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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:02,414 Previously on The L Word... This is Max Sweeney. 2 00:00:02,415 --> 00:00:04,073 - It's nice to meet you. - That's sweet. 3 00:00:04,074 --> 00:00:05,712 Let me teach you how to be bad. 4 00:00:08,196 --> 00:00:09,403 You get to stay. 5 00:00:09,404 --> 00:00:11,048 I need you to do one last thing for me. 6 00:00:11,049 --> 00:00:12,959 He sent you to fire me? 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,737 He was a powertrip. He's a scumbag. 8 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:18,368 I've never had an abortion. It must be really hard. 9 00:00:18,369 --> 00:00:20,535 I feel so sad for Angus. 10 00:00:20,536 --> 00:00:22,890 Kit, you can be sad for yourself too. 11 00:00:24,002 --> 00:00:25,376 You're Papi? 12 00:00:25,371 --> 00:00:26,813 Actually it's pronounced "papi". 13 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:29,686 I can make a woman come just by kissing her. 14 00:00:29,689 --> 00:00:31,552 - Where do you think you were gonna go? - Home. 15 00:00:32,278 --> 00:00:33,613 I'm your home now, okay? 16 00:00:33,618 --> 00:00:36,033 - It's illegal to keep a child out of school. - Well, let them arrest me. 17 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,680 - You pick a TA yet? - Nadia, Nadia Krell. 18 00:00:38,687 --> 00:00:40,481 You're the most glamorous dean they've got in years. 19 00:00:40,486 --> 00:00:43,263 We call her "Heads will roll" Kroll 'cause she fires at least one dean a year. 20 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:45,700 - I think I'm a lesbian, Bette. - Oh! 21 00:00:46,078 --> 00:00:49,770 I only choose books to review that hold significance to me. 22 00:00:49,778 --> 00:00:51,911 Why does "Some of Her Parts" hold significance to you? 23 00:00:51,915 --> 00:00:55,070 - My partner is a survivor. - "Self-indulgent" 24 00:00:55,077 --> 00:01:00,153 "and self-pitying?" Fuck you, Stacey Merkin, FUCK YOU! 25 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:19,233 Staceyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 26 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:33,832 Staceeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy! 27 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,253 Ooh! This is the one. 28 00:02:47,528 --> 00:02:50,871 Association of American Universities Digital Technology Conference. 29 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:51,893 Yeah, why don't you just... 30 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,173 take that with you? 31 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:55,873 I mean, just find out who took part in media lab 32 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,691 and make me a list with the bios and contact information, okay? 33 00:02:58,695 --> 00:03:00,880 Do you have a knot? Do you want me to unlock it? 34 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:03,772 Uh... it... it's okay. No, really, it's 35 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:05,562 - fine. - Oh, wow. 36 00:03:06,048 --> 00:03:08,830 You are really tight. 37 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:10,603 - God, do you feel that? - Nadia, please... 38 00:03:10,605 --> 00:03:11,710 It's right there. 39 00:03:11,718 --> 00:03:14,672 Do you want me to find you a body worker? Because, oh my gosh, I have 40 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:17,653 the most amazing Ayurvedic healer, and he, he went 41 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,423 - so deep... - I, uh, I'd prefer a woman. 42 00:03:23,005 --> 00:03:23,753 Well. 43 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,083 That can be arranged, Dean Porter. 44 00:03:29,618 --> 00:03:31,570 Actually, I'm fine, Nadia. 45 00:03:35,428 --> 00:03:36,540 I just... 46 00:03:38,105 --> 00:03:41,340 I just need to find out, uh, what conferences 47 00:03:41,695 --> 00:03:45,711 CU has hosted. I know that we did the Global Sustainability last August... 48 00:03:45,716 --> 00:03:50,042 Where Dr. Gorsham sustained multiple hickeys from his two teaching assistants. 49 00:03:52,468 --> 00:03:53,801 You mean he slept with both of them? 50 00:03:53,805 --> 00:03:55,192 Don't be shocked. 51 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:56,970 It happens all the time. 52 00:03:57,375 --> 00:04:01,232 - Well, that doesn't make it acceptable. - No, but we're all adults, Bette. 53 00:04:01,915 --> 00:04:04,603 I mean, in a cloistered environment like a university, 54 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,732 it would be absurd 55 00:04:06,796 --> 00:04:10,080 to think that there weren't relationships between faculty and students. 56 00:04:10,575 --> 00:04:13,132 I hadn't given it much thought, to be honest, Nadia. 57 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,111 Well. 58 00:04:15,396 --> 00:04:17,272 I know the students in your college have. 59 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:20,121 I know at least 20 who would love to be with you. 60 00:04:27,645 --> 00:04:28,790 That's very flattering. 61 00:04:32,117 --> 00:04:34,161 I hate that I'm just one of the pack. 62 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:00,342 Alright. 63 00:05:01,178 --> 00:05:02,222 Let's do this. 64 00:05:07,788 --> 00:05:09,623 I am gonna need to see some kinda paperwork. 65 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:11,020 I don't have a birth certificate. 66 00:05:11,105 --> 00:05:14,732 LA... recquires complete health and immunisation records. 67 00:05:14,808 --> 00:05:16,133 Has Shay been vaccinated? 68 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:18,453 Have you been vaccinated? 69 00:05:19,217 --> 00:05:21,323 - I think so. - Do you know the name of your doctor? 70 00:05:22,177 --> 00:05:24,621 - No. - Did you go to a public clinic? 71 00:05:27,008 --> 00:05:28,322 Does he have any uh... 72 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:32,233 any allergies, any learning disabilities, psychological problems? 73 00:05:33,086 --> 00:05:34,201 Do you? 74 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:37,141 - Nah, doubt it. - Listen to me. Over here. 75 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:40,580 - How did he do in a Stanford-Binet. - I don't have any of this information. So... 76 00:05:40,587 --> 00:05:41,990 Why don't you tell me what you do you know? 77 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,463 - I'm sorry I'm wasting your time. - You're not wasting my time. 78 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,451 - We should just go. Take your stuff. - You don't have any paperwork. 79 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:56,293 My mum was proud of me for my score on that test. 80 00:06:01,925 --> 00:06:02,943 Hold on. 81 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,671 Mr Petersen, 82 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:08,383 look, I'm not... 83 00:06:08,608 --> 00:06:10,193 Okay. I don't know that kid. 84 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:12,002 I mean, he's my half-brother, 85 00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:13,123 but, 86 00:06:13,195 --> 00:06:14,421 but I don't know him. 87 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,332 You know where the parents are? 88 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:18,520 Yeah, our... 89 00:06:19,147 --> 00:06:22,131 Our father bailed on him which he 90 00:06:22,377 --> 00:06:24,023 also did to me. And, 91 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:26,001 his mother is, 92 00:06:26,005 --> 00:06:27,511 uh, mentally unfit. 93 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,473 - You know where she is? - No, 94 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:32,232 and before you ask, I don't know if she's coming back either. 95 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:33,381 But listen, 96 00:06:33,616 --> 00:06:34,722 I know this. 97 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:38,671 I'm not gonna go let Shay live in some homeless shelter the way I did when I was a kid. 98 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:41,413 Okay, 'cause, I mean, the truth is, 99 00:06:42,616 --> 00:06:44,952 he's in a nice house on Boarding Square, 100 00:06:44,957 --> 00:06:48,502 right around the corner from this nice school. He needs to be here. 101 00:06:49,605 --> 00:06:50,980 Do you understand? 102 00:06:50,988 --> 00:06:52,712 I mean, listen, 103 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,112 I promise you, I'll get you whatever you need. 104 00:06:56,117 --> 00:06:57,543 I swear it. 105 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,333 But I'm begging you 106 00:07:00,316 --> 00:07:02,500 to please just let him go to school here. 107 00:07:05,397 --> 00:07:06,660 Please... 108 00:07:07,975 --> 00:07:10,173 That is so fucking gross. 109 00:07:10,176 --> 00:07:12,493 So I found an S. Merkin 110 00:07:14,097 --> 00:07:17,590 in Van Nuys, which of course is where that vagina wig's gonna live. 111 00:07:17,596 --> 00:07:18,821 So... 112 00:07:18,826 --> 00:07:20,672 - Vagina wig? - Merkin. 113 00:07:20,677 --> 00:07:23,071 - Stacey Merkin. So... - Oh, right. 114 00:07:23,207 --> 00:07:26,511 I go to the house, and I'm standing out front, 115 00:07:26,516 --> 00:07:28,530 and I'm like, "Yo, Stacey! 116 00:07:28,547 --> 00:07:31,823 Come here and say it to my fuckin' face, you fuckin' vagina". 117 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,950 And so, guess who comes down? It's like, 118 00:07:34,956 --> 00:07:38,811 this little, like 90 old korean lady, that's like, 119 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:42,661 "Look what the time is it, it is 4 o'clock in the morning. I'm going to call the police..." 120 00:07:42,665 --> 00:07:44,633 You were yelling under her balconey at 4 in the morning. 121 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,701 I was, but did you read the review? 122 00:07:46,706 --> 00:07:49,211 - Yeah. - It was fondamentaly dishonest. So? 123 00:07:49,217 --> 00:07:51,193 Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, 124 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:53,482 lesbians love to eat their own. It's true. 125 00:07:53,888 --> 00:07:57,303 And the thing is, the Vagina's girlfriend was molested, 126 00:07:57,305 --> 00:08:00,342 and now she's like this perfect saint, which is awesome, 127 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:04,540 and, you know, I was abused, and I'm like this fucked-up nitwit, 128 00:08:04,548 --> 00:08:06,910 but that's my experience. And that's mine, 129 00:08:06,915 --> 00:08:10,391 and I don't know why she's slamming me for my own experience, you know. 130 00:08:10,506 --> 00:08:12,581 Right, I get it. I totally get it. 131 00:08:12,588 --> 00:08:15,453 I'm just saying I think you should let it go. It's a tiny magazine. 132 00:08:15,456 --> 00:08:17,043 I mean, who reads it? You know? 133 00:08:17,245 --> 00:08:19,381 And didn't "Elle" say something great about 134 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,191 refreshingly literate. That's huge. That's "Elle". 135 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:26,640 - Concentrate on that. - Right. I'll let it go. 136 00:08:26,895 --> 00:08:28,713 - Can I tell you something? - What? 137 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:31,790 - I met Papi. - No?! 138 00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:33,320 - What happened? - Oh! 139 00:08:33,328 --> 00:08:35,031 The legend transcent. 140 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,200 She's like the walking, living, breathing Lothario. 141 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:39,541 - And? What did you do? - And I totally fell for it. 142 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:42,152 - Well, you know... - Did you fuck her? 143 00:08:42,157 --> 00:08:43,230 - Oh my god! - Okay, 144 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:46,546 we were in the back of this super tricked outstrech. It was hot. 145 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,733 - She was like unfucking unbelievable. - Was she good? 146 00:08:48,730 --> 00:08:50,966 - Yeah, she's been with a lot of girls. - Like Shane? 147 00:08:50,969 --> 00:08:52,680 - No, more than Shane. - Oh my god... 148 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:56,771 Okay, just to give you an example. I wasn't about to tell you, but she was 149 00:08:57,418 --> 00:09:01,210 with Helena the same day. Well, the morning, the night after that we had... 150 00:09:01,677 --> 00:09:04,141 She fucked Helena right after she fucked you? 151 00:09:04,146 --> 00:09:05,570 Your roomate? 152 00:09:05,776 --> 00:09:08,540 - That's so rude! - No, but that's her, that's Papi. 153 00:09:08,547 --> 00:09:09,833 - Oh my god! - 'Cause, you know, 154 00:09:09,837 --> 00:09:12,532 relationships and her, they don't exist in the same universe. 155 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,251 - Okay. - She doesn't know that I know. 156 00:09:14,898 --> 00:09:18,043 - Hi. - Hi. Fucking desaster. 157 00:09:18,147 --> 00:09:19,310 Yeah. 158 00:09:19,396 --> 00:09:21,941 I had 3 job interviews today. 159 00:09:21,955 --> 00:09:25,492 Either I'm overqualified or I have no skills what so ever. 160 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:28,763 My CV doesn't even get any himp for a job as a receptionnist. 161 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:29,713 What's a CV? 162 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:31,170 My resum�. 163 00:09:31,698 --> 00:09:34,270 - Why are you... - And the people who know me, 164 00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,203 won't even believe I'm destitute. 165 00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:39,043 Why are you applying for a job as a receptionist? 166 00:09:39,315 --> 00:09:43,702 I would pretty much do any job right now that doesn't involve sex 167 00:09:43,706 --> 00:09:45,670 or touching insects. Otherwise, 168 00:09:45,675 --> 00:09:49,392 I'm gonna be stuck here with Alice in her sweet little one bedroom. 169 00:09:50,997 --> 00:09:54,372 Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up, the one bedroom. 170 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,910 I... We never had that roomate 171 00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:00,283 rule talk. 172 00:10:00,286 --> 00:10:01,881 - I'm gonna go. - No! 173 00:10:01,887 --> 00:10:04,252 I'll give you mine. I'll start with me. 174 00:10:05,337 --> 00:10:07,610 Okay, like I feel like this would be your 175 00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:09,171 boundary of your space, 176 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:12,230 so anything in your space you're responsible for, 177 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,911 and then this would be, 178 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:19,521 you know, my space. And anything in my space is mine. 179 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:23,932 Um, which includes my office space, which, 180 00:10:23,938 --> 00:10:25,922 I'll kinda show you where that starts. 181 00:10:27,785 --> 00:10:29,053 This is my 182 00:10:29,168 --> 00:10:31,400 office space. My work space. 183 00:10:31,406 --> 00:10:32,551 And 184 00:10:32,927 --> 00:10:33,911 I'm tidy. 185 00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:36,260 I'm a tidy person and I like to keep this tidy. 186 00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:37,840 But then we have, you know, 187 00:10:38,188 --> 00:10:41,812 the kitchen would be our space, kinda spaces, 188 00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:45,412 and I feel like the untidy person should abide by the tidy person's rules. 189 00:10:46,095 --> 00:10:46,912 So... 190 00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:48,942 Did you, 191 00:10:49,235 --> 00:10:50,691 did you have any? 192 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:55,123 Just that my protesysheets don't put in the washing machine because they... 193 00:10:55,128 --> 00:10:57,532 We'll talk about that. Sheets. 194 00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,040 Hello? 195 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:01,311 Hey Bette. 196 00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:07,951 What about Henry and Tina's cocktail party? 197 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:10,370 Tina and Henry's cocktail party? 198 00:11:12,145 --> 00:11:14,702 Uh, no, I don't believe I was invited. 199 00:11:16,818 --> 00:11:18,350 Well, it's not your fault, Alice. 200 00:11:22,487 --> 00:11:24,061 Oh my god, it sounds awful. 201 00:11:25,056 --> 00:11:28,552 She did not say "a mixer for our gay and our straight friends". 202 00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:35,052 Well, I hope you're also coming to the Planet tonight. 203 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:38,803 Kit is so excited about this new event planner. Apparently, they do these crazy, 204 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,770 hot women's parties. 205 00:11:42,256 --> 00:11:43,630 Oh Alice, I gotta go. 206 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,462 Yes. So, I see you tonight? 207 00:11:46,026 --> 00:11:47,712 Great. See you later then. Bye. 208 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,512 Phyllis. 209 00:11:49,865 --> 00:11:51,862 I thought you'd like to know the committee approved your budget 210 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:54,311 to start researching the cost of creating that media lab. 211 00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:57,293 So you're telling me that I have a budget to develop a budget? 212 00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:00,452 Welcome to Academia. 213 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:03,330 Oh, did you hear that Jodi Lerner requested to come a week late? 214 00:12:03,778 --> 00:12:06,392 I couldn't say no. She's been short-listed for the Rome Prize. 215 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:09,753 Bette, 216 00:12:10,057 --> 00:12:13,243 did you just say something about a crazy hot women's party? 217 00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:17,112 Uh... Yeah. My sister, Kit, she owns the Planet in West Hollywood. 218 00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,742 They're doing this party called 219 00:12:18,747 --> 00:12:21,293 - Rancho Notorious. - And it's all women? 220 00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:24,611 Only Thursdays. Thursday is girls' night at the Planet. 221 00:12:25,635 --> 00:12:28,061 Would it be too much of an imposition if I asked to join you? 222 00:12:28,277 --> 00:12:30,581 Uh, Tina's on the phone, for you. 223 00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,111 I'll come back later for the details. 224 00:12:39,436 --> 00:12:40,952 Tina, hey. 225 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,152 A party? Really? 226 00:12:48,548 --> 00:12:50,083 No, that sounds interesting. 227 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:51,952 Did Alice put you up to this? 228 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:59,030 You didn't know whether not to invite me when you invited all of my friends? 229 00:13:01,337 --> 00:13:02,883 Well, we have a child together, Tina, 230 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:04,593 we're gonna have to learn how to get along. 231 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,043 Fuck. You know something? 232 00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,513 You know, you've made quite a scene or two in your time too. 233 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:13,703 So don't get on your high. 234 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,283 No, okay, I don't wanna fight with you either. 235 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,791 I'm just making a point that 236 00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:26,163 I've moved on, I've found closure, 237 00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,743 and there's nothing between us anymore that would 238 00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:30,292 cause me to want to make a scene. 239 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:31,402 You know? 240 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:38,782 Well, thank you for the invitation, 241 00:13:38,788 --> 00:13:39,700 I appreciate it. 242 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,653 Yes, but I'm going to decline. 243 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,451 Yeah, some other time. 244 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,213 Bye. 245 00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:54,672 - "Money Trouble" by Annie Hayden - 246 00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:02,420 You have out of yourself this time. 247 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:05,242 Oh my... look at this place. It's fantastic. 248 00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:07,353 - You like it? - Do I like it? 249 00:14:07,636 --> 00:14:10,160 Mindy and I gonna have a bloody shoot at the end of the night. 250 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,800 Of course you are. 251 00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,922 Oh, hey you... 252 00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:18,591 Meet Angus, my boyfriend. 253 00:14:18,918 --> 00:14:21,663 Say hi to Mindy and Rochelle. 254 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,630 Hi to you, little ladies. I'm not just your boyfriend. 255 00:14:24,705 --> 00:14:28,363 I'm your just been offered a hundred thousand dollar record deal 256 00:14:28,365 --> 00:14:31,423 with Thrill City Records boyfriend! 257 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,642 Oh my god! 258 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,001 Oh my god! 259 00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:41,411 Congratulations, guys. 260 00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,760 So this is the air filter. 261 00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,051 You just take it out. 262 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,473 Check it out. 263 00:14:55,075 --> 00:14:56,851 Here, you have the new one over there. 264 00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,153 - You wanna put it in? - Sure. 265 00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:02,412 Okay, alright. Good job. 266 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:05,612 - We just snap that back. - Hey, Shay. 267 00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:09,270 Ready to go to Tina and Henry's? 268 00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,290 Will there be kids there? 269 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,753 Well uh... 270 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:14,611 Angelica'll be there. 271 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,271 And, you know, they might have a movie for you to watch. 272 00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:21,661 He could stay here with me if he wants. 273 00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,660 I mean, I'm just gonna be working on the car... 274 00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:27,073 And maybe later we could go get some burgers or something. 275 00:15:27,078 --> 00:15:28,512 - Yeah! - Really? 276 00:15:28,986 --> 00:15:29,921 Yeah. 277 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:34,851 Okay, well. Wait. That means you're not going to Tina and Henry's. 278 00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,150 I wasn't invited. 279 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,761 It's cool. I mean, I don't even really know Tina that well. 280 00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:46,721 And, I'd rather not have to deal anyway. So. 281 00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,203 Well, are you okay with that, Shay? 282 00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:50,993 - Yeah. - Yeah? 283 00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,041 - Well, thank you very much. - Sure. 284 00:15:53,045 --> 00:15:54,443 I appreciate. 285 00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,520 I'll see you later. 286 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,013 - "Our Lov3" by Rhett Miller - 287 00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:07,101 Which one is Tina's ex? 288 00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:09,971 She couldn't make it. 289 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,120 Thank God. 290 00:16:12,215 --> 00:16:14,452 So, even, even the beaufiful one over there? 291 00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,961 Yes, Brad. Give it up. They're all lesbians. 292 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,373 - Thank you. - Thank you. 293 00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:24,713 Wow. Who is that? 294 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,832 This is a surprise. 295 00:16:29,516 --> 00:16:30,543 Hi. 296 00:16:30,798 --> 00:16:32,240 I kinda changed my mind. 297 00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:34,552 Hello Henry. 298 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,481 - So where is my baby girl? - She's asleep. 299 00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:39,570 Watch out! 300 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,793 - I'll get more. - Okay. Thanks. 301 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,003 This is nice. 302 00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:54,740 That reminds me of your appartment on... 303 00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,633 Yeah, it's fine. 304 00:17:01,225 --> 00:17:03,393 I'd remodel it, but I don't live here. 305 00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,481 Yet. 306 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,002 Thank god, you're here. We're totally outnumbered. 307 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,493 - What do you mean? - Straight people. 308 00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:16,733 Oh, Jesus. 309 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,400 Hi. 310 00:17:18,866 --> 00:17:19,981 Bette... 311 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,931 - Jenny... - Hello. 312 00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:28,551 What do you say we move into a big place like this some day? 313 00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:33,120 Uh I say not until your first check clearance and then mine. 314 00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:38,403 Hey. 315 00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,652 Hi. 316 00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,312 - How are you? - Good. And you? 317 00:17:41,318 --> 00:17:43,161 - I'm glad you came. - Well of course. 318 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,053 I didn't think anyone was gonna come. 319 00:17:45,055 --> 00:17:47,122 - Oh, no, no, no. - Do you want some food? 320 00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:48,440 Yeah. 321 00:17:51,108 --> 00:17:52,851 Kelly and... 322 00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,431 Alison, yes. 323 00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:57,643 This is my friend, Shane. 324 00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:59,111 - Hi. - You want a beer? 325 00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,902 I would love one, thank you. Hello. 326 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,291 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 327 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,020 Hi. 328 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:07,403 That's such a great name. 329 00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:08,830 Shane... 330 00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:10,392 Oh thank you. 331 00:18:13,935 --> 00:18:15,193 It's perfect for you. 332 00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:19,252 Thank you again. 333 00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,840 But I'm gonna go find Tina for that drink. So... 334 00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:28,062 See you. 335 00:18:32,948 --> 00:18:35,933 Alright you guys, grace spirit's up. I'm going in. 336 00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:37,872 Good luck. 337 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:41,471 Shane! Oh my god! 338 00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:42,752 Oh thank you! 339 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,393 I am gonna be the best receptionnist you have ever had. 340 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:47,440 Okay, good, listen. But I'm warning you. It's a shit job. 341 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,703 But it's yours if you want it. 342 00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,630 - I want it. - Okay, good, you got it. 343 00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:09,013 Your daughter is adorable. 344 00:19:09,657 --> 00:19:10,813 Thank you. 345 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,970 What would you do if one day she decided she wanted to live with her father. 346 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:18,330 We don't call him the father. We call him the donor. 347 00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,463 In fact I don't think it's gonna happen. 348 00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:25,430 Sorry, excuse me. I know you don't want it to happen, but, 349 00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,973 you know, kids have minds of their own, and, 350 00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,881 I mean, I'm sure your parents would rather you weren't a lesbian, you know? 351 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,200 My parents are dead. 352 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,002 - Bette... - Brad... 353 00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:40,040 Look, I'm not a homophobe, you know what I'm saying? But, uh, 354 00:19:40,298 --> 00:19:43,411 look, if my son came home and he told me that he was gay, 355 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,092 I mean, I'm sure I would come around to it. But 356 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,261 you know, at first there would be a reaction. 357 00:19:48,657 --> 00:19:52,080 And, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be honest here. 358 00:19:52,087 --> 00:19:54,320 An honest homophobe. How nice. 359 00:19:55,588 --> 00:19:57,971 - Bette, don't get into it. - No, I... 360 00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:00,463 I understand, Brad. I mean, 361 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,652 you find gay sex repulsive, and 362 00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:04,871 you don't care about your son's personal happiness 363 00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:07,643 as much as you do your own comfort level. Right? 364 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,822 You know, 365 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:11,182 personally, 366 00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:12,723 I'm all for it, 367 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,523 between women. 368 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,853 It's just that, the idea of two guys... 369 00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:20,460 Well, you understand, right? 370 00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,020 It's not that bad, actually. 371 00:20:24,678 --> 00:20:25,880 Come again, dude? 372 00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:29,632 That whole dick-in-ass thing. 373 00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:32,010 I used to think it was a little creepy. And 374 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:33,351 painful, 375 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:36,422 too. But I found this great lube; it's called Boy Butter. 376 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,380 Once I discovered that, it was like, 377 00:20:41,148 --> 00:20:43,052 "Let's get this party started". 378 00:20:43,085 --> 00:20:44,472 I love him. 379 00:20:45,086 --> 00:20:47,250 He loves you too. 380 00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:49,593 I gotta get back to the Planet. 381 00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:54,402 Come on, butter boy, let's sliiiiide on outta here. 382 00:20:57,355 --> 00:20:58,470 I have an idea. 383 00:21:00,127 --> 00:21:01,532 Game of Celebrity? 384 00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:10,552 You have a couple of extra spots on the guest list? 385 00:21:10,557 --> 00:21:14,683 My boys are coming down to celebrate our impading super mega stardom. 386 00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:18,560 - Of course! Thrills... - Here we come. 387 00:21:24,068 --> 00:21:26,941 - "Secret Love" by Kathy Kirby - 388 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,521 Phyllis, you can do this. 389 00:21:40,796 --> 00:21:43,121 Hey beautiful. May I buy you a drink? 390 00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:48,193 Oh, I'm not ready for a drink yet. 391 00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:11,181 - Go? Ok. Here we go. - Ok, ready? 392 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:16,411 We won already. This is so easy. Okay. 393 00:22:17,857 --> 00:22:18,713 - Ready? - Yeah. 394 00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,710 Actress. She was in "I Heart Huckabees". 395 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:21,670 Naomi Watts. 396 00:22:21,676 --> 00:22:23,193 No. But funnier. 397 00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,532 She was in "9 to 5"... 398 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,781 Oh, I know, I know, what's her name? 399 00:22:29,705 --> 00:22:31,982 Major dyke, major dyke. She came out big time in 2000. 400 00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:34,040 I mean, we already knew, but, uh... 401 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,222 Come on, "Big Business". "Big Business"! 402 00:22:37,537 --> 00:22:39,451 - Sorry guys, time's up. - Who is it? 403 00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:40,990 Lily Tomlin! 404 00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:43,532 Lily Tomlin is not a lesbian. Is she?! 405 00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:46,002 Braaaad. 406 00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:47,492 He was on the verge of getting it. 407 00:22:47,707 --> 00:22:49,221 The gay clue threw him off. 408 00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:50,890 - Yeah. - Oh. 409 00:22:54,065 --> 00:22:56,123 Okay, who's next? Shane? 410 00:22:57,017 --> 00:22:58,433 - What? - Try me. 411 00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:10,773 "Le Tigre" 412 00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:12,313 and 413 00:23:12,637 --> 00:23:13,653 Julie Ruin. 414 00:23:14,886 --> 00:23:16,182 - "Bikini Kill". - Oh, 415 00:23:16,868 --> 00:23:17,563 easy. 416 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,702 I know it. 417 00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:23,560 So easy! 418 00:23:27,196 --> 00:23:28,103 One more time. 419 00:23:31,548 --> 00:23:32,713 Kathleen Hanna. 420 00:23:32,957 --> 00:23:34,553 What is she a celebrity for? 421 00:23:35,008 --> 00:23:39,323 Oh, she just pretty much started the whole riot girl music scene, but hey. 422 00:23:40,577 --> 00:23:42,060 What's the riot girl music scene? 423 00:23:43,815 --> 00:23:45,522 Okay. Who's next? 424 00:23:47,975 --> 00:23:49,281 My turn, my turn. 425 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:55,153 Oh, I don't 426 00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:57,513 I don't know who Terrell Owens is. 427 00:24:00,118 --> 00:24:00,901 What? 428 00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:02,853 Football player. 429 00:24:04,398 --> 00:24:05,342 Do you? 430 00:24:05,507 --> 00:24:06,492 Shane? 431 00:24:06,496 --> 00:24:08,501 He's the most talented receiver in football. 432 00:24:08,507 --> 00:24:11,282 And he appeared with a "Desperate Housewife" in a commercial. 433 00:24:11,287 --> 00:24:12,591 She dropped her towel. 434 00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:14,360 The desperate... 435 00:24:14,557 --> 00:24:15,373 what? 436 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,901 This is excruciating. 437 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,780 - I would love to get outta here. - Let's go. 438 00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:23,682 Just let's go. 439 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,773 - Let's play. - Who wants to be the next? 440 00:24:26,775 --> 00:24:28,243 It's kinda late though. 441 00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:32,301 Shane, what time is it? 442 00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:34,482 - It is late, isn't it? - It is. 443 00:24:34,586 --> 00:24:37,362 - "Shake a Leg" by Margaret Lewis - 444 00:24:44,628 --> 00:24:46,593 Ladies, ladies... 445 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:51,723 Oh god, thank god for my little lesbian planet. 446 00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:53,751 Oh my god, that's Papi. 447 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:57,503 - Hey. - Hey chicas, what's up? 448 00:25:05,085 --> 00:25:06,773 There is Shane. Shane! 449 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,683 Shane? 450 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,083 Oh, this gotta be interesting. 451 00:25:16,918 --> 00:25:19,920 - "La Resi Dei Conti a/k/a Sixty Seconds to What" by Ennio Morricone - 452 00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:00,332 Hey. 453 00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,841 - Kit saved us a table in the back. - Oh good. 454 00:26:03,678 --> 00:26:05,072 You're Shane? 455 00:26:07,258 --> 00:26:08,151 Yeah. 456 00:26:08,328 --> 00:26:10,730 You're just a skinny little white girl. 457 00:26:11,826 --> 00:26:12,620 Oh. 458 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,942 Yeah, I guess I am. 459 00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:20,972 Shane? 460 00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:22,191 - What? - This is Papi. 461 00:26:22,478 --> 00:26:23,271 Who? 462 00:26:23,617 --> 00:26:24,593 Papi. 463 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,002 So what? 464 00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,740 So I'm your competition. 465 00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:30,261 Oh. 466 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:36,003 Well, you know, I don't know exactly what we're competing for, but, uh, 467 00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:37,401 you win. 468 00:26:37,497 --> 00:26:39,600 So. It was nice to meet you. 469 00:26:39,606 --> 00:26:40,621 I'm gonna go 470 00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:41,841 see Bette. You wanna come? I'll buy you a drink. 471 00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:42,943 I'll buy you a drink. 472 00:26:43,287 --> 00:26:44,270 Okay. 473 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:58,390 I missed that reading. 474 00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:01,272 It was last week. 475 00:27:01,285 --> 00:27:03,793 Anyway the book is really awful. 476 00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:08,782 - Have you read it? - No, but the review in Curve magazine? 477 00:27:09,036 --> 00:27:13,270 ""Some of Her Parts" makes me ashamed to even call myself a lesbian." 478 00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,290 I feel like I don't even really know 479 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:24,400 how to talk to women anymore. 480 00:27:24,406 --> 00:27:27,250 You just have to be patient, Helena. I mean, you're reinventing yourself. 481 00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:29,462 - That's big. - Oh boy. 482 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,621 Are you okay? 483 00:27:36,626 --> 00:27:39,643 Shit, shit, shit. I cannot believe she actually came. 484 00:27:39,648 --> 00:27:40,501 - What? - Who? 485 00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:43,563 Who? What? Did you sleep with someone? 486 00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:46,253 No, not in a century. Okay, girls. Okay, here's the deal. 487 00:27:46,945 --> 00:27:49,440 Phyllis Kroll, executive vice chancellor of California University, 488 00:27:49,446 --> 00:27:51,550 very accomplished, very dignified, very much my boss, 489 00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:54,091 I repeat, very much my boss. She's been married 25 years 490 00:27:54,095 --> 00:27:56,932 and is now at this relatively late date convinced she's a lesbian 491 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:59,052 and is peeking out of the closet as we speak. So please please please 492 00:27:59,058 --> 00:28:01,191 be nice to her and try to talk to her and try not to make her feel like 493 00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:04,112 she's the oldest fucking lesbian on the planet. Phyllis! 494 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:05,970 Hi, it's good to see you. 495 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:08,542 I've been here for a while. I'm just kinda hiding in the back. 496 00:28:08,546 --> 00:28:11,210 Well, you're now among friends. 497 00:28:11,776 --> 00:28:13,890 - This is Shane McCutcheon. - Hi, Shane. 498 00:28:13,896 --> 00:28:16,110 - How are you doing? - This is Alice Pieszecki. 499 00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:17,910 - Hello, Phyllis. - Alice... 500 00:28:17,915 --> 00:28:19,252 And Helena Peabody. 501 00:28:19,255 --> 00:28:20,580 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Helena... 502 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:23,383 - Why don't you join us? - Yeah, I'd love to. 503 00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:31,773 I hate to say it man, but the NR guy called back. 504 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:35,092 The thing is, dude, they need a hot younger singer to sell records. 505 00:28:35,306 --> 00:28:37,263 I mean, it's not like it's anything to you. 506 00:28:37,805 --> 00:28:40,763 So you won't be actually in the band. 507 00:28:41,318 --> 00:28:43,482 They said they already had a guy lined up for us. 508 00:28:43,498 --> 00:28:44,972 And you're totally still get, like, 509 00:28:45,205 --> 00:28:46,583 song writer credit. 510 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,770 - I know you're not serious. - It's out of our control, Kit. 511 00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:54,793 You know how long we've been waiting for this? 512 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,421 How long you've been waiting? 513 00:29:02,525 --> 00:29:05,262 You candy-ass piece o' shit, you. 514 00:29:05,686 --> 00:29:08,271 You'd be nothin' without Angus. Nothin'. 515 00:29:09,155 --> 00:29:11,543 You must be outta your motherfuckin' mind. 516 00:29:11,548 --> 00:29:13,332 You must be fuckin' crazy. 517 00:29:13,827 --> 00:29:16,060 Get the fuck outta here. Go! Get out of here! 518 00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:19,352 She's the one that owned to be ashamed of calling herself a lesbian. 519 00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:23,942 What I find so utterly specious is the assertion she made about her own ladyfriend. 520 00:29:23,976 --> 00:29:25,540 I know, I mean, Saint Lindsey? 521 00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,553 Why is she the pantheon of honesty? 522 00:29:27,555 --> 00:29:30,472 It's pathetic, writing about her own girlfriend in the review. 523 00:29:30,805 --> 00:29:34,151 The fact that she compared the two of you is proof enough of her stupidity. 524 00:29:34,157 --> 00:29:36,800 I know. Thank you. I mean, the whole thing was, I wasn't 525 00:29:36,977 --> 00:29:39,483 writing about all survivors' stories. 526 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:43,062 I was just writing about my story and my experience. 527 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:46,230 It's a shame you can't do what I did when I got my first bad review. 528 00:29:46,238 --> 00:29:48,343 Oh, Phyllis. You never got a bad review. 529 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:50,190 I did so, with my second book. 530 00:29:50,587 --> 00:29:53,620 A reviewer from the Journal of Education and Policy 531 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,693 absolutely ridiculed my premise. 532 00:29:55,887 --> 00:29:57,182 So with a wicked rebuttal, 533 00:29:58,037 --> 00:30:00,021 I dismantled him point by point. 534 00:30:00,025 --> 00:30:01,570 He lost his job because of it. 535 00:30:03,526 --> 00:30:06,351 It's too bad you can't prove your critic was wrong 536 00:30:06,568 --> 00:30:08,941 about her girlfriend's unimpeachable integrity. 537 00:30:09,855 --> 00:30:11,461 That is for sure, Jenny. I agree, Phyllis. 538 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,383 I agree, Phyllis. 539 00:30:13,598 --> 00:30:14,533 Totally agree. 540 00:30:51,045 --> 00:30:53,730 They are shit without you and you know it. 541 00:30:54,636 --> 00:30:55,993 What does it matter? 542 00:30:59,155 --> 00:31:00,900 Runaway and die, 543 00:31:00,905 --> 00:31:03,211 too old to be viable as a musician. 544 00:31:04,048 --> 00:31:05,982 You're the one who told me 545 00:31:05,985 --> 00:31:08,062 when you're cold, to do music. 546 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:11,023 - Nothing can stop you. - Yeah, well, 547 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,592 they do stop me. 548 00:31:13,736 --> 00:31:14,901 It's bullshit. 549 00:31:15,496 --> 00:31:17,432 - You can't... - Listen, 550 00:31:17,787 --> 00:31:21,343 don't try to make me feel better, 'cause I'm just not gonna. 551 00:31:30,168 --> 00:31:33,051 God, you know, I think I just need to be alone. 552 00:32:10,907 --> 00:32:12,663 - Yeah? - Hey. 553 00:32:12,808 --> 00:32:13,782 Hey! 554 00:32:13,916 --> 00:32:16,420 I wander if you can do me a favor. 555 00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:23,220 I'm trying to find a friend of mine, 556 00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,250 named 557 00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:29,262 Lindsey who I went to Summer Camp in like 1997. 558 00:32:29,267 --> 00:32:32,323 I think that she was assaulted 559 00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:34,570 and she had to go to this hospital named 560 00:32:34,938 --> 00:32:37,021 Cold Water Community Hospital 561 00:32:37,026 --> 00:32:39,062 and I wandered if you could help me find her. 562 00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:46,541 That's not really much to go on. 563 00:32:47,537 --> 00:32:49,552 But I could do a computer search. 564 00:32:50,545 --> 00:32:52,133 I'd definitively want that because 565 00:32:52,147 --> 00:32:54,600 I'm writing an article about the hospital for 566 00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:58,152 Salon Magazine. So, it's really important to me 567 00:32:58,158 --> 00:32:59,662 that I speak to her about, 568 00:32:59,886 --> 00:33:01,801 you know, her experience there. 569 00:33:04,297 --> 00:33:05,510 Okay? 570 00:33:10,648 --> 00:33:13,863 - What? You want me to do it now? - If you don't mind. 571 00:33:15,007 --> 00:33:16,910 Okay. 572 00:33:36,257 --> 00:33:39,002 I'm really... I'm sorry, Phyllis. This is just... 573 00:33:39,696 --> 00:33:41,793 Wow. Go get 'em, Phyllis! 574 00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,242 Go ahead. 575 00:34:46,957 --> 00:34:50,901 Fauvism, dadaism, cubism, surrealism, modernism. 576 00:34:51,058 --> 00:34:52,311 We'll cover the rest next week. 577 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,581 - Yes? - Even Fluxus, dean Porter? 578 00:34:55,688 --> 00:34:57,072 Yeah, falls under Dada. 579 00:34:57,718 --> 00:34:59,143 So, next week, we'll discuss 580 00:34:59,147 --> 00:35:02,103 the ways in which art reveals attitudes about the culture. 581 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,991 Wait. You wanted me to remind you 582 00:35:03,996 --> 00:35:06,431 to assign everyone topics at the end of the session, Bette. 583 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,122 I mean, dean Porter. 584 00:35:08,488 --> 00:35:09,433 Thank you, Nadia. 585 00:35:09,627 --> 00:35:11,902 So we'll do that at the begining of next session. 586 00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,292 I love you, Bette. 587 00:35:14,306 --> 00:35:15,753 Would you marry me? 588 00:35:16,808 --> 00:35:17,770 Good job, Bette. 589 00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,893 You've got them at the palm of your hand. 590 00:35:19,898 --> 00:35:21,293 I wish I could do it every day. 591 00:35:21,297 --> 00:35:24,021 Then your department heads would have to do their own fundraising. 592 00:35:25,187 --> 00:35:26,781 I want to thank you for last night. 593 00:35:27,087 --> 00:35:28,333 I had a lovely time. 594 00:35:29,248 --> 00:35:30,780 Well, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. 595 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,062 I especially loved Alice. 596 00:35:33,505 --> 00:35:36,300 - She's so vibrant. - Yeah, she's a great girl. 597 00:35:36,888 --> 00:35:37,622 So... 598 00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,031 do you think she liked me? 599 00:35:46,475 --> 00:35:47,981 You know how to work a credit card? 600 00:35:49,027 --> 00:35:49,993 Not... 601 00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:51,631 - Actually no. - Well, I'm gonna... 602 00:35:52,246 --> 00:35:54,340 - bloody Martha to help you. - Okay. 603 00:35:56,035 --> 00:35:58,100 Good morning, the WAX, how may I help you? 604 00:35:58,115 --> 00:35:59,872 - No! Say WAX. - Sorry. 605 00:35:59,877 --> 00:36:01,293 - Just WAX. - WAX? 606 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:03,683 Martha? 607 00:36:05,128 --> 00:36:06,843 I'm sorry. What was that you were saying? 608 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:09,611 I need a box of bones, reds, tunes, wax and grip tape.... 609 00:36:10,065 --> 00:36:12,452 I'm sorry, could you just give me one more minute. 610 00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:14,153 You need a box of Red Bones and what? 611 00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:20,671 Can you just give me moment? 612 00:36:27,337 --> 00:36:28,572 Wow! 613 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:30,400 Wow! Fancy! 614 00:36:30,547 --> 00:36:32,211 I like this. This is good. 615 00:36:32,697 --> 00:36:35,043 All new Bette, huh? Artsy... 616 00:36:35,295 --> 00:36:37,260 A little artsy-fartsy going on here. 617 00:36:38,445 --> 00:36:40,283 We have a situation, Alice. 618 00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:43,702 What? Are you gonna stick me in a corner with adunce's cap on, principal Porter? 619 00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,272 My boss is attracted to you. 620 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:48,983 - Really? - Yeah. 621 00:36:49,256 --> 00:36:51,251 She thinks you two made a real connection. She said that 622 00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:54,272 you made a meaningful eye contact with her. Is that true? 623 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,152 She thinks I flirted with her? 624 00:36:56,157 --> 00:36:57,442 Alice, this isn't funny. 625 00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,891 - No. - No, it's not. She wept in my arms 626 00:36:59,895 --> 00:37:01,913 because she's been unhappy for 25 years and now 627 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:03,683 she's dying to find out what she's been missing 628 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,792 and she thinks you sent her signals. 629 00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:08,493 - She really thinks I sent her signals? - Yeah. 630 00:37:08,498 --> 00:37:09,562 - Really? - Yes. 631 00:37:09,567 --> 00:37:11,100 And we have to do something about it. 632 00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:13,791 - We've got to let her down easy. - Okay, okay. 633 00:37:15,948 --> 00:37:17,632 - Alice, it's not funny. - No. 634 00:37:18,765 --> 00:37:19,823 It's not funny. 635 00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:22,123 You guys, aren't they cute? 636 00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:25,490 And that is supposed to be cheeseburgers. 637 00:37:25,496 --> 00:37:26,843 You're sure you don't mind? 638 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,123 - Not at all. - I'll go get the buns. 639 00:37:29,127 --> 00:37:30,032 Alright. 640 00:37:30,675 --> 00:37:31,770 Hi, Max. 641 00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:32,882 Hey. 642 00:37:35,435 --> 00:37:36,650 I'm really glad you came. 643 00:37:38,098 --> 00:37:40,142 Well, it was nice of your dad to invite me. 644 00:37:40,406 --> 00:37:41,453 I invited you. 645 00:37:42,745 --> 00:37:43,442 Well, 646 00:37:43,656 --> 00:37:45,602 then it was nice of you to invite me. 647 00:37:46,088 --> 00:37:47,323 Hey Brooke! 648 00:37:49,075 --> 00:37:51,063 - I'll see you in a minute, okay? - Alright. 649 00:38:05,168 --> 00:38:06,930 I'll be right with you. 650 00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:09,691 Good afternoon, the... I mean, WAX... 651 00:38:12,086 --> 00:38:13,112 Shane? 652 00:38:14,357 --> 00:38:17,141 Gary Geller, marketing director for Hugo Boss. 653 00:38:17,855 --> 00:38:20,400 - Hi. - I know you were at Cherie Jaffe's party last week. 654 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,321 - Oh... - You don't remember? 655 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,040 I don't know. I was a little uh... 656 00:38:26,468 --> 00:38:27,982 Yeah, me too. 657 00:38:28,138 --> 00:38:29,951 But you made quite impression on me. 658 00:38:31,008 --> 00:38:32,520 I have a proposition for you. 659 00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:54,302 Max, you're working too hard. 660 00:38:55,386 --> 00:38:56,123 Come on, 661 00:38:56,446 --> 00:38:58,032 why don't you come use the pool? 662 00:38:58,558 --> 00:38:59,390 No! 663 00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:00,841 Try them on, 664 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:04,192 I'll take some shots and I'll send them to Hugo Boss himself. 665 00:39:04,196 --> 00:39:05,253 Look, 666 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:08,323 I appreciate that you came down here and all, but, 667 00:39:08,657 --> 00:39:09,992 I'm not a model. 668 00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:12,773 It's a lucrative gig. 669 00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,451 Yeah, I'm sure it is but I'm just... 670 00:39:15,507 --> 00:39:17,453 Sorry, I'm not interested. 671 00:39:18,198 --> 00:39:19,570 Excuse me. Shay! 672 00:39:19,896 --> 00:39:20,870 Hey. 673 00:39:21,288 --> 00:39:22,690 How are you doing? How was school? 674 00:39:22,975 --> 00:39:24,172 Do you wanna get homework done? 675 00:39:24,178 --> 00:39:25,902 Take some time, think about it. 676 00:39:26,905 --> 00:39:27,773 No. 677 00:39:28,456 --> 00:39:30,302 But thank you, I appreciate it. 678 00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:32,210 I'm sorry, Brooke. 679 00:39:33,098 --> 00:39:34,392 I'm really sorry. 680 00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,392 I just... 681 00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:39,621 I have this ear condition, you know. 682 00:39:41,528 --> 00:39:43,911 Ever since I was in some team in high school and I... 683 00:39:46,068 --> 00:39:47,590 I can't go in the water. 684 00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,871 Okay? And it really bombs me out. 685 00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,710 I shouldn't freak out on you like that. 686 00:39:55,306 --> 00:39:56,670 I'm really sorry. 687 00:39:58,238 --> 00:39:59,433 I forgive you. 688 00:40:00,986 --> 00:40:01,941 You do? 689 00:40:06,135 --> 00:40:07,383 I'm crazy about you. 690 00:40:14,635 --> 00:40:16,093 Don't point! 691 00:40:18,327 --> 00:40:19,502 Have a good evening everyone. 692 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,791 Don't forget to give me your list for the major donors reception by friday. 693 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:26,751 Long day, Bette. 694 00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,571 Yeah, and it's not a wrestle. 695 00:40:28,577 --> 00:40:30,591 I have to prove the artwork for the presentation. 696 00:40:30,598 --> 00:40:31,721 Phyllis. 697 00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:33,190 Alice. 698 00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:34,792 Hello, Professor Porter. 699 00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:37,911 Dean Porter, Alice. You're demoting her. 700 00:40:38,668 --> 00:40:40,741 I am taking Phyllis to Murakami. 701 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,100 Lesbian sushi. 702 00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:44,391 Really? 703 00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:46,433 Lesbians have their own special kind of sushi? 704 00:40:46,438 --> 00:40:47,361 Oh, yeah. 705 00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:51,590 Phyllis, I think that you should order Bette out on a date. 706 00:40:51,596 --> 00:40:52,740 Is this a date? 707 00:40:53,237 --> 00:40:54,460 She works too hard. 708 00:40:54,466 --> 00:40:57,130 Well, I can't exactly order her to go out on a date. 709 00:40:57,137 --> 00:40:58,562 No, you really can't. 710 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:01,002 But I do hope you're taking care of your personnal needs, Bette. 711 00:41:01,235 --> 00:41:03,890 Acadomia can be so very suffocating. 712 00:41:04,116 --> 00:41:06,161 Oh, yeah, she's right. 713 00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:08,160 Have a good date. 714 00:41:08,317 --> 00:41:09,800 Okay, thanks. 715 00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:11,581 Phyllis! 716 00:41:12,895 --> 00:41:17,890 Fuck, Alice. 717 00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:19,792 You're right. It's my fault. I've completely fucked up this schedule. 718 00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:21,073 I mean, maybe we can... 719 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:22,863 Sure. 720 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,262 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't even tell 721 00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:27,963 which is the phone, which is the WAX. Maybe if we can... 722 00:41:27,977 --> 00:41:29,113 have a look at it. 723 00:41:31,298 --> 00:41:32,492 Fuck! 724 00:41:32,836 --> 00:41:37,832 Fuck! Fuck! 725 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,440 This is yours and... 726 00:41:38,448 --> 00:41:40,913 Fuck! And this is yours. 727 00:41:41,618 --> 00:41:42,580 And... 728 00:41:43,517 --> 00:41:44,371 Hello? 729 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:51,740 That bad, huh? 730 00:41:54,436 --> 00:41:55,500 I'm just... 731 00:41:56,937 --> 00:41:58,460 not up to this, Shane. 732 00:41:59,775 --> 00:42:00,903 I'm just... 733 00:42:02,565 --> 00:42:04,390 Thanks for the opportunity though. 734 00:42:06,286 --> 00:42:07,852 You know, I... 735 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:12,433 I can guarantee there's something you're really good at. 736 00:42:13,685 --> 00:42:14,753 I do. 737 00:42:15,525 --> 00:42:17,592 But I think you just need to take the time and 738 00:42:18,816 --> 00:42:20,082 figure out what this is. 739 00:42:22,147 --> 00:42:23,043 Thanks. 740 00:42:23,395 --> 00:42:24,941 So don't worry about this. 741 00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:28,202 - It's a fucking mess, but... - Yeah, what a mess! 742 00:42:28,207 --> 00:42:30,553 Let's go lock up. Can you get my bag? 743 00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:31,820 Thanks, Shay. 744 00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,510 - Thanks, Shane. - Of course. Don't worry about it. 745 00:42:38,897 --> 00:42:40,151 Alright. 746 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,381 Grab that. 747 00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:46,740 Oh, Nadia. 748 00:42:48,016 --> 00:42:49,733 What are you doing here? 749 00:42:50,207 --> 00:42:53,853 I seem to remember when you were interviewing TA candidates that you said, 750 00:42:54,028 --> 00:42:55,901 "If I'm working, you're working". 751 00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:00,081 I finished the first set for the media lab. 752 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,720 God, you are really talented. 753 00:43:11,038 --> 00:43:12,682 That means a lot coming from you. 754 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,451 Nadia? 755 00:43:39,175 --> 00:43:40,151 Where do you live? 756 00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:41,893 Echo Park. 757 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,270 Do you need a ride? 758 00:43:46,086 --> 00:43:46,913 Yeah. 759 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,091 - I don't wanna trouble you. - No, 760 00:43:50,098 --> 00:43:50,981 it's not trouble. 761 00:43:50,987 --> 00:43:53,273 I mean, it's more or less on my way home. So... 762 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:20,643 Would it be wrong 763 00:44:21,107 --> 00:44:22,633 if I told you 764 00:44:23,025 --> 00:44:25,041 that I can't keep my eyes off of you? 765 00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:31,421 Yes. 766 00:44:33,395 --> 00:44:35,310 Would it be wrong if I told you 767 00:44:35,648 --> 00:44:37,171 that you are the most 768 00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:41,181 intriguing person that I've ever met? 769 00:44:44,718 --> 00:44:45,830 Yes. 770 00:44:49,905 --> 00:44:52,661 Would it be wrong if I told you that I have never 771 00:44:52,777 --> 00:44:56,183 wanted to kiss someone more than I want to kiss you right now? 772 00:45:08,136 --> 00:45:09,530 Nadia... 773 00:45:10,905 --> 00:45:12,730 titelilie - ruvyn7 www.forom.com 56157

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