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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
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D'oh!
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{\an8}♪ Bowl me to the moon ♪
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{\an8}♪ And roll me to the stars ♪
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{\an8}Hey!
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{\an8}♪ This is more than just a game
For big fat dopes in bars ♪
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{\an8}♪ No, for lazy guys this is a sport ♪
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{\an8}It's today.
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{\an8}It's today!
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{\an8}What day is it?
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{\an8}Saturday.
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{\an8}It's today!
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Whoopee.
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{\an8}Move over, Los Angeles and Philadelphia.
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{\an8}It's Springfield's turn
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{\an8}to have its drunken sports fans
climb streetlights and burn down the town.
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{\an8}That's right. Finally, after years
of phantom fouls and butt fumbles,
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{\an8}one of our beloved local sports teams,
the Pin Pals,
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{\an8}have made it to the state championship.
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{\an8}With Springfield's years of failure
at sports, the arts,
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{\an8}and our disastrous
toddler boxing tournament,
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{\an8}it's no exaggeration to say
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{\an8}that our super bowlers
are garnering tremendous "pin-terest."
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Yeah!
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}Finally, strikes I can support.
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Mayor, you've been accused
of being a fair-weather fan for this team.
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Not true.
I am a dyed-in-the-wool fan of these...
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Bowlers.
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Bowlers?
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Really? People still do that?
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So you don't mind that they say
you're jumping on the bandwagon?
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Let me just say no one jumps later
or harder than I.
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To the "Pin Heads"...
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Pin Pals.
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And now, your heroes, the Pin Pals.
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How ya doin'?
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Marry me!
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.
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Anyhoo, I could never have made it
without my very good friends,
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Homer, Carl, Flanders,
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and that new guy from Portugal
whose name I forget.
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I SEE THIS MATCH AS A STRUGGLE
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FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF ALL.
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Yeah, he don't speak
the good English or nothing,
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but he sure as hell can roll strikes.
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And he's got a very hot sister,
or girlfriend or mother.
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It's really hard to tell.
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All right, based on my experience,
that is not his mother.
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Ah, I just want to say
we aren't just doing this for us.
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It is going to mean the world
to this entire town!
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Excuse me, but I don't see
how the town possibly benefits from this.
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We'd be helped a lot more
by a traffic light on Elm Street.
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Boo!
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Smack him with his bone! Smack him good!
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Ah, my friends and neighbors...
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Reluctant neighbors.
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Ah. The... I'd just like us
to bow our heads and thank--
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Stupid Flanders
turns everything good into church.
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Just once, can you not mention God?
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All righty then, let me just say
way to go, big guy in the sky!
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And his son Jesus Christ. Amen.
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Jesus is God's rod.
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Jesus is God's rod.
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Blasphemy.
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And now, "O Captain, my Captain,"
Homer Simpson.
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There's one word that defines this team,
and that word isn't "can" or "might."
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That word is... Um...
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Wait a minute. Cards out of order.
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Can't read my own writing here.
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Oh. Okay. It's "will." Yes, we will!
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Let's go, Pin Pals!
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Win that title!
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Let's get pickles!
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All right, folks, break it up.
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Unless you're jerkin' a gherkin,
go on home.
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Oh, Homie, today was magnificent.
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I always thought bowling
was just an excuse
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to get away from the kids
and drink a lot of beer.
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What? No, never.
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What?
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But now it's made
the whole town proud of you,
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and I'm part of the town.
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So this comes from the heart. Ugh.
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I can't say it. I don't wanna say it.
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You can't make me say it.
And I won't say it or even think it!
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Oh. Thank you, Son.
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I love you all. Water my plants.
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You don't have any plants.
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Then we're good. Bye.
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Ah, ain't this the life?
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{\an8}Whirlybirdin', full can of soda,
two bags of peanuts.
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{\an8}I never known such luxury.
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{\an8}I could die right now a happy man.
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{\an8}This is your captain speaking.
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Please buckle up as we attempt
to clear the treacherous mountain peak.
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No worries,
every chopper in town takes this route.
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Overweight? How is that possible?
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"Pilot, five passengers,
five 14-pound balls."
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Uh, I wanted a little extra oomph,
so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.
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Me too. By which I mean
I brought two 16-pound balls.
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Anyone else wanna brag about their balls?
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I mean, seriously.
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Fausto bring this for good luck.
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I'm gonna have
to put her down on the mountain.
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Of all the times to be sober.
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This could be it.
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At least I can say goodbye.
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- Hello.
- Marge.
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We're not home now,
so please don't rob us.
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Leave a message.
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Listen, Marge.
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We've had our arguments,
we've had our things.
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But thank God I have the time
to tell you how I really feel.
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- Mailbox full.
- D'oh!
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Whee!
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As your captain, one thing is clear:
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we must get off this mountain.
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And I'm no expert on mountains,
but I say down is this way.
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D'oh!
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D'oh.
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What the...
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I wouldn't leave just yet, Homer.
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Our new friend there
still hasn't woken up.
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Oh, God. Spanish-what's-his-name.
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It's Portuguese-what's-his-name,
you idiot.
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Chief, is there any word?
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Afraid not.
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Apparently they knocked out
a cell phone tower on the way down.
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Wait, wait.
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Ah. Now we're getting somewhere. Yeah.
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Oh, thank God, man.
I was starting to lose all hope.
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Oh, you hungry cops
put my kids through college.
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Seven sisters.
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Not the women's colleges.
I have seven daughters.
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Gia, Mia, Pia, Bia, Zia, Iphigenia,
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and then Emily for some reason,
I don't know.
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Mmm. Still barely breathing.
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If the Lord could carry his cross,
I can carry this poor soul.
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Well, look at that.
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Flanders risking his own life
to save another.
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Wow.
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Homer, can you get my water bottle?
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No.
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A phone! Someone's got cell service.
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Hello, Moe speaking.
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Hi. I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson.
First name, Homer.
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Oh, I recognize that voice.
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You ever call me again, you little puke,
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I'm gonna cut you up,
use your intestines as violin strings
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and play Flight of the Bumblebee.
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I'm gonna go Rimsky-Korsakov on youse.
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I'm just trying to find my dad.
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Yeah, right.
Try looking in hell, hell boy.
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Moe, you idiot! You were
the only one with cellular service!
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What have I done?
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Oh, me and my anger issues!
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Dr. Rubenstein's gonna be so disappointed!
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Stupid avalanche.
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No connection. And it's almost night.
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I feel so much regret.
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I never got the chance
to tell my son I loved him.
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Never? You're 87 years old.
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Oh, it's on my to-do list.
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Take a look. See?
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{\an8}Still no sign of the missing bowlers.
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And one thing I must say now,
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there is nothing a newscaster loves
better than missing people,
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be they on a mountain, in a submarine,
or preferably deep under rubble.
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Even if we know they're dead,
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we'll keep it quiet for a few days
just to keep the ratings up.
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{\an8}And now tonight's lotto,
which no one ever wins.
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No!
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Why am I talking like this?
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I'm not falling,
just clinging to the edge.
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Oh, man, that was close.
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How deep is that thing anyway?
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Only one way to find out.
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Gentleman,
I fear we're starting to hallucinate.
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That's crazy talk.
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Barney, pick up the spare.
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Listen to me.
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Time to get your cuckoos
back in your clocks.
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We're approaching the point of no return.
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Flanders, how do I put this?
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I was thinking I might wanna...
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Oh, this is so embarrassing...
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Pray.
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There are no atheists in foxholes.
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Oh, yes. Foxes are very religious.
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I'd be praying
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if a bunch of guys in red vests on horses
were trying to kill me.
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Now, make with the "Our Father."
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Still no word on the Springfield team.
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Please observe an anticipatory
60-second moment of silence.
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Wasn't me!
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Strike.
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My friends,
if we just have faith in the good Lord
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who blew us to bits on the side
of the mountain, we'll be okay.
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Hey, Churchy Joe, tell that to my piggies.
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The word "frostbite" sounds so cutesy
when people get it at Buffalo Bills games,
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but when it happens to you...
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Well, I think things will be just fine.
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Really? And who made you "Optimist Prime"?
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I broke open my first aid kit.
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Anybody else holding out on anything?
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Like me with these two bags of peanuts,
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which I'm gonna eat right now
despite my peanut allergy.
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See this? This is the face of a survivor.
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Uh, Christmas decorations?
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Uh, in October?
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We've done everything we can
to help your father,
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so I thought this would help us
feel better.
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Bart, they say a kid is only as happy
as their saddest parent.
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Zoom in on the heartbroken family.
Zoom, I say.
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No, I can't. I didn't go
to journalism school to be a ghoul.
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I went because it was an easy major.
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Take your soul
and get the hell out of local news.
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Fausto not good.
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My friend, we will get you back,
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and then you and I will have
a grand old time.
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I hear you silently agreeing.
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We'll go fishing and make s'mores
and we'll be best friends.
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You're a Catholic and I'm a Christian,
but we'll work through that. Oh.
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More silent agreement.
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Here, my friend, let me set you down
so we can talk about our great future.
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Save your breath, pal. He's dead.
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No. No, he's not dead. He's just resting.
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Oh, Lord, you can't be this cruel.
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Sorry, man.
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I knew he was a goner a while ago,
but I liked watching you carry him.
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We were gonna make s'mores.
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Now they'll just be "s'nothing."
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Poor Fausto. Poor Flanders.
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You really tried, man.
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Aw, I mean it.
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I'm not just hugging you
because you're warm,
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although that's a big part of it.
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You're a good man.
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Homer, I knew you had a heart.
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Just like the Cowardly Lion.
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He always had a heart.
What he lacked was courage.
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And the Scarecrow lacked straw, right?
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He was nothing but straw.
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Wow. I'm looking at everything
with new eyes,
249
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,791
just like the Tin Man.
250
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,377
That's not what the Tin Ma...
251
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,587
Look, just give me another hug.
252
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,216
All right, gentleman.
There's a subject we need to discuss.
253
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,261
Now, we've waited long enough.
I'm just gonna say it.
254
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,848
It is time that we resorted
to cannibalism. Mmm.
255
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,100
What? No, absolutely not.
256
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,060
I'm not saying we eat him.
257
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,563
I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten.
258
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:20,692
{\an8}If he gets frozen, we'll just end up with
junk food, like his hair or his toenails.
259
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,776
What?
260
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:23,028
Stop, stop, stop.
261
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,283
Just give me a wing. Come on.
You got two, come on.
262
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,202
No eating people.
263
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:41,254
If I eat these and don't share them,
it breaks every value I have.
264
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,632
But just thinking about it
also means I've sinned.
265
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:48,428
I must say, it's a lot easier to have
this debate with my mouth full of matzo.
266
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,305
Flanders?
267
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,682
- Yes?
- It's so clear to me now.
268
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,309
You're the better man, Ned.
269
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,395
Oh, that's not true. You've got
the highest average on the team.
270
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,022
I'm nothing compared to you.
271
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,650
Have you noticed I haven't called you
Stupid Flanders once on this mountain?
272
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,069
What do you want, a Nobel Peace Prize?
273
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,989
Sorry, sorry. I really do appreciate it.
274
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,743
Just that I've come to realize
I'm not a natural leader like you.
275
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,621
The Lord has a time and a place
for everyone, my friend.
276
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,832
Homer, if the high altitude
hasn't turned your brain to mulch,
277
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,667
would you like to lead us in prayer?
278
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:25,424
Heavenly Father, who art in truck stop.
Ping-pong. Rock. Zipper. Jambalaya.
279
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,510
Now, don't worry,
280
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,430
just 'cause one of us has a tickle
in his whistle doesn't mean...
281
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,980
We're in the tenth frame, people.
282
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,402
If you want me to eat youse later,
just say nothing.
283
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,873
Chief. Any news?
284
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,376
About what? Oh. Right. Um...
285
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:05,129
Marge, with conditions
as bad as they are on that mountain,
286
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,925
even if they somehow
did survive the crash, uh...
287
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,135
Oh, how can I put this gently?
288
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,639
What do you mean, "gently"?
You basically told me they're dead.
289
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,225
Will you please leave my family be!
290
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,852
Never easy being a cop.
291
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,437
Then why did you become one?
292
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:24,148
'Cause I look great in blue.
It goes with my eyes.
293
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,650
Your eyes are black.
294
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,235
Well, I've wasted my life.
295
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,947
Patty and Selma?
296
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,449
Oh. This day couldn't get any worse,
297
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,827
is what my dad would say if he were alive.
298
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:41,040
Marge, dear. At a time like this,
all we wanna do is sit and hold your hand.
299
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,502
No talk, just love.
300
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,838
I did wanna say one thing.
301
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,132
Better get your booty shorts
to the cleaners
302
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:53,261
because you're gonna be the most
popular widow on the pickleball circuit.
303
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,804
He's not dead.
304
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,848
Well, we can't be sure.
305
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:01,602
But we did use generative AI
to make an image of Homer as a corpse.
306
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,689
To get you used to the idea, dear.
307
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,819
Some of these we had
even before the crash.
308
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,988
He's not dead. He's not dead.
309
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,991
In fact, I bet
he's even gonna save the day.
310
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,994
Can you excuse us?
311
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,329
We need to go outside and laugh.
312
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,709
Oh. Is this it?
313
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,879
My story ends now, buried in the snow,
314
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,091
frozen alone like broccoli in my freezer?
315
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,053
My dear Son.
316
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,929
Are you ready to join me?
317
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,849
I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.
318
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:44,020
Mmm...
That's not exactly where I am.
319
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:48,441
They are very hard on former
left-wing radicals in the afterlife.
320
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,609
What are you saying?
321
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,862
I'm in a place
with a lot of incredible people.
322
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:58,159
Machiavelli, Che Guevara, Casanova.
323
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,287
Casanova. Oh, Casanova.
324
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:05,876
I thought dying in 1798 would keep me
from being Me Tooed.
325
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,128
Um, um...
326
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,841
Mom, what are you making?
327
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,053
All of your father's favorites
for when he comes back.
328
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:22,725
Pork chops, glazed ham, fried hooves,
snout surprise.
329
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,394
Oh, I can't be in the same room
with that smell.
330
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,148
Yeah, it's pretty disgusting.
331
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,029
Hey, someone's cooking.
332
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,281
Marge is cooking.
333
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,992
I can't die here.
334
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,035
My family needs me.
335
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:46,500
My story is still being written,
and the next word in it is...
336
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,839
You're coming too, friends.
337
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,352
Hidilly doodily, saviorino.
338
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,773
For once, Flanders, you owe me.
339
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,739
Homer Simpson.
340
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,199
What can I say?
341
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,995
He slept through mass,
he'd floss with a Bible ribbon,
342
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,832
I'm afraid he leaves behind
no good deed to remember him by.
343
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:32,671
Just another fat pinball
slipping past God's flippers.
344
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,506
Here's something the church
never heard of:
345
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,009
a guy coming back from the dead!
346
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,845
God bless him.
347
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,681
My bald, beautiful boy.
348
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,685
No good deeds, Reverend?
I've got a new one for your eulogy.
349
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,188
Thank God for Homer Simpson.
350
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,856
That's my dad.
351
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,442
Suck it, other dads.
352
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:59,740
You miss two birthdays and a school play,
and suddenly you're the bad guy.
353
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,330
I knew you'd make it back. I knew it.
354
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,081
I knew it.
355
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,709
You were wrong. You were wrong.
356
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,086
And you were wrong, preacher man.
357
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,005
Just premature.
358
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:20,009
I knew he'd make it
since five seconds ago.
359
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,888
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
He's now a jolly good fellow ♪
360
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,682
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
361
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:31,062
♪ He totally didn't die ♪
362
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,357
Simpson, I always knew you had it in you.
363
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:38,528
That'll do, Flanders. That'll do. Oh.
364
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,959
{\an8}I'm alive. I'm alive!
365
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,086
{\an8}Well, you don't have
to make a meal out of it.
366
00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:00,383
{\an8}♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
He's now a jolly good fellow ♪
367
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,427
{\an8}♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
368
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,139
{\an8}♪ He totally didn't die ♪
369
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,123
Shh.
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