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Uh, where are all the kids?
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Oh, is the football team giving
them atomic wedgies again?
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Well, the joke's on them,
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because Ritchie doesn't
wear underwear anymore.
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Christine, band
practice was cancelled
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because of the field trip tomorrow.
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You do remember the
field trip, right?
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You were the one who
sent out the memo.
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Uh, did I happen to mention
where we were going?
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It's the orchestra
trip to Disney Hall.
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They're taking a Hummer limo.
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You volunteered to chaperone.
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's coming back to me.
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Okay, yes, I will see
you tomorrow at...
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Disney Hall.
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Disney Hall. Yes, okay, bye.
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You want your kid?
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Oh, yeah. My kid.
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Yeah, Ritchie. I know.
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Where is he?
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
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What is he doing? I'm okay...
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I don't know, but he's been
doing it for 45 minutes.
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We were going to go and help him,
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but it's just too funny.
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Ritchie. Ritchie, are you okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay...
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What are you doing?
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I didn't know how to get home.
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Well, why didn't you just call me?
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I don't know your number.
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On my cell phone,
you're one of my favorites.
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I just push number two. Oh...
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I'm one of his favorites.
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Wait a minute-- number two?
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Where's your cell phone?
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I don't know. Why didn't you
have the office call me?
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I don't know. Well, why didn't you
just ask Marly and Lindsay for help?
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I don't know. Okay, honey,
you can't get anywhere in this life
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if you don't know where you
are or what you're doing.
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You're not a baby anymore.
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You're 12 years old.
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I'm 13.
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Uh, oh...
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Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
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Okay, you know what?
Let's just get out of here.
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Okay? Come on.
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Other way.
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What? Oh, yeah. Okay, it's, um,
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this way.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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What are you doing?
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Having a conversation with Dave.
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I thought you guys
weren't getting along.
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We don't in person,
but for some reason
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when we text each other,
it all clicks.
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I think it filters out
his dull and my mean.
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I don't know why,
but he makes me LOL.
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Ha! Lol.
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Do you know what that means?
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Nope, but when she says it,
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makes me laugh out loud.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey.
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Okay, Ritchie, go upstairs.
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You did a good job today.
I'm proud of you.
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Me, too, son. What'd he do?
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He's a freakin' disaster,
that's what he did.
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What are you all doing in my house?
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You invited us for dinner.
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Oh, is it Thanksgiving?
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What's wrong with you?
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You're acting like Grandpa did
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just before he started
wearing that German uniform.
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I'm sorry.
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I got too much going on.
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I'm having trouble keeping
everything straight.
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I don't know what
is going on with me.
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Yep, it's a mystery.
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Maybe I should start
doing crossword puzzles.
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What's a nine-letter word
for "drinking problem"?
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No, that's not the problem, Barb.
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The problem is Ritchie.
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Okay, he got stuck at school today,
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and he completely fell apart.
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He didn't know how to ask for help.
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He didn't know how to use a phone.
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He was completely helpless.
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You have failed as a parent.
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Me? Why's it my fault?
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Because you made him soft.
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I said football and guns.
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You're the one still
tying his shoes for him.
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That's because I thought
he was 12, all right?
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But we've got to fix this.
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He's got no street smarts.
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Barb, you've got to teach
him some street smarts.
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Why me?
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Because Barb, uh, y...
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You-You're-You're
the kind of person
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that probably has
some street smarts.
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What kind of person is that?
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A kind of person like you, okay?
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Uh, smart...
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From the streets.
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You might be better
off texting her,
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so that she can put
on her mean filter.
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You know what?
I'm really serious about this.
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When I was a kid,
it was so independent.
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I made my own dinners.
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I'd leave the house
early in the morning.
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I wouldn't show up again
until it was dark.
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Our parents didn't baby me.
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Our parents didn't
know she was gone.
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But it made me strong.
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I survived by my own wits.
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How are you still alive
to tell this story?
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See? See, these are the street
smarts that I'm talking about.
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Okay? And his wussy private school,
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that isn't helping, either.
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You know, tomorrow they're
going on a field trip
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in a Hummer limo.
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There were no Hummers
on my field trips.
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Well...
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Well...
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Anyway, it is not too
late to turn him around.
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Starting now, we are going
to stop babying him.
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He's got to learn to
do things for himself.
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Mom, my bath is too hot.
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Okay, I'm going to
go blow on his bath,
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but starting tomorrow,
we are going to stop babying him.
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I'm coming, darling boy.
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Okay, everyone,
we're gonna leave in just
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a few minutes, but we've had
a little change in plans.
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Ms. Campbell had a
very interesting idea
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for our field trip today.
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Now, I know that everyone
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was excited about
that Hummer limo...
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Yay!
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Hold on! Ms. Campbell
had a different idea.
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Instead of the Hummer...
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Yay!
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Why don't you tell them, Ms.
Campbell?
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Thank you, Principal Nunley.
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You know, um, kids, when I was a kid,
I was so independent.
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I'd-I'd make my own dinners.
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I would leave my house
early in the morning.
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I wouldn't show up again
until it was dark.
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I'd ride my bike to
get my own cigarettes.
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I'm not sure they need the back story, Ms.
Campbell. Oh, oh, um...
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Okay, well, today,
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we are going to take the subway
to go to Disney Concert Hall!
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Boo! Boo! No! No!
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Wait, wait, wait-- the subway?
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Why-Why would we do such a thing,
when we have a Hummer limo?
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Yay!
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No, no, no, no, no-- you can't
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see life through the tinted
windows of a Hummer limo.
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Yay!
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see life through Okay, stop.
d windows Stop cheering!r limo.
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We are taking the subway.
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Boo!
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It's going to teach you the things
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that you aren't
learning at this school.
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You're never going to get ahead
in this life relying on Hummers.
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Well...
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Well...We.
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Well...
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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You ate all the leftovers
with my name on it
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from last night, so there's
nothing to eat in our place.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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We don't have any other food,
because you haven't
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done the grocery shopping
like you said you would.
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Yeah. Sorry.
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You know, it doesn't really feel
sincere when you say "sorry"
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but continue to do the
things you're sorry about.
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Oh... Sorry.
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Just maybe from now on,
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could you be a little
bit more considerate?
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I didn't realize you
had so many complaints.
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But... since we're complaining,
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maybe you could stop smelling
up the place with your broccoli.
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And I don't know how you have
any hair left on your head
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with the amount that ends
up in the shower drain.
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You have night terrors.
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You use too much hand cream.
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It's impossible to get a
grip on any of the doorknobs.
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Sorry.
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There's words on my phone.
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It's called a "text,"tarman.
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I didn't know my
phone could do that.
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Whoa.
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I didn't know anyone could do that.
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That's nasty.
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Who wrote that?
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It's from Barb.
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I think it's meant for Dave.
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She is dirty.
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Oh, and a really good sport.
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Hey, you know what you should do?
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Text her back something
really filthy.
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Why me? Because
you're really filthy.
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Text hAll right,
f I can someththink of sething..
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I hope she gets it.
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I'd say she got it.
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Well, here we are. The subway.
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And look it, Ritchie.
Look here. This is a map,
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and it tells you all the
different places you can go.
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This is freedom, Ritchie.
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What's syphilis?
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Uh, that is what happens
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when you have too
much freedom. Okay.
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Come on, I'm going to show
you how to buy a ticket.
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Because if I buy a ticket for you,
then you'll have a ticket.
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But if I show you how to buy a ticket,
then you'll be able
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to ride the subway for
the rest of your life.
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Oh, no!
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No, metaphorically, honey.
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Okay, where is everybody?
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Come on, guys! Come on!
Come on down!
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You're going to love it!
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Welcome to public transportation.
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We are all going to die!
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Ms. Campbell,
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you know, I think we've
proved our point.
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Everyone has learned
a valuable lesson
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about real life and-and
urban planning, hmm?
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So, what do you say I get that
limo driver back here and...
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and he take us on a safe
and a better-smelling ride
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down to Disney Hall?
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Oh, no. Not you, too.
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You're an educator,
Principal Nunley.
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Are you really willing to send
these kids out into the world,
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unprepared for life's challenges?
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Having to rely on maids
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and private jets and Hummer limos?
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Yay! Okay!
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Stop it!
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Okay? We are raising
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coddled, spoiled children.
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And I think it's time that
we did something about that.
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Push her on the tracks!
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No, no, no, nono--ime that she...
she-she has a point.at.
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No, we need to educate
the whole child,
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not just the rich part.
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Thank you, Principal Nunley.
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Thank you. And I think it'.
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And, you kno since it was my idea,
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I'm going to treat.
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Yay!
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Hmm, let's see, it's going to be
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$25 for all of us.
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So I'll put that on
two credit cards.
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00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:23,247
Here, Ritchie, hold my purse,
sweetie, okay?
257
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,628
What's that?
258
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:32,214
Oh, that, my friends,
is the subway.
259
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,924
Cool!
260
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,343
Oh, that is cool! Okay.
261
00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:39,179
One for you and one for you.
262
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,931
And why don't you
pass them all around,
263
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,809
and get on the train and
stay together, okay?
264
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:48,021
Oh, wait. Where's my ticket?
265
00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:49,523
Mom, everybody's
getting on the train.
266
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,483
No, no, I, I had it. Wait a minute.
267
00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,235
And then I passed them out.
I was...
268
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,820
Oh, oh, no. I got it.
269
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,405
I have it.
270
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,240
Okay. Oh!
271
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,492
No! Uh, um...
272
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:02,160
No. Could you open up?
273
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,871
Uh, my son is in here.
274
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,956
Ritchie. Oh!
275
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,833
My purse is in there!
276
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,334
Ritchie! Oh!
277
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:11,295
Purse! Oh!
278
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,005
Oh! Ritchie!
279
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,340
Ritchie!
280
00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,972
I'm okay. I'm okay.
281
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:26,727
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
282
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,479
I'm okay. I'm okay.
283
00:11:30,105 --> 00:11:31,440
Um, excuse me, uh,
284
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,317
do you know when the
next train is coming?
285
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,485
Uh, they come every 15 minutes.
286
00:11:35,485 --> 00:11:37,654
15 minutes-- oh, my God.
287
00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:39,906
My baby is on that train.
288
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:42,576
Anything could happen
to him in 15 minutes.
289
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,660
How old is your baby?
290
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,662
12 or 13.
291
00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:48,624
Can I borrow your phone?
292
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,585
My son has my purse,
and I need to call my cell phone
293
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,754
and tell him that I'll
meet him at Disney Hall.
294
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,757
You know, I don't know you,
and I didn't get a flu shot.
295
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,717
So I'm just going to
wait for my train.
296
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,552
No, no, wait.
297
00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:02,846
Um, um, my name is Christine.
298
00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:03,972
Um, hi.
299
00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:06,183
What is your name? Hi. Bernie.
300
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,185
Bernie? Really?
301
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:09,811
Weird.
302
00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,814
Anyway, I was trying
to teach my son
303
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:16,777
to be self-sufficient and,
um, I, I lost him.
304
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,320
And he doesn't know anything.
305
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,282
No, he can't even cool
his own bath water.
306
00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:24,659
He's just lost without me.
307
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,842
Please, stop crying.
308
00:12:40,842 --> 00:12:44,429
If you could just let me use your phone,
I will let you hold
309
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:47,391
Ritchie's clarinet and-and
my ticket as collateral.
310
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,768
You know, this is an $800 clarinet.
311
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,188
I bought it before I realized
he didn't have any talent.
312
00:12:54,022 --> 00:12:55,816
Please!
313
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,818
Please!
314
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,153
Please! Please?
315
00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:02,114
Please? Please? Please? Please?
316
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,241
Please? Please? Fine. Fine.
317
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,118
Okay. But-But hurry up.
318
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,912
And... and don't breathe on it.
319
00:13:08,912 --> 00:13:10,539
I'm a little germophobic.
320
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,541
Oh, thank you. You got it.
321
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,626
You're a good person.
322
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:25,303
Oh...
323
00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:27,305
No, no. It's fine.
324
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,062
What are you doing?
325
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,606
Oh, I can't, I can't
remember my phone number.
326
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,024
I-I never call myself.
327
00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,901
Why don't you call information? Oh!
328
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:42,320
That's a good idea.
You're a good person.
329
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,450
4-1-1.
330
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,785
What? Oh, thank you.
331
00:13:48,785 --> 00:13:50,787
Yeah. You know what?
I'm just a little upset.
332
00:13:50,787 --> 00:13:53,623
But, you know what?
You're an awfully good person.
333
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,879
Hello?
334
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,214
Yeah, in Mar Vista, California.
335
00:14:01,214 --> 00:14:04,843
I'm looking for a listing
for Christine Campbell.
336
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,136
Yeah, oh, no. Yes.
337
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,555
I know it's unlisted,
because I unlisted it.
338
00:14:08,555 --> 00:14:12,100
But now I give you permission
to list it, because I need it.
339
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:15,270
Hello? Hello?
340
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,272
The train is coming.
I need my phone.
341
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,066
What? No. No, Bernie.
What are we going to do?
342
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,401
We can't get on that train,
343
00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:23,486
because what if they're
coming back here to find us?
344
00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:26,448
We're not us.
There's no "us," thank God.
345
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,657
I have a train to catch.
346
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:29,159
Really?
347
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,827
You know what? You're a bad person.
348
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,079
I hope I have tuberculosis.
349
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,918
All right, you know, I'm sorry.
350
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,836
I'm sorry, Bernie. I didn't...
351
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:42,547
Oh, you know what,
Bernie? You still have my ticket.
352
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:45,050
You... Uh-oh.
353
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,010
Bernie, you have my ticket!
354
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,304
Bernie! Ritchie!
355
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:52,140
Ticket!
356
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,644
Damn it, Richard. Look at that.
357
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,312
I got a scratch on my bumper.
358
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,022
You have half a house
on your bumper.
359
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,024
You shouldn't be texting
while you drive.
360
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:02,692
I wasn't texting you.
361
00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:03,735
It came to me.
362
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,236
Well, why'd you text me back?
363
00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:06,529
Matthew told me to.
364
00:15:06,529 --> 00:15:09,199
Yeah, but you took it too far.
You always take it too far.
365
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,825
And you never put your
clothes in the hamper.
366
00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:12,077
And you are the loudest breather.
367
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,329
Feel free to use your
nose once in awhile.
368
00:15:14,329 --> 00:15:16,414
Feel free to use deodorant
369
00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:18,124
once in awhile,
instead of that crystal.
370
00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,543
It doesn't work.
371
00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:21,753
Hey, kiss already.
372
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:24,047
We have a problem here.
373
00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:25,715
Who's going to pay
for my Range Rover?
374
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:26,966
Who's going to pay for
Christine's house?
375
00:15:26,966 --> 00:15:28,343
Look, we don't even
know how bad it is.
376
00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:30,011
Let's get the car out of here,
so we can take
377
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,596
a look at the damage.
It might be nothing.
378
00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:35,517
Come on back.
379
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,851
Take it slow.
380
00:15:38,895 --> 00:15:41,231
Barb, what are you waiting for?
Put it in gear.
381
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,233
All right, all right!
382
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,569
Relax, I'm going.
383
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,952
Okay, stop.
384
00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,457
Oh, excuse me.
385
00:15:59,457 --> 00:16:01,793
Can you buy me a ticket? Ex...
386
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,838
Excuse me, um, I'm trying to
get a ticket to find my son.
387
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,840
Do you have any change?
388
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,968
Oh. Hello?
389
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,511
Excuse me? Hello?
390
00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:14,097
Oh, come on!
391
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:16,141
Don't act like you can't see me.
392
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,559
You can't just ignore me.
393
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,893
I need help.
394
00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:20,770
I'm having a hard day.
395
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,022
Get a job.
396
00:16:23,022 --> 00:16:24,691
Hey, you know what?
397
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:26,359
I have a job, okay?
398
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,819
I have my own business.
399
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,362
And you know what else I have?
400
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:30,738
Street smarts.
401
00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:32,448
So forget about you!
402
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,745
Get by on my own wits.
403
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:41,457
Good-bye, Ritchie.
404
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:45,753
Oh...
405
00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:49,632
I'd give anything to
hear you play this again.
406
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,594
Well...
407
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,897
* Nobody knows *
408
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:07,442
* The trouble I've seen *
409
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:12,113
* Nobody knows my sorrow. *
410
00:17:12,113 --> 00:17:14,324
Oh!
411
00:17:15,658 --> 00:17:18,870
Uh... * Nobody knows *
412
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:22,624
* The trouble I've seen *
413
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,710
* Glory *
414
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,504
* Hallelujah. *
415
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:29,464
Lose a button.
416
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:32,300
Oh, gross.
417
00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,803
Okay.
418
00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:41,851
* Sometimes I'm up,
and sometimes I'm down *
419
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,102
Oh, thank you.
420
00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:45,855
* Oh, yes, Lord *
421
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:49,692
* Oh, and thank you
for the dollar, too *
422
00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,986
* Oh, yes... *
423
00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:56,699
Come on, come on. Come on, come on.
424
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:58,159
Ah! Yeah!
425
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,749
I did it!
426
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,712
Oh, you' got to be kidding me.
427
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,839
Oh!
428
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:13,716
No, no, no!
429
00:18:21,224 --> 00:18:23,851
Oh! Ticket!
430
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:30,525
Boot!
431
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,818
Oh, no!
432
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,027
Oh! Oh, no!
433
00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,862
Uh-oh. Uh-oh!
434
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:43,121
Fine! You win!
435
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,540
I can't make it on the streets!
436
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,750
Lose a button.
437
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,921
Okay.
438
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:01,180
Hey, look. It's my mom!
439
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,184
Oh, Ritchie.
440
00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,395
You're here. I found you.
441
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,106
Mom, what happened?
442
00:19:10,106 --> 00:19:14,068
I didn't know my phone number,
and nobody would help me,
443
00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:17,321
so I had to use my wits to survive.
444
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:19,991
Yes, Christine, we can see.
445
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,325
Button your shirt.
446
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,369
One of your wits is hanging out.
447
00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:29,041
As soon as she goes
to water those plants,
448
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:30,334
she's gonna notice it.
449
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:33,129
So we've got about a year
or so to figure it out.
450
00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:37,216
It's all right. I'm safe.
451
00:19:37,216 --> 00:19:38,718
Ritchie's safe.
452
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,052
That's all that matters.
453
00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:41,596
Okay, Ritchie, go upstairs
454
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,805
and get in the bathtub, sweetie.
455
00:19:42,805 --> 00:19:43,973
I'm proud of you!
456
00:19:43,973 --> 00:19:45,933
I'm proud of you, too,
son! What did he do?
457
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,560
I don't know. lost him.
458
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,147
But I had to get
home with no money,
459
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:53,524
no car, no phone, no map.
460
00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:56,736
I had to survive
using only my wits.
461
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:59,655
Yeah, I can see them,
and one of your wipples.
462
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:05,745
It just goes to show you,
I'm as sharp as a tack.
463
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,166
Hey, what happened to my fence?
464
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,002
What fence, Christine?
465
00:20:13,002 --> 00:20:15,004
The fence that was right there.
466
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,505
It was leading into the patio.
467
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:17,924
I don't know what
you're thinking of,
468
00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:19,425
but there's never
been a fence there.
469
00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:21,761
Man, you really are losing it.
470
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:23,721
No, no, no-no-no. It was right...
471
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:30,186
Oh, no, no.
472
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,021
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
473
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:34,106
No, I remember now.
474
00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,025
There's no fence.
475
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:42,907
I'm okay. I'm okay.
I'm okay. I'm okay...
476
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,909
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