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Pay attention
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What happened to you?
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We need a medic immediatly
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What's your name?
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What has happened?
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My name is Jimmy
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I love pumpkin pie
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3 years later
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When do these people learn to drive
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Sir
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Well hello handsome
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I'd really like to hold your hands now
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Dirty old man, I came here for policework
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The victims are over there
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Let's see
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It seems that these people were driving really fast
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They somersaulted like 40 times until they hit a wall
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Amateurs..
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We also found some guns and bullets
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Where the heck did you find this?
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Over there
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Is this some kind of murder weapon?
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No, it's just a random gun hanging about
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Don't ask stupid questions
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If you are not a retard
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They appear to be shot about 300 times
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Then put in the car and launched with 500mph
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And I'm an expert so I know stuff
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He appears to be very dead
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Normally I can't touch men like this
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But since he's dead..
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I will stuff this pencil up his nostril
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And maybe in other places too
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This is my profession
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Are you hiring?
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Not at the moment
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But work hard and we'll see
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Now I will rub his nipple
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And squeeze it like this
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It must feel very good for him even though he's a corpse
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Birdie...
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The Jailhouse
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What wrong with your arm?
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It's all messed up
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I've been jerking off for 52 years
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It's not strange that I lost all control
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Mister Kong, just use your other hand
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Or feet
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It's not the end of the world
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Easy for you to say
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This hand is legendary for it's fluid motion
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Out of nowhere
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Orgasms would erupt even when I slept
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Awesome, wet dreams
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What the heck
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This is the masturbation guy
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Hey grandpa, have trouble pleasing yourself?
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- He can still.. - Shutup!
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Yeah sorry..
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- How dare you to sit here?
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- You made some stains here?
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- Get the fuck outta here
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Read the newspaper
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Read the newspaper!
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The Police Department has found dead bodies
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Belonging to people who are dead
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The expert on the scene said they look very dead
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Also post autopsy has shown
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That after their death their nipples
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were severely twisted
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Also a standard size pencil was found
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Inserted into the nose of a victim
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It makes no sense to twist nipples like that
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The one responsible is probably this woman
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I want to call.. that woman
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Call to this woman please?
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Oh sure
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If you suck my dick
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What the?
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My shift ends in an hour
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Are you serious?
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Oh and it's not just me
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You've got to do all the guards.
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Just one should be enough
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I can't do 100 guards
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My grandpa used to say
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Love is an icecream sundae
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Sex is the cherry on top
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No way
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Shitface
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I'm not into that
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Can't you make an exception?
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If we can roleplay as military guys
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Then I might do it
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Yes sir!
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You want military uniforms and everything?
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Do you think this is a game?
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You can't be serious
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This asshole again?
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Everyone put on uniforms!
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We'll roleplay allright!
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My Ultimate POWER
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Bend over with your face down
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Bring me that woman
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And a pumpkin pie
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He loves pumpkin pie
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But good pie is hard to find
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But he also asked for you..
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So maybe you can ease his tension
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He also has an uniform fetish
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Uniforms?
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Military ones
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Open
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Madam
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That uniform
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is quite awesome
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But certainly not
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of the military kind
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I know
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Also you have no pie
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You must know I love pumpkin pie
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Add a sprinkle of cinnamon
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What about lemon?
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No lemon
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I love lemon
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No lemon
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Adding lemon to pumpkin pie
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Its an offense to the gods!
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So what can we do?
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I know you guys have been twisting nipples
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I want that too
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Afterwards I will bake my own
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perfect pumpkin pie
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Why add lemon?
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I'll stuff a pencil up someone's nose
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And smother myself with pumpkin pie
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That is my wish
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I will teach you the recipe
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If you get me out
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How do we
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Know your pumpkin pie is any good?
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Just because you do kung-fu
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Doesn't make you a cook
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You place the dough
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In a pie pan
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Then it needs to firm up
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Bake for 10 minutes
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Until its firm an dry
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Now take pumpkin
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Mix it with cream cheese in a bowl
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Then sugar and salt
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Add a little melted butter
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Finally add some cinnamon
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Pour it in the pie crust
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Bake for 50 minutes
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This is basic pumpkin pie
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While this sounds super awesome
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You forgot to add eggs
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You are shitty cook
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Kung fu is not cooking
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You didn't add whipped cream a a topping
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Why should I believe you?
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Whipped cream...
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On my pumpkin pie...
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You think you know cooking
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While having no love for pumpkins
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Why do you ruin my pie?!
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Pumpkins are disgusting!
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Get a team of officers to try the recipe
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Really?
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With lemon
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Yes madam
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Museum
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Ten years ago
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I used drugs for the first time
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It was a just a little reefer
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But I also had a full bottle of scotch
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Hell
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I was so high I couldn't
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feel my toes
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Now I have
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Crystal Meth and steroids
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And I'm about to flip out
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I'm on my steroid rage
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And I hate giant skelletons
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This is my giant skeleton
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I don't want junkies walking on it!
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That wasn't walking, right?
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You look like an idiot wearing boots like that
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You are actually a midget but appear taller
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You know what I do to midgets?
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You call me midget
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I prefer small person
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These are officers involved
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In attemping the recipe
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Mr Chow
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Mr Lee and Mr Chen
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They can bake no pie
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It is not normal for them to bake
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They are just cops
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But they can do kung-fu?
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They do beat folks up
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But Jimmy is something else
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He was chosen by Gordon Ramsey
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As an apprentice
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He started off with regular pies
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But discovered pumpkin pie by accident
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He went back to Hong Kong
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And made a perfect pumpkin pie
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But some asshole tried to take his pie
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So he kicked him in the head and balls
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Kicked him so often in the balls
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That the victim died
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Hey you, come and pleasure me
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We have just had an incoming report
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This morning some junkie killed a guy
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They might have been arguing about pie
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While standing on a skelleton
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You need cinnamon for good pie
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Not too much
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Else you get cinnamon pie
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Adding lemon adds freshness
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Lemon ruins pumpkins
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Its an offense to the gods!
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I love pie
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We need your help
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Have you brought me ingredients?
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What does it look like?
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A stupid girl
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With no ingredients
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You want me to kill this junkie guy
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But you refuse to help me
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To make my ultimate pie
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Either you get me a kitchen here
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Or..
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You let me out
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Drugs
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Make me feel good
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(Random sounds)
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Prison Exit
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Good morning
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Good morning
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Here is a list of bakeries
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Go there
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And eat all the pie you can eat
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I checked them out
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No lemon
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And with some cinnamon
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Using only the good stuff
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Please kill that guy
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The junkie
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Because he despises pumpkins
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I am told
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He prefers lemon custard and heroin
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Anyone who loves lemon custard
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Deserves to die a horrible death
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I will put my foot so far up his ass
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The water in my knee will quench his thirst
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And then
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I'll make him love pumpkin pies
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You will force feed him?
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That's what I intend
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Tattoo shop
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Go away, I can smell you from here
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Why does he leave these things
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What is this?
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A birdie
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It might be possible
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He is some kind of bird right activist
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You know like those people
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Who eat beef but no chicken at all
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They are the worst
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Make some room
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Let me see!
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Get him up
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This is a victim of a junkie
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He injected him with all kind of dope
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Heroin
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He might also be a zombie
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I saw this show on AMC
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It's called the Walking Dead
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I've seen that
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There's nothing like
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Smoking some good crack
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Now
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Can I twist his nipples now
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You promised before!
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It's my right
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Lemonlover!
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Get me some coffee and a bagel
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It seems that the suspect
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Has bird like abilities
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Hi. I'm not here.
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Please leave a message
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Why am I
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next to this guy
297
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:34,620
What's wrong with his mouth?
298
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,490
Nice pumpkins
299
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:32,100
Your father
300
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,040
loved pumpkins
301
00:28:35,050 --> 00:28:36,570
The ultimate pumpkin pie
302
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,590
Was his idea
303
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:41,360
He knew that subtle ingredients
304
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:43,810
Added so much flavour
305
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:47,480
Cinnamon
306
00:28:47,480 --> 00:29:20,000
SUBBED by JAYO
307
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,760
While you were away
308
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:31,280
I had contact with a BDSM guy
309
00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:33,570
He tied me up like this
310
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,610
Where is this from?
311
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,140
A few months ago while you were in jail
312
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,710
I posted pictures of me naked covered in pumpkin pie
313
00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:35,700
He send me a message on Facebook
314
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,260
Are you okay?
315
00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:44,410
You think it's okay to rub your skin full of pumpkin pie
316
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,560
While this asshole probably doesn't appreciate it
317
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,320
Why not use chocolate?
318
00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,690
Like a cake?
319
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,110
Or tiramisu
320
00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:58,410
Tiramisu really dries my skin out
321
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,660
If I keep if on too long
322
00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:03,450
Pumpkin pie keeps me looking young
323
00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:06,390
You're right
324
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,200
I love you
325
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:08,140
um
326
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,170
Whatever
327
00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:20,180
"Street Fighter V is PS4 exclusive"
328
00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:21,510
"Attack on Titan season 3"
329
00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:24,110
"Capcom hates America!"
330
00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:25,720
"Drugs are bad"
331
00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:27,720
"Don't eat birds"
332
00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:40,560
Coke
333
00:31:40,970 --> 00:31:42,400
Crystal Meth
334
00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:44,640
Steroids
335
00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:14,150
Go away
336
00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:14,740
Get lost
337
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:15,810
Go away
338
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,370
I think what I have here in my left hand
339
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,920
Is something like a birdie
340
00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:27,890
It's probably from some bird activist
341
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,540
Those activists
342
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,890
Like to think that chickens are as important
343
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:35,500
as humans, that humans should bow
344
00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:38,280
So we are ruled by chickens and peacocks
345
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,530
It probably has to do with all the drugs
346
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,280
If you did all the drugs he did you'd be fucking seagulls
347
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,600
Or a duck
348
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,170
You'd think I fuck a duck?
349
00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:48,980
I'm sure you would, Jimmy
350
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,930
You know the thing with ducks
351
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:54,660
They say they are the sickest sexual predators
352
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,500
There have been reported cases
353
00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:59,780
Where ducks would sexually molest their dead
354
00:33:59,910 --> 00:34:03,720
It reminds me of this one movie I've seen
355
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:07,040
I can send you a link if you want
356
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,670
Good sir, we are not here to talk about duck sexuality
357
00:34:09,670 --> 00:34:11,630
Our intent is to find this junkie
358
00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:14,540
Before he begins a bird revolution
359
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,910
How do you even know these guys?
360
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,920
We've been ... friends
361
00:34:23,310 --> 00:34:26,050
I guess that's one way to say it
362
00:34:26,590 --> 00:34:27,880
This was awkward
363
00:34:27,910 --> 00:34:28,600
Thank you
364
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:30,690
Please send that link to my facebook
365
00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:31,710
Sure
366
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,210
I want that link
367
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,170
All you youngsters talking about pigeons
368
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:39,870
I have a huge collection of rare stuff myself
369
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,660
If you want a fetish, I got it
370
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,560
From gimp stuff to german scat to animal stuff
371
00:34:46,610 --> 00:34:48,040
Or food stuff
372
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,600
I got footage of pumpkin orgies
373
00:34:50,690 --> 00:34:52,650
like a hundred people
374
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:55,120
eating pumpkins and having sex
375
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,490
I know you love pumpkin pies
376
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:01,310
So if you hook me up I hook you up
377
00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,560
Long have I searched for pigeon porn
378
00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:05,560
How much data are we talking about?
379
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,540
I think it's about..
380
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:09,980
2 petabyte
381
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:15,580
Hello
382
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:16,620
What?
383
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,820
I need a bunch of harddrives
384
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:18,700
What?
385
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,300
Why do you need those?
386
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,060
There are very important reasons
387
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,820
So you are saying
388
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,260
But I do not believe you
389
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,700
Listen to me
390
00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:37,100
Pumpkins are rich in fiber
391
00:35:37,980 --> 00:35:39,740
So it slows digestion
392
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,740
This helps you lose weight
393
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:45,140
That is a good reason
394
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:51,860
Street
395
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:13,020
You need a ticket to get in
396
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,700
Order some tickets right now
397
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:15,460
Ok
398
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:24,340
This is the worst club ever
399
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:25,460
It's not a club
400
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:27,540
It's a crackhouse
401
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,260
Hope you didn't pay for this
402
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:44,420
This crackhouse is really cozy
403
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,020
Lovely colors
404
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,700
Great ambiance
405
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,620
But hey
406
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,780
This woman has relevant information
407
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,540
You people shouldn't be here
408
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:58,140
I don't bother you cops
409
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,100
So why you all up in here
410
00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,660
Leave me alone
411
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,420
We just want to shoot dope
412
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:06,620
And dance around like ponies
413
00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:09,820
Oh mighty needle
414
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:13,220
You make us dance the dancy dance
415
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:16,900
Spasm around for a bit
416
00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:19,660
Show me your shitface
417
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,260
And hit me in the face
418
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:39,820
He used that stuff to make lemon custard
419
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:45,140
Often he rubbed it all on his naked skin
420
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:48,820
I often watched as he danced naked
421
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:50,980
He is a criminal
422
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:53,820
No man should rub himself with lemon custard
423
00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:56,300
He even uses the instant stuff
424
00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,380
This asshole can't even mix ingredients himself
425
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,660
I will kill him for this
426
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,660
What the heck..
427
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,820
This does look like a recipe
428
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,740
A recipe to make instant custard
429
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:50,140
He probably had help
430
00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,940
Maybe Jamie Oliver
431
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:55,900
Jamie loves lemon custard
432
00:38:57,340 --> 00:39:00,540
I saw that junkie watch the cooking channel all the time
433
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,100
He watched a ton of Jamie Oliver
434
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,460
Madam, you should see this
435
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,780
He seems to be a huge Jamie Oliver fan
436
00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:11,060
It seems his wife went to England
437
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:13,860
To learn custard recipes from Jamie
438
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,300
Look at this tape
439
00:39:15,580 --> 00:39:16,980
This woman was chosen
440
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:18,660
To master expert custard technique
441
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,620
She has a tendency to fill them with weed
442
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,020
It gets you high
443
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:25,980
On this video she ate a lot of it
444
00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:27,740
This woman combines the worst drugs
445
00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:30,220
With the best lemon custard out there
446
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,140
I would love to have a taste of her pie.
447
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,540
And by that I don't mean the lemon custard one
448
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:38,420
I'd like to eat someone else's pie too
449
00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:40,940
And I ain't talking about pumpkin pie either
450
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:49,500
Listen to me very carefully
451
00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:52,660
I spend years romancing you
452
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:57,300
You can't let her eat your pie
453
00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:00,620
It's not fair
454
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,460
I don't want..
455
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,140
I don't care what you want
456
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,020
Women have better pie eating technique
457
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:09,420
She will eat my pie until it shines
458
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,420
She will eat my pie until it shines
459
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:12,340
And make me feel extremely good
460
00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:14,860
Are you saying I can't please you
461
00:40:18,580 --> 00:40:19,220
Kind of
462
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:28,620
But
463
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:30,580
My pie is always open to you
464
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:33,020
So don't be jealous
465
00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:34,740
I'm not jealous
466
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,700
I have mobilized the entire police force
467
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,460
They are all ready to eat your pie
468
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:40,420
The whole force?!!
469
00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:42,460
I am very excited to do this
470
00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:43,980
Like taking a pussy to ride a bull
471
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:47,180
Pussy? Pussy? PUSSY?
472
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,860
Madam, what is this talk about riding bulls?
473
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:51,500
You'll find out once it's on the internet
474
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,180
You can probably find it at your favorite sites
475
00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:57,700
No please, don't do this
476
00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:00,000
477
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,540
Can I be the first in line?
478
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:05,580
I don't think so
479
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,980
This sword is a measuring device
480
00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,340
I passed that test
481
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:12,020
Spending years stretching to make it longer
482
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,620
I don't want to hear about your privates
483
00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:17,420
You'll do more than just hearing
484
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:20,740
A favour for a favour
485
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,660
I don't just give myself away that cheap
486
00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,380
Wow that woman was crazy
487
00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:28,660
Moaning and yelling like a whale
488
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,500
Good pie though
489
00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:36,060
Restaurant
490
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:50,180
Hey gramps, have some fucking chicken
491
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:53,980
Oh I love me some chicken
492
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,740
If he wins we won't have luxuries like this
493
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,300
We'll all be eating custard
494
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:10,740
Or fried badgers for all I know
495
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,900
Master Han
496
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,140
Chicken for three
497
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,660
It's from last month
498
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,700
Jimmy boy, long time no see
499
00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,020
Thanks master
500
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:23,260
This bitch tries to take my woman
501
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:27,020
Come sit, try not to smell the food
502
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:31,580
I had 72 cases of food poisoning last week
503
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:33,180
No clue as to why
504
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:36,500
Are you on drugs?
505
00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:40,340
Does a bear shit in the woods?
506
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:44,100
This stuff is why I live
507
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,060
I can get it in bulk
508
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:47,900
from this guy in Chinatown
509
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:50,980
Why Chinatown?
510
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:54,860
I tried buying it around here one time
511
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:55,740
but it's no good
512
00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:57,300
Now I only get pure grade stuff
513
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:58,460
It smells like lemons though
514
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:59,540
Lemon custard?
515
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,740
The next scene
516
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,620
Is for gangnam style part two
517
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,460
I'll be dancing over there
518
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:10,060
Then the young girls come out over there
519
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:10,940
And we start singing
520
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:11,620
Understand
521
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:12,620
We fucking sing
522
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,340
Clear
523
00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:22,220
Who the fuck did that? That is expensive
524
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:29,860
525
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,740
Now there's a crackhead on the set
526
00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:35,980
Send him to a shelter
527
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,940
Those who eat birds
528
00:43:51,740 --> 00:43:52,780
Get out
529
00:44:02,460 --> 00:44:04,140
A study in England
530
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:07,500
has shown that baby chickens
531
00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:11,860
Can master numeracy and basic engineering
532
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,900
Unexpected?
533
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:17,660
It wasn't for me
534
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,420
Ive loved birds since birth
535
00:46:47,020 --> 00:46:48,700
As reported by our laboratory examination
536
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:51,340
He appears to have been fighting
537
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:54,220
Most likely against a crackhead with a stanley knife
538
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,620
The wounds smell like lemon custard
539
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:16,260
The stanley knife has seen much use
540
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,100
Science has shown it to be a used primarily
541
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,020
As a device for cutting lemon custard cakes
542
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:24,380
Check if he uses cinnamon in his recipes
543
00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:25,580
This is extremely important
544
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:26,820
Yes madam
545
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:35,340
Why does a bird activist on drugs and lemon custard
546
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,620
Slice up people?
547
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,060
It doesn't make sense to me
548
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:39,460
What if
549
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:41,180
He kills someone who is casually
550
00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:43,820
Eating a cinnamon pumpkin pie
551
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,980
Pumpkin contains beta-carotene
552
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:47,100
This is converted to vitamin A
553
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,140
Vitamin A
554
00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:50,860
Is this relevant?
555
00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:51,900
Vitamin A is essential for eye health
556
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:54,460
It improves your immune system
557
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,020
And reduces cancer risk
558
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:11,980
Hey
559
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,220
Hey honey, can you come over
560
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:15,740
I'm horny as a badger and need some
561
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:16,900
sweet loving
562
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,380
I'm going to impale you
563
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:21,220
Call me Lancalot if you want
564
00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:23,500
Some of the boys miss you too
565
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,580
Boss, don't call for this during work
566
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:29,380
But you work for me
567
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:30,660
I only want shag you
568
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,380
I pay your house, pay your car
569
00:48:32,380 --> 00:48:33,900
Know this shit is not free
570
00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:34,860
Remember that eh
571
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,180
Will you come over now?
572
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:40,500
I'm on my period right now
573
00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:42,780
I don't care
574
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:45,660
Steak is best when it's bloody too
575
00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:54,900
I feel sorry
576
00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,020
Sorry that I'm in this car with you
577
00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:00,620
The things they do with you..
578
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,140
I can only imagine
579
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,460
Don't even go that route
580
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,460
You keep ranting about pumkpins
581
00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:10,220
Vitamin A
582
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,540
You do know other food contains vitamin A
583
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:16,420
And beta carotin and all that other crap
584
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,700
So don't you play smart with me
585
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:21,740
I know other food contains Vitamin A
586
00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:23,780
But not in large quantities
587
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:25,220
This bird activist junkie
588
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,780
Think Vitamin C is superiour
589
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:29,460
That's why he eats those filthy lemons
590
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,460
Or instant lemon custard
591
00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:50,100
Pumpkins taste like ass
592
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:03,140
Sir! Is this a war on chicken or pumpkin?
593
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:04,900
I'm a homosexual male and 35 years old
594
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:07,340
- Would you consider me attractive?
595
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:08,740
Are these attacks aimed at pumpkins or birdeaters?
596
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,460
I think you're very handsome
597
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:13,260
To answer that other question
598
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:15,780
It's not very clear
599
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:17,200
It's a bird loving lemon freak
600
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,020
But wait, you did say I was handsome right?
601
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:23,940
I think you policemen are a bunch of fucking homo's
602
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:27,220
Isn't that right?
603
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:30,300
Look at that uniformed fairy
604
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:32,260
Bet you love black bailing
605
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,140
Get the fuck outta here
606
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,860
Hey, aren't you Donnie Yen?
607
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:49,500
Madam, do you think I look gay?
608
00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:53,020
A random guy just called me a homo
609
00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:54,860
Madam
610
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,740
We just found a witness
611
00:50:57,860 --> 00:50:59,020
That is not relevant
612
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,580
Please remove yourself from life
613
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,780
Yes madam
614
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:07,660
I love lemon curd
615
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,100
Almost as much as birds
616
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:11,100
This guy says he loves birds and lemon curd
617
00:51:11,260 --> 00:51:12,660
It must be the junkie!
618
00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:18,580
Make me a sandwich
619
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:19,300
Yes madam
620
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:25,260
Talk to the methhead
621
00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,420
Why do you hate pumpkins?
622
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:36,620
When I was just a little boy
623
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:39,860
My daddy always told me to eat my pumpkin
624
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,700
"It's full of beta carotine"
625
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,540
"Full of fiber"
626
00:51:45,220 --> 00:51:47,900
"Have some chicken with it, it's so moist"
627
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,780
When I killed him
628
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,980
I made the chickens eat him
629
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,540
Look at Google Maps!
630
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:58,060
Enable Streetview?
631
00:51:58,420 --> 00:51:59,260
Enable it
632
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:01,180
Ready to initiate streetview
633
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:03,060
That's when I learned
634
00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,140
The benefits of Vitamin C
635
00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:07,820
It boosts collegen production
636
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:09,220
which
637
00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:11,700
leads to healthy bones and joints
638
00:52:13,100 --> 00:52:14,940
Lemons contain much Vitamin C
639
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:16,420
That's why
640
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,980
I love me some lemon custard
641
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:21,580
That's why
642
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:24,620
I hate pumpkin pie
643
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:26,580
Don't diss my pie!
644
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:28,660
I caught my wife eating pumpkin
645
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:31,780
So I decided to feed her
646
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,500
to the birds
647
00:52:59,940 --> 00:53:01,100
Please take a bath right now
648
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:02,380
Hurry!
649
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,460
Someone lost his phone
650
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,140
He has an iPhone
651
00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:30,380
I should've known a nutjob like that
652
00:53:30,620 --> 00:53:32,060
Would buy a fucking iPhone
653
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,620
Damn hipsters
654
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:35,220
What kind of phone do you have?
655
00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:38,660
Wait
656
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,460
I used to have a Samsung Galaxy S
657
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:42,460
But I got an iPhone as replacement
658
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:44,140
That doesn't mean I'm a nutjob
659
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:48,940
I don't use the market
660
00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,860
I just use it for messaging and calls
661
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,020
Get him a replacement
662
00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:55,580
Yes madam
663
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:56,580
Thank you madam
664
00:53:56,580 --> 00:54:00,000
665
00:54:06,380 --> 00:54:08,780
Make me a cheese-ham sandwich
666
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:11,020
With no lettuce and extra cheese
667
00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:11,980
Now
668
00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:12,700
Yes madam
669
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:16,940
That's why
670
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:20,900
I hate pumpkin pie
671
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,940
Don't diss my pie!
672
00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:26,540
That's why
673
00:54:26,740 --> 00:54:30,780
I hate pumpkin pie
674
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:36,980
What?
675
00:54:37,180 --> 00:54:38,820
Madam, I'm drunk and
676
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:40,020
I was thinking we could maybe
677
00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:42,380
Grab some chicken and a beer
678
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:44,180
You filthy bastard, don't you know
679
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,900
that eating birds is dangerous right now?
680
00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:27,580
Pumpkins taste like ass
681
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,700
autopsy has shown
682
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:31,700
that their nipples
683
00:55:31,820 --> 00:55:33,500
were severely twisted
684
00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:35,140
A pencil was inserted..
685
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:45,180
Sorry madam
686
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:46,020
Speak
687
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:47,740
We searched his iPhone
688
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:49,340
His Facebook was logged in
689
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:51,900
His profile says that
690
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,260
he likes country music
691
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:55,580
He's Chinese and loves country music
692
00:55:55,580 --> 00:55:57,100
I will stuff his balls in this bag
693
00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,220
That is after I remove them
694
00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:01,740
You seem like the type of guy
695
00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:02,940
to touch balls
696
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,580
Country music seems to fit the profile
697
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:07,180
What other crazy shit might he be in to?
698
00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:09,900
Now make me a salmon sandwich
699
00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:10,900
Yes madam
700
00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,340
Can anyone explain to me what is going on?
701
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:15,500
I expected this to be about policework
702
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,900
But I make about 40 sandwiches a day
703
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:19,700
I want a sandwich too
704
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:22,020
If we confiscate some salmon
705
00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:24,900
We can all eat salmon sandwiches
706
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,420
So let's send in SWAT
707
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:27,860
To raid some fishers
708
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:29,420
I repeat
709
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:31,340
We are looking for all the salmon we can get
710
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:32,540
White salmon red salmon
711
00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:34,220
Pink salmon
712
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:36,180
Any color of fucking salmon you can find
713
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,180
And don't forget the sauce
714
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:57,460
We've found no signs of salmon
715
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:02,020
Make sandwich
716
00:57:02,140 --> 00:57:02,860
Yes madam
717
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:28,620
This might be a clue
718
00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:30,820
He loves chicken AND salmon
719
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,260
It's a shrine
720
00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:43,740
Slick and yet tender to the touch
721
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:46,740
I love salmon very much
722
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:48,220
That rhymes
723
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,860
I like rhymes
724
00:57:51,740 --> 00:57:52,620
Shut up
725
00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:54,980
I'm hungry
726
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,500
Fix me up a tuna burger
727
00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:01,540
Yes madam
728
00:58:04,740 --> 00:58:05,940
No salmon here
729
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:06,980
But enough tuna
730
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,060
For some tuna burgers
731
00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:33,460
This methhead loves salmon
732
00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:35,180
So we have a salmon hostage
733
00:58:35,260 --> 00:58:37,020
He will try to save it
734
00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:40,300
The entire operation will be streamed online
735
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:42,940
We will make money with advertisements
736
00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:43,500
Got it.
737
00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:45,740
Team 1 will place some camera's here
738
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:46,460
Got it.
739
00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:49,740
The other team will do the editing afterwards
740
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,940
Someone get me a burrito
741
00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:52,700
Yes madam
742
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:55,380
We will shoot this methhead on camera
743
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:56,820
And donate his flesh to the poor
744
00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,740
I will get a lot of money from this
745
00:58:58,900 --> 00:58:59,860
Remember
746
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:03,060
This goes deeper than pumpkin pie
747
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:11,260
Thank you
748
00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:13,140
Let me touch you
749
00:59:13,220 --> 00:59:14,540
Don't fucking touch me
750
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:18,220
Sorry
751
00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:21,500
I bring you pumpkin in chicken broth
752
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:27,300
So at least let me touch your hand
753
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:29,860
You used to be different
754
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:35,780
Eat up
755
00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:42,980
I made this pumpkin soup from an old recipe
756
00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:50,300
Not just the recipe is old
757
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:54,620
This pumpkin tastes rotten
758
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,380
Like shit
759
00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:59,860
Don't diss my fucking soup, please.
760
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:37,580
I'm cosplaying right now
761
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:15,780
He got out of the boat!
762
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:17,020
Methhead is gone!
763
01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:18,600
Someone check up on our salmon!
764
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:23,505
Search again
765
01:02:25,755 --> 01:02:26,537
Hurry!
766
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:39,521
Look at this
767
01:02:46,629 --> 01:02:47,829
It's your boss
768
01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:49,865
What happened
769
01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:51,633
I want you to wear lingerie
770
01:02:51,801 --> 01:02:52,868
I prefer the green one
771
01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:54,903
Also your panties
772
01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:56,271
Should be crotchless
773
01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:58,607
Also I want you to meet some friends
774
01:02:59,175 --> 01:03:00,208
They are very eager to meet you
775
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:01,109
Thank you
776
01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:22,197
You were there with him!
777
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,333
I knew when I saw that iPhone
778
01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:26,968
His girlfriend is running!
779
01:03:46,522 --> 01:03:47,189
Let me
780
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:54,930
Look at me
781
01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:57,666
No look at me
782
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:11,479
Look at me
783
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,887
I think we need to use the other doorway
784
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,555
Everybody listen up
785
01:04:20,656 --> 01:04:22,757
We want to interrogate Jimmy
786
01:04:22,792 --> 01:04:24,593
Don't let him get away
787
01:04:24,593 --> 01:04:25,569
Hurry up
788
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:04,933
I got some instant custard
789
01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:07,702
Now give me a pound of fresh pumpkin
790
01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:13,408
Pumpkins..
791
01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:16,311
Disgust me
792
01:05:33,529 --> 01:05:34,562
Listen up
793
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,398
He doesn't have any pumpkin!
794
01:06:04,521 --> 01:06:05,375
Twist my foot!
795
01:06:07,430 --> 01:06:08,163
Harder!
796
01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:25,280
Kung-Fu is like cooking
797
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,282
You can't fight
798
01:06:27,783 --> 01:06:29,184
So you can't cook
799
01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,850
Are you hurt?
800
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,753
Suspect seems to be running around
801
01:07:04,787 --> 01:07:05,987
with no clear purpose
802
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:09,090
Look at me!
803
01:07:18,567 --> 01:07:20,135
Get me a burger!
804
01:07:22,304 --> 01:07:24,572
There's a guy on a ladder
805
01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:27,842
The suspect might be hiding in the floor
806
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:32,047
What? How did he get into the floor
807
01:07:32,415 --> 01:07:33,715
Does he have cheats?
808
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:34,915
- I meant to say he went through the door
809
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:38,153
Tell me which fucking door!
810
01:07:38,587 --> 01:07:40,088
Is anyone there?
811
01:07:40,256 --> 01:07:41,823
This a general service annoucement
812
01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:43,525
We have a fitness test next month
813
01:07:43,526 --> 01:07:44,759
Shit, I forgot all about that
814
01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:00,908
Fuck with his custard..
815
01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:34,542
They are fighting over custard
816
01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:14,949
I'm about to shoot someone
817
01:09:16,886 --> 01:09:18,486
But I've never held a gun
818
01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:19,966
Hurry, hurry up
819
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:30,198
I can't hit anything
820
01:10:30,459 --> 01:10:31,826
Someone answer this thing
821
01:10:32,761 --> 01:10:34,762
I can explain everything
822
01:10:35,531 --> 01:10:36,864
He had to find me
823
01:10:36,865 --> 01:10:37,232
Huh
824
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,167
He told me
825
01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:40,201
He had a secret recipe
826
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,604
The recipe his dad used to feed him
827
01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:44,439
But you fucking cops
828
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:45,773
think you know all about cooking
829
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:48,843
While I don't like pumpkin
830
01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,946
I can appreciate a good cook
831
01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:55,250
We can do business
832
01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:56,718
You ruin pies
833
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,087
I don't ruin pies! I love pie
834
01:11:00,055 --> 01:11:01,422
If you really love pie
835
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:03,224
why do you keep ordering
836
01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:05,126
those damn sandwiches?!
837
01:11:05,461 --> 01:11:06,527
I eat pie at least
838
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:08,463
Three times a day
839
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:10,465
I love pumpkin pie so much
840
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:11,933
My casket will be made out of pumpkin
841
01:11:12,601 --> 01:11:14,369
If you get me top grade lemons
842
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:17,005
You will be able to make your pie
843
01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:18,806
A delicous pie
844
01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:22,510
That's your reason?!
845
01:11:25,547 --> 01:11:26,314
Pumpkins are important
846
01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:28,116
Eating them helps blocking UV rays
847
01:11:28,417 --> 01:11:30,051
So it's great for your skin!
848
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:31,919
I thought you'd understand
849
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,622
But you clearly
850
01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:36,190
don't like pumpkin pie
851
01:11:36,492 --> 01:11:38,192
That's why I don't want to see you again
852
01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,128
You stupid cuntface
853
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:46,668
Cunt? Cunt?! CUNT?! CUUNT?!!
854
01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:54,676
So here you are
855
01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:57,645
Leave us
856
01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:01,949
Why can't I trust you
857
01:12:04,086 --> 01:12:05,453
Are you talking about the lingerie?
858
01:12:07,489 --> 01:12:08,389
Yes, I am
859
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:11,025
I'm the one paying for your house
860
01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:12,960
Your car, your slutty clothes
861
01:12:14,063 --> 01:12:16,331
But you don't obey me like you should
862
01:12:16,732 --> 01:12:18,199
Do you have anything to say?
863
01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:21,402
I was busy trying to catch a methhead
864
01:12:21,403 --> 01:12:23,071
And getting salmon for my sandwiches
865
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,374
Why don't you
866
01:12:26,942 --> 01:12:28,509
Make me a chicken sandwich
867
01:12:32,214 --> 01:12:32,914
Hi Madam!
868
01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:40,321
So this guy looks at me like he wants to start something
869
01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:42,423
I kick him between the legs
870
01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,758
It was crazy
871
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:44,792
872
01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:48,229
Let's go to a tittybar now
873
01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:49,063
No problem
874
01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:51,380
- Thank you, sir
875
01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,434
Wouldn't it be nice
876
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:28,035
If your penis was that long?
877
01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:31,806
Would you really like
878
01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:35,743
to be penetrated by a 2 meter long staff?
879
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:42,083
That's one orgasm
880
01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:44,552
Imagine how many you could have
881
01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:49,991
We can try it
882
01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:52,126
If we just go step by step
883
01:13:52,961 --> 01:13:54,095
It might fit
884
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,109
No it won't
885
01:14:08,143 --> 01:14:09,677
You are sexually very confused
886
01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:13,247
I sometimes dream
887
01:14:13,248 --> 01:14:15,082
of being raped by hippos
888
01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:20,488
So
889
01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:21,823
I guess I'm different
890
01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:29,764
Your girlfriend loves kung-fu
891
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,468
That's why
892
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,670
She sucked my dick
893
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:39,674
Honey
894
01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:41,642
Now I know why
895
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,512
you sometimes smelled just like
896
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,182
fucking lemon custard
897
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,153
You were tainted by his penis
898
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:46,908
Bake for 10 minutes
899
01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:48,943
Until its firm an dry
900
01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:51,012
Now take pumpkin
901
01:15:54,816 --> 01:15:58,920
Why does a bird activist on drugs and custard
902
01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:03,124
Slice up people with a knife?
903
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,293
It doesn't make sense to me
904
01:16:18,173 --> 01:16:19,607
"Lemon Pumpkin Pie"
905
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:01,148
That Lemon Pumpkin Pie is fucking awesome
906
01:17:05,053 --> 01:17:06,654
I told you that lemons were good
907
01:17:07,889 --> 01:17:09,690
The only thing ruining that pie
908
01:17:09,691 --> 01:17:10,758
is pumpkin
909
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:12,827
You dare to insult pumpkins?
910
01:17:15,764 --> 01:17:17,231
I will fucking kill you
911
01:17:17,431 --> 01:17:18,657
I'm
912
01:17:20,535 --> 01:17:22,203
So high right now
913
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,172
I won't feel shit
914
01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:37,385
Hey baby, we need to talk
915
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:39,020
Speak
916
01:17:39,254 --> 01:17:40,187
You're nothing without me
917
01:17:40,789 --> 01:17:42,289
Why have you ignored my calls this week?
918
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:30,771
919
01:20:13,942 --> 01:20:15,209
I saved you!
920
01:20:45,028 --> 01:20:46,393
Call boyfriend
921
01:20:47,742 --> 01:20:50,511
You need to press x twice here
922
01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:52,947
It's a quick time event
923
01:23:52,494 --> 01:23:56,964
You almost kill me because I don't like pumpkins?!
924
01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:00,406
Your hands must smell
925
01:24:00,902 --> 01:24:03,003
like lemons right now
926
01:24:15,785 --> 01:24:17,142
I win
927
01:24:21,189 --> 01:24:25,526
Make sure this rope never smells like lemons
928
01:24:27,817 --> 01:24:29,315
Fuck!
929
01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,304
Hey Jimmy
930
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:48,041
I'm so fucking high right now
931
01:25:52,046 --> 01:25:54,081
You don't look so good man
932
01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,517
Perhaps you need
933
01:25:58,186 --> 01:25:59,520
Vitamin C
934
01:26:00,455 --> 01:26:02,890
I told you that shit was important
935
01:26:04,626 --> 01:26:07,628
But all you ever loved was pumpkins
936
01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:09,763
Now you'll die
937
01:26:10,865 --> 01:26:12,599
With vitamin deficit
938
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:40,027
Pumpkins taste like rubber
939
01:26:40,428 --> 01:26:42,596
And smell like ass
940
01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:44,998
How can you eat that stuff?
941
01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:48,502
Pumpkins are supreme
942
01:26:53,608 --> 01:26:56,810
Can you give me a list of all the drugs you're on?
943
01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:02,849
Name a few!
944
01:27:28,776 --> 01:27:30,744
Jimmy, Jimmy!
945
01:27:30,744 --> 01:28:00,000
946
01:28:07,945 --> 01:28:10,750
Jailhouse
947
01:28:16,324 --> 01:28:18,125
Hey asshole, come over here
948
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:23,230
Don't I get a handjob? You promised!
949
01:28:23,464 --> 01:28:25,399
Get one of the guards to do it
950
01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:43,697
Sit down
951
01:28:47,188 --> 01:28:49,690
These uniforms you guys wear look really good
952
01:28:50,692 --> 01:28:52,359
My boss tried your pie recipe
953
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,094
He liked it very much
954
01:28:54,095 --> 01:28:55,629
He said that if you weren't such a homo
955
01:28:55,963 --> 01:28:59,132
You could probably be our cook
956
01:29:01,269 --> 01:29:02,903
But he did agree to release you
957
01:29:04,205 --> 01:29:05,405
I love pie
958
01:29:07,442 --> 01:29:08,175
Thank you
959
01:29:10,778 --> 01:29:11,945
Thank you
960
01:29:17,151 --> 01:29:18,151
I learned during this journey
961
01:29:18,786 --> 01:29:20,487
That lemon is pretty good
962
01:29:21,389 --> 01:29:23,590
So I've decided to dress everyone
963
01:29:24,225 --> 01:29:26,293
in lemon colored shirts
964
01:29:26,561 --> 01:29:28,428
to send a message
965
01:29:34,001 --> 01:29:35,068
But still
966
01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:36,603
Lemon doesn't have the same benefits
967
01:29:37,338 --> 01:29:38,839
as pumpkin
968
01:29:42,110 --> 01:29:44,478
Pumpkin seeds contain anti oxidants
969
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:47,481
which prevent prostate cancer
970
01:29:49,283 --> 01:29:50,717
You can add those seeds to meals
971
01:29:51,853 --> 01:29:53,387
Or sprinkle them on your pumpkin pie
972
01:29:58,853 --> 01:30:00,387
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