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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, come in.
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You can sit anywhere you-- right here.
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OK, right here?
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Yeah, right here.
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Cool.
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Sorry.
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I know I'm a little nervous.
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Me too.
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But you don't have to be nervous.
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Good coffee, huh?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Thank you.
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So thanks for meeting me so soon.
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I barely even signed up for the app like yesterday, so--
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Really?
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I actually just signed up too.
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Really?
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Yeah, I recently got divorced, and I thought it might be time
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to start trying new things.
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Well, me too.
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I just got out of a relationship, so--
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That's nice.
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So why didn't you want to meet at a coffee shop or something?
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Well, I mean, I like this better.
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There's no crowd, and it's not loud.
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We can just have a chat and get to know each other, right?
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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You're going to make me blush.
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I didn't expect to pick up with somebody so high, like so quickly.
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So this is all happening pretty fast.
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You're making me blush.
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Well, you are beautiful.
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So I think that might be a package I know.
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Oh, you're not expecting anybody?
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No, but just give me one moment.
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OK, I'll wait here.
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OK.
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Just one second.
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OK.
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Wow, I think she likes me.
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Hopefully this leads to something serious.
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What?
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Who's this?
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Yeah, this is this guy.
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I'm so sorry.
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This is Jay.
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This is Johnny.
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I matched both you guys on the dating app,
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and I accidentally invited you both the same day.
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But I didn't realize until you just came.
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OK.
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I mean, whatever, I guess it's fine with me.
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Oh, OK.
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Well, we were just drinking some coffee.
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Actually, I got these for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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You're so beautiful.
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I love a man that brings roses and flowers on the first date.
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How did you know these were my favorite?
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It was on your profile on the app.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Well, I'll definitely have to put these in water as soon
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as possible.
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Well, nice to meet you, Johnny.
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Yeah, nice to meet you, dude.
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So yeah, the coffee's really good that you brought it.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't bring flowers like Johnny had.
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It's OK.
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It's sweet that you brought coffee anyways.
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So would you be cool with going out with--
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if I went out with both you guys?
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Yeah, I mean--
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Sure, why not?
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The more the merrier, right?
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Awesome, thank you.
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I love horror movies.
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This is great.
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Oh, you guys both told me you liked horror,
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so I thought I'd pick this one out for us.
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Awesome.
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Oh, by the way, my frat's having a party tomorrow.
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Oh.
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Right.
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Yeah, Jay, you can come too, if you want.
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You guys can both come.
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Well, I mean, I was supposed to watch the game with a friend,
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but--
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Come on, Jay.
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Just come with us.
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This is all super fun.
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Yeah, come on.
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I haven't been to a frat party since I was in college.
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You know, why not?
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You guys are going to have the game
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over there anyways, right?
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Yeah.
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All right, cool.
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I'll be there.
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Nice, mom.
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Don't get too scared with the movie.
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Don't worry.
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I love horror movies.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, my gosh, this is my favorite part.
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You can always tell when something scary is going to happen,
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it gets really quiet.
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This is one of those movies that really chump out.
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[LAUGHS]
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So what time is the party tomorrow?
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7.
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7?
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Yeah.
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7 to 1, like, all night.
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Yeah, 7 to 1, ever.
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You guys going to have, like, a keg there or what?
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Of course.
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Nice.
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I had a perfect outfit.
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Yeah, my frat brothers are going to love her.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, yeah.
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She seems to be the sharing type.
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Yeah, she's a friendly girl.
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Well, I'm not really used to that, but you know,
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it seems like a lot of fun, you know?
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Always is.
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Not what I was expecting.
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I wasn't expecting it, but I was hoping for it.
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I mean, I guess these dating apps are, you know,
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it's more of like a casual thing than anything.
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Yeah, man, this shouldn't even be called dating apps.
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They should be called hookup apps.
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I mean, isn't that pretty much what's happening right now?
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I would say so.
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Oh, shit, that was scary.
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That lady looks half dead, but the zombie.
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I hate the zombie ones.
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They really freaked me out.
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Yeah, more into vampires.
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You know, because of all the blood sucking.
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I only picked this one because it just came out.
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Vampires always get weighed.
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You know that's really sex when you watch a vampire movie, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Come on, guys.
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It's so scary.
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Don't worry, baby.
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We'll keep you safe.
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Do I need to bring anything to this party?
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Just your dick?
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Funny, very funny.
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You think we should bring, like, a bottle or something?
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Oh, yeah, I'll bring some extra booze.
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Guys, it's a frat house.
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We're going to have plenty of booze.
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OK, whatever you're saying there.
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Cool.
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All right, I'll definitely be there.
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Yeah, let's all go.
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It's going to be so fun.
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.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck.
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She sure is good at multitasking.
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Yeah.
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There's nothing going to know what to do tomorrow with all the guys.
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I think if she can handle two this good, I'd
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like to see her handle more than two.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is getting more interesting.
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It has to take us a lot.
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Sharing is caring.
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She definitely is enthusiastic.
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Yeah.
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It's kind of hard to watch the movie to be honest.
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I'm being honest, I haven't been paying attention for a while.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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That's a gory part.
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Dude, rip some face off, like.
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Oh, my god, this is the part where the girl gets stuck
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in the closet.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wait, have you seen this movie?
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It's a classic.
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Oh, shit.
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She's going to make me come.
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Oh, fuck, here comes the--
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Here comes the scary part, guys.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, make sure you watch this part.
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Oh, yeah, take that.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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All right, so we'll continue this tomorrow, I guess.
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Yeah.
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Can't wait.
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Tomorrow's going to be so fun.
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All right.
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Well, I'll be there, like I said.
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All right, Johnny.
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All right.
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See you tomorrow, buddy.
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Later, Jay.
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So what are we doing up here?
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The party is downstairs.
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Well, I just thought I would have a little alone time with you,
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without everybody else around.
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So--
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Oh, my god.
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You're so sweet.
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I love that.
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Yeah.
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I'm always thinking ahead.
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So what do you think of the party down there?
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I don't know.
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But I'm probably going to play beer pong.
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They probably won't even notice we're going to--
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Beer pong?
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Let's see you like that game.
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It's OK.
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I much rather be in here with you than--
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I always lose that ping pong.
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Yeah, I'm actually not bad at beer pong.
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Yeah, beer pong.
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Whatever.
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I much rather do this than play that game.
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Yeah.
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Do you think that they're having fun down there?
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I'm sure they are.
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It's probably not even notice we're going.
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Yeah, they're probably too distracted with those games,
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like those board games.
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I saw the way that all those guys were looking at you.
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Really?
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If they figure out what's going on, they will probably
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kill you.
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That might be kind of fun.
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It's cool that there's way more guys here.
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Oh, you are crazy.
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So I'm kind of glad that we did bring a bottle.
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But there's so many guys here.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You can always break away.
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Yeah.
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I think I'm going to start grilling soon.
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I think so.
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I'm just so hungry.
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I could eat like one hot dog and like five burgers.
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I think you want multiple hot dogs, don't you?
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OK.
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I could eat like five hot dogs and five burgers.
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I could eat all the hot dogs.
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There's nothing but a bunch of frat jocks down there.
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They better not eat all the food.
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Don't worry.
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We're plenty of hot dogs.
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I like putting everything on my hot dogs.
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Do you like them?
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I like chili, mustard, and onions.
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Is there going to be more girls coming in, or just a bunch of dudes?
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I think it's pretty much all guys.
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But don't you like all the attention?
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It's pretty fun.
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Yeah, I guess I do like it.
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Being the only hot girl, I mean, you stand out.
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You're so sweet.
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I can't believe I didn't try this dating app thing sooner.
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You too.
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I really wish I did.
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I don't know how we used to watch one.
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We used to watch the movies too.
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Yeah.
279
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:16,900
I was kind of cheesy.
280
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,100
But I had fun, though.
281
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,980
At least you guys were there.
282
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:20,480
Yeah.
283
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,700
I've never done anything like this before.
284
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,020
We got plenty of time for all that.
285
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:38,140
Yeah.
286
00:14:38,140 --> 00:14:41,900
I wouldn't mind having another movie night if you guys are down.
287
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,160
Yeah, that was fun.
288
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,160
It was fun.
289
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,720
I should do that more often.
290
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,440
This time, I definitely want to do a comedy, though.
291
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,820
OK.
292
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,980
Being scared is not as sexy, I don't think.
293
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,880
[SIGHING]
294
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,880
Oh, yes.
295
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,860
[CRYING]
296
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:17,460
Is this so much better than the party?
297
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,940
Yeah, definitely is.
298
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,420
Oh.
299
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,540
We're watching a movie.
300
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:26,940
As long as we're doing this, anything can be fun.
301
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:27,420
Yeah.
302
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:30,020
This is a lot of fun.
303
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:32,620
Really getting to know each other.
304
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,300
Yeah, we probably have here.
305
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,300
So we can have a little time to ourselves.
306
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,320
It's really sweet of you, honestly.
307
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:49,500
It's even moving.
308
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,800
I've gone for a really long time.
309
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,500
Yeah, we have.
310
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,260
They're probably going to notice soon.
311
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:57,140
I don't really care.
312
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,100
It's OK.
313
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,900
I'm not worried about it.
314
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,800
Who cares if they walk in?
315
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,500
Let me kind of have a look at it, honestly.
316
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,220
I don't think we need to lock the door.
317
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,160
Hey, what's going on?
318
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,340
Oh, hey.
319
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,820
Speaking of the devil's.
320
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,480
Give me an air-rup, guys.
321
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,180
Oh, no, don't be silly.
322
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:24,920
Come in, guys.
323
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,940
Why don't you join us?
324
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,520
I'll just go downstairs.
325
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,460
You guys have fun.
326
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,220
Yeah.
327
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,700
No, no.
328
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,200
Really?
329
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,540
Why don't you come over here?
330
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,440
It'll be fun.
331
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,700
What?
332
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:39,020
Sam, girl, you are wild.
333
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:39,520
OK.
334
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,740
OK.
335
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,220
OK.
336
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,820
She said the more the merrier.
337
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,580
She did say that.
338
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,580
OK.
339
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:48,820
Yeah, the more the merrier.
340
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:53,220
[MUSIC PLAYING]
341
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,180
Oh, my God.
342
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,060
Oh, yeah, this is really fun.
343
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,860
Oh, my God.
344
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:03,460
How's that beer pong going down there?
345
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,100
Oh, man, we killed it.
346
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,080
Yeah.
347
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:08,580
It suck.
348
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,280
Mm-hmm.
349
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,280
I still got that to you.
350
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,700
Oh, I don't think that's all you suck.
351
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,200
Mm-hmm.
352
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:19,320
Mm-hmm.
353
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,080
She has way better in here.
354
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:22,900
So did one.
355
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,700
Was it a tie?
356
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,920
Oh, no, we won.
357
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,420
Yeah.
358
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,420
Well, we lost in the championship.
359
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:40,300
[GROANING]
360
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,760
It's all right, Daly.
361
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,280
You guys were a team?
362
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,860
Yeah.
363
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:45,940
We're always a team.
364
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,480
She worked-- my city dream work.
365
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,400
That's right.
366
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,400
I'll be on team.
367
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
I'll be on team.
368
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:50,880
Mm-hmm.
369
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,880
She's really good at multigasking, huh?
370
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,880
Yes, yes.
371
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,340
Mm-hmm.
372
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:21,820
He's crashed downstairs, have no idea.
373
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,260
Ha, they missed all the action.
374
00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,740
Yeah, they missed it, for sure.
375
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:27,740
Fuck the game.
376
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,380
Oh, I was thinking that we should have another movie date.
377
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,300
Yeah.
378
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,820
She's in a bite brain.
379
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,700
Yeah.
380
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,400
She wants comedy, honestly.
381
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,200
Mm-hmm.
382
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:42,920
Yeah, I like comedy.
383
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:43,660
They're my favorite.
384
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,680
Yeah.
385
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,660
Yeah, I like comedy, too.
386
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,840
Scary movies are just so cheesy sometimes.
387
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,520
Yeah, I get scared really easily.
388
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,200
It's really hard to make a good movie.
389
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,200
Mm-hmm.
390
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:05,700
So hard.
391
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,160
What you guys want to go to, like, a movie theater?
392
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,660
A movie theater?
393
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,200
I kind of have a confession.
394
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200
I like rom-coms.
395
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,200
That's cute.
396
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,200
I knew you were a romantic, too.
397
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,200
You gave me those flowers.
398
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:33,220
Maybe we might sit back and have some fun.
399
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,200
You could pick a theater with no one's in it.
400
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,180
Yeah.
401
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:42,180
It's where I got my first blowjob in the movie theater.
402
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,180
So I had a finger to grow up in the first one.
403
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,900
Yeah, that's where all the magic happens.
404
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,480
That's where I had my first kiss.
405
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,980
Uh-oh.
406
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,980
She's so innocent.
407
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,080
That little one was insane.
408
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:52,860
A little more tame.
409
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,840
[LAUGHTER]
410
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,820
You want to try to be up here and play in that beer park?
411
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,320
Yeah.
412
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,320
Did any syrup bar be going out?
413
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,820
No, I can't wait for some food.
414
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,820
Well, right now I just need these hot dogs.
415
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,780
Say I got some sausage for you.
416
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,780
I love hot dogs.
417
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,780
Say, what is the dogs?
418
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,780
[BURPING]
419
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,780
Do you have burgers, too?
420
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,780
I want, like, five burgers.
421
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,780
You got plenty of meat for me.
422
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,780
She likes multiple meats.
423
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,780
[BURPING]
424
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,780
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
425
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,780
[MUMBLING]
426
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,780
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
427
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:50,740
I love you.
428
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:54,240
Oh, yeah.
429
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,740
It sucks on sticks, man.
430
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,740
Like eating a hot dog.
431
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:03,740
[LAUGHTER]
432
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,740
I like my hot dogs.
433
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,740
[MUMBLING]
434
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,740
I don't like burgers.
435
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,740
[LAUGHTER]
436
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,740
[MUMBLING]
437
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,740
Got some mayo on your face and your tits.
438
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,740
[MUMBLING]
439
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,740
Extra mayo.
440
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,740
[MUMBLING]
441
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,740
Extra mayo.
442
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,740
[MUMBLING]
443
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,740
[MUMBLING]
444
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,740
[MUMBLING]
445
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:29,740
Oh, man.
446
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,740
[MUMBLING]
447
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,740
[MUMBLING]
448
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,740
I just feel like it'll get all the attention.
449
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,740
Oh, it's really funny.
450
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,740
She's the life of the party.
451
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,740
I hope we didn't lock the door.
452
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,740
Oh, you want some more?
453
00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,740
You want more guys to come in?
454
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,740
Yeah, I got it.
455
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,740
OK, now.
456
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,740
I'll invite her to her next cake party.
457
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,740
Absolutely.
458
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,740
[MUMBLING]
459
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,740
What's your cake party?
460
00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:01,740
Well, I think this way you'll be the cake.
461
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,740
[MUMBLING]
462
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:04,740
To the tap.
463
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:05,740
Pussy on the tap.
464
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,740
Yep.
465
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,740
[MUMBLING]
466
00:22:08,740 --> 00:22:10,740
Unlimited hot dogs.
467
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:12,740
That's amazing.
468
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,740
I feel like the most fun is party.
469
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:18,940
[chewing]
470
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:23,380
[whimpering continues]
471
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:25,660
-What is it? -What is it?
472
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,420
[whimpering continues]
473
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:30,060
[chewing]
474
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,060
[whimpering continues]
475
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:38,020
[chewing continues]
476
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,420
[whimpering continues]
477
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,300
[chewing continues]
478
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:47,300
[whimpering continues]
479
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:51,300
[whimpering continues]
480
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:55,300
[whimpering continues]
481
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:58,300
-Here we go. -Oh, yeah.
482
00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:02,300
[whimpering continues]
483
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,300
[whimpering continues]
484
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,300
This party's great.
485
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:10,300
[whimpering continues]
486
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:15,300
-We'll have better than watching the game, so sure. -Well, I say next time we have a house party at my house.
487
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,300
-Oh, yeah? -Mm-hmm.
488
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,300
-Sounds like fun. -You can invite all these dudes. -Mm-hmm.
489
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:24,300
-Yeah, then we can do whatever we want at my house. -Whoa. -I don't know.
490
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,300
[whimpering continues]
491
00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:28,300
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
492
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,300
-Maybe that'll be fun. -Fuck, yeah.
493
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:35,300
[whimpering continues]
494
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,300
[whimpering continues]
495
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:43,300
[whimpering continues]
496
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,300
You guys know about your girlfriends, though.
497
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,300
-Ooh. -Or like any friends you have, but our girls.
498
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,300
Oh, maybe...
499
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,300
I'm gonna turn into an orgy. Yeah.
500
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:58,300
-Oh, yeah. -Really glad I swiped, right?
501
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,300
Me, too.
502
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,300
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna swipere for everyone now.
503
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:08,300
[whimpering continues]
504
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:11,300
Oh, yeah.
505
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:14,300
Oh, my God.
506
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:17,300
[whimpering continues]
507
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,300
I'm so hungry for those sausages.
508
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,300
[whimpering continues]
509
00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,300
Oh, yeah.
510
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,300
[whimpering continues]
511
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,300
Yeah, I love fucking sausage.
512
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,300
-Oh, fuck, yeah. -Oh, no.
513
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,300
[whimpering continues]
514
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,300
What if you put a real hot dog in my pussy?
515
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,300
Ooh, so adventure-y.
516
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,300
Ryan can eat it out.
517
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:44,300
[laughter]
518
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:47,300
Why am I putting random shit in my pussy?
519
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,300
Oh, random dicks, for sure.
520
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:57,300
[whimpering continues]
521
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,300
Hey, y'all.
522
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,300
What are all the dicks in my pussy?
523
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,300
[whimpering continues]
524
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,700
What other jig?
525
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,280
(gentle music)
526
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:32,040
(unclear and database chatter)
527
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:45,120
(unclear and database chatter)
528
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,320
- Sausage party.
529
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,400
- Oh, baby.
530
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,180
- Fuck. - (crying)
531
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:52,720
- You're a fucking fat party.
532
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,920
- Sausage party, baby. - Fuck, I'm coming.
533
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,760
- Oh yeah, man.
534
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,320
- Ah! (laughs)
535
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,160
- Fuck this.
536
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,400
- Oh yeah.
537
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,200
- Ah.
538
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,360
(chewing)
539
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,000
(groaning)
540
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:09,840
- Oh yeah.
541
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,120
- It's my spare time, I'm just gonna get you to...
542
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:24,960
- Yeah.
543
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,960
- I already got the ball. - Oh yeah.
544
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,800
Oh yeah.
545
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,060
(groaning)
546
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:40,820
[xbox tapping on hand]
547
00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,020
oh, fuck
548
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,020
oh, fuck
549
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,020
[gagging]
550
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:08,020
[sounds of pain]
551
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:10,020
[gagging]
552
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,020
[gagging]
553
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,020
[gagging]
554
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,020
oh, yeah
555
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:18,020
[gagging]
556
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,020
[gagging]
557
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,020
[gagging]
558
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,020
[gagging]
559
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,020
[gagging]
560
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,020
[gagging]
561
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,020
[gagging]
562
00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:32,020
[gagging]
563
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,020
oh, yeah, fuck yeah
564
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,020
[gagging]
565
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,020
[gagging]
566
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:39,460
Yes.
567
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:40,860
Oh, yes.
568
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,260
Oh, yeah.
569
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,380
So funny.
570
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:56,460
Oh, yeah.
571
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:58,980
I'm gonna pick that pussy up again.
572
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,780
Yes.
573
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,680
Fuck.
574
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,620
Ah, shit.
575
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:09,300
Oh yes, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
576
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,660
Oh fuck, I'm coming so bad.
577
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:12,580
Ah!
578
00:28:12,580 --> 00:28:13,660
Ah, ah!
579
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,600
Fuck yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck.
580
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,800
Oh God.
581
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,420
(giggles)
582
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:25,900
Oh shit.
583
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,460
( Twelve laughing)
584
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,600
( Muslimside grunting )
585
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:37,760
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
586
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,520
Fuck yeah, fuck.
587
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,440
Oh yeah, fuck, fuck.
588
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,440
( Groans )
589
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,940
Oh.
590
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,280
Fuck there's a fuck about a beer. (laughs)
591
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,600
Well, it was a stupid game anyway.
592
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,840
Uh-huh.
593
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,680
Shit.
594
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,520
Ah, yeah.
595
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:01,280
Oh, it just gets straight to the point.
596
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,440
So, I'm playing a double game.
597
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,920
Just play pin the sausage on the tail. (laughs)
598
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,740
Ah-ah.
599
00:29:08,740 --> 00:29:11,180
That was a lot of the weird, more fun.
600
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,040
Ah, way worth my time.
601
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,280
Sounds like it's getting rowdy down there.
602
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,600
Uh-huh.
603
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,300
They have no idea how rowdy we are up here, right?
604
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,140
Yeah, yeah.
605
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:21,920
How's they pin the tail on the donkey?
606
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,660
You were those sausages. (laughs)
607
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:25,500
Oh yeah.
608
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,500
Oh, she knows just what to do.
609
00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:29,920
She's on a strict diet.
610
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:31,800
Meat only.
611
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,160
It's the keto dick diet.
612
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,960
Aye.
613
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,460
She wants to say lean.
614
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,300
Aye.
615
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:42,900
Aye, fuck.
616
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:44,980
Oh, fuck it.
617
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:46,880
Oh.
618
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,000
You guys are fucking loud.
619
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,120
( GROANS )
620
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,980
That's all right, you won't hear us then.
621
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,860
I hear her.
622
00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,880
She could use louds to us.
623
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,160
( GROANING )
624
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,640
Feed her.
625
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,960
Ah!
626
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,300
( GROANING )
627
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,640
( GROANING )
628
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,480
Yes.
629
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,740
So often you guys have these parties.
630
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:28,140
Well, like, once twice a week.
631
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:29,580
And it's usually all foods.
632
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,480
Well, sometimes there's a girl.
633
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,900
Sometimes some sorority girls come over.
634
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,580
Yeah, and then there's the only girl here.
635
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:38,340
Yeah.
636
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,620
We don't really need any other girls, right?
637
00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,740
'Cause we have a run-on little party going.
638
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:45,320
That's right. Yeah.
639
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,880
( GROANING )
640
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,360
( GROANING )
641
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,240
( GROANING )
642
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,720
( GROANING )
643
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,560
( GROANING )
644
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,880
( GROANING )
645
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,720
( GROANING )
646
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,720
That sorority girl is here. I'll be such a fuck.
647
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,040
How many guys are in the fraternity?
648
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,180
Shit, man.
649
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,240
A lot of dudes over.
650
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,960
A lot of dudes. Yeah.
651
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,360
It's like a, you know...
652
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,520
It's a sausage party for you guys. Without her, you know?
653
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,360
Yeah.
654
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,600
But that's a sausage eating party, right?
655
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,840
- That's what she can't handle. - She can't get past that.
656
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:38,160
Oh, well, I don't know about those guys, but I think we should kind of keep her to herself.
657
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,000
Yeah.
658
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,320
Three's the crowd.
659
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,500
( GROANING )
660
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,380
She's only got two hands, right?
661
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:47,200
( GROANING )
662
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,520
Yeah, I don't have the holes to go.
663
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,960
Okay. Three's company.
664
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,720
Oh, that's right. That's the genre. Yeah.
665
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,280
Yeah, but you got, like...
666
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,280
You got Jack, you got Larry, and I missed her furly.
667
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,040
( GROANING )
668
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,320
( GROANING )
669
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,880
Oh, she's really loving that sausage. Oh, yeah.
670
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,960
( GROANING )
671
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960
Those are so funny.
672
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,360
( GROANING )
673
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,560
You said you like comedy, you know?
674
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,360
Next time we'll watch a movie, you're going to watch a comedy, and we'll all be laughing.
675
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,800
( GROANING )
676
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
She'll be laughing but with a dick in her mouth.
677
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,080
( GROANING )
678
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,080
( GROANING )
679
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,080
( GROANING )
680
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,080
( GROANING )
681
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,080
( GROANING )
682
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,080
Oh, God. Oh, God.
683
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,080
( GROANING )
684
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,360
Sounds like someone won another beer party there.
685
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,200
Fuck you.
686
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,220
(groaning)
687
00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:52,540
They have no idea what they're missing.
688
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,800
(groaning)
689
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,840
Yeah, come on with that cock baby.
690
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,100
(groaning)
691
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,640
Ah fuck you.
692
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:08,140
There's no way I didn't hear this,
693
00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:10,520
over all that noise.
694
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,920
All the music's going so, you can be as live as you want.
695
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,080
I feel bad, I kind of want them to hear us.
696
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,880
- Me too. - Yeah.
697
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:18,880
I know she does.
698
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,380
(groaning)
699
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:24,360
Someone else's coming up here.
700
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,620
(groaning)
701
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,520
Oh god.
702
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:32,780
Fuck.
703
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,020
Ah.
704
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,120
Fuck yes.
705
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,720
Oh yeah.
706
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,940
(groaning)
707
00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:45,120
(groaning)
708
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,960
.
709
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,960
(sighs)
710
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,960
(sighs)
711
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,960
(sighs)
712
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Oh, sorry.
713
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,960
(groans)
714
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,960
Oh, fuck.
715
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Oh, yes, I got you.
716
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,960
(sighs)
717
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,960
(groans)
718
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,960
We should do this every week.
719
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,960
There's no need for a frat part.
720
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,960
Oh, yes.
721
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,960
Sausage part is better.
722
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,960
Should have been my major.
723
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,960
I have my plastic flying cover over there,
724
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:43,960
so we can see what.
725
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,960
Yeah.
726
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,960
You have to keep your glass.
727
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,960
(groans)
728
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,960
Yes.
729
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,960
That's cute.
730
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,960
I used to get extra credit for being hard.
731
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,960
Maybe we can watch two movies this night.
732
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,960
Oh, maybe just make a movie.
733
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,960
Oh, I like to make a movie.
734
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,960
Yeah, that sounds like fun.
735
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,960
What kind of movie do you want to make, baby?
736
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,960
I think you have a pretty good idea.
737
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,960
I don't know how freaky you are.
738
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Maybe let's just watch porn out of that side.
739
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,960
(groans)
740
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,960
I didn't want to be the one to say it.
741
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,960
I'm just kind of like a real life pornor right now.
742
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,960
Oh, yeah.
743
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,960
Oh, my God.
744
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:42,960
Crazy.
745
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,960
You thought of being just do a sex show
746
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:46,960
for all those fucking...
747
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,960
Oh, have all our front-bodies watches.
748
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,960
I don't know if they deserve all that.
749
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,960
Oh, yeah.
750
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,960
I don't know what there is, too.
751
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,960
You just know they might all, like,
752
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,960
try to gangbang you.
753
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,960
We'll just make them wash.
754
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,960
Fuck those guys.
755
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,960
(groans)
756
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,960
(groans)
757
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,960
Oh, yeah.
758
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,960
You'll be a bunch of cucks.
759
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:12,960
Yeah.
760
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,960
(groans)
761
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,960
Those guys won't compare to us.
762
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,960
We can have a contest.
763
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,960
Oh, I do like the sound of that.
764
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,960
The contest is cool.
765
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960
Yeah.
766
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,960
This is a sausage contest.
767
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960
Walked into the right room.
768
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:35,960
Oh, fuck.
769
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,960
Those losers have no idea what they're missing out on.
770
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,960
Oh, my God.
771
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:43,960
We can come again.
772
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,960
Fuck.
773
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,960
(groans)
774
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Yes, fuck.
775
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Oh.
776
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,960
(groans)
777
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,960
(groans)
778
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Crazy.
779
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:56,960
(groans)
780
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,960
(groans)
781
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:01,960
Oh, yeah.
782
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,960
Oh, fuck, yeah.
783
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:04,960
Fuck.
784
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,960
Oh, shit.
785
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,960
Oh, yes, fuck it.
786
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
(groans)
787
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,960
(groans)
788
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Oh, my God.
789
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,960
(groans)
790
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,960
Fuck, yes.
791
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,960
(groans)
792
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,960
(groans)
793
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,960
Yeah, that was a bunch of mouth cuffs.
794
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,960
So good.
795
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,960
So good at being fast around.
796
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,960
This is the real party.
797
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,960
Those guys have no clue.
798
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,960
I think they might have some clue.
799
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,960
We've been going off a long time,
800
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,960
and we'll just come right back with more cuffs.
801
00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,960
You're being so loud.
802
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,960
Like, you probably forgot all about it.
803
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,960
I'm sure they did.
804
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,960
I wonder where those cuffs are.
805
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960
(groans)
806
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,960
You think it's like a texture friend?
807
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,960
Yeah.
808
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,960
I don't know, I'll get the pretty stengi right now.
809
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,960
Yeah, I don't know.
810
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:17,960
(chuckles)
811
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,960
I think you find the wrong one.
812
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,960
I don't think they deserve it.
813
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,960
Guess I'm the last lucky one in.
814
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,960
(chuckles)
815
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,960
Well, right place, right time.
816
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Yeah, buddy.
817
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,960
Aren't you glad you came with me to get those cuffs?
818
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,960
(groans)
819
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960
Yeah.
820
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,960
(groans)
821
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,960
(groans)
822
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,960
(groans)
823
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,960
(mumbles)
824
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,960
Oh, fuck.
825
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,960
Oh, yeah.
826
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,960
(groans)
827
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,960
(groans)
828
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,960
Check those cuffs.
829
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,960
(groans)
830
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:03,960
(groans)
831
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
Jesus.
832
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,960
Check those cuffs.
833
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,960
(groans)
834
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960
I bet Jay's glad we invited him.
835
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,960
(groans)
836
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,960
Oh, yeah.
837
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Probably was pretty cool though.
838
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,960
Yeah, fuck is all right.
839
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,960
This is the real part of it.
840
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,960
(groans)
841
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,960
You guys don't even know what they're missing.
842
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,960
(groans)
843
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960
We're gonna share her next time
844
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,960
she's gotta bring a frown too.
845
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,960
(groans)
846
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,960
(mumbles)
847
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,960
(groans)
848
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,960
(mumbles)
849
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Oh, God.
850
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,960
We have to go Jay and I'll remember every frown, brother.
851
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,960
(laughs)
852
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,960
Yeah, yeah, man.
853
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,960
Oh, shit.
854
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,960
(groans)
855
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Oh, God.
856
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,960
(groans)
857
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,960
Oh, my God.
858
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,960
Oh, my God's on me.
859
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,960
Yeah.
860
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,960
I'm gonna get a slap on this softie.
861
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,960
(groans)
862
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,960
Fuck.
863
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,960
(groans)
864
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,960
Oh, my God.
865
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,960
(groans)
866
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:32,960
Oh, yes.
867
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,960
(groans)
868
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,960
Oh, yes.
869
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,960
(mumbles)
870
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
(groans)
871
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,960
Fuck.
872
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,960
(groans)
873
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,960
(laughs)
874
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,960
I like the sprout part now.
875
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,960
(groans)
876
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,960
Oh, fuck.
877
00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,960
(groans)
878
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,960
Oh, God, fuck.
879
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,960
Those frown dicks.
880
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:13,960
Yes.
881
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,960
Yeah, these guys are kinda digs in this.
882
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,960
She's just gonna have to go on the wall chain.
883
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,960
(groans)
884
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:34,960
Fuck.
885
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,960
(groans)
886
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,960
You're gonna fuck me.
887
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,960
All those guys do is play with it long anyway.
888
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,960
(groans)
889
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,960
(groans)
890
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,960
They probably wouldn't know what to do
891
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,960
if they had pussy in their face.
892
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,960
Yeah, right.
893
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,960
Yeah.
894
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,960
Or I might do it.
895
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,960
I'm gonna chain them.
896
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960
(groans)
897
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,960
Yes.
898
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Fuck.
899
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,960
(groans)
900
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,960
(groans)
901
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,960
Oh, God, fuck.
902
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,960
(groans)
903
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,960
Yes, fuck me.
904
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,960
Oh, I love taking turns with you guys.
905
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,960
Yeah, taking turns.
906
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,960
So fun.
907
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:34,960
Yes.
908
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,960
Fuck you, fuck me.
909
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,960
Uh-huh, just like that.
910
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,960
Spit on me.
911
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,960
You have those guys who lie to fuck.
912
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,960
Let's try to be louder than them.
913
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,960
Yeah, we're calling the cops, aren't we, you guys?
914
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,960
Once before.
915
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Fuck a lot about your neighbors
916
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,960
they're tripping right now.
917
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,960
They always are.
918
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,960
Well, at least they can't hear her.
919
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960
Or at least they'd be running up here
920
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,960
trying to get some too.
921
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,960
Yeah, our neighbors hate us.
922
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,960
I'm so sure.
923
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
My neighbors don't care what fuck you guys
924
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,960
come over here whenever you want.
925
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Oh, hell yeah.
926
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,960
Imagine gaming.
927
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Oh, that was nice of them.
928
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,960
Yeah.
929
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,960
We'll have a comedy fucking movie
930
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960
game party.
931
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,960
(laughs)
932
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,960
Oh, my God, you guys are so freaky.
933
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,960
Oh, speak to yourself.
934
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,960
(groans)
935
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,960
(coughs)
936
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,960
(chuckles)
937
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,960
Oh, yes.
938
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,960
Look at that fat cock.
939
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,960
(sighs)
940
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,960
Come on, come on, that could take again.
941
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,960
You having a hold on?
942
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960
Oh, yeah.
943
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
(gasps)
944
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,960
You guys are so big, come on, come on.
945
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960
Oh, yeah, stop it, I might be seeing you.
946
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,960
Yeah.
947
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Oh, yeah.
948
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,960
Oh, okay.
949
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,960
You can keep the party going.
950
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:52,960
Yeah.
951
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,960
Keep that sausage party going.
952
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,960
Oh, fuck yeah.
953
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,960
You smart that shit.
954
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,960
Oh, yeah.
955
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,960
Here's a little cheek though.
956
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,960
(sighs)
957
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,960
It's not real sausage.
958
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,960
If we're done, we can give her some condiments.
959
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,960
Oh.
960
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,960
She'll like mayonnaise.
961
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,960
She'll get some extra mayo for her.
962
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:15,960
Extra mayo.
963
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,960
Oh, fuck.
964
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,960
Aw, just like it.
965
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,960
(sighs)
966
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,960
I think she likes mayo under hot dogs.
967
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,960
Yeah, I do.
968
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,960
I know she likes it under her taco.
969
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,960
She definitely likes meat.
970
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,960
She's on a strict diet of
971
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,960
pure sausage.
972
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,960
(sighs)
973
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,960
(coughs)
974
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,960
Oh, yes.
975
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960
Like even if we order a pizza,
976
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,960
it needs to be extra sausage like meat lovers.
977
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960
(sighs)
978
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,960
Oh, my voice.
979
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960
I like that girl.
980
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,960
I bet she'd be great at riding those mechanical bolts.
981
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:00,960
(laughs)
982
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,960
Yeah, we should do that for the next party.
983
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,960
Oh, yeah.
984
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,960
That's a great idea, guys.
985
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,960
Mechanical pull.
986
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:07,960
Hell, yeah.
987
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,960
With a deltoid.
988
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,960
I bet she'd ride for a long time.
989
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960
Yeah.
990
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,960
She's going for broke.
991
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,960
(sighs)
992
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,960
Oh, yeah.
993
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,960
(sighs)
994
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,960
(sighs)
995
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:25,960
(sighs)
996
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,960
(sighs)
997
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,960
(sighs)
998
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,960
(sighs)
999
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,960
Holy shit, they're getting rowdy down there.
1000
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,960
Fuck yeah.
1001
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,960
Yeah, they are.
1002
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,960
We're getting rowdy up here.
1003
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,960
It sounds like the rough houses or something down there.
1004
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,960
Maybe they're having a gang-bang too.
1005
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,960
(laughs)
1006
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,960
Oh, no, they hope not.
1007
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,960
That's a bunch of dudes.
1008
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,960
(laughs)
1009
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Yeah, next time she's going to bring a friend.
1010
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,960
(sighs)
1011
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:49,960
(sighs)
1012
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,960
She's pretty good at multitasking though.
1013
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,960
That's insane.
1014
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
If she doesn't bring a friend,
1015
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,960
she's going to have to take everybody.
1016
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960
I'm pretty impressed though.
1017
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,960
Oh, yeah.
1018
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:00,960
Oh, shit, yes.
1019
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,960
I think she wants to switch things up.
1020
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,960
Yeah.
1021
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,960
Tag in.
1022
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Tag in, bro.
1023
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:07,960
Yeah.
1024
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,960
Tag it.
1025
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,960
Tag it, bag it.
1026
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,960
You turn.
1027
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,960
I'm going to take a picture of you.
1028
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:17,960
What the new kids,
1029
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,960
they say, tap in.
1030
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Oh, yeah.
1031
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,960
Tap in.
1032
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:22,960
Tap in.
1033
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,960
Tap in.
1034
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,960
Tap in.
1035
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,960
Tap in.
1036
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:26,960
Oh, my God.
1037
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,960
Oh, yeah.
1038
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,960
Oh, fuck yeah.
1039
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,960
Yeah, it's just like that.
1040
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:38,960
Yeah, tap in.
1041
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,960
She said tap in, bro.
1042
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,960
Oh, yeah.
1043
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,960
She got the lingo down.
1044
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:49,960
There's all the dicks.
1045
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,960
She's a frat buckler.
1046
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:52,960
She's a frat buckler.
1047
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,960
That'd be a good name for a porto of frat bucklers.
1048
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,960
They'd like,
1049
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,960
we'll just have her show up to every frat party.
1050
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,960
She's down.
1051
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:10,960
So it would just be frat bucklers.
1052
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,960
I think she would actually let us film it.
1053
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:13,960
She's kind of fucking crazy.
1054
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,960
She said she wants to make a movie.
1055
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,960
Yeah.
1056
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,960
She wants to be the Polar Star.
1057
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,960
Yeah.
1058
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,960
That's it.
1059
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:32,960
Oh, my God.
1060
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,960
See if you can be louder in those fucking idiots down there.
1061
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,960
Oh, yeah.
1062
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:38,960
All I can hear is them partying.
1063
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,960
Oh, yes.
1064
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:41,960
They're so fucking loud.
1065
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960
Yeah, they are.
1066
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,960
Oh, my God.
1067
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,960
Fuck off.
1068
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,960
I'm sorry.
1069
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,960
Probably having a circle jerk.
1070
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,960
Just wondering where the girl went.
1071
00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,960
Playing soggy biscuit.
1072
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,960
Never know if I have the fucking ear on the door.
1073
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,960
She likes that idea.
1074
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,960
Oh, my God.
1075
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:13,960
Yeah.
1076
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Oh, yeah.
1077
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,960
That's a nice pussy.
1078
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:22,960
Yes.
1079
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,960
Oh, yeah.
1080
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,960
That's what this pussy.
1081
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:29,960
Oh, my God.
1082
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,960
This sausage fest isn't so bad when you got a girl.
1083
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:38,960
Yeah.
1084
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,960
And you just like, leave all your own and stand upstairs.
1085
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,960
Technically it's a sausage and taco.
1086
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,960
You're standing around with your dicks in your hand, stand upstairs.
1087
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,960
Well, at least they have plenty of beer.
1088
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:53,960
Yeah, probably all sleep.
1089
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,960
Damn, she looks like she's getting close to condiment time.
1090
00:48:58,960 --> 00:48:59,960
Oh, yeah.
1091
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,960
Take that mayo over for the coals and stuff.
1092
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:05,960
Come on, let's try it.
1093
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,960
Oh, yeah.
1094
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:08,960
Oh, fuck.
1095
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:09,960
She wants extra.
1096
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,960
Extra mayo.
1097
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,960
Oh, yeah.
1098
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,960
Come on, let's try it.
1099
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:17,960
Give her what she wants.
1100
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:19,960
All the sticks.
1101
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,960
Come on.
1102
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Nothing about the fucking car already.
1103
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:29,960
Fuck.
1104
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,960
You ready for some condiments?
1105
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,960
Yeah.
1106
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,960
Get over here, you slut.
1107
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,960
It sounds like it's getting really rowdy down there.
1108
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,960
That's as good as this.
1109
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,960
Oh, yeah, this is the best rowdy miss ever.
1110
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,960
Oh my god.
1111
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,960
When we go down, we're definitely going to eat something real.
1112
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,960
It's gonna party,
1113
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,960
and probably it's going to be over by the time we get down there.
1114
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,960
You ready?
1115
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:00,960
Get out.
1116
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,960
(panting)
1117
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,960
It's like they're fucking.
1118
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,960
Rough house down there.
1119
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,960
Yeah, take all that mayo.
1120
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,960
There better be some food left.
1121
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,960
Yeah, she's still hungry.
1122
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,960
You getting enough frozen?
1123
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:30,960
I want more meat.
1124
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,960
I want carnivore.
1125
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,960
So, should we check out what's going on downstairs?
1126
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:41,960
Let's go.
1127
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,960
It's just act like nothing ever happened.
1128
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:44,960
You ready guys?
1129
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,960
Let's go play some beer pong.
1130
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,960
All right.
1131
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,960
All right.
1132
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,300
(whooshing)
1133
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,720
(soft music)
65456
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