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Good morning.
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Oh fuck!
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I got 3 hours of sleep.
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You're exhausting me.
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Is it Gauguin?
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- Sendak.
- Sendak!
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It's the alarm clock.
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I have to go to work.
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You're the boss.
You could be late.
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Oh fuck...
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I think I could fall in love with you.
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Did you say something?
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Nothing.
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- You wanna be inside me?
- Yes.
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Please, please...
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I'm really gonna miss you, Sounder.
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I'm very, very sorry
that I used you.
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I do care about you, Sounder.
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I hope that
you're in a much better place now.
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Goodbye, Sounder.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Hey.
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- I like gardening. Did you read it?
- Yeah.
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- Listen...
- It's not so bad, right? I mean,
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Alice overreacted
to the first installment, but,
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- I mean, this one's not that bad, right?
- I don't know, Jenny.
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I mean, there's some stuff about Bette
in here that's pretty harsh.
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I don't have a character named Bette.
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Okay. "Bev".
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Whatever. I just...
I don't think you should send it.
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Bette, of all people,
understands how artists create.
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Bette's not stupid.
She understands the difference between
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reality and fiction.
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But everybody knows
who your characters are based on.
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And it's not right
to expose your friends like this.
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Why don't you go back to your studio
and lift some weights?
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I mean, I don't think
you understand my story.
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Whatever.
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Everything is an art to you, right?
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Everything is desire.
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- Well, desire can't be everything.
- No?
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No. There are responsibilities.
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Wait, I, I,
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- I have to get to work.
- Oh no.
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No, I do. I have to get to work.
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It's the phone.
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Hello?
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Phyllis?
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Are you okay? Where are you?
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I'm at home.
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I didn't go to Chicago
for a convention.
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I just, I don't...
I don't know what to do.
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I can't seem to pull myself together.
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Here's what you do.
I want you go
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back into the office.
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It's not good for you
to be at home alone.
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Alright? You need to get out of bed.
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Phyllis,
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just stay where you are.
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We're coming over.
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Hi...
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Yeah, that was Jodi Lerner.
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Yeah, she came over early this morning.
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Actually she came over last night and
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we spent the night together.
We've been seing each other.
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Yes, she's a lesbian.
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Yeah, it's all gonna be okay, Phyllis.
We'll be right there.
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Okay, bye.
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You are bad. You are bad.
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- "There is a god" by The Staple Singers -
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Helena, we've all been whores
at one time or another.
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You gotta do what you gotta do.
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Everyone's done things for money
they're not proud of.
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It doesn't make you a whore.
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Yeah, but she's not gonna sleep with this woman
just to pay off a gambling debt.
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Are you?
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What else am I gonna do, Alice?
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I'm
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gonna be a whore.
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Hang on a sec, Helena.
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Didn't you say
that she was really beautiful?
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- Oh, she's stunning.
- Really?
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Does that make any difference,
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if I'm fucking a beautiful woman for money?
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I don't think so.
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Yeah. Yeah, it helps.
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I'd like to say that I was
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fucking showing off my underwear
for the whole world to see,
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and that felt pretty whorish.
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You see, Helena?
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Everyone is a whore in their life
at one time or another.
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Princess of Darkness has spoken.
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We've all been there one way or another.
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Once I gave a blow job to a horn player.
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So I could get a line of cocaine!
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And afterwards, how did you feel?
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High. I was a high ho.
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It's one moment in your life, alright?
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It's not going to define
who you are.
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Hey, next time you and me
should go to the Planet for breakfeast.
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Why?
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Why? 'Cause it's good food
and there's new people.
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You need to get the fuck outta Long Beach,
Tash.
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Explore some new portals and shit.
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Portals? Isn't that Alice's thing?
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- You know I'm not into all that, Papi.
- Yeah, but like,
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seeing new things, experiencing new things,
that's a good attitude towards life.
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Maybe. That whole dipping in thing
isn't for me, man.
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Picking up chicks of every culture,
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just so you can say
you had one of everything?
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I don't wanna be
some chick's black girl experience.
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But that's not
what Alice's doing with you, man.
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- You don't know that.
- Well, yeah,
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there was the thing
with the professor lady
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and for sure
that's why she went for it with me.
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But the way she looked at you
the other night...
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What do you mean
she went for it with you?
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- When we first met.
- You didn't tell me you was dealing with her.
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- Oh my god! It really didn't mean anything.
- Yeah, but it means something to me!
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What? You think I want
your sluppy seconds?
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It's not even like that, man.
You know me.
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Yeah, I know you,
but you're a player, right?
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That shit is so old, Papi.
Grow up, man.
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And take this shit.
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You know what?
We just got different values.
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Different codes of conduct.
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It is what it is, man.
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I could see how you used to be a girl.
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Your hips are kinda big.
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- What do you do with your breast?
- Do you have a penis?
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Max!
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Can I just say
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that I think what you did for Megan
was totally righteous.
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I've got a lot of respect
for you too.
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Thanks, man.
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My brother is gay too.
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I'm cool with it.
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- "Glad about you" by Linda Ballintine -
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Shit! Tails...
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2 out 3. I'll try 2 out 3.
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There really has to be a better way
of making this decision.
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- I don't know what to do.
- Give me the coin.
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No.
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Give me the coin.
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Thank you.
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It's crashing again.
I'm going fucking nuts, you guys.
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Apparently what happened is
some of the boys were teasing them
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so Shay punched Iving in the stomach.
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You did that?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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Mike Cutler said we were gay
'cause...
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You're gay 'cause...?
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'Cause our moms are lezzies.
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He said his mom
saw you and Mrs Sobel.
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His mom saw us what?
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Jared...
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She said she saw you and Miss McCutcheon
lazing out together.
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- That's when I punched him.
- Good for you, Shay.
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Miss Sobel, I don't think it's a good idea
to encourage violence.
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Mr Peterson, when parents give
their children the message
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that it's okay to persecute others,
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I for one don't disagree
with the way our kids handled it.
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My mom is not gay.
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That doesn't make it okay that
they said those things.
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Are you gay?
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Yeah, I am.
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Boys, do you think I could just ask you to
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stand outside in the hall,
just, just for a minute?
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You know,
I think there's a way to solve this.
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We'll just get the boys to apologize.
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I mean, tomorrow,
they're gonna be back playing together.
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- And it's all gonna be forgotten.
- Yeah, I'm gonna
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- talk to Shay.
- No, no, no.
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I think that the other boys
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should apologize to Shay and Jared.
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And then to the whole school.
You have to let these kids know
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that you will not tolerate the use
of the word "gay" as an insult.
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I think the boys were just repeating
what they hear at home.
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Well then maybe it's why you should
teach them here that it's not okay.
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This is a public school.
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And we have to adhere
to certain policy standards.
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Now we all know
that this is a very touchy subject.
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Now, our job is to educate children
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- not to teach them about...
- No, you know what your job is?
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It's to help form them into
decent human beings.
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Listen, I'm aware of the fact that
some of the parents are gonna get upset
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'cause you're gonna be teaching them things
that go against their personal believes.
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Fine, whatever. But I'm sorry,
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you need to figure out a way
to talk to them about this.
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Well, I don't know how to do that.
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Well, Shane and I will do it.
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I want "Lez Girls".
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I don't think I'm the right executive
for the project, Aaron.
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I don't like the story.
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Oh come on...
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Nina.
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"Lez Girls" is fiction and
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- I'm not Nina.
- Bullshit.
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Everyone knows you're Nina.
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Everyone knows shit.
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Oh, whatever you have to say
to hold your head up,...
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This is a hot fucking property
and I want it for Shallin.
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It's a slam dow. The author is your friend,
right? Jennifer Schecter?
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We used to be neighbours.
I don't even see her that much anymore.
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Well, you're gonna make friends
with her again.
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Play the ex-lesbian card.
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You know the life, you will be truly
to the story. Bla bla.
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This is really akward for me, okay?
It's an akward situation.
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Really?
More awkward than being out of a job?
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You know, there's something
I've been wanting to ask you.
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Your ex really cheat on you with a plumber?
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It was a carpenter.
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And it was fiction.
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I was thought a broken heart was a
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- literary affectation.
- Phyllis, I promise you,
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that no one has ever died
of a broken heart.
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- Easy for you to say.
- Alice Walker once wrote,
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"You can't truly have
an open heart"
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"until it's been broken".
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I know it's hard
to imagine right now, Phyllis,
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but you will find your way back
to loving someone new.
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Hello?
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Remember me?
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I don't want anybody new.
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- I want Alice!
- Alice was your first.
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Okay?
She was your coming-out affair.
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I just wanna feel like to come out.
I wanna go back in.
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Don't talk to me like a child.
I'm not a child.
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And you need to turn in
your first quarter report.
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Everyone's a child
in their coming-out affair, Phyllis.
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It's like your second adolescence.
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It's like the first time you understand
what all those
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corny songs and poems are about.
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For the first time, your senses have
completely overwhelmed your intellect.
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You're experiencing emotions that
you've never truly felt before.
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And you're figuring out
that you're gay all at the same time.
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Right.
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Which makes that much more intense,
because
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you don't know how yet to be gay.
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Oh, so I have to learn how to be gay?
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It is a process. I mean,
we all have to go through it.
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No, what I feel for Alice is...
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- ...exactly how I felt for my first.
- Not ever.
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- What I felt for my first.
- We've all been through...
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Phoebe Cadlek, okay?
Yale drama.
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I was a junior.
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Phoebe Cadlek, it's first year MFA,
she's directing my... black bottom.
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She's fucking brilliant; she's gorgeous.
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We talk intensely about
art and theater and semiotics
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and race. And finally,
after the last performance,
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we all go out and got incredibly drunk.
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And Phoebe takes me back
to her graduate student appartment.
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I mean, we don't get outta bed
for 3 days.
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I am ready
to down a fucking hammer
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and help build every set
for every play she ever directs when
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Julie Tar, the actress,
is banging on the door.
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She left Phoebe for a guy,
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and now she wants back.
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And then suddenly,
I am like the annoying kid's sister
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they cannot get rid of
fast enough.
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I thought I was gonna die.
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It took me 3 months before I could even
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begin to think about anything else.
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Nobody ever broke my heart before.
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- "Weak Spot" by Ruby Johnson -
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I'm gonna go into your server and
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check your weblog history
to see what's going on. Ok?
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Thank you so much.
I really appreciate this.
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Oh thank me!
I was the one that called him.
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Thank you so much, Jenny.
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- So much.
- I gotta get outta the office anyway.
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They can't fire you, Max.
I mean, you know that, right?
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Yeah. I think
they'll make my life really miserable.
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- Jesus, Alice!
- What?
275
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- It is fucked?
- I mean, you're totally slammed with hits!
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You've got like 40.000 in the last hour.
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- You need to seriously upgrade.
- Just sell it.
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Wagon.com offered me
10.000 box for it.
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- Really? 10.000 dollars for OurChart?
- Yeah.
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You site worths like ten times.
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What you mean like
100.000 dollars?
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Do you know how much wagon.com are
constantly make for a social networking site like this?
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There's what you do.
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You sell the ads yourself.
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And then you're partner with
the tech company for the software.
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You go totally stay to the heart.
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You're gonna have like streaming video,
music, blogs, instant messaging.
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Look, great, but I don't know
how to do anything like that. So...
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Sure you do. I mean,
you've already done the hardest part.
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You just haven't been making
any money of it.
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- I could help you with that.
- Really?
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00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:05,211
- You know how to do that?
- It's what I do.
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00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,691
I don't know. MySpace sold for
like a million box. I mean...
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No, it's sold for like a billion.
295
00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:15,430
- Really? How cool is that!
- Oh my God, Alice!
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00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:18,792
Oh my God, Kit, Max is gonna help me
become an Internet mogul.
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I got a couple o' Bill Gateseseseseses.
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Don't forget it started right here
at the Planet,
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00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,712
and do not forget my black ass
when you all get rich.
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00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:29,880
- Oh, I'll give you some money. Yeah.
- Thank you.
301
00:21:31,027 --> 00:21:35,203
And there comes the pretty lady that
started all of your problems.
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00:21:35,246 --> 00:21:37,612
- Yo, what's up, girlies?
- Well,
303
00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:39,961
Alice is about to become
a quasilionnaire.
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00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:44,670
because of all the pretty young women
you've had sexual alliances with, Papi.
305
00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:47,333
Well, I got enough flak for that shit today.
306
00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:53,400
All the hot guys I fucked in high school
307
00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,810
could not compare.
308
00:21:55,297 --> 00:21:57,220
First of all, she was a girl,
309
00:21:57,227 --> 00:22:00,421
but Lucy was also my first deaf lover.
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And the sex was earth shadow.
311
00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:08,722
So you think the sex is better, then,
with a deaf
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lover?
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00:22:10,748 --> 00:22:13,031
No. No, no, no, not better.
314
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Different.
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00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:19,070
We're attuned to each other
in different ways.
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00:22:19,575 --> 00:22:23,773
So you mean you
that can't go as deep, though.
317
00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:28,470
Let me cast my mind back
for just a moment to this morning.
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I can't imagine going any deeper than that.
Can you?
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Back to me?
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00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:38,743
- I'm sorry.
- So what happened with Lucy?
321
00:22:38,786 --> 00:22:41,372
We felt completely in love,
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all through freshman year.
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I would sculpt, she would paint.
324
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:49,003
We talked about
spending the rest of our lives together.
325
00:22:50,058 --> 00:22:52,141
I never imagined that it would end.
326
00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:55,381
In my second year, I met Cathia.
327
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,752
Brilliant. A dancer.
328
00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:05,503
I mean, we had an instant unbelievably
intense attraction to each other.
329
00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:08,031
As much as I didn't wanna hurt Lucy...
330
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:11,613
- You dumped Lucy for Cathia?
- Not right away.
331
00:23:11,716 --> 00:23:15,470
But that's when I realized
I would never be able to be monogamus.
332
00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,281
What?
333
00:23:19,038 --> 00:23:21,482
You dated both of them
at the same time?
334
00:23:22,285 --> 00:23:24,482
But for a while.
335
00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:27,761
Lucy said she wanted to try.
336
00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:30,553
She said that she's rather
share me with someone else
337
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,043
than not have me at all.
338
00:23:32,075 --> 00:23:35,320
But, in the end,
it made her too unhappy.
339
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,913
Hey, Tina. Hi!
340
00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:50,572
- I haven't seen you in a while.
- I know, girl. The girls are out there.
341
00:23:50,617 --> 00:23:53,082
You know, I don't think they'd mind
if you'd go over here and join them.
342
00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:58,060
Actually I'm here to meet Jenny.
She's expecting me.
343
00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:01,630
Okay, look, Tina, come by anytime, okay?
344
00:24:07,717 --> 00:24:08,880
Kit?
345
00:24:11,597 --> 00:24:12,701
I just wanted to tell you
346
00:24:12,706 --> 00:24:15,862
how sorry I am about everything
that happened with Angus.
347
00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:18,763
Oh, girl, don't grieve. I mean, come on,
348
00:24:18,765 --> 00:24:20,862
some people do some really stupid things.
I mean,
349
00:24:20,916 --> 00:24:23,402
- they just make bad calls.
- Are you okay?
350
00:24:23,456 --> 00:24:27,540
Oh yeah. I'm even giving him some space
so he can deal with it.
351
00:24:27,587 --> 00:24:29,370
Sometimes we need to back off
352
00:24:29,376 --> 00:24:32,991
so that we're not in
each other's business so much, you know?
353
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:35,362
Wow, that's...
354
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:38,850
that's really very... of you.
355
00:24:39,548 --> 00:24:41,900
I'm just, I'm glad
that Bette confronted him
356
00:24:41,908 --> 00:24:44,453
and I want you to know
that I would have fired Hazel
357
00:24:44,456 --> 00:24:46,150
if he hadn't ended it.
358
00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:50,431
You would have fired Hazel?
359
00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:52,172
Yeah, but...
360
00:24:52,177 --> 00:24:55,693
she is young, just moved to L.A.
She doesn't know anyone.
361
00:24:55,725 --> 00:24:57,650
She didn't know any better.
362
00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,543
But... Wow, that's just
363
00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:03,093
amazing how cool you are.
364
00:25:04,448 --> 00:25:08,000
Yeah, you know me, cool Kit.
365
00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:11,432
See you.
366
00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:44,493
Hey, you reached Angus Partridge.
367
00:25:55,518 --> 00:25:57,891
Hi, it's Bette. Leave me a message.
368
00:25:58,217 --> 00:25:59,203
Bette,
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00:26:00,097 --> 00:26:01,601
it's me.
370
00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:04,483
Please, I need to talk to you
371
00:26:04,497 --> 00:26:06,520
as soon as possible. Okay?
372
00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:16,621
Hey, why you give that girl, Tina,
such a hard time?
373
00:26:16,655 --> 00:26:19,833
Oh, well, she went straight, and
374
00:26:19,908 --> 00:26:21,281
it feels like a betrayal.
375
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:25,052
We fight our whole lives
not to get judged by who we sleep with,
376
00:26:25,115 --> 00:26:27,530
and that is exactly what you guys
are doin' to Tina.
377
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:34,050
Sorry. I had a misunderstanding
with my girl, Tasha.
378
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,760
You did? About what?
379
00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:39,762
Oh, that whole double-dipping thing
isn't exactly flying with her.
380
00:26:39,828 --> 00:26:41,310
- Double-dipping?
- Yeah,
381
00:26:41,318 --> 00:26:43,400
you dipping into me, and then
dipping into her.
382
00:26:43,437 --> 00:26:46,562
Wait, first of all,
I have not dipped into her, okay?
383
00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:48,490
She's very " An Officer and A Gentleman".
384
00:26:48,498 --> 00:26:51,670
- She really wants to take things slow.
- That's how Tasha is!
385
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:54,001
She's pretty traditional, you know.
386
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:57,981
She's in the fucking Army, so, yeah.
387
00:27:00,047 --> 00:27:02,792
You know, you should maybe just
let forget her.
388
00:27:04,096 --> 00:27:05,283
What?
389
00:27:05,826 --> 00:27:08,021
I thought you were all about
us getting together?
390
00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:10,213
Tasha is my best friend
391
00:27:10,216 --> 00:27:13,723
and she is not some little portal
or whatever that you keep looking for.
392
00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:16,972
No. It's not like that. I really like her.
I really do.
393
00:27:17,008 --> 00:27:18,930
Remember how the other day
you told me that
394
00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:21,413
you couldn't even imagine
going to an army bas everyday?
395
00:27:21,447 --> 00:27:23,692
That is Tasha's whole life.
396
00:27:24,058 --> 00:27:27,131
You need to forget her
if you can't get with who she is.
397
00:27:32,777 --> 00:27:37,062
I loved "Lez Girls"! It was hilarious!
398
00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:39,182
I laughed at out loud.
399
00:27:39,455 --> 00:27:41,763
This stuff about the plumber
didn't bother you?
400
00:27:42,775 --> 00:27:45,141
You and me,
we're gonna make a great team.
401
00:27:45,448 --> 00:27:48,773
Shallin is committed
to the integrity of this project.
402
00:27:48,806 --> 00:27:52,451
I don't really know if I want
to make a movie out of my book.
403
00:27:52,456 --> 00:27:54,050
What kind of movies do you love?
404
00:27:54,067 --> 00:27:55,963
What adaptations really worked for you?
405
00:27:56,026 --> 00:27:57,921
"The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
406
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,703
That's such a good film.
407
00:27:59,737 --> 00:28:03,721
Oh wow! If Jean-Claude Carri�re
would adopt the screenplay
408
00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,463
I think it would just be
409
00:28:06,025 --> 00:28:08,030
I think it would be a chic.
410
00:28:08,076 --> 00:28:11,130
Oh, Jenny, wouldn't you prefer
a lesbian writer?
411
00:28:11,135 --> 00:28:12,801
Tina, have you read the book?
412
00:28:13,486 --> 00:28:14,530
Yes.
413
00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:18,142
Because it's not a book about lesbians.
414
00:28:18,205 --> 00:28:20,700
It's a book of people's relationships.
415
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:24,671
Of course, and
we don't wanna limite ourselves.
416
00:28:25,088 --> 00:28:26,503
It's hard enough
417
00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:30,112
- to find a female director in Hollywood,
- Oh no.
418
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,662
- let alone a lesbian director.
- Oh no. I want it to be a woman director.
419
00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:35,341
You know, I mean like
420
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:38,360
it's about women,
so you have to have a woman on set.
421
00:28:38,456 --> 00:28:40,470
And, I mean,
you're not a lesbian anymore,
422
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,660
and in the film business, they don't like
423
00:28:42,697 --> 00:28:45,503
the author on set
because they become too "precious"
424
00:28:45,507 --> 00:28:47,763
- about their material, so...
- Jenny,
425
00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:50,142
movies reach a huge audience.
426
00:28:50,455 --> 00:28:52,812
It could make a huge difference.
427
00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:55,222
A teenage girl in the Midwest
428
00:28:55,226 --> 00:28:57,630
who's afraid to come out of the closet...
429
00:28:58,476 --> 00:29:00,002
She could see your movie.
430
00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,882
It could change her life.
431
00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,811
It could really affect people.
432
00:29:06,086 --> 00:29:08,231
That would be really nice, wouldn't it?
433
00:29:09,735 --> 00:29:13,562
God! Maybe
it could be a really good movie.
434
00:29:13,907 --> 00:29:16,242
Okay, let's do it. Fuck!
435
00:29:16,286 --> 00:29:18,881
We should just do it.
You know?
436
00:29:18,886 --> 00:29:22,191
Okay, that's great.
Great. You know what?
437
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:24,323
You know what you need?
You need an agent.
438
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:27,561
You need a big Hollywood agent. You do!
You need an agent to broke with the deal.
439
00:29:27,595 --> 00:29:30,411
Becka Vortovitch at Waymores.
440
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:34,501
- She's smart, she's literate...
- You think she'll take me on as a client?
441
00:29:34,536 --> 00:29:35,722
Hey, you know what?
442
00:29:35,725 --> 00:29:37,891
- I'll call her right now.
- Yeah, call her now.
443
00:29:38,007 --> 00:29:38,772
For good?
444
00:29:39,885 --> 00:29:41,451
- Okay.
- I don't know.
445
00:29:44,655 --> 00:29:47,173
Well, it's kinda an older picture, but
446
00:29:47,205 --> 00:29:48,262
it's me.
447
00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:54,051
Can I speak to Captain Williams?
448
00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:58,361
- Captain Williams, Alice Pieszecki is here.
- Oh, it's Pieszecki.
449
00:29:59,895 --> 00:30:01,171
She said you're expecting her.
450
00:30:01,178 --> 00:30:04,043
Well, she's not exactly expecting me.
It's more...
451
00:30:05,526 --> 00:30:06,600
Yes, m'am.
452
00:30:09,415 --> 00:30:11,501
Go through the gate,
straight down this road.
453
00:30:11,545 --> 00:30:13,091
Turn left at the flagboard.
454
00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:16,983
Captain Williams' office is in the building
marked "5.2 military police".
455
00:30:17,026 --> 00:30:19,703
- Park near her motorcycle.
- Yes, Sir.
456
00:30:19,797 --> 00:30:20,942
It's Sergeant.
457
00:30:22,047 --> 00:30:23,092
Sergeant?
458
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:27,163
It's a cool belt.
459
00:30:37,027 --> 00:30:39,783
Hi! This is so neat.
460
00:30:39,846 --> 00:30:42,120
- There was like a guy with the...
- Hold your voice.
461
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:46,590
I... I would have called.
I'm so sorry about that.
462
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:48,201
I just... I thought
you would tell me not to come and...
463
00:30:48,275 --> 00:30:49,663
Close the door.
464
00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:58,381
I'm not gonna ask anybody
if you tell anybody anything.
465
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,950
I'm serious.
466
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,762
Okay, sorry.
467
00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:04,800
What are you here for?
468
00:31:06,488 --> 00:31:09,321
- I wante to tell you that...
- Put down the grenade.
469
00:31:13,326 --> 00:31:16,711
I wanted to tell you, uh, that
470
00:31:17,736 --> 00:31:19,290
I really like you.
471
00:31:19,368 --> 00:31:22,123
So you drove all the way from
L.A. to Los Alamitos,
472
00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:25,883
talked your way onto a military base
to tell me you really like me.
473
00:31:25,976 --> 00:31:27,611
Yeah, I...
474
00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:31,782
I wanted you to know
that you're not a portal to me.
475
00:31:31,887 --> 00:31:35,492
Oh, my. Portal. What the fuck,
did Papi talk to you?
476
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:38,821
It doesn't matter. Because I talk about portals
all the time on my radio show.
477
00:31:38,848 --> 00:31:40,481
Everybody knows about it.
478
00:31:40,515 --> 00:31:43,200
I just, you know, I didn't want it
to come back and
479
00:31:43,206 --> 00:31:45,251
bite me in the ass with you. So...
480
00:31:45,286 --> 00:31:50,321
I didn't want you to think that you were
my foray into the land of hot Army chicks.
481
00:31:50,417 --> 00:31:52,283
Yeah, hot black Army chicks.
482
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,561
Are you black?
483
00:31:57,046 --> 00:31:58,143
Alright.
484
00:32:04,436 --> 00:32:05,933
So you're here.
485
00:32:07,077 --> 00:32:09,073
You're up for a mission?
486
00:32:09,526 --> 00:32:12,543
Private Pieszecki reported for duty, m'am.
487
00:32:13,027 --> 00:32:14,120
Come with me.
488
00:32:17,856 --> 00:32:19,811
And you don't salute indoors.
489
00:32:24,807 --> 00:32:26,842
So they make you wear that everyday?
490
00:32:26,927 --> 00:32:29,391
Who makes you wear that everyday?
491
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,602
At ease.
492
00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:40,013
Wow. It's really like GI Jane.
493
00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,463
Do you ladies fly this?
494
00:32:42,485 --> 00:32:44,581
Alice, these are our pilots.
495
00:32:44,627 --> 00:32:47,232
Chief Burman, Chief Thomas,
Chief Fuler,
496
00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:49,151
and our crew chief, Zitenscki.
497
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,501
You'll wear this.
498
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,491
What for?
499
00:32:54,868 --> 00:32:57,151
You'll need those
if you wanna get in that.
500
00:33:01,698 --> 00:33:02,931
Up?
501
00:33:02,938 --> 00:33:04,132
Really?
502
00:33:05,648 --> 00:33:07,241
- Yeah.
- Okay.
503
00:33:08,026 --> 00:33:09,883
- "Sex, Fashion and Money"
by The Grabs -
504
00:33:12,055 --> 00:33:13,130
No.
505
00:33:13,847 --> 00:33:15,960
It's too woefully defined.
506
00:33:18,015 --> 00:33:19,913
It's too public school girl.
507
00:33:21,636 --> 00:33:23,971
No! Too many buttons.
508
00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:26,661
Too "Sound of Music".
509
00:33:28,505 --> 00:33:30,020
I've lost weight!
510
00:33:31,818 --> 00:33:32,632
Yeah.
511
00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:37,662
It says,
"I'm here to do what you want,
512
00:33:38,236 --> 00:33:42,102
but I still have my self-respect".
513
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,872
Fantastic.
514
00:33:48,346 --> 00:33:50,372
Are you gonna get Court Martial for this?
515
00:33:50,466 --> 00:33:52,071
Don't worry about it.
516
00:33:56,485 --> 00:33:58,430
We're all family up here.
517
00:34:02,765 --> 00:34:06,301
Ahhhh kay. Tricky soldiers!
518
00:34:06,537 --> 00:34:09,860
Yes, this is the "Ask and Tell" helicopter.
519
00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:14,130
Don't try this anyplace else on the base.
520
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:16,982
Yeah, I see it now.
521
00:34:18,646 --> 00:34:20,660
Alright, let's take it off.
522
00:34:26,976 --> 00:34:28,240
Oh my god!
523
00:34:40,897 --> 00:34:42,240
It's so beautiful.
524
00:35:06,027 --> 00:35:07,261
Hello?
525
00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:13,991
Hello?
526
00:35:14,966 --> 00:35:17,422
I've waited to see you again, Helena.
527
00:35:18,588 --> 00:35:20,812
I'm so glad you came.
528
00:35:21,757 --> 00:35:24,801
I don't really think
I had an alternative.
529
00:35:28,057 --> 00:35:31,061
So I guess you'd like to get down
to business.
530
00:35:41,437 --> 00:35:43,551
You want to play cards with me?
531
00:35:44,306 --> 00:35:47,881
- I thought I've already lost.
- I give you another chance.
532
00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:49,410
We're going to play Ginrami.
533
00:35:49,486 --> 00:35:51,722
- Ginrami?
- Strip Ginmrami.
534
00:35:51,798 --> 00:35:55,621
If you win, I'll consider your debt
paid in full. But if you lose,
535
00:35:56,008 --> 00:35:57,810
you pay up.
536
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,962
I think that was
one of my favorite dates ever.
537
00:36:21,476 --> 00:36:22,842
Yeah, me too.
538
00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:28,541
You know, actually I'm glad that
Papi ran her big ass mouth this morning.
539
00:36:46,507 --> 00:36:49,473
- How close do you live to here?
- Pretty near.
540
00:36:49,488 --> 00:36:51,460
Yeah, do you think
we should go to your place?
541
00:36:56,318 --> 00:36:58,481
I think you should go home.
542
00:36:59,186 --> 00:37:00,922
I should?
543
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,332
You know I want you, right?
544
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:12,972
Oh, sure it feels like, but...
545
00:37:14,747 --> 00:37:18,451
Look, I know this might not make
a lot of sense the way you've hold, but,
546
00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:22,231
I just come out from a place
wherever I need to be sure.
547
00:37:25,006 --> 00:37:27,210
Okay, well,
how do you think we'll be sure?
548
00:37:29,428 --> 00:37:31,611
I don't know. I'm not just there yet.
549
00:37:42,758 --> 00:37:44,870
Do you think
we should go on a date?
550
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:48,311
Date?
551
00:37:50,286 --> 00:37:51,770
Yeah, that would be nice.
552
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,323
Alright, we'll go on a date.
553
00:37:58,868 --> 00:38:00,383
- "Eve's Temptation" by Jaymes Bullet -
554
00:38:02,065 --> 00:38:05,010
I still think these are
your own made-up rules, Catherine.
555
00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:07,040
No, this is the Monte Carlo way.
556
00:38:07,087 --> 00:38:09,182
When someone wins,
the other takes something off
557
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,801
and the winner gets to put
something back on.
558
00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:12,641
That way the game lasts longer.
559
00:38:12,718 --> 00:38:16,060
I've been to Monte Carlo, Catherine.
I didn't see a single game
560
00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:18,862
- of Ginrami.
- Okay, so there are my rules.
561
00:38:18,957 --> 00:38:20,961
Would you rather fuck me now?
562
00:38:21,557 --> 00:38:23,082
- No.
- Good.
563
00:38:23,106 --> 00:38:24,560
I'm knocking.
564
00:38:29,527 --> 00:38:30,560
Shit!
565
00:38:30,568 --> 00:38:34,141
That's uh 23 for me
566
00:38:35,568 --> 00:38:38,543
and -27 for you.
567
00:38:38,546 --> 00:38:40,622
And an article of clothing.
568
00:38:58,538 --> 00:38:59,882
It's your deal.
569
00:39:07,567 --> 00:39:10,180
You're absolutely loving this,
aren't you?
570
00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:12,803
I do enjoy winning, yes.
571
00:39:12,847 --> 00:39:15,703
- You haven't won yet.
- Not yet.
572
00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,183
Gin.
573
00:39:20,595 --> 00:39:23,162
- Clothing becomes so...
- You're stalling.
574
00:39:24,436 --> 00:39:26,622
I was merely saving the moment.
575
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:30,171
96 and that makes
576
00:39:30,175 --> 00:39:32,092
503.
577
00:39:33,036 --> 00:39:34,642
Thank you very much.
578
00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:37,273
It's a pleasure to do business with you,
Catherine.
579
00:39:38,098 --> 00:39:40,171
Congratulations, you're a free woman.
580
00:39:41,025 --> 00:39:42,802
Aren't you forgetting something?
581
00:40:08,066 --> 00:40:09,943
Sit down.
582
00:40:22,538 --> 00:40:25,253
So now we're gonna talk about tolerance.
583
00:40:25,348 --> 00:40:27,881
Who here can tell me
what tolerance means?
584
00:40:28,535 --> 00:40:29,613
Sarah?
585
00:40:29,696 --> 00:40:31,931
When you're nice to people
who are different from you.
586
00:40:32,028 --> 00:40:34,453
Good, Sarah. So,
when somebody's different from you
587
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:36,881
because of their race,
or their culture,
588
00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:38,681
or their religion, or
589
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,293
their sexual orientation,
590
00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:43,750
- you treat that person with respect.
- Excuse me.
591
00:40:43,796 --> 00:40:46,492
How detailed are we planning on
getting here? I mean,
592
00:40:46,525 --> 00:40:48,340
these children are only 9.
593
00:40:48,437 --> 00:40:50,050
This woman is a pain in the ass.
594
00:40:50,057 --> 00:40:51,643
Let's see what she says.
595
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:53,331
What is your concern, Ms Grife?
596
00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:55,193
I just don't think it's appropriate
597
00:40:55,195 --> 00:41:00,043
that we discuss the details of
Miss McCutcheon and Miss Sobel relationship here.
598
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:02,610
You're actually the only one
talking details.
599
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:06,160
Look, we all respect your right to be
who you are in private.
600
00:41:06,185 --> 00:41:09,262
We just don't think our children
need to learn about the gay life-style yet.
601
00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:11,373
Screw you!
My mon is not gay!
602
00:41:12,256 --> 00:41:13,691
Jared, that's enough.
603
00:41:13,765 --> 00:41:16,611
Please, everybody,
let's just calm down.
604
00:41:18,398 --> 00:41:19,992
What would you like, Shay?
605
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,491
My sister
606
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:24,551
is gay.
607
00:41:33,555 --> 00:41:34,761
Hey.
608
00:41:38,088 --> 00:41:39,153
Hey!
609
00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:43,280
I missed you last night.
610
00:41:45,088 --> 00:41:46,902
I bet you didn't miss me.
611
00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:49,260
I need to talk to you.
612
00:41:51,526 --> 00:41:53,123
Do you need me?
613
00:41:57,076 --> 00:41:59,130
I'll go walk around campus, I guess.
614
00:42:02,555 --> 00:42:04,411
I've been thinking.
615
00:42:04,428 --> 00:42:05,941
I know you have.
616
00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:11,070
- And I don't think this is gonna work for me.
- I'm sorry,
617
00:42:11,076 --> 00:42:12,950
I can't understand you.
618
00:42:13,008 --> 00:42:14,453
Yes, you can.
619
00:42:17,127 --> 00:42:18,502
Look,
620
00:42:21,065 --> 00:42:26,832
'til now I dated
a whole bunch of other women.
621
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:30,813
It's just something
that I know about myself.
622
00:42:31,238 --> 00:42:32,211
That,
623
00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:34,900
if I get tight out,
624
00:42:35,578 --> 00:42:36,853
I go crazy.
625
00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:38,900
So you are dating other women?
626
00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:42,600
I was before I met you, yeah.
627
00:42:42,615 --> 00:42:47,633
But there really is no one else
I want to see right now.
628
00:42:49,537 --> 00:42:51,381
But that could change tomorrow.
629
00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:56,130
- Isn't that what you're telling me?
- You just got out of an eight-year relationship.
630
00:42:56,165 --> 00:42:59,251
I don't think you're ready
to get married again.
631
00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:01,351
Don't tell me what I'm ready for.
632
00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:03,332
Okay.
633
00:43:04,098 --> 00:43:05,281
I won't.
634
00:43:10,017 --> 00:43:11,531
What do you wanna do?
635
00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:15,623
I don't know.
636
00:43:16,725 --> 00:43:18,820
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
637
00:43:20,536 --> 00:43:21,560
Come here.
638
00:43:26,007 --> 00:43:27,933
I don't know.
639
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,400
Were you born gay?
640
00:43:31,027 --> 00:43:33,691
I think I was, but
it's different for every one.
641
00:43:33,735 --> 00:43:35,572
Yeah, not everybody knows right away.
642
00:43:35,816 --> 00:43:38,961
And some people just fall in love
with the person.
643
00:43:38,986 --> 00:43:40,991
And that person could be a man
644
00:43:40,998 --> 00:43:44,200
- or a woman.
- Yeah, but how do girls do it?
645
00:43:47,216 --> 00:43:50,312
- Uh, Elly's uncle Jeff is gay.
- So is my uncle Phil.
646
00:43:50,356 --> 00:43:52,933
That's my brother's boyfriend.
Now, they're both great guys
647
00:43:52,935 --> 00:43:55,293
and Elly really loves them,
but they invited her
648
00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:57,210
to come and stay with them
for the week end and
649
00:43:57,245 --> 00:43:58,522
I'm just not sure
I'm comfortable with her
650
00:43:58,565 --> 00:44:00,760
- sleeping in the same house with them.
- Wait a minute,
651
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:02,350
I just realized who you are.
652
00:44:02,388 --> 00:44:05,233
You're that nearly naked
gender bender ad,
653
00:44:05,296 --> 00:44:08,490
that huge billboard up on Sunset
that I have to drive by,
654
00:44:08,497 --> 00:44:10,741
- with my children everyday.
- I don't really think
655
00:44:10,786 --> 00:44:13,493
- Miss McCutcheon owes us an explaination.
- No, it's fine.
656
00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,192
- And I really don't think...
- Guess what...
657
00:44:15,196 --> 00:44:17,172
I can give an explaination.
658
00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:20,851
First off,
659
00:44:20,856 --> 00:44:23,443
I'm gonna assume
everyone wears underpants.
660
00:44:25,597 --> 00:44:27,161
Secondly,
661
00:44:27,885 --> 00:44:31,242
I did that ad
because Shay broke his arm.
662
00:44:31,556 --> 00:44:33,203
See, I'm actually a hair-dresser
663
00:44:34,026 --> 00:44:36,350
and I co-own a skateboard shop.
664
00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:38,321
So I don't make a lot of money.
665
00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:40,870
And I didn't have medical insurance
at the time.
666
00:44:40,957 --> 00:44:44,701
Because before Shay came to live with me,
667
00:44:45,028 --> 00:44:47,603
I never took responsibility for anything.
668
00:44:49,216 --> 00:44:50,832
You see, when...
669
00:44:51,557 --> 00:44:53,150
when I was little,
670
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:54,913
my parents left me.
671
00:44:54,995 --> 00:44:57,603
And the thought of having
to care for someone,
672
00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:01,220
it was scary.
673
00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:05,381
But I don't think I have to tell you
674
00:45:05,388 --> 00:45:08,803
that loving Shay and caring for him
675
00:45:09,776 --> 00:45:13,023
has been the most amazing
676
00:45:13,028 --> 00:45:15,241
and important thing I've ever done.
677
00:45:16,487 --> 00:45:19,852
And I wouldn't trade it for
anything in the world.
678
00:45:22,577 --> 00:45:25,521
And I don't think being gay has
anything to do with that.
679
00:45:28,568 --> 00:45:30,023
So uh...
680
00:45:31,276 --> 00:45:33,222
do you have any more questions?
681
00:45:38,147 --> 00:45:40,230
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
682
00:45:40,285 --> 00:45:42,152
- To "Lez Girls"!
- Yes!
683
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:44,192
- And the bidding war of the year.
- Salute.
684
00:45:44,266 --> 00:45:46,322
Is it really the bidding war
of the year?
685
00:45:46,336 --> 00:45:49,053
Fineline, Focus,
Searchlight and Warner
686
00:45:49,058 --> 00:45:52,440
all coming to the table.
I'm feeling "Seven" figure.
687
00:45:52,495 --> 00:45:56,082
The higher industry is drooling
over your book, baby. Just drooling.
688
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,361
Katie Holmes called.
Her people called me.
689
00:45:58,367 --> 00:45:59,813
She's interested in playing Jessie.
690
00:45:59,836 --> 00:46:03,263
Oh no. I don't know. I always thought
that Jessie would be kinda
691
00:46:03,548 --> 00:46:06,960
like, like a model, really blond, tall.
692
00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:10,190
What about the Scarlet Johansson?
She'd be awesome in Jessie.
693
00:46:11,838 --> 00:46:13,411
- Jennie?
- Fuck!
694
00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:16,181
- What was this thing?
- It's good to see you.
695
00:46:16,187 --> 00:46:17,672
It's good to see you on together.
696
00:46:22,076 --> 00:46:23,790
You guys, you should...
697
00:46:23,797 --> 00:46:26,441
- Shallin's to be added to the bidding war.
- Bidding war?
698
00:46:28,047 --> 00:46:30,940
This exciting thing has happened.
699
00:46:31,047 --> 00:46:33,761
All these companies are fitting on my book
700
00:46:33,856 --> 00:46:37,821
- but, you guys, Tina should get it!
- Absolutely. It's great.
701
00:46:49,085 --> 00:46:50,311
I've been thinking.
702
00:46:54,017 --> 00:46:55,442
So have I.
703
00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:01,713
I could fall in love with you too.
704
00:47:05,026 --> 00:47:06,442
Jodi has gone offline.
705
00:47:10,057 --> 00:47:13,352
I cannot believe Shay got asleep
so early.
706
00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:16,010
Well, they had a big day.
707
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:20,763
And I cannot believe
that you invited the entire class
708
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:22,421
- for a field trip...
- I did not
709
00:47:22,437 --> 00:47:25,560
invite the entire class.
That woman pushed me into it.
710
00:47:25,627 --> 00:47:27,561
It's not, it's not my kind of idea.
711
00:47:29,896 --> 00:47:32,262
Jared wants to stay here tonight.
712
00:47:32,265 --> 00:47:34,090
I think he's too tired.
713
00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:37,202
Oh, thanks.
That might be a good idea.
714
00:47:38,006 --> 00:47:40,122
It's time for a couple of beers.
715
00:47:40,137 --> 00:47:42,192
Yeah, thanks.
716
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:50,201
Yeah, uh, the day was,
717
00:47:50,275 --> 00:47:52,440
the day was intense.
718
00:47:58,037 --> 00:47:59,121
Well, uh,
719
00:48:00,087 --> 00:48:03,091
Well, you know what I think.
Since we
720
00:48:03,098 --> 00:48:05,272
already did the time,
721
00:48:06,586 --> 00:48:08,772
we might as well do the crime.
722
00:48:14,597 --> 00:48:15,962
Yeah.
723
00:48:17,986 --> 00:48:19,781
- "Barnyard" by BETTY -
724
00:49:09,665 --> 00:49:10,992
What?
725
00:49:17,315 --> 00:49:18,621
Not the time.
726
00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:20,813
- Not the time.
- Okay.
727
00:49:20,838 --> 00:49:22,291
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
728
00:49:24,046 --> 00:49:25,401
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