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And, uh... no starch
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in the socks for a change,
please, huh?
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How 'bout the
handkerchiefs?
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Uh-oh.
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What have we got here?
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Captain Warren.
How'd they capture him?
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He had everything
going for him.
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Right. Food, money, maps...
Everything.
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I took him out
through the tunnel myself.
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The Krauts
can't do this to me!
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I wonder what went wrong.
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So, uh, you tried to escape
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from Stalag Five, huh?
Yes, sir.
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I warn you, no one escapes
from my Stalag.
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Oh, he's just a tourist
at heart.
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How was the trip?
Oh, lovely.
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Colonel Hogan, I do not recall
having sent for you.
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You didn't, sir. I try
to anticipate your every wish.
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As a matter of fact,
you're just in time
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to witness the sentencing
of this man.
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Come on, Colonel, you're making
a big deal out of it.
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You got lucky. You caught him.
That's all.
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Huh. Lucky? Do you consider
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superior intelligence work
lucky?
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Schultz! Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
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30 days in the cooler
for Captain Warren in solitary.
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All right, let's
go to the cooler.
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Warren, I want
to talk to you.
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Nein, nein, nein,
nein, that is verboten!
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You sound like Klink.
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Insults will get you nowhere.
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- Ay, Schultz, Schultz!
- I say, not now!
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I want to trade you a light
for a cigarette.
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Don't you see I'm busy?
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This offer is good
for a limited time only.
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Always so busy.
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Well, there's a war on,
you know.
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Got to live while we can,
me old China.
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Here, allow me.
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Hurry up, then.
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Thank you again.
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All right, let's go
to the cooler.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
hold it, hold it.
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Where is my key?
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Beg your pardon? The key
to the cooler? I gave it to you.
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Me? Have you been drinking
this time of morning, Schultz?
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Oh, well, that's shocking,
shocking.
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And there is some monkey
business going on.
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Where is the key?!
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Do me a favor, Schultz,
I ain't got your bleeding key.
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You must've...
you must've dropped it.
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All right, talk fast.
What happened?
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Well, they knocked me off,
Colonel... that's what happened.
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Did you follow
the escape orders?
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Well, sure, and just
when I thought
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I had it made,
there they were, boom.
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Well, what went wrong,
Colonel?
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I don't know.
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Either the
Krauts got lucky,
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or there's something
rotten in Denmark,
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and right now,
Denmark's way out front.
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It's the only possible
explanation.
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Now, look,
Captain Warren told me
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he made it
to the first station.
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The inn.
Right, the Kaiserhof.
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He leaves there okay, makes it
to the second station here.
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That's the farmhouse.
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He leaves there,
and suddenly, they grab him.
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Well, that doesn't really
prove anything, Colonel.
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It does to me. Somebody blew
the whistle on him.
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I say it's a mistake
to let officers escape alone.
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That's right. They can't
manage by themselves.
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Girls, just do the laundry;
leave the thinking to us.
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Colonel Klink used the phrase
"superior intelligence work".
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That's a nice way
of saying traitor.
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Exactly. This is
the first escape
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we've had loused
up in six months.
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Somebody's
selling us out.
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All right, assume
we know the score.
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What do we do about it?
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There's only one way
to be sure,
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and that's travel the route
ourselves.
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All of us? I haven't
finished the laundry.
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I want Newkirk and
LeBeau to go with me.
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We'll be the
pigeons, the bait.
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Bait?
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Look, sir, I would consider it
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most cowardly
to escape at this time.
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As I see it, my duty
lies here in Stalag 13.
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Mine, too, and also, there's
a war going on out there.
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Mm-hmm. Captain Warren says
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there are a couple of girls
that operate the Kaiserhof.
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Good-looking birds,
are they?
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After two years,
who cares?
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Colonel, I wish to volunteer
for the escape party.
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And me, too, sir. All present
and correct, Colonel.
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Amazing the way this place
suddenly comes alive
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with volunteers.
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And if there's a
short one, she's mine.
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Well, there's
always a short one.
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Now, look, we're going to need
a good solid diversion,
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an excuse for being out of
camp a day or even longer.
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That's a lot
of roll calls.
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All right, now, Kinch,
I want you and Carter
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to go out through the
emergency tunnel tonight.
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Take some smoke bombs with you.
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I want you to make a fire
tomorrow from a good high spot
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so we can see it from here.
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Got it?
Right.
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The next step, uh, we're going
to leave up to Colonel Klink.
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Any comments?
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No, sir. No, sir.
Don't think so.
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Uh, Colonel...
Hmm?
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You got another hole
in your undershirt.
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It's impossible.
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Uh, I ought to know.
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I just put it there.
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Come in.
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Yes, Fraulein
Helga, what is it?
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Colonel Hogan is here
to see you, Herr Kommandant.
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I'm too busy.
I can't see him.
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He says it's important.
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Very well. Oh!
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I'm here to volunteer my men
in the emergency.
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Emergency?
What are you talking about?
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The forest fire.
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Smells like a barbecue pit
in here already.
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Here, look for yourself.
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That's right,
it is a fire.
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That's quite
a distance away.
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Try these.
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I...
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It's closer than you think.
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See, I figure
we got about, uh, two hours.
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You're right.
It's an emergency.
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I'll send every man
I can spare to fight it.
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Officer of the Day
at once.
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Oh, I hope I
can control them.
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Hogan, I heard that.
Control what?
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Ah, ah, of course.
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The prisoners will try
a mass escape
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once the guards
are out of the camp.
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Well, their pride was hurt when
Captain Warren was captured.
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I can't guarantee
you anything.
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Security comes first.
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Hey, not bad.
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That's a good line to use
in your defense
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at the court martial.
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Thank you, Colonel Hogan.
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My court martial?
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Well, what can you do?
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I mean, you send the guards out,
the natives get restless.
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If you sit tight,
the camp burns down,
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and you're at fault.
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I figure we got about two hours.
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Hope Newkirk and LeBeau
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can hold it at the gates.
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I can't be sure
of anything now.
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Hogan, wait a minute!
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What do these men know
about fires, huh?
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Oh, come on,
that's like asking
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what Hitler knows
about rabble-rousing.
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Newkirk was a fire
warden in London.
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LeBeau was top man in
the fire brigade at camp.
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LeBeau?
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They called him
LeSmokey.
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Of course, they
can't do miracles.
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Colonel Hogan,
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in view of the emergency,
do you think that they...
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Well, all I can
do is ask them.
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Do so at once. Of course,
I'll have to go along with them.
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Ah, ah, ah, that is a means
of escaping.
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Oh, come on, you have my word
as an officer
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and a gentleman,
there'll be no escape.
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I will accept that.
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However, regulations require
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that you be guarded
at all times.
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I will send Sergeant Schultz
to accompany you.
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Just our luck.
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Toughest one of the bunch.
Okay, Schultz it is.
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Dismissed!
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Okay, Chief.
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Come on!
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Rest your back there.
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Hey, who invited
Poppa Bear?
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Klink's idea.
He's guarding us.
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You call this
a forest fire?
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Well, it's a small forest.
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Looks ruddy dangerous
to me.
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Not to me.
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There is something
going on here.
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All right, spread out, men.
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I think we can establish
a fire line.
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Fire line?!
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Jolly joker.
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Fire line.
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Hogan! Hogan, come back!
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Ah! Hogan, where are you?!
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Hande hoch! Schnell!
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English translation:
hands up and fast.
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Easy with that
thing, baby.
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Who are you?
What are you doing here?
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We're traveling
to Dusseldorf.
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Is this the right road?
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Oh, yeah...
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but you are going
in the wrong direction.
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Okay, that's correct
recognition code.
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You're the fastest
gun in Germany.
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Ah, escaping
prisoners?
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Oui, tired,
hungry, alone...
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And very much in need
of a little affection.
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I am Margit,
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and that is Eva.
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Margit, Eva.
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We'll skip our names for now.
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Sure, what's in a name?
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It's love that counts.
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We're escaping, remember?
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Yeah, go ahead, escape.
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I'll catch up
with you later.
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Margit, uh, perhaps
they would like some wine.
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Yeah, I will get it.
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And I will help you.
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Hey, I'll give you
a hand.
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I said the short one
was mine.
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What are you, the ruddy master
of ceremonies or something?
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All right, break it up.
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Watch the door.
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That's right, watch the door.
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Watch the...?
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Colonel, I'd rather watch
one of those girls.
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I mean, it's been two years.
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You heard me. Watch the door...
and that's an order.
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Order? Why, we ain't
even in the same army!
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Can you help us?
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Certainly... but why
don't you take a rest first?
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You are safe here.
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Yeah, but are you?
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Well... one expects danger
in the kind of work I'm doing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you remember an
officer that came through here
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a couple of weeks ago?
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Yeah, Captain Warren.
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Mm-hmm.
Has he been captured?
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Funny you should ask that.
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Why? I mean,
accidents happen.
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We expect it.
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Was he taken?
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I don't know.
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Ah... I hope he made it.
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He was such a nice boy, too.
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Uh, hey, if that's for me,
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00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:23,267
tell them I'm busy watching
the door instead of a girl.
254
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,534
All right.
255
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:27,701
Hello? Yes, this is Eva.
256
00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:30,701
Uh, I'm sorry, I can't
talk to you right now.
257
00:11:30,734 --> 00:11:32,834
Uh, would you mind
calling back, please?
258
00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:34,734
All right, thank you.
259
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,667
Heil Hitler.
260
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,834
Friend?
261
00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:42,000
No, the winter relief.
262
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:43,834
Winter Hilfe, we call it.
263
00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:47,167
You know, they collect clothes
and things for the soldiers.
264
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,501
Hm-hmm. They call
almost every week.
265
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:54,200
You, uh...
266
00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:56,367
you used your
first name.
267
00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:02,200
Of course. Even in the war,
some people are friendly.
268
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,567
I should hope so.
269
00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,667
Oh, boy.
270
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,667
You'd better get
a move on, you know.
271
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,667
You have to go
next to station two.
272
00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:23,868
It's a farmhouse just
a few miles along this road.
273
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:26,200
It's set back, the only house.
You can't miss it.
274
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:27,868
Then what?
275
00:12:27,901 --> 00:12:30,200
You will be told
when you get there.
276
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,868
Recognition code?
277
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,534
There is none.
278
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,534
Everyone who escapes
has to go through here first.
279
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:40,167
That way, we keep it simple.
280
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,667
Okay, we're moving out!
281
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,334
You must be joking.
282
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:44,834
Colonel, have a heart!
283
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,501
You heard me. We're going.
Let's go.
284
00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,167
But I forgot what
girls look like.
285
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,834
I was just starting
to remember.
286
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:52,934
Hey, what about me?
I-I've just fallen in love...
287
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:54,834
with the door.
288
00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:57,634
You've seen one door,
you've seen them all. Come on.
289
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:05,133
Excuse me.
290
00:13:15,334 --> 00:13:16,300
Hi, Schultz.
291
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:17,968
Hey, Colonel Hogan!
292
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,300
Where have you been?
293
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,300
Putting out a fire.
294
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,467
You can say that again.
295
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,968
Oh, there is
something going on.
296
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,801
First you disappear,
then you show up again.
297
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,167
Oh, I have to report
this to the Kommandant,
298
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,834
and then I take
you back to camp.
299
00:13:30,868 --> 00:13:32,567
You're right, Schultz,
do your duty.
300
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:34,834
Into the truck. Schnell,
schnell, schnell, schnell.
301
00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:36,868
Go ahead.
You heard the man.
302
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:41,501
You know how to work
one of those things?
303
00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:43,501
What do you think,
I'm stupid?
304
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,501
One question at a time.
305
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,801
Um, Schultz, why don't you move
away from the truck,
306
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:50,634
cut down on the heterodyne
interference?
307
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:53,400
Don't you think
I know that?
308
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,968
Hello. Hello.
309
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,167
Stalag 13?
310
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,667
This is Sergeant Schultz
speaking.
311
00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:07,467
Stalag 13,
please come in, bitte.
312
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:08,701
This is Colonel Klink.
313
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:11,167
I read you, Sergeant. Report.
314
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,167
He reads me.
315
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,667
Herr Kommandant,
Herr Kommandant,
316
00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:18,334
here is Sergeant Schultz
standing here
317
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:22,701
talking on his, uh,
walkie-talkie.
318
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,300
Dummkopf! I know that.
319
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,267
What about the fire?
320
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:29,367
Herr Kommandant,
the fire is doing nicely.
321
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,100
What's that sound I hear?
322
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,467
It's a... it's a...
it's a very noisy fire,
323
00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:34,801
Herr Kommandant.
324
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,767
Colonel Hogan!
325
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,067
Colonel Hogan!
326
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,567
Put out that fire immediately.
327
00:14:42,601 --> 00:14:44,868
Yes, sir! Yes-yes, sir.
328
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:48,033
Colonel Hogan!
329
00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:56,000
LeBEAU: What's
the plan, Colonel?
330
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,801
I'll go in first
and case it.
331
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,767
If I'm not back in ten minutes,
take the truck,
332
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:01,767
find Schultz and the boys
and get back to camp.
333
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,167
What, and-and leave you
in there?
334
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,591
If it is a trap,
you want to come
335
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,133
barging in and get
knocked off, too?
336
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,334
But, Colonel,
we are a team.
337
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,834
Come on, you've got
your orders.
338
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:12,334
Remember, ten minutes...
back to camp, understood?
339
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:13,501
All right, sir.
Okay.
340
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:14,667
Good luck, sir.
341
00:15:14,701 --> 00:15:15,868
Bonne chance,
Colonel.
342
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:26,834
Oh, Willy!
343
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,434
Everybody, nice and quiet.
344
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:29,734
Sir, we do not...
345
00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:31,167
You, over by the fireplace.
346
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,300
Lean forward
with your hands.
347
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:36,334
You stay right there, lady,
in case I have to shoot you.
348
00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,968
That's naughty.
349
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,868
Get back over there.
350
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,834
And no sudden moves
unless you want to die suddenly.
351
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:50,934
Sir, please...
you are a prisoner.
352
00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,868
Perhaps we can help you.
353
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:55,167
Like you helped
Captain Warren?
354
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,367
Ja. Ja.
That's right.
355
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,734
We helped him to escape.
356
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:00,167
Sure you did.
357
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,901
We are telling you
the truth, I swear it.
358
00:16:05,901 --> 00:16:08,167
Oh, no.
359
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,033
Some goodies in here
I shouldn't see?
360
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:22,400
Well... I bet you look beautiful
361
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:23,534
in this, Fritz.
362
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,200
Ten minutes.
363
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:31,601
All right, let's go
get him out.
364
00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:35,000
Wait. He gave us a direct
order: return to camp.
365
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,834
Monsieur LeBeau.
Oui?
366
00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:38,667
If you're going to start
obeying officers,
367
00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:40,467
we're going to lose
this bleeding war.
368
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,868
Now, come on.
369
00:16:46,534 --> 00:16:48,033
Having a party, folks?
370
00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:52,067
Easy, mum, that's
the only colonel we've got.
371
00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:53,868
Louis.
Oui?
372
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:56,200
If either of these
old ponies move...
373
00:16:56,234 --> 00:16:57,667
Mm-hmm.
374
00:16:57,701 --> 00:16:58,934
Shoot them.
375
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:00,300
Avec plaisir, mon vieux.
376
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:02,501
He's French.
377
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:03,834
Here we go, Colonel.
378
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,801
Oh, it's only
a slight concussion.
379
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,634
Be right as rain
in a year or two.
380
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,133
Thanks a lot, Newkirk.
381
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,567
You, too.
382
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,133
Forgive me, Colonel Hogan.
383
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:14,767
My husband thought
you were Gestapo.
384
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,300
How do you know my name?
385
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,868
Oh, the wallet.
386
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:19,968
We have many escaped
prisoners come here.
387
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,501
We had to be sure
you were not a spy.
388
00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:24,667
Ja, you came in
with your gun.
389
00:17:24,701 --> 00:17:26,634
We thought it was
attempt to fool us.
390
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,667
Hold on, Colonel.
391
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,200
Are these two
types straight?
392
00:17:30,234 --> 00:17:31,701
They're selling me fast.
393
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,267
But they are Germans.
394
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,267
Swedish.
395
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,133
Yeah. We lived
a long time in Germany.
396
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,534
They accept us.
397
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:40,567
Hey... this uniform.
398
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,767
It has saved us many times.
399
00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:43,901
Look, what's the routine?
400
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,767
After you get a prisoner
from the Kaiserhof,
401
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:46,767
where do you send 'em?
402
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,334
We do not send them.
403
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,234
No, they-they tell
us where to send them.
404
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,534
Who does the telling?
405
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,534
Eva, one of the girls
at the inn.
406
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,801
She telephones us.
407
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,234
Ja. It's how
we planned it
408
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,267
in the beginning.
409
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,767
It works very well.
410
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,701
Answer it.
411
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,834
Hello?
412
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,234
Yes, the package
has arrived.
413
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:12,000
I understand.
414
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:15,033
A change in plans.
415
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,000
Jawohl. I will
take care of it.
416
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:20,467
Wiedersehen.
417
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:24,634
The instructions are for you
to take the South Road today,
418
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,300
not the north as usual.
419
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,434
It's safer.
420
00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:29,033
It's very decent of them.
421
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,834
Oh, they're very good girls.
422
00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,834
Yeah, a couple of dolls.
423
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,834
Did they also mention
that the Gestapo
424
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:35,868
would be waiting for us?
425
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:38,000
What?!
426
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:40,334
Eva and Margit?
427
00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,334
Yeah. Look, Newkirk...
428
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,501
get on the phone, use
that Kraut voice of yours.
429
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,167
Call Gestapo headquarters
and tell 'em
430
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,133
get over to the Kaiserhof
with a couple of men
431
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,567
to pick up some
escaped prisoners.
432
00:18:49,601 --> 00:18:51,300
And tell 'em they're
wasting their time
433
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:52,534
staked out on
the South Road.
434
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,801
Uh, whom shall I say
is calling, sir?
435
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,701
Tell 'em it's an
anonymous tip. Right.
436
00:19:02,234 --> 00:19:04,367
Guten Tag, Fraulein.
437
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:12,200
Ja, schnell. Danke.
438
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,534
I've got a great
talent for languages.
439
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,901
Too bad it doesn't
include German.
440
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:20,334
Didn't they give you
instructions at the farmhouse?
441
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,334
Yeah, they told us to
take the South Road.
442
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,834
That's right.
443
00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:26,834
But we just had to come back
and see you, chèrie.
444
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,334
Est très jolie, non?
445
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,334
Oh, très, trs.
446
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,667
Colonel Hogan, I think
it's a terrible mistake
447
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,200
for you and your men
to stay here.
448
00:19:35,234 --> 00:19:37,033
I think you should
move on immediately.
449
00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,534
To the South
Right. Road, huh?
450
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,701
Colonel, come on, what
about a drop more wine?
451
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,367
You know, this is one
of the best wars
452
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,200
I've ever been
associated with. Right.
453
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,901
Let's drink a toast to,
uh, Hitler's mustache.
454
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,534
And to the defeat
of Germany.
455
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:49,968
Defeat of Germany.
456
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,334
To the defeat
of Germany.
457
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,434
Down the hatch.
458
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:55,667
Colonel Hogan!
459
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:56,734
Hello.
It's old Schultz.
460
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,167
Hi, Schultz, welcome
to the party.
461
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,801
You'd better get
your own girl, Schultz.
462
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,667
Colonel Hogan, what
are you doing here?
463
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,000
You stole my truck.
464
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,000
Hello, girls.
465
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,033
Oh, you have done it this time.
466
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,267
I have to report you
to the Kommandant.
467
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,968
Don't get excited.
We were just...
468
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,200
Uh-oh, the men
with the black suits.
469
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:18,367
Well, it ain't
the ice cream man.
470
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,467
Gestapo. Now
you've done it.
471
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:23,067
They're going to put me
into the cooler.
472
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,501
Schultz, you may get lucky
and end up in Stalag 13.
473
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:31,801
Nobody move.
474
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:33,467
Who is moving?
475
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:36,267
Luftwaffe Sergeant, what are you
doing here with these people?
476
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,133
I know nothing. Nothing!
477
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,634
He captured us.
Yes, sir.
478
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,100
If it hadn't been for him,
we'd have gotten clean away.
479
00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:44,300
Yeah, he was
too smart for us.
480
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,300
He tracked us down.
481
00:20:45,334 --> 00:20:47,300
What about it, Sergeant?
482
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:49,167
Now I know something.
483
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,501
I captured these men.
484
00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,868
They are my prisoners.
485
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,634
Congratulations.
What is your name?
486
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,067
Sergeant Schultz, Hans.
487
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,968
Stalag 13.
488
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,501
Serial number 23789.
489
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:05,467
23789.
490
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:07,634
All right, you've done
a fine job.
491
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,901
Take them out.
492
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,133
Jawohl, Captain.
493
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,467
H'raus mit,
you prisoners.
494
00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:14,467
Okay, but thanks
for trying, girls.
495
00:21:14,501 --> 00:21:15,501
You can't win them all.
496
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:16,634
What are you saying?
497
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,968
He's trying
to compromise us.
498
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,200
She's right.
499
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,834
We have been working
with the Gestapo,
500
00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:22,501
reporting prisoners
trying to escape.
501
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,868
I am aware of that,
502
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:26,901
but you also seem very friendly
with these men.
503
00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:28,400
Well, they didn't do
anything, sir.
504
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:30,968
They just tried to divert you
to the South Road.
505
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,901
No, no, no. Yeah, you
can't hate them for that.
506
00:21:32,934 --> 00:21:34,634
Sure, made us feel at home,
gave us wine.
507
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,934
Is that a crime?
508
00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:37,767
And drank a toast to
the defeat of Germany.
509
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:39,167
I heard them!
510
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,334
Oh, and such
nice-looking German girls.
511
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:45,267
Shame on you. Shame.
512
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,801
I am telling you,
they are lying to you!
513
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:49,300
We did nothing but our duty.
514
00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:52,634
Your duty to us...
and to them, also, perhaps?
515
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:53,567
What?
516
00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:54,601
We are very familiar
517
00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:56,767
with double agents, Fraulein.
518
00:21:56,801 --> 00:21:57,901
Put them in the car.
519
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,834
Oh, you!
520
00:22:01,868 --> 00:22:03,834
The short one was mine.
521
00:22:03,868 --> 00:22:06,133
Sergeant, return your prisoners
to camp at once.
522
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,133
Jawohl, Captain.
523
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,467
Serial number 23789.
524
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,734
I have it. Heil Hitler.
525
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,300
All right.
526
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:20,968
Gentlemen, may I present
Sergeant Schultz, hero.
527
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Sergeant Schultz, hero.
Sergeant Schultz, hero.
528
00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:25,834
Sergeant Schultz, hero.
Oh, by the way, Schultz...
529
00:22:25,868 --> 00:22:29,167
been to a good
fire lately?
530
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,000
A fire lately?
531
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,267
Oh, that's a good one!
532
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,300
Sergeant, Colonel Hogan,
I have called you to hear
533
00:22:45,334 --> 00:22:48,300
a special communication
by General Burkhalter.
534
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,467
But-but I-I have done
nothing.
535
00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:51,767
I'm not guilty!
536
00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:53,868
You haven't heard it yet.
537
00:22:56,067 --> 00:22:58,367
"At the suggestion
of the Gestapo,
538
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,033
"Sergeant Schultz is hereby
commended for efficiency
539
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,100
in the performance of his duty."
540
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,834
But I'm not guilty.
541
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:07,167
Of course you
are, Schultz.
542
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,000
Guilty of efficiency
in guarding us
543
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,834
while we were
fighting the fire.
544
00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,000
Now, just a moment.
545
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:13,934
The General has also added
a note to me.
546
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
"Shouldn't a good man
like Sergeant Schultz
547
00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:20,834
"be transferred
to a combat unit?
548
00:23:20,868 --> 00:23:24,167
I leave it to your discretion."
549
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,467
More good news, eh, Schultz?
550
00:23:26,501 --> 00:23:29,367
I'm so happy, I could cry.
551
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,701
Good luck, Schultz.
552
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,367
Some of those new
panzer units are fun,
553
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,734
especially at the
Russian front.
554
00:23:33,767 --> 00:23:35,868
I understand they have
a tank in your size now.
555
00:23:35,901 --> 00:23:38,067
Colonel Hogan...
556
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,868
You'd like to see him
out of here,
557
00:23:41,901 --> 00:23:43,033
wouldn't you, Hogan?
558
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,200
Well, I mean,
I wouldn't...
559
00:23:44,234 --> 00:23:45,501
So you could make
a shambles
560
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:48,501
of our famous discipline here
at Stalag 13.
561
00:23:48,534 --> 00:23:52,167
It's uncanny the way he
gets into a man's mind.
562
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,667
Hogan, you are
an open book to me.
563
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,334
I'm sorry, Sergeant Schultz,
you cannot be transferred.
564
00:23:58,367 --> 00:23:59,667
We need you here.
565
00:23:59,701 --> 00:24:01,167
Tough luck, Schultz.
566
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,868
Dismissed!
567
00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:05,634
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
568
00:24:13,734 --> 00:24:14,834
Colonel Hogan.
569
00:24:14,868 --> 00:24:16,033
Mm-hmm?
570
00:24:16,067 --> 00:24:19,667
I saw what you did.
Danke.
571
00:24:19,701 --> 00:24:22,834
Schultz, I don't know how you'd
get through this war without me.
572
00:24:22,868 --> 00:24:24,501
I don't know.
573
00:24:24,534 --> 00:24:26,667
Colonel Hogan,
if you ever escape...
574
00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:27,834
Yeah?
575
00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:31,601
Be a good fellow
and take me with you.
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