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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,514 Previously on The L Word 2 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:02,807 Back to school night. 3 00:00:02,858 --> 00:00:03,774 I'm Paige Sobel. 4 00:00:03,777 --> 00:00:05,285 I'm here for my little brother, Shay. 5 00:00:05,348 --> 00:00:08,359 So, you're my competition, Vanilla? I'll still kick your minor ass. 6 00:00:08,394 --> 00:00:11,351 Since you don't have any insurance, we'll be billing you for the charges directly. 7 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:12,557 How am I gonna come up with that money? 8 00:00:12,592 --> 00:00:14,703 I'm desperate to find a caterer for our next week fundraiser. 9 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:16,756 - Helena is a caterer. - I am? 10 00:00:16,796 --> 00:00:18,590 - Are you free friday, Helena? - Yeah. 11 00:00:19,192 --> 00:00:21,346 I cannot believe you fucked my boss. 12 00:00:21,371 --> 00:00:22,783 I'm not gonna let this get out of hand. 13 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:26,266 May I introduce you to our estimed artist in residence, Jodi Lerner. 14 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:27,910 This is her assistant, Tom Mater. 15 00:00:27,947 --> 00:00:30,313 If you wanna say something, talk to me, not Tom. 16 00:00:30,348 --> 00:00:33,760 I only choose books to review that hold significance to me. 17 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:36,023 Why does "Some of Her Parts" hold significance to you? 18 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:37,792 My partner's a survivor. 19 00:00:37,826 --> 00:00:40,571 "...self indulgent and self pitying"? 20 00:00:40,617 --> 00:00:42,540 Fuck you, Stacey Merkin! 21 00:00:42,588 --> 00:00:44,052 Is this Sounder? I'll take her. 22 00:00:44,157 --> 00:00:45,370 How long have you had her, Debbie? 23 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:47,631 About 11 eleven years, My longuest relationship. 24 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:49,473 That's my girlfriend, Stacey. She's a journalist. 25 00:00:49,506 --> 00:00:51,091 I'd love to get lessons from you. 26 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:53,151 - I'm probably pretty rusty. - I'm not. 27 00:00:53,747 --> 00:00:55,123 I've been living as a man, 28 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,983 and soon I'm physically gonna be one as well. 29 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,472 I don't date freaks. 30 00:00:58,508 --> 00:01:00,110 You fucking freak! 31 00:03:00,007 --> 00:03:01,442 Hello Angus. 32 00:03:01,486 --> 00:03:03,233 - Hey. - Hi sweet heart. 33 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:04,820 She's in a really crappy mood. 34 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:07,122 Yes, come here gorgeous. 35 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:08,561 You want to see Mickey? 36 00:03:08,597 --> 00:03:10,100 Let's go play with Mickey. 37 00:03:10,105 --> 00:03:11,272 Yes, come. 38 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:13,031 Hey Angelica, do you wanna come play? 39 00:03:13,037 --> 00:03:15,451 Go get him tiger. Here you go. 40 00:03:16,035 --> 00:03:17,933 Do you wanna coloring? 41 00:03:17,978 --> 00:03:19,602 Is Tina not here? 42 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:22,072 Tina and Henry decided at the last minute they're going to the theater. 43 00:03:22,105 --> 00:03:24,801 We got some pizza in here. Do you want to join us? 44 00:03:24,907 --> 00:03:26,521 Oh, no. I gotta get home. 45 00:03:26,527 --> 00:03:28,570 I had a really sucky day. 46 00:03:28,606 --> 00:03:30,121 What was sucky of it? 47 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:33,391 Oh, it's just crap, it's just... 48 00:03:34,265 --> 00:03:35,933 fighting with my former best friends 49 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:37,730 about who wants to publishing the songs 50 00:03:37,765 --> 00:03:41,450 I totally wrote but generously gave them, credit on. That kind of suck. 51 00:03:41,978 --> 00:03:43,860 I'm sorry that was making you crabby. 52 00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:46,183 I uh... 53 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:48,941 was still hoping you to give me a lesson playing guitar. 54 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,323 But uh... 55 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:56,123 Yeah, you come by the studio some time I'll give you some points on the technic. 56 00:03:56,338 --> 00:03:58,382 I might take up on that. 57 00:03:58,557 --> 00:04:00,731 And when we're finished, I'll show you how to clean up. 58 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,182 Hello Tom. 59 00:04:02,556 --> 00:04:03,903 Dean. 60 00:04:06,005 --> 00:04:07,850 Hey Dean Porter. 61 00:04:08,007 --> 00:04:10,960 Glad to see Tom is getting to know some of the students. 62 00:04:13,906 --> 00:04:15,141 What about you? 63 00:04:15,526 --> 00:04:17,650 Are you still sleeping with Nadia? 64 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:19,303 Excuse me? 65 00:04:21,658 --> 00:04:23,611 She said, "are you still fucking Nadia". 66 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:26,532 Thank you, I got the gist of it. I don't know what you're talking about. 67 00:04:28,005 --> 00:04:30,771 Just a friendly question out of curiosity. 68 00:04:30,815 --> 00:04:32,393 Maybe a little concern. 69 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,062 I mean, Nadia's not a poker face, you know. 70 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:37,721 Well, don't believe everything you hear. 71 00:04:38,406 --> 00:04:41,230 Well, I see a lot more than I hear. 72 00:04:41,257 --> 00:04:43,841 I'm sorry. I didn't... I fell into that one. 73 00:04:46,006 --> 00:04:48,311 I made a few mistakes when I taught at Columbia. 74 00:04:49,007 --> 00:04:51,891 But, you know, following the rules is not always my 75 00:04:51,955 --> 00:04:54,032 thing. Um, excuse me? 76 00:04:54,036 --> 00:04:56,243 Brittany girl was a big, 77 00:04:56,246 --> 00:04:58,201 big mistake. 78 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:00,912 Brittany. I see. 79 00:05:01,806 --> 00:05:04,291 She was a Columbia graduate student, 80 00:05:05,268 --> 00:05:06,852 and I made a mistake with her. 81 00:05:08,237 --> 00:05:10,112 She turned her senior thesis 82 00:05:10,118 --> 00:05:13,433 into a life-size sculpture 83 00:05:13,437 --> 00:05:14,420 of me, 84 00:05:14,457 --> 00:05:16,462 naked. It was pretty good. 85 00:05:18,048 --> 00:05:21,122 But she should have made my breasts bigger. 86 00:05:23,037 --> 00:05:26,393 Well, I'm glad to hear there were no more serious repercutions and 87 00:05:26,857 --> 00:05:28,622 I'll try to be more careful than you. 88 00:05:29,535 --> 00:05:31,541 Ooh, don't be too careful, 89 00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:33,343 that's dreary. 90 00:05:34,308 --> 00:05:35,980 Thank you for the advice. 91 00:05:35,986 --> 00:05:37,581 I'll see you tomorrow. 92 00:05:39,508 --> 00:05:41,402 Yeah, AVC's money munch. 93 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:43,872 You know, fundraiser at the Chancelor residence. 94 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:45,250 Right. 95 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:49,050 Poor Sounder. 96 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:51,522 Debbie, I did everything I could for her, but she's, 97 00:05:51,557 --> 00:05:55,742 she's naughty anxious, has kidney failure and she's in a lot of pain. 98 00:05:55,787 --> 00:05:57,293 This is the right thing to do. 99 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,821 Are you sure? 100 00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:00,712 I'm sure. 101 00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:03,302 Are you sure she has to die? 102 00:06:03,356 --> 00:06:04,973 It's her time to go, Debbie. 103 00:06:13,305 --> 00:06:14,810 That's a girl. 104 00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:46,382 Here you go. 105 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,753 You gave her a wonderful life, Debbie. 106 00:06:50,737 --> 00:06:52,492 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 107 00:06:53,145 --> 00:06:54,610 No, I didn't. 108 00:06:58,427 --> 00:07:00,053 Hey, listen, why don't you uh... 109 00:07:01,096 --> 00:07:03,092 Would you let me take you out to dinner. We'll, 110 00:07:03,127 --> 00:07:06,021 we'll celebrate Sounder, have a drink in her honor, huh? 111 00:07:11,955 --> 00:07:13,051 Okay. 112 00:07:13,505 --> 00:07:18,053 Hit all dead golfers 113 00:07:18,058 --> 00:07:21,610 before easter. That's how I remember. 114 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,850 That's funny, and gross. 115 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,222 Yeah. 116 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:30,671 Okay, so you got the A and the E and the D cords down 117 00:07:30,715 --> 00:07:32,542 so now you just gotta work on your stream. 118 00:07:32,576 --> 00:07:34,712 That's the one thing I cannot seem to master. 119 00:07:34,738 --> 00:07:35,982 Yeah, well, it's uh, 120 00:07:35,985 --> 00:07:39,081 you just wanna, you want to keep your wrist sort of loose. 121 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,752 And relax, and uh, you just, 122 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:44,843 you wanna keep this up and down movement on 123 00:07:44,845 --> 00:07:45,921 no matter what. 124 00:07:45,955 --> 00:07:49,553 I don't usually have a problem keeping my up and down movement. 125 00:07:52,647 --> 00:07:55,522 So, yeah, you keep the 126 00:07:55,638 --> 00:07:57,710 wrist loose and up and down 127 00:07:57,715 --> 00:08:00,401 and then you just strength the strings with the rythm you want. 128 00:08:51,638 --> 00:08:54,090 - "Paralyzed" by Betty Wright - 129 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,471 - It's good, Kit. - Yeah? 130 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,113 Really? 131 00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:04,812 I haven't played it for Angus yet. 132 00:09:04,858 --> 00:09:07,653 He's been so down on himself lately. 133 00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:10,392 It's good. Could cheer him up. 134 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,030 I'm hoping. 135 00:09:12,706 --> 00:09:15,013 - Can I listen? - Oh, no, no, no. 136 00:09:15,047 --> 00:09:17,512 It's a little too nasty for you now. 137 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:18,842 No. No. 138 00:09:18,908 --> 00:09:21,751 Stop this too, it's not good for you. 139 00:09:22,566 --> 00:09:24,181 What's up, beautiful? 140 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:26,712 Hola Papi. 141 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:29,020 - Yo, Vanilla. - Yo, Pops. 142 00:09:29,056 --> 00:09:30,532 We never finished our game. 143 00:09:30,568 --> 00:09:33,190 Oh yeah, I know. I'm not much of a basketball player. 144 00:09:33,192 --> 00:09:35,046 No shit? But we've got to do something 145 00:09:35,081 --> 00:09:37,083 'cause this little problema is unresolved. 146 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,146 Look, I've got to tell you, I... 147 00:09:41,149 --> 00:09:44,253 I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 148 00:09:44,278 --> 00:09:47,160 Oh, really? Alright, so let me break this down for you, okay? 149 00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:51,863 Now that you're in my solar system, I can't have you dimming my stars and shit. 150 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,323 You must be kidding! 151 00:09:53,357 --> 00:09:56,201 Yeah, seriously, that's Alice's thing. That's not me. 152 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,962 Fuck, man, I'm just fuckin' wit you. 153 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:05,133 Like the foxy lady said, I'm just kidding. 154 00:10:06,908 --> 00:10:08,182 We're good then? 155 00:10:08,838 --> 00:10:10,701 - Sure. - Come on, are we good? 156 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:13,811 Yeah. 157 00:10:14,525 --> 00:10:15,821 - "T Ain't Nobody's Bizness if I Do" by Mary Stallings - 158 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:19,033 I couldn't believe that guy. 159 00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:20,522 I thought he'd never stop hitting on us. 160 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:22,020 Oh, that's typical of the guy, 161 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,383 sees two women together, thinks he's so needed. 162 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:25,421 I just wanna check out... 163 00:10:25,456 --> 00:10:27,683 He's so totally wrong 'cause we have everything 164 00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:29,842 anyone did ever want. Just being together. 165 00:10:33,087 --> 00:10:34,970 I just, I just wanna check on Helena really quick. 166 00:10:34,975 --> 00:10:36,721 - No... - Come on, she's been cooking all day 167 00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:38,153 and I haven't seen her. Hey! 168 00:10:40,005 --> 00:10:43,011 Well, it smells really good in here. 169 00:10:43,057 --> 00:10:44,770 Well there's five kinds of crotinis, 170 00:10:44,855 --> 00:10:47,860 3 per person, already for... How does that sound? 171 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:50,322 Oh it seems very good. I'm sure it'll be wonderful. 172 00:10:50,366 --> 00:10:53,382 We have quiches with leek, bacon and quarter... of... 173 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,952 We have belgian endives with... 174 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,611 We have chicken satay with tamarin sauce. 175 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:04,372 And it's all gonna be ready for your party tomorrow evening 176 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,783 despite the fact that my assistant hasn't been 177 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:08,940 in capacity to buy... 178 00:11:08,987 --> 00:11:10,590 Do you need, do you need help? 179 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:13,010 No, no, it's okay, I've put all under control. 180 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:16,013 Really? 'Cause I'm a good chopper. I can chop. 181 00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:18,031 No, you know what? She can handle it. Come on honey. 182 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,341 - Really? - Come on! 183 00:11:20,865 --> 00:11:22,520 Have fun girls. 184 00:11:27,007 --> 00:11:29,160 Wooo! Cool your jets, there, Phyllis. 185 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,412 Don't you wanna take a shower or something? 186 00:11:32,457 --> 00:11:34,151 Why? Do I need one? 187 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,783 - No. - Oh, I have a surprise for you. 188 00:11:37,045 --> 00:11:38,222 Good... 189 00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:39,712 What, what, what... 190 00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:42,203 Do you slide little dog? How did you get that in here? 191 00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,182 What is it? 192 00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:47,773 Well, doesn't sound like a diamond necklace. 193 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,593 It's very disappointing. Is it a motor cycle? 194 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,480 Wow! "The Whole Lesbians Sex Book" 195 00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:58,833 Is it a faux pas? 196 00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:00,413 No, no. 197 00:12:00,506 --> 00:12:02,933 I was thinking we were having such a wonderful time and, 198 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,243 just to try to keep everything 199 00:12:05,247 --> 00:12:08,681 just fresh and exciting, maybe we could experiment. 200 00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:11,232 Right, right, right, right. 201 00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:14,310 Like, uh... Let's see. Oh! 202 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,780 Anilingus! 203 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:18,833 Yeah? 204 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,342 - Sure. - Yeah. 205 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:24,483 You know what, I'm sorry. Yes! Yes, let's experiment! 206 00:12:24,568 --> 00:12:25,402 Come on, Phyllis. 207 00:12:25,508 --> 00:12:27,852 I wanna do everything else that's described in that book. 208 00:12:27,858 --> 00:12:30,030 Everything single thing. 209 00:12:30,078 --> 00:12:31,603 Everything, every single thing? 210 00:12:31,607 --> 00:12:34,030 You know, you're gonna wear me out, woman. I swear to God. 211 00:12:34,058 --> 00:12:36,683 I'm gonna need like a little pinch hitter, right? 212 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,053 No, you're the only one I need. 213 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,302 Really? 214 00:12:40,307 --> 00:12:43,803 I mean, you don't limit yourself, you know what I mean, there's like 215 00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:47,321 a lot of really fabulous women out there, Phillys. 216 00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:49,361 What woud I need another fabulous woman? 217 00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:51,992 Because you should, you know. You're a new star. 218 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:55,230 You're gonna be very sick of staying in this tiny little orbit. 219 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,311 Oh, you and your charts and your solar systems. 220 00:12:58,317 --> 00:13:00,240 Alice, you and I are binary stars. 221 00:13:00,275 --> 00:13:01,140 Right. 222 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:04,181 Orbiting a central system of mass. 223 00:13:04,185 --> 00:13:06,922 - Bound by gravity. - Okay. 224 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,551 Wild Phyllis! 225 00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,102 Oh, do it again. Do it again. 226 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:19,633 The thing, 227 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,713 that I was closest to 228 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,850 in the world that you just want as a child 229 00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:27,132 was this little creature, named Bootsie, 230 00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:30,833 who was the most trustworthy soul that I knew when I was a child. 231 00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:33,611 I know what you mean, Debbie. That's why I became a vet. 232 00:13:33,907 --> 00:13:35,221 Why? 233 00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:37,432 Why? You don't trust people? 234 00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:40,072 Well, I didn't, not for a long time after I... 235 00:13:40,678 --> 00:13:41,980 - "Bring It Back" by Alyssa Pridham - 236 00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:43,911 After what? 237 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,743 Did something happen to you? 238 00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,372 I'd rather not talk about it. 239 00:13:48,468 --> 00:13:50,480 I don't think it's really fair to force people to 240 00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:54,523 express sympathy for something bad that's happened to you in your childhood. 241 00:13:54,575 --> 00:13:56,772 Oh please, I'm so sorry. 242 00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,301 But you know what? 243 00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,841 Own the shit that happens to you as a child, 244 00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:04,173 'cause it can make you better as an adult. 245 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:09,550 Yeah, but I can't 'cause then maybe I'd feel vulnerable. 246 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:10,830 You know, like... 247 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:12,693 You know. 248 00:14:17,037 --> 00:14:19,622 - You're kinda sexy. - Oh god. 249 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,721 God, and you have nice tits, 250 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:26,072 and you're sweating under your arms and you're nervous and I wanna kiss you. 251 00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:28,853 And I feel like kissing you. 252 00:14:29,588 --> 00:14:31,893 But I can't. 253 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:32,980 Why? 254 00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:37,023 Because I have a girlfriend. 255 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,271 Although we're kinda having problems right now. 256 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:43,380 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, I bet you are. 257 00:14:45,506 --> 00:14:47,363 Why are you having problems? 258 00:14:49,036 --> 00:14:51,673 I don't know. It's just that she's working a lot and... 259 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,243 Stacey's a journalist, you know, and when she's writing, she's... 260 00:14:55,338 --> 00:14:57,212 - She's a writer? - Yeah. 261 00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:00,430 What? She just, 262 00:15:00,456 --> 00:15:02,592 she gets totally focused on her work and then 263 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:05,243 she's, like, obsessive and self-absorbed. 264 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:08,030 Oh, my God, I just have this image in my mind of her. 265 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:11,071 And she just becomes this fuckin cunt 266 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:15,251 and just turns out page after page of utter shit 267 00:15:15,538 --> 00:15:18,181 that she thinks is worth all the ego 268 00:15:18,186 --> 00:15:20,383 and maniacal behavior. 269 00:15:21,658 --> 00:15:23,533 She is a good person and 270 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,783 she is smart, and she is funny, and 271 00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:27,932 she's just a little insecured. That's all. 272 00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:29,262 Where does she live? 273 00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:33,060 - Van Nuys? - She lives in Berbank. 274 00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:34,660 We have an arrangement, right? 275 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,451 Like she's supposed to come up every other week end, 276 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,241 we're supposed to go down every other week end. 277 00:15:38,528 --> 00:15:41,290 It hardly ever happened. She hasn't been here for over a month. 278 00:15:41,367 --> 00:15:43,693 - I go down to LA all the time. - That's bullshit. 279 00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:45,483 You should be with somebody who puts 280 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,153 you first 281 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,461 and who treats you like a princess. 282 00:15:51,596 --> 00:15:55,780 She's... she's driven and she's talented and 283 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,702 I feel honored to support that. I do. 284 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,810 You seem like you love her. 285 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,942 I love her and... 286 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,031 Yeah, sometimes it feels like I'm the last thing on her list. Yeah. 287 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:10,380 Right. 288 00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:14,421 She's coming up tomorrow. 289 00:16:14,427 --> 00:16:16,100 - We'll see how it goes. - Good. 290 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:18,111 It's very good. 291 00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:20,352 Make her come up here more. 292 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,441 Make her work for you. 293 00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:25,970 Can we talk about something else, please? 294 00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:28,001 Okay. 295 00:16:30,077 --> 00:16:32,122 Like what are you doing this week end? 296 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,210 Well, 297 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:40,241 I've been terribly distraught about the dog being put down, 298 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:43,591 so I'm rather behind on my schoolwork. 299 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,911 Schoolwork? 300 00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:46,450 What are you studying? 301 00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:47,683 Seriously? 302 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,491 The gentle manatees of northeast Florida. 303 00:16:52,537 --> 00:16:53,460 What?! 304 00:16:57,408 --> 00:16:58,380 Really... 305 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:00,573 I love it that you're studying manatees. 306 00:17:03,778 --> 00:17:06,610 I mean, raising a kid is a career. Come on. 307 00:17:06,635 --> 00:17:08,490 I... Okay, it's not like... 308 00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:10,221 But it's not. I mean, it's a different... 309 00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,871 - I don't mean it that way. - Yes, it is. 310 00:17:13,306 --> 00:17:15,723 She will go weird. I didn't mean to insult her. 311 00:17:15,807 --> 00:17:17,070 - But I don't... - But you did! 312 00:17:18,518 --> 00:17:19,832 Oh, god! Sorry. 313 00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:23,071 I just don't think it's good to be totally dependant on another person. 314 00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:26,752 Well, how? Like when Bette supported you? 315 00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,120 I took time off to have a baby! 316 00:17:29,187 --> 00:17:31,190 That's just crazy. She just... 317 00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:35,852 - Fuck! - Oh my god! 318 00:17:38,797 --> 00:17:40,570 I want another lesson. 319 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,322 She is so fired. 320 00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:07,271 Hey. 321 00:18:07,577 --> 00:18:09,381 - Hi. - What you getting? 322 00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,793 Just this comics. 323 00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:11,901 - Cool. - Hey! 324 00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:13,111 Hey. 325 00:18:13,206 --> 00:18:14,891 He has a playdate with his friend. 326 00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:15,891 Nice! 327 00:18:15,946 --> 00:18:19,200 That's probably the last word on earth I ever expected to be uttered from your lips. 328 00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:21,913 Well, the playdate goes well, we might try first sleepover. 329 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,201 - Nice. - Yeah. 330 00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,013 What do you got? 331 00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:26,701 Just these two. 332 00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:29,043 - Uh, just choose one. - Two. 333 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,122 One for me, and one for Jared. Please. 334 00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,431 Hey, did you hear that Jenny has an article on The New Yorker? 335 00:18:33,527 --> 00:18:34,842 Yeah, I heard about that. 336 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,952 - I think it's pretty cool. - "Lez Girls", by Jennifer Schecter. 337 00:18:38,026 --> 00:18:39,213 Isn't she clever. 338 00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,523 Nice play on words. 339 00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:44,351 "Lez Girls", Jenny, very cute. 340 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,552 Buy it. Tell me what you think. I don't already have it. 341 00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:01,422 Yeah, come in. 342 00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:04,250 Oh, hey. 343 00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:05,933 How was Tokyo? 344 00:19:05,986 --> 00:19:07,643 I spoke to Brooke. 345 00:19:11,096 --> 00:19:13,330 She told me she ended with you. 346 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:17,561 Max, I'm very troubled. 347 00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:20,951 I don't know what she said to you, 348 00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:24,911 I don't know how she explained it, but I, I had to be honest, you know? 349 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,793 You know, my daughter goes through guys the way she goes through clothes. 350 00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:30,752 One day, she can't live without him, 351 00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:32,953 and a week later he's the worst crime in fashion 352 00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:34,531 unless we have a proper trader. 353 00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,393 I'm starting to lose hope for her. 354 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,372 I guess that's just women, huh? 355 00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:43,003 Max, 356 00:19:44,138 --> 00:19:45,671 you know, I don't want you to think for a minute 357 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,743 that's gonna have any bearing on your job. 358 00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:49,432 You understand what I'm saying. 359 00:19:49,535 --> 00:19:50,572 Yeah. 360 00:19:50,915 --> 00:19:52,632 I'm gonna let you go back to work. 361 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,823 Okay. 362 00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:20,162 - Gross, mum! - Oh please. 363 00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:43,322 Hey. Hi Shay. 364 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:46,742 - Jared is in his... - Shay, come here! I'm in the 365 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:50,181 Otherwise known as his bedroom. 366 00:20:52,925 --> 00:20:54,170 Come on in. 367 00:20:55,595 --> 00:20:57,092 No, I should probably get to work, 368 00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:58,423 to be honest. 369 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,061 Just for 370 00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:01,610 a cup of coffee. 371 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:04,863 Okay. 372 00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,393 - Yeah. - Sure. 373 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:23,032 Thanks for meeting me. 374 00:21:23,135 --> 00:21:25,310 I wanted to see you in person. 375 00:21:25,407 --> 00:21:26,251 Sure. 376 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:28,522 It's about Kit. 377 00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:33,791 I'm pretty sure that Angus is 378 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:35,763 cheating on her. 379 00:21:37,437 --> 00:21:39,263 What are you talking about? 380 00:21:39,327 --> 00:21:40,963 I don't believe that for a second. 381 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:43,320 He's completely devoted to her. 382 00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:44,863 I saw him. 383 00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:48,140 What did you see? What? Where? 384 00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:49,723 With Hazel. 385 00:21:50,527 --> 00:21:51,912 The nanny... 386 00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,530 Henry and I were coming home 387 00:21:53,556 --> 00:21:54,922 - and they were... - I knew it. 388 00:21:54,955 --> 00:21:57,031 I knew that you were gonna move in with him. 389 00:21:57,237 --> 00:21:58,551 I did. 390 00:21:58,587 --> 00:22:00,032 I didn't move in with him. 391 00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:01,141 Okay. 392 00:22:01,555 --> 00:22:03,873 Come on, I stay the night sometimes. 393 00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:05,332 Okay. 394 00:22:05,577 --> 00:22:08,371 Anyway, we were coming back from the theater 395 00:22:08,407 --> 00:22:09,913 and as we drove up 396 00:22:09,946 --> 00:22:11,803 there they were, just 397 00:22:11,815 --> 00:22:12,980 making out. 398 00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:14,861 They were completely 399 00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,733 - all... - What can I get you? 400 00:22:16,778 --> 00:22:18,171 Are you guys ready to order? 401 00:22:18,278 --> 00:22:19,273 I'll have a 402 00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:20,470 - Cobb salad. - Cobb salad. 403 00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:21,701 For both of you? 404 00:22:21,748 --> 00:22:22,983 Yes, please. 405 00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:24,341 That will be it? 406 00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:25,951 - Yeah. - Yeah, just... 407 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:32,603 And did they see you? 408 00:22:33,128 --> 00:22:34,120 No. 409 00:22:35,018 --> 00:22:37,350 We were so freaked out that we hit from them. 410 00:22:37,915 --> 00:22:40,533 But they were all over each other. 411 00:22:40,536 --> 00:22:42,502 Like grinding and sucking and fucking... 412 00:22:42,507 --> 00:22:44,871 They might as well be fucking right there in front of us. 413 00:22:44,918 --> 00:22:46,790 I don't, I don't need the details. 414 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,592 What do we gonna do about it? 415 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,520 What do you mean, what do we gonna do about it? We're gonna stay out of it, Tina. 416 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:52,442 Well... 417 00:22:53,527 --> 00:22:56,411 I just don't think that's fair to Kit. I don't know if I can do that. 418 00:22:56,515 --> 00:22:58,000 What do you mean you don't know if you can do that. 419 00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,530 What business is it of yours? 420 00:23:01,008 --> 00:23:03,200 I care about Kit. None of us wants to see her get hurt. 421 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,132 Well then don't tell her you saw the man that she loves 422 00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:06,653 sucking your nanny's face. 423 00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:09,453 Well, she's gonna find out, eventually. 424 00:23:09,478 --> 00:23:11,131 And I can tell you from experience 425 00:23:11,135 --> 00:23:13,201 it's much more painful seeing it with your own eyes. 426 00:23:13,248 --> 00:23:14,550 Give me a fucking break. I mean, don't act 427 00:23:14,558 --> 00:23:16,540 like you're the only person who's ever been hurt. 428 00:23:21,086 --> 00:23:23,071 And I don't want you talking to Kit. 429 00:23:24,897 --> 00:23:25,601 Okay. 430 00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:27,060 Fine. 431 00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:29,532 That's fine. 432 00:23:31,335 --> 00:23:33,002 I'm gonna tell her if you don't. 433 00:23:34,555 --> 00:23:36,203 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 434 00:23:37,037 --> 00:23:38,461 Alright? I don't know what I'm gonna do. 435 00:23:38,465 --> 00:23:40,670 I need some time to think about it. But in the meantime, keep your mouth shut. 436 00:23:40,716 --> 00:23:42,603 Please? Thank you. 437 00:23:47,268 --> 00:23:49,013 - "Blues By Five" by Miles Davis - 438 00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:51,493 Oh my fucking god! Have you read this? 439 00:23:51,526 --> 00:23:52,493 Alice! 440 00:23:52,716 --> 00:23:54,822 Jenny trashed us all over The New Yorker. 441 00:23:54,865 --> 00:23:57,601 - We're all over this thing. - What do you mean she trashed us? 442 00:23:58,225 --> 00:23:59,871 "Lez Girls", 443 00:24:00,027 --> 00:24:03,312 new fiction, part one of a serial lives novella 444 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,593 by author of "Some of Her Parts", 445 00:24:05,607 --> 00:24:06,841 Nice one, Jenny. 446 00:24:07,808 --> 00:24:10,430 "Elyse clung to the bisexual label" 447 00:24:10,437 --> 00:24:12,623 "not out of any genuine affection for men," 448 00:24:12,628 --> 00:24:15,461 "she clung to it out of sheer fashion desperation" 449 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,502 Oh and this is priceless. 450 00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:21,812 "Elyse was ground zero of a rumor and hearsay" 451 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:24,632 "and it was hard to imagine she had any time for actual romance" 452 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,500 "straight or bisexual or otherwise" 453 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:27,533 "'cause she spends so much time" 454 00:24:27,545 --> 00:24:30,500 "obssessing over other people's sexual comings and goings" 455 00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:32,423 What? Do you think that sounds like you? 456 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:35,211 Elyse, the bisexual gossip? Yeah. 457 00:24:35,247 --> 00:24:38,250 Alice! No, no, you can't do that. 458 00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:41,850 And Alice, it doesn't even sound like you. I mean, 459 00:24:41,955 --> 00:24:43,240 it's fiction. 460 00:24:43,506 --> 00:24:45,372 Fiction my ass! It's about 461 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,511 an innocent but open-hearted photographer from the Midwest, Jessie Star, 462 00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:51,991 who moved to Los Angeles to be with her boyfriend 463 00:24:52,025 --> 00:24:53,881 and is seduced by Karina, 464 00:24:53,886 --> 00:24:57,050 you know, the proprietress of an italian caf�. 465 00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,271 Karina? 466 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:00,732 - Is that supposed to be...? - Marina, yeah. 467 00:25:03,038 --> 00:25:07,411 "Jessie and Tod move next door to a lesbian couple, Bev and Nina" 468 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,590 Wow, that's a little close to the bone. 469 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:12,390 It's more like sucking on the marrow. 470 00:25:12,555 --> 00:25:15,472 Bev is a power dyke in a publishing world 471 00:25:16,008 --> 00:25:18,320 and Nina is just decribed so mean, 472 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,703 "a bi-curious straight girl," 473 00:25:21,705 --> 00:25:24,143 "a girl who would waste eight years of someone else's life" 474 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:26,743 "trying out an identity that was never going to fit her" 475 00:25:27,515 --> 00:25:31,370 - That's mean. That's really harsh. - I know. You told me. 476 00:25:31,456 --> 00:25:33,892 - This is so fucking good. Where did you... - Don't eat them anymore. 477 00:25:33,995 --> 00:25:36,371 - You're not allowed anymore. - I'm hungry. 478 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:38,570 Your girlfriend's gonna tell me off if you eat all my food. 479 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:41,143 Oh, you know what, she's not my girlfriend. 480 00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:43,523 No, I mean it. You're doing great 481 00:25:43,527 --> 00:25:46,301 under really intense circumstances. 482 00:25:46,707 --> 00:25:49,563 He broke his arms. Poor thing. 483 00:25:49,907 --> 00:25:52,653 Do you have a medical insurance? 484 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:54,483 Uh, no I don't. 485 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,703 Ooh, you really have taking on a lot. 486 00:25:57,748 --> 00:25:59,310 How are you managing? 487 00:25:59,407 --> 00:26:02,293 Well, I, I took another job to help pay for 488 00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:04,303 his arm and everything that comes with it. 489 00:26:04,338 --> 00:26:07,013 That's a bitch. My heart goes out to you. 490 00:26:07,245 --> 00:26:10,173 But uh, we do what we have to do, right? 491 00:26:10,806 --> 00:26:14,993 I bartend at the Beauty Bar, on Cahuenga. 492 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:17,932 Isn't that the place with the hair salon chairs? 493 00:26:17,935 --> 00:26:18,730 Yep. 494 00:26:19,197 --> 00:26:21,940 You want cream, sugar, in your coffee? 495 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:24,103 Just a little cream. It's fine. 496 00:26:24,148 --> 00:26:26,452 Yeah, yeah, the money's great, 497 00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:29,401 so I work here a few nights a week and 498 00:26:31,408 --> 00:26:34,852 when Jared's at school, I do telemarketing from home. 499 00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:37,711 So the rest of free time we spend it together. 500 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,443 We do what we have to do, right? 501 00:26:40,486 --> 00:26:42,390 Well, some of us do, 502 00:26:42,407 --> 00:26:46,061 and some of us don't take any responsibility at all. 503 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:49,193 Like Jared's father. 504 00:26:52,637 --> 00:26:56,473 - I'm sorry to hear that. - I'm over it. 505 00:26:57,695 --> 00:27:00,581 I'd be happy to never fucking another man in my life. 506 00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:04,461 The cream went off. 507 00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:07,583 It's okay. 508 00:27:09,805 --> 00:27:11,591 I'm just sorry for Jared. 509 00:27:12,187 --> 00:27:15,242 That's all. He, he wishes he has a dad. 510 00:27:16,008 --> 00:27:18,361 Well, he's got a pretty incredible mom. 511 00:27:23,007 --> 00:27:24,513 Uh, but... 512 00:27:24,516 --> 00:27:27,390 I'm guessing you must have been, what, 16 when you had him? 513 00:27:28,008 --> 00:27:29,243 18. 514 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:34,231 But sometimes I feel like I'm a million years old. 515 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:39,022 And before you know it, I will be too old and wretched to 516 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:42,473 - pick up the pieces. - Oh, please, you're beautiful. 517 00:27:43,908 --> 00:27:46,070 I don't think you have to worry about that. 518 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,210 Are you hitting on me? 519 00:27:53,596 --> 00:27:54,922 I wasn't, um... 520 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,291 but I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable 521 00:27:59,187 --> 00:28:01,030 if you think I was. 522 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:06,172 No, no, I'm sorry. 523 00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:08,000 I was hoping you were. 524 00:28:12,806 --> 00:28:14,881 Mom, can I go to the Beverly Center now? 525 00:28:14,946 --> 00:28:17,421 I wanna show Shay the bionicals before the movie. 526 00:28:17,507 --> 00:28:19,463 Yeah, I should get to work too. 527 00:28:20,905 --> 00:28:23,523 Yeah. Why don't you two go back to the part you put your shoes on 528 00:28:23,525 --> 00:28:24,550 and then we'll go. 529 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,932 Really in timing. 530 00:28:29,936 --> 00:28:31,022 Yeah. 531 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:36,291 Well, uh, thank you for the coffee. 532 00:28:36,356 --> 00:28:38,313 I hope we can do it again. 533 00:28:39,358 --> 00:28:40,861 Me too. 534 00:28:41,425 --> 00:28:43,853 Thank you for watching Shay as well. 535 00:28:43,905 --> 00:28:45,361 It's my pleasure. 536 00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:47,601 I'll talk to you later. 537 00:28:54,576 --> 00:28:56,621 Oh, that looks wonderful. 538 00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:57,853 Thank you. 539 00:28:57,905 --> 00:29:01,723 So I called the delivery people. They'll be here in about half an hour. 540 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,063 Oh, thank you honey. 541 00:29:05,506 --> 00:29:08,090 Go sit by the fire. You've getting under foot. 542 00:29:13,906 --> 00:29:16,840 Paroles of being executive vice chancelor. 543 00:29:16,907 --> 00:29:19,583 She certainly manages to squeeze a lot in. 544 00:29:19,617 --> 00:29:21,661 You know what? Up at Stanford, 545 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:24,191 she shared at least 15 committees 546 00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:26,930 she pretty much single handledly 547 00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:31,053 resurrected the School Engineering. 548 00:29:31,105 --> 00:29:32,373 It's my department. 549 00:29:35,016 --> 00:29:38,292 Oh no, no. You can't have them. They haven't been cooked yet. 550 00:29:38,808 --> 00:29:39,750 Well, uh, 551 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:42,600 let me know if I can help 552 00:29:42,957 --> 00:29:44,421 or anything, alright? 553 00:29:48,508 --> 00:29:50,400 I wish you were coming tonight. 554 00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:52,922 Leonard's just irritating hell outta me. 555 00:29:52,927 --> 00:29:55,282 I don't know why I asked him to come down for this. 556 00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,843 It was such a beautiful time last night. 557 00:29:59,845 --> 00:30:01,123 And this morning. 558 00:30:01,808 --> 00:30:02,880 I miss you. 559 00:30:03,615 --> 00:30:05,162 I love you. 560 00:30:07,507 --> 00:30:10,303 Call me later. No, don't call me. I'll call you. 561 00:30:14,608 --> 00:30:17,711 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what?! - Hello, hello. 562 00:30:17,747 --> 00:30:19,521 - Nice outfit. - I like yours. 563 00:30:19,555 --> 00:30:20,710 Those are Chris Lay. 564 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:22,450 - Chris Lay. - And the hat's cute too. 565 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,443 - Thanks. - Hey, Jen, 566 00:30:24,486 --> 00:30:26,003 we're going to Here, do you wanna come? 567 00:30:26,655 --> 00:30:29,443 I'll just finish my diner and then go get change. 568 00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:31,171 - Yes. - If she's going, I'm not going. 569 00:30:31,217 --> 00:30:32,460 - Uh? - What?! 570 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:33,810 What are you talking about? 571 00:30:33,845 --> 00:30:36,510 - Jenny, you know what I'm talking about. - What are you talking about, Alice? 572 00:30:36,606 --> 00:30:40,003 No, just call me Elyse, the bisexual fashion victim. 573 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,533 I'm sorry, is my hat too much? 574 00:30:41,577 --> 00:30:42,711 A little. 575 00:30:42,746 --> 00:30:44,540 - What? - What are you talking about? 576 00:30:44,578 --> 00:30:46,793 Jenny wrote a story. It was published in The New Yorker. 577 00:30:46,826 --> 00:30:48,272 We're all very, very excited for you, Jenny. 578 00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:50,140 - No, no, no, I heard about it... - But we're in it. 579 00:30:51,206 --> 00:30:52,172 We're in it. 580 00:30:53,607 --> 00:30:56,171 Thank you, Alice, for being so gracious 581 00:30:56,176 --> 00:30:59,171 about my accomplishment of being published in The New Yorker. 582 00:30:59,206 --> 00:31:01,501 But, Alice, if you actually read beyond the cover... 583 00:31:01,535 --> 00:31:02,951 - Oh, I read it. - You did? 584 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,832 - Yeah. - It's in the New Yorker fiction issue, 585 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:08,061 therefore you'd see that it was actually a work of fiction. 586 00:31:08,106 --> 00:31:09,663 Oh, that's bullshit. 587 00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:11,630 I take it you haven't read this "story"? 588 00:31:11,676 --> 00:31:13,273 Clearly not, no. 589 00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:14,881 You read it. Tell her. 590 00:31:14,926 --> 00:31:16,481 Yeah, I read it. 591 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:19,762 I mean, she claims that it's not you. 592 00:31:19,806 --> 00:31:22,642 It's not. I draw from my own life, 593 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:26,602 and I use my friends and my own experiences as inspiration, 594 00:31:26,647 --> 00:31:28,270 but at the end of the day, it's fiction. 595 00:31:28,306 --> 00:31:29,971 Right. Right. 596 00:31:30,007 --> 00:31:32,621 Yeah, there's this character named Shaun, Shane, 597 00:31:32,705 --> 00:31:35,331 and, um she's a make-up artist? Right? Correct? 598 00:31:35,408 --> 00:31:37,452 Yeah, and she sleeps with a lot of girls. 599 00:31:37,508 --> 00:31:39,182 - That's not bad. - Hey, Alice. 600 00:31:39,227 --> 00:31:43,140 You know, there's this crazy, weird thing that happens when you write. 601 00:31:43,176 --> 00:31:45,461 - As a writer... - Wait, is this a lesson? 602 00:31:45,506 --> 00:31:46,710 - Yeah! - In writing?! 603 00:31:46,756 --> 00:31:48,332 - Yeah! - From Jenny Schecter?! 604 00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:50,742 - Oh, fahhkk, let me grab a pen! - Get a pad too! 605 00:31:50,806 --> 00:31:53,961 So this thing that happens when you write is you draw from your own life, 606 00:31:54,007 --> 00:31:57,092 and then in turn, you take those experiences 607 00:31:57,106 --> 00:32:00,140 and you use something called imagination, Alice. 608 00:32:00,176 --> 00:32:02,680 - Oh imagination! - Yeah. 609 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:05,002 God, so that's the thing you were lacking 610 00:32:05,005 --> 00:32:06,760 when you could barely change our names, huh? 611 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:09,262 Just a second. You guys... Do you... 612 00:32:09,946 --> 00:32:11,330 Do you hear that? 613 00:32:12,405 --> 00:32:14,151 Oh, my God, it's Monet. 614 00:32:14,155 --> 00:32:17,583 Monet has come back from the dead and he wants me to give you a message. 615 00:32:17,606 --> 00:32:21,680 He says, "I am so sorry for sitting in front of my pond in France 616 00:32:21,686 --> 00:32:24,023 and sketching those water lilies 617 00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:27,411 and using the water lilies as actual inspiration. 618 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:29,560 Sorry to offend, Alice. 619 00:32:29,658 --> 00:32:33,051 Oh, wait, he's talking to me! So weird. Huh? 620 00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:38,550 Ok, I'll tell her. 621 00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:41,560 He said don't ever fucking compare yourself to him. 622 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,392 - "Runaway" by Lazy - 623 00:32:43,405 --> 00:32:46,070 I was saying. I'm not sure where I'm putting 624 00:32:46,076 --> 00:32:47,501 the slcupture yet. 625 00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,940 I did move my hamac in, though. 626 00:32:50,548 --> 00:32:53,530 At some point I like to 627 00:32:53,537 --> 00:32:55,771 sleep and work in the same place. 628 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,510 So, I like to be intimate with my objects. 629 00:32:59,008 --> 00:33:01,543 And the objects being all this junk you're holding. 630 00:33:02,505 --> 00:33:04,190 That can sound rude. 631 00:33:04,905 --> 00:33:06,223 His tone uh... 632 00:33:06,407 --> 00:33:08,922 No, no, no, I got his tone. It's okay. 633 00:33:09,006 --> 00:33:10,791 She got my tone! 634 00:33:11,005 --> 00:33:12,443 Don't worry about it. 635 00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,351 It's here someone I really have to meet. 636 00:33:19,506 --> 00:33:21,321 Nice to meet you. 637 00:33:24,538 --> 00:33:27,892 Well, it was nice to meet you, Don. 638 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:31,091 It's Tom. And I'm not deaf. 639 00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:32,600 Right. 640 00:33:32,696 --> 00:33:34,410 - And... - Jodi. 641 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:36,261 - Jodi! - And I'm deaf. 642 00:33:36,308 --> 00:33:37,800 Yes, of course. 643 00:33:37,837 --> 00:33:40,231 I mean, well, you... I'm gonna see my friends. 644 00:33:40,306 --> 00:33:41,682 - Bye, bye. - Okay. 645 00:33:47,506 --> 00:33:49,173 Hello Christine. 646 00:33:51,565 --> 00:33:53,121 Dean Porter. 647 00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:55,502 Hello. 648 00:33:58,007 --> 00:33:59,993 My my, you clean up nice. 649 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,131 Thanks. 650 00:34:04,805 --> 00:34:06,561 I can't say the same for you. 651 00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:10,343 Tom, so nice to see you. 652 00:34:10,346 --> 00:34:11,281 Thank you. 653 00:34:11,936 --> 00:34:13,862 Did you just insult me? 654 00:34:14,507 --> 00:34:15,431 No. 655 00:34:16,507 --> 00:34:18,750 You're just always so very clean. 656 00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:20,792 I can't even imagine you being dirty at all. 657 00:34:21,506 --> 00:34:22,933 I've been plenty dirty. 658 00:34:26,206 --> 00:34:28,160 I have a hard time picturing that. 659 00:34:28,817 --> 00:34:30,520 Sorry, I just... 660 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:35,162 I don't know, maybe... a fetching little smudge right about... 661 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,013 Dirtier. 662 00:34:54,505 --> 00:34:56,413 You know, I don't envy you. 663 00:34:56,508 --> 00:34:59,010 Trying to raise money from creeps like those guys. 664 00:34:59,046 --> 00:35:00,553 It's not so bad. 665 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,860 Really? 666 00:35:04,506 --> 00:35:06,252 Actually it's a fucking nightmare. 667 00:35:07,537 --> 00:35:09,591 - Oh god! - Exactly! 668 00:35:13,506 --> 00:35:14,473 Did you get that? 669 00:35:14,558 --> 00:35:16,213 - They're dicks. - Yeah, I did. I got that. 670 00:35:19,706 --> 00:35:21,161 Let's get stoned. 671 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:23,010 So we can laugh at them. 672 00:35:23,045 --> 00:35:25,161 - I can't do that. - Oh, come on! 673 00:35:25,176 --> 00:35:27,543 I can't. But thank you for the invitation. 674 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:30,141 Break some rules, Bette. 675 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:33,000 - Deliberate you. - I can't. 676 00:35:33,077 --> 00:35:34,223 Come on. 677 00:35:35,465 --> 00:35:36,770 Come on, Dean. 678 00:35:37,267 --> 00:35:38,450 Bring it! 679 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,522 All I'm saying is that 680 00:35:42,525 --> 00:35:46,392 you've done it yourself in your like fucking radio show. 681 00:35:46,427 --> 00:35:47,780 That is so different! 682 00:35:47,825 --> 00:35:49,543 Why are you yelling? Don't yell! 683 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:50,880 - I'm tired of that. - It's different. 684 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,113 I just wanna make another point. 685 00:35:52,158 --> 00:35:53,812 I just wanna make the point that you 686 00:35:53,815 --> 00:35:56,732 are somehow saying that I don't have one creative bone in my body 687 00:35:56,737 --> 00:35:58,273 - and that's bullshit. - Okay, whatever. 688 00:35:58,307 --> 00:35:59,322 - Whatever! - Whatever what?! 689 00:35:59,327 --> 00:36:00,462 - Whatever, Jenny. - Don't whatever me. 690 00:36:00,507 --> 00:36:01,762 No, you were the one that brought that up. 691 00:36:01,806 --> 00:36:03,610 Do you know who makes this hat, by the way? 692 00:36:03,706 --> 00:36:04,802 - No. - Do you know? 693 00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:05,902 - No. - You don't know? 694 00:36:05,948 --> 00:36:07,751 - I will guess... - You don't know who makes this hat. 695 00:36:07,796 --> 00:36:10,080 I would guess the lead singer of the Village People. 696 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:11,510 Ladies! 697 00:36:12,006 --> 00:36:13,451 - "You Ain't Gotta Lie" by De La Cruz - 698 00:36:13,737 --> 00:36:16,132 This is my girl, Tasha. 699 00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:18,940 Tasha, meet Alice, Jenny, and 700 00:36:19,006 --> 00:36:20,092 Vanilla. 701 00:36:20,605 --> 00:36:21,670 I'm Shane. 702 00:36:21,706 --> 00:36:24,340 Vanilla, 'cause she's like me, except in another flavor. 703 00:36:25,107 --> 00:36:26,072 Right. 704 00:36:26,105 --> 00:36:28,590 - Do you guys wanna have a drink with us? - Yeah, what can I get you? 705 00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:29,922 I don't care. 706 00:36:30,005 --> 00:36:32,501 - Hey, Tasha, what do you want? - I can buy my own drink. 707 00:36:32,605 --> 00:36:35,862 Fuck that, man! This is your welcome back into the world. 708 00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:38,162 It's been a while since Tasha's been in a club, so... 709 00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:39,923 Shut up, Papi. 710 00:36:40,205 --> 00:36:41,273 Shut up. 711 00:36:49,405 --> 00:36:51,681 Yo, Papi, I'm gonna smoke, alright? 712 00:36:51,715 --> 00:36:53,160 Yo, hold on a second. 'Cause then I'll come with you. 713 00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:54,220 No, I'm cool. 714 00:36:57,507 --> 00:37:00,252 Is she okay? She seems mad or something. 715 00:37:00,308 --> 00:37:01,510 Uh, you know, she's cool. 716 00:37:08,805 --> 00:37:10,263 There's somebody coming. 717 00:37:11,048 --> 00:37:13,762 You're not even stoned. You're getting paranoid. Relax. 718 00:37:17,508 --> 00:37:19,032 Come on, Dean. 719 00:37:19,577 --> 00:37:22,572 Alright. None of that Clintonian shit now. Inhale. 720 00:37:31,805 --> 00:37:33,731 Jeez! She knows what she's doing. 721 00:37:38,075 --> 00:37:40,220 - "Heavy" by Jennifer Johns - 722 00:38:10,608 --> 00:38:11,661 Hey. 723 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,930 - How are you? - I'm good. 724 00:38:14,006 --> 00:38:16,692 - How are you? - I saw you watching me. 725 00:38:16,705 --> 00:38:18,433 Yes, I was. 726 00:38:19,148 --> 00:38:21,033 My name's Ruby. 727 00:38:21,067 --> 00:38:22,423 - Ruby? - Yes. 728 00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:24,122 - Shane. - Nice to meet you, Shane. 729 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:27,242 - Nice to meet you, Ruby. - You're very delicious. 730 00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:31,742 - Do you have a girlfriend? - No. 731 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:32,992 - No? - No. 732 00:38:33,028 --> 00:38:34,032 Neither do I. 733 00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:36,383 - Hey, Shane. - Papi! 734 00:38:36,405 --> 00:38:37,301 - Oh, hi! - Hi! 735 00:38:37,406 --> 00:38:39,082 - How are you? - Good. What's your name? 736 00:38:39,127 --> 00:38:41,992 - My name is Ruby. - Ruby, I'm Papi. It's nice to meet you. 737 00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:43,803 - It's nice to meet you, Papi. - Ruby, that's a beautiful name. 738 00:38:43,846 --> 00:38:46,452 My cousin Sand has a little girl named Ruby. 739 00:38:46,455 --> 00:38:48,873 I'm he godmother, yeah. I love that girl more than anything. 740 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,902 That's really great. 741 00:38:51,407 --> 00:38:54,202 My brother's... actually, just had a baby. 742 00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:55,871 - Really? - She's so incredible. Yeah. 743 00:38:55,888 --> 00:38:58,421 Actually, I cried the first time I held her. 744 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,372 - No! Oh you must have been so beautiful. - It was amazing. 745 00:39:01,905 --> 00:39:04,083 You must have been like Madonna with a child. 746 00:39:04,607 --> 00:39:06,280 - Madonna with a child... - Yeah, yeah. 747 00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:09,122 Merry Christmas, Papi. 748 00:39:09,207 --> 00:39:11,060 - Thank you, Shane. - And that hat, 749 00:39:11,095 --> 00:39:12,471 - that's a cute hat. - Yeah, right? 750 00:39:12,505 --> 00:39:14,592 - That was nice to meet you. - That was nice to meeting you. 751 00:39:14,598 --> 00:39:15,970 - Bye, bye. - Bye. 752 00:39:16,505 --> 00:39:18,362 Oh, I'm sorry, did I... 753 00:39:18,408 --> 00:39:20,831 - I didn't mean to like... - You didn't mean to... 754 00:39:20,878 --> 00:39:22,250 - Did you have, uh... - No, 755 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,670 - did I have...? - Are you sure? 756 00:39:23,677 --> 00:39:24,822 - I'm sure. - I didn't mean to... 757 00:39:24,846 --> 00:39:27,072 - Do you wanna dance? Alright, go ahead. - Yes, okay. 758 00:39:30,345 --> 00:39:32,343 - "Everything Is In Your Hand" by Tigarah - 759 00:39:51,508 --> 00:39:53,422 - Shit! - What's up, honey? 760 00:39:54,008 --> 00:39:57,353 It's Jenny Schecter the fucking lunatic whose book I reviewed. 761 00:39:57,385 --> 00:39:58,181 Who? 762 00:39:58,207 --> 00:39:59,770 Stacey Merkin is here. 763 00:39:59,808 --> 00:40:01,453 - Who's that? - The vagina wig?! 764 00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:02,850 Yeah, she's here, okay. Just look casual, 765 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,563 just look like nothing's happening, 'cause she's... 766 00:40:04,637 --> 00:40:05,621 Oh my god! That's, 767 00:40:05,656 --> 00:40:07,163 I think that's Debbie. 768 00:40:07,207 --> 00:40:08,531 Who's Debbie? 769 00:40:08,606 --> 00:40:10,222 Debbie, she's just uh... Well, 770 00:40:10,228 --> 00:40:13,142 her dog is my patient. I had to put her dog down. Oh my god! 771 00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:15,410 What is she doing here? She was in Santa Barbara. 772 00:40:15,507 --> 00:40:17,773 She's with the red mom-teeshirt. 773 00:40:17,807 --> 00:40:18,920 - What she's doing now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 774 00:40:18,955 --> 00:40:20,953 - She's coming here. - Baby, I just can't say hi. 775 00:40:20,997 --> 00:40:23,203 I just want to introduce you. 776 00:40:23,245 --> 00:40:25,620 Oh my god, you've gotta distract them 'cause I don't want them coming over to me. 777 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:26,843 - Can you kiss me? - No! 778 00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:28,820 - Please, kiss me. - I don't kiss girls who wear doilies. 779 00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:32,503 I beg you. I will buy you Starbucks for a week. Please. I beg you. Yes, yes, yes. 780 00:40:32,508 --> 00:40:33,782 - Please. - Okay. 781 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:35,603 Okay, go. Ready? 1, 2, 3. 782 00:40:40,415 --> 00:40:42,850 Come on. I don't want Shecter to see me. 783 00:40:46,008 --> 00:40:47,180 - Alright? - Yeah. 784 00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:52,212 That'd be fantastic. I'd love to be there. But, 785 00:40:52,306 --> 00:40:55,982 mommy, she's taking Wilson and Jiang Ying to the villa in Toscane. 786 00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:57,531 - Nice. - They're having a fantastic time. 787 00:41:00,006 --> 00:41:01,792 Phyllis, excellent party. 788 00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:04,311 Did you know that Helena's mother and I are old friends? 789 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:06,430 Isn't she doing a great job? 790 00:41:09,278 --> 00:41:11,162 What did she mean. What are you doing? 791 00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:13,010 It's nothing, it's just 792 00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,643 something I do on the side sometimes. It's catering. 793 00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:17,351 I mean, anyway, I'd be there. 794 00:41:17,356 --> 00:41:19,333 I'm too busy at the moment. Every... 795 00:41:19,406 --> 00:41:21,760 I think you might wanna come into the kitchen. 796 00:41:22,328 --> 00:41:25,100 Just give me a minute, would you? 797 00:41:26,368 --> 00:41:27,870 Anyway... 798 00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:30,310 I really think you should come to the kitchen. 799 00:41:33,005 --> 00:41:33,992 Fuck! 800 00:41:39,098 --> 00:41:40,171 Fuck! 801 00:41:40,178 --> 00:41:42,052 What's the fuck! 802 00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:44,773 Why didn't you tell me earlier! What the fuck! 803 00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:47,980 What am I gonna do! It's all ruined! 804 00:41:47,987 --> 00:41:50,040 Why didn't you come and tell me earlier about this! 805 00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:52,683 There's glass on everything! People can't it this! 806 00:41:52,706 --> 00:41:54,462 Jeez! 807 00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,671 - "Tick Tock" by Mz. Fontaine - 808 00:42:07,808 --> 00:42:09,953 - Hey. - Hey. 809 00:42:09,957 --> 00:42:11,963 Can I sit here? Alright. 810 00:42:19,906 --> 00:42:22,092 So, how long have you known Papi? 811 00:42:23,007 --> 00:42:24,293 Five years. 812 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,452 Five years? 813 00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:28,410 Wow. How'd you meet her? 814 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,052 Hangin' out. 815 00:42:33,406 --> 00:42:34,981 You like hangin' out? 816 00:42:37,858 --> 00:42:38,851 It's alright. 817 00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:41,970 What do you do when you're hanging out? 818 00:42:43,837 --> 00:42:46,310 I don't know, play basketball, I guess. 819 00:42:47,706 --> 00:42:49,693 Well, see, there is the catch. 820 00:42:49,906 --> 00:42:51,522 Tasha, I think you're lying. 821 00:42:52,326 --> 00:42:55,882 'Cause I've been playing a game with Papi and you weren't there. So... 822 00:42:59,005 --> 00:43:00,490 I was out of town. 823 00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:20,292 And I guess I like workin' on my ride. 824 00:43:21,046 --> 00:43:22,882 I got a Triumph Scrambler. 825 00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:26,481 Get the fuck out of town! You've got a motor cycle? 826 00:43:26,506 --> 00:43:28,403 Fuck! That's cool! 827 00:43:28,507 --> 00:43:30,442 That's so cool, 'cause I have this 828 00:43:30,447 --> 00:43:33,142 kind of new obsession with motor cycles, I don't know why. 829 00:43:33,208 --> 00:43:34,972 But I want one. 830 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:38,360 How fast do you go? 831 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:41,082 On the open road I've taken her up to about 832 00:43:41,087 --> 00:43:42,722 120. 833 00:43:42,807 --> 00:43:45,293 120? Miles an hour? 834 00:43:47,006 --> 00:43:48,851 That's fast. 835 00:43:50,308 --> 00:43:51,362 Very. 836 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,643 I'll take you for a ride sometime. 837 00:44:00,148 --> 00:44:02,671 Really? I would love that. 838 00:44:03,285 --> 00:44:04,431 That'd be cool. 839 00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:07,790 Oh, shit. 840 00:44:10,596 --> 00:44:11,703 Hello. 841 00:44:12,555 --> 00:44:14,630 Hey Helena. Yeah, no, I'm out. 842 00:44:16,006 --> 00:44:19,232 Yeah, you're right. I don't know who Douglas Chebea is now. 843 00:44:22,255 --> 00:44:25,680 Will you slow down 'cause it's like I'm not understanding you. 844 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,191 What I need you to do 845 00:44:28,198 --> 00:44:30,693 is please, go to Petrotian, 846 00:44:30,697 --> 00:44:34,222 get me 5 pounds of S�vruga caviar. 847 00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:37,180 I have to get some blinis, I could cut up some eggs and... 848 00:44:38,506 --> 00:44:41,891 Alice, I don't care how much it is, okay? 849 00:44:41,906 --> 00:44:44,892 It's the only way for me to salvage this fucking party. 850 00:44:46,005 --> 00:44:49,190 This party is so much better than I thought that would be. 851 00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:59,710 You are much naughtier than I thought you would be. 852 00:45:09,838 --> 00:45:12,640 She asks me if I think you've ever been really dyke. 853 00:45:16,008 --> 00:45:18,412 Actually, I prefer not to think about it. 854 00:45:18,835 --> 00:45:23,923 I'd rather preserve my vision of Dean Porter as the impenetrable ice queen. 855 00:45:31,808 --> 00:45:33,331 That is so fucked up. 856 00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,451 But you know what? It's, 857 00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:41,182 I have to say, it's actually really useful, 858 00:45:42,595 --> 00:45:44,642 to have people think you're impenetrable 859 00:45:44,646 --> 00:45:47,052 'cause then it makes them want you 860 00:45:47,055 --> 00:45:49,700 and you get all these really 861 00:45:49,738 --> 00:45:52,151 great invitations. 862 00:45:57,706 --> 00:45:59,572 Tell everything. 863 00:46:02,487 --> 00:46:03,581 Come on, Dean. 864 00:46:05,566 --> 00:46:08,192 Caviar blinis, well it's touched, Helena. 865 00:46:08,225 --> 00:46:09,971 I had no idea we had it in the budget. 866 00:46:10,007 --> 00:46:12,482 Well, screw the budget. I want you to come up to Stanford 867 00:46:12,527 --> 00:46:15,353 and cater some parties for the department of engineering. 868 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,613 No way, I'm not sharing her. 869 00:46:17,707 --> 00:46:19,890 I'm glad you're happy, Phillys. 870 00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:22,091 Well, she's usually very generous, 871 00:46:22,097 --> 00:46:23,850 but she must adore you. 872 00:46:24,808 --> 00:46:26,242 Helena, I'm, I'm... 873 00:46:27,816 --> 00:46:28,952 Alice... 874 00:46:30,508 --> 00:46:34,013 I'm sorry. I was just dropping some stuff off for Helena. 875 00:46:34,046 --> 00:46:35,763 - But I'm gonna go. - Hi. 876 00:46:35,808 --> 00:46:37,021 I'm Leonard, 877 00:46:37,385 --> 00:46:40,410 - Kroll, I'm Phillys' husband. - Right. Yeah, Alice. 878 00:46:40,505 --> 00:46:42,523 Alice? Alice, I love your hat. 879 00:46:42,618 --> 00:46:43,401 You do? 880 00:46:43,588 --> 00:46:44,803 It's great. 881 00:46:45,007 --> 00:46:46,833 I'm Helena's roomate. 882 00:46:46,908 --> 00:46:49,013 Oh, well, you're lucky. 883 00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:50,430 - Yeah. - Great cook. 884 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:52,642 I didn't exactly 885 00:46:52,648 --> 00:46:54,550 cook the caviar that I served. 886 00:46:54,605 --> 00:46:57,753 It's still good. You must eat well. 887 00:46:59,005 --> 00:47:00,701 So, can I get you a drink or... 888 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,642 - Something? Food is great. - No. No, I'm good, I'm good, yeah. 889 00:47:04,005 --> 00:47:05,622 Good, well uh... 890 00:47:06,477 --> 00:47:07,670 - Welcome. - Thank you. 891 00:47:07,678 --> 00:47:09,513 It's a really, really beautiful house. 892 00:47:09,606 --> 00:47:12,480 Thank you, well, we like it. She's snug. 893 00:47:14,007 --> 00:47:15,853 Are those your kids? 894 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:18,413 Oh, yeah, yeah! 895 00:47:18,507 --> 00:47:21,381 Yeah, Molly is junior in Vassar now, 896 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:23,751 and Sophia is just starting Bennington. 897 00:47:24,207 --> 00:47:25,670 It's a beautiful family. 898 00:47:25,706 --> 00:47:27,610 Yeah, we're very proud of it. 899 00:47:28,657 --> 00:47:30,341 Can you believe that? 900 00:47:32,046 --> 00:47:34,752 How, how old were you to here? 901 00:47:34,796 --> 00:47:36,831 What was I? I was 36 and you uh... 902 00:47:37,305 --> 00:47:39,610 - 29. - 29. 903 00:47:39,617 --> 00:47:41,953 ... 904 00:47:44,508 --> 00:47:46,273 Okay, well, it's, 905 00:47:46,288 --> 00:47:48,041 beautiful, beautiful. 906 00:47:48,108 --> 00:47:49,783 - Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. 907 00:47:51,915 --> 00:47:54,042 - It was nice meeting you. - Nice to meet you too. 908 00:47:54,106 --> 00:47:56,331 - Okay, see you later. - Come by any time. 909 00:47:57,916 --> 00:47:59,001 She's cute. 910 00:47:59,807 --> 00:48:00,762 Well, 911 00:48:01,506 --> 00:48:03,593 there is this one time, 912 00:48:03,595 --> 00:48:05,992 Tina and I were on this really, really big 913 00:48:05,995 --> 00:48:07,082 yacht. 914 00:48:07,105 --> 00:48:09,183 And Tina and I were in our state room. 915 00:48:09,707 --> 00:48:14,443 And Valentino was up on the deck in these like yellow-black speedos. 916 00:48:15,248 --> 00:48:17,772 and the senator comes in, 917 00:48:17,776 --> 00:48:19,621 to the room, 918 00:48:20,548 --> 00:48:22,840 with this boner. 919 00:48:27,595 --> 00:48:31,331 I heard he had cock as a tiny little cigar. 920 00:48:32,008 --> 00:48:34,581 It's more like a cigarello actually. 921 00:48:34,615 --> 00:48:37,452 That man's hand was in his pocket for four days, like 922 00:48:37,485 --> 00:48:38,933 - stun. - Okay, okay, okay. 923 00:48:38,945 --> 00:48:40,522 Spare me the details. 924 00:48:40,546 --> 00:48:41,651 It's hard. 925 00:48:41,698 --> 00:48:43,533 Did he pop it out? 926 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:47,472 Of course he did, and then I... 927 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:50,450 yelled and Tina dove under the covers and 928 00:48:50,457 --> 00:48:52,410 it was just... it wasn't pretty. 929 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:55,873 I don't know why they all think they can invite themselves into our bed. 930 00:48:55,878 --> 00:48:56,921 I don't know. 931 00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:03,453 She wants to know, if you know how to "shotgun". 932 00:49:04,005 --> 00:49:06,101 Well then, I'll just have to find out. 933 00:49:08,198 --> 00:49:09,922 - "Daylight" by Lazy - 934 00:49:32,605 --> 00:49:34,500 - Alice! - Shit! 935 00:49:36,887 --> 00:49:38,181 Alice, wait! 936 00:49:40,008 --> 00:49:41,533 I wanna explain. 937 00:49:41,608 --> 00:49:44,221 You don't have to explain anything to me. He's your husband. 938 00:49:44,306 --> 00:49:45,533 Well, not like that. 939 00:49:45,538 --> 00:49:48,620 We... We haven't had a physical relationship for years! I mean, 940 00:49:48,706 --> 00:49:50,282 we haven't, we... 941 00:49:50,966 --> 00:49:51,942 we don't f... 942 00:49:52,697 --> 00:49:53,570 Alice, 943 00:49:56,058 --> 00:49:57,653 we don't, we don't fuck, okay? 944 00:49:57,656 --> 00:49:58,903 It's not really that. I just 945 00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,493 I think I've been a little selfish, 946 00:50:00,506 --> 00:50:02,211 I haven't, even thought for a second, 947 00:50:02,226 --> 00:50:04,452 that you have a husband, a family, you have kids. 948 00:50:04,488 --> 00:50:05,971 That's not your responsibility. 949 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:08,593 I know what I'm doing. I'm not gonna hurt anybody. 950 00:50:08,636 --> 00:50:10,193 I'm not saying that, I'm just saying 951 00:50:10,195 --> 00:50:12,223 I don't think I feel comfortable doing this anymore. 952 00:50:12,308 --> 00:50:15,103 Alice, I've never felt this way, for about anyone. 953 00:50:15,147 --> 00:50:17,142 Okay, listen, I don't wanna do this with him inside. 954 00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:19,640 Really, it's not right. I think I should go. 955 00:50:19,685 --> 00:50:22,200 I really do. Can you let go my hands, please? Please... 956 00:50:22,307 --> 00:50:23,671 Alice, 957 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:26,703 Can you let go my hands, please? 958 00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:28,171 - Alice, I love you. - Please, 959 00:50:28,178 --> 00:50:29,532 - oh my god. - Alice... 960 00:50:30,007 --> 00:50:31,363 Thank you. 961 00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:33,142 - "Tender Love" by Jill Sobule - 962 00:50:34,657 --> 00:50:36,573 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com 70186