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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,480 Detroit is still haunted 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:16,984 by the 1995 disappearance of six-year-old Deonte Brooks. 3 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,321 The first grader vanished from the Northview Mall 4 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,989 without a trace. 5 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:25,893 No suspects, no leads. Simply gone. 6 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:30,498 Deonte is a good boy and we love him so much. 7 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:34,902 I know my baby is still out there. 8 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,704 If you have any information about where he is, 9 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,639 please call the police. 10 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:41,275 And whoever has him, please bring him back home. 11 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,643 We miss him. 12 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:43,977 * * 13 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,779 Confession. 14 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:49,683 I never should have gone looking for that boy. 15 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:53,421 Shit. Life is full of unsolved mysteries. 16 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,224 And as I once heard this guy in the post office say, 17 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:59,860 "Minding your own business is a full time motherfucking job 18 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,996 and everybody needs to stay employed." 19 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:09,137 But I had to get to the bottom of this one, 20 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:11,139 even if it killed me. 21 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:13,141 * * 22 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,376 And it just might. 23 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:20,414 * * 24 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:24,818 So when this shit first started, I was not in my right mind. 25 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,320 * * 26 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,789 I was heartbroken. 27 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,593 And the only mystery I was trying to solve was 28 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,263 how the hell did I get here? 29 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,930 * * 30 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,568 My anxiety had me micro-sleeping. 31 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,971 Ten minutes here, 15 there. 32 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,575 I hadn't had my eight hours in months. 33 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,744 It was torture. 34 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,320 And my insomnia must have turned me into a white woman 35 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,555 from a horror movie, 36 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,724 'cause I was up in the middle of the night, 37 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:08,095 without a pistol, investigating a noise. 38 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:17,505 * * 39 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:19,607 Don't even try it. 40 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,609 Face the wall and put your bitch-ass hands up. 41 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:24,245 I had just moved back to Detroit, 42 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,880 and I was already getting robbed. 43 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,716 Please, don't hurt me. 44 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,485 But if you are gonna kill me, can I please take off 45 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:34,121 my headscarf so I won't be looking like Harriet Tubman 46 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,089 in the crime scene photos? 47 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,826 I'm only gonna tell you once. Shut the fuck up. 48 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,099 Wow. 49 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:50,238 Danger? Danger Johnson? 50 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,740 Diarra? Oh, shit. 51 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,475 You back on the block. What up, though? 52 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,910 Are you fucking kidding me right now...? 53 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,347 They say Detroit is nothing but a small town 54 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,315 masquerading as a big city. 55 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:05,419 Everybody knows everybody, for better or worse. 56 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,821 Hey, look, my bad. I know this disrespectful as hell. 57 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:11,625 But, hey, I ain't know your mama still own this house. She here? 58 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,327 She's in Florida with her boyfriend 59 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,996 - and she's a snowbird. - Goddamn. All right. 60 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,132 Shit. You ain't gotta be mad. Bone, get in here. 61 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,835 This is my stepson, Bone. Diarra. 62 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:25,339 Sorry, ma'am. I thought you was one of them gentrifiers. 63 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,040 Bone, you too impatient when you casing. 64 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:29,277 Let this be a lesson. Tell him, D. 65 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,045 - I'm not telling him shit. - Tell him where you from. 66 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:41,889 And it gets better. So I said, "What are you talking about?" 67 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,857 And he says, "You know what I'm talking about." 68 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,760 And I said, "I have no idea what you're talking about." 69 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:50,431 And then this nigga asked me what I thought 70 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,666 about an open marriage. 71 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,602 Hell, no. 72 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:58,572 So I said, how do you feel about a closed casket? 73 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:04,478 And that was it. I moved out. 74 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,981 I haven't spoken to him in three months. 75 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,821 Um... 76 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,857 You ever had two burglars stare at you with pity? 77 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,760 I gotta tell you, it's a bad feeling. 78 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:24,465 You going through a lot, D. You should talk to my therapist. 79 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,800 I'm sorry. Why would I go to a therapist 80 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,403 who hasn't convinced you to stop robbing houses? 81 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,972 She wanna get paid. Don't she? 82 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,343 She sounds unlicensed. 83 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,347 Pride is for lions, Dee. 84 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,984 You gonna need something to help you through the divorce. 85 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,354 I'm just saying. 86 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,855 And that was the first time 87 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,190 anyone had actually said it. 88 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,459 The D word. 89 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:55,563 * * 90 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,630 Looking good, Norm. 91 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,031 * * 92 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:00,434 Of course you get a divorce, D. 93 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:03,003 Look, I've been tap dancing around it so much, I feel 94 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,938 like the Nicholas Brothers in "Stormy Weather." 95 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,742 Tea, that is honestly the gayest shit you have ever said. 96 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:10,778 I limit myself to three gay things a week. 97 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,246 Well, boo, that was all three, and it was greatly appreciated. 98 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,515 - Thank you. - Look, 99 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,283 this nigga ain't fighting for you. 100 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,222 Snitches are vicious. They enrich us. 101 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,658 I think that Swa is trying to figure out 102 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,727 how to fight for me. 103 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,596 You know, denial is more than that kid on the basketball team 104 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,564 with the lazy eye. 105 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:34,134 First of all, that boy's name is Tee-nial or was it Tray'nial? 106 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,269 - Was it T--? - Was it T'nial? 107 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,838 T'na, t'ne... 108 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,707 No. That's Train... Oh, shit. 109 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,510 I can't keep up with these fucked up ass names anymore. 110 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,612 Your name autocorrects to "Diarrhea." 111 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,046 Autocorrect is racist. 112 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,448 I typed in, "Fuck the white man," 113 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,817 it autocorrects to "Duck, nigga." 114 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,252 My name is African and it's beautiful. 115 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,821 And... 116 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:56,690 If you see something, say something. 117 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,593 - Yo, this nigga corny. - Young man. 118 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,700 I know this is BS, but if you shut up, 119 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,135 we can get out of here faster. 120 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,872 - Go. -Marihuana. 121 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:16,444 What I'm doing is I'm giving Swa the time and space to miss me. 122 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:19,212 Uh, hell, no. How much time this nigga need? 123 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,914 Look, it only takes a day 124 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,283 to miss the person that's giving you head. 125 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,886 That means somebody else is giving him head. 126 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,888 It's time to move on, bruh. 127 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,356 And... 128 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,760 There's no need for that weed. 129 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:40,501 * Loving you * 130 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,737 * Too long * 131 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,806 * * 132 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,610 * To stop now * 133 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,812 No, thank you. 134 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,548 Oh, a wildebeest? No, thank you. 135 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,317 Old man River. No, thank you. 136 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,252 He's kind of cute. Oh, God. 137 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,788 That's my cousin Jerome. 138 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,690 Ugh, oh. 139 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,565 - So what do you do? -Oh. 140 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:14,502 Let me tell you something. This lovely lady here happens 141 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,070 to be a teacher at one of the top schools in the city. 142 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,840 See, I earn the money, she earns the good karma. 143 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,575 You two are very impressive. 144 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:25,245 No, no. She is very impressive. 145 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,147 Cheers to that. 146 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,186 * To stop now * 147 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,600 - Hey, Ms. Brick. - Hi, Wandreeka. 148 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,244 Hey! Everybody, back up! 149 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,746 - What are they fighting about? - Some ho. 150 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,614 Hey! For my money, that was 151 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,917 dangerously close to fighting for love. 152 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,753 What did I tell you about fighting? 153 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,155 - He deserved it. - You stop. 154 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,957 Oh! 155 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,225 Hell, look at this goofy-ass-- 156 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh! 157 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:22,836 - You're doing too much. - I was protecting a student. 158 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:24,371 You want to know what the other teachers call you, 159 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,574 - Brickland, behind your back? - Yeah. 160 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,110 - Devoted. - Captain Extra. 161 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,680 I'm sorry, so no one's calling me devoted? 162 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:37,050 "Look out, she's coming. It's not a bird or a plane. 163 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,587 - It's Captain Extra." - I'm Extra? 164 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,322 You're up in here doing voices. 165 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,857 We have three rules, Captain. 166 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,760 Rule number one, don't touch the kids. 167 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:49,429 Rule number two, don't touch the kids. 168 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,098 Guess what rule number three is. 169 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,602 Um... If you see something, say something. 170 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,904 Don't touch the fucking kids! 171 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,406 You see a fight, you blow the whistle for security. 172 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,675 Security doesn't come, you pray. 173 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,811 And not out loud, because that's also against the rules. 174 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,614 Next time, it's a writeup. 175 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,788 So that's it? We're not gonna try to get 176 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,924 to the bottom of that fight? 177 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:21,328 There's no bottom to get to. This school is the bottom. 178 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:25,165 Do your job. Don't do what's not your job. 179 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,838 Thank you so much. It's been a pleasure. 180 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,840 * Nice, nice, nice, slut * 181 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,808 * It's on my shield * 182 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,476 * You don't wanna fuck with me, girl, you ain't... * 183 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,178 I like tapping into white male anger 184 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,479 when I'm having a bad day. 185 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,481 They say Black women are angry. 186 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:45,285 Shit, white men do anger and camping better than anyone. 187 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,187 Money, power, respect. 188 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,723 Must be infuriating, 'cause they stay hot. 189 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,295 - Oh, my God! - Roll down the window. 190 00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:00,668 - Come on. - God. What? 191 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,470 Can you turn down that music with that trifling language? 192 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,473 Crazy Moni? Are you serious? 193 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,209 You taught me how to cuss, third grade. 194 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,211 You a damn liar. What I look like? 195 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,213 You look like you taught me how to say, "Fuck you, asshole. 196 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,783 I ain't steal shit," after you convince me 197 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,217 to steal a bunch of shit. 198 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,853 Get your ass out the car. Get out the car. 199 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,989 If you knock on my window one more time... 200 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,957 Easy. 201 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,194 Hi, sweetie. 202 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,831 Yo mama was a very bad influence. 203 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,200 Well, I guess we remember a lot of shit differently. 204 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,835 I guess we do. 205 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,636 Well, I remember you having some big house 206 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,639 in Grosse Pointe and a fine ass man with money. 207 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,909 Oh, wait, no, that was you sneaking in and out the house 208 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,178 all winter, but now Danger telling everybody 209 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:48,181 that you had to move back into your mama house. 210 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,917 And you're keeping it dirty as shit. 211 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,719 Remember that! Come on... 212 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,087 I have a lot of new opportunities on the horizon. 213 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:57,257 - Ah, shut the fuck up! - You shut the fuck up, Moni. 214 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,926 And, well, you don't cuss, though, right? 215 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,427 You didn't teach me how to cuss? 216 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,095 Yo, get your ass in the house. 217 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,733 You did teach me how to cuss, Moni. 218 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,034 Come on. 219 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,737 Shit! 220 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,004 Can't even get in. 221 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,373 Hey, mind your fucking business. 222 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:18,411 * * 223 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,422 My house is not that fucking dirty! 224 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,963 * Fuck you with a smile * 225 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:39,767 * You already know angry ain't my style * 226 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,436 * I'd rather just say, I'd rather just say * 227 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,605 * Fuck you with a smile * 228 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,311 Hey, somebody bitch at the door. 229 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,347 - Move. - Hey. 230 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,986 Don't, "Hey" me, Leslie Watson. 231 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,487 You know, you talk a lot of shit 232 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,989 for somebody who pissed themselves 233 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,792 in my class every day. 234 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,493 Ms. Brickland? 235 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:09,329 How you recognize me with all this grown man swag? 236 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,498 I never forget a face. 237 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,235 You. 238 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,971 You broke into my house, 239 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,074 and you scared the shit out of me. 240 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,410 And did I trip? Did I trip? 241 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,379 Did I trip? No, no, not at all. 242 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:30,617 I was very calm and Christian and forgiving. 243 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,320 I gave yo ass cake, okay? 244 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:37,825 But I will not stand idly by while you talk shit 245 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:42,495 about me to my childhood fucking frenemies. 246 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,168 I'm serious. 247 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,538 You keep my name out your fucking mouth! 248 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,111 * * 249 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,717 * * 250 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,220 Somebody save the fucking fish! 251 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:21,234 It was in that moment that I remembered I'm a fighter. 252 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,871 I don't have to take shit lying down. 253 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,373 Not even divorce. 254 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,422 You lucky I'm at therapy, D. 255 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,892 I'm gonna give you this one, 256 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:48,695 but don't let the grapevine have you out here fucked up. 257 00:13:54,267 --> 00:14:00,307 * * 258 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,814 I'm probably not the first person to rationalize 259 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:11,751 that finding a Tinder Roni might actually save their marriage... 260 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:16,256 * * 261 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,926 But the setup was perfect. 262 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,395 He wanted to meet at Leesie's, one of those new Detroit spots 263 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,732 where Swa brought his clients, partners, friends. 264 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:29,202 I just needed one person to see me out. 265 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,071 Let the grapevine work. 266 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,374 Remind Swa that it was time to fight for me. 267 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,376 * * 268 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,512 But I didn't count on him taking my breath away. 269 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,948 * * 270 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,850 I'm fucked. 271 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,987 Wow. You're really handsome. 272 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,056 You know, I half expected your picture to be 273 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,959 from 25 years ago, or, like, jacked from the wall 274 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,627 of a barber shop or something. 275 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,863 Well, do you take pride in 360s? 276 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,799 Oh, reverse-Googled the image to make sure. 277 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,036 So, when was your last HIV test? 278 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:07,774 - Wow. When was yours? - How many kids you got? 279 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,278 - Zero. You? - What's your sign? 280 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,680 Sun, moon, rising? 281 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:17,550 - We can slow down on that talk. - What? What? 282 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,786 You all right? You good? 283 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,155 Yeah. Yeah, I just, um... 284 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,192 I just wanna know who I'm dealing with. 285 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,161 Mm. I thought you said you were looking to chill 286 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,997 and have a good conversation. 287 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:33,300 Uh-huh. Actually, I said scintillating. 288 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,503 So scintillate. 289 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,770 'Cause you seem like you're trying 290 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,007 to comb through my tax returns. 291 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,808 Did you bring them? 292 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,476 - 'Cause-- - No, I did not. 293 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,448 'Cause we could arrange that. 294 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,551 I see. You are one of those weird chicks 295 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,686 who likes to go over every ugly detail 296 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,889 that led to this exact moment, aren't you? 297 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,591 You like control. 298 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,193 You think having all the answers will save you 299 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,263 from the inevitable pain of the human experience. 300 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,098 I've been there. 301 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,101 * * 302 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,603 Oh, you're funny. That's your thing. 303 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,442 - Okay. - Well, all right, fine. Fine. 304 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,611 I am an open book. Last relationship, go. 305 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,314 Mm. 306 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,288 I have an idea. 307 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,889 Hmm. 308 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:34,961 Let's pretend that this is a third date, 309 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,297 so we've just gotten all that bullshit 310 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,767 getting-to-know-you conversation out of the way. 311 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,802 So you already know my rising sign? 312 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,671 Yeah, I know it. It's a good one. 313 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,439 A really good one. 314 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,978 And I might even know you biblically at this point. 315 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,415 Yeah, maybe. 316 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,250 And I already like it. 317 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,453 Oh, you definitely like it. 318 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,756 You seem like you're discerning. 319 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,395 What made you swipe on my picture? 320 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,563 Your eyes. 321 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,399 They seemed kind of familiar, 322 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,868 like maybe I'd seen you somewhere before. 323 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,771 Well, you have. 324 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,143 Our first two meets. 325 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,481 Right. Yes. 326 00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:31,918 - You wanna have some fun? - Yes. 327 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,621 I should have asked more questions. 328 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,536 How was that? 329 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,537 Good. 330 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,139 * * 331 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,973 Just what I needed. 332 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,909 I felt like myself for the first time in months. 333 00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,613 The next morning, I changed his name in my phone to Ambien. 334 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,422 * I don't really know why * 335 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:13,393 Okay, usually a man putting me to sleep is a bad thing, 336 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:17,864 but Aja, ooh, I am deeply in like with this dude. 337 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,600 - Oh, God, Jesus wept. - So did I. 338 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,370 When I came I sounded like Minnie Riperton. 339 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,072 - I was like... - Shh! 340 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,275 - She's under the dryer. - Girl. 341 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,711 So good to see you again, Ms. Taylor. 342 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,681 See, bitch, that is why I'm celibate. 343 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,982 Hmm. 344 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,318 Well, I'm mostly fucking celibate. 345 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,187 You lose too much power going Minnie Riperton 346 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,654 after one date. 347 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,390 It was five dates, okay? 348 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,091 We did dinner, drinks, escape room, 349 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,526 which was new for me. 350 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,861 What, does he have stock in Groupon? 351 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,863 Come on, he likes me. 352 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,666 All these negroes know how to give a good first date. 353 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,868 It's the relationship part that causes mass confusion. 354 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,371 Well, me and Ambien are seeing each other again tonight. 355 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,673 Dinner and a movie. His idea. 356 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,376 He sounds like an axe murderer. 357 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,778 - He does live on the East Side. - That's it-- 358 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,880 He said he lives across the street from that wing spot 359 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,882 that has the fat guy dancing on the commercial. 360 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,051 Mo-Fo's? I love that commercial. 361 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,221 Uh-uh, girl, no. 362 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:21,060 Anyways, this guy is perfect, I think. 363 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:25,232 - Mark my words, murderer. - I don't think so. 364 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,666 - Okay, girl. - I mean, granted 365 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,535 I don't have the best sociopath radar 366 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,670 - since I married your cousin. - Uh-uh. 367 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,140 - What? - Don't do that. 368 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,975 Have you seen him, by the way? 369 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,979 He was at Rashad's birthday thing. 370 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,948 But everybody knows that I'm Team Diarra, 371 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,284 so I don't even get much tea. 372 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:50,690 Well, fuck him. I am focusing on Ambien anyway. 373 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,329 D, friend, maybe you should focus on you. 374 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,898 Maybe you should focus on fitting me in for a wax 375 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,301 so I can be spic and span for my date tonight. 376 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,835 Uh-uh. Oh, no, I'm not gonna get you 377 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,537 all spiffy for this new one. 378 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,672 - Come on, please. - No. 379 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:10,243 * I know it's 3:00 in the morning * 380 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,115 * * 381 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:41,341 * * 382 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,245 * * 383 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:50,950 * Tonight I'm feeling crazy, baby * 384 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,553 * Ain't no making love, baby * 385 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,097 The mailbox is full and cannot 386 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,434 accept any messages at this time. Goodbye. 387 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,636 Should I call the police? 388 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,138 To tell them you've been ghosted? Come on, Black woman. 389 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,574 I did not get ghosted. 390 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,343 This is textbook ghosting, Ms. Brick. 391 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,378 It's been how many days since you heard from him? 392 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,180 I don't know. Three, four. 393 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,215 - Shit, it's been five days. - Hmm. 394 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,017 Maybe he ain't texting you back. 395 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,486 - He in the wind. - Uh-uh. 396 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,421 No, no, no. Y'all were not there. 397 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,858 Y'all did not feel this energy that was passing between us. 398 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:35,161 It sounded like he didn't either. Oh. 399 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,537 - Lesson plans by 5:00. - Yes. 400 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,078 You know, 401 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,146 my uncle once disappeared for six months. 402 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,917 He came back, married to a stripper on disability. 403 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,753 My granny says she was ladylike, but just ugly as sin. 404 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:04,724 Wandreeka, baby, you want me to finish braiding your hair 405 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:05,992 or you trying to get me to jump off 406 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,395 the Ambassador Bridge? 407 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,463 Sorry you got ghosted. 408 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:12,432 If it makes you feel any better... 409 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,502 here's a coupon to Trina's Nails and Waxing. 410 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,404 Somebody just stuffed it in my locker. 411 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,872 Are you trying to say I got ghosted and I'm busted? 412 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,508 Not like that. I didn't mean it like that. 413 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,610 - I did not get ghosted. - So what did you get? 414 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,046 Turn around. Keep your head... child. 415 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,716 Wow. 416 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,720 The mailbox is full and cannot 417 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,322 accept any messages at this time. Goodbye. 418 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,227 I felt crazier than I did before I met him. 419 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,430 He had teased me with a full eight hours 420 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,433 of sleep, and I was addicted after one hit. 421 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,968 And I didn't even know his last name. 422 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,505 * * 423 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,974 He said he lives across the street from that wing spot 424 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,976 that has a fat guy dancing on the commercial. 425 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,447 Mo-Fo's? I love that commercial. 426 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,917 * Fuck the limelight * 427 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,285 * Had a kid, though * 428 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,220 * Got to get my mind right * 429 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,497 I don't know how I could have read it so wrong. 430 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,332 It is driving me fucking crazy. 431 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,635 I may be gay, but I'm still a nigger. 432 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:26,238 And the rumors are true. We ain't shit. 433 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,741 It's really not that complicated. 434 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,343 Hey, you know what? This is beneath us. 435 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,480 There should be no reason we should be staking out 436 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,648 some vanishing negro on the East Side. 437 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:37,817 Yeah, you gotta stop talking shit about the East Side. 438 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,752 All my cousins live on the East Side. 439 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,655 Where do you think he could be? 440 00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,090 Not in here. 441 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,064 Maybe something happened to him 442 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:54,233 and that's why he hasn't called me. 443 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,935 Girl, you sound like a crazy white woman. 444 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,770 - I'm a concerned citizen. - Yeah, that's some shit 445 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,072 - a crazy white woman would say. - Don't insult me. 446 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,675 If anything, I am a crazy Black woman 447 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,977 and that's just fucking adorable. 448 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,980 So, never fuck anything that ain't moving. 449 00:24:09,315 --> 00:24:12,151 Sage advice. Thank you. 450 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,053 Yes, Lord. 451 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:17,056 Okay, maybe not every crazy Black woman is fucking adorable. 452 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:21,894 Hey, can you all remind me again why people hate gentrification? 453 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,863 This place is trés gross. 454 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,365 Need to pray for my food in here. 455 00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:27,767 Take a breath. 456 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:31,370 Mm. And I just became a regular. 457 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:32,539 I fuck with it too. 458 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:34,140 Okay, y'all, listen. 459 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:37,376 I have replayed every single aspect 460 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,912 of this day over and over again in my head. 461 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:42,114 Yeah. Then this one says 462 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,950 we're gonna have a good time tonight. 463 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,686 Oh, so you're a fortune teller and a palm reader. 464 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,855 That's... It's the same class. 465 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,924 Wow, that is a very specific skillset. 466 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:54,360 I like it. 467 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,428 And it was perfect. 468 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:59,766 There was no logical reason for him to ghost me, except... 469 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,572 Is that guy following us? 470 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:09,576 Hey, we got a problem? 471 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:18,050 Okay, okay. Get this straight. 472 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,587 - So you was outside... - Uh-huh. 473 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,754 ...at night? 474 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,656 - Yes. - And you saw 475 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:27,594 - some random vagrant? - We saw a vagrant, yes. 476 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:30,597 D, girl, it's the D, okay? 477 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:33,399 Look around you. It's vagrant. Vagrant. Look. 478 00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:38,004 Okay, so maybe this one attacked him later. 479 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,072 Or maybe--maybe they knew each other. 480 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,875 - It was weird. - Was it a sexy vagrant? 481 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,613 - When are vagrants ever sexy? - Oh, oh, you got The Weeknd. 482 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,848 - Lenny Kravitz. - Zoe Kravitz. 483 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,883 - The stepdaddy? - What is this...? 484 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:52,652 - Jason Momoa. My guy. - Jason Mimosa. 485 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,887 - None of them are vagrants. - They're unkempt. 486 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,723 Why are we saying vagrant so much? 487 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,090 - Y'all-- - Stop. 488 00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,425 - What? - We've indulged this 489 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:02,461 long enough. Tell her. 490 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:08,267 All right, listen, bruh, you're still in Tree'nial. 491 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,969 You were supposed to start dating as a way 492 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,904 to face your divorce, but you're using 493 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:16,275 this whole Chris thing to keep living in a fantasy. 494 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,077 So y'all saying I was ghosted? 495 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,647 -Yeah, bruh. -Yeah... 496 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,114 Hell, yeah. 497 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,050 What are you all talking about? 498 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,952 Ma'am, please mind your business. 499 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:33,726 Okay, so what you're saying is that, after five years, 500 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,463 I wasn't enough for Swa, and after five minutes, 501 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:40,232 Ambien decided I wasn't enough for him either? 502 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,682 - Fuck! - Hey, stop cussing. 503 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,886 That's when it hit me. 504 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,221 What was the point of me even being a fighter 505 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:06,025 when no one was asking me to suit up? 506 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,895 I never felt so utterly alone. 507 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,697 I'm sorry! 508 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,103 Come on, baby, go get your girl. 509 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,940 Do the right thing. 510 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:23,810 Hey. 511 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,478 No, please, God. 512 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:31,183 Hey. 513 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,953 Look, I know you're going through a divorce, okay? 514 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:37,256 But divorce ain't the end of the world. 515 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:40,592 You gotta be like J.Lo. 516 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,763 Every time she broke up with a nigga, she got finer. 517 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,835 I think she divorce the niggas so she could get finer. 518 00:27:48,968 --> 00:27:51,103 So... 519 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,440 Thanks for the advice. 520 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:02,749 You know what? I was trying to move on. 521 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:07,887 I met this cute guy. I just... I opened my heart, 522 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,889 and he kicked me in the meat curtains 523 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,025 when I was already down. 524 00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:17,363 - I hate a nigga with no code. - Oh, I know. 525 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,766 You blinded Elton Gregory on one eye 526 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,233 for calling me nappy-headed. 527 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,272 He was nappy-headed. 528 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,607 I mean, we was all nappy-headed. 529 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,477 - He owed you an apology. - And I got one. 530 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:35,547 He was like, "Oh, I so sorry, Diarra. 531 00:28:35,681 --> 00:28:37,549 I so sorry." 532 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,388 That's when I thought, "Maybe all I needed to put 533 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:45,825 Ambien behind me was a good old-fashioned apology." 534 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:51,898 * * 535 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:03,442 Oh, hell no. 536 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,545 How did I get roped into this ghetto "Fatal Attraction" shit? 537 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,380 'Cause you owe me. 8th grade. 538 00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,316 I took your place in "Seven Minutes of Heaven" 539 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:12,018 with Melvin Rialto. 540 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,720 - Melvin wasn't that bad. - Wasn't that bad? 541 00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:17,556 The nigga cover me from head to toe with his saliva. 542 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,191 I came up from that basement 543 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,727 looking like I just got off a waterslide. 544 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,163 Oh. 545 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,433 Oh, my God. It's getting decrepit. 546 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:29,001 No man live here. 547 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,003 - Yo, man lives here. - No, he don't. 548 00:29:31,137 --> 00:29:34,540 Okay, that's true. Okay, hype me up. 549 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:36,508 - Hype me up. - You got this. 550 00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:39,445 Okay, if he doesn't apologize, I'm just gonna key his car 551 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:40,379 and we can be out. 552 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,547 Felony, but okay. 553 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,216 - How do I look? - Jefa, come on. 554 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,285 Okay! Shit. 555 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:48,921 Oh! 556 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:54,861 Come on. 557 00:29:54,994 --> 00:30:01,033 * * 558 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,937 Hello, Chris? 559 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:17,049 Wait, wait. Look, I got my switchblade, 560 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,051 my taser, my brass knuckles. 561 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,619 Which one you want? 562 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,588 Moni, do you always carry those things? 563 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,356 The brass knuckles are just for the East Side. 564 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,292 Okay, John Wick, you stay here. 565 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,627 If something pops off, I'll holler. 566 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,596 Shit. 567 00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:37,469 Chris? 568 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,674 Hello? 569 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:48,847 * * 570 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:56,255 What in the entire fuck? 571 00:30:56,388 --> 00:31:02,494 * * 572 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,933 Hello? 573 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,535 * * 574 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,370 Hello? 575 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:17,543 * * 576 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:28,955 Who are you? 577 00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,057 Ah! Ah! Ah! 578 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:33,359 Who are you and where is Chris? 579 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,261 Diarra, is this the nigga? 580 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,398 This goulash ass nigga? No! 581 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,867 - Then, what the fuck? - I don't know, Moni! 582 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,236 Shit. 583 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,405 - Okay, switchblade. - Fuck. 584 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:54,613 Hey, I am going to help you, okay? 585 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,316 He shut his ass up. Damn. 586 00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,386 Shut the fuck up. 587 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:04,756 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, be cool. 588 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:10,997 * * 589 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,705 Where is the guy who lives here? 590 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,441 I'm just... I'm just trying to make sure that he's okay. 591 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:23,842 Hey, can you answer? 592 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:39,325 * * 593 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,029 I'm glad it wasn't him. 594 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,498 That wasn't nearly enough dick for all this shit. 595 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:51,537 * * 596 00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:55,241 I cannot believe that you had a switchblade, 597 00:32:55,374 --> 00:33:00,212 a taser and brass knuckles and you still let him get away. 598 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:04,150 First of all, I don't know what kind of weird sex shit 599 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:07,653 y'll into, but I'm not trying to be a part of it. 600 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:10,622 I got a husband, two kids, and bills to pay. 601 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:13,325 - The fuck I look like? - Good night, Monique. 602 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,769 Diarra. 603 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,805 Diarra Brickland? 604 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,514 You've been served. 605 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,219 Oh. 606 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,665 * * 607 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:57,203 They were right. I was in denial. 608 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,739 My marriage is over. 609 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,109 * * 610 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,943 The Ambien thing was a way for me 611 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:07,113 to avoid having to process it. 612 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:08,947 * * 613 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:12,951 But the Berlin Wall of my life had come down. 614 00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:16,388 So it didn't really matter why Ambien ghosted me 615 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,924 or what happened to him. 616 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,295 I'll just have to accept the fact 617 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,764 that I'll never see him again. 618 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,399 And the only mystery I need to be trying 619 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,302 to solve right now is... 620 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:32,404 How the hell I'm gonna move on? 621 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:37,643 Bruh, you just need to... 622 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,478 throw yourself into your work. 623 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:46,352 * * 624 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:55,161 But then, at 4:44, clarity struck. 625 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,696 I was so busy thinking about Ambien, 626 00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:00,199 I had forgotten about my part-time job 627 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,668 as Captain Extra. 628 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:05,337 - You like Wandreeka. - No, I don't. 629 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:08,707 * * 630 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,512 Marlon probably clowned her when her hair was a mess, 631 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,880 and you weren't happy. 632 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:18,750 Leave her alone. 633 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:19,851 I wasn't even at that fight. 634 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,887 Shut your lying ass up. 635 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:26,992 And you must be in love because you fought so hard and so bad. 636 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:31,597 * * 637 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,499 Probably because the only karate lessons 638 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,536 you ever had was watching from outside the window 639 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:41,039 while waiting on your mom to get her nails done. 640 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:44,876 * * 641 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:47,646 Which is how you had the coupon. 642 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:53,485 * * 643 00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:56,222 Wandreeka's the finest specimen in the building, 644 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,657 whether she got her hair did or not. 645 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,058 There it was. 646 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,060 Somebody in this cold, hard city 647 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,296 still willing to fight for love. 648 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,831 * * 649 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:07,966 It was beautiful. 650 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:12,037 I'm only gonna say this once. Stop fighting. 651 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:18,344 Until you've actually had some karate lessons. 652 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:23,048 - You got me? - Yes, ma'am. 653 00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:26,552 Yeah, okay. Don't call me ma'am. Go. 654 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:37,463 * * 655 00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,898 She went back in, huh? 656 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,368 - Who told you? - Wandreeka. 657 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:45,571 Your mama may not be perfect, but she can flat twist 658 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,706 with the best of them. 659 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,909 - I'm sorry I missed it. - It's okay. 660 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:55,113 You need anything, you call me, day or night. 661 00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,684 * * 662 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,688 * * 663 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:05,657 That's how I solved the case of my black eye. 664 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,294 And that was gonna have to be enough. 665 00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:14,433 * * 666 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:21,307 A few days later, fate intervened. 667 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,849 There wasn't a doubt in my mind it was him. 668 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,653 Ambien. 669 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,856 I knew I'd seen this motherfucker before. 670 00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:40,526 I always thought it was the mama. 671 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:44,763 She keep putting them posters to throw folks off her scent. 672 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,198 - What? - Deonte Brooks. 673 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,734 Damn shame. 674 00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:52,371 Probably been dead 25, 30 years by now. 675 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:55,507 Then how did this guy eat my pussy last Friday night? 676 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:57,843 The fuck y'all looking at? 677 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,545 Minding your own fucking business 678 00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,347 is a full time motherfucking job, 679 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,616 and all of y'all need to stay employed. Shit! 680 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,419 In retrospect, I probably should have heeded 681 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,621 the philosopher behind me, 682 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:12,758 but I was sure I was one of the only people in the world 683 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:15,961 who knew Deonte Brooks had been back in Detroit, 684 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,029 that he was going by the name of Chris 685 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:21,967 and that he was missing again. 686 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:27,806 * * 687 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,777 And the fact that his stroke was the only known cure 688 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:35,481 for my insomnia made him my business. 689 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:41,820 * * 690 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:04,175 * * 691 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:14,052 * * 692 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,003 - Mom! - Shh. Daddy's working. 51362

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