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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,832 ♪ The sun's in the sky ♪ 2 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,556 ♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪ 3 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,197 ♪ Kiss winter goodbye ♪ 4 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,960 ♪ And sing this summer song ♪ 5 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,831 ♪ I was born here, I guess I'll stay ♪ 6 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,277 ♪ Why would I ever go away? ♪ 7 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,632 ♪ Life is a lifelong ♪ 8 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:11,636 ♪ Summer's day... ♪ 9 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,030 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 10 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:18,751 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long ♪ 11 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:19,840 - Yay. - [whooping] 12 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,793 - [Jack] Thanks. - Bravo. Bravo. 13 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,590 Encore! 14 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:25,956 "The Summer Song." 15 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:27,920 - He just played "The Summer Song." - [snickers] 16 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,633 [Nick] Well, play it again then. 17 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,110 Or just any song with "Summer" in the title. Doesn't matter. 18 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,113 Uh, cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit of a break now and then come back. 19 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,232 [indistinct chatter] 20 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,316 [Nick] I can't believe I missed it. 21 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,470 [bird squawking] 22 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,794 [humming] 23 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,792 - Jack? - Sir. 24 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,199 How are you... enjoying the job? 25 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,336 Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks. 26 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,070 I've noticed the customers like you. 27 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,736 Okay, great. Yeah, well, I try to be friendly. 28 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,753 Unlike me. I'm increasingly finding I don't like you. 29 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,200 Right. 30 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,273 The beard gets on my nerves. What's wrong with shaving? 31 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,510 Yeah, no, I suppose I... 32 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,096 And I don't like the way you're always late, 33 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,713 I don't like the way you dress. 34 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,154 And worse, I get the feeling 35 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,152 you think working here is beneath you. 36 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,310 Oh... 37 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,073 But the customers like you. 38 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,160 So... 39 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,197 if you wanna go full-time, you can. 40 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Right. 41 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,840 Okay. Well, yeah, great. Uh, let me think about that. 42 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,036 Or, here's the alternative, son. 43 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:34,239 Two weeks, you're out on your ear. Yeah. I'll give the job to dozy Karen. 44 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,552 [clicks tongue] Okay, great. Well, classic. Um... 45 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,256 Yeah, I'll get right back to you. 46 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,112 Good. There's someone to see you. 47 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,510 Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell. 48 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:49,394 [chuckles] 49 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,840 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 50 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,056 [Jack] I'm gonna have to say good news, 51 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,736 'cause I don't think I could take any more bad news. 52 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,594 Well, the good news is you're booked for Latitude Festival. 53 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,556 No! 54 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,355 Yes! Yes. It's not the biggest... 55 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:04,994 It's the Suffolk Tent. 56 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,840 I don't care what tent, it's Latitude! It's a proper festival! 57 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,920 [Ellie laughs] 58 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,236 [Jack] You are the best manager in the world! 59 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,875 Latitude! 60 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:15,513 ♪ This road that I'm walking, well ♪ 61 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,920 ♪ It started young ♪ 62 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,913 ♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪ 63 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,798 ♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪ 64 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:22,916 Classic. 65 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,354 ♪ So come take my hand ♪ 66 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:26,079 ♪ And rock this road with me ♪ 67 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,753 - [crowd cheering] - ♪ Rock this road ♪ 68 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,274 ♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪ 69 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,558 ♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪ 70 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,030 ♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪ 71 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,476 ♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪ 72 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,272 [children laughing, chattering] 73 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,679 ♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪ 74 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,639 ♪ I gotta follow wherever it goes ♪ 75 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,916 ♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪ 76 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,480 ♪ That's my fate ♪ 77 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,679 ♪ I rock this road ♪ 78 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,840 [all whooping] 79 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:04,153 Uh, accept my gratitude, Latitude. [chuckles] 80 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,311 Uh, it's been a blast. 81 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,350 I thought "Dinosaur" was particularly strong. 82 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,376 Well, yeah, I got most of the words right. 83 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,359 - [chuckles] - "Hear me roar, I'm a dinosaur." 84 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,079 Rocky, what're you doing here? 85 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,550 - Rocky! Oh. - Yes! 86 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,994 I'm a road manager, innit? 87 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,437 [laughs] Oh. So everyone who said that you were 88 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:41,878 a lazy, useless, drug-taking drunk who'd never get a job were wrong. 89 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,237 Yes, they were actually. I'm in profitable employment. 90 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,119 A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine. 91 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,236 - Yeah. - Yeah. 92 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,880 Good set, though, mate. 93 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,320 Did you hear it? I didn't see you. 94 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,438 If I'm totally honest, I only popped by for a quick bong behind the tent. 95 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,910 - Oh. - But it was a lovely surprise to hear you. 96 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,232 I didn't hear much of it, to be honest, 'cause of the bong and stuff, 97 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,840 but yeah. 98 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,837 Still making sweet love to young Ellie, I see. 99 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 - No. - [laughs] No. 100 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,716 No, never. Not once. 101 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:11,916 That's a shame. 102 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,720 She's my manager. 103 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,677 Hey, do you wanna come backstage for our gig? 104 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,840 - Oh, please. - Yeah? Let's do it then. 105 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,560 - Let's rock this road. - All right. 106 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,216 So how long have you been back in Suffolk? 107 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,597 Oof. Well, I'm trying to live outside the traditional concept of time. 108 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:31,079 So, could be weeks, could be months, could be a year and a half, no idea. 109 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:32,800 Oh, here we are. 110 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,599 - [cheering] - Thank you so much. 111 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:38,880 [Jack] So what exactly do you do? 112 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,510 Make sure everything runs like clockwork, service the equipment. 113 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,636 Right. 114 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,315 [Rocky] Make sandwiches, make teas. 115 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,756 Uh... Oh, Christ. 116 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,440 [mutters] 117 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,835 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Michael. 118 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:56,956 You're fired. 119 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,910 Fair do's. 120 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,512 [crowd cheering] 121 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,596 Fired. 122 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,536 Give Ellie one from me, yeah? 123 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,280 - No, really, we don't... - Catch you later. 124 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,714 - [Ellie] Oh, great day. - [Jack] Yeah, great day. 125 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:23,396 Though, Elle, we should stop now. I can't do this anymore. 126 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,311 [scoffs] Don't be stupid. You're gonna need a bigger tent. 127 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,416 [imitating American accent] "You're gonna need a bigger tent." 128 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,080 No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending 129 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,914 that we're in a thrilling story with a big, exciting end. 130 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,758 We're in a little story and it ends now. 131 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,237 I think I hear something special in my songs, 132 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,960 you think you hear something special, and I love you for it, 133 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,918 but no one else does, no one ever has. 134 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,400 Uh, Nick loves "The Summer Song." 135 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,075 Nick is famously a world-class moron. 136 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:52,234 If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to. It'll take a miracle. 137 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,640 Miracles happen. 138 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,758 I mean it. This is a serious moment for me. 139 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,593 This is just absolutely not happening. 140 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,354 Look, I can't be the star that we thought I could be 141 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,790 at 14 on that day in the school hall 142 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,395 when I sang a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall" 143 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,358 and you were there backstage. 144 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,635 I'm not hearing a word. 145 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,633 Okay, but look... This was my last gig. 146 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,639 And I'm so happy you were there. 147 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,112 This is the end of our long and winding road. 148 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,435 [Ellie] Come on! 149 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,560 - The world is full of miracles. - [Jack] Like what? 150 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,456 Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol. 151 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,153 - Oh... - You'll change your mind. 152 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,471 I won't. This is the start of a better life. 153 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:37,839 And I'm feeling perky about it. 154 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,920 [Jack] Mm. 155 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,950 Night-night, rock star. 156 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,269 Yeah, night-night. 157 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,992 [speaking Japanese] 158 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,558 - [grunts] - [bicycle wheel spinning] 159 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,355 [speaking Japanese] 160 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,395 Are you all right, mate? 161 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,360 [Jack groans] 162 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,759 Just a few minutes, okay? 163 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,713 [chuckles softly] 164 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,679 Can I just say one thing? 165 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,600 Just to... 166 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,360 warn you. 167 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,232 I've spoken with the doctor and you will walk again... 168 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,356 [grunts softly] 169 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:03,391 ...but you have lost your beard and, um, two big teeth. 170 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:08,035 And even though it should be sad, it's actually very funny, unfortunately. 171 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,156 [groans softly] 172 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:13,280 So despite all the pain and inconvenience, you're not even gonna get any sympathy. 173 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,158 People will just laugh at you. 174 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,753 [chuckles] Ow. 175 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,880 What happened? 176 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,357 [sighs, chuckles] No one knows. 177 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:31,078 It was all over the world. Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds. 178 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,319 You were just unlucky that at that exact moment a big bus hit you. 179 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,056 You know the weird thing they thought was gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000? 180 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,230 Oh, yeah. Y2K. 181 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:43,155 It sort of happened. It was very big news, which, um, you missed entirely 182 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,119 - because of the bus. Mm-hmm. - Ah. 183 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,312 [chuckles] Right. I've gotta get back to school. 184 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,757 - Elle? - Yeah? 185 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,837 Thanks for taking such good care of me. 186 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,991 You're welcome. I'll come back later. 187 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:04,031 Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64? 188 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,040 [Ellie laughs] I don't know. I'll think about it. 189 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,634 Why 64? 190 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,720 [Jack] What do you mean? 191 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,476 It's just... Oh, forget it. [chuckles] 192 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,793 What do you mean, "Why 64?" 193 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,076 [sighs] 194 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,936 [Ellie] I think the accident was a message from God. 195 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,555 - [scoffs] - Yeah, he was very angry. 196 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,552 Ellie, you think me getting hit by a bus 197 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,656 was God's way of telling me not to go back to teaching. 198 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:32,799 [laughs] Exactly. Incredible. It's amazing. God loves your stuff. 199 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,072 Look, if God had been remotely interested in my stuff, 200 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,833 he would've once, right, just once, 201 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,960 had someone write me a fan letter who wasn't my mum. 202 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,719 [snickers] Or me. 203 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,916 - Yeah. - [laughs] 204 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,997 [sighs] I didn't ask to be The Beatles, you know, 205 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,696 I just wanted once to have a standing ovation 206 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,856 not given by people who were already standing at the bar. 207 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,599 [chuckles] Be the what? 208 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,672 [siren wailing in distance] 209 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,395 - [Nick] Oh, my God. - [Jack] Oh, yeah. 210 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,519 Carol, come and look! 211 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,840 I know Ellie said it was funny, 212 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,520 but no one mentioned visual humor of this quality. 213 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,752 - Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth. - [Nick groans] 214 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840 - [all] Cheese! - Oh, wow. 215 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,718 - [laughter] - [camera clicking] 216 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,835 - [Ellie] Presents, presents, presents. - Yes. 217 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,952 It's true, we have bought you presents. 218 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,032 - Exciting. - Well, they have, obviously. 219 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,216 - Huge work week. - Yeah, yeah. 220 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,594 What do we have here? 221 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,672 [clears throat] Okay, okay, okay. 222 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,639 - Uh, boom! Hey! - [Ellie] Oh, wow! 223 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,936 - Because you lost your teeth. - Yeah, I know. 224 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,720 - That's why that's funny. Okay. - [laughter] 225 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,481 - Number two... - [Ellie laughing] Where did you get that? 226 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,696 - [chuckles] - 'Cause you got hit by a bus. 227 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,936 - Yeah, I remember. - [laughter] 228 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,394 - Do you? Hilarious. - Yes. 229 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,516 All right. 230 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,115 - [Ellie] One more. - [Nick] One more, yes. 231 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,357 I don't know what this one could possibly be. 232 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,318 - [Ellie] Oh, neither do I. - No idea. 233 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,400 [laughs] 234 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,256 I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel. 235 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:53,035 - Mm-hmm. - Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs. 236 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,600 Open it, open it, open it. 237 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,472 - [Carol] Oh. - Okay. 238 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,156 Wow. 239 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,675 [Nick] 'Cause yours got run over by a bus. [chuckles] 240 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,896 - [Carol] Well, play something then. - [Ellie] Yes, play something. 241 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,520 - [Nick] Play "The Summer Song." - [Ellie] Let me get rid of this. 242 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,031 [Rocky laughing] Hey! 243 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,918 What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'? 244 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,056 - Oh! - What is he doing here? 245 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:23,073 Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us, sleeping on the sofa. 246 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,736 - [Jack] That is a disaster... - [Nick] Yep. 247 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,536 - ...that could last forever... - That's right. 248 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,392 - ...and ruin your entire life. - Absolutely. 249 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,936 Hey, really glad you're not dead, man. 250 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,960 [groans] 251 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,136 [Carol] He's got a new guitar. 252 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,216 - He's gonna play a song. - Ow. 253 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,240 [Rocky] Epic. 254 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,237 A great guitar requires a great song. 255 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,359 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 256 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,992 ♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪ 257 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,319 ♪ Now it seems as though They're here to stay ♪ 258 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:03,075 ♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪ 259 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960 Go on. 260 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,154 ♪ Suddenly ♪ 261 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,032 ♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪ 262 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,160 ♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪ 263 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:26,076 ♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪ 264 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,799 [children laughing] 265 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:33,478 ♪ Why she had to go I don't know ♪ 266 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,637 ♪ She wouldn't say ♪ 267 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,912 ♪ I said something wrong ♪ 268 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,676 ♪ Now I long for yesterday ♪ 269 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,071 [whispering] Oh, my... What... 270 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,560 What the hell was that? 271 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320 "Yesterday." 272 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,950 [exhales] That was one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. 273 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,953 Yeah. It's a bit soppy, but it's sweet. 274 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,953 [laughing] When did you write that? 275 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,879 I didn't write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, The Beatles. 276 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,440 Who? 277 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920 The Beatles. 278 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 The what? 279 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,456 John, Paul, George, and Ringo, The Beatles. 280 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,234 Which beetle is this? The insect beetles or the car Beetles? 281 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,789 The pop group Beatles... Nick, help me out here. 282 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,559 Right, yes. Um... 283 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,313 There's this problem with musicians. 284 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,871 They presume everyone else has this encyclopedic knowledge of obscure pop, 285 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,032 make you feel stupid when you haven't heard of bands, you know, like... 286 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:42,038 Neutral Milk Hotel, or The Monophonics, or in this case, The Beatles. 287 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,998 [laughter] 288 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,240 Wow, this is the most complicated joke I've ever heard. 289 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,716 [Nick] Nice song, though. 290 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,957 - It's not a nice song. - [Nick] No, it is, mate. 291 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,716 Don't do yourself down just 'cause you look like a cartoon character. 292 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,440 - It's a very nice song. - It's not a very nice song, Nick, 293 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,016 it's one of the greatest songs ever written. 294 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,555 Well, it's not Coldplay, it's not "Fix You." 295 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,716 It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol, it's a great, great work of art. 296 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,671 Wow, somebody suddenly got very cocky. 297 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,551 [Ellie] That song was exquisite. How come I've never heard it before? 298 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,656 Okay, I don't know what you guys are playing at, 299 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,912 but this is so weird and quite unfair. 300 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,239 In light of me having lost two teeth, looking like a sort of reverse rabbit, 301 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,039 I'm on pretty heavy medication. 302 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,634 - [scoffs] - Just let me out. 303 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,396 [scoffs] All right. 304 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,256 I thought you liked the medication. 305 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,634 Yeah, I do love the medication. 306 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,160 I really don't know what you're cross about. 307 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,390 [sighs] 308 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,954 [laughs] Jack. 309 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,030 [sighs] 310 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,912 [breathing heavily] 311 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,200 Oh, Christ. 312 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,070 No way. No way. 313 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,634 Okay. All right. 314 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,789 Mm. 315 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,351 [laughs] Okay. [clears throat] 316 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,991 Oh, you are having me on. 317 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,910 B, B, B... 318 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,909 Bowie, Beck, Beach Boys... 319 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,632 No, stop it. 320 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,551 Oh, fuck off! No! 321 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,594 Let's try... 322 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,832 Good. Still rolling. 323 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,196 Oh, thank God. God bless you, Donald. 324 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,516 No. Okay, let's just... 325 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,520 [groans] 326 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,990 Well, that figures. 327 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,040 Elle! 328 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,070 - [gasps, exhales] - [knocking] 329 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,196 [whispers] Jack. 330 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,356 What... 331 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,750 Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are? 332 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,910 Genuinely. 333 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,434 Okay. Then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation. 334 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 See you soon. 335 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,830 Nice pajamas. 336 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:47,920 [groans] 337 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,993 Jack! [chuckles] 338 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,840 Christ. I don't even know if I can remember the words to the songs. Okay. 339 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,276 "Eleanor Rigby... 340 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,837 "Eleanor Rigby lives in a church in a room where the wedding..." No. 341 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:10,672 "Eleanor Rigby darning her socks in the... In a room where..." No, does she... 342 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120 Does she have... 343 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,830 Does she have socks? 344 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,590 [exhales sharply] 345 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,756 Am I gonna do this? 346 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,720 Can I do this? 347 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,916 - Yeah. - Four and one. 348 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,310 Four and one. Beautiful. That's music to my ears. 349 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,153 Right, now what is our common factor... 350 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,736 [student] Miss, there's someone at the window. 351 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,496 - Sorry? - [students] The window. The window. 352 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,159 - [Ellie] Um... - [students laughing] 353 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,392 Yes, right. Can you all just give me just one second? 354 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,678 If there's any more factors of, um, 18, I want to hear 'em. 355 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,040 - Yes? - I may do one more gig. 356 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,311 I think I may have got some, like, new songs. 357 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,176 [male student] Is that your boyfriend, miss? 358 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,236 [students whooping] 359 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,073 No! Enough! He's not my boyfriend! 360 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,416 - [male student] What's his name? - [Ellie] Enough. 361 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,256 ♪ Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again ♪ 362 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,078 ♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪ Yes, another one! 363 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,913 Your boyfriend's left you, miss. 364 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,514 [laughter] 365 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,795 [male student] Awkward! 366 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,519 [laughter] 367 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,195 You're right, that was very awkward, but let's keep going. 368 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,840 - [forklift beeping] - ♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪ 369 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,277 ♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪ 370 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,272 [groans] What did he do there, though? 371 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,997 ♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪ 372 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,680 - ♪ Dragged a... na-na across my head ♪ - [knocking] 373 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,915 - [woman] Whoo-hoo! - Yep. 374 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,315 Oh. Sure those Post-it notes aren't gonna mark the wallpaper? 375 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,136 Eh, that's not exactly my top priority at the moment. 376 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,880 Well, your top priority should be getting yourself some new teeth. 377 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:52,960 [clicks tongue] Oh. 378 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,470 I brought you a Pepsi. 379 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,676 Have we not got any Coke? 380 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,355 What? 381 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,440 Coca-Cola? 382 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,112 I don't know what you're saying. Come downstairs if you're hungry. 383 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,200 Gotcha. 384 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,576 Do you reckon you could, like, make 'em look, 385 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,159 you know, better than before? 386 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,471 It's just I'm hoping to relaunch my music thing and... 387 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,358 I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician. 388 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,596 Let's try the red. 389 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,359 Your dad was my first ever patient. 390 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,191 I only survived because of people like him. That's right. 391 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,793 I only coped... Clamp. 392 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,513 ...with a little help from my friends. 393 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,200 [Jack laughing] 394 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,314 Eh. [exhales sharply] 395 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,672 - [keys jingle] - So, um... 396 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,760 I thought we'd agreed. 397 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,696 Yeah, well, we had, Dad, but I've got a bunch of new songs 398 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,416 and I thought people might like to hear 'em. 399 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,511 Huh. Well, uh... 400 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,793 why don't you play one for us? 401 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,599 Okay. You sure? 402 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah, of course. 403 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,471 Me and your dad love hearing your things. Don't we, darling? 404 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,395 - We do. - Okay. Okay, good. 405 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,112 [muttering] 406 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,433 Okay. Ooh. 407 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,597 Okay. Right, this is called... 408 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160 "Let It Be." 409 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,990 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 410 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,874 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪ 411 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,456 - ♪ Speaking... ♪ - [doorbell rings] 412 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,631 Oh. Oh. Sorry, love. I'll get it. 413 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,678 Good start, though. Very pretty. 414 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,239 - Terry, come in, love. - Oh, hello, Sheila. Nice to see you. 415 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,720 Oh. It's Terry! 416 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,395 - Oh, Terry. Hey. - Hello. Hey. 417 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,631 Jack's just playing us a new song. 418 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,976 Oh, really? I thought he'd given up. 419 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,471 Yeah, no. Well, he's got some new songs. What's this one called? 420 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,994 - "Leave It Be." - "Let It Be." 421 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,515 Oh, excellent. Well, rock on, Jack. 422 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,640 Well, it's not very rocky, but... 423 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,920 [clears throat] 424 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,913 ♪ When I find myself In times of trouble... ♪ 425 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,798 - Would you like a drink, Terry? - Dad. 426 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,314 Well, I'd already heard that bit. 427 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,835 Sorry, Jack. Your dad's a rude man. 428 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,197 - Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed. - Excellent. Right. [grunts] 429 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,429 Carry on, Jacko. I'll be back. 430 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,816 - Can I get it in a glass? - [Jed] Glass it is. 431 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,296 [clears throat] Is everyone else settled? 432 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,913 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Yes. 433 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,992 Hurry it up, darling, you're losing the crowd. 434 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,080 - Okay. - [chuckles] 435 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,430 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 436 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,035 - ♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪ - [phone ringing] 437 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:04,636 Oh, sorry. Sorry, Jack, that's me. Sorry, my fault. 438 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,076 - Oh, it's Marge. - [Sheila] Oh. [chuckles] 439 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,719 Hello, love. I'm just at Jed and Sheila's house, 440 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,315 listening to Jack's new song "Let Him Be." 441 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,880 - "Let It Be." - "Let It Be." 442 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,395 No, well, apparently he's started up again. 443 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,790 Yeah. 444 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,640 Uh, yeah, I know. 445 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,836 I know. 446 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,549 I know. 447 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,390 Yeah, I know. 448 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,918 - I know. - What do you know? 449 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,595 Listen, I'll call you back when it's over, all right? 450 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,671 Oh, all right then. Yeah, okay. See you in a minute. 451 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,516 Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man. 452 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,736 Maybe start after the first bit. I've heard it three times now. 453 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,360 - If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top. - Please yourself, son. 454 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,776 Then maybe we can have "Summer Song." 455 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,200 [discordant notes play] 456 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,039 Christ, this is "Let It Be"! 457 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:57,557 You're the first people on Earth to hear this song. 458 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,996 This is like watching da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa 459 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,839 right in front of your bloody eyes. 460 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,231 Can you not just be quiet for a single second? 461 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,393 - [doorbell rings] - Oh, that will be Marge. 462 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,917 - Oh, Marjorie. I'll put the kettle on. - She said she was gonna come round. 463 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,280 - Hi. - Hello. 464 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,510 - Hello, love. - Hi. 465 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,280 - Come in, come in. - Well, that went well. 466 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,392 - Oh, that's good coffee. - Good. 467 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,437 [Jack] This is a new song I've just written. 468 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:29,237 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 469 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,679 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 470 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,760 - [balloon pops] - [gasps] 471 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,675 - [children shouting, laughing] - ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 472 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,432 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 473 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,520 [balloon pops] 474 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,671 ♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪ 475 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,833 ♪ Let it be ♪ 476 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,880 [inhales sharply] 477 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,032 [indistinct chatter] 478 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,552 [indistinct chatter in the distance] 479 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,156 Excuse me. 480 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,197 - Yeah. - Um, are you the manager? 481 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,960 Uh-huh. 482 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,600 I'm Gavin. 483 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,669 [panting] Hey. 484 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,670 You okay? 485 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,951 It's me, that's the problem. That's the awful truth, the revelation. 486 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,160 I know the songs are strong, but no one's interested still. 487 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,470 Jack Malik's the problem. 488 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,040 - [Ellie] That's not true. - It is. 489 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,158 I just don't have the "it" that's the difference between Jay-Z and... 490 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,439 - [scoffs] Jay-Y. - [chuckles] 491 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,753 Well, then how do you explain this? 492 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,157 You're gonna be a recording artist, Mr. Malik. 493 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,800 ♪ Because she loves you ♪ 494 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,952 - ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪ - [Ellie squeals] 495 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,393 I'd be very happy to help. For free. 496 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,437 My studio at your service. 497 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,000 Gavin, you're cool. 498 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,309 Am I? 499 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,756 ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 500 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,559 ♪ And with a love like that ♪ 501 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,553 ♪ You know you should be glad ♪ 502 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,456 - ♪ With a love like that ♪ - [train horn blows] 503 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,995 ♪ You know you should... ♪ 504 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,517 [windows rattling] 505 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,713 ♪ Be glad ♪ 506 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,520 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 507 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,753 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 508 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,595 Yes, yes, yes, we've got it! Yes, we have reached the mountaintop! 509 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,070 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 510 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,435 Do you like it, Gavin? 511 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,954 I absolutely love it, Ellie. 512 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,920 [sighs] Jack, you got any more songs? 513 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960 One or two. 514 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,477 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 515 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,276 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 516 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,032 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 517 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,158 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 518 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,991 ♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪ 519 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,000 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 520 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,830 ♪ And when I touch you ♪ 521 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,277 ♪ I feel happy inside ♪ 522 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,076 - ♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪ - [laughs] 523 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:42,877 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 524 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,235 [laughing] 525 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,352 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 526 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,873 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 527 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,553 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 528 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,474 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 529 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,196 Whoo! 530 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,430 ♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪ 531 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,716 - Whoo! - ♪ Oh ♪ 532 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,352 ♪ When I saw her standing there ♪ 533 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,240 Have a listen. 534 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,274 Hi. Exciting. 535 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,360 How much? 536 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,750 Oh, no charge. Uh, it's free with any purchase. 537 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,111 Songs with your Snickers, music with your multi-packs. 538 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,336 - Oh, thank you. - Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese. 539 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,430 Jack? 540 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,477 [man] And here's a lovely little story. 541 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,076 Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse in Lowestoft, 542 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,832 and we hear, members of the retail trade have been getting a free CD 543 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,675 along with their jumbo boxes of Nescafé and washing powder. 544 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,041 - That's right. - But you're gonna sing us a new song now. 545 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:47,275 So here's Jack Malik, the singing wholesaler, "In My Life." 546 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,877 ♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪ 547 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,236 ♪ There is no one ♪ 548 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,391 ♪ Compares with you ♪ 549 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,679 ♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪ 550 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,959 ♪ When I think of love as something new ♪ 551 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,273 ♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪ 552 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,877 ♪ For people and things that went before ♪ 553 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,237 ♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪ 554 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,709 ♪ In my life ♪ 555 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,271 ♪ I love you more ♪ 556 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:38,115 Beautiful. No mention of jumbo-sized Fairy Liquid, but nice work. 557 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,476 You ever thought about doing a wholesale-based song? 558 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,160 Not really, no. 559 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,234 You could call it "In My Warehouse" instead of "In My Life." 560 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,360 Now, time to find out what's happening in Kerry's kitchen. [chuckles] 561 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,113 G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here. 562 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,634 [laughing] 563 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,591 I could've written every song of The Rolling Stones or David Bowie, 564 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,117 I'll always just be Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman. 565 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,556 Oh, no. Don't. That's not true. 566 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,871 So obviously is. 567 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,312 That song was really beautiful. Who did you write it about? 568 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,115 Stop here, stop the car. 569 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,959 [tires screech] 570 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,074 - Elle... - Hmm? 571 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,437 - These songs... - Mm? 572 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,033 There's something about 'em you should know. 573 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,112 [phone ringing] 574 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,550 Oh. 575 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,477 - Hi. - Hi, it's Ed Sheeran. 576 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,910 - I beg your pardon? - Ed Sheeran. I'm a musician. 577 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,593 Yeah, no. Seriously, though, who is it? 578 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,831 This must be a bad line. I'll call you back. 579 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120 Who was it? 580 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,440 He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician. 581 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,079 [scoffs] That'll be Nick. 582 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,039 [phone ringing] 583 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,160 Nick. 584 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,720 No, it's Ed Sheeran again. 585 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,200 Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please? 586 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,634 No one called Carol here. 587 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,837 Except there is. She's always there. 588 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,071 Okay, mate... I'll leave it there. 589 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,273 Amazing performance tonight on TV. 590 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,478 That song, "In My Life," that was really beautiful. 591 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,195 What did he say? 592 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,992 He said he really enjoyed "In My Life." 593 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,719 [scoffs] And what did Carol say? 594 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,200 She wasn't there. 595 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,634 [chuckles] She's always there. 596 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,433 I think it might've been Ed Sheeran. 597 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,120 The musician? 598 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,872 [music box playing] 599 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,555 [doorbell rings] 600 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,120 [man] Hi. 601 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,270 - Hello. - I'm Ed. 602 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,033 Um, is Jack here? 603 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:54,954 Oh, right, I'll see if he's up. Just wait there, love. 604 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,320 Jack! 605 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,990 It's for you. 606 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,277 - [Jack] Who is it? - His name's Ed. 607 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,039 He's got a nice, friendly face. [chuckles] 608 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,280 Hi. 609 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,551 [chuckling] Hi. 610 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,516 Uh, come in. 611 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,470 Your shirt's inside out. 612 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,280 Oh, Christ. 613 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,235 Uh, we should... 614 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,234 [Ed] Ouch. 615 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,870 So, uh, look, I'm sorry to barge in like this. 616 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,795 No. Major pop stars are always dropping round, you know. 617 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,120 Lady Gaga won't leave us alone. 618 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,352 [chuckles] You're funny. 619 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,760 Well, funny-looking, at least. 620 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,313 Yeah, so anyway, I live locally, and I saw your song on TV. 621 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,640 And it was really good. 622 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,953 - Wow. - So I Googled you, 623 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,999 and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website, 624 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,080 and they were even better. 625 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,120 Gosh, thanks. 626 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,754 All right. Don't mind me. 627 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,393 So I've had the support act drop out of the European leg of the tour 628 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,437 and I was wondering if you'd consider it. 629 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,320 Consider what? 630 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,360 - Yeah... - Being the opening act. 631 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,600 For you, seriously? 632 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,034 - [Jed] No. - Yeah, why not? 633 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,751 [chuckles] When will I start? 634 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,840 Tuesday. 635 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,600 [sighing] Do you know where the pickle is? 636 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,754 - No. - No. 637 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,991 What, Tuesday, not next July? 638 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,072 No, Tuesday. Is your hearing all right? 639 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,520 [chuckling] No, my hearing's fine. 640 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,840 It's just, you keep saying lots of really strange things, 641 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,839 but yes, yes, thank you, yes. Um... 642 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,360 How long do you need? 643 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,920 [Ed] About 30 minutes, maximum. 644 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,856 Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless. 645 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,519 You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer." 646 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,637 [laughs] Get in! 647 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,560 Night. 648 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,552 - Night. - Night. Nice to meet you. 649 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,680 You look like Ed Sheeran, you know? 650 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,640 I am Ed Sheeran. 651 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,431 All right. Well done. 652 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,953 - Light show? - Preferably not, no. 653 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,158 That's good, 'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so... 654 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,195 Have you got any beer? 655 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,351 - Uh, cider. - Cider works. 656 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440 [chuckles] Okay. 657 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,680 I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday." 658 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280 Yeah. 659 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,991 Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider? 660 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,116 [Ellie] That is nuts! 661 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,557 Yeah. As you said, it's nutty and he's absolutely covered in tattoos. 662 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,480 Nice dressing gown, by the way. 663 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,316 No, it's not. No. 664 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,437 - [laughing] - Don't... Don't start. 665 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,360 It looked so good online, so I just ordered it, 666 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,040 and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up. 667 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,397 Meanwhile, you need a new roadie tomorrow. 668 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,920 What do you mean? You're not coming? 669 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:43,280 [scoffs] No, of course not. I'm, you know, a schoolteacher. I teach maths. 670 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,110 I can't suddenly manage Ed Sheeran's support act. 671 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,954 Yeah, maybe you can, though. 672 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320 Um... 673 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,879 Yeah, well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday, 674 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,475 'cause we've got a parent-teachers' evening at 6:45. 675 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,789 And although I like you, I... 676 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,976 I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten. 677 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,912 - Right, okay. - Sorry. 678 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,318 Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post. 679 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,437 Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday? 680 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,560 Sorry. Would love to, but we've got rehearsals for the school play. 681 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,360 - [Ellie] Mm-hmm. - Okay. Let's think Plan C. 682 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,800 - Oh, no. - What? 683 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,389 I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea. 684 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,593 [all laughing] 685 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,956 - [air hostess] Welcome aboard. - Hey. Ooh. 686 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,076 How you doing, man? 687 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,753 Hey! Here he is. 688 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,036 - Hey. - Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky. 689 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,192 You can call me whatever you like. "Handsome" always works well. 690 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,833 [laughs] No, only kidding there. Just call me Rocky. 691 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,674 Nice to meet you, Rocky. Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there. 692 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,640 And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate, don't worry. 693 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,176 - Nothing to be worried about. - Okay. 694 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,200 - Cool. - All right. 695 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,176 - Love your work, man. - Thank you. 696 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,350 Specially the rapping. 697 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,840 - Really? - Nah, I'm only kidding. 698 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,912 [chuckling] 699 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,836 Nah, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice. 700 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,396 Gingers and rap, 701 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400 sounds a bit crap. 702 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,200 Well, you may be right, enjoy your flight. 703 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,230 [laughing] Here he is! Wait a minute! All right. Um... 704 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,040 I think it'll be neat if I take my seat. 705 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,672 Boom. Victory. 706 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,592 [Rocky beatboxing] 707 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,679 ♪ Gonna fly... ♪ 708 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,430 [air hostess] Champagne? 709 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720 Oh, yes, please. 710 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,400 - Thank you. - Champagne, sir? 711 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,397 Have you got Coke? 712 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840 Sorry? 713 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,798 Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please. 714 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:52,520 Of course, sir. 715 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,993 [crowd cheering] 716 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,470 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 717 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,836 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 718 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,957 ♪ Well, the Ukraine girls Really knock me out ♪ 719 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,158 ♪ They leave the West behind ♪ 720 00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,557 ♪ And the Moscow girls Make me sing and shout ♪ 721 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,351 ♪ Georgia's always on my Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪ 722 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,549 All right, Moscow! 723 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,996 [cheering] 724 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,833 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 725 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,920 Sing it with me. 726 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:32,276 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 727 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360 Louder than that. 728 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,880 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 729 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,160 Louder. 730 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,720 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 731 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,994 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 732 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,234 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 733 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,480 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 734 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:58,079 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 735 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,800 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 736 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,237 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 737 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,472 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 738 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,472 - [cheering, whistling] - [music stops] 739 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,636 Cheers. 740 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,394 [emcee] Okay, Moscow! 741 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:24,833 It was Jack Malik! 742 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:35,160 And are you ready for Ed Sheeran? 743 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,994 On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar? 744 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,116 Yeah. 745 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,696 'Cause I thought we were going to Russia, so I should write a song about Russia. 746 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,997 Yeah, I just thought it was really cool that you called it USSR. 747 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,800 You know, it probably stopped being called that before you were born. 748 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,120 Yeah. 749 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,315 [man] Amazing, man. Loved that USSR track. 750 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,834 [chuckles] Thanks. 751 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,513 Right, I've got an idea. 752 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,713 Everyone, I think we can all agree 753 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,776 that we're impressed with Jack's songwriting talent, right? 754 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,916 [whooping] 755 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,117 So here's the plan. I'm gonna go out that door, 756 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,400 Jack's gonna go out this door, 757 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,234 and whoever writes the best song in ten minutes wins. 758 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,394 [cheering] 759 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480 [Rocky] What's the prize? 760 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,870 No prize. Just being the best songwriter. 761 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,149 Jack "Back In the USSR" Malik, are you in? 762 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,560 - Okay. - Okay. 763 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,456 And it can't be anything you've written before. 764 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,680 Nothing in your bottom drawer. It has to be new tonight. 765 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,278 - Right. - Cool. Fun. 766 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,716 I still think there should be a prize, Ed. 767 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,398 With all his money, he could afford a tenner. 768 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,512 [guitar playing] 769 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,233 [Rocky] Ladies and gentlemen, 770 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,950 we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle. 771 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,475 In the blue corner, Sir Ed Sheeran. 772 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,040 [cheering] 773 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,273 ♪ Broken hearts can find a love To make them whole anywhere ♪ 774 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,480 ♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪ 775 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,272 ♪ We're not meant to fly But God knows we can try ♪ 776 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:13,200 ♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪ 777 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,240 ♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪ 778 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,960 [cheering] 779 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:22,000 [Rocky] And now, the soon-to-be-defeated Mr. Jack Malik. 780 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,352 ♪ The long and winding road ♪ 781 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:37,399 ♪ That leads to your door ♪ 782 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,278 ♪ Will never disappear ♪ 783 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,030 ♪ I've seen that road before ♪ 784 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,910 ♪ It always leads me here ♪ 785 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:04,999 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪ 786 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,198 ♪ Many times I've been alone ♪ 787 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,715 ♪ And many times I've cried ♪ 788 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,154 ♪ Any way you'll never know ♪ 789 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,352 ♪ The many ways I've tried ♪ 790 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,719 ♪ But still they lead me back ♪ 791 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,678 ♪ To the long ♪ 792 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,116 ♪ And winding road ♪ 793 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,232 ♪ You left me standing here ♪ 794 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:43,434 ♪ A long, long time ago ♪ 795 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,351 ♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪ 796 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,600 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪ 797 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,680 [music stops] 798 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,191 [cheering, whooping] 799 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,034 So, the vote! 800 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,112 Nope, no vote. No vote. 801 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,272 No. That was, uh, an interesting moment. 802 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,776 I was always told that there would be 803 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,536 someone who came along that was a lot better than me, 804 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,359 and you are definitely better than me, Jack. 805 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,671 Yeah, wow, that was one of the best songs I've heard in my life. 806 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,280 I mean, these things are complicated. 807 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,032 [chuckles] Yeah, obviously not complicated for you, though, right? 808 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,229 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 809 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,736 Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance. 810 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,114 - [laughter] - Yeah. 811 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,399 You're definitely Mozart, mate, and I'm definitely Salieri. 812 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Night, Jack. 813 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,036 Hi. 814 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,431 I'm Debra Hammer. I'm Ed's manager. 815 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,275 We should talk. 816 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,835 Yeah, well, I mean, I've kinda got a manager back home, 817 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,037 but no, we should talk, yeah. [chuckles] 818 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,919 Okay, great. That's great. 819 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,711 Uh... Good. Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles. 820 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,800 In Los Angeles? 821 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,554 Yeah, well, we need you to come to LA. 822 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,000 See, we pay, and then you come, and you write songs, 823 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,797 and then we release them, and you make a ton of money, 824 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,631 and then we take most of it. [laughing] 825 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,680 Okay. 826 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,751 I have a question. Is this the best that you can look? 827 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,596 We'll figure it out. 828 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,360 Gorgeous. 829 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,876 [crowd chanting] Ellie, Ellie, Ellie! 830 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,000 Well, in my capacity as Jack's former musical mentor 831 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,359 /manager/roadie/driver, 'cause he can't even drive. [chuckles] 832 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,113 - [all jeering] - Loser! Loser! 833 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,833 I did try to teach you! 834 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,520 Honestly, no, you can have the job back. 835 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,954 - No, thanks. - [groans] 836 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,760 Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk before the day they die? 837 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,911 [cheering] 838 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,192 Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles, 839 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,317 and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... 840 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,154 - [Jack] I must. - Then we wish you good luck and success. 841 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,392 Or even better, failure and a swift return. 842 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,390 [all] Failure and a swift return! 843 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,199 [cheering] 844 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000 [Ellie grunts softly] 845 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,876 Will you miss me, Jack? 846 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,111 Of course I'll miss you. Hey. 847 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,120 Of course I'll miss you. 848 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,479 You're leaving, so I can ask you anything. 849 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,436 [sighs] 850 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,873 How did I get in the wrong column? 851 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,236 How did I get in the friend, manager, roadie column... 852 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,470 instead of the "And I Love Her" column? 853 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,595 [knocking at door] 854 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,917 Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon, 855 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,776 your mum will be too drunk to make her speech. 856 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,976 - [Sheila] Jack! - Coming, Ellie-wellie? 857 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Yeah. 858 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,754 [Sheila] Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you! 859 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,116 - Jack! - Jack! 860 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,037 Oh, God. Are those definitely columns? 861 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,711 [chuckles, sniffles] 862 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,678 A girl can certainly tell the difference. 863 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,593 - [Sheila] Jack! - It... 864 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,480 Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim, 865 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,193 so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down. 866 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,536 - [man] Come on down, Jack! - [Sheila] Come on! 867 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,056 - [man] We miss you! - [overlapping chatter] 868 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,231 - [all] Jack! - [indistinct shouting] 869 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,555 Wow, Ellie. 870 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,950 Big news on a big night. 871 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,920 [Rocky] Jack, get down here! 872 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,912 - Jack! - Jack! 873 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,036 [man] Come on! 874 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,470 [exhales] 875 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,837 [chanting] Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack... 876 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,113 [sighing] 877 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,392 [cheering] 878 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,238 ♪ Here comes the sun Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 879 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,712 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 880 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,998 ♪ It's all right ♪ 881 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,355 Get it! Oh! 882 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,591 - [laughs] Oh, oh, oh! - ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪ 883 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,716 ♪ Here it comes ♪ 884 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,114 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 885 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,200 [Rocky] Ladies. 886 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,672 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 887 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,670 Jack Malik. [chuckles] 888 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,875 Welcome to my little beach shack. 889 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,511 [chuckles] Thank you for coming all this way. 890 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,114 Good to see you. 891 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,231 - Well... - [chuckles] 892 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,118 - ...you're not very attractive. - No. 893 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,712 - You are out of shape. - Yes. 894 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,992 - You are skinny, yet somehow round. - Uh-huh. 895 00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,950 You have been profoundly unsuccessful for ten years... 896 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,316 - Yep. - ...and until about a month ago, 897 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,798 we'd call you a complete failure. 898 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,320 Well, that's not quite how I'd put it, but... 899 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,750 - We would say you were a complete failure. - Yeah. 900 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,400 Sit, please. But now... 901 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,800 [clears throat] 902 00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,352 ...now you've hit an extraordinary songwriting groove, 903 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,558 and you wanna be the biggest star in the world. 904 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,950 - Well... - "Yes" is the answer to that question. 905 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,480 Well, yes, I guess. 906 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,598 Not "Well, yes, I guess." "Yes." 907 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,680 I guess. 908 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:50,949 [chuckles] 909 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,118 Buddy, what I'm offering you 910 00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:00,840 is the great and glorious poisoned chalice of money and fame. 911 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,233 If you don't wanna drink it, which I would understand, 912 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,478 go back and have a warm beer in little, bonny England. 913 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,669 If you do wanna drink it, I need to hear you say, 914 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:20,040 "Debra, I'm so thirsty. Give me the goddamn chalice." 915 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,360 So which is it? 916 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,395 I'll take the chalice. 917 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,432 ♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪ 918 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:41,280 ♪ I don't know ♪ 919 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,317 ♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪ 920 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:55,719 ♪ I don't know ♪ 921 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,679 - [applause] - Yeah. I'm feeling that. 922 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,556 Okay, what's next? 923 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,109 Um, it's called "A Hard Day's Night." 924 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,351 All right. What does that mean? 925 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,232 Um, I'm not quite sure yet. 926 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,320 [man laughs] Okay, we're rolling when you're ready. 927 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,200 Stop. Stop. Something's missing. 928 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,990 The guitar has to gently weep more. 929 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,231 [electric guitar playing] 930 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,190 That's it! That's my baby. Yes! 931 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,430 - Yeah? - Yes! 932 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,677 ♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪ 933 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,835 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 934 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,391 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long ♪ 935 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,397 Okay. The first one... 936 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,915 - "Here Comes the Sun." - Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. 937 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,920 - Whoo. - [clears throat] 938 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,150 And the second one... 939 00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,936 - My personal favorite. - "The Summer Song." 940 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,996 "The Summer Song." 941 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:53,520 That is... It's simple without being charming. 942 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,398 I'm struggling to find the words. 943 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,960 I hated it, 944 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,672 but I wasn't interested in it enough to listen to it again to find out why. 945 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,040 Yeah, bin it. 946 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,351 Yeah. Reject. 947 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,755 Thank you, Rocky. 948 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,910 [can opens] 949 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,360 [Jack] At times like this, I wish I hadn't given up smoking. 950 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,114 I could just murder a cigarette. 951 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,040 Yeah. 952 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,395 What's a cigarette? 953 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,075 What? 954 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,916 [scoffs] 955 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,200 Wow. 956 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,672 Uh... Oh, yes. Jack, this is Hilary. 957 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,672 She's gonna be working with you on your image. 958 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,554 Do I have to have an image? 959 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,239 Well, if you don't have an image, then the lack of image becomes an image. 960 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,551 - Right. - And the music sounds so joyful. 961 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:02,432 It would be a shame to let it down by you being so... off-putting. 962 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,520 Mm-hmm. 963 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,039 I can see how you two might be friends. 964 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,072 [laughs] 965 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,800 Yeah, yeah. Okay, here's the plan. 966 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,317 We're gonna take the five best songs, we'll put them online. 967 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,719 All right? No visuals. Just the music. 968 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,552 The enigma of Jack Malik. 969 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,473 And then we wait until we've fixed all of this 970 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,640 and we release an astonishing, 971 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,798 era-defining double album 972 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,917 that changes popular music forever. 973 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:41,595 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 974 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:46,513 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 975 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:53,359 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 976 00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,356 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 977 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,831 [speaking Portuguese] 978 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,877 [man 1] Hashtag Jack Malik, hashtag "She Loves You." 979 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,350 [man 2] I always knew he was a star. Right from the start. 980 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,796 We were very much neck-and-neck in the earlier days. 981 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,109 We were both entertainers. 982 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,672 [overlapping speakers, foreign languages] 983 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,352 [reporter] The producer of the now-famous Warehouse tapes, Gavin. 984 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,716 Absolutely and utterly the best moment of my life. 985 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,079 [man 3] Basically, we seem to be talking about the Shakespeare of pop music. 986 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,800 These songs, there's only five of them, but they break new ground. 987 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,536 We've never heard anything like this before. 988 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,076 We want more. More songs. More, more, more, more, more. 989 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,471 [overlapping chatter] 990 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,192 ♪ Eleanor Rigby sits in the church ♪ 991 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,431 ♪ In the night Where the wedding has been... ♪ 992 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,920 No. 993 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,229 ♪ Look at her working ♪ 994 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,596 ♪ Darning her socks in the night When the... ♪ 995 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,959 There's rice in there somewhere. 996 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,816 Picks up the rice, picks up the rice, picks up the rice. 997 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,594 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church Where a wedding has been ♪ 998 00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:04,750 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 999 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,911 [groans] Where does she darn the bloody socks? 1000 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,400 Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie! 1001 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,833 ♪ Father McKenzie Darning his socks in the night... ♪ 1002 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,354 ♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪ 1003 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,195 [groans] Oh, God. When are we gonna get to all the lonely people? 1004 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,478 ♪ All the lonely people Where do they all... ♪ 1005 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,950 [sighs] 1006 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,990 I need to go to Liverpool as soon as possible. 1007 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,033 I think it could be inspiring. 1008 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,155 Do you want me to tell you the name of 50 places on Earth 1009 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,277 more inspiring than Liverpool? 1010 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,837 - Starting with Shitsville, USA. - No, thank you. 1011 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,755 Would you like me to tell you the reasons that you can't go next week? 1012 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,718 Like having lunch with Ernesto, 1013 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,110 the head of Universal Music, on whom your life depends. 1014 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,476 Like actually finishing the damn album. 1015 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,517 Like picking the damn name for the damn album. 1016 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,696 Like doing the damn videos for the damn album, damn it. 1017 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,154 Okay, I will be back by Saturday. 1018 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,754 - Friday... - [groans] 1019 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,952 Friday is you on The Late Late Show With James Corden 1020 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,919 and Saturday is the major marketing meeting of meetings. 1021 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,277 Friday, you are presented to the world. Saturday, you are crowned. 1022 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:13,636 Okay, Friday. Is it actually called the major marketing meeting of meetings? 1023 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,235 Yes, it's actually called that. Yes. 1024 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,675 What does Liverpool have that LA doesn't? 1025 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,234 Mo Salah, Cilla Black, mushy peas, rain. 1026 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,914 Ah. Home, sweet home. 1027 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,776 - Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate. - No. Never been here before. 1028 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,634 [crowd screaming] Jack! 1029 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,154 Oh, my God. 1030 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,232 [screaming continues] 1031 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,039 [Rocky] How did they know we were here? 1032 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,713 In. In, in. 1033 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,800 Drive! Drive! 1034 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,155 [screaming] 1035 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,471 - [woman] Wait, Jack! - [man] I loved your song, mate! 1036 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,956 [driver] Here you go, guys. Strawberry Fields. 1037 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,830 ♪ Let me take you down ♪ 1038 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,832 [humming] 1039 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,156 [Rocky] Now we're at Penny Lane. What distinguishes it from any other lane? 1040 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,000 [Jack] Just show some respect. 1041 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:20,349 [Rocky] For what exactly? 1042 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,840 "Also Eleanor Rigby, 1043 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,633 the beloved wife of Thomas Woods." 1044 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,033 Yeah. Friend? 1045 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,679 - Relative? - Shh. 1046 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,480 ♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪ 1047 00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,837 [Rocky] I always liked graveyards. I lost my virginity in one actually. 1048 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,310 ♪ All the lonely people ♪ 1049 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,713 ♪ Where do they all belong? ♪ 1050 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,950 ♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪ 1051 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,078 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church Where the wedding has been ♪ 1052 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,160 Yes! 1053 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,276 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 1054 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,912 ♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪ 1055 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,672 ♪ No one comes near ♪ 1056 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,229 Oh, come on. He's on fire. 1057 00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,515 Fireman! There's a fireman in Penny Lane! Jesus. 1058 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:00,829 - [phone ringing] - Oh. 1059 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,833 - What? - [woman] I'm sorry to disturb you, 1060 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,316 - you've got someone downstairs for you. - What, really? 1061 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,312 [indistinct chatter] 1062 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,596 What are you doing here? 1063 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:18,479 [stifled exhale] I was just passing by. 1064 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,553 - You live 370 miles away. - Yeah. You're right. Um... 1065 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,477 I... [laughs] I just... I thought it might be nice to see you. 1066 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,597 [chuckles] What are you doing here? 1067 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,239 Uh... It's research. 1068 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,036 It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah. 1069 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,351 This is so great. Um... 1070 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,875 [laughs] 1071 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,350 - Are you hungry? - As a big horse! 1072 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,736 [Ellie] Oh, it feels like you've been gone forever. 1073 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,116 - [Jack] How are Nick and Carol? - Very unhappy. 1074 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,976 Excellent. I wouldn't know how to relate to them if they actually got on. 1075 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,150 [both laugh] 1076 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,560 I miss you. 1077 00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,520 I miss you. 1078 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,640 [waiter clears throat] 1079 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,556 Yes. [clears throat] 1080 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:07,356 I am gonna have fish and chips. 1081 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,640 But I'm on a diet... 1082 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,189 - [chuckles] - ...so salad instead of the fries. 1083 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,910 I'll have the grilled salmon, and again, with the salad, no fries. 1084 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,432 - Anything else? - Maybe just a side of fries. 1085 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,600 - Yeah, make that two, and lots more beers. - Thanks. 1086 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,920 I guess the girls are falling over themselves 1087 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,872 to sleep with you now you're a famous musician. 1088 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,110 I'm not famous. 1089 00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,560 No. Not yet. 1090 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,760 Although there was one Russian. 1091 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:30,678 That's nice. Was she stocky? 1092 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,799 - Fairly stocky, yeah. - [laughs] 1093 00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,376 Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else? 1094 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,336 - [Jack] No, thanks. - Maybe just a couple of brandies. 1095 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,033 [Jack] And lots of chocolates. 1096 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,840 What are we gonna do when they throw us out? 1097 00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,355 I was thinking, lots of ketamine... 1098 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,794 - Mm. - ...and then, 1099 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,191 wandering the streets of Liverpool singing songs we don't know the lyrics of, 1100 00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,839 very loudly. 1101 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,200 [exhales] 1102 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,235 You've changed. [chuckles] 1103 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,032 [laughing, shouting] 1104 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,236 Hello? 1105 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,110 Whoo! 1106 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,029 So where's your room? 1107 01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,112 Oh, definitely, definitely not on this floor. 1108 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,072 - [humming] - [laughs] 1109 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,512 [both vocalizing] 1110 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,069 [both chuckling] 1111 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,958 [gulping] 1112 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,592 [vocalizing] 1113 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,070 [chuckles] 1114 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,152 - [exhales] Long pause. - Yeah. 1115 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,433 Have I messed up massively? 1116 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,876 Meaning what? 1117 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:56,952 - Going away... - Oh, no. God, no. 1118 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,240 What was the alternative? 1119 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,550 It was the most wonderful and exciting thing in the world. 1120 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,596 [chuckles softly] 1121 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,320 [whispers] Can I maybe turn out the light? 1122 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,720 Maybe. 1123 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,516 Mistake? 1124 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:48,400 Probably. 1125 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,552 Oh, my God, you touched my bottom. 1126 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,960 [both laugh] 1127 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,360 You've never done that before. 1128 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,920 Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do a lot of things we've never done before. 1129 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,720 Are you sure? 1130 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,789 What about you? 1131 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,232 - I asked first. - I really don't know. 1132 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,275 Oh, okay. 1133 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,276 So, maybe no. 1134 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,759 - No? - Um... 1135 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,554 It's certainly not a mistake coming up to Liverpool, certainly... 1136 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,273 um, a lovely evening, but I think probably it's... 1137 01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,080 - [sighs] It's a mistake to go further. - Okay. 1138 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,517 I have a room of my own, and... 1139 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,920 And I think, um... 1140 01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,556 a one-night stand would be... 1141 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,038 a strange new column for me to be in, Jack. 1142 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,077 Maybe it wouldn't be a one-night stand. 1143 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,799 When are you going back to America? 1144 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,111 - Tomorrow. - So that's one night. 1145 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,920 It's the dictionary definition of a one-night stand and... 1146 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,790 And it's not for me. 1147 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,390 [door closes] 1148 01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,676 ♪ I said maybe ♪ 1149 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,717 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 1150 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,718 ♪ And after all ♪ 1151 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,951 ♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪ 1152 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,235 [alarm ringing] 1153 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,232 [gasping] 1154 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,440 Rocky! 1155 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,198 - Rocky, get up. Let's go! - What? What? What? 1156 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,590 - We've got to find Ellie. - I know where she is. 1157 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,160 - Where? - In Suffolk, mate. 1158 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,357 No, she's not. She's in Liverpool, you numpty. 1159 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:04,840 Really? That's a coincidence. 1160 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,632 Do you have a guest, Ellie Appleton? 1161 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,594 - [stammers] - Uh, yeah, 1162 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,360 we just ordered her a taxi to the station. 1163 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,920 Oh, Christ. 1164 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,150 Uh, thank you very much. 1165 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:22,960 [panting] Okay, double our chances, you go that way, I'll go this way. 1166 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,840 - Whoever gets there first, stops her. - Okay. 1167 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:34,471 - [Jack] There you are. - It's that way. It's that way. 1168 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:36,920 I really hope she's right there. 1169 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,240 I'm dying. 1170 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,152 - Ellie. Elle. - Oh, my God. 1171 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:43,469 I hope she's worth it, mate. 1172 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,437 - [groans] - Where's the... 1173 01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,352 Does anyone know what platform goes to London? 1174 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,556 - Six. - Eight. 1175 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:50,856 [woman] No, it's definitely six. 1176 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,120 [man] Oh, yeah, no, it's six. It's definitely six, sorry. 1177 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,555 [yells] 1178 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,952 Yes, yes. No, no, no. No! 1179 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,559 - [coughing] - Come on, go. 1180 01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,037 - [line ringing] - [coughs] 1181 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,353 Come on, pick up. Pick up. 1182 01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,440 [Ellie] Hello? 1183 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,670 [panting] Oh. Yes! I... 1184 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,918 I came after you, but I missed the train. 1185 01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,957 I'm sorry. We need to talk. 1186 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,269 Let's talk. 1187 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,033 - Where are you? - Right behind you. 1188 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,510 Having a cheese-and-tomato baguette and a packet of crisps. 1189 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,476 [laughs] 1190 01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,635 [Rocky] Jack, would it be annoying of me to point out 1191 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,016 we should be heading for the airport? 1192 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,316 - How long have we got? - In real terms, minus an hour. 1193 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,909 [panting] Okay... [exhales] 1194 01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:44,136 Rocky, this is completely not a conversation you're part of. 1195 01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,755 - Of course it's not. No, deeply private. - Yeah. 1196 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,736 With your future happiness at stake. Did you two sleep together last night? 1197 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:50,876 - No. - No. 1198 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,176 What a waste! Well, anyway, I'll keep an eye on the clock. 1199 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,351 You've got precisely four minutes. 1200 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,440 - [both] So. - [phone chimes] 1201 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,996 Um... 1202 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,549 It's about last night. 1203 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,514 [sighs] What about it? 1204 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,356 Well, it was almost quite a moment. 1205 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,955 And I woke up and I panicked, and I wanted to talk. 1206 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,474 Okay, then talk. 1207 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,832 Right, so, um... 1208 01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:21,920 [sighs] 1209 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,035 'Cause we, uh... 1210 01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,560 - How do you think it's going so far? - It's not great, but... 1211 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,313 No. Let me try and help. 1212 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:32,311 [exhales] You've had 20 years to make your move. 1213 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,117 I couldn't exactly make my move when I was seven. 1214 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,960 [stammers] Then you've had ten years. 1215 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,714 Right, but we've always been like brother and sister. 1216 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,755 And it's very bad indeed for... 1217 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,360 for brothers and sisters to have sex. 1218 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:49,816 Except we're not brother and sister. 1219 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,116 - No, exactly right, but... - No, so... 1220 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,239 [exhales] I have been waiting half my life for you to wake up and love me. 1221 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,276 Having loved you for half a lifetime, 1222 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,034 I realized when you left that I had made a bad choice doing that. 1223 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,592 And now it's got even trickier, because... 1224 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,599 [chuckles]...when you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match. 1225 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,750 But now... 1226 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,880 I... [sighs] 1227 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,150 I'm an actual schoolteacher in actual Lowestoft, 1228 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,914 and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter. 1229 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,151 - No, I'm not. - Except that you probably are. 1230 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,696 Okay, two minutes, ladies and gentlemen. Two minutes. 1231 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,996 Also, um, Debra's on my phone for you. 1232 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,320 Apparently she's having dinner with the head of the label 1233 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,656 and you're meant to be FaceTiming in. 1234 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:38,275 - Just go away, Rocky. - Okay. One minute 53. 1235 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,798 In the end, to you, I'll always really just be Ellie with the frizzy hair. 1236 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,073 Ellie from the "fun chum" column. 1237 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,080 Ellie who, for reasons no one understands, 1238 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:52,870 drives you around in her car. [chuckles] 1239 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,431 So just go and please just catch your plane. [sniffles] 1240 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,439 We haven't finished the conversation. 1241 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,957 Well... we have. 1242 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,710 We have. 1243 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:07,320 Unless... 1244 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:12,879 in Liverpool Lime Street at 11:14 on a Friday... 1245 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:17,110 [breathes shakily] ...unless you choose to stay. 1246 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,755 [Debra over phone] Jack! 1247 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,470 Jack, you have to get on the plane. What are you still doing in Liverpool? 1248 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,199 I can't stay today. 1249 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,431 I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow, 1250 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,240 and I've gotta do the marketing meeting of meetings, it's ridiculous. 1251 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:38,640 And that was your chance. 1252 01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,679 [chuckles] Now quick, go, please. Leave. 1253 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,680 Sorry. 1254 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,576 Do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps for the journey? 1255 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,638 I want you to be happy and to make marvelous music. 1256 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,154 I always have. 1257 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,072 - No! Not all the crisps! - Okay. 1258 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,719 Just go, go, go. 1259 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,680 Your future is out the door and to the left, a taxi rank. 1260 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,680 [Jack] I'm sorry. 1261 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:08,797 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1262 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,711 [man] Okay. Welcome to the major marketing meeting of meetings. 1263 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:30,316 So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building. 1264 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,560 - Give it up for Jack, y'all. - [cheering and applause] 1265 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:42,276 Now, uh, Jack, I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today when I say... 1266 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,595 [whistles, chuckles] ...it is the climax of our careers 1267 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,560 to be working on this mind-bending album with you. 1268 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,790 Give it up, y'all. 1269 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,633 [cheering] 1270 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,360 [man] Yeah! 1271 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,195 You don't have to clap every time, but thanks very much. 1272 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,839 - [laughter] - Mr. Modesty! 1273 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,072 - Give it up for modesty. - No, seriously. 1274 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,595 That's what he does, right off the top. [chuckles] 1275 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,394 Now, as you all know, the songs we released online 1276 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,473 have created unprecedented excitement. 1277 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,600 - [cheering] - Yeah! 1278 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,955 No. 1279 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:18,071 So, now upon us falls the mighty task 1280 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:24,077 of packaging everything together into one single, irresistible album. 1281 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:27,153 Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself 1282 01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,914 and... [chuckles] we worked on some of those. 1283 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,037 You know, I especially got a kick out of... 1284 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,473 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1285 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,233 - [laughter] - Yeah, that's... [chuckles] 1286 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,959 It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny. 1287 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,590 - [laughter continues] - It is. It's a lot of words, Jack. 1288 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:46,993 But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh... too confusing. 1289 01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:48,736 - [crowd] Hmm. - All right? Too confusing. 1290 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,195 And, uh, The White Album... 1291 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,473 has some diversity issues. 1292 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:55,750 How? 1293 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,917 That's a lot of white, Jack. 1294 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:04,280 And I know you were pretty enthusiastic about Abbey Road. 1295 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,670 I gotta say, it didn't have a lot going for it. 1296 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,400 If I could put it to you like that. Uh... 1297 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,240 It's just a road with a bunch of people driving down the wrong side of the street. 1298 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,680 - [chuckles] - [laughter] 1299 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:15,160 That's not exactly what I meant. 1300 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,216 But we've been developing some ideas of our own now, you know? 1301 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,416 We weren't just sitting around. 1302 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:22,320 We focused on the one thing that makes this man here 1303 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:25,996 unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today. 1304 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,117 No collaborators, no cowriters. 1305 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,078 No samples, no steals. Hmm? 1306 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,436 No "featuring Cardi B." 1307 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,951 No "featuring Bieber." 1308 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,193 Just the simple, pure genius... 1309 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,560 of One Man Only. 1310 01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,757 - [gasping] - [chattering] 1311 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,594 Mmm-mmm-mmm. And as a second wave, 1312 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,957 because of the miracle that is One Man Only... 1313 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:50,960 it's just this. 1314 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,713 - [crowd gasping] - Just this. 1315 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,318 - Mmm-mmm. I know, I know. - [applause] 1316 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,596 So let Operation Jack begin! 1317 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,911 - [cheering] - Each week, a new song online. 1318 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,400 Each week, a new TV show. 1319 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,711 We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel, 1320 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,354 then Fallon, then Colbert, 1321 01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:12,037 and then Thursday Night Live! Whoo! 1322 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:16,034 Song, song, song. Show, show, show. Boom, bang, bazillions. 1323 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,750 Now let's go make so much money that by this time next Christmas, 1324 01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:22,753 we are wiping our asses with solid gold toilet paper! 1325 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:26,390 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik! 1326 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,711 [audience cheering] 1327 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,920 [Corden] Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you. 1328 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,229 Thank you for being here. 1329 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,313 The songs of yours that I've heard, they are... they are amazing. 1330 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,256 What's life like for you at the moment right now? 1331 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:42,116 I mean, the expectation for the album is just rising to insane levels, isn't it? 1332 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,680 Yeah, well, they're insane to me. 1333 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,831 I mean, who here's excited about this album? 1334 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,991 - Listen to that. - [audience cheering] 1335 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,791 In this age of sometimes 16 people writing on one song, 1336 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:54,439 suddenly, here's a guy, 1337 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,835 him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself on his own. 1338 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,696 Yeah, I mean... You know, that's how it always used to be, though, 1339 01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:05,191 with, like, James Taylor, or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen. 1340 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,999 So, I don't think it's that exceptional. 1341 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,560 But is it just you? 1342 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,431 Well, yes. [chuckles] 1343 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:13,390 But is it? 1344 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:14,675 [audience laughing] 1345 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,480 [scoffs] Well, yes. Yes, it is. 1346 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,837 Excellent. Because as chance would have it, and do forgive me, 1347 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,992 because we love a surprise on this show. 1348 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:29,030 As chance would darn well have it, I've got two men backstage 1349 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:30,759 who claim that the songs are theirs. 1350 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,036 [audience murmuring] 1351 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:36,113 In fact, they say that all of your tunes 1352 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:40,797 are the work of their band, The Beatles. 1353 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,030 [audience gasping] 1354 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,116 I... I don't know... 1355 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,429 [chuckles] I don't... 1356 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,834 Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we? 1357 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,056 Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Liverpool, England, 1358 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,152 please welcome Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr! 1359 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,436 [audience cheering] 1360 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:09,637 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1361 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,110 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ 1362 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,591 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 1363 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,995 [Debra] Hey. 1364 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,438 Bang me backwards over a Buick. 1365 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,709 It's going to be the greatest album of all time. 1366 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,834 It's really incredible, man. 1367 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,479 - Hey, Ed. - How you doing? 1368 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,896 Um, I'm just in town for a couple of days. I thought I'd come see the genius at work. 1369 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,197 I'm just trying to work out your process. Is it music first or lyrics first? 1370 01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:34,515 [Jack] Um, it varies. 1371 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,911 But like, with this song for instance, the, um, the "Hey Jude" one 1372 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,957 must have some story behind it. 1373 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:42,193 Well, yeah. No, it does. 1374 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,591 So, it was the son of a friend of mine, 1375 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,833 who was having a hard time. 1376 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:53,877 And it just... it came to me as a song of comfort. 1377 01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,954 I don't believe you. 1378 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,160 What? 1379 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,832 I mean, I just... I don't believe you. 1380 01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:07,230 - It's one genius idea after the other. - Oh, right. 1381 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,516 I do have a suggestion, though, um... 1382 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,239 about the song, the title "Hey Jude," 1383 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,080 "Jude" is just... it's a bit old-fashioned. 1384 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,560 That was the kid's name, right? 1385 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,873 - What kid? - That the song's about. 1386 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,759 Oh, the kid. The kid, yes, the sad kid. 1387 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:26,356 Now, let me just give you this advice, right? 1388 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:29,194 Song title. I won't charge you a penny for it as well. 1389 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,756 "Hey Dude." 1390 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,353 Um... 1391 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:39,840 ♪ Hey, du... ♪ 1392 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,070 [sighs] 1393 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,719 "Hey Dude," are you sure? 1394 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,755 He's right. That's... [chuckles] That's so much better. 1395 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,876 Is he? 1396 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,075 - Is it? - [Ed] Yeah, yeah. 1397 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:52,551 - ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪ - [Debra] Yes. Mm-hmm. 1398 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,096 - This isn't real. - [Ed] Definitely gonna be 1399 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:55,679 one of the best songs of a generation. 1400 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,877 - Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up. - ♪ Hey, dude ♪ 1401 01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,474 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 1402 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,153 ♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪ 1403 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,296 - [door opens] - It's "dude." 1404 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,320 ♪ Hey, dude ♪ 1405 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:04,896 - [Debra] It's definitely "dude." - Jack, it's Ellie. 1406 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:07,536 Oh. Sorry, guys, I've gotta take this. Just give me a minute, Ed, sorry. 1407 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,517 - Elle, I'm so glad you called. - Jack. 1408 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,080 - I'm not enjoying myself here at all. - Oh, right, well, um... 1409 01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,151 - I've got two bits of news. - I'm riveted. 1410 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,314 All right, well, the first one... 1411 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,274 - Big one. - Yeah? 1412 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,037 - The Pier Hotel. - What, in Gorleston? 1413 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:26,191 The place that closed down rather than have me play? 1414 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:28,112 [chuckles] Yes, it's reopening. 1415 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:31,272 - You're bloody kidding. - I am bloody not. It's re-bloody-opening. 1416 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:34,239 [chuckles] That's amazing. That's huge news. 1417 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,920 That's ma-bloody-ssive. 1418 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,320 [chuckles] 1419 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,016 All right. What's the second? I mean, it can't be as big, but tell me anyway. 1420 01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:42,040 Um... 1421 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,957 And number two is... 1422 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,835 I've been seeing someone. 1423 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,680 Right. 1424 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,074 Do I know him? 1425 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,234 [Ellie] Yeah. It's Gavin. 1426 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,756 I didn't want you to find out from someone else. 1427 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,760 Every day, he puts me in the right column. 1428 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,520 Of course. 1429 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,075 The "true love" one. 1430 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,434 - [knocking on glass] - Of course. 1431 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:17,236 I've got to go. 1432 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,272 Oh, God, yeah. Of course you do. 1433 01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:21,158 Um, okay, bye. Bye. 1434 01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:32,634 What? What could possibly be so urgent that I can't make a single phone call? 1435 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,110 How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right 1436 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,716 if you're just all clustering me and stopping me from being creative? 1437 01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,470 How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone? 1438 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000 Okay. 1439 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,951 We'll leave you alone then, genius. 1440 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:51,157 No, I'm not. I'm sorry. 1441 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,916 No, it's, uh... it's superstar rights. 1442 01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,797 Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes. Hmm. 1443 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,955 [sighs] 1444 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,391 - Ellie told you the news then? - Yeah. 1445 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:12,110 You know, I never, never understood what you didn't see in her. 1446 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,395 If I had been you, 1447 01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:17,675 twice a day, I would have loved her up like a lusty lion. 1448 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,320 Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up, 1449 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,232 really, really, really shut up, 1450 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,879 - would that be okay? - All right. 1451 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:29,750 Can I just start again and say, isn't it wonderful news? 1452 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:33,880 And I hope they'll be very happy together and have gorgeous kids. Is that better? 1453 01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:35,320 No, it's worse. 1454 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,114 I have got a third option, but... 1455 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:40,432 I'm sorry. Um... [clears throat] I'm really sorry, everyone. 1456 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:41,556 I'm just... 1457 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,430 I'm really stressed. 1458 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:46,510 What was so urgent? 1459 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,597 Oh, um... No, nothing. It's just we have to decide today 1460 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:53,911 where and when we're going to launch the album. 1461 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,675 So, nothing big. 1462 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,673 Apart from probably the biggest decision of your stupid life. 1463 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,669 - What? - [Debra] You ass. 1464 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:03,800 I do have one thought. 1465 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,394 [crowd cheering] 1466 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:07,136 [reporter] And the little town of Gorleston 1467 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,391 has never seen anything like this before. 1468 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:13,360 At 3:00 pm today, on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel, 1469 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:17,070 Jack Malik, local boy turned pop phenomenon, 1470 01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:20,119 will premiere his highly anticipated first album. 1471 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,396 And word seems to have got out. 1472 01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:24,631 [cheering] 1473 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,712 [cheering continues in distance] 1474 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:33,149 [knocking on door] 1475 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,356 Can we, uh... 1476 01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,750 Wow, look at this. Look at you. 1477 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,550 Oh. Didn't want to disturb. Just wanted to, you know... 1478 01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,630 Well, who'd have thought... [chuckles] 1479 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,155 ...while we were downstairs drinking cider and eating jelly, 1480 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,870 you were up in your room writing "She Loves You." [chuckles] 1481 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:52,960 Well... 1482 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,077 Are you, uh, you playing our song? 1483 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,516 - Your song? - [Sheila] "Let It Be." 1484 01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,991 Oh. We've never forgotten we were the first people to hear it. 1485 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,753 Well, the start of it, at least. 1486 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,957 Three times. [chuckles] 1487 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,633 So proud. 1488 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,313 Our beautiful, blazing boy. 1489 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,520 [both] Aw. 1490 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,800 - Oh. - Still, don't want to... 1491 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,911 - Mind your suit, love. It's... - Your suit. 1492 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:20,157 - Blue. - We'll leave you to it. 1493 01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,234 One last thing, son. 1494 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,270 Yeah, Dad? 1495 01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,476 The sandwiches... 1496 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,191 I see there's tuna. Are you going to finish them all? 1497 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,873 No, please, take them all. 1498 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,192 Oh. What a day. What an amazing day. 1499 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,080 - Sorry. - [Jack sighs] 1500 01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,912 [helicopter whirring outside] 1501 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,630 [exhales] 1502 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:49,394 [crowd chanting] Jack! Jack! Jack! 1503 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:54,278 Well. You look good. 1504 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,496 That's a tight pant. [chuckles] 1505 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:57,795 - [chuckles] - Mmm. 1506 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,952 [clicks tongue] Okay, we've got a jaw and a chin. 1507 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:04,192 Ooh. [chuckles] That's not bad. That's... 1508 01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:05,953 This will work. This will work. 1509 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:10,800 - What? - Nothing. 1510 01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:11,916 [knocking on door] 1511 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000 Yeah. 1512 01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:14,275 [sighs, chuckles] 1513 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,272 - Oh, hi, Ellie. Come in. - [chuckles] Hi. 1514 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,396 And who have we here? 1515 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:19,836 Um, Debra, this is Ellie. Ellie, this is Debra, my agent. 1516 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:22,879 No! The Ellie? 1517 01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,270 - Oh! He's mentioned me? - [chuckles] 1518 01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,993 No. No, I'm kidding. 1519 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,198 I know nothing about his life because he's a product to me. 1520 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,320 Unless you're the one that was his manager? 1521 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,117 In which case, wow. 1522 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,115 - Huge mistake giving that up. - Oh, surreal, isn't it? 1523 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,671 - Being back at the Pier Hotel. - [chuckles] Yeah, indeed. 1524 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,116 I'm gonna go look at the stage. Yeah? 1525 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,272 - Hmm. - Yeah. Press conference in ten. 1526 01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,199 Goodbye, lovebirds. 1527 01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,320 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left Lime Street. 1528 01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,714 Okay, it was a terrible mistake. 1529 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,076 Oh, no, don't say that. Please, don't say that. 1530 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:01,913 - Elle... - I've heard your new songs. 1531 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,776 - They're incredible. - Okay. No, they aren't. 1532 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,519 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1533 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,673 Everything changed after the accident. What happened? 1534 01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:12,275 - [Gavin] Jack? Jack? Jack? - And here's Gavin. 1535 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:16,151 - Jack! - [Jack chuckles] 1536 01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:18,675 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack! - All right, mate? 1537 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,592 - Jack. Jack. - Hey, mate. 1538 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,270 Jack. 1539 01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:24,509 I don't know what to say. 1540 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,195 Oh, really? It sounds like you do, and it's "Jack." 1541 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,794 - [chuckles] - Jack! 1542 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,560 We were just coming to say good luck and break a leg. 1543 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:36,835 Yeah, well, if I fall off the roof, then a broken leg will be a good result. 1544 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,039 All right, then, let's go. 1545 01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:41,795 [Gavin] Ka-ching! 1546 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:51,150 Ellie. 1547 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:06,390 [Ellie] Ooh. 1548 01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:08,991 Wow. Looks pretty quiet. 1549 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,876 Maybe we should do a slightly shorter set. 1550 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,917 - I mean really quiet. - [window slides open] 1551 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,436 What do you want? 1552 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,037 Uh, we're here for the gig. I'm the musician. 1553 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,831 Well, that's pretty tricky, 'cause we closed three weeks ago. 1554 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:26,389 I'd take it as a hint, I would. 1555 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,596 I'm going to have to give up the part-time jobs, 1556 01:23:31,680 --> 01:23:32,955 go back to teaching. 1557 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,111 [tires screeching] 1558 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,911 [grunts, sighs] 1559 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,000 What? 1560 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,311 No. Don't go back to teaching. 1561 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:42,800 I've got no choice. 1562 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,918 Jack, if you go back to teaching, that is when you've got no choice. 1563 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,536 Yeah, because you'll end up putting all your genius into all those kids. 1564 01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:53,839 And then you won't have any imagination or energy left to put into your music, 1565 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,559 which really matters. 1566 01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,030 - Please? - [chuckles] Okay... 1567 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:03,791 crazy, slightly mad woman. 1568 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:05,599 [laughs] 1569 01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:15,193 [reporter] No one has ever written this many great songs 1570 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,913 in this short a time. 1571 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:18,280 How do you do it? 1572 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:19,430 Honestly, I don't know. 1573 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:20,954 [laughter] 1574 01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:23,216 Sometimes it feels like someone else has written all the songs. 1575 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:25,391 - [laughter] - Any idea who? 1576 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:26,550 [laughter] 1577 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:29,314 What's the inspiration behind "Strawberry Fields Forever"? 1578 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:32,016 - [clears throat] Well... - [woman] Who was your favorite? 1579 01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,759 John, Paul, George, or Ringo? 1580 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,951 - Sorry? - [reporter] Who's your greatest influence? 1581 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,229 [man] Why don't you record in Abbey Road like they did? 1582 01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,437 [overlapping shouting] 1583 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,416 [reporter 2] When can we see another album, Jack? 1584 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:46,432 [reporter 3] What's the story behind "Let It Be"? 1585 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,056 [reporter 4] How did you come up with "Yesterday"? 1586 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,515 Thank you so much. We have to go to the roof now. 1587 01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,080 We'll see you later. 1588 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,629 [reporter 5] Jack, what was the first song you ever wrote? 1589 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,920 [reporter 6] Jack, what are you gonna play for us today? 1590 01:24:57,920 --> 01:24:59,877 It's a nice bar they've got down there, actually. 1591 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,400 You haven't been drinking, have you? 1592 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:02,955 No, I have not. 1593 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:06,431 Yeah, I have. But I find a couple of pints midday sharpens my senses. 1594 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,720 Oh. 1595 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:09,349 Not sure it does, mate. 1596 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,757 - [sighs] - Right. Here goes. 1597 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:14,120 [crowd cheering in the distance] 1598 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,356 Actually, before I open this door, can I just say... 1599 01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:20,909 for a long time, I didn't really know why I'd been born. Felt a bit pointless. 1600 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,150 But now I do know. 1601 01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:27,194 I was born to serve the greatest musician of all time. 1602 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,351 It is my honor now to open this door 1603 01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:33,831 for the moment the entire world has been waiting for. 1604 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:35,430 Thanks, Rock. 1605 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,717 Oh, certainly been one hell of a journey, hasn't it? 1606 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,119 So it has. So it has. 1607 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,520 All right. 1608 01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,640 Here goes. 1609 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:53,000 No, that's not... 1610 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:54,440 Uh, wrong door. 1611 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:57,992 Um, let us continue on our journey together. 1612 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,000 Right. 1613 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:04,156 Here it does go. 1614 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:06,232 [crowd cheering] 1615 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,872 [helicopter whirring] 1616 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,638 Jack! Jack! 1617 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,599 [crowd chanting] Jack! Jack! Jack! 1618 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,512 [whooping] 1619 01:26:27,400 --> 01:26:29,039 [Rocky] Thank you, Gorleston! 1620 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:31,311 [cheering continues] 1621 01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,392 [crowd continues chanting] Jack! Jack! Jack! 1622 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,114 [Nick] Come on, Jack! 1623 01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:41,396 ♪ When I was younger ♪ 1624 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,598 ♪ So much younger than today ♪ 1625 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:48,236 ♪ I never needed anybody's help In any way ♪ 1626 01:26:48,920 --> 01:26:52,800 ♪ But now these days are gone I'm not so self-assured ♪ 1627 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:56,669 ♪ I found that I've changed my mind I opened up the door ♪ 1628 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:00,557 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1629 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,835 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1630 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:08,679 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1631 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:12,279 ♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪ 1632 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:18,639 ♪ And now my life has changed in Oh, so many ways ♪ 1633 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:22,270 ♪ My independence Seems to vanish in the haze ♪ 1634 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:27,159 ♪ But every now and then I feel so insecure ♪ 1635 01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,711 ♪ I find that I need you like I've never done before ♪ 1636 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:34,790 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1637 01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:38,510 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1638 01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:43,316 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1639 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:49,351 ♪ Won't you please, please Help me, help me, help me ♪ 1640 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:00,837 Help me! 1641 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:02,952 [cheering] 1642 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:44,960 [knocking on door] 1643 01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,680 [Rocky] Just hang on a minute, all right? 1644 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,349 Hey, uh... 1645 01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,995 Listen, these two have been waiting to see you for an hour. 1646 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:53,719 And they're genuinely a weird pair. 1647 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:55,880 [door closes] 1648 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,676 - Should I tell them to sod right off or... - No. 1649 01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,160 No, let them in. 1650 01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:06,513 All right, weirdos, two minutes. 1651 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,400 You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine. 1652 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,320 I wonder if we could have a little talk. 1653 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,194 - Yeah. - [door closes] 1654 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:24,234 'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields. 1655 01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:25,720 Yeah. 1656 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:27,440 Eleanor Rigby's grave. 1657 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,400 I know. 1658 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:33,520 'Cause you can't sing songs about places you've never even been to. 1659 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,631 - No. - No, I thought as much. 1660 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:43,555 Well, we just wanted to say thank you, that's all. 1661 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,040 Thank me? 1662 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,997 We three seem to be the only ones who remember, 1663 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:53,390 and we can't sing, so we just wanted to say... 1664 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,150 thanks very much. 1665 01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:59,153 Myself, also, from bottom of heart. 1666 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,555 Oh, my God! 1667 01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:03,876 [laughs] 1668 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:06,680 I thought you were going to arrest me. 1669 01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:09,639 - No, it's just lovely to hear the songs. - Yeah. 1670 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,074 I have missed them so. 1671 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,160 I can't remember any of the lyrics. 1672 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,032 - No, I'm struggling there as well. - I know. 1673 01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:18,033 "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" is in completely the wrong order. 1674 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:19,713 - Very big mess indeed. - Oh, yeah. 1675 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:22,157 And "Hey Dude"? Really? 1676 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:24,277 I can't apologize enough. It was bloody Ed Sheeran. 1677 01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,919 [laughing] But this is amazing! 1678 01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:29,792 Oh, God, 'cause I feel like I've been running around a foreign country 1679 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,395 and I've finally bumped into two people who can speak English. 1680 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:35,958 Because no one has ever heard of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1681 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:37,959 No one's ever lived in a yellow submarine. 1682 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,680 - Submarine. A yellow submarine. - ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1683 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,434 [all] ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1684 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,557 - We all live in a yellow submarine. - We do! 1685 01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,472 I live in "Octopus Garden." 1686 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:47,596 - [laughs] - Oh, yes! 1687 01:30:48,280 --> 01:30:49,475 Oh, you see... 1688 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,240 [sighs] 1689 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,279 See, here's my take, young Jack. 1690 01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:56,160 A world without The Beatles 1691 01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:00,035 is a world that's infinitely worse. 1692 01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,760 So, thank you. And use it well. 1693 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,480 I'm trying, but it's hard. 1694 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:10,832 There's so much money and success coming, 1695 01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:13,674 but I feel like I've become the definition of living a lie. 1696 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,552 Well, I can see it might feel like that. 1697 01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:27,074 We thought this might help. 1698 01:31:28,080 --> 01:31:29,080 I beg your pardon? 1699 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,629 Here, we've done... 1700 01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:33,796 [sighs] 1701 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:35,396 a lot of digging. 1702 01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:46,710 - [sighs] - [door closes] 1703 01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:39,833 [wind whistling] 1704 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:57,230 [knocking on door] 1705 01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:04,760 Hello. 1706 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,309 Can I help? 1707 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:10,630 I don't know. 1708 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,000 Are you John? 1709 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:16,030 That's right. 1710 01:33:18,120 --> 01:33:19,759 - From Liverpool? - That's right. 1711 01:33:22,440 --> 01:33:23,635 It's an honor to meet you. 1712 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,150 [whistling] 1713 01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:30,673 - [Jack] John. - [John] Yeah? 1714 01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:32,800 [Jack] Have you had a happy life? 1715 01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:34,960 [John] Very. 1716 01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:36,360 [Jack] But not successful. 1717 01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,958 [John] I just said, very happy. 1718 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,240 That means successful. 1719 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,076 Did a job I enjoyed, day after day. 1720 01:33:45,440 --> 01:33:46,476 Sailed the world. 1721 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,350 Fought for things I believed in, and won. 1722 01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,590 A couple of times. 1723 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:54,600 Found a woman I loved. 1724 01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:57,040 Fought hard to keep her, too. 1725 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:00,710 Lived my life with her. 1726 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,396 Fought hard for her. 1727 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:07,520 There were complica... [sighs] 1728 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:09,435 Sorry, what's your name? 1729 01:34:09,760 --> 01:34:10,760 Jack. 1730 01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:13,240 There were complications, young Jack. 1731 01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:15,995 Loss and gain. 1732 01:34:17,160 --> 01:34:18,230 Prejudice and pride. 1733 01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:20,840 But... 1734 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:23,839 it all turned out just... 1735 01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:27,796 fab. 1736 01:34:31,440 --> 01:34:32,440 How's your love life? 1737 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,200 Bad. 1738 01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:38,676 I let her slip away. 1739 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:42,276 Try to get her back. 1740 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:46,316 You want a good life? 1741 01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:48,310 It's not complicated. 1742 01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:52,200 Tell the girl you love that you love her. 1743 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,514 And tell the truth to everyone, 1744 01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,596 whenever you can. 1745 01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,230 Can I give you a hug? 1746 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:05,440 What? 1747 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:06,840 It's so good to see you. 1748 01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,080 How old are you? 1749 01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:13,115 - Seventy-eight. - Fantastic! 1750 01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,594 You made it to 78. 1751 01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:20,392 You're a very strange man. [sighs] 1752 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:24,880 But go ahead. 1753 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:27,870 [sighs] 1754 01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,194 You need serious psychiatric help. 1755 01:35:36,320 --> 01:35:37,436 Not anymore. 1756 01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:51,839 [ringtone] ♪ I'm in love With the shape of you ♪ 1757 01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:54,240 - Jack. - Ed. 1758 01:35:54,320 --> 01:35:55,320 How can I help? 1759 01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:58,354 I need to ask quite a big and strange favor. 1760 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:01,795 [cheering] 1761 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:05,834 [Ed vocalizing] 1762 01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:12,830 [indistinct chatter] 1763 01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:14,356 [Debra] My boy! 1764 01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:16,270 [Jack] Debra. 1765 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:18,550 Cheers. 1766 01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:22,436 Poor Ed. John the Baptist. 1767 01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:26,200 Nice guy, one or two pretty good songs, 1768 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:28,272 but was basically warming the world up for you... 1769 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,070 the messiah. 1770 01:36:30,920 --> 01:36:34,277 Soon to be the most successful artist in the history of music. 1771 01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:37,592 And the reason I'm going to be buying not just one more house in Malibu, 1772 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,474 but the entire beachfront. 1773 01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:42,272 [sighs] Well, it's good to see you, Debra. 1774 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:43,950 Um... 1775 01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:47,277 So, does anybody know why you're actually here? 1776 01:36:48,520 --> 01:36:52,673 Um... I'm going to spice up Ed's set with a couple of songs, and then... 1777 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,713 there's a little something I want to say. 1778 01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,678 Songs. I love songs. 1779 01:36:58,080 --> 01:36:59,719 Thing you'd like to say? 1780 01:37:00,840 --> 01:37:02,115 I'd keep it brief. 1781 01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:05,120 [chuckles] I've never heard you say anything interesting before. 1782 01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,360 I don't know why tonight would be the big breakthrough. 1783 01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:09,234 - [chuckles] - Have a good show. 1784 01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:11,839 Thank you. Helpful. 1785 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:16,796 [muffled cheering] 1786 01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:18,716 [sighs] You're on. 1787 01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,280 [exhaling] Okay. 1788 01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,438 - Is she here? - Yeah. 1789 01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:26,270 Okay. 1790 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,275 - Remember the plan. - Yep. 1791 01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,376 - When I get to the last song. - [Rocky] Hey, I'm ready. 1792 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:32,629 [cheering] 1793 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:35,796 [Ed] Thank you! Thank you very much! 1794 01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:40,400 Now, the gig is not quite over. I have one last surprise for you all. 1795 01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:41,800 I'm gonna bring on an old friend. 1796 01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:44,955 I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act. 1797 01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:48,192 You know him as a man that writes very, very good songs. 1798 01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:51,910 Wembley Stadium, please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malik! 1799 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:53,992 [cheering] 1800 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,119 All right, over to you, maestro. 1801 01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:01,836 Thanks. 1802 01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:06,075 [Rocky] Wembley! Please welcome to the stage 1803 01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:08,914 the greatest human being who ever lived. 1804 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,799 My best friend, your hero, 1805 01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:15,271 Sir Jack Malik! 1806 01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:16,589 - Yeah, Jack! - Whoo! 1807 01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,119 - Jack! Jack! - Jack! Whoo-hoo! 1808 01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:23,634 [cheering fades] 1809 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,913 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 1810 01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:33,240 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 1811 01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:35,473 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 1812 01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:38,196 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 1813 01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,078 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 1814 01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:43,389 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1815 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:47,111 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 1816 01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:48,919 ♪ It's all right ♪ 1817 01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:52,876 So, when did you first realize that your son was too good for you? 1818 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:55,759 - [laughs] - ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 1819 01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,196 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 1820 01:38:58,280 --> 01:39:00,670 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 1821 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,794 ♪ Nothing you can say ♪ 1822 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:05,951 ♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪ 1823 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:07,997 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1824 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:09,639 [band playing] 1825 01:39:10,720 --> 01:39:13,110 ♪ Nothing you can make That can't be made ♪ 1826 01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:15,560 ♪ Nothing you can save... ♪ 1827 01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:17,473 Brass band, huh? 1828 01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:20,016 - Are we paying these jokers? - ♪ Nothing you can do ♪ 1829 01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:22,600 ♪ But you can learn How to be you in time ♪ 1830 01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:24,637 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1831 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:27,270 Everybody! 1832 01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:29,795 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1833 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:34,356 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1834 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,400 - Come backstage, Ellie. - What? 1835 01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:38,319 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1836 01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:39,516 Coming through. 1837 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:41,196 Excuse me. 1838 01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:42,509 ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪ 1839 01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:46,751 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1840 01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:48,593 [Jack] All together now! 1841 01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:50,115 Come, come, come. 1842 01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,270 Come. See that? 1843 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:52,955 [Jack] Everybody! 1844 01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:54,429 Stand there. Trust me. 1845 01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:55,795 Just stand right there. 1846 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:57,240 Just stay right there. Stay there. 1847 01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,556 ♪ Love is all you need ♪ 1848 01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:02,080 [cheering] 1849 01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:06,070 And now there's, um... 1850 01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:09,736 There's someone I'd like to introduce you to, 1851 01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,640 if we could just switch on the backstage camera. 1852 01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:15,234 [cheering] 1853 01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,599 - Oh! [laughing] - Oh! [laughing] 1854 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,195 It's Ellie. 1855 01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:25,160 This is Ellie. 1856 01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:27,630 - [cheering] - [Lucy] Ellie! 1857 01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:32,556 [Jack] And when I had no fans, Ellie was my only fan. 1858 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,637 The only person in the world who believed in me. 1859 01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,576 And that's why tonight I asked Ed if I could come on and play, 1860 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:41,718 'cause I want to tell her... and you... 1861 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,229 what I've done. 1862 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,433 Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue. 1863 01:40:52,920 --> 01:40:55,913 All the songs I've sung tonight were really written and performed 1864 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,117 by four men called John Lennon, 1865 01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:01,319 Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. 1866 01:41:03,280 --> 01:41:04,396 The Beatles. 1867 01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:06,955 They were the real geniuses. 1868 01:41:07,080 --> 01:41:09,151 Me, I'm just a sort of go-between 1869 01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:13,951 to, well, get their astonishing stuff into the world. 1870 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,190 [man] Beatles? 1871 01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:18,193 [stammers] And I passed their amazing work off as my own, 1872 01:41:18,520 --> 01:41:20,432 so I could look like I was amazing, too. 1873 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:21,840 [crowd jeering] 1874 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,195 I want you all to know that I'm not going to take any money 1875 01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:27,351 for this work that isn't mine. 1876 01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:30,669 So you can have all the songs for free. 1877 01:41:31,760 --> 01:41:34,320 - Rocky, do it. - [Rocky] Right. Here goes. 1878 01:41:35,160 --> 01:41:37,595 [Rocky] They're being released for free online now. 1879 01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:40,670 And I'd love to not take any more praise for it. 1880 01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:42,114 [cheering] 1881 01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:43,310 So, I'm... 1882 01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:46,516 I'm so sorry. 1883 01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,520 And while I'm at it, 1884 01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,831 there's one other thing to say as well, because... 1885 01:41:55,480 --> 01:41:57,153 I've been a fool twice over. 1886 01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:01,079 And I want to thank Ellie 1887 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:04,480 - for her love. - [crowd] Aww! 1888 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:09,480 [Carol sighs] 1889 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,429 And, Ellie... 1890 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,670 Elle. 1891 01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:27,032 - I love you. - [crowd] Aww! 1892 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:30,392 - Aww! - [laughs] Oh! 1893 01:42:31,160 --> 01:42:32,310 I always have. 1894 01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,316 Always. 1895 01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:46,601 That's definitely enough talking for one night. [chuckles] 1896 01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,394 But it's been a blast. 1897 01:42:49,480 --> 01:42:50,800 [cheering] 1898 01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:54,312 - [man] We love you, Jack! - [woman] We still love you! 1899 01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:56,357 [cheering continues] 1900 01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,234 [cheering loudly] 1901 01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:12,199 [panting] Where's the stage? What floor is this? 1902 01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:14,677 Where is the goddamn stage? 1903 01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:26,157 - Oh, my God! - I know. [sighs] 1904 01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:28,197 It's a lot of information to take in. 1905 01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:29,520 I know. 1906 01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:32,976 And if you'd told me I was gonna be on the big screen, I'd have got my hair done. 1907 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,195 [chuckles] 1908 01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:36,076 I'm sorry. 1909 01:43:36,160 --> 01:43:38,038 You didn't write any of the songs? 1910 01:43:38,120 --> 01:43:39,190 No. 1911 01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:41,670 That is very bad behavior. 1912 01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:45,915 - On a global scale. - It was very bad. 1913 01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:56,314 Well, this is a strange one. 1914 01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,440 Of course I've always known I was number two. 1915 01:44:04,240 --> 01:44:05,799 But that's not a bad place to be. 1916 01:44:06,840 --> 01:44:08,840 Some of the best songs never made it to number one. 1917 01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:13,757 "Common People" by Pulp, for a start. It's a total classic. 1918 01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:17,760 And obviously, all I want is for Ellie to be happy. 1919 01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:22,840 Gavin... 1920 01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:25,994 Best man I ever met. 1921 01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,720 [kisses] 1922 01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,075 [sighs] Thank you, Gavin. 1923 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:32,736 - [man] He's here! He's here! - What was that? 1924 01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,558 - Oh, God. Go. - Jack! 1925 01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:36,496 - We should definitely go! - Yeah. 1926 01:44:36,520 --> 01:44:37,590 - Shit! - [all clamoring] 1927 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:39,639 Where's that lying son of a bitch? 1928 01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,350 Move, idiots! 1929 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,116 [man] Look, he's here! 1930 01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:44,520 - Jack! - [clamoring] 1931 01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:47,274 Jack, please take me with you. No one else will employ me. 1932 01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:48,589 I'm rubbish at my job. 1933 01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:49,720 Just hold them off, Rocky. 1934 01:44:49,800 --> 01:44:51,519 In the name of money, stop! 1935 01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:54,317 Get back here, you stupid English mother... 1936 01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:56,596 - [grunting] Sorry, Debra. - [Debra] Jack! 1937 01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:58,336 [Rocky] Debra, stop. You're embarrassing yourself. 1938 01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,919 Jack! 1939 01:45:02,440 --> 01:45:04,096 [Ed Sheeran] ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ 1940 01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:05,634 ♪ To make a change in our lives ♪ 1941 01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,519 ♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪ 1942 01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:10,120 ♪ I got you by my side ♪ 1943 01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:11,640 ♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪ 1944 01:45:11,720 --> 01:45:14,679 ♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine When I look in your eyes ♪ 1945 01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,753 ♪ What a wonderful way To spend a moment or two ♪ 1946 01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:20,400 ♪ To be lying awake And be here talking to you ♪ 1947 01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:23,480 ♪ I got somethin' to say And know what I gotta do ♪ 1948 01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:26,633 ♪ To be making a change Now the moment of truth ♪ 1949 01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:28,313 ♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪ 1950 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,791 ♪ When things are going so perfect ♪ 1951 01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:34,512 ♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪ 1952 01:45:34,640 --> 01:45:37,280 ♪ To spend forever with you ♪ 1953 01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:40,398 ♪ And so I count to three ♪ 1954 01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:43,672 ♪ And get on one knee ♪ 1955 01:45:43,760 --> 01:45:44,955 ♪ And I ask you ♪ 1956 01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:49,075 ♪ Darling, honestly ♪ 1957 01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:55,430 ♪ I've waited all this time Just to make it right ♪ 1958 01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,989 ♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪ 1959 01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:01,155 ♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪ 1960 01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:04,153 ♪ Just say yes ♪ 1961 01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,519 ♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪ 1962 01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,640 Oh, I feel like Harry Potter after he defeated Voldemort. 1963 01:46:14,720 --> 01:46:16,712 At last everything can go back to normal. 1964 01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:19,639 And isn't normal wonderful? 1965 01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:21,710 Who? 1966 01:46:23,280 --> 01:46:24,280 Sorry? 1967 01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:26,989 Harry Potter. Who's he? 1968 01:46:27,240 --> 01:46:29,596 ♪ Your hand in mine ♪ 1969 01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,115 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 1970 01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,595 ♪ Hearts intertwined ♪ 1971 01:46:35,680 --> 01:46:37,239 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 1972 01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,356 No one. 1973 01:46:39,320 --> 01:46:40,470 Nothing. 1974 01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:41,630 ♪ In perfect time ♪ 1975 01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:43,677 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 1976 01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:44,989 Time for bed. 1977 01:46:45,080 --> 01:46:47,117 - [sighs] - ♪ Oh, you and I ♪ 1978 01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:48,236 Time. 1979 01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:50,516 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 1980 01:46:52,920 --> 01:46:54,400 [acoustic guitar playing] 1981 01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:59,756 ♪ Desmond has a barrow In the marketplace ♪ 1982 01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,192 ♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪ 1983 01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:07,996 ♪ Desmond says to Molly "Girl, I like your face" ♪ 1984 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:11,710 ♪ And Molly says this As she takes him by the hand ♪ 1985 01:47:12,440 --> 01:47:14,397 [all] ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 1986 01:47:14,480 --> 01:47:16,756 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 1987 01:47:17,080 --> 01:47:19,914 ♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪ 1988 01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:21,400 Okay. 1989 01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:26,233 ♪ In a couple of years They have built a home sweet home ♪ 1990 01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:33,717 ♪ With a couple of kids Running in the yard ♪ 1991 01:47:34,120 --> 01:47:37,079 ♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪ 1992 01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,355 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 1993 01:47:38,440 --> 01:47:42,036 ♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪ 1994 01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:45,313 ♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪ 1995 01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:50,270 ♪ Desmond stays at home And does her pretty face ♪ 1996 01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:52,869 ♪ And in the evening She's a singer with the band ♪ 1997 01:47:52,960 --> 01:47:54,679 Yeah. One last time. 1998 01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:56,513 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 1999 01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,876 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2000 01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:02,239 ♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪ 2001 01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,198 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2002 01:48:05,280 --> 01:48:07,715 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2003 01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:10,793 ♪ La-la, how their life goes on ♪ 2004 01:48:12,160 --> 01:48:13,389 ♪ And if you want some fun ♪ 2005 01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:15,880 ♪ Sing Ob-la-di-bla-da ♪ 2006 01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:17,396 [cheering] 2007 01:48:17,480 --> 01:48:18,516 [whooping] 2008 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:19,750 [laughs] 2009 01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,870 Yes! 2010 01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:25,599 [cheering continues] 2011 01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:42,751 [The Beatles] ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2012 01:48:43,400 --> 01:48:46,074 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2013 01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:53,030 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2014 01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:58,238 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2015 01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,157 ♪ Then you can start ♪ 2016 01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:05,356 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2017 01:49:06,160 --> 01:49:11,713 ♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪ 2018 01:49:12,720 --> 01:49:15,519 ♪ You were made to ♪ 2019 01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:18,638 ♪ Go out and get her ♪ 2020 01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:23,998 ♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪ 2021 01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:30,677 ♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪ 2022 01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:36,632 ♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪ 2023 01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:39,918 ♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪ 2024 01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:43,198 ♪ Don't carry the world ♪ 2025 01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:47,752 ♪ Upon your shoulders ♪ 2026 01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:52,876 ♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪ 2027 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:56,112 ♪ Who plays it cool ♪ 2028 01:49:56,200 --> 01:50:03,198 ♪ By making his world a little colder ♪ 2029 01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:09,877 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na Na-na, na-na ♪ 2030 01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:14,597 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2031 01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:17,596 ♪ Don't let me down ♪ 2032 01:50:19,280 --> 01:50:24,275 ♪ You have found her, now go and get her ♪ 2033 01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:30,476 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2034 01:50:31,080 --> 01:50:37,077 ♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪ 2035 01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:43,076 ♪ So let it out and let it in ♪ 2036 01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:46,153 ♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪ 2037 01:50:46,440 --> 01:50:50,229 ♪ You're waiting for someone ♪ 2038 01:50:50,320 --> 01:50:53,836 ♪ To perform with ♪ 2039 01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:59,477 ♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪ 2040 01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:02,394 ♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪ 2041 01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:09,918 ♪ The movement you need Is on your shoulder ♪ 2042 01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:17,513 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na Na-na, na-na, yeah ♪ 2043 01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:21,875 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2044 01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:24,755 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2045 01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:31,838 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2046 01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:37,512 ♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪ 2047 01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:40,756 ♪ Then you'll begin ♪ 2048 01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:44,273 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2049 01:51:44,360 --> 01:51:47,432 ♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪ 2050 01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:51,400 - ♪ I'm begging you ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2051 01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:55,679 - ♪ Na, na, na-na, na-na ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2052 01:51:56,200 --> 01:51:58,954 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2053 01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:01,077 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2054 01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:08,633 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2055 01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,310 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2056 01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:14,198 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2057 01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:21,760 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2058 01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:25,390 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2059 01:52:25,480 --> 01:52:27,358 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2060 01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:35,040 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2061 01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:38,835 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2062 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,990 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2063 01:52:40,080 --> 01:52:44,279 ♪ Jude, Judy, Judy Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪ 2064 01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:49,555 - ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ - ♪ Oh, my, my, m y ♪ 2065 01:52:49,640 --> 01:52:51,871 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2066 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:52,996 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2067 01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:56,079 ♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2068 01:52:56,160 --> 01:53:01,315 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2069 01:53:01,920 --> 01:53:05,118 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2070 01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:07,510 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪ 2071 01:53:07,600 --> 01:53:09,353 ♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪ 2072 01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:11,477 ♪ Na, na-na ♪ 2073 01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:13,916 - ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪ - ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2074 01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:17,880 - ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ - ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2075 01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:20,510 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪ 2076 01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,353 ♪ Wow ♪ 2077 01:53:22,480 --> 01:53:25,917 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2078 01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:30,950 - ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪ - ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2079 01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:32,440 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2080 01:53:32,520 --> 01:53:34,955 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 2081 01:53:35,040 --> 01:53:39,114 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2082 01:53:39,200 --> 01:53:40,759 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2083 01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:43,756 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2084 01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:44,876 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2085 01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:48,271 ♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2086 01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:53,116 - ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2087 01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:54,440 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 2088 01:53:54,520 --> 01:53:56,716 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2089 01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:58,917 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - [vocalizing] 2090 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:06,519 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2091 01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:09,238 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2092 01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:10,720 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2093 01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:13,679 ♪ Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 2094 01:54:13,760 --> 01:54:18,391 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2095 01:54:18,480 --> 01:54:19,709 ♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪ 2096 01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:22,550 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2097 01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,279 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2098 01:54:26,640 --> 01:54:31,999 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2099 01:54:33,000 --> 01:54:35,390 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2100 01:54:35,480 --> 01:54:37,073 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2101 01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:44,151 - ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 2102 01:54:44,240 --> 01:54:45,799 ♪ Make it through ♪ 2103 01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:48,076 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2104 01:54:48,160 --> 01:54:49,880 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2105 01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:52,560 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2106 01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:57,999 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2107 01:54:58,640 --> 01:55:00,871 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2108 01:55:00,960 --> 01:55:03,236 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪ 2109 01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:05,516 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma ♪ 2110 01:55:05,600 --> 01:55:10,550 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2111 01:55:11,480 --> 01:55:13,995 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2112 01:55:14,080 --> 01:55:15,560 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2113 01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:22,920 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪ 2114 01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:26,550 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2115 01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:28,518 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2116 01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:35,592 ♪ Well, then a na, na-na Na-na, na-na ♪ 2117 01:55:37,040 --> 01:55:39,430 ♪ Na-na, na-na ♪ 2118 01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:41,034 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2119 01:55:41,160 --> 01:55:42,640 [song fades] 151250