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Ah, General Burkhalter!
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What a great pleasure!
I had no idea...
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Of course you had
no idea, Klink.
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No one must
have any idea.
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You understand that?
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Perfectly. No one
must have any idea.
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Idea of what, sir?
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Achtung!
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Kommandant Klink,
this is Dr. Vanetti.
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You will set up an office
for him in Stalag 13.
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Dr. Vanetti,
a great pleasure.
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I shall be
your first patient.
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My stomach... in the afternoons,
particularly right here.
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He's not that type
of a doctor, Klink.
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Oh. Well, I suppose
it's not that serious.
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It is most
serious, Klink.
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Most serious.
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And you will
pay attention!
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I cannot work here.
There's too much noise.
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Dr. Vanetti,
please, sit down.
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Sit down, please, please.
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It is most quiet here.
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Like a church!
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I promise you.
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Klink? Shh, shh!
Like a church, sir.
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The prisoners make, uh, uh,
twittering noises like birds.
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I've tamed them.
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I cannot stand birds.
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There are no birds here!
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There are no birds
here, only quiet.
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You will see that he gets
complete quiet, Klink.
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Absolute quiet,
absolute quiet.
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Dr. Vanetti is
doing very secret,
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very delicate
type of research,
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on what, even
I do not know,
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and if I did, I
wouldn't tell you.
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Oh, but, Herr General,
we don't have
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any laboratory facilities here.
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We have brought along
what he will need.
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Mostly, I only need paper.
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Paper.
And pencil.
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Pencil. Fraulein Helga!
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And quiet.
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Quiet. I beg your pardon,
Herr Doctor.
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Yes, Herr Kommandant?
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Fraulein Helga,
we cannot be disturbed!
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Klink!
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I cannot work here.
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I promise you.
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In the old days at Gottingen,
it was peaceful.
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Even in the cafe, it was quiet.
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Sometimes, I would sit all night
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with Fermi and Hoterman
and Szilard... but now...
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they bomb by day
and they bomb by night.
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Those barbarians!
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Every inch of Germany.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Every inch but here.
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Here, there is absolute peace
and security.
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Dr. Vanetti, you will be
completely safe here.
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We got to kill him.
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Kill him?
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Kill him, Colonel?
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You heard me.
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Just doesn't sound
like us, Colonel.
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Hey, why don't we make such
a ruddy row, he just can't work?
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Yeah. What could he be
doing that's so dangerous
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with a paper and pencil?
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You didn't hear him?
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He said he was
at the University of Gottingen
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with Fermi, Hoterman
and Szilard.
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Those are atomic scientists.
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Gottingen was the center
for atomic research.
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With this paper and pencil,
he could devise a bomb
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that could lose us the war.
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I need a volunteer.
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Right! For garbage detail.
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Who is it?
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Schultz, don't bother us.
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We got to kill a man.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho...
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You've got to kill a man.
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You know somebody for the job?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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Yeah? Who?
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Yesterday, an assassin
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of the Army of
General de Gaulle
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was dropped from an
airplane over Germany.
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They say he was
supposed to kill
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some of the highest
officials of the Third Reich.
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Why he wanted to do
it, I don't know.
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How'd you hear about him?
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Was he captured,
brought in?
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Captured and sent
to Stalag 16.
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Oh.
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However,
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you merely have to go
to the Kommandant of Stalag 16
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and tell him your need
for this... loan...
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of an assassin!
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That's it!
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Lebeau, you know
how to get there.
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Take Carter with you.
You go out tonight. Right.
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Hogan...
Newkirk, Kinch.
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Colonel Hogan,
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you are joking?
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Colonel Hogan, you are joking?
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Colonel Hogan, I was joking!
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Schultz, I'd love
to have you stick around,
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but we've got a job to do.
Now, look, Kinch...
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I-I-I-I-I-I-I hear nothing!
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I see nothing! Nothing!
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We're near
the tunnel entrance.
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I give the signal
when all is clear.
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They open up from inside.
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Formidable. A pleasure
to escape into your camp.
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Merci, Sergeant.
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What about him?
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LeBEAU:
Make one last attempt.
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We cannot bring him
back into camp.
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Colonel Hogan will murder us.
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Colonel Crittendon.
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Eh? What's the
hold-up, Carter?
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Shh! We can't figure out
which way to go, Colonel.
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Out of Germany, man,
quickest way possible.
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Uh, yes, sir,
but, see, we thought
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if-if you'd go out that way,
see, reconnoiter...
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That's not the
way at all.
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Lucky I came
on this escape.
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You've been turned
around since we left 16.
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Yes, sir. Sure was lucky.
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Just follow me, man.
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Shh!
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Following you.
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Halt!
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Wer ist da?
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Oh, blast!
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All clear, Colonel.
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Great, just great.
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It's been ten minutes
since the shots.
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Did they all get caught?
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Hello, here's Kinch.
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What happened?
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Well... that's
a good question, Colonel.
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We did get Sergeant Garreaux
out of Stalag 16.
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It was a beautiful operation.
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You want to hear about it?
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No, I don't want
to hear about it.
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This officer just insisted
on coming along.
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What do I care?
Where's Garreaux?
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Well, we had
a little trouble... outside.
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Garreaux got captured.
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Again. But the
officer got through.
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Dandy.
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As a matter of fact,
here he is now.
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Most ingenious.
Most ingenious.
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Oh, it can't be.
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Hogan, old boy.
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Good to see you again.
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I say, fantastic operation
you've got going down there.
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Absolutely fantastic.
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Why didn't you tell me about it
when I was here before, eh?
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Colonel Crittendon,
at that time,
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you said the only duty of a
prisoner of war was to escape,
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and if we were engaged
in any more than that,
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you'd tell the Germans.
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I said that?
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Yes, I suppose I did.
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Still, should've told
me about it, though.
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All right, I am telling you.
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We have the most dangerous man
in Germany in camp right now.
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We were bringing
in a trained assassin
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from Stalag 16 to kill him.
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Instead of that, you tag along!
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The whole operation
gets snafued,
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and our man gets captured.
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Now, I suppose you'll want
to tell Klink.
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Why would I do a thing
like that?
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Because this and everything else
we're doing in this camp
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is completely against
what prisoners of war
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"are supposed to do".
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Precisely! That's what makes it
such a smashing good show.
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Now, tell me about this chap
I'm going to do in?
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You're going
to do him in?
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Well, all in a day's soldiering.
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I mean, uh, can't make an omelet
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without breaking a few eggs,
can we, wot?
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Colonel Crittendon, you've had
actual field experience?
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Tied to a desk job
my whole career,
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so I could use a keen
young fellow like Carter here
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and all those firecrackers
he's got down in the cellar.
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Oh, we've got enough
stuff down there
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to blow up a whole
battalion, sir.
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Maybe you could put something
in his vichyssoise, Colonel?
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Oh, bonny day.
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Uh, popping him
into a nice tub of warm ale
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would be a bit
more British-like, sir.
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All right, hold it!
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What's up, old boy?
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This is probably
the biggest thing
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we're going to do
during the entire war,
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and we're not going to run it
like a high school production
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of Arsenic and Old Lace.
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Is that clear?
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Perfectly.
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What about a
pygmy blowpipe?
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Tipped with cobra venom.
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Not with a crossbow!
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Lovely weapon.
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What's the matter
with a gun?
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Far too noisy.
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Boy, this really works,
Colonel.
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Silent killer.
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I'd like to form a battalion
of these when I get home.
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Crittendon's Crossbow...
if they don't put me
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back behind a desk,
of course.
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Uh, care for a shot?
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No thanks, I'm on duty.
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Now, look, I just found out
Vanetti's having dinner
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with Klink tonight
in his quarters,
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in fact, in about 20 minutes.
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I'll get in there and maneuver
him in front of the window.
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Right. How will I know him?
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You know me, and you know Klink.
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He'll be the one you don't know.
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I say... jolly good.
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There'll be diversion
at the other end of the camp.
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That'll draw off the guards.
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You'll get time for one shot.
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Make it count.
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Right. Good as done.
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Uh, do you have any carrots?
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Carrots?
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Hmm. Touch of night blindness.
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Nothing to worry about.
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It's good as done.
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I can't stand it.
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Carter.
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All set?
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Yeah. They'll sound
like a war, Colonel.
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All right, five
minutes, take off.
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Crittendon.
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You know your post.
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Right.
All right, look,
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wait 60 seconds
after the diversion starts.
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I'll get Vanetti
to the window.
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Right.
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All right, take off.
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Good as done.
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Which way?
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That way.
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Right.
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Crittendon...
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Right. Ooh!
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And, uh, I trust things
are proceeding well
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with your little
project, Dr. Vanetti?
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Klink, what do you know
about my project?
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I know nothing,
nothing at all.
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I just asked if
things went well.
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Even that
is a most dangerous question.
260
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Of course. I
understand completely.
261
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,000
Do you?
262
00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,501
No! I do not understand.
263
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,334
I know nothing.
264
00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,834
I understand nothing.
265
00:12:53,868 --> 00:12:55,534
Have confidence.
266
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,367
We cannot be
disturbed.
267
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,868
Terribly sorry,
Colonel Klink.
268
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,901
Colonel Hogan,
out at once!
269
00:13:00,934 --> 00:13:01,901
Thought you'd want
to know...
270
00:13:01,934 --> 00:13:04,033
I do not want to know...
271
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,367
What?
272
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,734
I got wind
of an escape attempt.
273
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,567
Knowing it would fail,
I don't want my men to get hurt.
274
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:09,901
They will not try.
275
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:11,868
There can never be an
escape from Stalag 13.
276
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,667
Dismissed! I suppose
you're right, sir.
277
00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:15,000
I'm, uh, sorry for intruding.
278
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:16,267
I-I didn't catch
your name...
279
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,501
Dismissed!
280
00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,000
What's that?
281
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,400
Sounds like firecrackers.
282
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:26,167
Aha! Pistol fire...
That's what it is.
283
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,734
An escape attempt.
284
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,000
Gallant fools.
285
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,167
I must go at once,
286
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,868
but I cannot leave
you here alone.
287
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:34,334
I'll stay. I mean,
I'm a coward anyway.
288
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,667
But I cannot leave
you with him!
289
00:13:36,701 --> 00:13:37,868
Why?
290
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,367
I cannot tell you why.
291
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,734
I do not know why.
292
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,067
That's why!
293
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,367
Klink, you promised
me quiet.
294
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,501
You shall have absolute
quiet, Dr. Vanetti.
295
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,200
Sound the alarm!
Prisoners are escaping!
296
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:51,634
Wait, wait, wait,
Colonel, please!
297
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:52,801
What are you doing?!
298
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:54,467
Only your presence
can stop it!
299
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,133
That's right.
300
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,300
What shall I do?
301
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,801
Leave... quietly.
302
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,334
I shall return.
303
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,667
You can see it all
from the window, uh...
304
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:14,601
Now... I must talk to
you, Colonel Hogan.
305
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:15,968
Me?
Ja.
306
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,300
That is why I arranged
to be brought here.
307
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:20,434
I heard of your activities
through the underground.
308
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:24,501
I want you to get me
out of Germany.
309
00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,601
I thought you were working
on the atomic bomb for them.
310
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,834
The secret's in here, young man.
311
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,834
The secrets of the atomic bomb
are far too terrible
312
00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:36,200
to be entrusted to Herr Hitler.
313
00:14:36,234 --> 00:14:38,934
Can you get me to England?
314
00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,000
We can do it, yes.
315
00:14:41,033 --> 00:14:42,734
Good. We must plan quickly.
316
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,334
He'll be coming back
soon... No, Doctor...
317
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,067
You know, they were firecrack...
318
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,234
What are you
doing down there?
319
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,467
What is it?
320
00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:55,834
I don't know.
321
00:14:55,868 --> 00:14:58,267
Did you ever do anything nasty
to Robin Hood?
322
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:06,834
Schultz, Schultz!
323
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,501
They have tracked me
down, Klink... even here.
324
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:18,167
Dr. Vanetti, I assure you,
you are absolutely safe here.
325
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,701
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
326
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:23,000
Schultz, did you see anyone
in the compound just now?
327
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:24,434
Anyone shooting arrows?
328
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,300
Shooting arrows?
329
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,801
No, Herr Kommandant,
but this afternoon,
330
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:31,234
the prisoners
were pitching horseshoes.
331
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:34,467
Schultz! Take Dr. Vanetti
down to his quarters
332
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,968
under heavy guard at once.
333
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,467
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
334
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:41,501
And I want four sentries posted
24 hours a day, Schultz.
335
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:43,834
It shall be done,
Herr Kommandant.
336
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,834
Dr. Vanetti,
I promise you,
337
00:15:45,868 --> 00:15:47,334
you will be
absolutely safe there.
338
00:15:47,367 --> 00:15:51,267
Herr Kommandant,
you have a hole in your cap.
339
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,467
I know... I know.
340
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,934
Dismissed.
341
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,434
Good night, Dr. Vanetti.
Sleep well.
342
00:16:09,901 --> 00:16:12,300
Diabolical!
343
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,968
But how did they know
that he was here?
344
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,534
That's easy.
They didn't.
345
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,834
What are you saying,
Hogan?
346
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:21,167
No one knew he was here,
347
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,501
but everybody
knows you're here.
348
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:25,834
But who would be after me?
349
00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,234
Ah, it's not fair
of me to guess.
350
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:31,067
Who? Who?
351
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,501
You know how they hate
to fire a man to his face.
352
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:34,767
What?
353
00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,934
Not the Gestapo!
354
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,234
But why?
355
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,634
It may not even be personal.
356
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,934
Just a small purge.
357
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,834
I've got to be running along.
358
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:52,667
Um... sleep tight, Commandant.
359
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,033
Crittendon, lay off.
He's on our side.
360
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,701
Oldest trick in the world,
old boy,
361
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:03,200
now that he knows
we're onto him.
362
00:17:03,234 --> 00:17:05,701
He told me this
before you shot him.
363
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,167
You see? Devilishly clever,
but we'll get him next time.
364
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,167
High explosive.
That's the ticket.
365
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,067
Crittendon...
366
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,901
Carter!
367
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:20,200
Boy...
368
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:23,501
Boy, that stuff's
a little unstable.
369
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:27,834
Carter, you're shooting off the
stuff right under Klink's office.
370
00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,501
Too many shots
too close to the head,
371
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:31,501
that's what it is.
372
00:17:33,601 --> 00:17:35,701
Sorry, chaps, can't stand
in the way of progress.
373
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,200
Carter, back
to the old laboratory.
374
00:17:37,234 --> 00:17:39,167
Crittendon, what if I
give you a direct order?
375
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,000
Have to disregard it,
I'm afraid, old chap.
376
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,767
Have you on day to rank.
After you, Carter.
377
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,667
You're not going to let him
get away with that, Colonel?
378
00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,033
You've got
to stop him, gov'ner.
379
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,501
Tell us what to do,
Colonel.
380
00:17:53,534 --> 00:17:56,868
What happened to
that crossbow?
381
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,868
Colonel Hogan,
I have been thinking
382
00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:02,400
about what you suggested
last night,
383
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,901
and I reject it
completely.
384
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:04,901
About the Gestapo.
385
00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:06,367
They would have no reason
386
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,234
to include me in a blood purge
of any sort.
387
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,067
You're right.
388
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,534
I am?
Mm-hmm.
389
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,334
Sometimes they draw names
out of a hat.
390
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,033
Keeps everyone on his toes.
391
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,968
No!
392
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,467
However, there have been some,
uh, explosions this morning...
393
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,801
underground.
394
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,334
Do you have an explanation
for that?
395
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,400
I certainly do.
396
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,901
Well?
397
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,267
You rejected it.
398
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:32,167
You mean they are tunneling
underground to blow me up?
399
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,868
Well, that's utterly fantastic!
400
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:38,334
Yes, it is.
Is there anything else?
401
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,868
Wait!
402
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:43,200
Whoever it is, they're
getting closer.
403
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:46,167
Colonel Hogan,
what am I going to do?
404
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,667
Don't tell me you haven't got
a plan for this, Colonel.
405
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,000
Well, it had to come
sometime.
406
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:51,667
What, what?
407
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,234
Why don't you get out of camp
for a while, go to Berlin?
408
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,834
Berlin?
409
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,934
Won't General Burkhalter
protect you?
410
00:18:57,968 --> 00:18:59,334
Of course he'd protect me.
411
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,167
He has the greatest
respect for me.
412
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,434
Didn't he entrust me
with Dr. Vanetti?
413
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,000
You're right. You'll
take Vanetti with you.
414
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,000
You can't leave him here.
415
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,601
I'll take him along.
I can't leave him.
416
00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:09,033
Soon as it gets
dark, of course.
417
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,534
Soon as it gets dark,
of course.
418
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,400
And, naturally, you'll
both be in disguise.
419
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:13,734
Both in disguise.
420
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,701
Boy, I have to
hand it to you.
421
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,567
You had it planned
all along.
422
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,267
Psst!
423
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:35,834
All right, look, keep your
collar up and your cap down.
424
00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:39,601
You're, uh, you're sure
this is a better way, Hogan?
425
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:41,334
Better? It's perfect.
426
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:44,667
Forged papers from Berlin,
our own men in the staff car.
427
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:47,801
All you have to do is take
Vanetti out and let him have it.
428
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:51,100
Just, um... let him have it.
429
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:52,968
Close range.
430
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,534
Fire the entire clip,
just to make sure.
431
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,968
Eh, right.
432
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,167
Um, you're sure
he's not on our side?
433
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,501
Crittendon, I couldn't fight
your logic.
434
00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,801
Let's go.
Quite.
435
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,434
There's the staff car.
436
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,801
I'll check to see
if Vanetti's in it.
437
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,033
But Hogan...
438
00:20:16,067 --> 00:20:19,267
Oh, yes, better say
good-bye here.
439
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,033
After you let him have it,
just take off across country.
440
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,367
After you get back to England,
441
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,267
they don't dare put you
behind a desk again.
442
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,067
Yes, I dare say...
Ice water, Crittendon.
443
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,667
What?
444
00:20:28,701 --> 00:20:32,133
Just what you've got
in your veins: ice water.
445
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,367
Good luck.
446
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,334
Colonel Klink?
447
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,334
What? Oh, Hogan.
448
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:48,334
Excellent disguise, sir,
but, uh, are you aware
449
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:51,100
Dr. Vanetti is wandering around
the compound looking for you?
450
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,501
Impossible! I just sent
Schultz in to get him.
451
00:20:53,534 --> 00:20:54,667
Had a little mix-up.
452
00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,367
He came out when you took
the guard off.
453
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,033
I'll get him.
Well, be quick about it.
454
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:59,968
And good luck, sir.
You'll be back in no time.
455
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,467
Why, I, uh...
Hogan...
456
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,467
I'm going, I'm going.
Your disguise.
457
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:04,334
Oh.
458
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,667
Herr Kommandant!
459
00:21:16,701 --> 00:21:18,667
Herr Kommandant!
460
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:20,667
Mr. Vanetti's gone!
461
00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:23,267
Schultz. Don't worry
about it, Schultz.
462
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,501
Why shouldn't I worry?
463
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,601
He is gone!
What is happening?
464
00:21:26,634 --> 00:21:28,968
I wouldn't tell another
soul, but I'm going to tell you.
465
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,033
Now, it'll take a little time,
so pay close attention.
466
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,968
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I know nothing.
467
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,133
I don't want to know nothing.
I see nothing!
468
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:43,834
I see nothing!
469
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:54,501
Dr. Vanetti, why did you ask
the driver to pull over?
470
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,501
The game won't
work, old boy.
471
00:21:56,534 --> 00:21:59,100
I'm not Vanetti.
You are. You're not?
472
00:22:00,868 --> 00:22:05,100
Gestapo! Oh, I-I-I assure you,
I am completely loyal.
473
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:08,801
This, uh, this disguise...
It's-it's just a lark.
474
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:12,834
Actually, I was on my way
to Berlin to join the Party.
475
00:22:12,868 --> 00:22:15,300
I say, you're...
you're not Vanetti.
476
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,968
You're... you're Klink.
477
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,968
Of course I am.
478
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,968
Heart and soul
with our glorious leader,
479
00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:25,200
ah, dating back to the year
when the...
480
00:22:25,234 --> 00:22:27,000
Haven't we met before?
481
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:29,000
Uh, must've been
two other chaps.
482
00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,133
I, uh, I just remembered
an appointment.
483
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,667
Guard! Driver!
484
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:35,534
He's an escapee from Stalag 16!
485
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,701
Capture him!
486
00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:40,767
I have been tricked... somehow!
487
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,667
You're all set, Doctor:
papers, money.
488
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:52,501
You'll get through to England
all right.
489
00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:54,968
Ja, ja, I will get
through to England.
490
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:58,133
I'm only sorry that you had
to sacrifice a man for me.
491
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:00,200
Crittendon?
We didn't sacrifice him.
492
00:23:00,234 --> 00:23:03,033
Made sure the guards had blanks
in their guns.
493
00:23:03,067 --> 00:23:05,367
Ah. Good.
494
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,501
He may make it through,
but I doubt it.
495
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:10,501
He just doesn't have a talent
for escaping.
496
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:14,801
Well, it's almost time.
Klink'll be back.
497
00:23:14,834 --> 00:23:17,300
Want to make sure we blow up
your lab before he gets here.
498
00:23:17,334 --> 00:23:20,801
Well, then, I shall say danke
schon und wiederschen.
499
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,634
Good.
Uh, Dr. Vanetti?
500
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:26,634
Uh, forgive my, uh,
professional curiosity, sort of,
501
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,467
but do you think our side
502
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,501
will ever come up
with the atomic bomb?
503
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,167
I hope not.
504
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,167
T'would be noisy.
505
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,501
Very noisy.
506
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,334
Incredible.
507
00:23:52,367 --> 00:23:55,334
And you have found no
trace of him, Klink?
508
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,667
None. General Burkhalter,
509
00:23:57,701 --> 00:24:00,701
you cannot imagine the force
of this explosion.
510
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:03,033
A victim of his own evil designs
for mankind,
511
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,567
if I may say so, General.
512
00:24:04,601 --> 00:24:05,334
You may not!
513
00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,534
How can he be so brainy
514
00:24:08,567 --> 00:24:11,834
and dummkopf enough
to blow himself up?
515
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,300
And from you,
Colonel Hogan,
516
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:24,200
I shall want straight
answers to many questions.
517
00:24:24,234 --> 00:24:25,634
Many.
518
00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:26,968
I agree with you, sir.
519
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,300
Why don't we go
talk it over
520
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,801
with General Burkhalter
right now?
521
00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:33,534
Eh... forget it.
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