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- "Funky Thang" by The Bar-Kays -
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You're looking very Shane today.
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- Isn't it fantastic?
- It's right exactly the chord we wanted.
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Sexy and with holding.
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Like you wanna fuck me,
but you can't fuck me.
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- Tomorrow's gonna be amazing!
- I know, right!
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I'm sorry, what's tomorrow night?
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Silly! We're sponsoring
the "Roll the Dice" premiere!
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Well, I don't know
if I can get a baby sitter in time
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Tomorrow night,
there's gonna be you, everywhere;
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posters, billboards,
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giftbags, coasters, trash cans,
keychains, handbags.
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And you, you'd better be there,
looking very Shane.
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It's the biggest party of the year
and you are our new It girl!
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Don't you wanna just die?!
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Yep?
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- What am I gonna do?
- About what?
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About Phillys,
she keeps calling me!
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And she thinks I'm the love of her life.
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What did you expect, man?
You were her first love.
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I know, but Shane,
she's married, with kids!
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And, you know, she's this
totally accomplished woman
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with this big time career,
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and this whole other,
you know,
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life!
And now Bette's mad at me.
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Look, Alice, I love you to pieces, angel,
but I gotta do with my own stuff right now.
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What thing?
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- That fucking at work thing.
- Be specific.
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There's this fucking bullshit goddam
Hollywood party that I have to go to.
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Ooh, what movie?
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Uh... What is it, "Roll the Dice"?
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You're a part of the "Roll The Dice" commune?
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- That's so exciting!
- No, it's really not that big deal.
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Oh my god! Can I please be your date,
please?
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And I think you should invite everybody.
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No, no. I mean, I mean,
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yes, you can be my date,
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but no, I don't want you
to invite in everybody else.
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Don't be a yenta.
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Alright, Shane, I really think we should all be there
to, like, support your underwear.
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Oh, shit. Hold on.
It's my other line.
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- Hello?
- Alice,
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this thing with Phyllis
is completely out of hand.
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Alright, two words... Phyllis.
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- What?
- She's that really hot star
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you know, "Roll The Dice", and I wanna go
to the premiere tomorrow night
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- and support to Shane.
- I can't go. Why?
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Because I have to work.
Why do I have to work?
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Because of the way
that you broke up with Phyllis.
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She's completely terrorizing my staff;
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she's already slashed my budget.
It's a fucking bloodbath over here.
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Bette, Phyllis on line 1.
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- Alice, can you hold on?
- Yeah, yeah...
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- Phyllis...
- Have you heard from Alice?
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No. No.
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But you know what?
I'm sure she's just swamped with her
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her internet site and...
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I need you to get her
to talk to me.
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It's a difficult situation, Phyllis.
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The sex was incredible, stellar,
earth shadow even.
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Well, you know, sometimes
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when you have great sex with someone
it doesn't mean,
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really, that you're supposed
to have a relationship.
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- Hello?
- We're out of milk.
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Alright, listen. We're going to the premiere
of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night
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to see Shane's underwear.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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It's too expensive.
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- Even when I work, I lose money.
- Helena, seriously.
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I'm getting worried, 'cause like,
you're not eating, you're not sleeping.
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I'm eating, all right? I'm eating.
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Don't worry. You're coming,
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you're gonna have a great time,
we're all gonna go see Shane's underwear.
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Great, I'll talk to you later.
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- What?
- Helena's in!
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Alice, I'm telling you!
That's no point!
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I don't want anybody in,
I don't want anybody out.
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- You get it?
- Ooh, it's Papi. Hold on.
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You know what? Fuck it!
I'm getting off. I want coffee.
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- Yo!
- Alicia!
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You're going to that "Roll The Dice" premiere
tomorrow night with your girl, Shane?
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- Yes, I am.
- Alright, 'cause,
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I got myself a ticket
from this producer that I drive
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but I wanna bring my girl, Tasha.
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- She's your girlfriend?
- No, she's not my girl.
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She's my girl, you know?
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And, by the way,
she's one of the best people
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on the face of the planet that
you could ever meet.
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And I think she thinks you're cute.
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She thinks I'm cute?
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- Definitively.
- Okay, listen.
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- I'll try to hook you up with a ticket.
- Alright, good.
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Also, there's an after party
done by some woman like Rothberg.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Catherine Rothberg.
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She's famous for
her high stakes poker game.
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But she's way outta my league,
I don't even know how to play.
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That's okay, girl,
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'cause I just happen to be an expert
and I'll teach you how to play.
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- Okay, great. Oh, bye.
- See you.
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Great, fun, fun, fun.
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- Yo.
- We're going out tonight.
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- I'm sensing a love connection.
- Yo, I know what you're doing.
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- Don't do it.
- You can't fight the fate, Williams.
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I see the signs.
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We're going out and that's an order.
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- Jodi Lerner's here to see you.
- What?
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Jodi!
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Um, hi. I'm really sorry
that I haven't
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returned your calls.
I've just been so slammed...
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You know what? Stop it.
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You've been freakin' out
ever since we almost kissed.
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And you're avoiding me.
So I just wanted to say,
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get over it.
You're wicked hot,
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and I would have gone for it.
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But we have to work together.
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So if you wanna pretend that
it never happened,
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I'm okay with that.
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I don't even know
how to respond to that.
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- You've got Phyllis on line 1.
- Shit!
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I'll let you get that.
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Phyllis!
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It's because she met Leonard?
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If I didn't have a husband,
everything would be different.
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- Alice on line 4.
- Phyllis,
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can you hold on for just a second?
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Hi Alice.
Alice, you've got to break up with her.
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- I already broke up with her.
- Yeah, well, you re-break up with her,
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because some lesbians, you know what,
you have to break up with them more than once.
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- Hold on, that's Jenny. I gotta go.
- I'm serious!
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- Alice!
- Okay!
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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Do you wanna come to the Planet
and have coffee with me?
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I wish I could. There's so much drama.
But listen,
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we're all gonna to the premiere
of "Roll The Dice" tomorrow night.
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Do you wanna come?
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- Yeah, definitively.
- Hey mama.
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Hi! Hang on one sec.
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That's Alice and she's putting together
a bunch of people
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for the "Roll of the Dice" premiere,
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tomorrow night. Do you wanna come?
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Give me the phone.
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Alice, you're fucking killing me!
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I'm not doing anything!
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Dean Porter's office.
It's Kit, her sister's calling.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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Before you kill yourself,
Jenny wants to know
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do you wanna go to a premiere with her
tomorrow night?
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I can't go. Because I'll be dead.
Because I will have killed myself.
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Phyllis will not get off the fucking phone.
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Well, Shane's on the phone with Alice now.
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Could she tell her to tell Alice
to break it off. Right now.
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- Shane?
- Yeah?
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Bette said, tell Alice to call Phyllis and
break it off with her right now.
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Okay, look, Kit says that Bette says
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you need to call Phyllis and
break it off with her right now.
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- I did!
- She did.
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- She did.
- Well, tell her to do it again.
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- Do it again!
- Look, Alice,
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will you please let this woman off the hook?
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Oh, really!
You of all people are giving me advice
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on how to let a girl down easy?
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You know what? I don't think that,
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- I don't think that response is necessary.
- I don't have any money.
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I also don't want you to change the topic.
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I wanna know how many people
you fucking invited.
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Okay, I invited Helena, Jenny, Bette.
She can't come.
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Uh, Papi's coming, but she needs
an extra ticket for Tasha.
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- But that's her angry friend.
- Not angry.
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Papi said she's not angry, she's just...
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Well, look, Alice, I'm sorry,
this is Jenny's phone. Hold on.
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Hello?
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- Debbie?
- What? Who's Debbie?
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It's for me.
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- Uh, could you hold on a second?
- Oh yeah, sure.
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- Hey Al...
- Yeah.
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Look, I gotta go. It's Jenny's phone.
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Listen, we're gonna have
a really good time tomorrow night.
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Uh-huh, I'm so sure. Bye.
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Um, hold on a second, please.
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Who is Debbie?
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Debbie is my
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- childhood nick name.
- Right.
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- Sorry.
- Okay, Debbie.
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Hello?
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Hi! I got your message.
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Yes. Well, guess what?
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Sorry.
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I am thinking of getting a puppy!
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And I was wandering whether
you wanna come with me
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at the shelter this week end
to pick one out.
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Oh my God, Debbie! I'd be totally honored
to help you pick out a puppy.
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But I can't this week end.
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Stacey's here.
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Yeah, we're going on a romantic week end
and we leave in the morning.
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Oh really?
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Where are you guys going?
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Uh, she booked a B&B in Solvang.
It's supposed to be really pretty.
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That's great!
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I'm very happy for you
that you're working it out.
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Thank you.
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I told her that if
she cancelled this week end that was over.
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I did exactly what you said and...
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Well,
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- have a great week end.
- Thanks, Debbie.
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Do you think I could just use your phone
for just a quick sec?
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It's not long distance.
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Thanks.
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Sorry.
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Hello?
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- You're Stacey Merkins there?
- Speaking.
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This is Sophia Mancuso calling
from Si Magazine.
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- Si Magazine?
- Uh, yes, Si, si.
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And the writer who was covering
the "Roll The Dice" premiere
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uh dropped out tomorrow
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and we want to know
if you could go
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tomorrow to interview that Shane McCutcheon.
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Gee, that's really short notice.
I've a week end plan...
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Oh no! Well, you're too busy,
that's terrible! Oh!
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So sad, because, you know,
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we are looking for a senior editore
but if you're too busy...
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- I understand...
- Wait, no, no, no, wait.
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- I think I can rearrange a few things.
- Oh! Excellente! We will be in touch with you.
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And then someone, my assistant, Angelica,
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will call you about the press pass, okay?
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- Okay.
- Bye. Big kiss to you.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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Thank you so much.
I really, really appreciate it.
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Do you think Alice is seeing another woman?
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No, I don't think
she's seeing someone else.
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I think she probably just needs
more space.
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Why does she need space?
Did she tell you she needed space?
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- I have Alice on line 4.
- Phyllis,
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can you, can you just hold on
one second?
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Just one second, okay?
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- Alice!
- No!
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I wanted to tell you that I feel bad
about this, this Phyllis thing.
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I just don't think talking
is gonna help.
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00:11:26,008 --> 00:11:28,621
- Oh, fuck, Phyllis is calling.
- Oh, pick it up!
239
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:31,083
- No, I can't.
- No, no, no, pick it up right now.
240
00:11:31,496 --> 00:11:33,581
- Oh wait, it went to voice mail.
- Oh, fuck!
241
00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:35,863
Fuck! My life is ruined. It's just ruined.
242
00:11:35,907 --> 00:11:38,151
I'm sorry, I am. I just...
243
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,393
I didn't plan for this to happen.
244
00:11:40,405 --> 00:11:41,762
Hi, it's Phyllis.
245
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,090
I just wanted you to know
246
00:11:44,098 --> 00:11:45,761
that
247
00:11:45,765 --> 00:11:47,391
I really miss you
248
00:11:48,578 --> 00:11:49,922
and
249
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,233
I want this thing to work out.
250
00:11:52,828 --> 00:11:54,803
I know you're scared.
251
00:11:55,226 --> 00:11:57,130
I'm scared too.
252
00:11:57,806 --> 00:12:00,280
I don't want it to end, Alice.
253
00:12:00,288 --> 00:12:02,323
I'm in love with you.
254
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,021
Please, call me. I'm at the office.
255
00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:10,221
Call me.
256
00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:14,630
Phyllis...
257
00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:17,080
Phyllis?
258
00:12:18,736 --> 00:12:20,020
Damnit!
259
00:12:21,345 --> 00:12:24,372
- Tina's here to see you.
- What?! Tina?
260
00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:27,073
How fucking hard is it to get you
on the phone?
261
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,432
Apparently not that hard.
262
00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:29,820
You can't avoid me whenever you like.
263
00:12:29,826 --> 00:12:31,453
Because we have a kid together now, okay?
264
00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:32,933
Okay! What do you need from me now?
265
00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:37,050
I need you signature on
the Beverly Montessori enrolment.
266
00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:42,623
Wait, enrolment? I just,
I just only sent the applications.
267
00:12:42,907 --> 00:12:43,941
You what?
268
00:12:44,036 --> 00:12:46,210
We decided that we were gonna apply
to First... center
269
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:49,042
for early education. Then I had a chat
with... Institute
270
00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,023
because they had
early art and music programs.
271
00:12:51,065 --> 00:12:53,601
How could you do that? How could you
make all these decisions without me?
272
00:12:53,636 --> 00:12:56,120
What do you mean? I didn't,
I didn't make these decisions without you.
273
00:12:56,127 --> 00:12:57,410
We both decided, Tina.
274
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:59,192
No, we decided nothing of the sort.
275
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,311
Angelica should go to Beverly Montessori.
276
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,383
There is no way we are gonna pay
277
00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:06,901
- 18.000 dollars for preschool.
- We will pay whatever it takes
278
00:13:06,948 --> 00:13:09,040
to get her the best education available.
279
00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:11,470
Beverly Montessori is a wonderful school
and it happens to be
280
00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:13,922
- very close to my house.
- That is not a factor.
281
00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:17,623
So you're gonna make Angelica take
a two-and-a-half hour car ride every single day
282
00:13:17,627 --> 00:13:20,323
so she can go to preschool
with Diane Keaton's kids!
283
00:13:20,368 --> 00:13:24,343
No! I will make sure that she goes
to the best school period.
284
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,222
The best school period!
285
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,501
You know what? Fuck it! I don't
even know why I bother. You clearly
286
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:31,372
decided all of this without me.
And you what, for the record,
287
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,740
I am not gonna let your overachieving,
288
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,100
psycho dysfunction stress out our kid
before she's three years old.
289
00:13:36,188 --> 00:13:38,491
It's just fucking preschool,
for God's sake!
290
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,502
- Crayons. And Playdough.
- No, it is not just crayons.
291
00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:43,560
It is a fucking Ivy League education.
292
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:46,163
So naive. Jesus!
293
00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,500
Uh... Bette?
Phyllis is on line 1.
294
00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:53,501
Oh, fuck you, James. Just fuck you.
295
00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:58,811
- "Buns O'Plenty" by Isaac Hayes -
296
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,273
Honestly, Alice,
297
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,173
poker's not my game. I mean,
298
00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:05,492
I played once in Monte Carlo.
299
00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,923
And I'm not a winner.
300
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,031
Oh, that's okay, 'cause, you know,
that's why Papi's coming.
301
00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:12,972
She's gonna teach sort a little
poker tricks, you know.
302
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,730
Oh shit! Come in!
303
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:18,370
Helena, pick your shit up.
Get your pants off the chips!
304
00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:19,850
- What's up?
- Hey!
305
00:14:19,907 --> 00:14:21,881
Liquor in the front...
306
00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:23,730
Yeah, poker in the rear. I know that one.
307
00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:24,860
Who wants a drink?
308
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,070
- I do.
- You want a drink?
309
00:14:27,105 --> 00:14:28,391
Yeah, okay.
310
00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,403
Oh, I invited some people.
I hope you don't mind.
311
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:33,282
You should just leave that open.
Hey! Come in!
312
00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:36,161
- A lot of people?
- Like a few...
313
00:14:36,197 --> 00:14:37,532
- Hi!
- Hey.
314
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:42,971
I don't have to get that
315
00:14:42,975 --> 00:14:44,340
phone call.
316
00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:51,151
So, Papi, listen,
317
00:14:51,826 --> 00:14:54,853
I haven't played poker
for a really long time.
318
00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:57,410
Alright, Helena, english muffin,
don't you even worry, alright?
319
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,660
It's all about the lessons
you learn here tonight. Okay?
320
00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:01,921
You follow these simple rules,
you can't loose.
321
00:15:02,946 --> 00:15:04,832
- Let's play!
- Hi, Papi.
322
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,202
Come here, give me a kiss.
323
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,443
I love you.
324
00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,440
Why don't you get a drink, okay?
325
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,462
Alright.
326
00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:21,412
Do you like cards?
327
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:25,592
Do I...
Come watch how I take your money.
328
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:39,390
Come on, I really want you
to hear the song, girl.
329
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,380
- Angus, he hasn't heard it.
- Hey, James.
330
00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:46,373
James, can you get me the best internet site
available for learning sign language?
331
00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:49,040
Angus and Angelica are here to see you.
332
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,312
Speaking of Angus,
can you just show me the man?
333
00:15:52,338 --> 00:15:54,191
Angus and Angelica, they just start
walk into my office.
334
00:15:54,225 --> 00:15:56,182
Oh how's my boo?
My little boo?
335
00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:57,470
I don't know.
336
00:15:57,548 --> 00:15:59,220
- You tell me.
- What do you mean?
337
00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:01,273
Well, I mean,
you do everything for him.
338
00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:03,203
I just want to make sure
that he's treating my sister right.
339
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:04,711
Kit, can you hold on a second?
340
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:07,992
- Hey! Mama B!
- Hi baby kid,
341
00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:09,793
- it's so good to see you.
- Wow!
342
00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:12,570
Very impressive.
She works in a new digs.
343
00:16:12,618 --> 00:16:15,110
Hey, I've got Kit on the phone.
You wanna talk to her?
344
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,142
Uh no, I'll call her later.
345
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,152
Uh Kit, can I call you right back?
346
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,040
- Uh, yeah. okay.
- Alright. Great.
347
00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:25,391
So how is everything with my sister?
348
00:16:25,405 --> 00:16:27,253
Uh she's... It's great.
349
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:30,590
The album's really awesome
and people are really excited about it.
350
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,321
Yeah.
You're really lucky to be on it.
351
00:16:33,007 --> 00:16:35,240
Yes, I am.
352
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:36,750
How's Hazel?
353
00:16:37,616 --> 00:16:39,523
She's good. She is uh...
354
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:42,500
She's really good with the kids and...
355
00:16:42,517 --> 00:16:44,053
Do you love my sister?
356
00:16:51,308 --> 00:16:52,881
What are you talking about?
357
00:16:55,395 --> 00:16:58,590
I'm talking about the fact that you're
fucking the nanny behind my sister's back.
358
00:17:02,008 --> 00:17:04,451
Fuck you off,
that's what I'm talking about.
359
00:17:06,877 --> 00:17:08,571
- What?
- You know,
360
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:10,670
I love your sister very much
and I made a mistake
361
00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:11,853
and if I'm not wrong,
362
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,813
you've made a couple of those
in your life too.
363
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:16,230
So, I don't think you're really
in a position to judge me right now.
364
00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:19,940
Don't you dare try to turn this into some...
Okay. No.
365
00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:22,341
Alright. No, you're right.
366
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,341
I wanna fix it.
367
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,640
So I'm gonna break it up with Hazel.
368
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:34,052
I mean, that's so given,
I just, I'm not sure...
369
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,210
I don't know whether to tell Kit or...
370
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:41,821
Well, see, you can break her heart
and destroy her trust in you.
371
00:17:42,507 --> 00:17:44,133
Mister Bealbin on line 1.
372
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,872
Sweetie, mama B
is gonna put out some fire.
373
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:51,923
But I love you
and I will see you later.
374
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:55,652
Thank you for bringing her by.
375
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:56,561
Thanks.
376
00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,152
Hey, I love you too.
377
00:18:05,957 --> 00:18:07,401
Rule number 1,
378
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,700
poker's all about deception.
379
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,182
- "Sur Te Pas" by Autour de Lucie -
380
00:18:13,305 --> 00:18:15,461
- Hello.
- Hey!
381
00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,832
She left.
382
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,382
Stacey did?
383
00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:24,340
It's about pretending your hand
is better than it is.
384
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:27,332
We were all set to go to
this romantic week end and, and...
385
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,071
She, she got this...
386
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:31,682
last minute job offering
and she took it.
387
00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:35,741
It's about psyching all the other players
to your advantage.
388
00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:39,231
Well thank you very much,
you fucking vagina wig.
389
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,760
The what?
390
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:43,782
You've got to know when to bluff
and how far to push it.
391
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:45,981
No, nothing.
392
00:18:46,026 --> 00:18:48,551
It's, it's just something that I
393
00:18:48,556 --> 00:18:50,213
I call my little
394
00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:51,530
baby niece.
395
00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:54,142
Well, fuck her. Alright?
Fuck her.
396
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,681
Yeah, fuck her.
397
00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:58,401
Listen, I...
398
00:18:59,218 --> 00:19:01,172
I was wandering, uh...
399
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:04,141
You know, I've still got these reservations
and uh...
400
00:19:05,585 --> 00:19:08,573
If there's any chance
you're free at all, it...
401
00:19:08,578 --> 00:19:11,922
it'd be really silly
let them go to waste, you know.
402
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,731
Let me check my schedule.
403
00:19:18,806 --> 00:19:20,310
Second rule,
404
00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:22,501
Hey, Megan, what's wrong?
405
00:19:23,486 --> 00:19:25,761
The chief Barclay had the promotion.
406
00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:27,922
You're kidding me!
407
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:30,383
This guy's a moron.
408
00:19:30,658 --> 00:19:32,660
Leave emotion at the door.
409
00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:35,930
A moron who played golf with Mitch
and went to the same fraternity.
410
00:19:37,005 --> 00:19:39,022
That is so uncool.
411
00:19:39,795 --> 00:19:42,971
I mean, you're so much more qualified
than Barclay is.
412
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,301
Plus, you've been here since the beginning.
413
00:19:46,006 --> 00:19:47,753
You've gotta play the hand
you've dealth.
414
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,740
What do you suggest I do?
415
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:51,292
Fucking sue him.
416
00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:53,132
Listen to me, Megan,
417
00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:55,431
nobody here deserves that promotion
more than you.
418
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:56,483
Nobody.
419
00:19:57,705 --> 00:20:01,352
Don't get involved in other people's bullshit.
That just gets in the way.
420
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:05,330
You know, that's easy for you to say.
You're a member of the boys' club.
421
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,182
A nice member,
but a member nevertheless.
422
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,200
Third rule,
423
00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:16,540
poker's not for, like, the wussy player,
all right?
424
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,593
Sometimes, you gotta go all in.
425
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:28,050
Place your bet.
426
00:20:44,008 --> 00:20:46,211
Then commit to you hand.
427
00:21:05,106 --> 00:21:07,632
You scare me.
428
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,863
Why do I scare you?
429
00:21:43,006 --> 00:21:45,750
The more I'm afraid of something
430
00:21:47,246 --> 00:21:50,432
the more I know I have to do it.
431
00:21:51,566 --> 00:21:54,622
I figured that out
when I was a kid.
432
00:21:57,778 --> 00:22:00,992
I can lead a protected life,
433
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:06,053
hiding away from this scary world.
434
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:13,093
Or I could take on the things
that scares me the most.
435
00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:19,652
The more it might hurt,
436
00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:26,432
the more I might die doing it,
437
00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:33,843
the more worth doing it
must be.
438
00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:38,510
I don't wanna die right now.
439
00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,732
Me neither.
440
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:56,952
Do you want to try it?
441
00:23:32,406 --> 00:23:33,670
It's okay.
442
00:24:19,706 --> 00:24:20,861
Come down.
443
00:24:20,867 --> 00:24:22,333
Come up.
444
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,450
Don't worry about getting dirty.
445
00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,032
Okay, I'm cool.
446
00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:27,983
Two reds. But I'm in. I'm in.
447
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,203
What are we doing here?
Alright, alright, alright.
448
00:26:34,957 --> 00:26:36,051
Alright.
449
00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:37,321
Papi,
450
00:26:38,078 --> 00:26:40,750
- we're going to smoke.
- Alright, go.
451
00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:46,143
Here we go, hands.
452
00:26:46,766 --> 00:26:48,450
- I'm ready.
- Go.
453
00:26:49,406 --> 00:26:51,251
Oh shit! Oh man!
454
00:26:51,905 --> 00:26:55,201
My girl's a winner!
She keeps her cards close to her chest.
455
00:26:58,005 --> 00:26:59,553
I am so proud of you, man.
456
00:27:01,178 --> 00:27:04,592
You just wade out. You just wade it out,
lady. You just wade it out.
457
00:27:04,628 --> 00:27:06,881
- This is rent money.
- Are you... money?
458
00:27:15,997 --> 00:27:17,150
Sorry, sorry.
459
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:21,940
That's funny. I'll sue that.
460
00:27:29,007 --> 00:27:31,342
Oh shit, little Nicky.
461
00:27:38,848 --> 00:27:41,050
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna put...
462
00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:43,542
You know what? Hey, mama.
463
00:27:43,608 --> 00:27:44,781
I win!
464
00:27:46,016 --> 00:27:49,950
- Take it...
- That's cool, that's cool.
465
00:27:50,576 --> 00:27:52,141
What should I've done then?
466
00:27:53,346 --> 00:27:54,973
What are you doing?
467
00:27:55,657 --> 00:27:57,353
Get the fuck off of her.
468
00:27:58,207 --> 00:27:59,492
Fuck you.
469
00:28:09,508 --> 00:28:13,352
Shut up!
Let go of her!
470
00:28:13,547 --> 00:28:15,921
- Handle your bitches, man.
- Oh, thank you.
471
00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,663
- You're going down, bitch!
- Okay, okay, alright.
472
00:28:19,006 --> 00:28:20,010
Ladies!
473
00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:22,373
- You're going down, bitch!
- Fuck you!
474
00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:26,042
Oh god!
475
00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:31,013
- Fuck my mother! Fuck!
- I'm so sorry. Oh shit...
476
00:28:31,598 --> 00:28:34,192
- Oh it hurts. It really hurts.
- Are you okay?
477
00:28:37,506 --> 00:28:39,002
I'm sorry again.
478
00:28:39,397 --> 00:28:42,061
- I'm not really that kinda psycho.
- It's okay.
479
00:28:43,567 --> 00:28:44,762
Sorry.
480
00:28:45,608 --> 00:28:46,673
No, you know, it's,
481
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:47,741
it's fine.
482
00:28:47,808 --> 00:28:50,232
I'm actually kind of excited
to get a black eye.
483
00:28:50,248 --> 00:28:52,123
I think that'll be cute.
I don't know why.
484
00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:53,282
It's gonna look good.
485
00:28:53,306 --> 00:28:54,523
I don't know about a black eye
486
00:28:54,528 --> 00:28:57,413
but you'll definitively have a bad bruise
for about a week.
487
00:28:58,006 --> 00:28:59,253
Well, see, that's no good.
488
00:28:59,265 --> 00:29:01,270
That is not gonna look good
for the premiere.
489
00:29:02,405 --> 00:29:05,310
- You're going right? Are you going?
- Yeah, I'm going.
490
00:29:07,306 --> 00:29:09,420
Don't worry, you'll still be cute.
491
00:29:15,905 --> 00:29:19,773
Oh my god! Looks like
he got attacked by a lawn mower.
492
00:29:20,178 --> 00:29:21,980
I'm guessing a car accident.
493
00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:25,432
All that blood come outta his nose
means he could have internal injuries.
494
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:27,331
He's definitively getting in before you.
495
00:29:28,207 --> 00:29:29,701
What are you? A paramedic?
496
00:29:30,408 --> 00:29:31,412
No.
497
00:29:37,505 --> 00:29:39,560
It's like fucking Iraq in here.
498
00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:42,933
It's not fucking Iraq in here.
You haven't seen Iraq.
499
00:29:44,078 --> 00:29:46,372
- Like you have?
- Yeah.
500
00:29:47,006 --> 00:29:48,262
What are you talking about?
501
00:29:48,305 --> 00:29:50,403
Just what I've said.
I've been in Iraq.
502
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,010
Are you a journalist?
503
00:29:52,046 --> 00:29:53,873
No. I'm in the service.
504
00:29:53,908 --> 00:29:56,563
- You're in the army?
- National Guard.
505
00:29:58,667 --> 00:30:00,701
What?
You've got a problem with that?
506
00:30:02,557 --> 00:30:04,163
No, I just, I...
507
00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:07,063
- guess I never imagined that you...
- Okay, I'll tell you what.
508
00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:10,793
While I was over here defending your country,
what were you over here doing?
509
00:30:11,005 --> 00:30:14,203
What? Burning up oil
driving your car to beauty saloon?
510
00:30:16,007 --> 00:30:17,042
Uh, listen,
511
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:20,403
I never asked you to go fight
George Bush's stupid fucking war, okay?
512
00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:23,680
It was my job. I don't like Bush
anymore than you do.
513
00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,402
It's your job to kill innocent Iraqis?
514
00:30:25,465 --> 00:30:27,433
- You know what? Shit.
- That's a job?
515
00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:31,073
Hey, Tasha!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
516
00:30:32,567 --> 00:30:35,042
I don't even know why I said that.
I was...
517
00:30:35,048 --> 00:30:36,071
I'm sorry.
518
00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:38,941
Please, don't go.
519
00:30:40,627 --> 00:30:41,933
I'm sorry.
520
00:31:02,566 --> 00:31:06,202
- So what's up with you eye?
- Well it hurts, like fuck.
521
00:31:06,508 --> 00:31:07,541
Sorry.
522
00:31:17,287 --> 00:31:19,762
Personally, I've never seen
any like it before.
523
00:31:19,808 --> 00:31:22,902
You do a girl a favor, and she ends up
biting the hand that feeds her.
524
00:31:23,435 --> 00:31:24,332
What's up, Ed?
525
00:31:25,086 --> 00:31:26,782
Megan Reed made a complaint.
526
00:31:26,787 --> 00:31:30,242
She's thinking about suing Mitch
for passing him before the PM promotion.
527
00:31:30,517 --> 00:31:32,082
She's gonna sue him?
528
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:33,822
Well, she has been here long before Barclay.
529
00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,031
It's total bullshit, okay.
530
00:31:35,076 --> 00:31:36,341
She doesn't like the...
531
00:31:36,747 --> 00:31:38,143
Donald heard me out,
532
00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:39,332
he's totally behind me.
533
00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:40,712
She's a stupid bitch!
534
00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:43,751
Whatever!
535
00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:56,030
Go, mister man!
536
00:31:56,477 --> 00:31:58,633
Have a great time!
537
00:31:59,406 --> 00:32:01,523
- Hey, Shay.
- Hi!
538
00:32:01,608 --> 00:32:04,170
- Jared's at the back with our neighbors.
- See you, Shane.
539
00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,922
Thank you so much for doing this.
I appreciate it.
540
00:32:06,977 --> 00:32:08,892
Sure. And uh...
541
00:32:08,896 --> 00:32:10,463
I'm sorry
542
00:32:11,005 --> 00:32:13,010
- about the other day.
- No!
543
00:32:13,017 --> 00:32:15,830
I really don't want to make you
uncomfortable.
544
00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:18,713
Oh no, you didn't made it.
It was me too.
545
00:32:18,716 --> 00:32:20,573
'Cause I had a part in that.
546
00:32:21,227 --> 00:32:22,751
I just uh...
547
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,853
I don't know. I don't,
548
00:32:25,505 --> 00:32:27,181
I don't wanna fuck things up right now.
549
00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:28,731
You know, with Shay,
550
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,843
- and, you know, myself...
- What makes you think
551
00:32:31,887 --> 00:32:33,431
you'd fuck things up?
552
00:32:34,608 --> 00:32:35,682
Paige,
553
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,832
I mean it, I think
you are an amazing woman.
554
00:32:39,877 --> 00:32:44,020
Oh, no no no. Just stop
before you get to the "but".
555
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,330
You're a really amazing woman,
556
00:32:47,717 --> 00:32:49,341
but you're not my type.
557
00:32:49,405 --> 00:32:51,260
You're a really amazing woman,
558
00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:52,832
but I'm in a relationship.
559
00:32:53,907 --> 00:32:55,693
I'd really love to fuck you,
560
00:32:56,765 --> 00:32:58,420
but I won't stay the night.
561
00:33:01,408 --> 00:33:02,960
I probably wouldn't.
562
00:33:07,505 --> 00:33:09,431
And I'm also the person that,
563
00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:12,292
when I get too close to someone,
564
00:33:12,295 --> 00:33:13,722
I push her away.
565
00:33:15,997 --> 00:33:19,752
And I don't trust myself enough
to not do that to you.
566
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:22,860
And I don't wanna do that to you.
567
00:33:23,408 --> 00:33:27,252
Plus, I mean it, I do think
you're an amazing woman.
568
00:33:28,127 --> 00:33:29,543
And I,
569
00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:32,201
I think you could do a lot better than me.
570
00:33:33,106 --> 00:33:36,143
Thanks. That's a...
nice way to put it.
571
00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:37,720
It's the truth.
572
00:33:43,008 --> 00:33:44,311
Thank you again.
573
00:33:44,406 --> 00:33:45,643
Have a good time.
574
00:33:46,128 --> 00:33:47,172
Yeah.
575
00:33:47,205 --> 00:33:48,630
I'll call you in a little bit,
576
00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,690
for checking how kids are doing.
577
00:33:55,406 --> 00:33:57,182
Oh hey, um...
578
00:33:57,585 --> 00:34:00,190
with everything that's going on
in your life right now,
579
00:34:01,725 --> 00:34:03,353
if you need a friend,
580
00:34:04,205 --> 00:34:05,760
I'm up for that.
581
00:34:07,008 --> 00:34:08,373
I would love that.
582
00:34:17,435 --> 00:34:20,410
Well, check again.
Am I speaking another language?
583
00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:24,723
Stacey Merkin,
M-E-R-K-I-N
584
00:34:24,726 --> 00:34:26,943
Just check under Si Magazine!
585
00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,072
What's going on?
586
00:34:28,308 --> 00:34:31,283
Hi. I'm supposed to be interviewing
Shane McCutcheon.
587
00:34:31,325 --> 00:34:33,533
I'm Stacey Merkin, from Si Magazine.
588
00:34:33,565 --> 00:34:35,563
Si Magazine's already inside
in the green room.
589
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,411
- Who booked you?
- Sophia Mancuso.
590
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,922
I don't know any Sophia Mancuso
and I know everybody.
591
00:34:39,956 --> 00:34:41,250
We can't help you.
592
00:34:41,307 --> 00:34:42,830
Fucking asshole!
593
00:34:43,508 --> 00:34:45,212
- Hey, Max.
- Hey.
594
00:34:45,305 --> 00:34:47,553
What is it that you wanted
to talk to me about?
595
00:34:47,807 --> 00:34:49,930
I'm here to back up Megan Reed.
596
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:51,751
What do you mean?
597
00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:55,670
I know for a fact
that Mitch doesn't support women.
598
00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:58,523
And that he routinely discriminates
against female employees.
599
00:34:58,605 --> 00:34:59,852
How do you know that?
600
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:02,081
What evidence are you offering
601
00:35:02,087 --> 00:35:04,402
to substantiate Megan's accusation?
602
00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:07,453
Because he did it to me.
603
00:35:14,617 --> 00:35:16,550
- "You've Been Spiked"
by Chris Joss -
604
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,233
Shane! Over here!
605
00:35:39,085 --> 00:35:42,843
- Oh my God!
- Oh my God...
606
00:35:46,007 --> 00:35:49,050
What does that mean,
"You're looking very Shane today"?
607
00:35:49,086 --> 00:35:50,371
Fuck, if I know.
608
00:35:53,517 --> 00:35:54,550
You've got to come on in.
609
00:35:54,607 --> 00:35:56,541
- Oh, come with me.
- Oh, sorry, you have to stay here.
610
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,621
- They're gonna come in. They're gonna come in.
- Oh really?
611
00:35:58,658 --> 00:36:00,621
That is so rude!
612
00:36:18,506 --> 00:36:20,020
This is crazy.
613
00:36:21,326 --> 00:36:23,483
This sucks. Okay,
614
00:36:23,486 --> 00:36:25,180
enough. Sorry.
615
00:36:25,276 --> 00:36:27,230
You wanna go in?
Let's go on in.
616
00:36:27,308 --> 00:36:30,452
Shane! Shane, hi!
It's Stacey Merkin.
617
00:36:30,485 --> 00:36:33,093
- I was supposed to interview you.
- Are you the vagina wig?
618
00:36:34,107 --> 00:36:35,652
Alright, time to go, m'am.
619
00:36:36,008 --> 00:36:37,202
Hi!
620
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:39,890
The Chart.
621
00:36:39,908 --> 00:36:42,932
Yeah, Alice, you know.
Pretty dress.
622
00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:45,741
Sorry.
623
00:36:51,456 --> 00:36:52,651
Debbie,
624
00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:56,772
do you think it's terrible the two of us
in here along together?
625
00:36:57,858 --> 00:36:59,671
No, I don't think it's terrible.
626
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,262
I think that she was the one
that stood you up.
627
00:37:03,106 --> 00:37:04,903
And you've done nothing wrong.
628
00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:10,353
I think I'm supposed
to be completely broken-hearted
629
00:37:10,357 --> 00:37:12,950
'cause she doesn't care enough about
our relationship that she turned down
630
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,282
- at a stupid interview with some...
- Thank you.
631
00:37:15,285 --> 00:37:16,872
...no name celebrity.
632
00:37:18,698 --> 00:37:20,700
The truth is I'm actually
633
00:37:22,085 --> 00:37:26,101
in a very beautiful place with you
and
634
00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:30,550
and there's a fire and
635
00:37:30,556 --> 00:37:31,733
good wine
636
00:37:32,097 --> 00:37:33,320
and
637
00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,241
I think the reason why I feel guilty
638
00:37:39,245 --> 00:37:41,220
is that I really wanna kiss you.
639
00:37:42,037 --> 00:37:43,191
You do?
640
00:37:48,027 --> 00:37:49,531
A lot.
641
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,040
So kiss me.
642
00:38:41,308 --> 00:38:43,392
I'm sorry. I...
643
00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:47,031
I really want you.
644
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,240
- But I think that's...
- What?
645
00:38:50,256 --> 00:38:52,832
I feel terrible. I just, I,
646
00:38:52,906 --> 00:38:55,481
I can't cheat on Stacey like this,
I've got uh...
647
00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:58,262
I'll talk to her.
648
00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:00,503
And I'll tell her that it's just
649
00:39:00,507 --> 00:39:02,581
over. And then...
650
00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:04,870
I owe her that.
651
00:39:04,977 --> 00:39:07,292
I am so crazy about you.
652
00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:09,983
You are?
653
00:39:15,188 --> 00:39:16,352
Oh fuck!
654
00:39:17,167 --> 00:39:18,992
I have to, uh,
655
00:39:18,997 --> 00:39:21,300
I have to talk to you about something.
656
00:39:21,408 --> 00:39:22,560
What?
657
00:39:25,705 --> 00:39:27,631
I've been lying to you,
658
00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:30,912
and I've done something
that's very dishonest,
659
00:39:31,005 --> 00:39:33,441
and I'm very, very, very sorry.
660
00:39:34,307 --> 00:39:36,873
I hope that
661
00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:40,643
if you can let me explain
all the crazy reasons
662
00:39:40,686 --> 00:39:42,472
why I've done this that
663
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,471
it won't be too late
664
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,243
for us.
665
00:39:51,426 --> 00:39:54,062
There's no such thing as "too late".
666
00:39:55,137 --> 00:39:57,100
And I really believe that.
667
00:39:57,108 --> 00:39:58,182
Truly.
668
00:39:58,207 --> 00:40:01,102
Just tell me.
Just talk to me.
669
00:40:01,207 --> 00:40:03,850
- I mean, whatever you've done...
- I'm so sorry...
670
00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,322
What?
671
00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:06,520
I can...
672
00:40:06,606 --> 00:40:08,580
- Yeah?
- Lindsey?
673
00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:10,282
Lindsey, are you in there?
674
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,433
Shit! Where is my shirt?
675
00:40:13,507 --> 00:40:14,973
Over here.
676
00:40:15,508 --> 00:40:18,210
It's okay, honey. I'm just,
I'm getting out of the shower.
677
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,983
There's water everywhere.
678
00:40:20,028 --> 00:40:22,221
- Sweetie, I'm so sorry.
- I'll be there in 2 seconds.
679
00:40:22,228 --> 00:40:24,442
- I'm so sorry and I did a stupid mistake.
- What the fuck is she doing here?!
680
00:40:24,448 --> 00:40:26,032
- I didn't mean to...
- It's okay.
681
00:40:26,106 --> 00:40:28,350
What are you doing here!
Oh my God!
682
00:40:28,407 --> 00:40:30,440
- I'm so sorry.
- You're crazy!
683
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,423
- Schecter...
- Hello,
684
00:40:37,466 --> 00:40:40,681
- Merkin.
- Stacey, this is my friend
685
00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:42,993
I was telling you about.
This is Debbie Oxnard.
686
00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:47,420
No, this is Jennifer fucking Schecter,
the lunatic whose book I reviewed.
687
00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:48,883
What?
688
00:40:50,555 --> 00:40:53,633
That's actually what I was about to
689
00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:55,160
explain.
690
00:40:55,205 --> 00:40:57,432
What could you possibly say?
691
00:40:58,505 --> 00:41:00,823
I don't know. This is gonna sound so...
692
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:09,970
I thought that if I could prove that
you weren't a saint,
693
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:14,190
and I thought that if I could make you
sleep with me
694
00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:16,203
that it would prove that all those really
695
00:41:16,215 --> 00:41:19,531
horrible, mean things
that Stacey said about me
696
00:41:19,538 --> 00:41:22,902
and my experiences
and the way I turned out...
697
00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:27,030
- wouldn't be true.
- What the fuck are you talking about?!
698
00:41:27,108 --> 00:41:28,850
I thought that if I could
699
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:32,342
make you into a liar and a cheat
700
00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:34,611
like me... But you know,
701
00:41:34,657 --> 00:41:36,450
the thing is, you're not.
702
00:41:36,505 --> 00:41:38,851
I mean, you're right about that, Stacey.
703
00:41:41,517 --> 00:41:43,021
You're a saint.
704
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:48,291
I'm so sorry.
705
00:41:49,377 --> 00:41:50,571
You're not,
706
00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:52,213
you're not a student.
707
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,011
No.
708
00:41:57,438 --> 00:41:59,351
Fucking manatees.
709
00:41:59,575 --> 00:42:02,890
The manatees are a little bit true
'cause I...
710
00:42:02,936 --> 00:42:05,661
- I did write a story about...
- Sounder?
711
00:42:05,737 --> 00:42:09,563
That's not my dog.
I adopted him from a rescue.
712
00:42:11,577 --> 00:42:13,682
- Did you sleep with her?
- No.
713
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,632
No. I gotta get...
714
00:42:17,707 --> 00:42:19,251
I gotta get out of here.
715
00:42:20,508 --> 00:42:21,931
How could you do that?
716
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:23,820
Fuck!
717
00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:27,350
How can anybody do something like that.
718
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,580
I know, it's crazy.
719
00:42:33,005 --> 00:42:36,410
Just stay the fuck away from us.
720
00:42:43,968 --> 00:42:45,650
- "Monterey Blues" by Virginia Mayhew -
721
00:42:53,308 --> 00:42:55,523
Ugh, that movie bit ass.
722
00:42:55,605 --> 00:42:58,582
You know what? I need a new haircut,
and I've just stopped wearing ties.
723
00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,301
But that was an amazing flop
back then when she had the river.
724
00:43:01,307 --> 00:43:02,700
God, look at that.
725
00:43:02,808 --> 00:43:03,673
Hey.
726
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:06,513
- Wow, you look...
- ...very Shane today?
727
00:43:06,556 --> 00:43:07,693
Fuck you.
728
00:43:07,768 --> 00:43:09,713
Fuck everyone. Let's play poker.
729
00:43:12,008 --> 00:43:13,422
- Shane?
- Yes?
730
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,050
There's somebody I think
you should meet.
731
00:43:17,005 --> 00:43:18,243
Saskia?
732
00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:21,270
I would like to introduce you to Shane.
733
00:43:21,728 --> 00:43:24,542
I've been told
I'm looking very Shane today.
734
00:43:24,608 --> 00:43:26,563
Well, I would consider that
as a compliment.
735
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:27,882
Thank you.
736
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:32,962
Shit, um...
737
00:43:33,138 --> 00:43:34,593
I'm gonna take this.
738
00:43:34,677 --> 00:43:37,263
Thanks, Burg.
So, it was nice to meet you.
739
00:43:37,705 --> 00:43:38,683
Hello.
740
00:43:39,028 --> 00:43:42,933
Oh hey! I'm really sorry to bother you.
I just
741
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,601
thought I would get your voice mail.
742
00:43:46,558 --> 00:43:49,161
- Shay woke up from a bad dream.
- Can I talk to him?
743
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,041
Hello?
744
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:56,430
Hey little man.
I hear you had a bad dream...
745
00:43:57,007 --> 00:43:58,201
Yeah.
746
00:43:58,815 --> 00:44:00,483
You want me to come and get you?
747
00:44:00,558 --> 00:44:02,253
No, I'm okay.
748
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:03,742
You're sure?
749
00:44:04,288 --> 00:44:07,172
- I would like to bed now.
- Yeah, if you want.
750
00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:13,123
Yeah, he's gonna go back to bed.
751
00:44:13,508 --> 00:44:15,333
He just needed to hear your voice.
752
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:16,500
Should I
753
00:44:16,508 --> 00:44:20,390
- come in? I mean, I can try to get out of here.
- No, don't worry. He's fine.
754
00:44:20,706 --> 00:44:22,810
You just have a good time, okay?
755
00:44:22,905 --> 00:44:25,453
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
756
00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:37,361
We were together for 5 years.
757
00:44:37,365 --> 00:44:38,563
In New York.
758
00:44:41,068 --> 00:44:42,910
She was hot
759
00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:46,401
but her career stopped
760
00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:48,592
and mine took off.
761
00:44:48,635 --> 00:44:50,590
So why did it end?
762
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,141
I got famous,
763
00:44:53,186 --> 00:44:54,992
and she wanted to be the star.
764
00:44:55,948 --> 00:44:57,190
Tina and I,
765
00:44:59,688 --> 00:45:02,283
Tina and I were together for
766
00:45:02,305 --> 00:45:04,320
- 8
- 8
767
00:45:06,557 --> 00:45:07,611
eight years.
768
00:45:08,147 --> 00:45:09,630
But then
769
00:45:10,288 --> 00:45:14,063
then a lot changed
after she had the baby.
770
00:45:14,065 --> 00:45:16,140
- So much changed.
- Wait, wait, wait.
771
00:45:16,186 --> 00:45:17,732
Tina had a baby?
772
00:45:17,777 --> 00:45:21,460
Oh no, we, we had a ba-
a baby.
773
00:45:21,505 --> 00:45:23,563
- Me and Tina.
- You and Tina together?
774
00:45:23,607 --> 00:45:24,410
Yes.
775
00:45:26,037 --> 00:45:29,940
A toodle, she's little.
Angelica, she's almost 2.
776
00:45:32,706 --> 00:45:34,001
An
777
00:45:34,086 --> 00:45:36,303
gelica
778
00:45:36,307 --> 00:45:38,533
- Angelica...
- Angelica.
779
00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:42,840
- That is pretty.
- Thank you.
780
00:45:42,876 --> 00:45:44,390
She's beautiful.
781
00:45:48,256 --> 00:45:49,821
I don't like kids.
782
00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,240
What?
783
00:45:53,095 --> 00:45:55,083
I don't like kids.
784
00:45:58,825 --> 00:46:00,133
Wow...
785
00:46:02,267 --> 00:46:03,500
WOW...
786
00:46:04,096 --> 00:46:05,682
I'm sorry.
787
00:46:05,685 --> 00:46:07,173
I don't.
788
00:46:11,348 --> 00:46:13,462
They need too much attention.
789
00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,383
They get in the way of work,
790
00:46:17,488 --> 00:46:18,851
of sex.
791
00:46:20,585 --> 00:46:21,790
They're a hassle.
792
00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:27,831
- Can I get you ladies anything else?
- No, just the check. Thanks.
793
00:46:27,837 --> 00:46:28,933
Thank you.
794
00:46:36,906 --> 00:46:39,092
'Cause I love her.
It's just, you know,
795
00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:41,052
I think she's just used to
having housekeepers,
796
00:46:41,056 --> 00:46:43,151
people looking after like everything.
797
00:46:43,205 --> 00:46:44,672
Yeah, I know, I get that.
798
00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:47,010
What's the deal with you and Papi though?
799
00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:53,343
I, I was at... Long Beach,
800
00:46:53,345 --> 00:46:55,061
and I just come out,
801
00:46:55,565 --> 00:46:57,472
and I went to The Palms.
802
00:46:59,497 --> 00:47:01,491
And of course Papi tried to pick me up.
803
00:47:01,535 --> 00:47:02,412
Yeah.
804
00:47:02,507 --> 00:47:05,153
So we hooked up for one night and uh...
805
00:47:07,098 --> 00:47:09,300
- That was just terrible.
- Oh really?
806
00:47:09,418 --> 00:47:11,171
- You had bad sex with Papi?
- Oh yeah!
807
00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:13,052
There was like no chemistry.
808
00:47:15,026 --> 00:47:16,681
I mean she's not my type.
809
00:47:16,725 --> 00:47:18,520
I don't know you had a type.
810
00:47:19,156 --> 00:47:21,072
I just like girls who are girls.
811
00:47:23,605 --> 00:47:25,703
You know, it's all good though 'cause
812
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:27,890
me and Papi we became best friends.
813
00:47:27,895 --> 00:47:29,902
She's the best friend
anybody could have.
814
00:47:30,006 --> 00:47:32,131
Yeah, yeah. That's for sure.
She's got your back.
815
00:47:32,138 --> 00:47:33,721
- Yeah.
- Definitively.
816
00:47:35,418 --> 00:47:36,970
So you like girly girls, huh?
817
00:47:39,227 --> 00:47:40,921
- Yeah.
- You like my dress?
818
00:47:41,715 --> 00:47:44,303
- You're fucking with me?
- It's pretty, right?
819
00:47:44,308 --> 00:47:45,723
It's pink,
820
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,332
feminine.
821
00:47:51,007 --> 00:47:53,501
- Yeah, that's cute.
- Yeah. Glad you'd like it.
822
00:47:57,258 --> 00:47:59,420
You were touching my right nipple...
823
00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:00,580
and I...
824
00:48:01,407 --> 00:48:02,761
Oh, excuse-me.
825
00:48:02,798 --> 00:48:05,133
- Yeah?
- Is that your friend on the poster?
826
00:48:05,178 --> 00:48:06,222
Yes.
827
00:48:06,267 --> 00:48:09,132
We were just wandering if
you could settle a little wager for us.
828
00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:10,120
Sure.
829
00:48:10,197 --> 00:48:12,340
Does she prefer
to sleep with boys or girls?
830
00:48:12,407 --> 00:48:13,811
- Boys!
- Actually,
831
00:48:13,847 --> 00:48:16,953
- she plays on the whole girls team.
- Oh damnit!
832
00:48:17,057 --> 00:48:18,503
Catherine Rothberg.
833
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,002
Oh! Hi.
834
00:48:20,047 --> 00:48:21,950
I hate to take your money, Miles.
That's way too easy.
835
00:48:22,008 --> 00:48:24,190
- Miles Jewell.
- He's canadian.
836
00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,812
Helena Peabody.
837
00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:27,800
- That's a pleasure.
- Ooh, double or nothing.
838
00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,863
- Guess that accent.
- Australian.
839
00:48:30,226 --> 00:48:32,320
- Middle Sex.
- London.
840
00:48:32,406 --> 00:48:33,553
Sussex.
841
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:38,132
I have a house near Midhurst.
It's big, it's old, it's freezing in the winter
842
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,072
and I hate it.
843
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,711
- I'm sorry.
- So what's your story?
844
00:48:41,756 --> 00:48:43,952
Hundred box say, she has a boyfriend
who's an architect.
845
00:48:44,056 --> 00:48:45,901
Oh no, movie producer, definitively.
846
00:48:46,008 --> 00:48:48,461
What? Do you just bet on everything?
847
00:48:48,505 --> 00:48:49,790
- Everything.
- Everything.
848
00:48:49,888 --> 00:48:51,342
So, what's the verdict?
849
00:48:51,356 --> 00:48:54,851
Currently single, but
a life long play on Shane's team.
850
00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:57,721
I hate to loose.
851
00:49:02,918 --> 00:49:05,070
We were just on our way
to my private power game
852
00:49:05,128 --> 00:49:06,812
and we were wandering
if you'd like to join us.
853
00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:10,181
I'd love to come. I mean,
I've heard that's a great game.
854
00:49:10,706 --> 00:49:12,951
Well, I have to warn you,
it's not for the fane of heart.
855
00:49:13,007 --> 00:49:14,872
I'm feeling lucky tonight.
856
00:49:20,508 --> 00:49:21,340
Hey.
857
00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:24,051
She went down around 9.
858
00:49:24,105 --> 00:49:25,500
How was your date?
859
00:49:26,077 --> 00:49:27,202
It sucked.
860
00:49:27,746 --> 00:49:29,711
Ooh, I'm sorry.
861
00:49:32,047 --> 00:49:32,952
Good night.
862
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,613
I, I did it by the way.
863
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,642
I broke it off with Hazel.
864
00:49:42,665 --> 00:49:43,563
Good.
865
00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:05,742
- "Luck Be a Lady" by Brian Setzer -
866
00:50:24,508 --> 00:50:26,291
I asked them to change over the theater.
867
00:50:29,296 --> 00:50:30,863
Oh my godness!
868
00:50:36,596 --> 00:50:38,700
My God!
It's good to see you.
869
00:50:43,506 --> 00:50:45,143
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.
870
00:50:46,298 --> 00:50:49,531
- Can you sign here, Miss Peabody?
- Oh, thank you.
871
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:51,692
You're not playing?
872
00:50:53,037 --> 00:50:55,591
Take it easy, okay?
I forgot to tell you the last rule.
873
00:50:56,385 --> 00:50:58,022
The house always wins.
874
00:50:59,506 --> 00:51:01,612
- Let's do this.
- Let's do it.
875
00:51:07,507 --> 00:51:08,243
Hey.
876
00:51:12,508 --> 00:51:14,882
- You left the party?
- Yeah, uh,
877
00:51:14,926 --> 00:51:18,472
- I'm not in this much.
- I made my grandmother a meatloaf.
878
00:51:18,507 --> 00:51:20,013
It sounds nice.
879
00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:25,382
I don't think I've actually ate
anything tonight.
880
00:51:26,728 --> 00:51:28,220
Would you like some meatloaf?
881
00:51:33,098 --> 00:51:34,433
Let's see it!
882
00:52:12,606 --> 00:52:14,483
You know, I just need to
883
00:52:14,968 --> 00:52:17,542
take things kinda slow.
You know?
884
00:52:19,047 --> 00:52:21,883
Okay, slow is good.
Let's move slow.
885
00:52:22,508 --> 00:52:24,022
I can do slow, so...
886
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,133
- Phyllis...
- Alice...
887
00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:28,582
I told Leonard about this,
888
00:52:28,606 --> 00:52:30,793
I told him I wanted a divorce.
889
00:52:39,705 --> 00:52:41,051
I don't do drama.
890
00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:43,531
Obviously there's something
you need to work out.
891
00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:45,373
I'll see you around.
892
00:52:52,506 --> 00:52:53,640
Hi.
893
00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:55,143
I'm sorry.
894
00:52:56,728 --> 00:52:58,451
Can we try again?
895
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:01,780
Come in.
896
00:53:11,206 --> 00:53:12,313
I'm all in.
897
00:53:15,006 --> 00:53:16,013
I call.
898
00:53:17,217 --> 00:53:19,252
I'll take your 50.000.
899
00:53:19,507 --> 00:53:21,362
50.000 dollars?
900
00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:23,091
Yeah, that's what you signed up for.
901
00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:27,022
I had no idea it was quite that much.
902
00:53:27,107 --> 00:53:28,483
Well, it's too late now.
903
00:53:31,007 --> 00:53:32,120
Let's see your cards.
904
00:53:35,057 --> 00:53:37,391
As you americans like to say,
905
00:53:38,005 --> 00:53:39,310
Read them
906
00:53:39,977 --> 00:53:41,823
and weep.
907
00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:03,343
Oh my God...
908
00:54:04,807 --> 00:54:08,292
Catherine, I haven't been entirely
forthcoming about my
909
00:54:08,297 --> 00:54:10,120
financial situation. I mean,
910
00:54:11,007 --> 00:54:12,862
it's a little embarassing, actually.
911
00:54:12,895 --> 00:54:14,583
But my mother and I,
we had this
912
00:54:14,587 --> 00:54:16,551
slight disagreement and I can't
913
00:54:16,585 --> 00:54:19,751
for the time being get my hands
on the family holding.
914
00:54:21,308 --> 00:54:22,552
I can't pay
915
00:54:22,557 --> 00:54:24,281
my debt, Catherine.
916
00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,671
I know, I had lunch with your mother
two weeks ago in Monica.
917
00:54:27,675 --> 00:54:28,923
Look,
918
00:54:29,448 --> 00:54:31,913
this is the key to my presidential suite.
919
00:54:32,008 --> 00:54:33,990
Meet me wednesday night at 8.
920
00:54:34,508 --> 00:54:38,070
I'm sorry to hear about
you financial problems, but don't worry,
921
00:54:38,117 --> 00:54:40,672
there's more than on way
to pay off a debt.
922
00:54:42,008 --> 00:54:43,800
You should have listen to you friend,
923
00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:47,001
everybody knows the house always wins.
924
00:54:48,278 --> 00:54:49,923
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