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'Dear Gwen,
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'I had an amazing
dream last night.
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'We were having
a picnic by a waterfall.
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'You made us ham
and pickle sandwiches
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'and I told you they
tasted better than Pret,
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'which you thought was funny
even though I wasn't joking.
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'You said I looked handsome and
I sang you a song with my guitar,
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'which was weird because I didn't
remember bringing a guitar,
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'but that's dreams for you.
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'Then we made love
in loads of positions
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'but mostly doggie style cos
I know that's your favourite.
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'I woke up after that.
Now all I remember is the pain.
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'I miss you, Gwen.
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'I can't go on without you
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'And that's why...
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'I've decided to kill myself.
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'Love, Andy.'
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HE TUNES RADIO
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MUSIC: "Cheeky Song"
by The Cheeky Girls
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DRAMATIC OPERA MUSIC
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MOBILE RINGS
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PHONE RINGS
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ANSWER MACHINE: Hi, this is Andy,
leave a message after the...
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HE BELCHES
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Andy? Are you there? Pick up.
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If you're listening to this
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and not answering,
I disown you as my brother.
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That's it. I'm hanging up
in ten, nine,
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eight, seven, six, five,
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four, three and a half,
three, two, one...
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This better be good. Shit!
Thank God you're there.
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What took you so long? Nothing.
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Just watching porn. OK, TMI.
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Right, can you pick Roly
up from school for me? Who?
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Errol? Your nephew.
Oh, right, Errol.
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Uh, yeah... No! Shit, Andy. When
have I ever asked you for anything?
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Exactly, so why start now?
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THEY HUSH EACH OTHER
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Because I've called every
responsible person I know
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and they're all busy.
Come on, please, I'm begging you.
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I'm actually going to hang up now.
Andy, wait! Wait!
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Wait, please. Please.
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Listen, I've just got out of class
and there's no way I can pick him up
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and get him to football on time.
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So he misses football. Big deal!
Yes, it's a huge deal, actually!
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He misses football and his
dickhead dad finds out,
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it could ruin the custody case.
Oh, come on.
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Have you really got
anything better going on?
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ELECTRICAL FIZZING
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MUSIC: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
by Blue Oyster Cult
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BELL RINGS
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Hey.
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Hey, little fucker.
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Hi, there. Can I help?
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Uh, hello, Miss.
I'm here to pick up Errol.
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I'm his uncle.
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Really? I've not seen you before.
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You could just be some weirdo
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looking to steal young
boys, for all I know.
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Sorry, I'm joking.
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Your sister called
to say you'd be coming.
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I couldn't resist.
Roly, your uncle's here for you!
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I didn't know Roly had an uncle.
Are you two close?
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Yeah, yeah. We're like best mates.
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I'm like a second dad to him.
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Take him out for pizza
all the time...
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I thought he was allergic to wheat.
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He is, but I know a little place
that is wheat-free all the way.
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Right. He reminds me
a lot of myself at that age.
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I mean, not as good looking,
obviously. Obviously.
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Takes his time packing, doesn't he?
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THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY
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So, what do you do? I'm a musician.
Oh, musical family.
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Roly's quite the piano player,
isn't he?
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Is he? I mean, yes, he is..
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I mean, I taught him everything
I know, so he should be.
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So, what do you do?
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I'm a teacher. Oh, yes, of course.
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Just checking!
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Hey, mate. Up top!
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That is classic Roly.
He is always missing the high five.
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My name's Andy, by the way. Melodie.
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Melodie? That's got
a nice ring to it.
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Bye...Bye, then.
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Come on, I haven't got all day.
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IN HIGH, GRATING VOICE:
"Hi, Uncle Andy.
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"Thanks for picking me up.
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"I'm sure you've got lots
of more important things
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"to be getting on with."
Why couldn't Mum pick me up?
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Because she's dead. I've come
to take you to identify the body.
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That's not funny.
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Well, I'm only a chauffeur,
I'm not a bloody comedian.
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Come on!
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Do you mind?
I'm allergic to cigarettes.
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Since when? Since my whole life.
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So, Roly... Don't call me that.
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Fine, Errol. Are you
any good at football?
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You don't have to do this.
Do what? Make small talk.
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We could just not talk. Fine.
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That's absolutely fine by me.
We'll just sit in silence.
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That's great.
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We'll just sit here in silence,
not talking.
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OK, what are you doing?
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I'm counting how long it'll take you
to start talking again.
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Yeah, great. OK, brilliant.
We don't need to do small talk.
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Let's jump straight
into the big stuff.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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No. You have to be in love
to have a girlfriend.
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Let me tell you about love.
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When you're in love, it feels
like you're walking on water,
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and then you realise,
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"Oh, hang on, I'm not
walking on water,
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"I'm actually drowning."
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Then a shark bites off your foot
and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!"
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Then another shark comes along
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and it goes straight
for your cock and balls!
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And you're going "Save me!
Somebody, save me!"
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Then a seagull plucks you out
of the water and you think,
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"I'm saved! I'm saved!"
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and then he drops you
on to the jagged rocks
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and you explode like
a rotten watermelon
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and there's blood and guts
and broken bones everywhere
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and you think "Well, at least
it couldn't get any worse."
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And then that is when the hyenas
come along and eat you up
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and you know what you end up
being then, Errol?
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Do you know what you end
up being then?
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Just a steaming pile of hyena shit.
That's love.
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You want to lighten up, mate.
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Get some of that down you.
No, thanks.
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As your uncle, I command you.
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Uncle(!) What's so funny about that?
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When's my birthday?
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June... J-Ju...
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March 2nd.
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Fine! I'm no good
with dates and details
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but I'm good at the big stuff.
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What's my middle name?
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Come on. This one's easy.
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Is it Errol?
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You think my name's Errol Errol?
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All right, fine.
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You think that I have shown
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a distinct lack of interest
in your life up till now
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and you'll be right.
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I find you incredibly
tedious and dull.
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But what have you ever done
that's interesting?
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That's the problem with kids today -
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they think everything
they do is interesting.
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"Oh, look at me
with my cool allergies
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"and my-my...wheelie backpack."
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What's interesting about that?
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Nothing! I'm a musician.
That's interesting.
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My dad says "musician" is just
another word for "unemployed."
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Your dad's hardly an altar boy.
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Do you even know
how your parents met?
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They met through their dealer.
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His name was "Eclypse",
if memory serves me correctly.
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What do you mean by "dealer?"
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You know, drug dealer.
Like a pharmacist?
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Yeah, like a pharmacist. Like a
pharmacist who borrows your DVDs.
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MOBILE RINGS
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You can't answer while driving,
it's illegal.
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Hello?
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Hey, how are my two favourite boys?
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Yeah, we're getting on
like a fucking house on fire.
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Oh, that's great. Listen -
little change of plan.
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I thought I'd be done by now
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but I have a meeting
with my professor.
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So, um, do you mind bringing
Roly home after the game?
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TYRES SCREECH
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Shit! I know, I'm really sorry.
I'll make it up to you, I swear.
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Yeah, that's absolutely great.
Yes. Um, bye. Thank you.
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Fucking hell!
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Get out the car. Hi.
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That-that wasn't my fault...
Get out of the car now.
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It was his fault.
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What?! No, it wasn't!
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Yeah. He covered my eyes while
I was driving. I couldn't see.
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Kids, eh? Are you a family man?
Get out
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or I'll pull you out.
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OK, well...
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You take a couple of steps back
and then I can get out the car
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and we can discuss this
like a couple of civilised...
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Oi! Fuck off, you fuck-faced fuck!
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Stop that car!
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Fucking wanker!
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I'm telling mum about this.
She's going to kill you.
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Yeah, not if I beat her to it.
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Come on! Someone get on him!
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That's it, take him! Take him!
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Nice dive, Tom Daley!
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Boo! Save it for the Oscars!
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Suck it up, you pussy!
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Oh, look, it's Wayne Puny!
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I've seen better ball handling
from a priest!
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Yellow card for time wasting!
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Red card for being shit!
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We're not being too harsh, are we?
Nah, it's character building.
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Which one's yours, then?
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Uh...that one.
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That's my little girl, Tiffany.
Isn't she something?
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Yeah, she's certainly something.
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Can I have some water, please?
I'm really parched.
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What's this?
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"Ask a stranger for water day?"
Get your own water!
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I feel sorry for his parents.
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Do you fancy a smoke?
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Oh, no, my wife made me
give up the ol' cigarettes.
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No. I mean like a "smoke".
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WHISTLE BLOWS
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This is exactly what I needed.
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Happy to help.
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Do you know what we are?
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What? We're the cool dads.
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Yeah, that's what we are.
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It's Bruce, by the way.
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Andy. So, what do you do, Andy?
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I'm a musician.
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What? No way! Rock 'n' roll, man.
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Have I heard anything of yours?
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You know the CottonCare
toilet paper adverts?
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Yeah! With the giant stuffed bears
having that pillow fight?
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Yeah, I wrote the jingle for that.
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That's cool. Yeah, it is.
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What do you do?
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I have the greatest
job in the world.
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You're a porn star?
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All right, second greatest job.
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I'm a stay-at-home dad.
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So, Tiffany,
she's yours then, is she? Yep.
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That big blonde Viking girl
over there is yours? Yep.
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How does that work, then?
I'm her step-dad.
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But do you know why they
call it a step-dad? No, why?
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Cos I'd step in front
of a bus for that girl.
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I don't think I'd step in front
of a slow-moving bike for anyone.
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Oh, wheelie backpack, nice.
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I've been thinking of
getting Tiff one of these.
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PHONE RINGS
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It's Gwen!
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Hello? Gwen?
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Gwen? Hello?
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What the fuck? Hello, Gwen?
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Uh... I've got to go.
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Come on! Let's go.
But the game's not over.
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Fine. I'll give you 20 quid.
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Ah! My leg! It's broken.
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It's broken! I think it's my fibula!
248
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,200
Oh, no! Not your fibula!
249
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,070
Weak fibulas run in our family.
250
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,710
I better take you to a hospital.
251
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,790
Make way!
252
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,960
He's deceptively heavy!
253
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,000
Get in!
254
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,350
Where are we? I thought you
were taking me home. Wait here.
255
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,950
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Take me home or I'm telling Mum.
256
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,270
Fine. Tell her what you like.
257
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,550
CRYING: "Mummy!
258
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:57,070
"Uncle Andy touched
my special equipment."
259
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,280
Special equipment?
260
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,750
You twisted little...
Fine, if you tell her that
261
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,600
then I am going to show her this!
262
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,790
That's not mine.
Yeah? It was in your bag.
263
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,440
I was keeping it for a friend.
Give it back. No!
264
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,470
Well, you can tell your friend
the lady parts don't go on the front
265
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,590
like a coin slot,
266
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,830
but asides from that,
ten out of ten for accuracy.
267
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,070
Now, you wait here
like a good little boy
268
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,390
and I will give you that back.
269
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,400
I hate you.
And I hate you too, munchkin.
270
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,590
Here you go.
Brush up on your anatomy.
271
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,040
Happy birthday, mate.
272
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,630
Where do you think you're going?
273
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,910
Please let me in. My dad's in there.
274
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,600
Sorry, son. No kids allowed.
275
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,390
Andy, what are you doing here?!
What am I doing here?
276
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,790
You're the one who phoned me.
277
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,430
That was a mistake.
I was trying to delete your number.
278
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,310
I call it a sign. Yeah, a stop sign.
279
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,270
We had a fun few months
but it is over.
280
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,070
Is this because of the sex tape?
281
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,350
Look, I messed up but you
understand, I was hammered.
282
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,190
Me and the boys were
playing truth or dare.
283
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,310
They dared me to put it online.
They dared me!
284
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,430
How did they even
know about the tape?
285
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,030
Well, that was the truth question.
286
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,710
It's not like you could
see your face
287
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,280
and it was hardly a flattering
angle for me either, so...
288
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,110
God, I've missed you.
We're not back together, Andy.
289
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,110
But we were great together. Were we?
290
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,310
I mean, OK, the sex was...
291
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,230
surprisingly good but I thought
there'd be more to you.
292
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,550
Some secret layer of maturity
hidden under all...that.
293
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,550
I'm mature.
I watch the Culture Show.
294
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,510
Come on, Gwen.
295
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:01,760
I love you.
296
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,310
You need to leave before
my dad sees you here.
297
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,950
I'm not going anywhere
until you take me back.
298
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,310
HE GRUNTS
299
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,750
Come on, Gwen.
Just give me one more chance.
300
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,550
No. Look at you.
301
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,190
You're just too irresponsible.
302
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:21,670
Daddy! Sorry. I had to let him in.
That boy can cry.
303
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,830
Give me back my drawing.
304
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,910
Andy, is this your...son?
305
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,350
Y-yes, that's who he is.
306
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,630
He's my son.
307
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,270
What's your name, darling?
Romeo. His name's Romeo.
308
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,950
Isn't it? Romeo?
309
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,270
Do you mind if me and Romeo
just go over here
310
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,280
and have a little chat?
Is that..? Yep, good.
311
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,470
OK, I'm going to give you
your drawing back,
312
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,910
but you've got to promise me you're
going to keep this "daddy" thing
313
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,790
going for a little bit longer. Deal?
314
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,750
Deal. What is Meatloaf Junior
doing in my club?
315
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,310
It's OK, Dad.
Everything's under control.
316
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,030
Hello, Mr Pearson.
You're looking lovely today as ever.
317
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,150
She's too good for you,
do you hear me?
318
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,110
Please, not in front of my boy.
Dad! Let him go.
319
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,390
You hurt my little girl and I will
cut your dick off with a spoon.
320
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,110
Do you understand? Yes, I-I-I do.
321
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,440
Dick. Spoon.
322
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,870
You OK? Yep. Thank you.
323
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,550
Well, then...
324
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,950
I think he's, uh,
325
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,160
starting to like me.
326
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,710
I don't understand. I've been
to your flat loads of times.
327
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,150
Where have you been hiding him?
328
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,750
Well, every time
that you'd come over
329
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,390
I'd send him off
to my sister's place.
330
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,590
Seemed like the
responsible thing to do.
331
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,110
But why didn't you just tell me?
332
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,870
Who wants to go out
with a single dad?
333
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,510
All that responsibility.
Cooking him meals,
334
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,150
taking him to football practice
335
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,430
and helping him with his homework,
336
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,390
looking for monsters under his bed.
337
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,230
It just seems like so much...
338
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,630
Responsibility? Responsibility,
yeah.
339
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,630
What happened to his mum?
She died in childbirth.
340
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,230
Shit. Yep, his head was too big.
341
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,110
Ripped her apart like wet paper.
342
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,630
I had to stay strong for him,
though. Didn't I, little guy?
343
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,750
This explains so much.
344
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,430
I thought there was something weird,
345
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,510
like you had half a
personality or something,
346
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,550
but I know now.
You were hiding this huge thing.
347
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,190
You thought I had half a
personality?
348
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,270
You must be bored listening
to us adults talk.
349
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,710
Do you want to go in the office
and watch some cartoons?
350
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,470
He'd love that, wouldn't you, Romeo?
351
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,430
No, I hate cartoons.
They give me a headache.
352
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,470
He's kidding. We watch South Park
together all the time.
353
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,070
Isn't he a bit young for that?
354
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,710
That's right. We watch it on mute.
I want more ice cream.
355
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,200
Why don't you finish what
you've got there, champ?
356
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,760
WHISPERING: Get me another
scoop or I'll spill the beans...
357
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,630
..Dad. You two are so cute together.
358
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,750
MOBILE RINGS
359
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,040
I've got to take this.
360
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,030
Yes, what is it?
361
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,710
Where are you?
362
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,710
Um, I am stuck in traffic right now.
363
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,630
It looks like there's
been an accident.
364
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,630
I'm probably going to
be at least another hour.
365
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,830
Shit! You're joking.
You have to be home by six.
366
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,270
Roly's Dad is calling.
Just tell him to call back later.
367
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,310
If Roly misses his dad,
it'll break his routine.
368
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,670
Have you ever seen a 12-year-old
have an OCD meltdown?
369
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,040
It's not pretty, Andy.
370
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,120
Andy?! Fine, I'll get him
back on time. Thank you.
371
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,240
Who was that?
372
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,470
Just some mum trying
to organise a play date.
373
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,390
Mums, eh?
374
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,190
Oh, is that the time?
I better be going.
375
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,590
You know, listening to you
talk about being a dad...
376
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,150
It's actually pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd better go.
377
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,990
Wait, what? Yeah.
378
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,480
Tell me about it.
379
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,040
Well...
380
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,870
..he's the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
381
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,350
Does he make you want
to be a better man?
382
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,760
Yes, he does. He makes me
want to be Prime Minister.
383
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,150
Or, at the very least,
the Mayor of London.
384
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,310
You've had to sacrifice
a lot for him, haven't you?
385
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,920
So, so much. But it's all worth it.
386
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,750
You know why?
387
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,350
Tell me.
388
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,670
Cos no matter what I do
with the rest of my life,
389
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,160
he is my greatest achievement.
390
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,270
How's the ice cream?
391
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,510
It's OK.
392
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,670
I prefer soy ice cream, though.
393
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,510
It's funny, you don't
look like your dad.
394
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,190
That's because the
ugly gene is recessive.
395
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,990
I think we're going to get on.
396
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,430
Why do you dress like that?
This is how I feel comfortable.
397
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,630
Don't you feel comfortable
in what you're wearing?
398
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,390
No, this school uniform
gives me a rash,
399
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,870
but I know what you mean, though.
400
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,550
I have this pair of pyjamas that
I like so much, I had my mum buy
seven pairs of them,
401
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,430
one for every day of the week.
402
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,550
Uh, I mean my dead mum.
403
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,910
How did your parents meet?
404
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,830
Their pharmacist introduced them.
405
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,070
His name was Eclypse.
406
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,670
Are you married? No.
407
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,630
I used to be.
To Gwen's mum? Mmm-hmm.
408
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,990
Did she divorce you
because you dress like a lady?
409
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,630
You ask a lot of questions.
You skip a lot of questions.
410
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,670
You ready to go, kiddo?
In a bit of a hurry.
411
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,710
Where've you two been?
412
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,710
Just went outside for a smoke.
413
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,150
I love smoking.
414
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,320
Your fly's undone.
415
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,880
Can I have a word?
416
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,710
It's not what you think.
My flies are always coming undone
417
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,440
and I just think it's a
manufacturing problem... Shut up.
418
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,470
I know we've had our differences
419
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,150
but I also know how hard it
is being a single dad.
420
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,830
And I have to respect you
421
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,390
for the job you've done
on your little kid.
422
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,590
He's a good boy.
423
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,240
Maybe you're not the useless
prick I thought you were.
424
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,840
Thank you. Hmm.
425
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,230
But you still hurt my little girl
and I will rip your...
426
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,040
Dickspoon. yeah, I got you.
All right.
427
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,830
We have to go. Do you really?
We were having such a nice time.
428
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,430
Yeah, I know, but I've got
to get this one to a piano lesson.
429
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,830
Haven't I, Maestro?
430
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,030
Don't touch me.
431
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,510
Boundary issues.
When can I see you again?
432
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,110
Well, that depends.
433
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,150
How committed are you to changing?
434
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,550
I'll show you how committed I am.
435
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,960
Gwen...
436
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,280
..marry me.
437
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,150
I'm not his son!
438
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,950
He paid me to say I was.
Don't listen to him.
439
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,550
And my name's not Romeo,
it's Errol!
440
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,150
What sort of a stupid name is Errol?
441
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,710
He's just angry his mum couldn't
pick him up from school.
442
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,470
You told me his mum was dead?
She is.
443
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,870
That's part of the problem.
444
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,240
DAAAAAD!
445
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,390
♪ Gwen
446
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,910
♪ Do you remember when
447
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,870
♪ We were more than friends?
448
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,800
♪ Do you remember when..?
449
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,190
♪ Every time that you'd get cold
450
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,830
♪ I'd put my coat
around your shoulder
451
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,310
♪ I'd pick you flowers
in a bunch
452
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,030
♪ And buy you tampons every month
453
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,750
♪ I rubbed your shoulders
when they hurt
454
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,350
♪ I helped you finish your dessert
455
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,990
♪ I flushed that spider
down the bath
456
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,590
♪ I punched my dick
to make you laugh
457
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,230
♪ I'd compliment you on your dress
458
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,030
♪ I'd shut your mouth
when you got stressed
459
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,590
♪ I'd buy you drinks
and get you drunk
460
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,270
♪ I'd even clean up my own mess
461
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,870
♪ Gwen!
462
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,240
♪ Do you remember when
463
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,230
♪ I was your best boyfriend?
464
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,630
♪ Oh, take me back again
465
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,750
♪ Oh, Gwen
466
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,270
♪ Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen
467
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,830
♪ I took you on the Ferris wheel
468
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,270
♪ I let you pay for half the meal
469
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,990
♪ When you were looking very hard
470
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,550
♪ I helped you find your credit card
471
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,350
♪ I fixed your teapot that I broke
472
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,030
♪ I tried to listen when you spoke
473
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,630
♪ I said that I was in the wrong
474
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,390
♪ And then I wrote
this fucking song
475
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,350
♪ Gwen!
476
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,630
♪ I think I got the bends
477
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,790
♪ Have there been other men?
478
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,750
♪ Do you remember when..?
479
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,390
♪ Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen
480
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,470
♪ Gwen!
481
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,630
♪ It doesn't have to end
482
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,070
♪ It's something we can mend
483
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,750
♪ Do you remember when..?
484
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,320
♪ Oh, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen,
Gwen, Gwen ♪
485
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,110
Can you take me home now?
486
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,230
Make your own way home. Hey!
487
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,680
You can't just leave me!
488
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,630
Do you know what you've just done?
489
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,910
You just ruined my last
chance at happiness.
490
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,950
But you lied to her.
491
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,750
IN GRATING VOICE:
"But you lied to her."
492
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,950
So what?! Everyone lies.
493
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,030
All the time. You lied.
494
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,550
You lied about your leg,
you lied about the drawing.
495
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,670
Do you want the truth?
496
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,510
The truth is no-one's
got any time for you.
497
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,270
Not your mum, not your dad
and especially not me.
498
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,790
Why should I go out of my way
to keep the Little Prince happy?
499
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,030
You'll never be happy.
500
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,190
Do you know why? Because
it's all about yourself.
501
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,680
It's all "me-me-me-me".
502
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,520
Shit. Roly!
503
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,600
HORN HONKS
504
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,070
Here they are!
My two travellers, home at las...
505
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,670
Oh, shit! What happened
to your face?
506
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,240
Nothing. I just...
507
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,270
..ran into a goal post.
508
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,240
Well, come in.
Let me get you some ice.
509
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,670
So, did you two have a good time?
510
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,760
Look, Sam...
511
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,070
..before you hear it from Errol,
512
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,470
you should probably hear it
from me first...
513
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,870
We had the best time ever!
514
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,910
Uncle Andy even took me
for ice cream.
515
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,670
Did he? That was nice of him.
516
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,110
PHONE RINGS
517
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,880
Oh, quick. That'll be your dad.
Get it.
518
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,350
You'll never guess what.
What? You're pregnant again?
519
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,310
Fuck off. No, I've got
this amazing professor.
520
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,710
He gave me an "A" in my
compulsive behaviours essay.
521
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,990
He said it was incandescent.
522
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,310
Congratulations.
He definitely wants to bang you.
523
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,990
Oh, God, I hope so,
he's really, really fit.
524
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,790
Anyway, enough about me -
what did you two talk about?
525
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,750
Oh, nothing. Women, football.
526
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,320
Uncle/nephew-type stuff.
527
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,310
You know, you really
saved my life today.
528
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:04,440
Well, you'd do the same for me,
wouldn't you?
529
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,430
So, now uni's started again,
530
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,870
do you think you could help out
with Roly once in a while?
531
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,510
Yeah, if I'm still around.
Still around? Where are you going?
532
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,070
Nowhere. It's just
a figure of speech, isn't it?
533
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,910
Look, I'm going to give
that back to you
534
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,950
cos I don't really know
what I'm doing with it.
535
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,750
It's not really doing
anything for me
536
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,230
and I'm going to go.
537
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,390
Got a hot date?
538
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:25,630
Yeah, something like that.
539
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,120
Oo-ooh!
540
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,470
Thank you.
541
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,640
Yep. See you.
542
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,600
Andrew.
543
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,870
I prefer Andy, but what is it?
544
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,790
No. That's my middle name -
545
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,030
Andrew.
546
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,600
I was named after my uncle.
547
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,910
Oh.
548
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,030
Do you think you can remember that?
549
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,030
Yeah... I'll give it a go.
550
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,270
You still have my drawing,
by the way.
551
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,430
No, um...
552
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,510
I gave that back to you
at the club, remember?
553
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,510
No, you didn't.
554
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,880
You gave me this.
555
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,670
Then this must be yours,
556
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,520
you little pervert. Thank you.
557
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,630
Were you really going to... No.
558
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,470
No.
559
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,880
I was just messing around.
560
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,560
You'll find someone else, you know.
Yeah?
561
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,160
Is your teacher available?
562
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,350
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
563
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,910
Thank you for picking me up.
564
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,550
You're very welcome. Here.
565
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,750
That's all right.
566
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,870
That's yours, you can keep that.
You've earned it. I know, but...
567
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,470
if you're going to pick me up again,
568
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,120
you're going to need to pay for
someone to clean up your car.
569
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,280
You're not going to get your
car cleaned, are you? No.
570
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,760
Mind the cracks.
571
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,600
MUSIC: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
by Blue Oyster Cult
572
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:41,440
♪ All our times have come
573
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,200
♪ Here but now they're gone
574
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,510
♪ Seasons don't fear the reaper
575
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,800
♪ Nor do the wind,
the sun or the rain... ♪
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