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Here's the last of it, Colonel.
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Thanks, Kinch.
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Carter?
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All right, fellas,
here it is.
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"Cigarette lighter
hidden in commandant's car.
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"Secure lighter.
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Await instructions."
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Hey, Klink drove
into town yesterday.
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And maybe somebody
in the underground
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stashed the lighter
in his car.
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Could be.
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What's important about
a cigarette lighter?
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We'll find out when we get it.
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And may a person inquire
when that will be, sir?
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Tomorrow morning,
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as soon as Hogan's Car Wash
opens for business.
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All right, come on,
let's get going.
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Hi, Schultz.
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Colonel Hogan,
what are you doing?
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Washing the commandant's car.
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Come on fellows,
let's get going!
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Wait a minute;
you washed it yesterday.
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Yeah, well, you
know what they say...
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A clean car
is a happy car.
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Come on, now, let's go.
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You want the car to be happy?
I don't!
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Back to the barracks!
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Wait, wait a
minute, Schultz.
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You're ordering us
not to wash it?
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You heard me.
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Just want to make sure,
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so I can tell the commandant
you stopped us.
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Why do you listen to me?
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I'm only a sergeant.
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W-Why, why
are you standing around?!
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Wash the car!
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You heard him.
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If it wouldn't be for me,
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the car would
never be washed.
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It's not back here.
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No luck.
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Try under the hood.
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Right.
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Got it.
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Taped under the distributor.
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Okay, let's go.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Where are you going?
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Colonel Hogan!
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You were right, Schultz.
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Car doesn't need washing.
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What do you mean?!
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Schultz?!
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Ja, jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
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What is going on here?
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Herr Kommandant,
I-I, I-I'm washing your car.
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It was washed yesterday.
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A clean car is a happy car.
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Is that so?
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Ja, I found it out
just a short time ago.
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This is how you are
wasting your time?
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Herr Kommandant, some of
the prisoners, they came...
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You are always blaming
the other prisoners.
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Now, get on with it.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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I'm going to wash your car
and dry it at once!
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Very well!
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I-I-I'm sorry, I...
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When you are finished
drying the car...
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you can dry me!
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A detailed map
of Endhaven.
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Antiaircraft batteries.
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Camouflaged
Messerschmitt field.
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Uh, chemical plants,
storage tanks...
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Here's Endhaven, Colonel.
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Hmm. Thanks, Kinch.
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All right.
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Now, there's Endhaven.
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And there
is Schweinfurt...
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A really big target.
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Now, if you were going
to bomb Endhaven,
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to knock off Schweinfurt,
all you'd have to do
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is just turn
a couple of degrees like that.
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You mean that's
a fake, eh?
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Phony as
a three-dollar bill.
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Latest word from London
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is they want this thing
to get to the Germans
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so that they'll think the Allies
are going to bomb Endhaven.
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But they'll really have a go
at Schweinfurt.
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Right. That way,
you'll draw off the Luftwaffe
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from the real target.
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Marvelous, isn't it?
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Now, all we have to figure
is a plausible way
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for this thing
to get to the Krauts.
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Here comes Schultz.
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Guten Tag.
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Mail call!
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All right, all right.
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Let him up, let him up.
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Schultz, come on...
One, two, three.
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You'll get the Iron Cross
for this, Schultz...
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Wounded in action.
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Jolly jokers!
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Always happens when
I bring the mail.
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Adams, Abrams, Addison,
Barker, Beauchamp,
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Belknap, Bartoli...
Nothing for us, then?
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Hey, Carter, you got a letter.
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Come on.
Kinchloe, Newkirk...
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What about me, huh?
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Mmm, yeah, LeBeau.
Thank you.
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"Colonel Robert Hogan."
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Uh-oh.
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Trouble, Colonel?
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Hope the censor liked my letter.
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Got a piano
to play this thing on?
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Hey, you guys
want to hear something?
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Get this: "Mr. James Kinchloe,
greetings."
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"This is to notify you
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"that your final draft
classification
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is now 4F...
Limited service."
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Now they tell me.
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"Dear John."
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Oh, no.
That's a shame.
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Mary Jane and I were
practically engaged.
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I told you about her.
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I didn't know her
name was Mary Jane.
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It figured.
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We've been going together
ever since we were kids.
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We used to walk home
from school together.
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I'd carry her books.
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When there was snow
on the ground, I carried her.
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She's a small girl.
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Tough luck, Carter.
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We were going to be married
right after the war.
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Now she's going around
with some guy at home...
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An air raid warden.
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It's all a part of life's
rich pattern, Andrew.
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That's right; forget it.
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Write her off.
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Write her off?!
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No, sir, Mary Jane
can't do this to me!
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I'm a sergeant.
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Sir, Sergeant Carter,
Andrew J., reporting, sir.
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At ease, Carter.
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Sir, request permission
to escape.
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I hear you calling, Mary Jane.
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I want to go home.
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Who doesn't?!
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You feeling all
right, Andrew?
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Of course I am.
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He's 'round the bend, sir.
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Sir, I'm sure
I could make it
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if you'd arrange
for the sub
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to pick me up at
the usual place.
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Wait, wait a minute,
Carter.
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I explained to you
when you were captured.
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We're not
just ordinary POWs.
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We're here on a mission.
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My orders are very plain.
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We're to assist Allied prisoners
to escape,
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sabotage the enemy
wherever possible.
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I realize that, sir,
but I need a furlough.
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I'm a hardship case.
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That we know.
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I'll think it over.
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Yes, sir.
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Carter, do you have
to be so, so military?
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I always get this way
when I'm serious, sir.
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Why do you have to
go home right now?
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We got this job with
the microfilm to do.
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If you could only see Mary Jane,
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you'd know why I love her,
and...
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I know, I know.
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You carried each other home
from school every day.
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She's everything to me.
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Look, Andrew, the war
will be over any minute now.
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The Krauts
can't hold on much longer.
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Think so?
Sure.
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Soon as the shooting stops,
you come to Paris with me.
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We'll drink wine in the cafes
and we'll eat fantastic food.
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We'll see the Eiffel Tower.
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The best part of all...
Girls.
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Girls, girls!
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You'll have a marvelous time.
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That sounds good.
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Doesn't it?
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That sounds great!
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Just one thing about
those girls, though, LeBeau.
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What, what?
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Are you sure they're the type
Mary Jane'll approve of?
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Gin.
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Name of the game.
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Worthless.
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Well, come on,
how many you got?
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Add 'em up.
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Uh, 94 plus gin.
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Thanks... for everything.
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I've blitzed you 12 games
right across the board.
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That's, uh, 4,128.
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How much do I owe you?
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Well, I'll forget the odd cents;
it's... $105,000.
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I don't have it right now.
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You don't have
to worry about it.
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I mean, unless
you're planning to escape.
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It wouldn't be right to run out
on a debt of this magnitude.
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You'll get it.
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$105,000?
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Sure.
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As soon as I get home,
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I'll start sending you
five bucks a month.
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Would that I had
your moral fiber.
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Here he comes.
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You know what to do.
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Hi, Carter.
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Hi, Colonel Hogan.
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Guten Tag,
Sergeant.
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Hi, Fraulein
Helga... ma'am.
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Working hard?
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Uh, about the same
as always.
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We never get a chance
to talk very much, do we?
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It seems there's
always people around.
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Yeah, well, it's
a pretty crowded war.
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That's a pity.
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We ought to get
better acquainted.
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Oh, well, sure.
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I wouldn't mind being friends,
even if we are enemies.
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Of course, if we were friends,
we could do things together.
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Like what?
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Oh, I don't know.
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You want to help me
empty the wastebasket?
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An escape attempt, huh?
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Yes, sir.
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I'm not sure,
but I have a feeling
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it may happen any time.
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You are informing
on your own men. Why?
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I don't want anybody
to get hurt.
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Sometimes the men forget
they're dealing with
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the toughest commandant
in all of Germany,
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Oh, ja, ja, ja... tough.
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But fair.
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So true.
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Well, a word to the wise.
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And you are
a wise colonel.
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Oh, ja, ja, ja, ja...
Tough... fair... and wise.
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I will take
steps immediately.
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Report!
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All present
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and accounted for,
Herr Kommandant!
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Very good!
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I will address
the prisoners.
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Silence! Lately,
I have noticed
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a lack of discipline...
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which may mean that some of you
are planning to escape.
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Now, instead of waiting
to catch you, because...
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I am tough, fair and wise,
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I warn you in advance.
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If even one man tries to escape,
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every prisoner in his barracks
will be punished with him.
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Sir?
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Yes?
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Does that apply
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to hardship cases?
263
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,467
I was hoping to marry
Mary Jane one day.
264
00:12:10,501 --> 00:12:12,133
Boy, she's the greatest
little girl
265
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:14,467
in the whole world.
266
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,467
Carter, come here.
Sit down.
267
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:19,968
My feet are killing me.
268
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,501
Listen, Carter,
269
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,501
let me cheer you up.
270
00:12:24,534 --> 00:12:27,200
Women are like war...
271
00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:31,334
There is always
another coming around.
272
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,667
Carter...
273
00:12:34,701 --> 00:12:38,367
you wouldn't think of
doing something foolish
274
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,968
like, uh, trying
to escape, huh?
275
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,133
Well...
Carter, please.
276
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:47,634
You could put me
into lots of trouble.
277
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,567
They might send me
to the eastern front.
278
00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:52,634
Gee, I wouldn't want
that to happen.
279
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,534
And that's not
the worst of it.
280
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,667
They might give me
ten days leave.
281
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:59,000
What's wrong with that,
for Pete's sake?
282
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:02,334
I would have to
spend it with my wife.
283
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:07,400
Carter, please,
don't escape.
284
00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:11,501
I'll tell you what.
285
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:12,801
When I do escape,
286
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,300
I'll do it some time
when you're not on duty.
287
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:16,968
That way
they can't blame you.
288
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,200
You're a good boy.
289
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,634
You feel better?
290
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,767
Oh, talking to you
has cheered me up.
291
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,868
Thank you, Carter.
292
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,634
Carter?
293
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:41,667
Yes, sir.
294
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:43,834
Oh, at ease.
295
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:46,634
You can go home.
296
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:47,801
Thank you, sir.
297
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,834
I'll never forget you
for this.
298
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,601
LeBeau?
299
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:53,968
Oui?
300
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,634
You can have my
harmonica, if you want it.
301
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,300
Hey, thank you, Andrew.
302
00:13:58,334 --> 00:14:01,467
I'll think of you
when I play it.
303
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,834
Chateaubriand
again, huh?
304
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,834
Hey, fellows, come on,
let me have your attention.
305
00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:10,167
Not you, Carter,
you're out of it.
306
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,167
You're going home.
307
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,000
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
308
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:14,734
Look, uh, I just
got word from London.
309
00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:17,000
They want that microfilm
planted within 48 hours,
310
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,033
and I've got an idea.
311
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,834
One of us has to leave camp
and get caught.
312
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:25,467
When the Krauts search him,
they'll find the microfilm.
313
00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,968
Oh, a man could get 30
days solitary for that, sir.
314
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,100
Oui, and maybe worse.
That's right.
315
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,701
Well, how's he going to explain
having the lighter and the film?
316
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:35,033
He could say he got it
from a transient prisoner,
317
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,434
found it... anything.
318
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:39,234
The transient prisoner lie
would be better, sir.
319
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:40,501
Thank you, Carter.
320
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:41,834
Well, what do you
think of it?
321
00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:44,000
With all due respect, sir,
I think it's bloody awful.
322
00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,167
I agree. No good.
Terrible.
323
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,501
All right, you guys come up
with something better.
324
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,100
Well, if you ask me,
it's a great idea.
325
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,334
We ain't asking you.
326
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:53,667
If you like it so much,
327
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,267
you do 30 days
in a cooler.
328
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,400
I can't, I'm going home.
329
00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:59,133
Yeah, I don't suppose
it would do any good
330
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,467
to ask for volunteers.
331
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:01,634
No.
I pass.
332
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,968
Me, too.
333
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000
I'd go out myself,
334
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,534
but if they found it
on an officer,
335
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,968
it would really
look like a plant.
336
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,167
Hey, come on, fellows.
337
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,000
We've done tougher
things than this before.
338
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,000
Aw, butt out.
339
00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,167
He's in again.
340
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,834
Of course I am.
341
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,000
As long as I'm here,
342
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,000
I'm still a member
of this outfit.
343
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:20,834
Sir, I'd like to
volunteer for that job.
344
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,834
You're kidding.
345
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,968
It means 30 days
on ice, maybe more.
346
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,601
He's right.
347
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,000
Can I go home when it's over?
348
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,501
You have my word on it.
349
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,100
Then I still volunteer.
350
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,567
Carter, it's a privilege
351
00:15:32,601 --> 00:15:34,667
to serve
in the same army with you.
352
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:44,133
All right,
all clear outside the wire.
353
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,300
Down periscope.
354
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,167
Ready, Colonel.
355
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,033
Okay, Carter, now, look,
it's all clear to the woods.
356
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,033
You go out through
the emergency tunnel.
357
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:57,367
This is the cigarette lighter
with the microfilm in it.
358
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,334
Right.
359
00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,334
Good luck.
360
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,334
Thank you.
361
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:01,667
- Bonne chance.
- Good luck, Andrew.
362
00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,667
LeBeau?
What?
363
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,000
If anything
should go wrong,
364
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,334
send my harmonica
to Mary Jane.
365
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,501
Guten Abend.
366
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:26,868
Hi.
367
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:30,100
You mind if I sit here?
368
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,868
Go ahead.
369
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:36,334
Infantry?
370
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,000
Artillery.
371
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,167
Uh...
372
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,334
Private, huh?
373
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,167
Ja.
374
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,033
Ever thought
about a promotion?
375
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,868
Like to be a PFC,
maybe even a corporal?
376
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,167
Why not?
377
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,801
Means more money.
378
00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:54,100
What's it to you?
379
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:58,534
I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13.
380
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,234
I have valuable
military information.
381
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,534
If you turn me in,
382
00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:03,868
you're liable to
get some points,
383
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,033
maybe even be a hero.
384
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:09,334
Listen, friend,
I am on my first leave.
385
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:13,334
My first leave
in a year and a half.
386
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,901
I don't want
any complications.
387
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:23,968
It's the truth.
388
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,801
You'll always be a private.
389
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,200
Excuse me, uh, Captain.
390
00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:38,367
Excuse me.
Ja, what is it?
391
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,667
Uh, I'm an American escaped
prisoner from Stalag 13,
392
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:45,501
and I might have valuable
military information,
393
00:17:45,534 --> 00:17:47,000
and if you were to turn me in...
394
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,667
Hans,
isn't it marvelous
395
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,567
the way the Gestapo
is always testing us?
396
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,000
Ja. Ja.
397
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:56,534
In Dusseldorf, last
week, one of their men...
398
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:59,033
Excuse me...
399
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,534
One of your men
Your men.
400
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:06,400
Approached me to buy
military information.
401
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:07,701
Imagine.
402
00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:08,868
Congratulations.
403
00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,701
You belong to a very
efficient organization.
404
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:11,801
Wait a minute.
405
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,000
You don't understand.
406
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,501
Look, here's my mother's name
and there's my I.D.
407
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:17,501
Heil Hitler.
408
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:20,334
My dog tag...
Heil Hitler.
409
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,334
Heil...
410
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:36,601
Sir...
411
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,601
Papers, please.
412
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,133
Captain, all in order.
413
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,300
Thank you.
414
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:51,467
Uh, don't bother
looking at his papers.
415
00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,634
What makes you say that?
416
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,634
You may catch
one of your own.
417
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,634
Gestapo?
418
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,167
Ja, ja, ja.
419
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:12,167
Excuse me.
All in order?
420
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,667
Now, mein Herr,
421
00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:16,167
may I see
your papers, please?
422
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,501
You sure can.
423
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,133
I-I thought
you'd never get to me.
424
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,801
Muller,
would you look at that?
425
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,801
Mother's name,
serial number.
426
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,534
Even a blood type.
427
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,100
You have to admit,
428
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:34,300
Section Nine in Berlin
makes beautiful forgeries.
429
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:35,667
That's no fake.
430
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:38,934
Of course not,
Sergeant Carter, Andrew J.
431
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:41,434
You know, with that,
anybody in the world
432
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:44,000
would take you to be
an American prisoner.
433
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:47,400
Heil Hitler...
comrade.
434
00:19:47,434 --> 00:19:49,934
Honestly, I-I...
435
00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,834
You are so sad.
436
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,167
Aw, nobody believes
anybody anymore.
437
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Oh? And, uh, what would
you have them believe?
438
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,701
The truth.
439
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,834
My name is
Carter, Andrew J.
440
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:18,033
And, uh, I am Mady.
441
00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,467
Hi.
442
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:23,534
I'm an escaped American
prisoner from Stalag 13,
443
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:27,000
and I have valuable
military information.
444
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,334
Not so loud.
445
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,534
I don't care if
anybody hears me.
446
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,167
I am not in sympathy with them.
447
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,501
I am Norwegian by birth.
448
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,167
Oh, that's nice.
449
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,067
And, um,
I will help you, if I can.
450
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,567
You want to make
a citizen's arrest?
451
00:20:44,601 --> 00:20:46,200
Me?
452
00:20:46,234 --> 00:20:48,234
I know it's kind of
unusual for a girl.
453
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:51,200
You are trying to be arrested?
454
00:20:51,234 --> 00:20:53,100
I was, but I've struck out.
455
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,667
Boy, it's discouraging.
456
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,934
No, no, don't turn yourself in.
457
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,334
Why don't you go back
to your camp
458
00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:01,234
and get a good night's rest,
459
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:04,767
and, in the morning, things
will look much better, yes?
460
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,667
Yeah. Yeah,
that's a good idea.
461
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,067
My dad used to say that.
462
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,667
Get a good fresh
start in the morning.
463
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:13,167
That's what I'll do.
Without this card.
464
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,434
Gee, Mady, thanks a lot.
465
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,100
You're swell.
466
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:18,133
Ja, and so are you, Ami.
467
00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:24,133
Gee, you didn't have to do that.
468
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,701
Ah, you are leaving, sir?
469
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:28,868
May I be of service?
470
00:21:28,901 --> 00:21:30,701
My car is outside.
471
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:33,167
Well, as a matter
of fact, you can.
472
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,367
If it's not
out of your way,
473
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,667
you can drive me
back to camp.
474
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:36,601
Good.
475
00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:51,167
Then we left the cafe,
476
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,467
and when I questioned him
in the car,
477
00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:55,033
the real truth came out.
478
00:21:55,067 --> 00:21:56,701
Thank you, Captain.
479
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,033
You are a foolish man.
480
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,033
And after I warned you.
481
00:22:03,067 --> 00:22:06,400
Don't you know that no one
has ever escaped from Stalag 13?
482
00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:08,133
He forgot.
483
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,901
He will have 30 days
in the cooler to remember.
484
00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:12,000
Yes, sir.
485
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,501
Can I have my
cigarette lighter back?
486
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,501
No one is permitted to smoke
in the cells.
487
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,868
Request denied.
488
00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,534
It's just a keepsake,
that's all.
489
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:19,868
Give the kid his lighter.
490
00:22:19,901 --> 00:22:22,200
Just a minute.
491
00:22:22,234 --> 00:22:24,534
A keepsake?
492
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,567
What is so special about this?
493
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,067
Aha.
494
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,734
Where did you get this?
495
00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:36,834
Yes, where did you get this?
496
00:22:36,868 --> 00:22:38,434
I was walking
along the street,
497
00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:40,167
and this guy came
up to me, and...
498
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000
Go into that later.
499
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:44,434
This must go to Berlin at once.
500
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:46,200
Of course. I'll arrange it.
501
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,901
I will arrange it, Colonel.
502
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,534
Yes, you'll arrange it.
503
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,801
In the future, I suggest
504
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:56,467
you guard your prisoners
more carefully.
505
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,634
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
506
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,334
Not a very friendly type.
507
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:05,767
Silence!
508
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,133
You and this man
have made a fool of me
509
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:11,334
in front of the Gestapo,
in front of my own command.
510
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:13,234
I hope you're satisfied.
511
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,300
Yes, I'm satisfied.
512
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:15,634
Are you satisfied, Carter?
513
00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:16,801
Oh, I'm satisfied.
514
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:17,968
You satisfied,
Schultz?
515
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,801
Me, I'm satisfied.
516
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:22,000
Herr Kommandant,
are you satisfied?
517
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,434
Of course I'm satis...
518
00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:26,367
Take him away!
519
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,501
Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
520
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,167
You think he's
satisfied?
521
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,501
Why don't you ask him?
522
00:23:34,534 --> 00:23:35,701
Herr Komm...
523
00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:36,868
Schultz!
524
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,501
Well, we're going
to miss you, Andrew.
525
00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:45,634
That we will.
526
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,868
Shoving off, Carter?
Yes, sir.
527
00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:48,400
Thanks a lot for getting me
out of the cooler.
528
00:23:48,434 --> 00:23:49,634
You deserve it.
529
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,067
The raid was
a big success.
530
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,267
Colonel Hogan told Klink
he'd file a report
531
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,801
with the Red Cross
and it'll wind up in Berlin.
532
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,934
Colonel Hogan, I have decided
533
00:23:59,968 --> 00:24:03,100
that I will suspend
the sentence... hmm!
534
00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:04,000
I'll see you later.
535
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:05,167
Good luck.
536
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,000
Happy landings, gov.
Thanks.
537
00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,667
And give Mary Jane
our best, huh?
538
00:24:08,701 --> 00:24:10,000
Sure...
Mary Jane?!
539
00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:11,634
Yeah, when you
get home.
540
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,000
I'm not going home.
541
00:24:13,033 --> 00:24:15,334
I'm going into town to see Mady.
542
00:24:15,367 --> 00:24:17,267
She kissed me, you know.
543
00:24:20,601 --> 00:24:21,901
Look,
544
00:24:21,968 --> 00:24:23,501
there's something
you ought to learn,
545
00:24:23,534 --> 00:24:24,934
and the sooner you learn it,
546
00:24:24,968 --> 00:24:26,667
the better off
you're going to be.
547
00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:29,167
Women are just like war...
548
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,000
There's always another one
coming along.
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