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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,410 --> 00:00:03,196 Previously on The L Word. 2 00:00:08,332 --> 00:00:10,905 Why is it important for you to believe everyone's... 3 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:14,203 - ...sleeping with everyone else? - Because they are. 4 00:00:14,378 --> 00:00:18,078 You know the neighbours next door, are they a gay couple? 5 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:19,833 Yeah, they are. 6 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:22,379 Because I saw them having sex in their pool. 7 00:00:22,550 --> 00:00:24,342 We're having a party tomorrow night. 8 00:00:24,511 --> 00:00:25,968 Jenny, this is Marina. 9 00:00:27,054 --> 00:00:30,552 You guys should totally take the Cosmo romance quiz. 10 00:00:30,723 --> 00:00:34,505 - Where are you? - I'm right here. 11 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:37,057 You're getting married? 12 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,551 - Are you happy? - Don't ask me that. 13 00:00:41,605 --> 00:00:44,274 Why couldn't you stop it? Why was it so hard? 14 00:00:44,441 --> 00:00:47,643 - What happened with us was a mistake. - Did you hear what she said? 15 00:00:49,194 --> 00:00:50,605 We need to get a divorce. 16 00:00:50,779 --> 00:00:53,778 - Are you free on Saturday night? - I have a date. 17 00:00:53,947 --> 00:00:56,153 Has she told you she's a dyke yet? 18 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,992 - I should probably go. - Gene, no. I should go. 19 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,115 I don't want either of you to leave. 20 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:04,985 Ever notice that every time Shane walks into a room, someone leaves crying? 21 00:01:05,162 --> 00:01:06,870 I don't do relationships. 22 00:01:07,039 --> 00:01:09,410 - Tell me what you want. - What you can do for me? 23 00:01:09,582 --> 00:01:11,491 - Are you in love with her? - Yeah. 24 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,209 You gotta keep it in your pants. 25 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:16,212 - Open the gate! - I never wanna see you again! 26 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:18,087 - It was a delusion. - You felt it too. 27 00:01:18,256 --> 00:01:20,247 That kind of love does not exist. 28 00:01:20,424 --> 00:01:23,377 - What does Shane have that I don't? - Nipple confidence. 29 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,217 Hey! 30 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,461 You don't understand what it means to be me. 31 00:01:27,637 --> 00:01:31,086 I'm Tonya, guest liaison. I'm here to take care of all your needs. 32 00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:33,551 I'm about to go down on Dana Fairbanks. 33 00:01:33,723 --> 00:01:35,467 That girl has bad fucking vibes. 34 00:01:35,642 --> 00:01:37,384 Make up your mind, dick or pussy. 35 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,717 I'm looking for the same qualities in a man... 36 00:01:39,894 --> 00:01:41,768 - ...as I am in a woman. - Big tits. 37 00:01:41,937 --> 00:01:43,265 We're getting married. 38 00:01:43,439 --> 00:01:45,930 You can't marry Tonya. 39 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,559 If you ever need to talk, give me a call. 40 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,562 She wants to be your husband. 41 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:58,030 If you were a man, you would be the perfect man. 42 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:03,071 Let's make a baby. 43 00:02:03,244 --> 00:02:05,651 I have found the perfect donor. 44 00:02:05,829 --> 00:02:08,829 How could you not tell me that Marcus Allenwood is black? 45 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:12,868 We're gonna have a baby. 46 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,869 I was unable to locate a heartbeat. 47 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:20,295 I was only 12 weeks, but I feel like I lost someone I was with all my life. 48 00:02:20,465 --> 00:02:22,789 All I wanted to do all day long is kiss you. 49 00:02:22,966 --> 00:02:25,456 - I can't. - You can't what, babe? 50 00:02:26,052 --> 00:02:28,008 Take me somewhere. 51 00:02:29,679 --> 00:02:31,837 - I saw it. - I'm sorry. 52 00:02:32,806 --> 00:02:35,592 Fuck you! Fuck you! 53 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,609 I can't believe this is happening. 54 00:02:46,537 --> 00:02:50,238 When I did this, I thought I had a certain amount of security. 55 00:02:52,794 --> 00:02:55,464 Whether it worked or not... 56 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:00,425 ...I thought Bette and I were solid. 57 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:05,884 - When were you planning to tell Bette? - Right about now. 58 00:03:06,349 --> 00:03:09,185 If everything looked like it was going to go well... 59 00:03:09,353 --> 00:03:13,397 ...and nothing was gonna go wrong like last time. 60 00:03:14,691 --> 00:03:17,229 I didn't think Bette could handle another miscarriage. 61 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:18,813 No? 62 00:03:20,405 --> 00:03:22,066 Oh, my. 63 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:24,281 Well, look at you. 64 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:28,615 Yeah, it just sort of... Just popped. 65 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:35,628 I'm not ready to tell anybody. I wanna keep it to myself for a while. 66 00:03:35,797 --> 00:03:37,789 Well, that's not gonna be easy, my dear. 67 00:03:37,965 --> 00:03:40,753 Looks like I'm having this baby on my own. 68 00:03:40,927 --> 00:03:43,215 - Now, that's a shame, Tina. - Don't say that. 69 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,131 People do it all the time. 70 00:03:45,306 --> 00:03:47,714 And you're okay with that? 71 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:51,222 I want this baby more than ever. 72 00:05:43,512 --> 00:05:46,263 I was so happy to have you here. 73 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:51,517 Hello? 74 00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:53,766 Hi. 75 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,525 Hey, where did you go? 76 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:03,397 What's going on? 77 00:06:23,344 --> 00:06:24,923 Damn it. 78 00:06:25,305 --> 00:06:28,509 Why did I get this assignment? I'm so not a knitter. 79 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:31,887 Well, it's crazy popular, and all the fags I know are doing it. 80 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:34,387 - Even some of the straight boys too. - Right, see? 81 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:38,147 Men should knit and women should run the world. That's how I see it. 82 00:06:38,318 --> 00:06:41,734 That's what I'm gonna write for LA Magazine. That's good. 83 00:06:41,905 --> 00:06:44,278 Yeah, go for it. They'll love it. 84 00:06:45,325 --> 00:06:46,820 How's Tina? 85 00:06:46,994 --> 00:06:48,903 Well, Bette still hasn't called her. 86 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:52,448 It's wrong when God lets people who are meant to be together come apart. 87 00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:54,748 You believe in God? 88 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,378 What? 89 00:06:58,214 --> 00:07:00,290 This coffee tastes like poopy shit. 90 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:02,459 Where's Marina? 91 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:05,003 I haven't seen her for days. I have no idea. 92 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,757 Yeah, me neither. 93 00:07:07,265 --> 00:07:09,258 So listen, do you... 94 00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:12,347 ...wanna talk about anything or...? 95 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:16,305 Because that's what friends are for, if you'd like to talk. 96 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:19,981 I've got nothing to talk about. 97 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,562 - Shane. - What? 98 00:07:23,239 --> 00:07:24,568 Oh, quit being such a lez. 99 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:27,494 Well, that? You're just back from Cherie Jaffe Land? 100 00:07:27,661 --> 00:07:29,654 Nothing's changed. I'm still me. 101 00:07:29,830 --> 00:07:32,784 Oh, so you still live by the code. 102 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:34,868 You don't do relationships. 103 00:07:35,044 --> 00:07:37,250 It's not a code. it's me. 104 00:07:38,839 --> 00:07:40,796 Oh, shit. 105 00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:45,929 Oh, no. I cannot take Cruella De Vil this morning. 106 00:07:46,097 --> 00:07:50,593 Do some... Pretend I'm upset. Put your arm around me. 107 00:07:50,768 --> 00:07:55,394 I'll just start sobbing, and, obviously, it'll be a really intimate moment. 108 00:07:55,565 --> 00:08:00,192 I mean, no halfway sensitive person would ever dream of interrupting. 109 00:08:00,362 --> 00:08:02,568 Oh, you guys. 110 00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:05,316 This place is falling apart. 111 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:08,493 - You hear what happened to Marina? - What? 112 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:27,262 A nervous breakdown, complete and total. 113 00:08:27,432 --> 00:08:30,219 - She had to be hospitalized. - She tried to off herself? 114 00:08:30,393 --> 00:08:33,477 She slit her wrists at the Bel-Air Hotel in the penthouse suite. 115 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:34,677 That's horrible! 116 00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:37,311 She was wearing that fabulous Dolce & Gabbana suit. 117 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:38,859 - We should see her. - Too late. 118 00:08:39,026 --> 00:08:42,063 Her mother put her on a plane to Milan. She's a contessa. 119 00:08:42,572 --> 00:08:44,979 I know, she's a contessa. Marina's a contessa. 120 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,234 Honey! Honey. 121 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:49,817 Honey, honey, come here. Hi. 122 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:53,828 I was just telling the girls how I almost became your future ex-wife last night. 123 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,909 I freaked out with the wedding planners. 124 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:59,538 Excuse me, we need a green tea. lced. 125 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:03,668 Are you okay? 126 00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:07,179 Yeah. I'm freaked out about Marina. 127 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,930 Oh, yeah. Thank God for the bellboy. He came in as she was about to jump. 128 00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:14,766 - Wait, you said she slit her wrists. - Look at you, all sweaty. 129 00:09:14,938 --> 00:09:17,690 Isn't it cute how she perspires so much? 130 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:21,779 So how's Tina? Has Bette called yet? 131 00:09:22,071 --> 00:09:24,906 Apparently, she walked in on them in their very own bedroom. 132 00:09:26,492 --> 00:09:30,621 Okay, Ms. inside Story, how did Tina find out? 133 00:09:30,789 --> 00:09:33,540 Well, actually, Tonya, she guessed. 134 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:37,540 Because she saw them touching hands, and then she knew everything. 135 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,585 - She could tell by seeing them touch? - Women can do that. 136 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,086 Yeah, especially dykes. 137 00:09:43,259 --> 00:09:44,967 I don't know what Bette was thinking. 138 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:47,508 I mean, you don't step out on a woman like Tina... 139 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,969 ...for somebody who hammers planks for a living. 140 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:53,475 Are you saying that it would've been okay if Candace had a better job? 141 00:09:53,645 --> 00:09:56,052 - It's not our business. - Look, Bette loves Tina. 142 00:09:56,231 --> 00:09:59,565 - There's no doubt about it. - So then why can't they work it out? 143 00:09:59,735 --> 00:10:01,775 It's a sex thing, and Bette can't help it. 144 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:05,315 So if it's just a sex thing then you can get it under control, right? 145 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:08,362 Women can control it. Men are controlled by their peckers. 146 00:10:08,536 --> 00:10:10,612 There's no difference between men and women. 147 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:13,326 This is a perfect example or she'd have called it off. 148 00:10:13,499 --> 00:10:16,583 Bette is still schtupping the carpenter? 149 00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:18,911 - I feel so awful for Tina. - Guys... 150 00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:21,246 Bette better get that pecker under control. 151 00:10:21,424 --> 00:10:22,799 Guys! 152 00:10:27,138 --> 00:10:29,926 You know those skinny Japanese ones? 153 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,389 They don't really look like mushrooms, you know? 154 00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:35,134 They kind of look more like noodles or something. 155 00:10:35,313 --> 00:10:40,141 I never know what to do with them. 156 00:10:40,318 --> 00:10:41,350 What? 157 00:10:41,528 --> 00:10:45,146 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What were you saying? 158 00:10:46,158 --> 00:10:49,075 - I was talking about mushrooms. - Right, right. 159 00:10:49,244 --> 00:10:53,076 - Do you like mushrooms? - Selectively. 160 00:10:53,248 --> 00:10:54,742 You? 161 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,956 They... They really do scare me. 162 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:01,379 God, I remember in third grade there was this beautiful girl. 163 00:11:01,549 --> 00:11:02,924 God, gorgeous. 164 00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:07,007 Her name was Miriam, and she had this wild mushroom... 165 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:10,762 ...and was in hospital for three weeks, you know, this allergic reaction... 166 00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:13,259 ...and, God, she missed the relay race. 167 00:11:13,436 --> 00:11:18,181 Wow, I've never actually seen onions on a stem before. 168 00:11:18,524 --> 00:11:20,896 - Do they taste different? - Smell them. 169 00:11:22,111 --> 00:11:24,151 Oh, that's very strong. 170 00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:27,156 You wanna fuck her right here... 171 00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:29,899 ...or you both wanna come back to my place? 172 00:11:30,913 --> 00:11:32,455 Gene! 173 00:11:32,623 --> 00:11:35,244 - I don't think my roommate's home. - No, no... I'm sorry. 174 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,881 Okay, what's going on? 175 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,041 I didn't pressure you into this, all right? 176 00:11:44,218 --> 00:11:47,634 You said you wanted to keep seeing me, so... 177 00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:49,133 - Yeah, I know. - What is it? 178 00:11:49,306 --> 00:11:52,141 - And I said that I like you. - That's really nice, you know. 179 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:55,096 I like you too, but we don't have sex. 180 00:11:55,437 --> 00:11:56,766 Okay? There it is. 181 00:11:56,939 --> 00:11:59,645 I'd like to be having sex with the woman I cook for. 182 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:02,854 Make mix tapes for you... You don't wanna have sex. 183 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:07,358 And I know why. It's because you're gay, all right? 184 00:12:07,534 --> 00:12:13,287 That's it. I'm sorry to break it to you, you are a girl-loving, full-on lesbian. 185 00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:21,628 - I don't think that's for you to say. - Well, deal with it, all right? 186 00:12:21,798 --> 00:12:23,422 Good luck. 187 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:46,905 - Are we ever gonna talk about this? - Talk about what? 188 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:55,496 - Okay. - Hold on. 189 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,912 It was a mistake, right? 190 00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:08,836 - If you say so. - Well, what about you? 191 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:12,465 - Do you have anything to say? - You were the one who kissed me first. 192 00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:16,426 I kind of remember you kissing me back. 193 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,979 After you started it. 194 00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:28,354 So if I was to kiss you again...? 195 00:13:49,889 --> 00:13:52,510 Oh, you know. 196 00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:54,557 You know. 197 00:13:55,353 --> 00:13:58,971 Oh, Alice will know. Alice, what's the...? 198 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,225 A booking agency, not Smashbox, but... 199 00:14:01,402 --> 00:14:02,730 Fred Segal hair and makeup? 200 00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:05,572 Tonya, it's cool. The agency is fine. They got me a job. 201 00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:07,981 Who's the client? 202 00:14:08,158 --> 00:14:10,732 - Arianna someone. - Arianna Huffington? 203 00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:13,663 Yeah. She... She wrote a book. 204 00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:15,740 She's doing all these TV talk shows. 205 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:18,205 David Letterman, Jay Leno, Bill O'Reilly? 206 00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:22,291 Arianna Huffington is 50. She's not really your type. She's kind of fancy. 207 00:14:22,464 --> 00:14:24,338 I'm doing her hair, Al, not fucking her. 208 00:14:24,508 --> 00:14:26,251 Oh, because the old Shane would've. 209 00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:29,715 Well, in that case, if she's hot... 210 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:35,181 Honey, Shane is doing Arianna Huffington. 211 00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:38,390 You're doing Arianna Huffington? She's 50, Shane. 212 00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,225 Her hair. 213 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,357 Look, it's great, Shane. it is. 214 00:14:42,527 --> 00:14:46,145 If things go well with Arianna, maybe you can get some film clients. 215 00:14:46,322 --> 00:14:48,362 You could go on location. You could travel. 216 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,276 - That would be cool. - That's great. 217 00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:52,617 I gotta go, you guys. 218 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,827 Don't worry, I'm not going to ask to join you. 219 00:15:01,004 --> 00:15:04,006 I know that you all probably think I'm a monster. 220 00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:06,748 I just... I have something that I need to say to Tina. 221 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,175 - Do you want us to go? - No. 222 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:13,182 If you have something to say, say it here. 223 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:17,394 Tina... 224 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:23,568 ...l didn't try to see you or call you until now... 225 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:28,777 ...because I wanted to make sure that I could do what you asked of me. 226 00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:32,700 I promise I am not ever going to see her again. 227 00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:35,029 I am not ever going to speak to her again. 228 00:15:35,207 --> 00:15:38,326 I am not ever going to think about her again. 229 00:15:41,338 --> 00:15:43,330 I miss you. 230 00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:46,837 More than that, I need you. 231 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:51,802 I don't think that I can... I don't think that I can live without you. 232 00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:59,053 It is completely and totally over. 233 00:16:06,406 --> 00:16:08,445 When did you end it? 234 00:16:08,616 --> 00:16:11,285 This morning. I told her you were the love of my life... 235 00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:15,497 ...and I didn't know what I was doing, and I must've gone temporarily insane. 236 00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:19,497 Did you tell her in person or on the phone? 237 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,499 Why does that matter? 238 00:16:22,672 --> 00:16:27,215 Because I drove by the house at 2 a.m. and your car wasn't there. 239 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:32,047 Did you fuck all night before you told her I was the love of your life? 240 00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:52,318 Rentals are the cash cow of the business... 241 00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:55,164 ...but my real love is picture cars. 242 00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:58,000 - Picture cars? - Yeah, for the movies. 243 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,709 Oh, yeah. 244 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,703 A director will come in and tell me... 245 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:05,580 ...he wants Billy Bob in the souped-up, Hemi Under Glass Bob Riggle drove... 246 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,795 ...in the stock car races in Jersey when he was a kid, you know? 247 00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:12,719 He'll want the slicks and the scoops and the Pink Panther flames... 248 00:17:12,891 --> 00:17:15,464 ...exactly like he remembers it in his head. 249 00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:19,855 Ivan, you are speaking a foreign language to me. 250 00:17:20,023 --> 00:17:22,893 And you know what that does to a girl. 251 00:17:23,568 --> 00:17:26,902 Let's go inside. I got something I wanna show you. Come on. 252 00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:31,156 By driving into the wall of the hotel parking garage? 253 00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:34,032 Doesn't sound like a very serious suicide attempt to me. 254 00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:36,530 Yeah, but that's the talk at the Planet. 255 00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,285 You know, I feel so bad... 256 00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:41,709 ...because I didn't know she was hurting that much. 257 00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:45,877 I know, I know. Let go and let God. 258 00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:53,046 Oh, " lvan Aycock: vintage restorer to the stars." 259 00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:56,889 That's the bomb. I had no idea. 260 00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,472 This is your office. 261 00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:02,809 Look, I invited you here because I have a little present for you. 262 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:10,532 - Oh, lvan, I ca... - it's not what you think. 263 00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,617 Open it. 264 00:18:21,503 --> 00:18:23,246 Okay... 265 00:18:24,673 --> 00:18:29,216 This is the key to my apartment. I live two blocks from the Planet. 266 00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:33,170 I just want you to feel free to stop by anytime you need a break from work. 267 00:18:33,348 --> 00:18:35,757 Oh, lvan, it's not a done deal yet. 268 00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:39,969 I still have to go to the bank tomorrow, and have my meeting, and then... 269 00:18:40,148 --> 00:18:42,473 ...l have a lot to work out with Marina's family. 270 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,900 Her mom is some kind of damn contessa. 271 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:50,613 She may be a contessa, but as far as I'm concerned... 272 00:18:50,992 --> 00:18:55,155 ...Kit, you're a queen. Don't you forget it. 273 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:08,879 What's this one for? 274 00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:24,731 That looks like my car. 275 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,479 Sort of. 276 00:19:26,695 --> 00:19:28,937 I did a little work on it. 277 00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:31,151 A little? 278 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:36,035 A little restoration to help you celebrate getting your license restored. 279 00:19:37,415 --> 00:19:40,500 No one's ever done anything like that for me. 280 00:19:42,212 --> 00:19:44,584 I don't know how to thank you. 281 00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,884 Not yet. 282 00:19:57,352 --> 00:19:58,894 Why? 283 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:04,015 Because you're not sure, and I want you... 284 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,644 ...to be sure. 285 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,148 Come on, gorgeous, let's go take it for a spin. Come on. 286 00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:26,876 Oh, yes. 287 00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:32,584 Oh, my God. it looks fabulous. 288 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,308 So Oberlin's supposed to be a really great school. 289 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,971 Yeah, it's a great team. 290 00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:47,060 Coach Haspel. 291 00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:49,111 They want me there a week from Monday... 292 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,950 ...so I'll give myself five days to drive to Ohio. 293 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,445 Right. 294 00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,572 Hey, are you still gonna get your teaching certificate? 295 00:20:56,747 --> 00:20:59,238 Maybe. Did you find an apartment yet? 296 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,037 No. it's so depressing, Tim. 297 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,832 You should stay here. Take over the lease. 298 00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:06,796 Oh, no. 299 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,801 I can't afford the rent on this house. 300 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,003 What about your new job? 301 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:16,723 Waitresses at Hank-59 do not get paid that much. 302 00:21:16,893 --> 00:21:19,929 Think about it. The rent's paid up through the end of the month. 303 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:23,022 Are you serious? You'd actually let me stay here? 304 00:21:24,901 --> 00:21:27,522 Yeah, what, I'm gonna kick you out on principle? 305 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:31,152 Are you serious, Tim? 306 00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,193 That would be amazing. 307 00:21:34,368 --> 00:21:38,498 The thing is, I just... I need to focus right now, because I'm just, like... 308 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:43,411 And... Okay, Charlotte Birch is teaching this master class at CU... 309 00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:46,043 ...and I'm just trying to get in, you know. 310 00:21:46,215 --> 00:21:50,082 Whatever. I'm just having the worst time with my writing. I'm just... 311 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:53,922 I don't know, I'm just feeling kind of blocked. 312 00:22:07,319 --> 00:22:11,484 " How every time one person has sex with another person... 313 00:22:11,658 --> 00:22:15,702 ...each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked... 314 00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:21,327 ...how that links us all into an infinite network of human connections." 315 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:28,381 " Each of their previous sexual encounters is evoked... 316 00:22:28,550 --> 00:22:33,757 ...how that links us into an infinite network of human connections." 317 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:48,527 What Jane understood was that her parents were fighting again. 318 00:22:48,696 --> 00:22:52,740 Their human connection, tenuous the night before... 319 00:22:52,908 --> 00:22:55,316 ...now wearing dangerously thin. 320 00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:57,993 Don't leave. 321 00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:11,969 Hey. 322 00:23:12,262 --> 00:23:13,840 Hey, Bette. 323 00:23:14,014 --> 00:23:15,757 Hi, Tim. 324 00:23:16,308 --> 00:23:19,558 - I just wanna say goodbye. - Oh, yeah? You going somewhere? 325 00:23:19,728 --> 00:23:21,471 Ohio. 326 00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:25,432 - Ohio? Really? For how long? - I took a job there. 327 00:23:25,609 --> 00:23:27,851 I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. 328 00:23:28,028 --> 00:23:30,982 So good luck. 329 00:23:31,156 --> 00:23:34,821 Shit, wait. Tim, I'm sorry. 330 00:23:34,993 --> 00:23:38,409 - I didn't know you were moving away. - Don't worry about it. it's fine. 331 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:43,534 You're...? Wait, you're moving to Ohio for good? 332 00:23:43,711 --> 00:23:47,791 I don't know if it's for good, but yeah. 333 00:23:49,509 --> 00:23:52,426 Look, I just... 334 00:23:53,012 --> 00:23:55,171 I'm glad I got to know you. 335 00:23:55,431 --> 00:23:58,005 Well, I'm glad I got to know you too, Tim. 336 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,934 I'll miss you. 337 00:24:01,104 --> 00:24:03,773 Yeah, who knows, maybe some other poor sucker... 338 00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:07,024 ...will move in here with his sexually confused girlfriend... 339 00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:10,314 ...and you can introduce them to one of your predatory friends... 340 00:24:10,489 --> 00:24:13,858 ...and she can seduce her, and his whole life can fall apart. 341 00:24:14,034 --> 00:24:15,445 She tried to kill herself. 342 00:24:15,953 --> 00:24:19,535 She tried to drive her car off the P.C.H. or something. 343 00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:22,411 - Marina? - I mean, I can't blame you... 344 00:24:22,584 --> 00:24:24,292 ...if you're not sorry for her. 345 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:28,589 No, I mean... I wouldn't wish that on anyone. 346 00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:35,925 You just... You never expect your life to throw you so totally off plan. 347 00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:37,841 You know what I mean? 348 00:24:38,725 --> 00:24:41,396 Yeah. I think I do. 349 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,888 Is Tina around? I'd like to say goodbye to her. 350 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,233 No, she's not here. 351 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,772 Well, if I don't see her, would you tell her I said goodbye? 352 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:54,071 Yeah, sure. 353 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,244 Hey. 354 00:26:33,553 --> 00:26:34,881 - Hey. - Hey. 355 00:26:35,054 --> 00:26:36,846 - I'm Shane. - Hi, Shane. I'm Arianna. 356 00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:38,343 Hey, Arianna. 357 00:26:38,516 --> 00:26:40,425 - I like what you're wearing. - Thank you. 358 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,642 Who do you dress for? 359 00:26:45,733 --> 00:26:47,392 Myself. 360 00:26:47,776 --> 00:26:50,730 And a girlie sometimes, but mostly me. 361 00:26:50,904 --> 00:26:53,989 - So you're gay? - Totally, yes. 362 00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:55,866 I was at a dinner the other night... 363 00:26:56,034 --> 00:26:59,450 ...and someone said that dykes are the new fags. 364 00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:01,828 What do you think about that? 365 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,291 I think people like to categorize things too much. 366 00:27:06,962 --> 00:27:08,955 So, what's your book about? 367 00:27:09,131 --> 00:27:11,704 - This country, politics. - Yeah? 368 00:27:11,884 --> 00:27:14,423 My ideas about how to make the world better. 369 00:27:14,596 --> 00:27:15,971 Good for you. 370 00:27:16,139 --> 00:27:19,424 What about you, Shane? What do you want? 371 00:27:20,018 --> 00:27:21,927 Well, I haven't really thought about it. 372 00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:24,012 What about love? 373 00:27:24,314 --> 00:27:26,556 No, love's a bitch. 374 00:27:27,066 --> 00:27:28,940 I'd rather have a good time and move on. 375 00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:32,064 All right, Ms. Huffington. Here's your soy latte. 376 00:27:34,032 --> 00:27:37,317 - Can I get you anything? - No, thank you. 377 00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,403 Just let me know if you change your mind. 378 00:27:39,913 --> 00:27:40,992 I'm Carmen. 379 00:27:41,915 --> 00:27:44,158 - Hey, Carmen. I'm Shane. - Hi. 380 00:27:48,047 --> 00:27:49,624 See you. 381 00:27:58,182 --> 00:28:00,554 - Hey, sorry. - Hi. 382 00:28:02,144 --> 00:28:04,552 Don't worry, I'll be fine. 383 00:28:04,897 --> 00:28:08,183 - But I should be here for you. - Go. 384 00:28:13,239 --> 00:28:17,569 So anyway, this is my day job. 385 00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:20,698 Last week, I PAed at a Fischerspooner video. 386 00:28:20,872 --> 00:28:22,201 - Cool. - I know. 387 00:28:22,374 --> 00:28:24,413 I DJ too. I do Little Temple on Fridays... 388 00:28:24,584 --> 00:28:29,127 ...and then I do a night of old-school body wave and electro... 389 00:28:29,297 --> 00:28:31,788 ...at MRX every other Wednesday. 390 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:33,758 Very cool. 391 00:28:37,514 --> 00:28:41,215 So, what about you? What do you do when you're not doing hair? 392 00:28:41,601 --> 00:28:43,677 What do I do? 393 00:28:45,106 --> 00:28:46,849 Nothing much. 394 00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:49,231 - Hang out. - Yeah. 395 00:28:49,402 --> 00:28:51,062 Whatever. 396 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:55,024 Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. 397 00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:57,820 Got it. 398 00:28:58,286 --> 00:29:01,406 We need final touches on Ms. Huffington. 399 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,666 - Catch you later. - All right. 400 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:10,628 Hey, Shane. 401 00:29:13,426 --> 00:29:15,669 Do you wanna listen to something really cool? 402 00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:19,767 So I heard this mix at the Knitting Factory last week... 403 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:25,141 ...and, I mean, this is exactly where I wanna be in, like, five years from now. 404 00:29:25,522 --> 00:29:29,140 - I like a girl with ambition. - Fuck you. 405 00:29:30,152 --> 00:29:32,987 Okay, if you want. 406 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,191 Where does this lead? 407 00:30:16,367 --> 00:30:18,940 Oh, it was for my father. 408 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,955 I never met him... 409 00:30:22,123 --> 00:30:27,081 ...but supposedly he was some kind of Mayan medicine man. 410 00:30:29,338 --> 00:30:31,580 And how come you never met him? 411 00:30:31,757 --> 00:30:35,589 He died in a motorcycle crash before I was born. 412 00:31:00,036 --> 00:31:02,409 Look, I don't want any talking in here, all right? 413 00:31:02,581 --> 00:31:05,072 What's going on? Can somebody get me a 20 on Shane? 414 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,124 Bob, go to two for me. 415 00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:09,915 That's because I called final touches five minutes ago. 416 00:31:10,088 --> 00:31:11,582 So where's hair? 417 00:31:25,772 --> 00:31:29,057 He'll do a large-scale painting for one of the lobby walls... 418 00:31:29,233 --> 00:31:30,728 ...based on Japanese anime. 419 00:31:31,486 --> 00:31:34,937 - It's an illicit exterior... - Go on. I'm listening. I'm listening. 420 00:31:35,114 --> 00:31:37,107 An illicit exterior installation... 421 00:31:37,283 --> 00:31:40,070 ...just below the Sawtelle 405 freeway overpass. 422 00:31:40,244 --> 00:31:43,448 You know, I saw Noble's performance piece where he crawled naked... 423 00:31:43,623 --> 00:31:47,704 ...across a table, ranting about his weakness and perfidy. 424 00:31:47,878 --> 00:31:49,538 Who do you think's gonna fund that? 425 00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:51,421 I applied to the Ahmanson Foundation. 426 00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:54,342 Never gonna happen. They're way too conservative. 427 00:31:58,639 --> 00:32:02,968 - This is the fifth time she's called. - You tell her to fucking stop calling. 428 00:32:07,523 --> 00:32:11,603 Apply to the Peabody Foundation. They might fund a Noble project. 429 00:32:19,202 --> 00:32:22,037 So you do number three, and I will take two and five. Okay? 430 00:32:22,205 --> 00:32:23,533 - Okay. Are you...? - Yes. 431 00:32:23,706 --> 00:32:25,117 All right. 432 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,580 Hello. How are you? 433 00:32:27,752 --> 00:32:30,160 May I please take your order? 434 00:32:30,338 --> 00:32:34,418 A few questions. Are the burgers made with New Zealand or American beef? 435 00:32:34,592 --> 00:32:37,961 I'd like to substitute feta cheese for the American cheese... 436 00:32:38,138 --> 00:32:41,092 ...and mixed greens for the fries. 437 00:32:42,183 --> 00:32:46,228 Will you please excuse me for a second? I will be right back. 438 00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:48,306 - We'd like to order. - Okay. 439 00:32:48,482 --> 00:32:52,729 - Hi. What's going on? - I wanted to make sure you were okay. 440 00:32:52,903 --> 00:32:57,898 I'm okay. I mean, I'm gonna be a shitty waitress, but I'm okay. 441 00:32:59,994 --> 00:33:03,493 - You haven't heard, obviously. - Haven't heard what? 442 00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:07,290 Marina tried to commit suicide. 443 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:14,963 Yeah. She checked into the Bel-Air Hotel, the presidential suite. 444 00:33:15,134 --> 00:33:18,219 You said she tried. She didn't kill herself? 445 00:33:18,388 --> 00:33:21,757 No. Apparently, the people across the hall heard shouting. 446 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,765 They thought a woman was getting hurt, so they called the front desk. 447 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:28,393 The bellboy found Marina alone in the room... 448 00:33:28,565 --> 00:33:31,899 ...with, like, three bottles of pills, totally out of her skull. 449 00:33:32,068 --> 00:33:34,476 - Oh, poor Marina. - They called me. 450 00:33:36,531 --> 00:33:39,105 I don't know why. I guess my number was in her purse. 451 00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:43,661 I found her mother. I remembered Marina telling me she lives in Umbria. 452 00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:46,079 In a villa. 453 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:51,248 Jen, I feel like maybe I shouldn't say this... 454 00:33:51,422 --> 00:33:53,711 ...but when I got to the hospital... 455 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:57,719 ...she was calling your name. 456 00:34:05,019 --> 00:34:07,059 Miss, we'd like to order. 457 00:34:07,563 --> 00:34:10,268 Pookie, you won't believe this. 458 00:34:14,904 --> 00:34:16,647 Look at this. 459 00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:19,445 - That? - Isn't this beautiful? 460 00:34:19,618 --> 00:34:26,700 "The Jura-Capresso S8 Espresso coffeemaker"? $1999? 461 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:28,784 Tonya, we can't register for that! 462 00:34:28,961 --> 00:34:32,294 Well, a few people might chip in together. 463 00:34:32,464 --> 00:34:35,549 Dana, do not second-guess the generosity of our friends. 464 00:34:35,717 --> 00:34:38,209 Now, look, I wanna show you something at Gearys. 465 00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:44,512 Hello. 466 00:34:44,685 --> 00:34:48,517 - This is Dana Fairbanks. - Hi. Yeah, hi. 467 00:34:50,608 --> 00:34:52,767 I think we should talk. 468 00:34:54,070 --> 00:34:57,273 It's Robbie, my old tennis partner before Harrison. 469 00:34:57,449 --> 00:35:00,948 - I'd love to see you. Where? When? - Honey, look. 470 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:03,325 - We need to think about cut crystal. - Okay. 471 00:35:04,414 --> 00:35:06,038 All right. 472 00:35:06,374 --> 00:35:08,034 How about tomorrow at Runyon Canyon? 473 00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:10,831 How about I meet you at the gate at 10:30? 474 00:35:11,004 --> 00:35:13,411 - It's a little early. - Okay. 475 00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:16,045 - 11? 11 is fine. - Okay, but, you know... 476 00:35:16,217 --> 00:35:19,302 ...with traffic, it might... The 405... 477 00:35:20,139 --> 00:35:24,765 4:00 is good. Four in the afternoon. I'll see you at four in the afternoon. 478 00:35:24,935 --> 00:35:26,727 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 479 00:35:28,522 --> 00:35:32,816 That's okay. No, no, knit away. Just talking. 480 00:35:33,944 --> 00:35:36,862 - Talking on the phone. - Dear... 481 00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:41,194 ...l don't think you're gonna be able to get anybody's head through that thing. 482 00:35:44,997 --> 00:35:49,789 You know, though, I think this would make a really good harness... 483 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,535 ...for a strap-on dildo. 484 00:35:55,926 --> 00:35:58,761 We could at least pretend to be human. 485 00:36:04,226 --> 00:36:06,681 - Let me talk to Tina. - What would you say? 486 00:36:06,853 --> 00:36:11,562 That my sister is a pootie-chasing dog... 487 00:36:11,733 --> 00:36:14,687 ...who deserves to be tied down and whooped upside the head... 488 00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:19,025 ...but it doesn't change the fact that she loves you more than her own life... 489 00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:22,865 ...and that you should finish punishing her, and get back to figuring out... 490 00:36:23,037 --> 00:36:26,572 ...how to live with one another for the next 50 years or more. 491 00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:30,117 You could give it a try. 492 00:36:32,713 --> 00:36:35,039 Now, don't you go and pull a Marina on me now. 493 00:36:35,716 --> 00:36:38,089 - Kit. - I'm just saying. 494 00:36:41,389 --> 00:36:44,674 I read your business plan. it's solid. 495 00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:46,511 I'm happy to cosign on the loan. 496 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,104 - Well, what about the down payment? - Kit, I don't have $50,000. Not liquid. 497 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,769 Not that I can get my hands on. 498 00:36:52,943 --> 00:36:57,486 - Ivan's the only one who could poss... - lvan is not a good idea. 499 00:36:57,656 --> 00:36:58,687 Why is that? 500 00:36:58,866 --> 00:37:01,617 It further confuses an already complicated situation. 501 00:37:01,785 --> 00:37:05,913 You invite lvan to be your partner, lvan takes that as a broader invitation. 502 00:37:06,081 --> 00:37:08,453 That is so typical of you. 503 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:11,295 I have an impossible task to do... 504 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:14,795 ...and I come up with one possible solution, and you diss my solution. 505 00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:17,254 - I'm not dissing you. - What do you call it then? 506 00:37:17,593 --> 00:37:19,466 I'm pointing out a considerable flaw... 507 00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:22,638 ...in what may or may not be a solution in the first place. 508 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:27,469 Well, what makes you think I don't wanna make that invitation? 509 00:37:28,772 --> 00:37:30,598 Because, Kit... 510 00:37:31,441 --> 00:37:33,517 - ...you're straight. - Who says? 511 00:37:33,693 --> 00:37:35,733 - You're not? - I am. 512 00:37:35,904 --> 00:37:37,980 But I don't need you to tell me that. 513 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:41,856 Ivan is the one who gets to say whether he's a man or a woman... 514 00:37:42,035 --> 00:37:44,193 ...and he's telling me he's more of a man. 515 00:37:44,370 --> 00:37:46,197 It doesn't work that way. 516 00:37:46,372 --> 00:37:48,910 Maybe in the world according to Bette... 517 00:37:49,083 --> 00:37:51,835 ...but your world doesn't have the same props it once did. 518 00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,546 You know what I'm saying, sis? 519 00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:59,170 You didn't do anything, Jen. She wasn't right. 520 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,587 I knew it from the moment I met her, you know? 521 00:38:01,764 --> 00:38:03,507 Scoot over. 522 00:38:05,518 --> 00:38:08,056 Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital? 523 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:09,604 - Oh, my God, I'm fine. - Yeah? 524 00:38:09,772 --> 00:38:16,486 Yeah, I'm fine. I fainted. I do that sometimes. it's fine. 525 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:21,195 - I hope someone's looking after her. - Someone's looking after you. 526 00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,616 How's that? 527 00:38:25,789 --> 00:38:28,327 My mom used to put these compresses on my forehead. 528 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:31,417 Don't tell me I remind you of a dysfunctional mother. 529 00:38:31,586 --> 00:38:35,584 I don't know if she was dysfunctional. Who can say if a mom's good or bad? 530 00:38:36,007 --> 00:38:39,341 - How's your apartment hunt coming? - So shitty. 531 00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:45,300 For practically, like, $1000, I can live in a hovel underneath the freeway. 532 00:38:45,725 --> 00:38:48,263 And Tim was like, "You could take over the lease"... 533 00:38:48,437 --> 00:38:51,391 ...but there's no way that I could afford it, so... 534 00:38:51,857 --> 00:38:53,566 I have a proposition for you. 535 00:38:55,361 --> 00:38:57,567 Why don't you move in with me? 536 00:38:59,657 --> 00:39:02,907 You know, it's totally rent-controlled, two bedroom. 537 00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:05,158 I afford it easily. You won't have to pay. 538 00:39:07,165 --> 00:39:09,074 I can't. 539 00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:11,917 I think we could be happy, Jen. 540 00:39:18,050 --> 00:39:20,126 So, what's up? 541 00:39:21,095 --> 00:39:22,258 I wanted to ask... 542 00:39:22,430 --> 00:39:25,598 ...if you could be out of the house for a couple of hours tonight. 543 00:39:25,768 --> 00:39:28,685 Because Tina needs to come by and pick up some of her things. 544 00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:31,226 - She's running out of clothes. - It's her house. 545 00:39:31,398 --> 00:39:33,889 She can come by anytime she wants. 546 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,309 You know that's not true. 547 00:39:38,322 --> 00:39:42,734 You know, what I did, Alice, I couldn't help myself. 548 00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:44,238 How does that work? 549 00:39:44,411 --> 00:39:47,780 Because it's kind of an act of free will. 550 00:39:47,956 --> 00:39:51,041 You know, I exhausted every ounce of will I had... 551 00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:52,918 ...and I still couldn't stop myself. 552 00:39:53,086 --> 00:39:54,961 - Did you fall in love? - No, I love Tina. 553 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:58,714 - Tina's the only one I'm in love with. - But you're sitting on Candy's face? 554 00:39:58,885 --> 00:40:01,293 I'm not. I told you, I ended it as soon as I could. 555 00:40:01,471 --> 00:40:04,306 As soon as you could? What are you, like, a sex addict now? 556 00:40:04,474 --> 00:40:06,301 No, I'm not a sex addict. Jesus, Alice. 557 00:40:06,476 --> 00:40:09,643 I think calling sex an addiction is an excuse for bad behaviour... 558 00:40:09,813 --> 00:40:13,395 ...and I know that I behaved badly, but I'll take responsibility for it. 559 00:40:13,566 --> 00:40:16,935 - No, you behaved really badly. - I know that it sounds like an excuse... 560 00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:19,188 ...but the fact is she disappeared on me. 561 00:40:19,364 --> 00:40:22,199 She was depressed and completely wrapped up in herself. 562 00:40:22,367 --> 00:40:25,618 I tried to talk to her about it, but she completely shut me out. 563 00:40:26,705 --> 00:40:28,912 - For how long? - Two or three months. 564 00:40:29,834 --> 00:40:32,503 Out of seven years? I think you could've waited. 565 00:40:32,670 --> 00:40:35,505 She abandoned me as much as I abandoned her. We both did it. 566 00:40:35,673 --> 00:40:37,879 Yeah, but only one of you was having an orgasm. 567 00:40:40,428 --> 00:40:41,838 Fuck you, Alice. 568 00:40:43,556 --> 00:40:45,762 Just be out of the house. 569 00:41:24,973 --> 00:41:27,097 Ivan, it's me. 570 00:41:29,145 --> 00:41:31,303 I'm a little early. 571 00:41:38,863 --> 00:41:41,484 In fact, I'm a lot early. 572 00:41:41,949 --> 00:41:46,161 I wanted to talk to you about something that I'm very nervous about... 573 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:48,867 ...because you've been so generous. 574 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:12,855 Ivan. 575 00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:21,275 Ivan, I am so sorry. Look, I didn't see anything. 576 00:42:27,497 --> 00:42:31,080 - Kit... - I'll wait for you in the other room. 577 00:42:32,752 --> 00:42:34,081 Kit, I think you should go. 578 00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:36,412 Ivan, I will wait until you get dressed, okay? 579 00:42:36,589 --> 00:42:40,373 I really need to talk to you, because this thing that happened... 580 00:42:40,552 --> 00:42:44,170 Kit! Listen, okay? I want you to leave. 581 00:42:44,347 --> 00:42:47,182 Do you understand? Go. 582 00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:55,732 Fuck! 583 00:43:20,468 --> 00:43:22,923 So you were saying...? 584 00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:28,054 Well, I was saying it's obvious there's something going on between us. 585 00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:31,642 - What do you think it is? - I don't know. 586 00:43:31,813 --> 00:43:34,055 Do you have any ideas? 587 00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:37,233 Maybe. I don't know. 588 00:43:38,195 --> 00:43:40,567 Maybe we're attracted to each other. 589 00:43:42,741 --> 00:43:45,861 Yeah, maybe. Yeah. 590 00:43:49,623 --> 00:43:51,532 Yeah, okay. 591 00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:54,246 Maybe if we admit that we're attracted to each other... 592 00:43:54,419 --> 00:43:58,252 You know, sometimes admitting a taboo takes the power out of it. 593 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:03,345 I admit it. I'm attracted to you. 594 00:44:05,264 --> 00:44:07,174 - How long have you been? - I don't know. 595 00:44:07,350 --> 00:44:10,019 I never realized it before. 596 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,641 Okay, go on. it's your turn. 597 00:44:15,483 --> 00:44:17,855 I admit I'm attracted to you. 598 00:44:23,282 --> 00:44:24,611 What does it mean? 599 00:44:24,784 --> 00:44:27,489 Well, it doesn't have to mean anything. 600 00:44:27,662 --> 00:44:30,783 I mean, being attracted to someone is no big deal. 601 00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,200 - It's just an attraction. - Right. 602 00:44:33,377 --> 00:44:37,837 We just... We have to agree not to act on it. 603 00:44:38,006 --> 00:44:39,833 Okay, how do we do that? 604 00:44:40,008 --> 00:44:43,792 Well, we just took the first step. We took the power out of it. 605 00:44:47,432 --> 00:44:49,472 I think we need to take the second step. 606 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:51,683 - Yeah. - Yeah. 607 00:44:52,062 --> 00:44:53,687 Okay. 608 00:44:55,441 --> 00:44:57,517 - We need to counteract it. - All right. 609 00:44:57,693 --> 00:45:01,442 We just need to avoid all situations where we find each other attractive. 610 00:45:01,614 --> 00:45:04,699 We need, like, rules of un-attraction. 611 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,026 Okay, like never be alone together... 612 00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:09,326 ...in places like the bathroom at the Planet. 613 00:45:09,497 --> 00:45:11,869 Right. Never be alone together. 614 00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:14,330 Especially never be alone together... 615 00:45:14,502 --> 00:45:16,910 ...in places where there's, like, a bed or a couch. 616 00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:19,626 Right, or a table. 617 00:45:19,799 --> 00:45:21,591 - Or a floor. - Yeah. 618 00:45:21,759 --> 00:45:25,378 - Or the back seat of a car. - That'd be good. That wouldn't be good. 619 00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:29,091 Okay, you need to stop showing up at the Planet after you've worked out... 620 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,767 ...when you're all sweaty and your veins are popping all over the place. 621 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:36,557 You like that? Tonya hates that. 622 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,517 - You can't wear those shirts anymore. - What shirts? 623 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,403 You know, the ones where... 624 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:45,439 ...they cling to you in some places and fall off you in others. 625 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:50,699 - Fuck you. - Okay, that's totally against the rules. 626 00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:54,115 - Come on, Al. - Wait! 627 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,120 Come on, Al. Catch up, Al. Come on, Al. 628 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,038 - Where am I going? - Wait. 629 00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:02,133 Tim. 630 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:09,594 Thanks. 631 00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:12,018 I'd like to keep this one. 632 00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:14,893 I don't want the memory of us to evanesce. 633 00:46:31,916 --> 00:46:34,833 Let's not evanesce. 634 00:47:48,036 --> 00:47:49,863 I needed to see you. 635 00:47:54,876 --> 00:47:58,245 You don't wanna give me anything I need. Okay, that's fair. 636 00:47:58,421 --> 00:48:03,464 Nothing's fair, Bette. You broke everything that meant anything to me. 637 00:48:04,094 --> 00:48:06,467 - Let me fix it. - No. 638 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:10,304 - I won't accept that. - Too bad. 639 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,639 Look, I overestimated myself, all right? 640 00:48:15,815 --> 00:48:18,270 Supporting us both financially, and then... 641 00:48:18,442 --> 00:48:20,898 And then when we lost the baby, I thought that... 642 00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:23,312 ...l had to take on the whole burden. 643 00:48:23,489 --> 00:48:27,617 I thought that I had to absorb your pain and ignore my own. 644 00:48:27,785 --> 00:48:31,451 Well, I hope you had fun blowing off some steam with the carpenter. 645 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,534 Tina! 646 00:49:47,034 --> 00:49:48,493 Hey. 647 00:49:48,994 --> 00:49:51,034 - Hi. - How are you doing? 648 00:49:52,873 --> 00:49:56,621 To tell you the truth, not too good. 649 00:49:56,794 --> 00:49:58,371 Yeah. 650 00:49:59,046 --> 00:50:00,077 Look, I'm sorry. 651 00:50:00,255 --> 00:50:02,628 Don't be sorry, you know. Tell me what's going on. 652 00:50:02,801 --> 00:50:05,967 I wanted to have a good time tonight. I didn't think I'd see you. 653 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,553 Okay, but here I am. 654 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,978 You don't think you could've changed your plan a little? 655 00:50:14,145 --> 00:50:17,561 I don't have a plan. That's the point. 656 00:50:21,069 --> 00:50:22,314 Okay. 657 00:51:11,788 --> 00:51:13,532 Jen. 658 00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:31,885 - Come on. - No. 659 00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:38,138 I don't... This seems wrong. 660 00:51:39,859 --> 00:51:42,564 I don't think this is the way we should... 661 00:51:42,737 --> 00:51:44,979 it's not the way... 662 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:14,600 - That feel good? - Yeah. 663 00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:29,988 What are you doing? 664 00:52:31,829 --> 00:52:33,786 I'm gonna go. 665 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,829 I don't wanna wait until morning. 666 00:52:37,669 --> 00:52:38,949 Tim. 667 00:52:42,966 --> 00:52:44,709 Please. 668 00:52:51,349 --> 00:52:53,425 Don't leave. 669 00:53:03,611 --> 00:53:07,277 Fuck! Fuck! 53125

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