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By order
of Commandant Wilhelm Klink,
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all prisoners have to stay away
from doors and windows,
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and are not allowed
to leave the barracks
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for no reason whatsoever
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until further notice.
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You can't do that.
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It's against the Geneva
Prisoner of War Convention.
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And the rules
of organized warfare.
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And don't forget the Interstate
Commerce Commission.
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I have given the order.
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Every time
I tell them something,
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they always give me trouble.
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Good-bye,
Schultz!
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Good-bye, old Shultz.
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Hey, Colonel,
what's happening?
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We're gonna find out
right now.
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Carter, watch the door.
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Hey, they just
brought in a civilian.
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Anybody we know?
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He's guarded
by two Kraut officers.
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They put him
in that storage building
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they've been cleaning out
all this week.
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Must be important.
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I could sneak out and
find out, maybe. No?
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Nah, nah, nah.
Got a better idea.
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Schultz probably knows
what's going on.
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Carter, go tell him
there's a seat open
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in the blackjack game.
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Newkirk, start
the blackjack game.
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21. Name of the game, gents.
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Wieder
ein-und-swanzig.
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He beats me again.
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He's knocking
my brains out.
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Tough luck, old chap.
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Care for another go?
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What do you think?
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You think I'm a sucker?
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You think I just got off the bus
from Dusseldorf?
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Hmm. I bet 25 marks...
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on the cuff.
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Sorry, Schultz.
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You've already had 300 marks
on tick.
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You'll have to get the okay
from... Colonel Hogan.
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What's the
problem, Schultz?
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Oh, our friend here
wants more credit, Colonel,
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but he's already into us
for quite a bit.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, Schultz,
you owe us money
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and, obviously,
you can't pay.
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What are you gonna
do about it?
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I'm going
to make a comeback.
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Don't you worry.
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Gambling is
against the rules,
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especially
with prisoners.
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Now, if Colonel Klink
should find out...
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say hello to the gang at
the Russian front, baby.
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Oh, Colonel, please
give him a chance.
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Yeah, Colonel,
take it easy on him.
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He's not a bad sort...
for a goon.
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All right.
I'll tell you what.
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You can get even and
back into the game, Schultz.
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Tell us who
the civilian was
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that they brought
into camp tonight.
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You want me to give you
a secret for 300 marks?!
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He who dances
must pay the fiddler.
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Who's dancing?
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My answer is no.
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Oh, Colonel...
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I just overheard
those two guards talking.
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Guess who that man is
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that they brought
in here tonight?
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Who?
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Who do you think I am,
a Dummkopf or something?
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Using that old corny trick.
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I'm the only one
that Commandant Klink told
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that the man is a captured
French scien... tist.
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French scientist,
Schultz?
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What's his name?
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I say no more.
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It slipped out.
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I have witnesses.
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The Russian
front, baby...
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Combing your hair with
an ice pick every morning.
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Come on, Schultz,
you're in too deep.
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What's his name?
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His name is Henry DuBois.
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Deal me in.
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He was brought here
for some experiments.
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Deal me in.
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Deal me in.
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Hit me. Hit me.
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Deal me...
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Ah!
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Ein-und-zwanzing!
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Hey, here's the answer on DuBois
from London, Colonel.
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Okay, Kinch.
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"DuBois synthetic
fuel expert.
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"Reported collaborating.
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"Valuable man.
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"Try get him our side.
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Failing, eliminate
DuBois and work."
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Sounds like
a big job, huh?
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Must be. They
went over ten words.
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May I ask how you found out
that Henry DuBois is here?
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Colonel, a POW camp
is like a beauty parlor...
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Gossip, loose talk,
rumors about such things
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as who's being transferred
to the Russian front.
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They wouldn't dare.
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I am needed here.
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Of course. Of course.
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But, just in case,
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the boys are knitting
you a beautiful muffler.
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And what is this
about LeBeau?
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Oh, yeah.
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Monsieur DuBois caught sight
of him this morning
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and immediately asked him
to work in his laboratory.
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But why LeBeau?
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You have never heard
of Louis LeBeau?
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The man they called
Mr. Test Tube
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at the École de Chimie
in Paris?
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He's a chemist?
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In France, he's known
for the discovery of hemolac.
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He... Hemolac?
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What is hemolac?
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That's a problem for after
the war: What is hemolac?
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But he's a cook who
works for the prisoners.
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You know what they say
at the universities:
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You show me a chemist,
and I'll show you a great chef.
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What's the difference whether
you have hydrochloric acid
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or a pot roast cooking
on a Bunsen burner?
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I can't believe it.
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Just think how great
it would be for you
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if you got the credit
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for speeding up
Monsieur DuBois' experiments.
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Yes! I can see where
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General Burkhalter
would be very pleased.
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It's amazing
how far ahead of me
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you are at times.
Amazing.
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So...
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LeBeau refuses to
work for him, eh?
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That
little cockroach.
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I'll show him who's in command
of Stalag 13. Bring him in!
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Monsieur LeBeau, from
the École de Chimie in Paris.
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I will not do it.
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I will not.
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We have ways
of making you obey orders.
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I'm only required
to give my name,
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rank and serial number.
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I am Louis LeBeau,
Corporal,
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and my serial number
is H-1-2-4-9-7...
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H-1-2...
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4...
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H...
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The man who invented hemolac
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can't even remember
his own serial number.
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They're all that way.
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Einstein once left the
house without his pants.
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That means nothing to me.
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It meant
something to him.
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Corporal LeBeau,
you are hereby ordered
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to report to Monsieur DuBois
and assist him as requested.
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Dismissed.
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Monsieur DuBois?
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Oui.
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I am Corporal
Louis LeBeau.
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I've been ordered
to assist you
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in your experiments.
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I have no need for an assistant.
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I did not ask for one.
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This is the order
of the commandant,
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Colonel Wilhelm Klink.
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Then I have no choice.
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Yes, you do have a
choice, Monsieur DuBois.
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Cochon!
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Your choice is work
for the allies or die!
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And I will see to that myself.
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Collaborator!
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Collaborator?
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Yes!
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Do you think I do this
because I want to?
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They are holding my daughter
at the hotel in town.
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If I do not do as they say,
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who knows
what might happen to her?
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You didn't volunteer?
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I'm loyal
to our country.
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My daughter and I were captured
when France fell.
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The Germans force me
to work for them.
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I have been delaying,
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making little
useless experiments.
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Frankly, I... I don't know
what to make anymore.
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I have an idea for you.
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Yes?
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How about crêpes suzette?
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Crêpe su...?
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LeBeau told me
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DuBois said he wouldn't leave
without his daughter.
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We'll never get her
out of that hotel.
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They've got half the German army
guarding the girl.
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We'll just have to rescue
the girl.
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"We'll just have to rescue
the girl."
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Great. But how?
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How many men
would be guarding a prisoner
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in a place
like the Hausner Hof?
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Two or three squads.
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Maybe a captain
and even a major.
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What difference does it make?
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Might as well be a
bleeding general.
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Why not a general?
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I mean, if a general showed up
at the Hausner Hof
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and demanded the girl...
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Where are we going to
get somebody like that?
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He comes up
with ideas, I..
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You will stand
at attention
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when General Von Himmelburger
addresses you!
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Jawohl, Herr Gener...
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Thank you, Putzi.
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We are the Hausner Hof
Hotel, Herr General.
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Danke schon, Putzi.
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I hate to read signs
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unless
it's absolutely necessary.
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Achtung!
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Achtung!
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Achtung! Achtung!
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Schnell, Dummkopf!
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Achtung! Achtung!
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This is General Von Himmelburger
of the fuhrer's staff.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Depressing.
Depressing.
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Putzi, until this moment,
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I thought we had a
chance to win the war.
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But don't quote me.
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At your orders,
Herr General.
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You are holding
a prisoner here,
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a girl named...
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Marie DuBois,
Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Marie DuBois.
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I want her taken outside,
put in my machine at once.
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But Herr General...
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Herr General...
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Take this man's name,
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have him transferred
to the Russian front.
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Jawohl, Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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May I be of assistance,
Herr General?
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This man is to be
court-martialed and shot!
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But, Herr General, I have
not even greeted you yet.
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That's why... you're too slow.
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Will you never learn?!
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General Himmelburger,
may I be of assistance?
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You may not!
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Take this man's name, Putzi.
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Transfer to
the Russian front, sir,
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or court-martialed
to be shot?
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I don't know. Mix 'em up.
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Jawohl, Herr General.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Sir, I regret, we must
have written authorization
264
00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:26,924
to release the prisoner.
265
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,718
You dare to question
the authority
266
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,553
of General Von, Von, Von...
267
00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:32,763
Himmelburger.
268
00:12:32,804 --> 00:12:34,056
Himmelburger?
269
00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:37,684
This man will be
court-martialed, shot
270
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,645
and sent to the
Russian front!
271
00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:41,897
Now, listen to me, all of you.
272
00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,276
My patience is at an end.
273
00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:53,116
I want this girl brought down
and put in my machine.
274
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:55,994
In five minutes.
275
00:12:57,204 --> 00:12:58,372
Repeat, five minutes.
276
00:12:59,623 --> 00:13:01,291
If you do not
follow my orders
277
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,252
within that time,
278
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,128
you will all be transferred
279
00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,630
to the Russian front.
280
00:13:06,672 --> 00:13:08,799
Including the hotel itself.
281
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,096
Do you hear me?!
282
00:13:15,305 --> 00:13:16,598
Aah!
283
00:13:21,228 --> 00:13:22,229
Yaah!
284
00:13:37,661 --> 00:13:39,538
He means it.
285
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,747
I know him.
286
00:13:50,465 --> 00:13:52,509
What do we do if they don't
bring the girl out?
287
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:54,678
We go to the
Russian front.
288
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,013
Wish they'd hurry up, then.
289
00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:58,932
Got to get the motorcycle
back to the pool.
290
00:13:58,932 --> 00:13:59,933
Watch it.
291
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,270
Where are you taking me?
292
00:14:03,312 --> 00:14:04,438
Silence.
293
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:05,772
The girl,
Herr General.
294
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,441
Very good.
295
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,568
You made it with 40
seconds to spare.
296
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:11,236
General.
297
00:14:12,863 --> 00:14:14,114
Uh-huh. Ah...
298
00:14:14,156 --> 00:14:16,450
Danke, Putzi.
299
00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:18,076
The girl.
300
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,369
Fraulein?
301
00:14:22,956 --> 00:14:24,917
I wish to question the girl,
302
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,294
and we may as well
be comfortable.
303
00:14:27,294 --> 00:14:28,086
Heil Hitler.
304
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:28,962
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
305
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:49,316
They change the dogs
306
00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:51,735
so they won't get too friendly
with the prisoners.
307
00:14:58,617 --> 00:15:00,160
Are they dangerous?
308
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,620
Oh, only to the Germans.
309
00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:02,830
Au revoir.
310
00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:03,372
Au revoir.
311
00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:06,500
Merci, huh?
312
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,378
Merci beaucoup.
313
00:15:09,419 --> 00:15:11,213
Enough already.
314
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:12,172
Au revoir.
315
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:29,231
Papa!
316
00:15:29,273 --> 00:15:30,315
Marie.
317
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,068
Oh...
Marie...
318
00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:34,486
Pardon me?
319
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:35,612
We've only
got 24 hours
320
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:37,656
to make contact with
that British sub.
321
00:15:37,781 --> 00:15:39,032
We got to
get cracking.
322
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:40,325
Cracking?
323
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,911
Uh, follow me, uh,
s'il vous plaît.
324
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:45,372
Oui. Allez,
Marie, allez.
325
00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:46,874
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
326
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,542
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
327
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,918
Confirming.
328
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,671
Will pick up two packages...
One large, one small...
329
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:55,799
At point Y-14 in 24 hours.
330
00:15:55,841 --> 00:15:58,010
Over and out.
331
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:59,178
Escaped?!
332
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,554
DuBois escaped?!
333
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,181
Yes, sir. LeBeau
went to his laboratory
334
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,099
a couple of minutes ago,
and DuBois was gone.
335
00:16:04,141 --> 00:16:05,559
I hate to get you
out of bed, sir.
336
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:06,852
Gee, this is a
beautiful robe.
337
00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:08,187
Oh, danke.
338
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,313
This is impossible.
339
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:10,564
No one escapes
from Stalag 13.
340
00:16:10,606 --> 00:16:11,773
Yeah, looks like
341
00:16:11,815 --> 00:16:13,525
you got a first
on your hands, sir.
342
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,277
You know something
about this, cockroach?
343
00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,737
Oh, come on. If
he helped DuBois
344
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:18,572
to escape, would he
tell you anything?
345
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:19,740
Perhaps not.
346
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,658
Oh, this is terrible, terrible.
347
00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,118
I know how you
must feel, sir.
348
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,661
No, you don't.
349
00:16:26,121 --> 00:16:27,706
I have been
informed by Berlin
350
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:29,666
that a Professor Altman
is coming here tomorrow
351
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:30,667
to meet
with DuBois
352
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:31,919
and check on
the experiments!
353
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,087
There is no DuBois,
and they will hold me
354
00:16:34,087 --> 00:16:35,881
personally responsible for this.
355
00:16:35,923 --> 00:16:38,509
Yes, sir, they can be mean
when they want to.
356
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,511
I must find DuBois at once.
357
00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:42,596
Now, we will search
this countryside
358
00:16:42,763 --> 00:16:44,723
inch by inch tonight.
359
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:45,891
We need 24 hours.
360
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:47,142
What?!
361
00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,144
He means we'll be glad
to join in the search,
362
00:16:49,186 --> 00:16:51,730
but we'll never find DuBois
in time to meet Altman.
363
00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:53,148
Hmm... in that case,
364
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:54,733
I am finished.
365
00:16:54,775 --> 00:16:56,610
I have a suggestion,
Colonel.
366
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,447
We have to stall
for time, right?
367
00:17:00,489 --> 00:17:04,076
Now, Altman has never
met DuBois.
368
00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:06,620
Why not have LeBeau
stand in for him?
369
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,168
Can you do it, cockroach?
370
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,586
Well, he's been
working with him.
371
00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:15,838
He knows all
the experiments.
372
00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:18,423
I do? Oh, yes, sir, I do.
373
00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:20,133
All right,
I have no other choice.
374
00:17:20,175 --> 00:17:21,343
But if anything goes wrong,
375
00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,595
I will hold you personally
responsible,
376
00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:24,972
and you will take
the consequences.
377
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,223
Yes, sir.
378
00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:27,599
You heard him.
379
00:17:27,641 --> 00:17:29,476
He's going to hold me
personally responsible,
380
00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:30,769
and if anything
goes wrong...
381
00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,229
I will take the consequences.
382
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,817
Didn't you learn
anything from DuBois?
383
00:17:36,817 --> 00:17:40,988
Well, most of the time,
we just made crêpes suzettes.
384
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,447
We've got to stall long enough
385
00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:44,783
for DuBois and the girl
to get started for England.
386
00:17:44,825 --> 00:17:47,161
Carter, you know chemistry.
387
00:17:47,202 --> 00:17:48,453
I know what?
388
00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:49,663
Well, you ran
a chemist shop.
389
00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:50,831
Well, I ran a drugstore.
390
00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,166
I ran a drugstore
in Muncie, Indiana.
391
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,667
All right.
392
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,419
I want you to teach
LeBeau some chemistry
393
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,503
by 9:00
tomorrow morning.
394
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:57,754
Some words and
phrases and stuff.
395
00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:58,922
I can't.
396
00:17:58,964 --> 00:18:00,382
Look, you're wasting
time, Carter.
397
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:01,842
We got about six-
and-a-half hours,
398
00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:02,968
and a lot
depends on this.
399
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,386
I can't teach him any chemistry.
400
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:05,679
Why not?
401
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:07,764
Look, Colonel,
I ran a drugstore.
402
00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:11,310
You know, like candy,
uh, cigarettes, cosmetics,
403
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,520
liquor, beach chairs...
404
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,023
You know, a drugstore.
405
00:18:16,064 --> 00:18:18,025
Wait a minute, I got this.
406
00:18:18,025 --> 00:18:20,194
Maybe he can look through this
and find something.
407
00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,237
Handbook of Pharmacy, huh?
408
00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:24,072
Yeah, I've been carrying it
for two years.
409
00:18:24,114 --> 00:18:25,908
I'm going to take the exam
when I get home.
410
00:18:25,949 --> 00:18:27,701
Oh, swell.
411
00:18:27,743 --> 00:18:29,453
Start reading.
412
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,626
Professor DuBois,
413
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,044
I have the honor to present
414
00:18:37,085 --> 00:18:40,088
Professor Altman
and Captain Krug.
415
00:18:41,048 --> 00:18:42,257
Professor DuBois,
416
00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:44,009
I have heard a great
deal about you.
417
00:18:44,051 --> 00:18:47,137
I trust your experiments
justify your reputation.
418
00:18:47,179 --> 00:18:49,556
So do I.
419
00:18:49,556 --> 00:18:51,725
Berlin is expecting progress.
420
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:55,103
It would be unfortunate
if they are disappointed.
421
00:18:56,605 --> 00:18:59,566
Well, I shall leave you two
great friends together.
422
00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:01,693
Good luck.
423
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,535
Uh, sit down,
gentlemen, please.
424
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,623
Now, uh, before
we begin,
425
00:19:14,665 --> 00:19:16,500
I-I would like you to
meet my assistant.
426
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:17,793
This is my
assistant,
427
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:19,002
Monsieur LeBeau.
428
00:19:19,044 --> 00:19:20,504
Bonjour.
429
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:22,214
We have a saying in France.
430
00:19:22,256 --> 00:19:24,675
A little refreshment
makes the job easier.
431
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,594
It's only a saying.
432
00:19:27,594 --> 00:19:28,762
A votre santé.
433
00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:29,930
Prosit.
434
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,056
Prosit.
435
00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:35,060
Now, as you
know, gentlemen,
436
00:19:35,102 --> 00:19:36,520
the problem
has been
437
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:39,314
to produce a workable
synthetic fuel.
438
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,608
That's a problem
439
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:44,611
that has been
stopping us for years.
440
00:19:44,653 --> 00:19:47,447
In preparing,
uh, an emulsion,
441
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,616
uh, careful measurement
442
00:19:49,658 --> 00:19:52,536
of quantities used
is most important.
443
00:19:52,578 --> 00:19:54,830
An emulsion?
444
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:56,748
An emulsion!
445
00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:59,793
Oh, we have never approached
the problem from that angle.
446
00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:03,213
Brilliant conception,
and so simple.
447
00:20:03,255 --> 00:20:04,464
Merci.
448
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,800
Tell me, Professor,
did you use positive
449
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,136
or negative ions
in the processing?
450
00:20:09,136 --> 00:20:11,346
What a question.
451
00:20:11,388 --> 00:20:12,890
Forgive me,
Professor,
452
00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:15,809
but don't they teach you
fellows anything in Berlin?
453
00:20:15,851 --> 00:20:18,812
I beg your pardon,
Professor DuBois.
454
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:21,231
Obviously, he's
way ahead of us.
455
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:22,649
As I was saying,
456
00:20:22,649 --> 00:20:24,526
in preparing
an emulsion,
457
00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,445
the steps are
as follows.
458
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,697
Number one: Select components
459
00:20:28,739 --> 00:20:32,159
as listed by doctor
in prescription?
460
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:33,327
Doctor?
461
00:20:33,368 --> 00:20:34,703
Prescription?
462
00:20:34,745 --> 00:20:36,997
Uh, oh, I am also an M.D.,
463
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:39,166
and it's easier for me
to think in those terms.
464
00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:42,544
Number two:
465
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,630
After selecting
components,
466
00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:47,049
make accurate
measurements.
467
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,510
Number three: Select
468
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:52,846
vessel in which mixing process
will be made.
469
00:20:55,015 --> 00:20:58,602
And number four: Uh...
470
00:20:58,644 --> 00:21:00,562
wash hands before beginning.
471
00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:05,651
The good ones...
472
00:21:05,692 --> 00:21:08,237
They are always
so sanitary.
473
00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,530
Ja, ja, ja.
474
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:12,074
Goldilocks to Mama Bear,
Goldilocks to Mama Bear.
475
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:13,784
Advise without delay
476
00:21:13,826 --> 00:21:15,661
when two packages
are picked up.
477
00:21:15,702 --> 00:21:17,913
But only, do-do
you mean to tell me
478
00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:19,623
that you have
actually been able
479
00:21:19,665 --> 00:21:21,917
to mix these
two substances?
480
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,002
That's right, Hans.
481
00:21:24,044 --> 00:21:27,756
Cynogenic acid
and Palmer's alkali.
482
00:21:27,798 --> 00:21:29,758
Wunderbar.
483
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,051
But my dear boy,
484
00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:32,594
I-I find it
difficult to believe
485
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,721
that these two could
act as a catalyst.
486
00:21:34,721 --> 00:21:37,140
Oh, not only
as a catalyst, but...
487
00:21:38,475 --> 00:21:42,312
the mixture also relieves
nasal congestion?
488
00:21:42,354 --> 00:21:44,398
Wunderbar!
489
00:21:44,398 --> 00:21:46,984
It's a ruddy miracle.
490
00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:50,070
Ja, ja, ja, ja.
491
00:21:50,112 --> 00:21:52,531
Mama Bear to Goldilocks,
Mama Bear to Goldilocks.
492
00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:54,324
Have picked up two packages...
493
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,118
One large, one small...
As arranged.
494
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,035
Will now proceed to post office.
495
00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:58,620
Over and out.
496
00:21:58,662 --> 00:21:59,746
That's it.
497
00:21:59,746 --> 00:22:01,248
They've picked up DuBois
and his daughter.
498
00:22:01,248 --> 00:22:02,082
Carter, get going.
Right.
499
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,085
Frankly, mon ami,
500
00:22:05,085 --> 00:22:07,671
I-I was a little worried
about the catalytic factor,
501
00:22:07,713 --> 00:22:09,506
but... you say it works.
502
00:22:09,548 --> 00:22:10,883
Yes, Liebchen,
503
00:22:10,924 --> 00:22:14,720
and also breaks up
nasal congestion.
504
00:22:14,761 --> 00:22:18,307
Ah, he is ein genius.
505
00:22:18,348 --> 00:22:22,477
Oh, you've saved us hundreds
of hours of testing.
506
00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:23,979
I think.
507
00:22:24,021 --> 00:22:25,898
Professor DuBois...
508
00:22:25,939 --> 00:22:27,608
How dare you enter
this laboratory!
509
00:22:27,608 --> 00:22:29,484
Don't you know we have
a conference going on?!
510
00:22:29,526 --> 00:22:30,777
I'm sorry, sir.
511
00:22:30,777 --> 00:22:32,279
I, uh, just wanted
to let you know
512
00:22:32,321 --> 00:22:34,823
that two packages
have arrived safely.
513
00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:36,617
And not a minute too soon.
514
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:37,993
New chemicals
we ordered.
515
00:22:38,035 --> 00:22:39,203
Oh, yeah.
516
00:22:39,244 --> 00:22:40,496
Uh, we must no longer
keep you
517
00:22:40,537 --> 00:22:41,371
from your experiments.
518
00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:42,623
Uh, Captain,
519
00:22:42,623 --> 00:22:43,916
we are going.
520
00:22:43,957 --> 00:22:45,125
Ja, ja, ja, ja.
521
00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:46,710
Oh, thank you.
Ja, ja.
522
00:22:46,752 --> 00:22:48,921
Danke schon, Herr Professor,
and I can see
523
00:22:48,962 --> 00:22:51,423
that everything here
is going nicely.
524
00:22:51,465 --> 00:22:53,717
Uh, indeed, it is.
525
00:22:53,759 --> 00:22:54,885
And we'll be
back tomorrow
526
00:22:54,927 --> 00:22:56,011
for some more
refreshments.
527
00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:58,263
Ah! I mean,
information.
528
00:22:58,305 --> 00:22:59,515
And you can
demonstrate
529
00:22:59,556 --> 00:23:01,183
for us your new
process, huh?
530
00:23:01,225 --> 00:23:02,726
Ja? Ja.
531
00:23:02,768 --> 00:23:03,644
Auf Wiedersehen.
532
00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:04,978
Wiedersehen.
533
00:23:05,145 --> 00:23:06,647
Auf Wiedersehen.
534
00:23:06,647 --> 00:23:07,981
Auf Wiedersehen.
535
00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:09,399
You brought it off!
536
00:23:09,441 --> 00:23:10,776
You were smashing!
537
00:23:10,817 --> 00:23:12,778
And that's how
you feel, huh?
538
00:23:12,819 --> 00:23:14,446
Oh...
539
00:23:14,488 --> 00:23:16,114
Uh, Professor DuBois,
540
00:23:16,156 --> 00:23:17,616
one more thing.
541
00:23:17,658 --> 00:23:18,951
A favor.
542
00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:21,119
If you have any more
of that emulsion left,
543
00:23:21,161 --> 00:23:23,497
would you be so kind
as to save it for me?
544
00:23:23,539 --> 00:23:24,790
Yes, but...
545
00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:27,084
I have a little
nasal congestion.
546
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:29,336
Auf Wiedersehen.
547
00:23:29,336 --> 00:23:30,546
LeBEAU:
Auf Wiedersehen.
548
00:23:30,587 --> 00:23:31,839
Auf Wiedersehen.
549
00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:33,799
You know something?
550
00:23:33,841 --> 00:23:35,050
It's a crazy war.
551
00:23:48,021 --> 00:23:49,356
All right, all right.
552
00:23:49,398 --> 00:23:50,858
We got away with
it, as you say,
553
00:23:50,858 --> 00:23:52,526
but I still haven't
found DuBois,
554
00:23:52,526 --> 00:23:53,944
and Altman will
be here tomorrow
555
00:23:53,986 --> 00:23:56,238
for another inspection
and a demonstration.
556
00:24:06,123 --> 00:24:07,666
Colonel, you worry too much.
557
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,042
I worry?
558
00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:10,210
Your life is easy.
559
00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:11,503
You're only a
prisoner of war.
560
00:24:11,545 --> 00:24:13,630
No problem whatsoever.
561
00:24:13,672 --> 00:24:15,340
As Professor DuBois was killed
562
00:24:15,382 --> 00:24:17,843
in an explosion
in his laboratory.
563
00:24:17,885 --> 00:24:19,845
Well, in that
case, you are...
564
00:24:19,887 --> 00:24:21,889
Killed in his
laboratory? When?
565
00:24:21,889 --> 00:24:24,391
Five, four,
566
00:24:24,391 --> 00:24:26,977
three, two, one.
567
00:24:31,732 --> 00:24:33,400
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