagle 2! 2040 02:04:29,901 --> 02:04:30,901 I'm on it. 2041 02:04:33,279 --> 02:04:35,572 Oh! Oh! Jesus! 2042 02:04:37,992 --> 02:04:39,367 Sir, all missiles have been fired. 2043 02:04:39,452 --> 02:04:41,536 You're out of time! Get your ass out of there! 2044 02:04:41,621 --> 02:04:42,704 We're not done, yet! 2045 02:04:42,788 --> 02:04:44,164 Get as far away as you can! 2046 02:04:44,248 --> 02:04:46,249 Doesn't anyone have any missiles left? 2047 02:04:46,334 --> 02:04:48,502 Sorry I'm late, Mr. President! 2048 02:04:52,256 --> 02:04:53,632 Kinda got hung up, back there. 2049 02:04:53,716 --> 02:04:55,550 Pilot, you armed? 2050 02:04:55,635 --> 02:04:57,052 Armed and ready, sir. 2051 02:04:57,136 --> 02:04:58,720 I am packin'. 2052 02:05:00,139 --> 02:05:00,931 Who is that guy? 2053 02:05:01,015 --> 02:05:02,849 Put him on speaker. 2054 02:05:02,934 --> 02:05:03,934 Pilot, identify yourself. 2055 02:05:03,935 --> 02:05:06,436 It's me. Russell Casse, sir. 2056 02:05:06,521 --> 02:05:09,272 I told you I wouldn't let you down. 2057 02:05:09,357 --> 02:05:12,567 Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds, will ya? 2058 02:05:12,652 --> 02:05:15,028 Okay. Echo-9, Echo-7. 2059 02:05:15,112 --> 02:05:16,072 Take flanking positions. 2060 02:05:16,113 --> 02:05:17,781 I want you to look after this guy, okay? 2061 02:05:17,865 --> 02:05:21,368 All right, boys, let's give Mr. Casse some cover. 2062 02:05:21,452 --> 02:05:25,413 Gentlemen... let's plow the road! 2063 02:05:32,630 --> 02:05:34,589 We'll draw 'em off, and it'll be all yours! 2064 02:05:34,674 --> 02:05:37,842 Whoa-hoo! Look out! Comin' through! 2065 02:05:39,512 --> 02:05:40,804 I've got tone. 2066 02:05:43,099 --> 02:05:47,196 Eagle 20. Fox 2! 2067 02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:55,694 Eagle 20. Fox 2! 2068 02:05:58,281 --> 02:05:59,239 It's jammed! 2069 02:05:59,323 --> 02:06:02,075 It won't fire. 2070 02:06:05,204 --> 02:06:06,663 Damn it! 2071 02:06:17,383 --> 02:06:18,967 Do me a favor. 2072 02:06:21,262 --> 02:06:23,430 Tell my children... 2073 02:06:23,514 --> 02:06:26,182 I love them very much. 2074 02:06:28,185 --> 02:06:30,520 All right, you alien assholes! 2075 02:06:30,605 --> 02:06:34,190 In the words of my generation... 2076 02:06:34,275 --> 02:06:38,278 up yours! 2077 02:06:38,462 --> 02:06:40,030 Dad! What's he doing? 2078 02:06:40,114 --> 02:06:41,531 Come on, baby! 2079 02:06:41,616 --> 02:06:43,408 Come on, baby, come on! 2080 02:06:46,829 --> 02:06:48,288 Good luck, buddy. 2081 02:06:56,839 --> 02:06:59,007 Hello, boys! 2082 02:06:59,091 --> 02:07:03,428 I'm back! 2083 02:07:21,947 --> 02:07:23,490 He did it! 2084 02:07:23,574 --> 02:07:26,076 The son of a bitch did it! 2085 02:07:28,996 --> 02:07:30,163 All right! 2086 02:07:52,937 --> 02:07:56,564 What your father did was very brave. 2087 02:07:56,649 --> 02:07:58,525 You should be proud of him. 2088 02:07:58,609 --> 02:08:00,235 I am. 2089 02:08:18,462 --> 02:08:21,047 Now we know how to take them out, General. 2090 02:08:21,132 --> 02:08:22,632 Spread the word. 2091 02:08:25,261 --> 02:08:28,972 Get on the wire to every squadron around the world. 2092 02:08:29,056 --> 02:08:33,059 Tell 'em how to bring those sons-of-bitches down. 2093 02:08:46,115 --> 02:08:47,699 What do you think? 2094 02:08:49,660 --> 02:08:51,161 Checkmate. 2095 02:09:15,895 --> 02:09:17,312 Wow, it's funny... 2096 02:09:17,396 --> 02:09:20,064 I always thought, that things like these would kill me. 2097 02:09:24,028 --> 02:09:25,028 Thank you. 2098 02:09:34,205 --> 02:09:36,206 It's been a pleasure. 2099 02:09:36,290 --> 02:09:38,041 Steve, you too. 2100 02:09:42,296 --> 02:09:45,215 Only one thing left to do. 2101 02:09:49,845 --> 02:09:51,596 Ready? 2102 02:09:51,680 --> 02:09:53,348 Yes, sir. 2103 02:09:59,772 --> 02:10:01,632 Hey! All right! 2104 02:10:01,732 --> 02:10:03,239 Hey, hey! Look at us! 2105 02:10:03,427 --> 02:10:04,751 Take a look at the Earthlings. 2106 02:10:04,851 --> 02:10:06,444 Good-bye! 2107 02:10:06,529 --> 02:10:07,396 Y'all take care, all right? 2108 02:10:07,431 --> 02:10:08,746 Nothin' but love for ya. Bye! 2109 02:10:08,846 --> 02:10:09,821 Nothin' but love for ya. 2110 02:10:11,466 --> 02:10:12,404 Do you think they have any clue... 2111 02:10:12,504 --> 02:10:13,370 what's about to happen to 'em? 2112 02:10:13,470 --> 02:10:16,879 Oh, not a chance in hell. Good night. 2113 02:10:23,504 --> 02:10:24,504 Peace! 2114 02:10:31,512 --> 02:10:32,762 Ohh! 2115 02:10:38,185 --> 02:10:39,352 We're loose. 2116 02:10:39,436 --> 02:10:41,037 Can you get us out of here in thirty seconds? 2117 02:10:41,105 --> 02:10:42,397 I ain't heard no fat lady! 2118 02:10:42,481 --> 02:10:44,399 Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady. 2119 02:10:44,483 --> 02:10:45,567 Drive us outta here. 2120 02:10:52,658 --> 02:10:54,534 Ohh! They're chasing us. 2121 02:10:54,618 --> 02:10:55,618 Oh, really? You think? 2122 02:11:04,044 --> 02:11:05,211 Oh, that was a hit. I took a hit. 2123 02:11:05,296 --> 02:11:07,797 We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving. 2124 02:11:11,635 --> 02:11:14,053 Left, left. Tunnel, tunnel. Exit, exit, left! 2125 02:11:14,138 --> 02:11:15,388 Where the hell do you think I'm going? 2126 02:11:15,472 --> 02:11:16,973 Okay, we're... we're... we're, uh... 2127 02:11:35,784 --> 02:11:37,368 Uh-oh, they're closing up on us. Is that closing? 2128 02:11:37,453 --> 02:11:38,578 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 2129 02:11:38,662 --> 02:11:40,872 Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster. 2130 02:11:40,956 --> 02:11:44,083 Go, go, go, go, go! 2131 02:11:54,637 --> 02:11:56,804 Elvis has left the building! 2132 02:11:56,889 --> 02:11:58,348 Thank you very much. 2133 02:11:58,432 --> 02:12:01,184 Ohh! I love you, man. 2134 02:13:31,525 --> 02:13:33,776 They're going down all over the world, Tom. 2135 02:13:33,861 --> 02:13:35,069 We got 'em beat. 2136 02:13:35,154 --> 02:13:37,405 How about our two delivery boys? 2137 02:13:37,489 --> 02:13:38,948 Any word from them? 2138 02:13:41,535 --> 02:13:46,372 We lost contact with Captain Hiller and Levinson... 2139 02:13:46,457 --> 02:13:47,957 nearly twenty minutes ago. 2140 02:13:50,627 --> 02:13:51,419 Hold it! 2141 02:13:51,503 --> 02:13:52,587 Hold on, sir. 2142 02:13:52,671 --> 02:13:54,464 I've got something on radar. 2143 02:14:42,262 --> 02:14:43,930 Sorry, sir. 2144 02:14:44,014 --> 02:14:45,056 Good job. 2145 02:14:45,140 --> 02:14:46,265 Thank you. 2146 02:14:46,350 --> 02:14:47,266 Well done, Captain. 2147 02:14:47,351 --> 02:14:48,684 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 2148 02:14:56,527 --> 02:14:57,485 David... 2149 02:15:00,197 --> 02:15:01,531 not bad. 2150 02:15:04,576 --> 02:15:06,577 Thank you, Mr. President. 2151 02:15:07,621 --> 02:15:10,248 Not too bad at all. 2152 02:15:11,542 --> 02:15:13,459 Oh, so this is healthy? 2153 02:15:13,544 --> 02:15:16,087 Oh? I could get used to it. 2154 02:15:34,022 --> 02:15:35,982 Happy 4th of July, Daddy. 2155 02:15:36,066 --> 02:15:38,442 Same to you, Munchkin. 2156 02:15:39,945 --> 02:15:42,738 Didn't I promise you fireworks? 2157 02:15:42,823 --> 02:15:44,448 Yeah. 274242

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