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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:02,752 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,170 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 3 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,296 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 4 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,673 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 5 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:07,841 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 6 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,384 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 7 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:10,719 - CARLY: Legs! - SAM: Pudding! 8 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,554 - Oh, come on, legs are really important. 9 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:13,972 - I'm not saying that legs aren't important. 10 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,599 I'm saying they're not as important as pudding. 11 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,852 - Okay, you're insane. - SAM: Not really. 12 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,645 - Without legs, pants would be like: 13 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:23,231 "Duh, now what do we do?" 14 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,692 - Objection. Pants can't talk. 15 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:28,403 - Why are we swinging? - I don't know. 16 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,530 - Okay, this random debate is over. 17 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,073 - I won. - No. 18 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,159 We're gonna let the "iCarly" viewers decide who won. 19 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,161 - Fine, everyone at iCarly.com, 20 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,370 look at the homepage and vote 21 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,289 on what you think is more important. 22 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,708 - Legs. - Or pudding. 23 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,251 - If you don't vote, you don't care. 24 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,839 - VOICE: Random dancing. 25 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:57,474 - ♪ 26 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,350 - Okay, later. - Pudding. 27 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,894 - Legs. Vote now. - ICarly.com. 28 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:02,645 - Bye. - Ciao. 29 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,856 - And we're clear. 30 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,149 - Yeah. 31 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,400 - Good show. 32 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,736 - Okay, let's go downstairs and snack it up. 33 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:12,697 - You coming? 34 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:13,865 - Uh, you guys go ahead. 35 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,575 I got some tech stuff to wrap up here. 36 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:16,868 - You wanna play on the swing? 37 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:18,495 - Will you push me? - Yes. 38 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:26,753 - FREDDIE: In five, four, three, two-- 39 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,172 - ♪ 40 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:31,591 ♪ I know you see ♪ 41 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ Somehow the world will change for me ♪ 42 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:38,515 ♪ And be so wonderful ♪ 43 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,767 ♪ Live life, breathe air ♪ 44 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,228 ♪ I know somehow we're gonna get there ♪ 45 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:47,732 ♪ And feel so wonderful ♪ 46 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:51,569 ♪ It's all for real ♪ 47 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,613 ♪ I'm telling you just how I feel ♪ 48 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:57,450 ♪ So wake up the members of my nation ♪ 49 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,118 ♪ It's your time to be ♪ 50 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,163 ♪ There's no chance unless you take one ♪ 51 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,623 ♪ And the time to see ♪ 52 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:08,002 ♪ The brighter side of every situation ♪ 53 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,671 ♪ Some things are meant to be ♪ 54 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:13,466 ♪ So give your best and leave the rest to me ♪ 55 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,135 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 56 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,221 ♪ Leave it all to me ♪ 57 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,140 ♪ Just leave it all to me ♪ 58 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:24,769 ♪ 59 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:33,987 - ♪ 60 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,072 - Any votes come in yet? - Give me a sec. 61 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:37,949 - You know legs are gonna beat pudding. 62 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,492 - Don't bet on it. 63 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,451 Who wants a snack? 64 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:41,494 - I'm good. 65 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,662 - Hey, toss me an apple. 66 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:43,872 - Red or green? 67 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,290 - Red, 'cause green apples always-- 68 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,791 Oh. 69 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,504 - Sorry, I put a little too much heat on that. 70 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,175 - You see what you did? 71 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,678 - You should've asked for a muffin. 72 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:01,180 Bring up the votes. - FREDDIE: Okay. 73 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,600 Oh, looks like we already got around 12,000 votes 74 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:07,520 and legs are ahead of pudding by about 20 percent. 75 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,063 - Ha. - Idiots. 76 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,859 - Oh, hey, we got a v-mail. - Who from? 77 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,027 - I don't know. Someone in England. 78 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,486 - Cool. - Play it. 79 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,779 - THEODORE: Greetings, iCarly. 80 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,032 My name is Theodore Wilkins. 81 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,409 I'm the vice-chairman of the iWeb Awards, 82 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,703 an international competition which seeks out 83 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,997 the best web shows on the Internet. 84 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,583 And I'm very pleased to announce that our committee 85 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:32,086 has nominated iCarly in the category of best comedy. 86 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,212 - Whoa. 87 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,797 - We're nominated for best comedy web show. 88 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,257 - I know, I speak British. 89 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,720 - The iWeb Awards would like to fly the iCarly team overseas 90 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:44,682 so that your show can compete at this year's live competition. 91 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,392 All expenses paid, of course. 92 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,310 - This is insane. 93 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,686 - They're gonna fly us overseas. 94 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,896 - I just hope it's not France. 95 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,022 - How come? - Why? 96 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,398 - 'cause it's full of French people. 97 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,025 - Oh, yeah. - True. 98 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,818 - THEODORE: If you accept your nomination, 99 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,695 please click on the accept button 100 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,656 in the lower left corner of this v-mail. 101 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,949 - Click on it. - Quick, boy. 102 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,241 - I'm clicking. 103 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,786 - Your invitations, passes and travel itinerary 104 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,913 will be sent off to you tomorrow. 105 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,831 Congratulations, iCarly. 106 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,084 We'll see you at the iWeb Awards. 107 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,379 - FREDDIE: All right. 108 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:15,838 - Okay, this is the biggest thing 109 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:16,839 that's ever happened to us. 110 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,174 - By far. - SAM: Ever. 111 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,425 - FREDDIE: Oh, check it out. 112 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,803 Way more people are voting for legs than pudding. 113 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,429 - Told you. 114 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,516 - All I know is you can't do this with legs. 115 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:33,356 - Uh, you have a little pudding on your-- 116 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,108 - I see it. 117 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,611 - ♪ 118 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:39,779 - You sure you don't mind 119 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:41,447 if I hang out at your place till dinner? 120 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,490 - Yeah, it's fine. 121 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,992 But don't you think you should go home 122 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,451 and be with your mom? - What for? 123 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,954 - 'cause she's in bed with pneumonia? 124 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,372 - I'm not a doctor. 125 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,084 - Excuse me, Lewbert. 126 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,962 - What? I'm busy trimming my wart hairs. 127 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,213 - CARLY: Yeah. 128 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,465 Um, I was just wondering if I got a package yet 129 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,341 from the iWeb Awards? 130 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,469 - No, now quit upsetting my wart. 131 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,264 - Are you sure? 132 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,348 'cause this guy in England said 133 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,058 he was gonna send it like a week ago. 134 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:13,604 - 135 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,482 - to you too. 136 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,818 - 137 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,612 - ♪ 138 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,822 - Hey, hey, hey. 139 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,157 You think Freddie is home from school yet? 140 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,491 - Yeah, he got a ride. Why? 141 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,076 - Bet you he's looking through his peephole 142 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,745 waiting for you to get home. 143 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,329 - No, he grew out of that. 144 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,414 - Uh-huh. 145 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,002 - FREDDIE: 146 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,006 - What's up? 147 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:42,675 - I was not looking out my peephole 148 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,760 waiting for you to come home. 149 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,721 - I know you weren't. - Good. 150 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:47,680 - Peeper. - What? 151 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,686 - Okay, why is it dark in here? 152 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,980 - SPENCER: Because-- - Oh. 153 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:00,109 - --I made this. 154 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:02,570 - Why? 155 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,198 - It's for jogging at night. 156 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:08,367 This baby puts out over 19,000 lumens. 157 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,287 It can light up a football field. 158 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,664 - For how long? - Till this battery runs out. 159 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,502 I got it out of a Prius. 160 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:18,711 - 161 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,131 - CARLY: Oh, hi, Mrs. Benson. 162 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,591 - Mom, what are you still doing here? 163 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,176 I thought you left for your pottery class. 164 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,136 - I tried to but my Prius wouldn't start. 165 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,472 Anyway, I forgot. 166 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,516 This package addressed to iCarly came yesterday. 167 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:32,642 - Yesterday? 168 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,519 - I'm sorry. I meant to tell Freddie but-- 169 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,853 - Oh, just give it. 170 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,063 - Is that from the iWeb Awards? 171 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,981 - Yup. - Yeah. 172 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,650 - Come on, what country are we going to? 173 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:44,278 - Uh--Canada. 174 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,615 - Canada? 175 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,617 - Just kidding. 176 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:50,952 Tokyo, we're going to Japan. 177 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,703 - 178 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:53,746 - FREDDIE: Yeah, all right. 179 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,917 - Uh, Freddie, you can let go now. 180 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,294 - Oh, right. - Sweet. 181 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,421 You know I took a year of Japanese in college? 182 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,132 A little brush-up I'll be speaking Japanese 183 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:08,469 like a--japanesiologist. 184 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,763 - Freddie, I'm not sure I can allow this. 185 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,431 - Here we go. - Mom. 186 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,267 - It's just Japan. - Right. 187 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:16,477 Which is why I worry that-- 188 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,272 You know, the far east can be very-- 189 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,024 Oh, look, just because I can't think of anything right now 190 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,153 doesn't mean Japan isn't fraught with danger. 191 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,947 - Oh, come on, lady. 192 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,240 - It's okay. 193 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,533 I'm going with them 194 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,451 so it's not like they won't have a responsible adult 195 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,620 making sure everything goes smooth. 196 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,705 - Fire. 197 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:37,498 - 198 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,292 - My head, put it out, put it out. 199 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,793 Put it out. - Towel. 200 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,170 - Please, please, please. 201 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,504 Put it out, put it out. 202 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:56,225 So, I'll make sure everything goes smooth in Japan. 203 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,187 - Freddie, you're not going to Japan. 204 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,980 You're coming home with me to take a bath. 205 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:03,149 - But-- - CARLY: Wait. 206 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,151 Why don't you come to Japan with us? 207 00:08:05,234 --> 00:08:07,570 - Uhhhhh. - What? 208 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,405 - I don't wanna take a trip across the world 209 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:10,740 with that mess of a woman. 210 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:13,993 - Come on, Mrs. Benson, it'll be fun. 211 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,203 What's that? 212 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,706 I think I hear Tok-yo calling toki-you. 213 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,836 - Come with us to Japan. You love sushi. 214 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,422 - Oh, I suppose it would be nice 215 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:29,508 to try a California roll from where it all started. 216 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,345 - Wait, hang on. A little problem. 217 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:34,180 - What? - Three plane tickets. 218 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,765 - Good. 219 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,310 I mean, "oh, no." 220 00:08:39,393 --> 00:08:40,728 - Here, let me see. 221 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,108 Okay, great. These are first-class tickets. 222 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,860 I can just trade these for five coach seats 223 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,528 and we're all set. 224 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,947 - Oh, all right. 225 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,323 So, if we're all going to Japan, 226 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,242 there's lots of preparation to be done. 227 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,369 We'll need passports, fresh underwear, 228 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,621 a voltage converter for your night light. 229 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,207 - I don't need a night light anymore. 230 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,544 So you're sure the night light will work in Japan? 231 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,296 - We'll make sure. - Okay. 232 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,007 - Man, she's a piece of work. 233 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,343 - 234 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,594 - Oh. - Put it out. 235 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,971 Get it, get it. 236 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,555 Why does this keep happening? 237 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,059 - ♪ 238 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,185 - I know, oompe. 239 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,520 If I had a haircut like yours, 240 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,313 I would be embarrassed too. 241 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,319 - So this is Henri P'twa and his poodle puppet Oompe. 242 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,446 - HENRI: Okay, fine. Eat your puppy food. 243 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,326 - That's the comedy show we're competing against? 244 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,661 - One of them. 245 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,664 - That poodle puppet eats like a pig. 246 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,749 - My goodness, Oompe. 247 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,668 I think you eat like a little piggy. 248 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:50,589 Bad dog. 249 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:51,966 No, bad--bad dog. 250 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,302 - Uh-oh. 251 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,761 - Maybe Oompe should be neutered. 252 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,681 - 253 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,641 This is my show. 254 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:05,521 - ♪ 255 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,609 - MACHINE: Hello. Konichiwa. 256 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,777 - Konichiwa. 257 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,695 - MACHINE: Excellent. 258 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,447 - Oh, thank you. 259 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,282 - MACHINE: How are you today? 260 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:17,742 Ogenki desu ka? 261 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,785 - Ogenki--wait, what? 262 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,828 - MACHINE: I'm sorry. 263 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:25,166 - Ah. 264 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,917 - MACHINE: The pain helps you learn. 265 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,252 - But I didn't say it wrong. 266 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,212 I was asking you to repeat it? 267 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,380 - Who are you yelling at? 268 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,259 - Him, the Japanese learning wizard. 269 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,053 He teaches me Japanese phrases 270 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:38,471 and if I don't say 'em right, 271 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,889 he shocks me with this collar. 272 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,182 I hate it. 273 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,641 - So take the collar off. 274 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,934 - I can't. 275 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,354 It's magnetically locked until you get past level one. 276 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,105 - MACHINE: How are you today? 277 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,231 Ogenki desu ka? 278 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,608 - Ogen--what? - No, no, no. 279 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,736 Ah. 280 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,737 Oh. 281 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,322 - MACHINE: The pain helps you learn. 282 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,407 - The pain is melting my throat-- 283 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,621 - So what's with her? 284 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,998 - Oh, she teaches me how to speak Swedish. 285 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,333 I bought her when I bought him. 286 00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,085 - Why, 'cause she's hot? 287 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,253 - Well, not just 'cause--yes. 288 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:16,759 - ♪ 289 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,177 - Okay, so what's this other show 290 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,553 we're competing against? 291 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:23,140 - Uh, it's a Japanese web show called "Kyoko and Yuki." 292 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,517 - They're Japanese? 293 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,352 - Great, then they'll have a home court advantage. 294 00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:27,812 - Just put their web show on. 295 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,189 No one's paying you to look pretty. 296 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,358 - No one's paying me at all. 297 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,859 - Just click the thingy. 298 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,695 - Okay, "Kyoko and Yuki." 299 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,908 - Just teach me how to play this guitar. 300 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,828 - You're the worst student I've ever taught. 301 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,372 Why do you play the guitar so badly? 302 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,542 - I don't know. 303 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,212 - Well, just try. 304 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,464 - Okay. 305 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,136 - Play better. 306 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,596 - I'm trying. 307 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,729 - Okay, they're kind of funny. 308 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,897 - Definitely. 309 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,983 - Well, yeah, but you guys are funnier. 310 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,443 - Thanks. 311 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,319 We just have to come up with something totally hilarious 312 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,238 to do at the competition. 313 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:20,656 - Okay. 314 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,368 How about you and I play two kids at a birthday party 315 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,536 trying to break open a pinata? 316 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,163 - And let me guess, Freddie plays the pinata? 317 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,914 - Yes. 318 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,043 - Why does every idea you have involve hitting me with a stick? 319 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,464 - Come on, let's watch them a little more 320 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,048 as we know exactly what we're up against. 321 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,341 - Well, I'm not worried. 322 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,427 Kyoko and Yuki aren't that funny? 323 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,305 - 324 00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,557 - Oh no, a bee! 325 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:53,772 - 326 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,192 - 327 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,783 - I've seen funnier. 328 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,869 - We'll beat those guys easy. 329 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,795 - All right, they're hilarious. 330 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,672 - ♪ 331 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:27,473 - 332 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,724 - Okay, okay. 333 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,226 Turn it off. 334 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,022 All right, let's face it. 335 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,857 Kyoko and Yuki are really funny. 336 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,359 - But-- - They're really funny. 337 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,903 - So is iCarly. 338 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,530 We're gonna win that iWeb Award. 339 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,989 - Right. 340 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,658 And even if we don't win, I mean, 341 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,910 it's still an honor just to be nominated, right? 342 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,245 - Yeah, and win or lose, 343 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,829 we still get a free trip to Japan. 344 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,122 - SAM: Whoa, whoa. 345 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,874 I don't wanna hear this or-lose talk, all right. 346 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,000 - But I just meant-- 347 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,919 - Saying "or lose" is like giving up. 348 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,671 Carly, when Ms. Briggs told us 349 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,839 we couldn't pick the kids to be in the talent show, 350 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,174 did you give up? - No. 351 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,134 - And what about the time those cops were chasing me 352 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,427 and yelling at me to stop running, 353 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,596 did I give up? - No, you kept running. 354 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,225 - And, Freddie, have you ever given up your hope 355 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,851 that one day Carly might love you? 356 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,311 - No. - Well, you should. 357 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,523 Anyway, we are gonna beat Kyoko and Yuki 358 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,192 and win that iWeb Award. - You're right. 359 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,944 We just gotta come up with the funniest "iCarly" bit 360 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,028 we've ever done. 361 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,029 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 362 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,489 - Good, let's get to work. - Right. 363 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,658 - Uh, you guys start. I'm gonna go take a nap. 364 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:32,955 - ♪ 365 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,040 - MACHINE: Hello, how are you? 366 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,750 Hej hur maj du. 367 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,546 - You are one fine mamma jamma. 368 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,714 - MACHINE: I'm sorry. 369 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:51,390 - 370 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:53,934 - Yes. 371 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:54,977 Hey, Socko, 372 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,520 you talk to your buddy, the pilot? 373 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,980 No way, yeah? 374 00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,524 He can fly all of us to Japan? 375 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,776 Oh, Socko, who's better than you? 376 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,905 Okay, Ryan Seacrest is awesome but so are you. 377 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,490 Yeah, text me later. 378 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:14,705 So, you wanna come to Japan with me. 379 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,748 - MACHINE: I'm sorry. 380 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:26,592 - ♪ 381 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,593 - FREDDIE: And now, 382 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,262 "The adventures of Melanie Higgles." 383 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,890 - I'm Melanie Higgles. 384 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,601 - FREDDIE: "Space cheerleader". 385 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,812 - ♪ Oh, yeah, un-huh ♪ 386 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,773 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, un-huh ♪ 387 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:41,940 ♪ Weeee ♪ 388 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:46,737 - 389 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,405 - Melanie Higgles. 390 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,366 - ♪ Oh, yeah, un-huh ♪ 391 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:52,785 ♪ What's up?, what's up?, what's up? ♪ 392 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,454 - Come to the dark side of space cheerleading. 393 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:58,540 - No way. Get outer my space. 394 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,667 Oh, yeah. 395 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,630 - Come to the dark side. - No! 396 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,674 - Rarr. - Growl. 397 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,633 Get out. 398 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,842 - Join me. - No way. 399 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,803 - You know you want to. - You're super annoying. 400 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:11,970 - Come to the dark side. 401 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,222 - Give me an ow! - Ow. 402 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,099 - Give me an ow! - Ow. 403 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,642 - Give me an ow! - Ow. 404 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,020 - FREDDIE: And we're clear. 405 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,146 - So, what'd you think? 406 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,315 - Hilarious. It's awesome. - See? 407 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,983 - We've got our bit for the iWeb Awards. 408 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,652 - Yeah, we do. 409 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,653 So what's next? 410 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:28,987 - Well, if you guys are interested, 411 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,155 I went online and found 412 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,824 all kinds of interesting facts about Japan. 413 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,991 - Well, tell us. 414 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,952 - Like when was Japan formed? 415 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,370 - What's their economy like? 416 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,955 - How does their culture differ from ours? 417 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,123 - What are their major exports? 418 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,249 - SAM: Are they a democracy? 419 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,375 - How strong is their navy? 420 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,668 - What are the popular foods? 421 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,670 - Does Japan have universal healthcare? 422 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,756 - They don't wanna know. 423 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:53,512 - ♪ 424 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,181 - Uh, Sam, maybe you wanna come help us? 425 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,474 - No, thanks. 426 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:01,061 I wanna get my heel really smooth. 427 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,187 - CARLY: Yeah, well, 428 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,689 thanks for getting your nasty foot dust 429 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:04,648 all over our couch. 430 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,154 - My mom is a nutcase. 431 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,281 - Uh, you're just now figuring that out? 432 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,200 - Just a few more, Freddie. - No. 433 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,577 - You need to be vaccinated. 434 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,787 - But you've already given me 11 shots. 435 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,039 - Yes, you're halfway done. 436 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,040 Come here. 437 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,083 - No. 438 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,418 - Freddie, come on now. 439 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,628 - I have a spatula. 440 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,299 - Hey, we gotta be at the airport in 45 minutes. 441 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,633 - I better finish packing. 442 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,806 - What are those? Snacks? 443 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,224 - Uh-huh. 444 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:41,685 - Fat cakes? 445 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,231 - These are low-fat fat cakes. 446 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,234 - For who? The health conscious fat cake eater? 447 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,070 - Just help me pack. - Okay. 448 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,822 - Just one last shot, Freddie. 449 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,575 Come across the hall and I'll give it to you at home. 450 00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,578 - No, let's just do it here and get it over with. 451 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,539 - Um, this one doesn't go in your arm. 452 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,584 - Well, then, where does it--? 453 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,377 Oh, man. 454 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,172 - We'll meet you down in the lobby in five minutes. 455 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,423 - Hurry. 456 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,217 - FREDDIE: No, no, mom, I don't want a shot. 457 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,426 I'm gonna pass out. 458 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,179 - Okay, are we ready? - SPENCER: Oh, let's see. 459 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,764 Packed suitcases, done. 460 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,182 Turn off heat, done. 461 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,934 Keys in pocket, done. 462 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,313 Crumple list and toss casually in the trash can, yep. 463 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,689 Close enough. 464 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,359 - Do you have the plane tickets? 465 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,777 - We don't need tickets. 466 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,029 Socko says we're gonna be the only people on the plane. 467 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,948 - You got us a private jet? - No. 468 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,741 - Better? - No. 469 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:43,747 - ♪ 470 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,960 - FREIGHT: Come on. This way. Keep it coming. 471 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,254 Oh, watch where you step. 472 00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:54,758 - So, your name is Freight dog? 473 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,176 - Yeah. 474 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,303 And this is my pepperoni. 475 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,683 - Well, thanks for letting me smell it. 476 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,896 - This is your airplane? - Yeah. 477 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:13,819 - Wow, this is almost as nice as a gas station men's room. 478 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,028 - Thanks. 479 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,658 - Oh, what are all the possums for? 480 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,827 - That's my cargo on this trip. 481 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:25,998 Anything anybody wants transported overseas, I fly it. 482 00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,833 - Are the possums safe? 483 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,627 - No, ma'am. They're full of disease. 484 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,798 - Oh. - Okay, let's fly. 485 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,384 - Wait, um, where's the restroom on this plane? 486 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,469 - Oh, here you go. 487 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:46,435 If you guys fill that one up, I got more buckets in the back. 488 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,354 - Excuse me, 489 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,357 I am not going to do my business in this bucket. 490 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,692 I'm a lady. 491 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,985 - Oh, right. 492 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,364 Sorry. Here. 493 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:11,710 - ♪ 494 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,219 - That poor bucket. 495 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,472 - Yeah, you have no idea. 496 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,309 - Oh. 497 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,061 - This is insane. 498 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,479 - I know. 499 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,897 I can't believe I'm flying to Japan 500 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,233 on a cargo plane surrounded by poss-eye. 501 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,610 - Poss-eye? 502 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,236 - What is poss-eye? 503 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,947 - It's the plural of possum. 504 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,365 - No, it's not. 505 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:45,911 - One possum, many poss-eye. 506 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,246 - That's so stupid. 507 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,831 - It is not. 508 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,924 - I'm having anxiety. 509 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,969 - Okay. 510 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,975 - Are you cold? - A little bit. 511 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,102 - Maybe we should snuggle close together, 512 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,228 you know, to keep warm and-- 513 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,438 - No. - All right. 514 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,234 - Hey, look at me with a possum. 515 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,820 - CARLY: Sam, don't eat him. 516 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,614 - I'm not gonna-- 517 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,700 I'm not gonna eat him. 518 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,451 - Sam, be careful with that thing. 519 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,245 You don't know where it's been. 520 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,415 - Like we know where Sam's been. 521 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,625 - How is everybody doing? 522 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,795 - Shouldn't you be flying the plane? 523 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,797 - What do you think this rope's for? 524 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,048 See? 525 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,053 - We get it. - SPENCER: Let it go. 526 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,475 - Hey, why are you taking all these possums to Japan anyway? 527 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,310 - Oh, they're not going to Japan. 528 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,937 They're going to Korea. 529 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,982 Possi are the most popular pets there now. 530 00:21:57,065 --> 00:22:00,485 - But wait, Socko said you are taking us to Japan. 531 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,656 - No, I'm taking you over Japan. 532 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,491 - Over? - What? 533 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,327 - Here, hold my pepperoni. 534 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,872 - Oh, may I? - Yeah. 535 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,635 Welcome to Japan. 536 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:31,058 We should be over Tokyo in about five minutes. 537 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,226 That's when you jump. 538 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,523 I recommend using a parachute. 539 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,275 Who wants one? 540 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,906 Goggles, get your goggles here. 541 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:48,241 You can't go up without your goggles. 542 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,701 Here we go, ma'am. 543 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,369 Take one for yourself. 544 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,538 Here you go, son. 545 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,375 - Okay, thank you. 546 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,794 - We're parachuting into Japan? 547 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:10,013 Can someone hand me the pink bucket? 548 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:14,643 - ♪ 549 00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,730 - ♪ 550 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,275 - FREIGHT: If you guys wanna land in Tokyo, 551 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,821 you better jump in the next two minutes. 552 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,740 - I am not putting on this parachute. 553 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:33,870 I would rather go to Korea with the diseased possi. 554 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,872 - How could your friend Socko not have mentioned 555 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:39,084 that we'd have to jump out of the plane into Japan? 556 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,586 - He might have mentioned it. 557 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,423 He said Freight Dog could drop us in Japan. 558 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:49,678 I didn't realize he actually meant "drop us". 559 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,638 - We've got to get to the iWeb Awards 560 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,807 so let's just jump. 561 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,519 - Guys, there's no way my mom is jumping out of this airplane. 562 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,896 - I know how to make her jump. - No chance. 563 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,815 She's been afraid of heights ever since-- 564 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,692 OMG! 565 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,404 - I'm coming, Freddie. 566 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:11,074 Pechangaaahhh!!! 567 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:15,120 - Okay. Who's next? 568 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,830 - Ladies first. 569 00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,249 - All right. 570 00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,669 - Oh. 571 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,505 Hold my hand. 572 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:28,633 - Ready? 573 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,177 - Shouldn't we count to three first? 574 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,220 - No. Just scream. 575 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,139 - When? - Now. 576 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,975 - 577 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,727 - Good job. 578 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:51,239 - Brother, you've got to jump now. 579 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,200 - All right. 580 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:57,537 Sorry, my friend here is just a little nervous. 581 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,331 - MACHINE: Hello. Konichiwa. 582 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,541 - No, I didn't mean to turn you on. 583 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,335 - MACHINE: I'm sorry. 584 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:07,923 - 585 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,716 - Good job. 586 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,677 - ♪ 587 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,014 - CARLY: 588 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,684 Whoa. 589 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,895 - SAM: 590 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,610 That was insane. - I know. 591 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,195 - We're in Japan. - CARLY: I know. 592 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,112 - Where's the sushi bar? 593 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:36,701 - I can't get out of this psychotic parachute. 594 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,333 Stupid thing. 595 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:48,338 I can't believe we were forced to jump into Japan. 596 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:49,756 When I see Spencer, 597 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,342 I am going to tell him in no uncertain terms that-- 598 00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,010 - SPENCER: Here I come. 599 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:56,137 - Mom. 600 00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:58,890 Come on. 601 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,642 Are you all right? 602 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,727 - What happened? 603 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,437 - Are you all right? - Are you okay? 604 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,189 - Yeah. 605 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:07,274 Whoa. 606 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,902 Whoa. That was intense. 607 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,321 - Hey, you're collar broke. 608 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,614 - Oh, yeah. 609 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,408 Well, at least now I don't have to worry about-- 610 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,331 - I think Freight Dog 611 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,582 threw our luggage out of the plane. 612 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,167 - What makes you think that--? 613 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,059 - The fat cakes are okay. 614 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,231 - Hey, did anybody see my red backpack come down? 615 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:56,489 - Okay. I think that's everything. 616 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,325 - MRS. BENSON: My head. What happened? 617 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:08,877 - ♪ 618 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,516 - Finally. 619 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,143 - The front desk is right over there. 620 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,187 - SPENCER: Thank you so much. - CARLY: Thank you, officer. 621 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,897 - I don't know what we would have done 622 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,231 if you hadn't found us. 623 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,233 - Oh, you would have slowly starved in the wilderness 624 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,029 until you all perished and were eaten by wild animals. 625 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:38,573 - Right. - Well, thanks so much. 626 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,075 - 627 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,245 - He was nice. - He was weird. 628 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:45,455 - I took his handcuffs. 629 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:47,832 - I'll go check us in. 630 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,459 - Haven't you done enough? 631 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,460 - I'll do it. 632 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:51,795 - I'll go with you. 633 00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:55,465 - Hi. 634 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,466 - Hello. 635 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:57,675 Welcome to Hotel Nakamura. 636 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:58,676 May I help you? 637 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,928 - Yeah. We're checking in. 638 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,930 - Oh, honeymoon couple. 639 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,769 - No. My name is Carly Shay. 640 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,437 We have reservations through the iWeb Awards. 641 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,023 - WOMAN: Yes, let me check and see what room you are in. 642 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,567 - This is a catastrophe. You must speak with me now. 643 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,611 - Excuse me, but we were here first. 644 00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:19,030 - Fermer la bouche. 645 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,866 I was supposed to have a separate room for my poopit. 646 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,369 - Your poopit? - What's a poopit? 647 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,371 - Poopit. - Puppet? 648 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,705 - 649 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:29,124 - Okay. 650 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,877 - Look, I had a really tough day which included 651 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,754 jumping out of a cargo plane full of possums 652 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,673 and wandering in the Japanese wilderness 653 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:37,882 for seven hours, so I-- 654 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,634 - I cannot share a room wiz zees puppet. 655 00:28:39,717 --> 00:28:41,094 - Sir. - I got this. 656 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,809 - Oompe. 657 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,646 - Can I please check in? - WOMAN: Yes. 658 00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,273 The iWeb Awards have provided you 659 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,649 with a double suite. 660 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,568 I hope you find the rooms to your liking. 661 00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:57,569 - Thanks. - Thank you. 662 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:58,903 - Cool. 663 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:00,947 - Okay, we're all set. 664 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:03,658 - Awesome. - Finally. 665 00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:05,702 - Enjoy your honeymoon. 666 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,495 - Stop saying that. 667 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:13,835 - ♪ 668 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,295 - Ooh, nice. - Cool room. 669 00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:17,088 - Check it out. - This is so exciting. 670 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,466 My first pee in a foreign country. 671 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,508 - CARLY: Have fun. 672 00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:23,595 - I've got to crash. - Me, too. 673 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:25,263 - So how are we going to split up? 674 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,640 Maybe the boys in this room and us, girls, in the other one? 675 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,059 - No. 676 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,603 - Wouldn't you rather share a room 677 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:33,062 with your sweet son, Freddie? 678 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,857 - Freddie needs you. 679 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:37,650 - Guys. 680 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:40,778 - No, Freddie, they're right. 681 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,197 - Thanks a lot. 682 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,368 - Hey, where'd Spencer go? 683 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,953 - SPENCER: In here. 684 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,872 Look, they leave you 685 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,333 with these cute, little candies in the bathroom. 686 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,667 I'm loving this hotel. 687 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:58,129 You know they have 24-hour room-- 688 00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,881 It's soap. 689 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,893 - ♪ 690 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,562 - 691 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,649 - Carly, 692 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,318 someone's knocking at the door. 693 00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:24,656 - 694 00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,157 - Someone's knocking. 695 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:29,410 - I'll get it. 696 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,747 - 697 00:30:32,830 --> 00:30:34,123 - Wake up. - Aaah! 698 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,294 - Who is it? - KYOKO: Kyoko and Yuki. 699 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,045 - Kyoko and Yuki? 700 00:30:39,128 --> 00:30:40,421 - Our competition? 701 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:44,968 - Who are Kyoko and Yuki? 702 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:46,928 - The kids who star in one of the web shows 703 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:47,929 we're competing against. 704 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,264 - What are they doing here? 705 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,850 - Hi. - Hello. I'm Yuki. 706 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:57,355 - Kyoko. Welcome to Japan. - Yes. 707 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:58,940 - Thanks. Come on in. 708 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,569 - SAM: Hi. - FREDDIE: Hey. 709 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:06,114 - I'm Carly. And that's Sam and Freddie. 710 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,865 - KYOKO: Oh, of course. - YUKI: We know. 711 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,909 - We love your web show. - Hey, we love yours. 712 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:10,868 - Yeah. - Yeah. 713 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:11,995 - It's awesome. 714 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,038 Oh, and this is my brother, Spencer. 715 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,541 - Konichiwa ohgenkee deskah. 716 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:20,628 - 717 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,299 - I ate soap. 718 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,927 - We just woke up. 719 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,221 - At 3:00 in the afternoon? 720 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,390 - We slept through breakfast and lunch? 721 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,312 - Fat cake. 722 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,440 - What are you guys doing here? 723 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:43,067 - Well, we found out that you were staying at this hotel-- 724 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,111 - And we wanted to welcome you to Tokyo. 725 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:48,031 - Please accept this expensive gift basket. 726 00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:50,074 - Thanks. 727 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,161 - So, your trip here was good? 728 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,871 - Yeah. The plane ride was pretty insane. 729 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,164 - Until we had to jump out. 730 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,790 - You jumped out of your airplane? 731 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,542 - Some jumped. 732 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,461 Some were pushed. 733 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,632 - We know it sounds weird 'cause well, it was weird. 734 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,759 But we're fine. - We are. 735 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,469 Some of our luggage fell to its death. 736 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:10,678 - Drowned in a lake. 737 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,180 - I thought the soap was candy. 738 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:16,851 - Well, if some of your luggage drowned, as you say-- 739 00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:18,686 - Would you like us to take you shopping? 740 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,937 - Shopping? - Do we have time? 741 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,189 - Oh, yes. 742 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,524 The iWeb Awards do not start for five hours. 743 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,734 - Plenty of time. 744 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,277 - Freddie, Freddie, 745 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,947 look at this wonderful robes the hotel gives you. 746 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,283 Oh, hello. 747 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:37,705 Could we get a few extra towels and some unscented toilet paper? 748 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:41,709 - They don't work here, crazy. 749 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,253 - They have a web show that got nominated for an iWeb Award. 750 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:46,214 - It's a pleasure to meet you. 751 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,092 - They wanna take us shopping. 752 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,427 - Ooh, I'd like to go shopping. 753 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,389 - Oh, well, we would love for you to join us. 754 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,432 - But for the grownups, Yuki and I have arranged 755 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,227 traditional Japanese seaweed massages. 756 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:02,605 - Massages? - I could use a good rubbing. 757 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:06,150 - Here, our cousins work at the spa just down the street. 758 00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,069 You will have a wonderful massage there. 759 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,154 - Awesome. 760 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,532 - So, shall we go shopping? - Sure. 761 00:33:12,615 --> 00:33:14,659 Just give us a little time to shower and get dressed. 762 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:15,702 - Of course. 763 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,120 - Freddie, make sure you put on 764 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,830 a fresh pair of antibacterial underpants. 765 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,498 - Mom. 766 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:29,632 - ♪ 767 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,262 - So, are you nervous about the competition tonight? 768 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,930 - Sure. A little bit. 769 00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:38,057 - What? Don't you feel all confident 770 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:40,601 wearing your antibacterial underpants? 771 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,437 - At least my underwear doesn't have 772 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,648 "I heart Las Vegas" written across the butt. 773 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,024 - You looked in my suitcase. 774 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,901 - I did not look in your suitcase. 775 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:51,195 That is so-- - CARLY: Okay. 776 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,864 There's nothing wrong with wearing underwear 777 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,532 that fights bacteria. - Yeah. 778 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,576 - Or that was purchased in a casino. 779 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,619 - Yeah. 780 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,037 - You guys are hilarious. 781 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,706 - Just like on iCarly. 782 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,750 - Well, your guys' show is really funny, too. 783 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,168 - Thanks. - Thank you. 784 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:10,339 - Who brought his little junior camcorder? 785 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,677 - It happens to shoot in high def. 786 00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,137 - He told you. 787 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,057 - Yuki, weren't we supposed to turn left back there? 788 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,018 - I know where I'm going. 789 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:23,561 - But I think we passed the turn. 790 00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:24,854 - I'm driving, okay? 791 00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:26,314 - Don't be obnoxious. 792 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:37,241 - 793 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:49,003 - ♪ 794 00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,546 - And this is real seaweed? 795 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,756 - Hai. 796 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:52,840 - Wow. 797 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,510 I feel like a gigantic spicy tuna roll. 798 00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:03,935 So, you're both cousins of Kyoko and Yuki? 799 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,228 - Yes. 800 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,771 - Oh, my Freddie's very excited 801 00:35:06,854 --> 00:35:09,315 to be competing against them in the iWeb Awards. 802 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:11,400 - So is my sister. Have you ever seen iCarly? 803 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,110 - No. 804 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,779 - Well. 805 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,449 - There, you're wrapped. 806 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,617 - Cool. 807 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,743 - So now, what? 808 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,870 - Oh, we go to see a movie. 809 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,121 - A movie? 810 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,457 - And then maybe go for some Italian food. 811 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:30,169 - Perhaps some eggplant parmesan. 812 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,796 - Wait, we don't understand. 813 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,840 - You will soon. 814 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,258 - When are you gonna unwrap us? 815 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:38,219 - When the iWeb Awards are over. 816 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,513 - After Kyoko and Yuki have won. 817 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:41,472 - What? 818 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,683 - You guys are kidding, right? 819 00:35:43,766 --> 00:35:45,893 Are you kidding? 820 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,603 - I don't think they're kidding. 821 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:50,439 - We've been set up. - SPENCER: Yeah. 822 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,108 I don't think those Kyoko and Yuki kids 823 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:53,734 are as nice as they seemed. 824 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:57,113 - The children-- we have to warn them. 825 00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,698 - Relax. This is just seaweed. 826 00:35:58,781 --> 00:35:59,949 How strong can it be? 827 00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:06,414 - Fight. Fight, Spencer. 828 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,587 Spencer? 829 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,672 - Seaweed can be very strong. 830 00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:18,843 - ♪ 831 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:24,765 - 832 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,059 - Why don't you just admit that you are lost? 833 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,269 - Hey, guys? 834 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,854 - I am not lost. 835 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,023 Why must you disrespect everything I stand for? 836 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,149 - Huh? 837 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:36,319 - 838 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,237 - Kyoko. - Yuki. 839 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,531 - You guys! 840 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,576 Look, we don't even have time to shop anymore. 841 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,620 - The iWeb Awards start in two hours. 842 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,371 - So let's just head back to our hotel 843 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:48,539 so we don't miss it, okay? 844 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,416 - SAM: Yeah. We don't want that French moron 845 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,210 with the poopit to win by default. 846 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,338 - 847 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,261 - They are right. - Yes. 848 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,721 We should get you back to your hotel 849 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:06,307 so we can all make it to the iWeb Awards on time. 850 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,808 - Good. - Thank you. 851 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:25,368 - ♪ 852 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,579 - We are heading back to the hotel, right? 853 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,666 - 'cause it looks like we're in the middle of nowhere. 854 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:33,626 - Okay. We're lost. 855 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,420 - I knew it. 856 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,131 I am sorry, we spoiled your welcome to our country. 857 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:42,051 - Oh, come on. You didn't spoil our welcome. 858 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,719 - 859 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,144 - Why did we stop? 860 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,312 - We're out of gas. 861 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,482 - And now, the welcome is spoiled. 862 00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,442 - You didn't get gas? 863 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,652 - Yes, I got gas, 864 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:01,487 then we drove very far in the wrong direction, 865 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,280 and now gas is gone. 866 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,825 - And the iWeb Awards start in an hour and a half. 867 00:38:05,908 --> 00:38:07,118 - Well, ain't this sweet. 868 00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,869 The five of us are gonna miss the awards, 869 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,746 so frenchie and his poopit are gonna win 870 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,123 best comedy show on the web. 871 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,749 - Can't you guys just call your parents 872 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,042 or someone to come pick us up? 873 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,003 - We don't have cell phones with us. 874 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,838 - Okay, then I'll just call Spencer. 875 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:21,841 - Oh, your American cell phones don't work in Japan. 876 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,926 - You have ruined everything. 877 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,345 I told you when to turn, but you refused. 878 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:29,974 - What about the time you left my bicycle out on the rain? 879 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:31,934 - That was nine years ago. 880 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,602 - I'm still upset. 881 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:38,983 - 882 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:41,277 - This is bad. 883 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,820 - What are we gonna do? 884 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,488 - I'm so hungry. 885 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:48,242 - ♪ 886 00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,494 - This is impossible. 887 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:54,081 - I can't believe we're trapped by seaweed. 888 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,042 - Seaweed. - Yes. 889 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,835 - Seaweed is edible. - So? 890 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:01,172 - If I can't break my way out, maybe I can eat my way out. 891 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:09,013 It's working. 892 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,389 Try it. 893 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,017 - I can't. 894 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,686 We Bensons have short necks. 895 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,021 - Well, don't worry. 896 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,690 I'm gonna have us out of here fast. 897 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,110 - ♪ 898 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:27,656 - 899 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,286 - This is serious. Why are you laughing? 900 00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:35,164 - Something about Japanese arguing cracks me up. 901 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:49,345 - They're leaving the van. Why are they leaving the van? 902 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:50,763 - They're fighting. 903 00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,065 - Spencer? - SPENCER: What's up? 904 00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:02,900 - What are you doing? - SPENCER: I'm eating. 905 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,151 - Eat faster. 906 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,237 - SPENCER: I'm eating as fast as I can. 907 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,033 I'm out. I'm free. 908 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,368 - You're naked. 909 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,623 - What happened to our clothes? 910 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:20,209 Oh, those rotten masseuses took them. 911 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,460 Ooh, towels. 912 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,337 Don't look. - Don't worry. 913 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,387 - Okay. I'm good. 914 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,889 - All right. Now, chew me out of here. 915 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:39,520 - I can't. I'm full. 916 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,232 - Use that sword on the wall to cut me out. 917 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,110 Spencer? - What? 918 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:47,653 - Your towel fell off. 919 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,289 - Hey, hey, hey, give me your camcorder. 920 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:09,133 - Why are you recording this? 921 00:41:09,216 --> 00:41:10,342 - To put on iCarly.com. 922 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,760 Kids love violence. 923 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:18,267 - Uh-oh. Yuki's got her now. 924 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,603 - You almost kicked me in the head. 925 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,730 - We have to make this look like a real fight. 926 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:23,898 - No problem. 927 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:28,652 - Come on, Yuki. 928 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:31,238 Get up and show her what your foot tastes like. 929 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,327 - Freddie, you're a boy. 930 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:38,162 Get in there and break it up. Come on. 931 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:39,455 - I don't wanna, I'm not going-- 932 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,165 I don't wanna-- - You gotta break it up. 933 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,500 - Okay, fine. I will. 934 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,294 Guys. Guys, seriously, just break it up. This isn't-- 935 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,633 - Okay. That is definitely going on iCarly.com. 936 00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:59,016 - Okay. My towel is on. 937 00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:00,267 - Nice. Let's go. 938 00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:04,271 What's the matter? 939 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,023 - Those massage jerks locked us in here. 940 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,399 - What? No way. 941 00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,194 It's bolted from the outside. 942 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,695 - We've gotta get out of here. 943 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:15,908 - There's an air vent. 944 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:17,534 - So? 945 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,371 - SPENCER: I'm gonna climb in there, 946 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:23,540 crawl through the duct to another room 947 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,918 and get us out of here. 948 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,294 - Okay. 949 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,090 Be careful. 950 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,925 - SPENCER: Wow, it's so dark in here. 951 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,218 - You see anything? 952 00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:36,428 - SPENCER: No. It's so dark in here. 953 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,139 Wait, I see a light. 954 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,224 - Oh, good. 955 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,684 It probably leads to another room. 956 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:43,978 - SPENCER: Yeah, I'm heading toward it right now. 957 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:47,314 - What's wrong? 958 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,358 - SPENCER: Just throw up a little seaweed. 959 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:52,903 - Well, are you getting any closer to the vent? 960 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,196 - SPENCER: Yup. 961 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,782 Just a few more feet, getting closer to the light. 962 00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:58,075 There, I can touch it. 963 00:42:58,158 --> 00:42:59,368 - Good. Can you get out? 964 00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:00,786 - SPENCER: I think so. 965 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,208 Yeah. 966 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,251 Hey. 967 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,377 - Spencer? 968 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,087 - I didn't know. 969 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:10,963 - Be careful. 970 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:12,256 - I got it. 971 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,405 - Help. 972 00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:37,990 Can anybody hear us? 973 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:42,453 - Shut up. 974 00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:44,079 - Let's go. - Come on. 975 00:43:50,085 --> 00:43:52,296 - My eye look okay? - Yes. 976 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:54,840 - For real? - No. 977 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:56,467 It's all black and-- 978 00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:57,968 Eww, it's throbbing. 979 00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,053 Eww, eww, eww. 980 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,016 - All right. This fight is getting old. 981 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:12,024 That's how we do it in Seattle. 982 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:24,495 - Pardon us. 983 00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:26,246 - We had a little incident. No need to stare. 984 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,874 Arigato. 985 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,167 Oh, my God. 986 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:39,927 The pain did not help me learn. 987 00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:48,143 Hah, I'm wearing a second towel. 988 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:50,896 Arigato. 989 00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:54,608 - ♪ 990 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,448 - Thank you. 991 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,575 Thank you. 992 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:08,956 - I can't believe Kyoko and Yuki tricked us like that. 993 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:13,377 It's Freddie's backpack 994 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,963 and it smells just like his face. 995 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,341 - You know, that seaweed must be awesome for your skin. 996 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,968 Look at me, I'm glowing. 997 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,388 - The children have been kidnapped 998 00:45:24,471 --> 00:45:27,391 by evil Japanese web comedians. 999 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,518 What are we gonna do? 1000 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,228 - Seriously, I'm glowing, right? 1001 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:38,026 - ♪ 1002 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,069 - I'm really sorry 1003 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,779 Sam had to get physical of you guys. 1004 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,574 - I'm sorry, your foot had to get physical with my eye. 1005 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:45,993 - I'm sorry, 1006 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:47,828 I haven't eaten anything in four hours. 1007 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,206 - Sam? - Well, listen to my stomach. 1008 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:52,583 - I don't want to listen to-- 1009 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:54,251 Oh, my God, it sounds like Chewbacca. 1010 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:55,961 - Doesn't it? 1011 00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:58,422 - It is we who owe you an apology. 1012 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,883 - For ruining your trip to Japan. 1013 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:03,093 - And any chance for either of our web shows 1014 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:04,595 to win at the iWeb Awards. 1015 00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:06,013 - To apologize, 1016 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,016 please allow us to present you with a special gift. 1017 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:10,267 - Why a gift? 1018 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:12,478 - It's a Japanese tradition to give someone a gift 1019 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,188 after you caused them trouble. 1020 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:16,648 - That's so nice. Where is it? 1021 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,025 - It is in our van. 1022 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,819 - Yes. We will both go get your gift-- 1023 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,655 - While the three of you stand there. 1024 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,449 - You guys don't have to give us anything. 1025 00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,576 - Don't disrespect their traditions. 1026 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,453 Is it expensive? 1027 00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,580 - It is very special. 1028 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:33,290 - Just stay right there. 1029 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:35,209 - And we'll be right back. 1030 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,216 - Hey, I thought the van ran out of gas. 1031 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,263 - I don't think we're getting a gift. 1032 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:52,142 - Maybe they're driving somewhere to get it. 1033 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:53,936 - No. 1034 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,938 They did all this on purpose so they can ditch us 1035 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:58,232 and then go win the iWeb Award. 1036 00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,359 - So they're definitely not giving us a present? 1037 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:01,944 - No. 1038 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,916 - ♪ 1039 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:18,001 - SAM: I feel like we've been walking for nine years. 1040 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,920 - I can't believe I got a black eye. 1041 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:21,463 Ah, it's still throbbing. 1042 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:24,007 - Yeah, yeah, so is my head from all your yappin'. 1043 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,386 - How long till the iWeb Awards start? 1044 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:28,762 - Less than half an hour. 1045 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,347 - There's no way we're gonna make it. 1046 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,515 Not possible. Zero chance. 1047 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,058 - Hey, that's the spirit. 1048 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,602 - I'm just being realistic. 1049 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,229 - Look, I'm sure Spencer and Freddie's mom 1050 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:40,148 are doing everything they can to find us. 1051 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,984 And anyway, aren't you the one who gave us 1052 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,027 the only-losers-give-up speech? 1053 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:46,697 - I don't know. I don't listen to the things I say. 1054 00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:48,448 - Well, you did. And you were right. 1055 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,825 So let's not give up now. 1056 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,368 - Well, what are we supposed to do? 1057 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:52,536 - I don't know, 1058 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:54,288 but it's not helping for you guys keep talking 1059 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,789 about how hungry and miserable you are. 1060 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:57,708 We all know that your eye is black and throbbing 1061 00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,376 and we all know you're starving. 1062 00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:01,628 So let's forget that stuff and try to think positively, 1063 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,130 all right? 1064 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:05,340 Maybe Spencer and Freddie's mom will find us in time, 1065 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:10,053 and maybe they'll bring eye ointment and cheeseburgers. 1066 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,055 I just think if we try and keep a positive attitude, 1067 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,808 then maybe we'll-- - 1068 00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,403 - I'm depressed. 1069 00:48:26,486 --> 00:48:32,576 - ♪ 1070 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:33,910 - Excuse me, we have an emergency. 1071 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:35,621 - Excuse moi, I am in the middle-- 1072 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,164 - I don't have time to talk to you. 1073 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,166 - You don't have time to talk to me? 1074 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:41,960 - 1075 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:45,047 - Why am I arguing with a poodle with a mustache? 1076 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:47,507 Here. He's yours if you run away. 1077 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:49,885 - Oompe. 1078 00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:51,845 Oompe, come back. Oompe? 1079 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,932 - Listen, my little sister and her two friends 1080 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:57,684 were kidnapped by evil Japanese web comedians 1081 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:58,935 and we don't know where they are. 1082 00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,437 So if you can call the police-- 1083 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,605 - Oh, my god. - What? 1084 00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:02,939 - The chip. In all this confusion, 1085 00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,066 I completely forgot about the chip. 1086 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:06,109 - Chip? - What chip? 1087 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,944 - As soon as Freddie was old enough to toddle, 1088 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:09,738 I had a locator chip put in his head 1089 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,948 by a questionable doctor in Venezuela. 1090 00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:14,743 - You chipped Freddie? 1091 00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:17,245 - Oh, I chipped him because I love him. 1092 00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:19,373 - You mean a locator chip, like a GPS kind of thing? 1093 00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,999 - Yes, but you can never tell him. 1094 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,751 - I won't. Just how do we find him? 1095 00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:24,503 - With this. 1096 00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:26,129 - GPS: Welcome to global net. 1097 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:29,841 Please stand by while we locate Benson, Fredward. 1098 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:32,177 - That is insane. - Shhh. 1099 00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,471 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1100 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:35,764 - Come on. - Come on. 1101 00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:38,975 - Come on. - Come on, come on, come on. 1102 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:41,061 - Oh, it's blinking. - Blinking. 1103 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:46,817 - You guys hear that? 1104 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,318 - No. - Hear what? 1105 00:49:51,029 --> 00:49:53,657 - GPS: Benson, Fredward located, 1106 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:56,076 12.7 miles northeast. 1107 00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:57,411 - Got him. - Uh-huh. 1108 00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:59,663 - Don't worry, Freddie, mama's coming. 1109 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:02,332 - Spencer's also coming. 1110 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:07,212 - ♪ 1111 00:50:07,295 --> 00:50:09,506 - All right. What is going on? 1112 00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:11,383 - What do you mean? - What's the problem? 1113 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,676 - I don't know. 1114 00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:15,512 It's like I can just barely hear this thing beeping, 1115 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:16,847 like in the back of my head. 1116 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,014 It's so weird. 1117 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,433 - You're so weird. 1118 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:21,601 - We're all weird, let's keep walking. 1119 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:26,356 - ♪ 1120 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,900 - MRS. BENSON: Come on, come on, come on 1121 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:33,029 - GPS: Benson, Fredward is 2.3 miles due east. 1122 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,198 - All right. We're getting closer. 1123 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,659 - I'm so glad I had that GPS chip 1124 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:39,369 installed in Freddie's head. 1125 00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:45,751 - Driver, I'm very uncomfortable back here. 1126 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,253 Is there any way we can open the sunroof? 1127 00:50:48,336 --> 00:50:51,298 - Yeah. Sometimes, it opens if you push very hard. 1128 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,508 - Oh, okay. 1129 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:57,053 Watch your heads. Okay. 1130 00:50:57,137 --> 00:50:59,139 Come on, ya little sunroof. 1131 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:02,100 I need to unbend my spine. 1132 00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:07,189 There you go. Oh. Okay. 1133 00:51:07,272 --> 00:51:08,857 Oh. 1134 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:12,235 Oh. 1135 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,906 Hey, cool. 1136 00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:18,450 We're in a tunnel. 1137 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:19,826 Echo. 1138 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,745 - 1139 00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:24,414 - Oh, no. No. 1140 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,582 - What? 1141 00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,459 - I lost Freddie's signal. 1142 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:29,377 - Probably because we're in a tunnel. 1143 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:32,672 - GPS: Unable to locate Benson, Fredward. 1144 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:33,840 - Here. 1145 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,009 See if you can get a signal out there. 1146 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:37,761 - Oh. - Sorry. 1147 00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:41,556 - GPS: Connecting to satellite, 1148 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,017 locating Benson, Fredward. 1149 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,477 - SPENCER: I got the signal. 1150 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,312 No worries. 1151 00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:55,612 - ♪ 1152 00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:57,989 - I still don't see why we have to carry Sam. 1153 00:51:58,073 --> 00:51:59,699 - Yeah. Why are we carrying you? 1154 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,493 - We're taking turns. 1155 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:03,245 If we ever get lost in Japan again, 1156 00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:04,788 I'm gonna carry you guys. 1157 00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,373 - CARLY: Yeah. 1158 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:12,212 - ♪ 1159 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,588 - Mr. Wilkins? - Yes, Rolph. 1160 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:16,049 - The iWeb chairman and his family in the VIP room, 1161 00:52:16,132 --> 00:52:17,384 all taken care off. 1162 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:18,426 - Excellent. 1163 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:20,470 And were you able to get me a hotdog? 1164 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,596 - Oh, yes, sir. 1165 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,517 - Wonderful. 1166 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,062 Have all the nominees checked in? 1167 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:31,481 - Almost. 1168 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:32,983 One of the teams in the comedy category 1169 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,110 hasn't shown up yet, iCarly. 1170 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,029 - Strange. Bite? 1171 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,781 - No. Thank you. 1172 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:42,284 - ♪ 1173 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:45,203 - I can't believe you dropped my GPS unit. 1174 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,456 - The cab hit a bump and it blew out of my hands. 1175 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,709 - Well, you should have gripped it more firmly. 1176 00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:54,045 - I'm just a person. 1177 00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:56,673 - Well, now, how are we gonna find the children? 1178 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:58,341 - I don't know. 1179 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,677 Maybe we should pull over and ask those muddy hobos 1180 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,637 if they've seen them. 1181 00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:06,182 - Driver, pull over next to those muddy hobos? 1182 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,059 - What's a hobos? 1183 00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:09,185 - Wait. 1184 00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:10,645 Those aren't hobos. 1185 00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:12,731 Those are the children. 1186 00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:15,525 - Hey. You guys. Carly. 1187 00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:17,152 - Spencer! 1188 00:53:22,824 --> 00:53:23,867 - CARLY: Are you okay? 1189 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:25,201 - I'm okay. We're okay. 1190 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,912 I was so worried about you. 1191 00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:28,163 - Oh, Freddie. - Mom. 1192 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,081 - 1193 00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,249 - Freddie, you are all muddy. 1194 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,085 - 1195 00:53:34,169 --> 00:53:36,379 - Freddie. - Mom, mom, please stop. 1196 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,089 No, no. It's okay. Mom. 1197 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:41,009 - Hey. Hey. 1198 00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,637 Heeeeeyyyy! 1199 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,472 Did anyone bring food? 1200 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:49,643 - Mom, mom, I don't think baby wipes are gonna do it. 1201 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:50,810 - Oh, all right. 1202 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,896 I'll sterilize you later. 1203 00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:54,147 - How did you find us? 1204 00:53:54,230 --> 00:53:56,024 - Oh, Mrs. Benson had a chip. - Ah? 1205 00:53:56,107 --> 00:53:58,735 - Chippewa. 1206 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:03,156 She had a Chippewa Indian show us the way. 1207 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,702 - Is that a black eye? - Yeah. 1208 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:08,954 But I'm fine, it's okay. 1209 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,246 - MRS. BENSON: Oh, Fredward. 1210 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,289 - Oh, mom. Man-handling me. 1211 00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:12,248 Stop. I can't breathe. 1212 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:13,625 - The iWeb Awards. - Huh? 1213 00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,710 - Freddie, Freddie, how long till the iWeb Awards start? 1214 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:18,588 - Uh, about five minutes. 1215 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:19,839 - Oh, man. 1216 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,257 - But the comedy shows go last. 1217 00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,968 - Well, come on. Let's try and make it. 1218 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:30,100 - 1219 00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:31,851 - We got to go. We got to go. 1220 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:41,945 - 1221 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:43,071 - Okay. Everyone in? 1222 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,197 - Not really. 1223 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,532 - Seatbelts on. 1224 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,417 - Oh. Wait. Wait. Wait. 1225 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,628 No, no. Stop, stop. 1226 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:02,424 - CARLY: Spencer? 1227 00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,971 Spencer? Why are you on the ground? 1228 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:09,222 - Well, I'm just being lazy. 1229 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:10,765 - Well, come on-- 1230 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:12,267 - I'm going. I'm trying. 1231 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:14,185 - Okay. Get the thing. 1232 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,562 - I'm getting the thing. I'm getting thing. 1233 00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:17,439 Go, go, go. We're gonna be late. 1234 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:23,153 - ♪ 1235 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:24,487 - MAN: Five seconds till the show. 1236 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,448 - WOMAN: Ready camera one. - WOMAN #2: First shot up. 1237 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:27,907 - And we're live. - Go one. 1238 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:32,495 - HOST: Welcome to the international iWeb Awards 1239 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:36,332 coming to you live from Tokyo, Japan. 1240 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:37,667 The international web commission-- 1241 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:39,586 - Here we go. 1242 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:46,217 - HOST: Now, please welcome your host, Victor Price. 1243 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:49,304 - Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. 1244 00:55:49,387 --> 00:55:53,516 Settle down. Settle down now. 1245 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,601 Settle. 1246 00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:58,271 You know, there are so many reasons 1247 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,190 why I'm standing here on this stage, 1248 00:56:00,273 --> 00:56:02,317 coming to you live from Tokyo, Japan, 1249 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,195 hosting the iWeb Awards. 1250 00:56:05,278 --> 00:56:07,113 The main reason-- 1251 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,283 Well, the Oscars, they didn't want me, so. 1252 00:56:10,366 --> 00:56:12,494 No, no. I'm kidding. 1253 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:15,330 This is actually a huge honor for me. 1254 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,377 - CARLY: Hi. Wait. 1255 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:22,587 We're iCarly. - From America. 1256 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:24,380 - As in the United States of. 1257 00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,383 We're supposed to be competing in the iWeb Awards competition. 1258 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:28,676 - It's not our fault we're late. 1259 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,095 - You can blame Kyoko and Yuki. 1260 00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:31,262 - They kidnapped us. 1261 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:32,847 - Then ditched us in the middle of nowhere. 1262 00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:35,058 - With no snacks. - Or a proper restroom. 1263 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:42,190 I wasn't speaking Spanish. 1264 00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:43,399 - Come on, let's just go-- 1265 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:46,861 - 1266 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:50,490 - CARLY: We are performers. - We're nominees. 1267 00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:52,117 - One of the teams we're competing against 1268 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,743 tried to cheat by getting rid of us. 1269 00:56:57,580 --> 00:57:00,166 - What? - It's nobody's birthday. 1270 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,709 You're so random. 1271 00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:05,713 - WOMAN: Ready, one. Go one. 1272 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:08,716 - We have a little something special for you. 1273 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,801 Are you ready? 1274 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:12,387 - 1275 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,389 - VICTOR: Okay. Okay. 1276 00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:16,724 All the way from America. 1277 00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:19,686 Here they are, Good Charlotte. 1278 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:33,408 - ♪ 1279 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:35,785 - Don't you have tickets or passes or something? 1280 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:37,453 - Yeah. They were on our suitcase 1281 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,414 that Freight Dog dropped into the lake. 1282 00:57:39,497 --> 00:57:41,374 - Here. Let me talk to the guy. 1283 00:57:49,507 --> 00:57:54,137 Oh. Okay, maybe I didn't say that quite right. 1284 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,222 - 1285 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,515 - Did you understand any of that? 1286 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:58,808 - Ah, I'm not sure, 1287 00:57:58,892 --> 00:58:01,394 but I think he called us dirty street monsters. 1288 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:09,027 - ♪ If I said these simple words ♪ 1289 00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:13,031 ♪ I'll wait, I'll wait ♪ 1290 00:58:13,114 --> 00:58:16,159 ♪ As long as you want ♪ 1291 00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:19,954 ♪ Where would we be now, baby ♪ 1292 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:23,708 ♪ 1293 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:27,754 ♪ Where would we be now, baby ♪ 1294 00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:31,341 ♪ If we found each other first ♪ 1295 00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,092 ♪ What would you do now? ♪ 1296 00:58:35,094 --> 00:58:37,972 - Look, we're missing the show. We need to go inside. 1297 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:46,022 - Okay. When I say "now", everybody scream and run inside. 1298 00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,315 He can't stop all of us. 1299 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,150 - I don't think that's a good-- - Now. 1300 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:56,824 - - 1301 00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:06,584 - 1302 00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:19,931 - 1303 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:25,311 - All right! 1304 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,854 Just forget it. 1305 00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:33,903 That is fake hair! 1306 00:59:33,987 --> 00:59:36,906 - 1307 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:40,243 - 1308 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:45,248 - 1309 00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:47,667 What did I say? 1310 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:51,212 - HOST: Next up are the nominees for the best cooking show. 1311 00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:52,922 - I can't believe they won't let us in. 1312 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,425 - We came this close and now we finally got here 1313 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,343 and we're still gonna lose by default. 1314 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,345 - So now, what? - I don't know. 1315 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:02,682 - Why don't we all go back to the hotel and pack up? 1316 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:05,476 - No. Do you not get that iCarly 1317 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,938 is really important to me and to them? 1318 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:12,859 This was a big deal for us. 1319 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,986 - Whatever. Let's just get out of here. 1320 01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:17,780 - No. 1321 01:00:17,864 --> 01:00:20,450 I'm going back over to those security guards. 1322 01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:22,035 - But they don't speak English. 1323 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:23,619 - I'm going to distract them. 1324 01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:27,248 When I do, you all run inside that door. 1325 01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:41,929 - 1326 01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:43,556 - Now, come on. Let's go. 1327 01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:48,061 Go, go, go, go, go. 1328 01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:51,689 - MRS: BENSON: Pechangaaahhh! 1329 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,652 - Hey, that's enough shaking. 1330 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:59,405 The onions are ready for action. 1331 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:02,658 - Has the American comedy show team arrived yet, 1332 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,660 iCarly? 1333 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:05,495 - No, sir. 1334 01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:06,871 They haven't checked in. 1335 01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:08,539 - Shame. 1336 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:11,292 Well, go on and mark them as a forfeit. 1337 01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:12,460 Let them know in the booth. 1338 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,670 - Yes, sir. Control booth. 1339 01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:16,547 We have a change in the lineup. 1340 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,019 - See anyone? 1341 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,354 - All clear. - Let's go. 1342 01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:33,314 - Come on. 1343 01:01:36,734 --> 01:01:37,944 - Hi. 1344 01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:39,445 I see you found your hair. 1345 01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:44,367 - Oompe, you cannot be in love with a pussycat. 1346 01:01:44,450 --> 01:01:46,744 You come from different worlds. 1347 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:51,582 - Ow. 1348 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,458 - Okay. 1349 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,043 - FREDDIE: Mom. - Freddie. 1350 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,336 - Pushy. 1351 01:01:58,172 --> 01:02:04,262 - 1352 01:02:04,345 --> 01:02:06,514 -None of us speak Japanese. 1353 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:09,600 - 1354 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,769 - Oh, good. He's got a Japanese-English dictionary. 1355 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:13,146 - Okay. He's looking up something. 1356 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:14,480 - SPENCER: This is progress. 1357 01:02:16,190 --> 01:02:17,358 - He's gonna say something. 1358 01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:20,486 - Hello. 1359 01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:24,407 - Hello. 1360 01:02:24,490 --> 01:02:25,741 - Thank you. 1361 01:02:25,825 --> 01:02:28,077 We thank you. Viva la France. 1362 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,333 - Okay. 1363 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,919 We're gonna have to skip the web show from America, iCarly, 1364 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:39,088 because they were not able to make it here tonight. 1365 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:41,757 So, up next for best comedy, 1366 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,593 please welcome a hometown favorite 1367 01:02:43,676 --> 01:02:45,761 from right here in Tokyo, 1368 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,264 Kyoko and Yuki. 1369 01:02:48,347 --> 01:02:55,605 - ♪ 1370 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,445 - Look. - SAM: Oh, great. 1371 01:03:02,528 --> 01:03:03,821 We were supposed to go on before them. 1372 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,198 - Those are the Internet delinquents 1373 01:03:05,281 --> 01:03:07,283 who tricked these children and us. 1374 01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:10,536 - We were seaweeded to massage tables. 1375 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:15,082 - We are supposed to be out there. 1376 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,001 - Lasagna. 1377 01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,387 - 1378 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:29,597 - Kyoko and Yuki cheated. 1379 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,557 - That's how I got this black eye. 1380 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,267 - These kids are nominees. 1381 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,811 - Why does your soap look like candy? 1382 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:40,233 - 1383 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:41,192 - 1384 01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:48,658 - I have-- 1385 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:51,494 a-- 1386 01:03:51,577 --> 01:03:53,162 bladder infection. 1387 01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:57,375 - Can't you guys go get someone that speaks English? 1388 01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:01,295 - 1389 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:03,923 - Forget it, these donut holes can't understand anything. 1390 01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:15,851 - We have to communicate with these guys. 1391 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:17,478 - We can't. - We can't with words. 1392 01:04:17,562 --> 01:04:18,938 - Huh? - Let's act it out for them. 1393 01:04:19,021 --> 01:04:20,314 - Act what out? 1394 01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,733 - Everything that's happened to us since we got to Japan. 1395 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:24,777 - Do it. 1396 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:27,446 - Okay. You wanna know what happened? 1397 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,489 Here's what happened. 1398 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:31,993 We do a comedy show on the web. 1399 01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:35,705 - You know, a show on the Internet. 1400 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:37,957 - 1401 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,501 - A comedy. Like-- 1402 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:43,504 - 1403 01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,637 - See, comedy? 1404 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:57,351 - You are eating too fast. - You are eating too slow. 1405 01:04:57,435 --> 01:05:02,607 - 1406 01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:16,370 - And then, all five of us got on a horrible airplane. 1407 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:19,332 - Airplane. - Airplane. 1408 01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:31,052 - And the plane was filled with poss-eye. 1409 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,637 - Many possums. 1410 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,221 - Possum. - Possum. 1411 01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:38,601 - Possum. - SAM: Possum. 1412 01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:40,186 - Possum. - Possum. 1413 01:05:40,269 --> 01:05:41,187 - Possum. - Possum. 1414 01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:42,438 - Possum. - Possum. 1415 01:05:42,521 --> 01:05:44,523 - CARLY: So Freight Dog said 1416 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,651 that we had to jump out of the plane. 1417 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:47,777 - Jump. - Jump. 1418 01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:48,944 - Jump. - Jump. 1419 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:52,573 - Jump. - Jump. Jump. Jump. 1420 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:54,116 - SAM: Yes. Yes. 1421 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,619 - CARLY: We had to jump out of the plane. 1422 01:05:56,702 --> 01:05:57,912 - OFFICER: Jump. 1423 01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:02,124 - We lost the graphics. 1424 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,709 - No video feeds to the big screen. 1425 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,211 - Try to fix it. Camera four. 1426 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:06,295 - MAN: Four up. 1427 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:08,839 - Jump. 1428 01:06:11,717 --> 01:06:19,225 - 1429 01:06:25,147 --> 01:06:25,898 - What's going on? 1430 01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:26,982 - MAN: Who are those girls? 1431 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:28,818 - Kill the big screen. - I can't. 1432 01:06:28,901 --> 01:06:30,736 I don't know where the video feed is coming from. 1433 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,489 - CARLY: And with his parachute. - OFFICER: A parachute. 1434 01:06:33,572 --> 01:06:35,825 - CARLY: His feet hit Freddie's mom 1435 01:06:35,908 --> 01:06:38,703 in the head, knocked her down. 1436 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,287 - SAM: Kind of like this. 1437 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:50,256 - Wait, those are the girls from iCarly. 1438 01:06:51,924 --> 01:06:55,469 - Isn't that the stupid security guard from outside? 1439 01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:57,555 - Go find out where they are. - Right. 1440 01:06:57,638 --> 01:06:59,807 - And when we were checking into our hotel, 1441 01:06:59,890 --> 01:07:03,018 this French guy-- - Who is also a nominee-- 1442 01:07:03,102 --> 01:07:05,354 - Kept butting in with his stupid puppet. 1443 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:07,148 - CARLY: And he was all-- - Stupid? 1444 01:07:07,231 --> 01:07:08,357 - --"this is my poopit." 1445 01:07:08,441 --> 01:07:09,692 - "Look at my beautiful poopit." 1446 01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:11,527 - "I need a separate room for my poopit." 1447 01:07:11,610 --> 01:07:13,195 - Puppet. - Puppet. 1448 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,989 - Puppet. - Puppet. 1449 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,580 - This isn't fair. 1450 01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:24,081 - iCarly forfeited. 1451 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:26,542 - These girls are a crack-up. 1452 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,043 - 1453 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,171 - Oh, go eat your lengthy corn. 1454 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:34,633 - Hey, I found where the signal's coming from. 1455 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,051 Should I shut it down? 1456 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:38,888 - No way. The audience loves them. 1457 01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:41,807 - And we thought Kyoko and Yuki were fighting for real. 1458 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:44,310 - So Sam broke up the fight by flipping them. 1459 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:45,728 Sam? 1460 01:07:55,863 --> 01:07:58,491 - 1461 01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:01,368 - The video feed's coming from the utility room 1462 01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:03,370 by the control booth. 1463 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:05,748 - Be back in a flash. 1464 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:07,458 - And while we were with Kyoko and Yuki, 1465 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:08,959 my brother-- - SAM: And this lady. 1466 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:10,753 - --they couldn't help us 'cause they were getting 1467 01:08:10,836 --> 01:08:12,505 massages from Kyoko and Yuki's cousin. 1468 01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:15,257 - Massage? - Massages. 1469 01:08:15,341 --> 01:08:17,218 - Massage? Massage. 1470 01:08:19,553 --> 01:08:20,513 - Massages. 1471 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,641 - See? Massages. 1472 01:08:23,724 --> 01:08:25,267 - OFFICER: 1473 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:26,435 Massages. 1474 01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:34,610 - And the next thing we knew, Kyoko and Yuki 1475 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:36,362 jumped in their van and ditched us. 1476 01:08:39,865 --> 01:08:42,284 - Which made us very sad. 1477 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:50,793 - There you are. 1478 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:52,294 - CARLY: Yes, finally. 1479 01:08:54,338 --> 01:08:56,131 - Hey, it's the iWeb guy from the v-mail. 1480 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:58,509 - And he speaks English. - Sweet English. 1481 01:08:58,592 --> 01:08:59,844 - Indeed. 1482 01:09:08,727 --> 01:09:09,895 Get him some cranberry juice. 1483 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,064 iCarly people, come with me. 1484 01:09:15,776 --> 01:09:20,739 - 1485 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,741 - And even though that wasn't exactly 1486 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,660 how we planned for the show to go tonight, 1487 01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:27,162 we are very glad to have the performers-- 1488 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,502 - Wow. Good crowd. 1489 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,470 Wait. So when do we perform? 1490 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:47,057 And why was that funny? 1491 01:09:48,809 --> 01:09:50,644 - You've already won. 1492 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,146 - Huh? - What do you mean? 1493 01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:56,192 - The winners of the iWeb Award for best web comedy show, 1494 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,569 iCarly. 1495 01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:00,529 - ♪ 1496 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,031 - Oh, my God. 1497 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,079 But how did we win? 1498 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,539 - They didn't even see us perform. 1499 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,749 - Yeah, they did. - How? 1500 01:10:11,832 --> 01:10:13,584 - A little Freddie techno magic. 1501 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:20,591 - Oh, my God. 1502 01:10:20,674 --> 01:10:22,384 - Yes. - Go, Freddie. 1503 01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:26,513 - 1504 01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:40,194 - We didn't do anything. - You can't do this to us. 1505 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,112 - iCarly forfeited. - KYOKO: We are in the show. 1506 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,156 - YUKI: We are performers. What are you doing? 1507 01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:47,034 What are you doing to us? - KYOKO: No, no. 1508 01:10:47,117 --> 01:10:49,328 - You stupid poopit. 1509 01:10:57,711 --> 01:11:00,005 - 1510 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,549 - MRS. BENSON: Oh, I feel seasick. 1511 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:05,219 - CARLY: This is horrible. - FREDDIE: No kidding. 1512 01:11:05,302 --> 01:11:07,388 - SPENCER: You guys didn't wanna go back on Freight Dog's plane 1513 01:11:07,471 --> 01:11:08,931 and this was the best transportation 1514 01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:10,265 Socko could get us. 1515 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,018 - CARLY: Well, Socko should stick to making socks. 1516 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,312 - SAM: Do we have any food on this boat? 1517 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:17,022 - SPENCER: Oh, wait, I've got a whole bag 1518 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,107 of Japanese candy. 1519 01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:20,317 - CARLY: Awesome. - SAM: Finally. 1520 01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:23,112 - KIDS: 1521 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:25,447 - CARLY: This is soap. - SPENCER: Oh, yeah. 1522 01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:35,207 - ♪ 1523 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:37,668 - I love iCarly. 1524 01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:41,005 This cake is for you. 1525 01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:46,135 It says: "iCarly, Carly, Sam, and Freddie" 1526 01:11:46,218 --> 01:11:48,637 and then it says: "You-- 1527 01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:53,809 Oh. "Rock". 1528 01:11:56,186 --> 01:11:57,813 - Peace out. 1529 01:11:57,896 --> 01:11:59,314 Bye. 1530 01:11:59,398 --> 01:12:00,899 - ♪ 1531 01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:05,654 - ♪ 103871