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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,840 PREVIOUSLY ON WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:07,320 How close to the sub do you have to be to detect radioactivity? 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,400 At least right next to it. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:10,920 Alarm! 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,040 Retreat! 6 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:14,440 Shoot them if you have to, goddamn it! 7 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,960 The Russian ambassador claims that Sweden 8 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:19,760 attempted to board the sub last night by rowboat. 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,200 What were you trying to do? 10 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,480 We need to know if nuclear weapons are onboard. 11 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,920 Is it armed with nuclear weapons? 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,240 Honestly, I don't know. We need to buy some time. 13 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,320 Hello! We have provisions and supplies for you! 14 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,480 May we come onboard? 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:41,040 No Swedes get onboard, no matter what! 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:47,120 You ask for an audience with me, stating a request to have a radio mast built. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,440 You just bought us two more days. 18 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,640 I've got it! We offer them a radio mast so they can communicate with Moscow. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,000 Captain! Captain! 20 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,000 - I'll blow this piece of junk to hell! - Captain! 21 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,200 You'll all be court-martialed! Sons of bitches! 22 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:13,040 THIS SERIES IS INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY 23 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,720 SOME CHARACTERS AND LOCATIONS HAVE BEEN ALTERED 24 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,960 FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:23,840 QUITE A FEW, TO BE HONEST... 26 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,680 THE GOVERNMENT OFFICES STOCKHOLM 27 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,680 You know how important hockey practice is to him. 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:36,200 I said I'm busy. The prime minister and I have our hands full with that submarine. 29 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,920 I've got a visitor. I don't have time for you anymore. 30 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:45,960 That was my husband. He's always trying to shirk his responsibilities. 31 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,200 How may I help you? 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,320 I'm Aleksandra Kosygina, ambassador of the Soviet Union. 33 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,360 I'm here to help you and the prime minister handle that submarine. 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,960 Sorry, I have to take this. 35 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,040 The Government Offices. 36 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,520 You can't call me on this number! 37 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,560 I don't know! I guess they're in the hallway. 38 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,440 - Give me the phone. - Sorry? 39 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,920 The phone. Give it here. 40 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,760 My name is Aleksandra Kosygina, 41 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,720 ambassador of the Soviet Socialist Republic. 42 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,000 Myself, Prime Minister Fälldin, and Mrs. Monika Björk 43 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,920 are actively working to resolve the unfortunate conflict 44 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,080 that has arisen between our countries. 45 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,960 May I therefore ask you to shoulder your responsibility as a father? 46 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,760 Sounds good. 47 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,760 Comrade Brezhnev sends his regards and thanks you. 48 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,920 Thank you. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,720 The prime minister. 50 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:54,720 Of course. 51 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,520 The Russian submarine is basically on land... 52 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,520 You look a little worn, cool Ola. 53 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,160 Still having a tough time at home? 54 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,560 I guess you could say that. 55 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,480 How do you and Solveig make it work? 56 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,160 Oh, my beloved Sollan. 57 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,160 Maybe it's because we share a lot of interests. 58 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,760 - Sheep? - Exactly. 59 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:23,680 I'm her ram, and she's my ewe. 60 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,480 Well, I don't think I'll use that analogy at home. It'd only end badly. 61 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,800 Your visitor is here. 62 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,840 Madam Ambassador, may I introduce you 63 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,200 to Sweden's prime minister Thorbjörn Fälldin, 64 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,840 and Secretary of State Ola Ullsten. 65 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,960 Welcome, Madam Ambassador. 66 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,880 Gentlemen, thank you for seeing me. 67 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,080 No trouble at all. Please, have a seat, Madam Ambassador. 68 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,680 I believe I know what this is about, but would you care to explain 69 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:55,200 what's on your mind in greater detail? 70 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,280 Firstly, I'd like to say I'm sorry 71 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:01,560 for this unfortunate incident between our countries, Mr. Prime Minister. 72 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,280 Secondly, I'd like to get straight to the point and suggest 73 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,760 that you provide my stranded countrymen with a radio mast. 74 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,880 To enable direct communication and thereby improve safety, 75 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,320 everyone's safety. 76 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,200 With all due respect, Madam Ambassador, what Sweden is facing right now 77 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:25,080 is the greatest violation of Swedish neutrality since World War II. 78 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,200 What we need, first of all, is an official apology. 79 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,640 Second, we need to be allowed to inspect the submarine. 80 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,360 Third, we need to question its commander. 81 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,480 We've learned that the Swedish Commander Karlsson 82 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,480 has not been allowed onboard to even speak to the captain of the submarine. 83 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:47,240 That is unacceptable. I think. 84 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,440 Yes. Yes. Yes, absolutely. 85 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,760 And that thing about installing a radio mast, 86 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,720 well, I'd say that's something we need some time to think about. 87 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,520 I have to say, that's some quick thinking, Mr. Prime Minister. 88 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,840 A Swedish vessel is alongside the sub, 89 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:11,760 and they seem to be mounting some kind of radio mast on the tower. 90 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,320 It appears to be Swedish citizens, who've been granted permission to... 91 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,160 Alpha to Beta, come in. Håkansson, how's it going? 92 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,280 Beta to Alpha, over. Uh... 93 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,920 Well, the antenna was done 10 minutes ago. 94 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,040 Could you hurry up a bit? Over. 95 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,400 Ljungklint, how much longer do you need? 96 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,840 No idea, but could I have a few more minutes? 97 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,720 I'll give you five more minutes. 98 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,360 What the hell. Can't you at least give me 10? 99 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,120 If you really want to be sure there are any nukes. 100 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,960 Granted, Ljungklint. Alpha to Beta. 101 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,480 Apparently, he needs another five minutes here. Over. 102 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,840 Right. Roger that. 103 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,960 Have you scanned the aft as well? 104 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,160 But wait. Doesn't the S-363 keep its missiles in the bow? 105 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, that's great! Then scan the bow, goddamn it! 106 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,080 Don't. Don't mess with my calculations. 107 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,080 - I knew it. - Yes. 108 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:24,000 I knew it, Ljungklint! Hot damn, we've got them, hey. We've got them! 109 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,120 - Alpha to Beta, over. - Beta to Alpha, over. 110 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:30,360 Håkansson, we've got the bastards! 111 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,760 - What does this mean? - This means war! 112 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,440 THE KREMLIN MOSCOW 113 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,520 Who are you? 114 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,280 YURI ANDROPOV, FOURTH CHAIRMAN OF THE KGB 115 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,360 I am Yuri Andropov, Comrade Secretary-General. 116 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,920 The fourth chairman of the State Security Committee. 117 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,360 Uh... 118 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,360 Where are the other three? 119 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,480 That is more than I know, Comrade Secretary-General. 120 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:20,600 Right, we have a submarine to blow up. 121 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,120 That's actually why I'm here. 122 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,760 Blowing up a submarine armed with nuclear weapons 123 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,400 inside a neutral nation's territory 124 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,960 after we've violated that nation's sovereignty would be a disaster. 125 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:36,840 It may create more problems than it solves. 126 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,520 Or what do you think? 127 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,680 You talk a lot. 128 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,080 I don't understand half of it. 129 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:59,960 Let's see where this fucking submarine is. 130 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,760 That's the Philippines. 131 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:12,320 According to my reports, the submarine has run aground somewhere around here. 132 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,000 Sweden, right? 133 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:17,600 Yes. 134 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:23,680 Ah. Aren't they the ones we snatched from Finland last year? 135 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:29,000 Well, that was a long time ago, Secretary-General. 136 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:33,120 In 1809, if memory serves. 137 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,320 Then it's high time we remind them 138 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:41,720 who's in charge. 139 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:45,240 Yes. Yes, Comrade Secretary-General. 140 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,840 If you wish, you can retire and get some rest 141 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,280 while I carry on the job of annihilating Sweden. 142 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:59,040 And deal with any potential diplomatic complications that follow. 143 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:04,880 I didn't get half of what you said. But that's a good idea. 144 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:10,960 You take care of the sub and I'll take a nap. 145 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,520 I wish you a good night, Comrade Secretary-General. 146 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:43,520 Comrade Vasilieva, dear, would you be so kind and connect me 147 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,520 to our embassy in Stockholm? 148 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,440 To Ambassador Aleksandra Kosygina. 149 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,120 Kosygina speaking. 150 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:56,040 This is the acting Secretary-General Yuri Vladimirovich Andropov. 151 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:01,480 We know each other from Budapest, don't we? 152 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,040 Absolutely. 153 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,640 It's an honor that you remember me. 154 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:13,080 Yes, it seems that my memory is a little better than Comrade Brezhnev's. 155 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,920 How is Comrade Brezhnev doing? 156 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:23,280 Well, he just pointed out our sub S 363 157 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,920 to be somewhere in the South China Sea. 158 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I see. 159 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:32,640 On my end, I've established good contact with the Swedish Prime Minister. 160 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,760 Oh, and what's your analysis? 161 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:41,160 He is good-nature and solution-oriented, 162 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:45,560 but prepared to bite back and respond strongly if he must. 163 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,360 What do you suggest that we do, Comrade Andropov? 164 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,600 Go to the submarine and make your way onboard. 165 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,120 Contact me via radio when you've confirmed 166 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,800 that the crew's loyalty to the Soviet Union is intact. 167 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:05,680 The last thing we need right now is defectors. 168 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,600 What about Comrade Brezhnev? 169 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:15,760 Comrade Brezhnev is... sound asleep. 170 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,840 He won't interfere with our diplomatic efforts. 171 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:26,920 I have a few ideas on how it may continue that way. 172 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,960 Excellent, Comrade Andropov. 173 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:48,960 Well, then, Thorbjörn. 174 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,960 Prime Minister Fälldin. 175 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,600 Nuclear weapons, Thorbjörn. I knew it. 176 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,520 Uranium-238. The Communist bastards 177 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,840 were planning to blow Karlskrona to smithereens. 178 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,920 But luckily, a shoal foiled their plans. 179 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,080 I've planned an attack for 0400 hours tomorrow. 180 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,720 I estimate a crew of 50 to 55, 181 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,280 plus the commander, his deputy, and a few officers. 182 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,040 We incapacitate them with tear gas, board the sub, and secure the warheads. 183 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:21,920 All you need to do now is order Commander Anders what-ever-his-last-name-is... 184 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,040 - Karlsson. - Sorry? 185 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,600 - Eh, Karlsson. - Karlsson. 186 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:28,240 To sit down and shut the fuck up from now. 187 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,040 Börje, it's quite possible 188 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:36,480 that you're the absolute dumbest person I've ever met. 189 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:41,560 First, you attack a Soviet submarine in a rowboat. 190 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,640 Then you construct a radio link between the submarine 191 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,360 and five Soviet warships 192 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:54,440 and God knows how many more submarines along the Swedish border, and Moscow. 193 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,080 And now you're planning to sneak onboard the sub 194 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:03,920 and incapacitate the entire crew without them having time to alert anyone. 195 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I'll have you know that my plan is airtight. 196 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:11,360 Do you know what will happen if your airtight plan 197 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,240 turns out to have even the tiniest leak? 198 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,400 No, what? 199 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,080 Then you've started a war 200 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,360 against the world's second most powerful military force. 201 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,640 Oh, is that so? 202 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,240 And do you know what will happen if your absolutely idiotic plan succeeds? 203 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,320 - Do tell. - Then you've also started a war 204 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,600 against the world's second most powerful military force. 205 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:37,240 With all due respect for your ability to breed sheep, Thorbjörn, 206 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,320 I'm a three-star general. 207 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,040 I have access to Sweden's finest military units. 208 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,840 I have helicopters. I have torpedo boats. I have depth charges. 209 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,680 I even have frogmen. 210 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,560 I have everything I need to kick the shit out of the Bolsheviks. 211 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:57,440 You know what, Börje? I don't appreciate your lack of respect for sheep breeding. 212 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:02,480 You know what a sheep farmer usually does when a city slicker has insulted him? 213 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,880 You say you have everything you need to kick the shit out of the Russians? 214 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,200 I've got all I need to kick the shit out of you. 215 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,320 I've got seven years as chairman of the Swedish Sheep-Breeding Association 216 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,200 and connections across the country. 217 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:21,280 If you don't immediately abort your foolish attack tomorrow morning, 218 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:27,160 I'll set every sheep breeder in the country on you. Do you understand? 219 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,320 Let's choose diplomacy. 220 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,560 We'll hold the border, and you will hold your tongue. 221 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,880 Did you have to hit so hard? It actually hurt like hell. 222 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,440 Börje, do you remember what we civilians usually say? 223 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,440 Dismissed? 224 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,120 Nah. 225 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,680 - Get lost. - Mm-hm. 226 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,440 S... 227 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,080 Your Excellency, welcome to Karlskrona. 228 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,960 I'm Commander Karlsson. Anders Karlsson. 229 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,600 I've heard many good things about you, Commander. 230 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:19,080 Thank you. The prime minister has told me to escort you to the submarine. 231 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,760 There's no time to lose. 232 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,880 Hello, Comrade. 233 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,760 As you've been informed, I am the Soviet ambassador in Sweden. 234 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,320 My name is Aleksandra Kosygina. 235 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,800 With me, I have Commander Anders Karlsson. 236 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:55,120 We're here on behalf of the Swedish prime minister and Secretary-General Brezhnev. 237 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,880 We're here to meet Captain Peskov. 238 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:03,160 I'm sorry, but I didn't expect Moscow to send... 239 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,640 a woman. 240 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:13,200 The way I see it, the crew of this submarine consists of male idiots, 241 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,480 who caused the Soviet Union 242 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:20,640 its most humiliating diplomatic incident ever! 243 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,840 And so, in such a situation, why not send a woman? 244 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,640 Follow me, Comrade Ambassador. 245 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,320 The captain is expecting you. 246 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,480 Captain Peskov? 247 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,560 To the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 248 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,840 Cheers, Comrade Captain. 249 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,400 I have new orders from Comrade Brezhnev. 250 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,960 The submarine is not to be blown up under any circumstances. 251 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,840 The Swedes are to be allowed onboard to inspect it. 252 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:44,280 You will then agree to be questioned by Swedish representatives. 253 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,440 And I will personally issue our formal apology to Sweden. 254 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,160 After all of this has been done, 255 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:57,280 we will humbly ask for assistance to be escorted to international waters. 256 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,480 Do you understand the orders, Captain? 257 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:07,840 He has my wife. He has my children. My daughters. 258 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,240 Who has them? 259 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,560 Comrade Brezhnev, of course. 260 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,920 But I have spoken with him. 261 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,880 The Secretary-General now sees the situation in a whole new light. 262 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,160 And I am here to convey that to you. 263 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,600 It's all Lieutenant Tarasenko's fault. 264 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,160 If he hadn't had his birthday and become a father... 265 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,200 none of this would ever have happened. 266 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,880 - Tarasenko? - Yes, Tarasenko. 267 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,800 The sub's political officer. He has my daughters. 268 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,280 Tarasenko has your daughters? 269 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,200 Not Tarasenko! Brezhnev! 270 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,560 Do you understand, Comrade Ambassador? 271 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,600 Of course. I do. 272 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,760 One minute. 273 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,680 You're up, Commander. 274 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:19,120 Try German, if you can. Otherwise, I'm not sure how you'll communicate. 275 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,800 Where is the communication central? 276 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,120 I'll take you there. 277 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,800 Who are you? 278 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,880 - Drink up. - Ah. Thanks a lot. 279 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,920 Mm. Thank you. 280 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,680 Have you no respect? 281 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:56,320 Right. I'm Captain Anders Karlsson. 282 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,920 I wish to speak with you, one captain to another. 283 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:09,360 A Swede, who speaks German onboard our submarine. 284 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,320 I'm dying! 285 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,240 Hm. 286 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,640 Thank you very much. Uh... 287 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,560 Uh... Goodbye. Uh... 288 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,400 Ma'am, I have sought the Swedish prime minister twice now. 289 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,920 I'm the President of the United States, for Pete's sake. 290 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,880 I'm not affiliated with NATO. I am NATO. 291 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,400 So can you please tell me why I should keep your shitty, little country safe 292 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,040 by sending ships and aircraft from our fleet over there? 293 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,320 - I'm sorry, who are you trying to reach? - No, no. Listen to me, ma'am. 294 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,200 If your Swedish prime minister doesn't call me back right now... 295 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,480 I'll invade your shitty, little country. 296 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,840 I'd beat the Russians to it. How'd you like them apples? 297 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,600 Do I have to save every country myself? 298 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,800 Fuck it. I'll send in some ships. 299 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,120 Goddamn Swedes. 300 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,720 - I'd like to be left alone, please. - Sure. 301 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,400 Good afternoon, Comrade Kosygina. Andropov here. 302 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,680 If I understand correctly, you are already aboard the submarine. 303 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,600 That is correct, Comrade Andropov. 304 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,720 Briefly describe the situation. 305 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,640 Unfortunately, Captain Peskov is drunk and completely out of his mind. 306 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:06,400 He believes he can save his family by potentially starting a world war. 307 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,160 Comrade Kosygina, what do you propose? 308 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,120 Castling. 309 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,200 Tell me more about this plan of yours. 310 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,640 The situation is extremely serious, Comrade Ambassador. 311 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,040 On that, we can agree. 312 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,720 What actually happened? 313 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,680 As Captain Peskov already informed Moscow, 314 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:51,200 the navigational system malfunctioned, specifically the gyrocompass... 315 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,560 Excuse me. 316 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,320 You're Dimitry Tarasenko, right? 317 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,840 That's right. 318 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,000 You are a lieutenant and the sub's political officer, 319 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,520 which means you report directly to the KGB. 320 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:11,520 And the KGB knows exactly where your family is. 321 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,600 - I see what you mean. - Yes, that's what I mean. 322 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:24,640 There's talk on the ship that Captain Peskov has a serious... 323 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,760 drinking problem. 324 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,200 I already suspected that. 325 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,680 Anything else? 326 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:38,600 I believe it's vital to remain sober and frosty while on duty. 327 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,480 My objections fell on deaf ears, so to speak. 328 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,560 I think he was celebrating his daughters. He's very fond of them. 329 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,520 And all this time, you were drinking water? 330 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,520 Mostly milk. 331 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,200 Um, missiles? 332 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,640 Um, missile. 333 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,120 Um, nuclear weapons? 334 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,480 No. 335 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,040 There, nuclear weapons? 336 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,120 No, you can't go there. 337 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,600 Uranium-238, uh... 338 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,840 Uranium-238, there? There? 339 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,000 No, you can't go there. 340 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,360 Yeah. 341 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,760 - Hey, where do you think you're going? - No, no. I have permission. 342 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,440 I have... I... 343 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,040 - Everything is in order. I have to... No... - I can't let you... 344 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:49,120 Please. Please, please. Please, please. I have to... I have to inspect, hm? 345 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,640 - I said you can't go in there! - Watch out! 346 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,760 I have permission! Now... 347 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,960 - Don't you understand... - Move! 348 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,480 - Move. Damn Russian bastard! - Stop! Hands off! 349 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,560 - What do you think you're doing? - One moment, please. 350 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,760 Calm down, men! 351 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,760 Let's calm down! 352 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,120 I am calm, 353 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,320 but they're not letting me inspect as we agreed, and it's unacceptable. 354 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,120 The question is simply whether there are nuclear weapons or not. 355 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,960 I hear what you're looking for, 356 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,560 but right now we're testing this proud crew's patience. 357 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,520 I promise you that, within 24 hours, 358 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,560 you'll either have a confirmation of your suspicions or a new inspection. 359 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,360 As soon as I've calmed the crew. 360 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,200 24 hours, Commander. Not a minute more. Please. 361 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:47,200 Twelve hours. And now I want to see the charts and the logbook. 362 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:05,040 If we hypothetically assume that the commanding officer is indisposed... 363 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,000 then who is the ranking officer on the vessel? 364 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,000 That'd be me. 365 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,200 And what would you do in that role, in the situation 366 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,240 that you have just described to me? 367 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:27,040 I would do exactly as you ask, Comrade Ambassador. 368 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,800 A wise choice, Lieutenant. 369 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,640 On one condition, though. 370 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,920 - What condition? Extra milk rations? - No. 371 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:45,920 That you invite me, my wife, and my newborn daughter to Sweden. 372 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,160 Why is that? 373 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:53,800 Because I will do exactly what you ask of me. 374 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,400 Exactly what you ask. 375 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,920 I need a submarine captain to present to Sweden and the world press. 376 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,120 A lieutenant isn't good enough. 377 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,920 Look, look! Two new objects. Call the lieutenant. They're likely NATO. 378 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,480 As far as I can tell, you wear the same size as your captain. 379 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,240 Await my instructions, Lieutenant. 380 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,040 What's going on? 381 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,680 - I don't know. - Huh? 382 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320 Lieutenant! Something's up. 383 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,760 Unidentified vessels approaching. 384 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840 Comrade Ambassador. 385 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,920 I think we need to leave. 386 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:51,680 Comrade Admiral, two American NATO vessels are approaching. 387 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,960 Action plan? Visual confirmed. 388 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:59,120 Comrades, we have a lot more firepower than the enemy does. 389 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,160 We have our orders from Moscow. 390 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,280 If necessary, I'm authorized to press the red button. 391 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,520 Prepare all marines to liberate the submarine 392 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,880 if the Americans come too close. 393 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,120 Execute! 394 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,440 NAVAL BASE, KARLSKRONA 395 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,000 Captain, the NATO ships stopped one klick from the Russian Navy. 396 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,240 Our fighters are in the air. Shall we mark our presence? 397 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,280 Correct. We definitely need to mark Swedish presence 398 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,920 to cool the situation between East and West. 399 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,840 Order a low flyby of the area. Over and out. 400 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,400 Over and out. 401 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,600 So, what did Lieutenant Tarasenko actually say? 402 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,640 That Sweden is a beautiful country that he would love to see more of. 403 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,000 Okay. What does he mean by...? 30765

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