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All ready?
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Yes, sir.
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Newkirk.
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LeBeau's ready
to move out.
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We need a diversion.
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Righto.
Righto, Colonel.
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Sleepy, Grandma?
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Leave off.
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Get going.
Be careful.
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Don't get yourself shot.
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In this outfit,
could you blame 'em?
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Halt!
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Halt!
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Nein, nein, nein.
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The Englander.
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He's sleep-walking.
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Wake up, Newkirk.
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Newkirk...
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Wake up.
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Oh, Fraulein.
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Oh, Fraulein, ich
liebe dich. Ich...
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No, no, stop.
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You can't come with me.
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I'm only going to dig
for mushrooms.
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Bismarck... Kaiser...
sit, sit, sit.
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Good, now stay.
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If you're good, I'm going
to bring you back a cat.
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All right, boys and girls,
to the kennel.
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Guten Abend.
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Ich bin Deutsch?
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Your German is terrible.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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All right,
sound off, buddy.
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Who are you?
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Corporal LeBeau.
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I'm digging for mushrooms.
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That's cute.
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No, it's true.
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Every Friday we have sauce
La Champignon
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on our boiled potatoes.
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I'm a P.O.W.
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Yeah? Who won the
World Series in 1940?
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"Who won the World Series..."
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How do I know?
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Ask me who was at
the Folies Bergere in l940.
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That I know.
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You're a P.O.W.?
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Yes. Stalag 13.
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Braden. This is Mills. Hi.
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Hi, Mills.
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We tunneled out
of Stalag 9
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a couple of hours ago.
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We've got to get in touch
with Colonel Hogan.
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Colonel Hogan?
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Our escape officer
told us about him.
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Now, why didn't he notify us
through the underground?
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We took off
on our own.
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We need fake
I.D. cards,
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civilian clothes,
maps and money.
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How about it?
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That's possible.
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Do you have a reservation?
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You mean a guy has to make
a reservation for an escape?
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Well, we're booked
right through New Year's Eve.
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We tunneled through
400 feet of rock and mud.
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We're not going
to stop now.
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Okay, I'll take you to Hogan.
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What did you do?
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Dig your tunnel
through Times Square?
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Cominskey, Corporal Walter.
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Cominskey,
Corporal Walter.
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Palmer, Sergeant John.
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Hackensack, New Jersey.
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Palmer,
Sergeant John.
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Hey, any mail for me?
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That's all
of them, Colonel.
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Could be it's only
the first wave.
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I make it, uh, 20 men.
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That's just enough
for a marching band.
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All right, let me
have your attention.
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Welcome to Stalag 13,
fellas.
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For your information,
we're in the escape business.
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Oh, this must be the place.
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You said it.
We didn't know you were coming,
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so it's going to be
a little tough.
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Too many to
handle, Colonel?
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Generally we handle
two or three.
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This is our first venture
in the wholesale business.
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Newkirk, we'll need civilian
clothes for everybody.
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Right, Colonel.
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We'll also need
some forged papers, Carter.
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All right. The first
ten men report to me
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tomorrow at 0930 hours
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in tunnel number four.
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I'll take your pictures
for German I.D. cards.
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All right, look, fellas,
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when we're ready,
we'll move 'em out of the tunnel
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in hut number three.
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Kinch, get on the radio
to London.
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Arrange a pick-up point.
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Tell 'em to send
a big submarine...
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uh, with a trailer.
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All right,
are there any questions?
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Colonel...
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all this organization you got
here sounds great, sir, but...
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We're an old
established firm.
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But it's going to take
an awful long time
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to outfit 20 guys.
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He's rock happy,
Colonel.
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We'll move you out
as soon as we can.
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Yeah, I know, sir,
but wouldn't it be bet...
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You have any complaints,
see the Auto Club, huh?
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Hey, if it comes out okay,
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I want a couple
of dozen prints.
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Hey, come on,
knock it off.
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Now, don't smile.
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Try to look as German
as possible.
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All right, next.
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Waist, 26 inches.
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26?
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What are you, in the Army
or the Cub Scouts?
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I was drafted.
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No wonder it's taken us
so long to win the war.
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Yes, Herr General.
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I heard the news.
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A most regrettable
business.
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20 men escaping
from Stalag 9.
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The Commandant,
Colonel Smeckler,
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is a personal
friend of mine.
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I must telephone
him immediately
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and express my
deepest sympathy, yes.
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What? Oh, yes...
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Long distance to Russia
is very expensive.
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Yes, Herr General,
I understand.
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I understand completely,
Herr General.
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Don't do that,
Colonel Hogan.
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It leaves me weak.
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How weak?
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Very.
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What's the Colonel
want to see me about?
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I can't tell you.
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I'm not supposed
to tell you.
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No...
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Honey, I've got all day.
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What was the question?
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I forget.
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You may rest assured,
Herr General,
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we are always
on the alert here.
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You know our proud boast.
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No one has ever escaped
from Stalag 13.
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Goodbye, Herr General.
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What?
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Oh, yes, of course...
Heil Hitler.
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You know, it is
most gratifying
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to have the confidence of
one's superior officer.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Too bad that's not the case
with you, Schultz.
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I'm only a humble Sergeant,
Herr Kommandant.
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Yes, an accident of war.
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Now, where is Hogan?
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I sent for him 20 minutes ago.
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At once.
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Colonel Hogan!
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Sit down, Colonel.
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Hogan, I sent for you
because it is necessary
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for us to have
a little chat.
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Chat away.
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Undoubtedly you are aware
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that there is another Stalag
not too far from here.
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Yeah, Stalag 9.
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I'm not going to be transferred,
am I?
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Why? You like it here?
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"Like" is hardly the word.
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I mean, it's like
a home away from home.
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Schultz, did you hear that?
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There's a war on,
he's a prisoner,
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yet he calls it a home.
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I think he's stir crazy.
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Silence! You will speak
only when you're spoken to.
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You spoke to me,
Herr Kommandant.
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Next time don't answer.
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Oh!
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Colonel Hogan, I
want to give you
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some information
and a little advice.
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First, there has been
an escape from Stalag 9.
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There has?
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Hey, that's wonderful.
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Schultz, you never tell us
anything.
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I know nothing.
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I warn you... don't be
encouraged by this news
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to try something
foolish.
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Who'd want to escape
from all this beauty?
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All this beauty.
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Silence.
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Things have been awfully
quiet around here.
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You're up
to something.
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I am watching you
every minute.
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Dismissed.
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Incidentally, Colonel,
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how did the boys
of Stalag 9 get out?
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A tunnel.
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And again I advise
you not to try it.
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Oh, come on,
we wouldn't dig a tunnel.
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Good.
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Go out in a helicopter
with parachutes.
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Insolence.
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Somewhere we can drop you,
like the Russian Front?
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Out!
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All guards are to go on
special alert immediately.
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I will spot check
the huts personally.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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A helicopter,
indeed.
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What a clever idea.
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Shut up.
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Mills, Mills, wake up.
Hmm...
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Wake up.
Hmm!
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You awake?
Yes.
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Listen, a guy told me
there's a road construction
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a few miles from here,
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and every day they send
a tank truck to get water
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inside the gate.
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I saw it.
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Okay, they open the top hatch
to fill it.
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The goons always watch
the driver.
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If we come on the blind side...
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And what about
the driver?
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He's a civilian Kraut.
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Once we're inside,
we can hear him climbing up.
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Then we go under the water till
he closes the hatch.
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You with me?
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I don't know.
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Hogan said
he'd get us out.
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That might take weeks.
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20 guys... papers, clothes...
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Yeah, but if we blow it,
they might grab everybody.
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Look, I got you out
of Stalag 9, didn't I?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, we go tomorrow.
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Gin.
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Hi, Kinch.
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Any word from London?
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Yeah. The sub
will be standing by every night
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beginning tomorrow.
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Newkirk?
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Civilian clothes
are finished, Colonel.
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Fitting tonight.
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The I.D. cards will be finished
this afternoon.
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All right, we'll move
'em out tomorrow night.
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We'll use the tunnel
in hut number three.
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All right, all right.
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Yeah, I bet a truck like that
holds maybe a thousand gallons.
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Make a lovely
dry martini.
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Where would you get
a 50-pound olive?
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Now, you take a truck
like that...
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hey, there's Braden and Mills.
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What are they doing out?
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Going for the truck.
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They're barmy.
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Hey, let's get them.
No, no, hold it.
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If they get caught,
they'll ruin it for the lot.
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Klink's worried
'cause things
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have been too quiet.
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Let's just change
that right now.
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Move in when I
give the okay.
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00:12:42,231 --> 00:12:44,233
Schultz, what would
you say if I told you
266
00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:45,859
there were a couple
of prisoners
267
00:12:45,859 --> 00:12:47,069
in that water tank, huh?
268
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:48,862
Good luck to them.
269
00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:50,864
What would they be
doing in there?
270
00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:53,367
What's the first thing
that comes to your mind?
271
00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:54,660
They are thirsty?
272
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:58,539
No, come on, think
of something crazy.
273
00:12:58,539 --> 00:13:00,207
They're trying to escape?
274
00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:03,877
That's why
you're a sergeant.
275
00:13:06,755 --> 00:13:08,215
Raus! Raus!
276
00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:11,218
Out! Out! Out
with you! Out!
277
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,057
Ha! Ha! Hahahaha!
278
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,518
Oh, how could you
do this to me?
279
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,271
You cannot trust
anybody anymore!
280
00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:23,438
Bad boys!
281
00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:49,089
Barnes, Davis.
282
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,341
You clods go hide
in my office.
283
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:52,593
I'm sorry, Colonel.
284
00:13:52,593 --> 00:13:54,595
Go!
285
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:55,596
What's up Colonel?
286
00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:57,598
All right, the Krauts
will be here in a minute
287
00:13:57,598 --> 00:13:58,807
looking for
Braden and Mills.
288
00:13:58,849 --> 00:13:59,933
That's for sure.
289
00:13:59,975 --> 00:14:01,768
We can't give 'em up,
otherwise we'll blow
290
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:02,895
the whole
operation, right?
291
00:14:02,936 --> 00:14:04,188
Sure, Colonel.
So.
292
00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:05,731
Colonel! What's that for?
293
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:08,108
That's for trying to hide out
in the water truck.
294
00:14:12,404 --> 00:14:14,531
So you wouldn't take
my advice, eh, Hogan?
295
00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:15,741
Where are the
two prisoners
296
00:14:15,782 --> 00:14:16,742
who tried to escape?
297
00:14:16,783 --> 00:14:18,285
If you stood any
closer to them,
298
00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:19,912
your Iron Cross
would get rusty.
299
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:23,165
Oh, you fools.
300
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:24,791
Here's my reward.
301
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,293
30 days in the cooler.
302
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,628
Take them away.
303
00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:31,840
30 days is a cruel, inhuman,
unjustified punishment,
304
00:14:31,882 --> 00:14:34,134
to be inflicted
only by a sadist.
305
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:38,138
Flattery will gain you
nothing, my dear, Colonel.
306
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,645
30 days. Boy, that's
a bum rap, Colonel.
307
00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:45,812
It's shocking.
308
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,648
All right, Klink's had
his fun for today.
309
00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:48,815
Now he'll relax.
310
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,568
We move the Stalag 9 boys
out tonight, ready or not.
311
00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:52,861
Yes, Colonel.
312
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:53,862
One last
detail, sir?
313
00:14:53,904 --> 00:14:54,821
What is it, Lebeau?
314
00:14:54,821 --> 00:14:55,989
Permission to punch
315
00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:57,366
Braden and Mills
in the nose.
316
00:15:08,502 --> 00:15:09,962
Here he comes now.
317
00:15:16,593 --> 00:15:18,220
Anybody tell you fellows
318
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,555
we have an escape
going tonight?
319
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:20,722
Yeah, we're ready.
320
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:21,682
What about the tunnel?
321
00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:22,975
You were gonna
fix the trap.
322
00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:24,893
He's behind the times.
323
00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:26,687
He's an officer, you know.
324
00:15:26,687 --> 00:15:28,438
It was finished
hours ago.
325
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,982
Sure, we even
moved the entrance.
326
00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:32,025
Oh. Uh-huh. I see.
327
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,527
We're going to
play games, huh?
328
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,863
You want me to find where
the new entrance is?
329
00:15:35,863 --> 00:15:37,573
No wonder he's
a colonel.
330
00:15:37,614 --> 00:15:39,616
Catches on...
just like that.
331
00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:40,659
Okay, I'll play.
332
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:42,578
We figure if you
can't find it,
333
00:15:42,619 --> 00:15:43,370
the goons won't.
334
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,038
Watch.
335
00:15:57,259 --> 00:15:59,845
Very, very old fashioned,
that colonel.
336
00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:11,899
Ah.
337
00:16:11,899 --> 00:16:13,692
I can tell by your face, Carter.
338
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,235
Wrong.
339
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,821
That's the sauerbraten
I had for lunch.
340
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:20,866
Okay, I give up. You win.
341
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:24,203
Will you
follow us, please?
342
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:27,915
Excuse me a minute,
old man?
343
00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:30,417
So, you'll be five
minutes late for the ball.
344
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,756
Ta-ta-dah.
345
00:16:35,756 --> 00:16:37,758
Gee, Dad, it's a tunnel.
346
00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:38,926
You never had a chance.
347
00:16:38,926 --> 00:16:39,927
You do good work.
348
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:40,886
You really do.
349
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:42,262
Well, let's
face it, Colonel.
350
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:43,722
What would you
do without us?
351
00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:44,848
Yeah. That's right.
352
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,600
You fellows
wouldn't be mad
353
00:16:46,642 --> 00:16:49,937
if I told you I-I knew
it was there all the time?
354
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:52,231
Yes, I would.
355
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,440
All right, then,
I won't tell you.
356
00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:00,113
You're a fine-looking
bunch of Krauts.
357
00:17:02,157 --> 00:17:03,450
Hey!
358
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,537
Colonel, I'd like to report
a peeping Tom, here.
359
00:17:06,578 --> 00:17:07,871
All right, all right.
360
00:17:07,913 --> 00:17:10,499
Now, you got your identity
papers and your rations.
361
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,042
You're going to travel in twos.
362
00:17:12,084 --> 00:17:13,126
Got your maps?
363
00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:14,336
They got
everything.
364
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:16,046
All right, LeBeau,
you're gonna be in charge
365
00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:17,881
of the other end to get them
through the hole.
366
00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:19,091
Yes, sir. I'm ready.
367
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,217
It's time.
They're gonna be
368
00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,052
changing the guards
in a couple of minutes.
369
00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:23,679
All right, saddle up.
Here we go.
370
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,639
Let's go, let's go.
371
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:28,809
Now don't leave
anything behind.
372
00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:30,477
- Take care.
- Watch that first step.
373
00:17:30,519 --> 00:17:31,979
All right, come on,
keep it moving.
374
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,146
I'm after the lady.
375
00:17:33,188 --> 00:17:34,189
Come on, you should've...
376
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:35,816
You should've done that
long before, now.
377
00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:42,406
Come on.
378
00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:43,907
Now, get all your stuff.
379
00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:45,659
Don't even look. Pick it up.
380
00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:48,954
Don't leave
anything behind.
381
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:57,337
Shh. Silence. Quiet.
382
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,173
Knock it off, huh?
383
00:17:59,173 --> 00:17:59,715
I'm going up.
384
00:18:10,601 --> 00:18:11,768
Two goons.
385
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:13,145
How close?
386
00:18:13,187 --> 00:18:16,481
I could read
"Made in Japan" on their boots.
387
00:18:16,523 --> 00:18:19,693
Go tell Hogan
we can't use the hole.
388
00:18:21,904 --> 00:18:23,197
Keep it moving down there, huh?
389
00:18:23,197 --> 00:18:24,531
Hey, what's going on down there?
390
00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:25,574
They just
passed the word
391
00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:26,617
we can't use
the tunnel.
392
00:18:26,658 --> 00:18:27,326
Goons in the way.
393
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,702
Oh, great.
394
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:30,996
We're going to run out
of time and darkness.
395
00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:32,664
Simultaneously,
I should think.
396
00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:34,708
You, better wash it out
for tonight, Colonel.
397
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,918
The way Klink's
been acting?
398
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,211
Spot checks,
special alerts.
399
00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,712
He's relaxed.
We've gotta move.
400
00:18:38,712 --> 00:18:40,422
Yeah, but how do we
get past those goons?
401
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:44,968
Trade him one end
of the tunnel for the other.
402
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,762
Carter and Newkirk,
into the tunnel.
403
00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:47,846
Right, okay.
404
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:50,432
Break through
and give yourselves up.
405
00:18:50,474 --> 00:18:53,101
You're having a go
at us, aren't you?
406
00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:54,186
You heard me.
407
00:18:54,228 --> 00:18:55,646
Break through,
give yourselves up.
408
00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:57,773
We got to let 'em
know where we are. Come on.
409
00:18:57,814 --> 00:18:59,149
He's mad, you
know. He's mad.
410
00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:02,569
Sir, I'd like to
request a transfer
411
00:19:02,611 --> 00:19:03,445
to the paratroops.
412
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,784
Braden...
413
00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:10,577
the rest of your
men down there,
414
00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:12,079
stay underneath the floor.
415
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:13,247
When you hear this...
416
00:19:14,248 --> 00:19:16,375
move 'em out
fast and quiet.
417
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,584
Two taps. Got it.
418
00:19:17,626 --> 00:19:18,836
You're brilliant.
419
00:19:18,877 --> 00:19:20,337
I'm going to recommend you
for officer's training.
420
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:28,512
The colonel wants us
to give ourselves up.
421
00:19:28,554 --> 00:19:30,222
Let the goons
capture us?
422
00:19:30,264 --> 00:19:33,141
That's what
the man said.
423
00:19:33,183 --> 00:19:35,727
What happens in your army
if you shoot a colonel?
424
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:40,691
In my army, we get
the Croix de Guerre.
425
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,620
Lafayette, I am here.
426
00:20:00,335 --> 00:20:03,297
Alone, I'm all alone.
427
00:20:03,338 --> 00:20:04,214
Raus! Schnell!
428
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,092
Halt! Halt!
429
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,816
After them! After them!
430
00:20:29,698 --> 00:20:34,119
How would you like to buy a
couple of nice German shepherds?
431
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:35,287
I was only exercising them.
432
00:20:42,377 --> 00:20:45,797
Aha, a tunnel, eh?
433
00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:47,257
Did you get them all?
434
00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:49,843
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
435
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:53,805
All right,
let's not waste any time.
436
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:56,350
Where did this tunnel start,
huh?
437
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,101
You'll never find out,
438
00:20:58,143 --> 00:21:00,145
no matter what
you do to us.
439
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,647
That goes for me, too.
440
00:21:01,688 --> 00:21:02,940
My lips are sealed.
441
00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:04,942
Oh, no. We have ways
to make you talk,
442
00:21:04,983 --> 00:21:06,193
and we will use them!
443
00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:09,112
Oh! Oh! All right,
I'll tell you.
444
00:21:09,154 --> 00:21:11,740
The tunnel starts
in hut number three.
445
00:21:11,782 --> 00:21:13,158
Hut number three?
446
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,159
Dirty squealer!
447
00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:15,202
I never could
stand pain.
448
00:21:15,202 --> 00:21:16,870
I knew I'd get it
out of them.
449
00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,038
Hut number three.
450
00:21:18,038 --> 00:21:18,872
Hut number three!
451
00:21:18,914 --> 00:21:20,249
Hut number three!
452
00:21:20,332 --> 00:21:22,876
Let's get it! Go!
I knew it! I knew it!
453
00:21:27,256 --> 00:21:31,093
When I give you the word,
stamp twice... pow, pow.
454
00:21:31,134 --> 00:21:32,177
Gotcha.
455
00:21:34,263 --> 00:21:35,889
Here they come.
456
00:21:39,393 --> 00:21:42,479
Aha, aha, aha.
457
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:44,189
So, caught you
with the goods, huh?
458
00:21:44,231 --> 00:21:47,901
Hogan, I have warned you
many times and again you try.
459
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:50,404
I have had enough of this.
460
00:21:50,404 --> 00:21:52,823
Herr Kommandant,
please, may I?
461
00:21:52,865 --> 00:21:55,576
No one, but no one,
ever escapes from Stalag 13.
462
00:21:55,576 --> 00:21:57,411
Oh, Herr Kommandant,
463
00:21:57,452 --> 00:21:59,955
your foot's swelled
by the excitement.
464
00:21:59,997 --> 00:22:01,206
Dummkopf.
465
00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:02,249
Jawohl.
466
00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:05,335
Cancel that order.
467
00:22:24,771 --> 00:22:28,317
A nice little tunnel.
468
00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,903
Colonel Hogan, what happened
to your helicopter, huh?
469
00:22:30,944 --> 00:22:34,448
We're waiting
for spare parts.
470
00:22:34,489 --> 00:22:36,700
I will not forget
this madness.
471
00:22:36,742 --> 00:22:38,785
Schultz, they're to begin
work immediately
472
00:22:38,785 --> 00:22:40,120
filling in this tunnel.
473
00:22:40,162 --> 00:22:42,748
A little hard labor
all night won't hurt them.
474
00:22:42,789 --> 00:22:44,124
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
475
00:22:44,124 --> 00:22:46,043
And then tomorrow,
when the job is done,
476
00:22:46,084 --> 00:22:49,213
we will take
the next corrective measure.
477
00:22:49,254 --> 00:22:52,674
What do you think
of that, Colonel Hogan?
478
00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:56,053
Well, look at this way...
You can't win 'em all.
479
00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:57,971
Of course not.
480
00:22:57,971 --> 00:23:00,015
But you can try.
481
00:23:11,485 --> 00:23:15,280
Job's finished, Colonel.
Tunnel's all filled in.
482
00:23:15,656 --> 00:23:17,199
Oh, Newkirk.
483
00:23:17,241 --> 00:23:18,992
Yes, it's me.
484
00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:20,536
Boys must be tired, huh?
485
00:23:20,577 --> 00:23:22,162
Nah, not at all.
We could have carried on
486
00:23:22,204 --> 00:23:23,831
for at least
another five minutes.
487
00:23:28,669 --> 00:23:30,838
I have to see
the big shot.
488
00:23:30,879 --> 00:23:32,381
Well, he's on the phone,
489
00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:33,507
but he'll be out
in a minute.
490
00:23:33,674 --> 00:23:35,634
I can wait, baby.
491
00:23:37,845 --> 00:23:39,638
Bluebirds have all
flown the coop, sir.
492
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,931
All 20?
493
00:23:40,973 --> 00:23:43,475
Should be over the white
cliffs of Dover by now.
494
00:23:43,517 --> 00:23:45,477
And what are you
mumbling about?
495
00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:48,647
We're just saying if you lost
a little weight, Schultz,
496
00:23:48,689 --> 00:23:50,190
you'd look 20 years younger.
497
00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,859
Forget it. I'm
handsome as it is.
498
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,694
Am I right, Helga, baby?
499
00:23:55,445 --> 00:23:58,365
Well, we're all happy
this morning, huh?
500
00:23:58,365 --> 00:23:59,825
Herr Kommandant,
I have to report
501
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:02,286
the tunnel has been filled in.
It is completely kaput.
502
00:24:02,327 --> 00:24:05,539
Excellent, Schultz.
503
00:24:05,581 --> 00:24:06,665
And now, Hogan,
for the punishment
504
00:24:06,707 --> 00:24:08,000
I promised you.
505
00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,711
30 days in the cooler
for all your men.
506
00:24:10,711 --> 00:24:12,796
Schultz, the
formation at once.
507
00:24:12,838 --> 00:24:14,590
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
508
00:24:14,631 --> 00:24:16,550
Colonel Hogan,
are you going
509
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:19,511
to parade your men
to the cells?
510
00:24:19,553 --> 00:24:20,512
You must be kidding.
511
00:24:20,554 --> 00:24:22,014
Well, knowing
you as I do,
512
00:24:22,055 --> 00:24:24,266
I thought you might like to
join your men in the cooler
513
00:24:24,308 --> 00:24:25,267
as a gesture.
514
00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:27,686
Actually, there's nothing
I'd enjoy more,
515
00:24:27,978 --> 00:24:28,896
but I can't.
516
00:24:28,937 --> 00:24:30,272
And why not?
517
00:24:30,314 --> 00:24:32,399
Somebody's got
to warm up the helicopter.
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