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This envelope contains certain material,

which, in the wrong hands,
could lead to the overthrow of my king.

Wow!

Mr. Morgan is with
the Protocol Department, Columbo.

The feeling expressed to me is that
you've been indulging in a personal vendetta.

Mr. Salah, I have made a discovery that
you are going to find emotionally disturbing.

I want you to be prepared for it.

Halt!

Lieutenant Columbo is in violation
of Suarian territory.

Alafa.

Youseff, please come to the
executive office right away.

Is there something wrong, sir?

I'll let you be the judge of that.

What happened, Hassan?

As Security Chief, I was hoping that
you could tell me, Alafa.

Whoever did this...

must be working in the Legation.

You are most astute, Alafa.

He's dead.

All right.
Let's see how you look.

Come, come, come, come.

Perfect.

Everything must be done with
split-second precision. You understand?

Yes, sir. I will try.

Try, Rachman? Try? A child tries.

A man accomplishes. You must succeed.

I promise I will not let you down.

I am sure you won't.

Now remember,

the explosion must follow immediately
after the phone call.

You understand?

At precisely 4:00.

4:00.

Be certain that you
are seen when you escape.

It is imperative that the revolutionary
Suari students...

be made to look responsible
for the arson and theft.

Hakim's rifle?

It is jammed. It will not fire.

Youseff Alafa was a traitor.

A double agent working for
the revolutionary underground,

masquerading as the security chief
of this Legation.

These papers will prove
as much. And you...

You, my friend, your name will be known
far and wide as a hero...

for unmasking and disposing
of this vermin.

Los Angeles Police Department.

I know. I'm late.

Responsibility for the King's safety.

I'm sorry.

Continue, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt.

Forgive me, Commissioner.
I didn't mean to be late. My apologies.

I was saying, that along with
your official responsibility...

for the King's safety on this royal visit,

I, too, as First Secretary
have a responsibility,

a personal responsibility for his safety.

And that is why I have requested
this meeting, Commissioner.

Yes. Well, I appreciate
your concern, Mr. Salah.

That's the reason I have asked the various
Division Captains to be present.

Now.

Captain Jamison will be in charge
of riot control.

What are you doing here?

I was told to report here, sir.

Captain Putman...

will be handling the motorcades
from the airport to the Legation.

Wait a minute!

Captain Colimo
was supposed to be here!

Got the names mixed up!

Captain August...

will be in charge of intelligence
relative to the King's visit.

My compliments, Commissioner.

Your security arrangements have obviously
been well prepared and well thought out.

Yes, well, we hope so.

If you will allow me, this is an itinerary
of His Majesty's visit.

And I'm sure you will find it most helpful.
There you are.

- Sir.
- Thank you very much.

You're quite welcome.

- Sir.
- Thank you.

You're quite welcome.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's all right. It's quite all right.

Yeah?

- Mr. Salah?
- Thank you. Yes?

- It's for you, sir.
- Thank you.

- Youseff Alafa.
- There's a spot on there, sir.

No, that's all right, thank you.
We'll take care of it. Thank you.

Yes, that's my security chief. Youseff?

I am calling as ordered, sir.
It is precisely 3:55.

The timer is set to 4:00.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, I see. No, I don't
believe extra security is necessary...

- I'll run along.
- You might as well stay. You're here now.

The students are vocal
but hardly dangerous.

And you will be pleased to know...

that police arrangements
are more than adequate.

Yes.

Yes, we should both be most grateful.

I will wait for your call.

Thank you, Youseff. Goodbye.

Mr. Salah, there's one point
we haven't covered...

and that's police protection
inside the Legation grounds.

Well, we are confident of our own security
within the Legation, Commissioner.

This is an area that needn't concern you.

Indeed, as you know,
in effect, it is foreign territory.

- Did you hear anything?
- Hear what?

Nothing. Nothing, I guess.

Long live the King!
Down with Salah, he's a traitor!

Halt!

Are you crazy?

Mr. Salah!

- Wait!
- Columbo?

Columbo, forget it, you have just joined
the Suarian Task Force.

Listen to me, I had a call
from the Legation.

Robbery and murder.

Every week.

Murder?

- No one is allowed to pass.
- I know.

That's what the other three guards
told me, but I'd like to look around.

- Lieutenant Columbo, Homicide.
- Let him pass.

We seem to have a great many police
roaming about the Legation.

Yes, sir, they're from the arson
and robbery details, sir.

We kind of specialize.

I see.
And you specialize in murder?

Well, you know how it is, sir.
You go where they send you.

I recognize you.

I was afraid of that.
We met at the Commissioner's meeting.

I wasn't supposed to be there.
They got the names mixed up.

Happens all the time, sir.

How amusing. And how coincidental.

Do you mind if I look around?

No, go right ahead.
The others are upstairs.

Now, what about this Arabic written
on the wall here?

What does it mean?
Does it have any special significance?

What does it say?

Well, they're political slogans.
All anti-government.

Political slogans?

- These people are fanatics?
- Yes.

ME's on the way, Captain.
Should be here in about 15 minutes.

- Well, what about the guard downstairs?
- Says he didn't see a thing.

- Can you trust him?
- Amman Gurrah?

Well, he's a very dependable man.

Thought he saw something about 4:00.

Must have been the explosion,
but he never left his desk.

So, nobody was seen
either going out or coming in, right?

No.

So that means he must have
gone out the window.

Looks like.

Yeah. Well, maybe he did, maybe he didn't.

All right, check downstairs.

Maybe somebody saw him
either coming in or going out.

They got two gates, one front, one rear,

and another one by the tennis court,
padlocked.

He could have come over
the fence, but that's risky.

If he had gone down the stairs,
the security guard would have seen him.

Must have been the window, then.

Now, is that reasonable?
That's quite a drop.

Well, if he could get on the roof...

Oh, the roof, yeah.

Let's just figure he went out the window.

Good.

That stuff on the floor that was burnt,
where did that come from?

- The safe.
- That's what I thought.

They destroyed some very valuable
state documents.

They kept them in there.

Thank you.

All right. Let's check out in the corridor.
I just wanna make sure.

What time did you say
that the car crashed out of the gate?

4:06.

4:06. Right.

Excuse me?

He was the Chief of Security?

Yes.

New man on the job?

No. He'd had 15 years of experience.

- You wanna move a little?
- Sorry?

- You're blocking my shot.
- Just a second. I wanna check something.

- Nasty looking, huh?
- What's that?

The back of his head where he got hit.
What'd he get hit by?

Someone said a tire iron.
The guy dropped it down in the driveway.

We know the timer was set
for 4:00. That we know.

Now, the safe blows. The guy cleans it out,
starts his little bonfire...

and the car crashes
out of the gate at 4:06.

That's 6 minutes. Makes sense.

He coulcTve gone out the window.

- Yeah. Now, about the safe.
- Excuse me.

What about the safe?

Well, that was $600,000 that was stolen.
What was that money to be used for?

You'll have to check
with the First Secretary.

All right.

Excuse me, were you here
when the bomb went off?

Evidently, yes.
I heard a noise around 4:00.

But you didn't see anybody suspicious
come down the stairs?

No, sir.

Sorry. I was looking for the rear door.
Sorry.

Sorry. Rear door.

Is this the gate
the guy broke out of?

Police. LAPD.

- Do you speak English?
- Yes.

Were you on duty all afternoon?

I can promise you, sir, the fanatic did not
enter the Legation grounds by this gate.

But he got away through this gate?

Yes.

Did you get a good look at him?

Only a brief glance over my rifle sight.

you tried to shoot him?

Of course, but the gun wouldn't fire.
I aimed my rifle. Nothing happened.

Uh-huh. That ever happen before?

No, never.

How often are the rifles checked?

Once a week.

- I suppose you have a special room for the guns?
- Of course, sir.

And who would have keys to that room?

Youseff Alafa.
And, of course, the First Secretary.

Thank you.

May I help you, sir?

I'm not sure. I'm Lieutenant Columbo,
police department. I'm looking for a

What sort of key, sir?

The key to the gunroom where you keep
the rifles for the guards.

Youseff Alafa always
kept it locked, in there.

That's the key to the gunroom.

What about the key to this padlock?

Oh, Youseff...
Mr. Alafa kept it on his person.

- Thank you very much.
- Yes, sir.

Just a second.

Excuse me.

It's cold and full.

Never got a chance to drink it.

I gave Youseff this mug.
You see the inscription here.

What does it say?

I'd rather not translate,
Lieutenant. It's...

earthy humor.

Oh.

Each afternoon,
Youseff would join our coffee break...

tell us unrepeatable stories.

It was his way and
we loved him very much.

I'm sure you did, ma'am.

Excuse me.
What time were those coffee breaks?

3:00. Perhaps a few minutes
before or after.

Thank you very much.

This is a beautiful piece, sir.

You know, we have one just like this
back on the dining room table in our house.

Almost the same design.

This is 3rd century.
It's worth several thousand dollars.

No kidding.

Yeah, I think my wife got ours
at the Farmers Market.

Well, I guess ours is just a copy.

This is beautiful, too. The box.

This must be worth a fortune.

Is there something in particular
you wanted to talk to me about, Lieutenant...

- Columbo?
- Columbo. Yes.

Yes.

It's a delicate matter, sir.

Concerning what?

- The crime, the murder and the theft.
- And what about it?

I'd like to start from the beginning,
if you don't mind.

I like to work with questions,
and I write myself out these questions.

course. In my office.

This is a complete list of all personnel
assigned to the Legation.

You may question whomever you choose.

Actually, sir, I took the liberty earlier
of finding out who's here and who isn't.

I can account for everybody
at the time of the murder...

except for this fellow.
How do you pronounce his name?

Rachman Habib. He's a code clerk, Lieutenant.
He's a very good man.

When did he go on vacation?

Well, yesterday, I believe.
He's visiting New York City.

Would you know where he's staying?

Yes, the Kimberly Park Hotel.
Til check the memo.

Would this Rachman Habib
have access to the safe?

No. Only Youseff Alafa and myself
knew the combination.

But he could have
picked up the combination.

Maybe watched somebody open the safe.

And so could have a dozen
other Legation employees, Lieutenant.

But none of the others
left on vacation, sir.

Rachman Habib has been a trusted employee
of this Legation for almost 11 years.

I cannot believe he would...
he could be involved in such crimes.

This picture is not gonna help
the situation, sir.

What do you mean?

Several of the picketers outside the Legation
saw the man who crashed through the gate.

Their description could match
this photo of Habib.

Place a call to New York immediately.
The Kimberly Park Hotel.

I can appreciate your feelings, sir.

The fact is, he doesn't look like
much of a murderer.

You know, after 15 years in this business,
I can still look at a person sometimes...

and say to myself,
"He can't be the murderer."

And are you often right?

20% or so, if that.

Not too many times.

Yes? Thank you.

Kimberly Park Hotel?

This is Lieutenant Columbo
of the Los Angeles Police Department.

I'm checking on the whereabouts
of a Rachman Habib.

What?

I see. Thank you.

He made the reservation, all right.

But he never checked in.

Yes?

Habib? Are you all right?

You were supposed to call me last night.

It was impossible.
The police have been everywhere.

The newspapers mentioned
some missing money.

Sir, there was no money,
as you well know.

Rachman, do not concern yourself
with American newspaper reporters.

The plan is working perfectly.
Arrangements have been made for the flight.

I shall meet you in one hour.

The rendezvous we agreed on?

Yes, yes, yes.

Remember, Habib, one hour.

Hassan Salah speaking.

I shall be retiring
to my quarters now.

Please see to it
that I am not disturbed.

Thank you.

Salah!

Calmly, calmly, my dear friend.

Now, panic can only bring on fear
and defeat in this life.

- Did you bring the papers?
- Yes.

Good.

Here is your new passport.

Your ticket to Bern.

And...

$10,000.

$10,000?

A job well done should not be
casually rewarded, hmm?

I don't know what to say, I...

You know, sir, all these years.
Working as a code clerk,

I never dreamed I'd be involved
in matters of such significance.

Let me assure you,
Habib, within days...

your name will be shouted loud
in the streets of Suari.

It is a promise.

Now, come. Come, come.

- Good morning, Doctor.
- Good morning.

- Is that him?
- Is that who?

Habib.

I don't know.
I just got here myself.

Amir Faisal.

His name was Habib.
He was carrying a phony passport.

Where are his personal effects?

Well, that's his stuff over there.

Time of death?

Let's see. Eddie did a preliminary
work up on this guy...

before he had to leave.

Oh, yeah. Time of death,
between 8:30 and 10:30.

Is that the best you can do?

Give me an eyewitness
and I'll do better.

What is that, Doc,
bits of broken glass there?

Bits of broken glass.
Let's see what I've got here.

Gee, that doesn't look
like broken glass to me.

Valuable?

It's worth a great deal
of money, Lieutenant.

Speaking of money, sir,

we're holding the $10,000
down at headquarters for a few days.

In the meantime, I thought
you might as well have these back.

Thank you.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

You did not inspect the contents
of this envelope?

No, sir.

Ah.

It is well.

I can tell you, Lieutenant,
in the strictest confidence, of course,

this envelope contains certain material,
which, in the wrong hands,

could lead to the overthrow
of my king.

Wow!

Yes. Your suspicions were
all too accurate, Lieutenant.

Rachman Habib was not only a thief,
but a traitor as well.

Well, the problem now is locating
the balance of the $600,000.

Well, that's not
the only question, sir.

There's something else
that I've been wondering about.

Perhaps we'd better speak
in my office, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

You were saying, Lieutenant?

I was about to mention the $10,000.

What of it?

Well, I have to verify,
sir, whether this money...

actually came from
the safe in the Legation.

I see.

I see. You think perhaps Rachman
saved it up on a code clerk's salary?

Now really, Lieutenant.

Well, sir, the bills were not new
and they were not sequential.

Lieutenant Columbo, there is a
very simple method of determining...

the origins of the $10,000 on Habib's body.

If the money were intact,
it would have, excuse me,

a wrapper similar to this one.

Similarly, the stamp on the wrapper
would also be the same,

since all our banking
is handled by one bank, International Trust.

Come to think of it, sir,
there was a piece of paper just like this...

wrapped around the $10,000.

That's a good suggestion.
I should have thought of it myself.

Do you think, sir, I could have this wrapper
to compare with the other one?

Will there be anything else,
Lieutenant?

I don't want to take up
any more of your time, sir.

There is something else, but I don't know
where all that leads to just yet, so...

I'll just wander around.
Thank you very, very much, sir.

Lieutenant Columbo.

Please, do not feel
that you're imposing.

I am a busy man, it's true,
but as First Secretary of the Legation,

I feel I have a certain responsibility.

Well, actually, sir,
it was the glasses.

The glasses?

Yes, sir, Mr. Habib's eyeglasses.

He was wearing these
when the police found him.

Well, that's hardly
a revelation, Lieutenant.

Habib was virtually
helpless without them.

But as it turns out, sir,
he was also wearing these.

What are they?

Contact lenses.

And the fellows at the lab
tell me that anybody wearing...

both these prescriptions
at the same time would be blind as a bat.

I was not aware that
Rachman wore contact lenses.

Oh, I didn't think you were, sir.
This was found in his wallet.

An optometrist's business card.

The prescription for the contact lenses
was written on the back.

He'd only been wearing them a week.

His regular glasses he kept
in his pocket as a backup,

until he got used
to the contact lenses.

I see.

Then you suspect...

Murder.

That's right, sir.

Somebody had to place
these glasses on Habib's body.

That's incredible.

Well, obviously, he was killed by the same
revolutionary students...

who put him up to robbing the safe
and murdering Youseff Alafa.

That same thought occurred to me, sir,
but I couldn't figure out why they would do it.

Self-preservation, I would imagine.

Once Habib was apprehended,

he could identify those
who conspired with him.

You may have something there, sir.

I have to ask
some questions here and there,

but I don't want to take up any more
of your time. I'll just wander around.

You've been very helpful.

Don't mention it, Lieutenant.

The passport and the other documents
were taken from this cabinet, Lieutenant.

Except that everybody had access to it.

So, Rachman Habib
could have taken the passport.

I thought there was no question of that.

Well, that's the way
it looks right now, Mr. Kura.

By the way, now that you're
the acting Security Chief,

I guess you keep the records of the
comings and goings of Legation personnel.

Where was Mr. Salah last night
between 8:30 and 10:30?

- Mr. Salah?
- Oh, it's all right. It's just a technicality.

A technical verification
for the department.

Well, let me take a look.

Mr. Salah was in his quarters
last evening.

Never left the Legation?

No, sir.

Thank you very much.
You've been very helpful.

That's all right.
Til be able to find my own way.

I think.

- Down with Hassan.
- Where's your sign?

Hmm? Oh, I don't have one.

Here, hold this.

You new?

Oh, I never did this
before in my life.

Well, we're glad to have you.
We can use all the help we can get.

You picket a lot?

Every day after classes.

Then you must've been here the other day
when all the action happened.

Oh, you mean the car
crashing through the gate?

- You saw it?
- See it?

I almost went along for the ride.
Crazy person. Drove right at me.

You didn't happen to be picketing here
last night, were you?

Oh, yeah.

- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

Listen, you didn't notice
a car come through the gate here...

between like, 8:00 or 9:00?

No way. It was dead here.
Nobody in, nobody out. Nothing.

Why the big interest?

I'm fuzz.

That's cool.

Hey! Hey! Hey! My sign!

Down with Hassan.

General Colonel Anurov of Russia...

Salaam Alaikum.
The Russian delegation, Your Majesty.

How do you do, sir?
I hope to meet you on Russian soil.

How do you do? Salaam Alaikum.

Of Ghana, the Minister
of Ghana, Your Majesty.

- Ambassador of India.
- Salaam Alaikum.

- The Ambassador of India, Your Majesty.
- Ah, yes, how are you, sir?

- My sympathy to your wife.
- Monsieur.

The attache from France.

Excuse me.

Lieutenant. Lieutenant, please.

Now, you have chosen a rather
awkward moment to visit, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir, I realize that, but it was
very important that I talk to you.

Say, I was wondering if it wasn't...
be too much trouble.

- Could I meet the King?
- This is His Majesty, Lieutenant.

I realize that this
is not protocol, sir, but...

I would like to extend
my personal welcome to the city.

Your Majesty, may I present...

Lieutenant Columbo
of the Los Angeles Police Department.

Lieutenant, this is His Majesty,
King Ahmed Kamal of Suari.

How nice to meet you, Lieutenant.
And very gracious of you to come.

Well, actually, sir, I'm on duty.

Are you in charge of security arrangements,
Lieutenant?

I know I'm something of a bother.

No. You're no bother at all, sir.
I don't get to meet too many kings in my job.

Actually, sir, I'm with Homicide.

Homicide. That is exciting.

The real thing.

Not what we see on your American
TV shows, huh?

This murder of Youseff Alafa,
Lieutenant, was very tragic.

I knew the man very well.

Sir, in that regard, I realize
you're a very busy man...

Excellency, the ministers are awaiting
your presence in the reception room.

- If I may be of service to the lieutenant...
- Yes, of course.

Lieutenant, please call on me
if I may be of any service to you.

Oh, thank you very much.

You will wait in the
sitting room, Lieutenant.

A thousand pardons, Your Majesty,
but the man is a simple man, the Lieutenant,

and he is not used to our ways.

Yeah, but I like him, Hassan.

You say, "our ways,"
but you mean your ways.

The ways of your father
and his father before him.

There is a place for tradition, Hassan.

But we must learn to live
in this world as neighbors.

We cannot be blind to the changes
happening all around us.

I understand, Your Majesty.

Lieutenant Columbo.

Lieutenant. Hello.

Hello. We meet again.

I've been looking for you.

His Majesty thought you might like
something while you're waiting.

Oh.

- His Majesty himself?
- Yes.

Well, that's very thoughtful
for a busy man. Imagine that.

Say, listen, you're sure it was
His Majesty, not just an aide?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, it's very good.

Is this a Suarian delicacy?

No. I'm afraid not.

It's from the bakery around the corner.

Well, wherever it's from, it's very good.
I'm gonna have to be frank with you.

I'm starved. I forgot to eat.

Well, if you're hungry,
we have to feed you. Come.

Rachman often did that, too.

- He did what, ma'am?
- He forgot to eat.

- Oh, you worked with him?
- Yes. In the code room.

The code room?
Oh, maybe you can help me.

On Wednesday,
before he escaped from the Legation...

I understand that he worked
in the code room. That was the 23rd?

Wednesday. Wednesday the 23rd.

Yes, I remember. Wednesday.
We were all there, five of us,

until well past 4:00.

Do you happen to remember,
did he use the phone around 2:30?

Lieutenant, there is no telephone
in the code room.

But I saw Mr. Salah use one.
The yellow one on the wall.

Oh, no, no. That's the tie line
to the embassy in Washington.

There is no outside telephone line
for security reasons.

We're sort of, prisoners in there.

Oh, I see.

That smells like beef. Is that beef?

- I don't know.
- I think it's beef.

That's beef.

- Give it a taste.
- Lieutenant...

"You mustn't touch anything.
What are you doing here?"

Lieutenant.

Mr. Salah, I'm sorry.
I'm in the way here.

No. It's quite all right.
Would you like some of this?

It is prepared expressly for the King.

Oh, I couldn't eat the King's food.

But you are a guest, Lieutenant.
And His Majesty is a gracious host.

Please. Here.
You must try some of this.

Please.

I didn't realize that
this was the King's food.

Thank you very much.

- Delicious.
- Thank you.

I guess I forgot how hungry I was.

It's a pleasure.

By the way, I checked out the wrapper.

You know, the one that was...

wrapped around the $10,000
that we found on Mr. Habib?

Yes, I remember, Lieutenant.
Wouldn't you be more comfortable sitting down?

Lieutenant,
would you excuse me, please?

Thank you very much.

Anyway, it turns out that...

Mr. Habib's $10,000 didn't come
from your safe after all.

Now, you must be mistaken, Lieutenant.

Where would a minor clerk
like Rachman Habib get $10,000,

unless it was from the robbery?

Well, I couldn't figure that out, either.
But there is no mistaking about the money...

that this wrapper was holding together.
You can see by the mark.

This is delicious.
Best I've ever tasted.

Of course, the fact is,
I've never tasted Suarian food before.

Oh, you still have not.
His Majesty prefers French cuisine.

Those are petits escargots.

- Escargots?
- Yes.

Snails.

But you mentioned a mark?

Yes, sir.

You see, this is a bank teller's mark.

Now, the thing about this, sir, is that...

the teller that handled
this particular transaction,

he was working in another branch until
the day after the robbery.

Do you follow my meaning?

In other words,
how could this money be in the safe,

if it wasn't even handed out from the bank
until the day following the robbery?

Haricots verts bordelaise.

- That looks like green beans.
- In a special sauce.

Oh, thank you.

You know what I think, sir?

I think Mr. Habib was an innocent victim.

I really think that somebody
planted that $10,000 on him...

to make him look guilty,
and then killed him.

Now, that's quite a jump, Lieutenant.

For example, how do you
explain the fact that Habib...

made a hotel reservation in New York,
which he obviously never intended to keep?

Oh, Mr. Habib never made that reservation.

But the reservation was made.
We telephoned New York.

Yes, sir. But Mr. Habib
couldn't have made that reservation.

Here, take a look at this telex.

This is a telex.

2:30, Wednesday the 23rd.
That was when the reservation was made.

On 2:30 of that day,
Mr. Habib was locked in the code room.

I checked on that. So Mr. Habib could not
have made this reservation.

I see.

Do you have any idea
who this other person could be?

No. Not really.

But I did find out something very
interesting when I went to the bank.

What was that?

That teller remembered...

that a great deal of money was withdrawn
from the Suarian account on that day.

By me, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

Would you mind coming into my office?

Not at all.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I assume this is the money you're
talking about, Lieutenant.

If you'll notice, there is
a withdrawal slip attached.

And if you care to check
further, you will see that this money,

intact to the very last dollar,

has been designated to cover
the King's expenses during his visit.

Now, if you're quite finished
with your insinuations,

I must attend the King.

Sir, I was not making any personal
insinuations. I'm...

All I'm saying is that
somebody here at the Legation...

robbed the safe, killed Mr. Alafa, and tried
to pin it on Mr. Habib.

What I would really like now,

is to be able to speak to some
of the other people at the Legation.

Because with Mr. Habib
out of the running,

I feel I have a big job in front of me.

At the moment, Lieutenant,
I, too, have a big job facing me.

I see what you mean, sir. Yes.
You are quite right.

This would be a very bad time
to upset everybody,

what with the King
receiving all those diplomats.

Why don't I come back another time?

Now, that is most tactful
of you, Lieutenant.

- You wanna see me?
- Come in. Come in, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant Columbo, Mr. Kermit Morgan
of the State Department.

- How do you do?
- Lieutenant.

Mr. Morgan is with
the Protocol Department, Columbo.

There's been a complaint
lodged against you by the Saurian Legation.

A complaint of police harassment by
First Secretary Hassan Salah.

The feeling expressed to me is that
you've been indulging in a personal vendetta.

Well, there's no vendetta involved here.

Just trying to catch a man who murdered
two Suarian nationals...

along with robbing
the Legation of $600,000.

Yes, I'm sure,
but you're working in delicate...

and apparently
unfamiliar waters, Lieutenant.

You can't push around diplomatic personnel
the way you would common criminals in the street.

It is in the best interest of our government
if there are no further contacts...

between yourself and Secretary Salah.

Well, that's all very well and good,
except for one thing.

What is that, Lieutenant?

He's the murderer.

You have definite proof as to his guilt?

Well, not exactly.

Well, I know one thing, Columbo.

You don't have a thing on Salah
for that first murder.

I mean, he was right here in the
Commissioner's office when it happened.

You and I, we were both
witnesses to that fact.

That's true, sir.

Then it's the second murder
you're talking about.

Yes.

And no. I mean...

Look, it is true that according to the records
at the Suarian Legation,

Mr. Salah was in his private headquarters
at the time that Rachman Habib got killed.

In other words, Hassan Salah
has ironclad alibis for both murders.

- I know it looks that way...
- Let me tell you something, Lieutenant.

Now, it may go against your grain, but it's
reality right from the State Department,

and we don't care if Salah
is guilty or innocent.

We do care about our
country's relations.

Now, under the circumstances,
let me suggest that...

Let me strongly suggest...

that a letter of apology
be drafted by Lieutenant Columbo...

and sent with all due speed
to the Suarian Legation.

Even if he's guilty?

Lieutenant, please understand.
We do not condone murder.

But we're in the midst of difficult
negotiations with the Kingdom of Suari.

Your speculative investigation
could undo months of...

delicate negotiating.
You understand?

Yes, sir.
We all have our job to do.

So I'm gonna write that letter.
And not only that,

I am gonna personally deliver
this personal apology on behalf of myself...

and the department.

That's excellent.

I like a man who espouses
the pragmatic view, Lieutenant.

- Thank you, Captain.
- Yes, sir.

What'd he say?

Don't make waves.

- What does it mean?
- What's what mean?

What they're saying.

means, "Long live the King."

I thought they were against the King.

Against the King? No, no.
The King's young. He's progressive.

But he's new to the throne, see?

He doesn't realize
how reactionary and tyrannical...

some of his government ministers are.

But he will.
Because we'll get through to him.

Oh, so they're for the King?

Yeah, for the King!

Say, that's a beautiful car.

That's fit for a king.
Is this the King's motorcar?

No? Must be Mr. Salah's car.

No. Which one is his car?

None of them.
His car in garage for repair.

I see.
What garage did you say that was?

The City Garage. Two block down.
They do all our repair work.

That's a honey.

Sir. May I see your invitation?

Actually, I don't have any.
Police, LAPD.

Lieutenant, good evening.

Oh, Mr. Kura, do you think you could
talk to this gentleman about letting me

Nothing personal, Lieutenant,
but I presume you're properly attired?

Oh, I think so. Yeah.
I think this is good.

My wife said something
about striped pants,

but I thought that was
too much. This is good.

It's a little big.

It's my brother-in-law's.
He's a waiter, but...

I don't see anybody else
in striped pants.

Xenia,

would you kindly escort the lieutenant
to the gathering, please?

Yes, I'd be delighted.
Shall we, Lieutenant?

Would you take off your coat?

Thank you very much. Thank you.

So far I didn't see
one pair of striped pants.

I beg your pardon?

No, it's nothing.

I think that's in England.
She must've seen it in the movies.

Who?

My wife. She insisted
I wear striped pants.

It's a good thing I didn't.
I'd be the only one here.

Where's the King?

Oh, he's here.

You know what looks good?
Those robes.

You think they look good?
I mean, for a man?

- Oh, yes, I do.
- Dignity.

What do they cost?

I'm afraid I don't know.

How come the King doesn't wear one?

It's not because he can't afford it.
I know that.

- You seem to be interested in clothes.
- Shoes.

These are new. $16.95.

Something to drink? Lieutenant?

Thank you.

Good afternoon.
How nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

Lieutenant,

may I present Ambassador and Mrs. Mau Ling,
the People's Republic of China.

How do you do?

Would you excuse me, please?
I'm afraid I have something to attend to.

Lieutenant.

This is a marvelous party.

Tell me, sir, is there something funny
about this champagne?

As champagne, the taste is very odd.

Indeed.
This is not champagne, young man.

This is fruit punch.

The Suarian people do not drink
alcoholic beverage.

What a pity.

This is a magnificent job of decorating.

Mmm-hmm. Look at that.

Yes.

- Third century.
- Indeed.

Extraordinary.

Beautiful.

Hey, hey.

It's quite all right here.

Long live the King!

Lieutenant Columbo.
How delightful to see you again.

And how gracious of you to come.

Thank you very much.

You're not expecting a murder, I hope.

Not today, knock on wood.

Salah, I commend you
on your choice of guests.

Your servant.

- Your Majesty!
- Pardon me. Ambassador, how are you?

- Just fine, sir. How are you?
- Good to see you.

Your presence here is a diplomatic affront.

If you do not leave the Legation
in five minutes,

I shall see that you are removed from
the Los Angeles Police Department.

- I've solved the murder, sir.
- What?

I think we should talk about it right away.

All right. Follow me.

- A cigar, sir?
- No, thank you.

You were saying something about
having solved the murders, Lieutenant?

I have a note.

"The safe was opened prior to its being blown.
Mr. Salah knew the combination.

The guard's rifle jammed, Mr. Salah
had the access to the gunroom."

Yes.

I want you to know that I know...

that you couldn't have killed both those men
and robbed the safe all by yourself.

What do you mean, all by myself?

What I mean, sir, is that you planned
and executed the robbery...

with somebody else's help. Rachman Habib.

That is ridiculous.

No, it isn't.
Not only did you rob the safe,

but you killed Youseff Alafa
and Rachman Habib.

That is a ludicrous accusation, Lieutenant.

You seem to have forgotten...

that I was in the Commissioner's office,
with you,

at the time Alafa was killed.

Mr. Alafa was dead
before you left the Legation.

He was killed before you got to the
Police Commissioner's office.

That is impossible, Lieutenant.

I spoke to him on the telephone at 3:55.

You were there. He called me
at the Commissioner's office.

No, he didn't.

Prior to the safe's being blown,
which occurred at 4:00,

know that somebody
the executive office..

opened the safe and was taking out money and
running around the place burning up documents.

Now, how could a security man
call you on the telephone...

and calmly report to you at the same time that
the safe was being looted?

It's really very simple, Lieutenant.

Mr. Alafa was not in the executive office
where the safe was.

He telephoned me from his office.

- How do you know?
- He told me on the telephone.

I think you're lying.

You're entitled to your opinion.

I don't believe he called you
from his office because of the coffee cup.

A cup of coffee?

It was still on the desk,
filled with cold coffee.

I fail to see the point.

He brought the coffee into his office
at 3:15 and never drank it.

Why?

Because he was called away
and he never came back.

That filled cup of cold coffee
tells me...

that he could not have been in his office
at the time of the telephone call.

- I'll tell you what happened.
- Please do.

At 3:15, you called him into
the executive office and you murdered him.

He was dead before you left the Legation.

At 3:55, you staged this phony telephone
conversation with this Habib guy...

and that provided you with an alibi.

You're a zealous man, Lieutenant.

But you seem to be ignoring
the reality of the situation.

You haven't a single shred
of evidence against me.

At 10:00 tomorrow morning,

our King Ahmed Kamal leaves
for our capital in Suari.

The moment that he leaves, Lieutenant,

I shall initiate a formal protest
to your government...

regarding this insulting
and groundless accusation.

Lieutenant Columbo is in violation
of Suarian territory.

Oh, sir, just one thing
I forgot. One more thing, sir.

What is it?

My official apology.

Safe journey, Your Majesty.
May Allah protect you.

You were a most
gracious host, Hassan.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

There is something of the father
in the son, eh, Hassan?

There is something of the father
in many of us, Hajj.

But the throne makes the man.
Not the blood.

You are persistent, Lieutenant.

They won't let me in, sir.
They say I'm a person not...

Persona non grata.
You are not welcome.

At my orders.

Yes, sir, about that.
I got to thinking about what you said...

about lodging a protest
to my government about me.

You see, sir,
I was only doing my job.

If you could give me three minutes,
I would like to apologize.

You see, sir, I could get fired.

You may pass.

Thank you, sir. I appreciate that.

I must say, sir,
this is very nice of you.

Nonsense.

But you were saying you're apprehensive
about your employment, is that it?

I beg you not to send a letter
to the State Department.

I apologize, but more than
anything else, sir,

I wanna shake your hand.
You're the best.

To what do I owe this tribute?

You beat me. That's it.
I got beat, plain and simple.

True.

I know you did it, but...
Well, you can't win them all, sir.

You're very gracious, Lieutenant.

Thank you.

But let's face it,
you never did have much of a case.

No. Mostly it was
circumstantial, I agree.

Even the car being moved.

Moved?

Listen, I don't wanna get
into the whole thing...

because even if I could prove it,
I couldn't touch you.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's because of the diplomatic immunity.

It... You could,
but it would be difficult.

Won't you have some tea, please?

About the letter
to the State Department, sir.

Oh, triviality. Consider it forgotten.

But, please,
you were talking about the car.

Yes, sir. You have
the Legation staff cars...

serviced at a gasoline station
three blocks from here.

I checked on that.

The mechanic noticed that
the car was moved the other night.

That's how you were able
to get to Canyon Road...

to meet Habib and kill him.

Did I?

I confirmed that this morning.

They changed the oil late in the day
and the mileage was noted.

But the next morning
there were 34 additional miles.

Amazing.

So, I drove my own car
from the gasoline station...

to the point that Habib had been
killed and back to the gasoline station.

It measured 34 miles.

Lieutenant,

my compliments.

Your persistence is simply
not to be believed.

Picking and scratching until
you have finally uncovered the mosaic.

Cheers.

It wasn't easy.
I gotta hand you that.

One thing I don't understand, sir.
Why did you do it?

Well,

the struggle for power within my country
is none of your concern, Lieutenant.

Your business... is murder.

And as you said,

this is one murder that must remain
one of your failures.

But, do not despair, Lieutenant.
Do not despair.

You have unraveled the puzzle.
Accept it, and let it be.

I got the feeling that you
wouldn't be so expansive,

you wouldn't be so quick to admit all this,
if you didn't have diplomatic immunity.

Perhaps so, Lieutenant, but the fact is,
I do have diplomatic immunity.

Quite so, Hassan Salah.

Yes, Hassan.

You saw the aircraft depart, huh?

But it departed without me,

at the suggestion of my friend,
Lieutenant Columbo.

A helicopter brought me
back here ahead of you.

By tomorrow, Salah, you will be in Suari
and subject to Suarian justice.

You wanted to arrest me
earlier, Lieutenant.

I hereby renounce my diplomatic immunity.
I submit to your arrest.

Well, I would like to, but...

it's like you said to the fellow from
the State Department, sir.

This is an international thing.
I don't wanna make waves.

Maybe justice would be
better served back in Suari.

Thank you very much, sir.
Nice meeting you.

Likewise, Lieutenant.

This is not justice.
This is barbarism. Lieutenant!

I beg you.

The trouble, sir,
is that you're right. That it's...

All the evidence is circumstantial.
It's just bits and pieces.

I don't think any of it
is gonna stand up in court.

A confession!

If I signed a confession.

Well, I'm not sure.

Your Majesty?

I shall abide
by your decision, Lieutenant.

Well, in that case,

just sign by the red "X", sir.

Three copies, if you don't mind.

You wanna read it?

I'm sure I know what it says,
Lieutenant.

I am your prisoner.

Officer!

Hassan, a word of warning.

Should you decide
to repudiate your confession,

we shall be waiting
to welcome you home.

About the letter
to the State Department, sir.

Oh, triviality. Consider it forgotten.

But, please,
you were talking about the car.

Yes, sir. You have
the Legation staff cars...

serviced at a gasoline station
three blocks from here.

I checked on that.

The mechanic noticed that
the car was moved the other night.

That's how you were able
to get to Canyon Road...

to meet Habib and kill him.

Did I?

I confirmed that this morning.

They changed the oil late in the day
and the mileage was noted.

But the next morning
there were 34 additional miles.

Amazing.

So, I drove my own car
from the gasoline station...

to the point that Habib had been
killed and back to the gasoline station.

It measured 34 miles.

Lieutenant,

my compliments.

Your persistence is simply
not to be believed.

Picking and scratching until
you have finally uncovered the mosaic.

Cheers.

It wasn't easy.
I gotta hand you that.

One thing I don't understand, sir.
Why did you do it?

Well,

the struggle for power within my country
is none of your concern, Lieutenant.

Your business... is murder.

And as you said,

this is one murder that must remain
one of your failures.

But, do not despair, Lieutenant.
Do not despair.

You have unraveled the puzzle.
Accept it, and let it be.

I got the feeling that you
wouldn't be so expansive,

you wouldn't be so quick to admit all this,
if you didn't have diplomatic immunity.

Perhaps so, Lieutenant, but the fact is,
I do have diplomatic immunity.

Quite so, Hassan Salah.

Yes, Hassan.

You saw the aircraft depart, huh?

But it departed without me,

at the suggestion of my friend,
Lieutenant Columbo.

A helicopter brought me
back here ahead of you.

By tomorrow, Salah, you will be in Suari
and subject to Suarian justice.

You wanted to arrest me
earlier, Lieutenant.

I hereby renounce my diplomatic immunity.
I submit to your arrest.

Well, I would like to, but...

it's like you said to the fellow from
the State Department, sir.

This is an international thing.
I don't wanna make waves.

Maybe justice would be
better served back in Suari.

Thank you very much, sir.
Nice meeting you.

Likewise, Lieutenant.

This is not justice.
This is barbarism. Lieutenant!

I beg you.

The trouble, sir,
is that you're right. That it's...

All the evidence is circumstantial.
It's just bits and pieces.

I don't think any of it
is gonna stand up in court.

A confession!

If I signed a confession.

Well, I'm not sure.

Your Majesty?

I shall abide
by your decision, Lieutenant.

Well, in that case,

just sign by the red "X", sir.

Three copies, if you don't mind.

You wanna read it?

I'm sure I know what it says,
Lieutenant.

I am your prisoner.

Officer!

Hassan, a word of warning.

Should you decide
to repudiate your confession,

we shall be waiting
to welcome you home.