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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,313 You don't see me standin' here, man? See me lookin' at you? 2 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:19,228 Get outta the car! I'll take care of you, man! 3 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,078 - 911 emergency. - Hello there. It's me... again. 4 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,994 Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party. 5 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,710 Move it, dickhead! It's only a gas pedal. It's not gonna bite. 6 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,671 - Hang on, Benny. Here we go. - Whoa! 7 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,354 - Would you slow down? - Come on! 8 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,357 Aw, look at this. 9 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,875 - It's D for drive, shithead! - Fuck you! 10 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,470 There oughta be a goddamn law, driving without a brain! 11 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,677 Out of the way! Police business, you got it? 12 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,756 It isn't police business, Moss. You're late for a goddamn date. 13 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,350 You can't be yelling "police business" when it isn't. 14 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,438 It's my business and I'm the police, right? 15 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,471 So go figure. What is this guy doing? 16 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,356 Come on, Moss! 17 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,357 What are you gonna tell the captain? 18 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,153 "Sorry about the 45 people I killed. I was horny. " 19 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,113 We've only been out a few times, me and Susan. 20 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,550 No one I've met since my divorce stuck around for a second date. 21 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,069 Maybe it's something about my personality. 22 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,039 Up yours, asshole! 23 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,115 Goddamn it! 24 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:24,153 Susan's different. I think she's the one. I even quit smoking for her. 25 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,511 Hey, you asshole! What's the matter? 26 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:32,316 - Goddamn it, what is this? A conspiracy? - It's a billboard. 27 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,073 What's-his-face. The new Nick Lang movie. I really love that guy. 28 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,358 I hate him. He's in my way. Bad enough he's up there and we're stuck down here. 29 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,358 Party Crasher spotted at a dance club on 46th. 30 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,869 No, not tonight! 31 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,992 I got a date! Shit, shit, shit! 32 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,673 Hey, hey! We're working here! 33 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,550 # I'm rockin' my peers puttin' suckers in fear 34 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,433 # Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon 35 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,788 # Listen to the bass go boom 36 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,399 # Explosion 37 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,589 # Overpowerin' 38 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,676 # Over the competition I'm towerin' 39 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,030 # Wreckin' shop when I drop these lyrics 40 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,037 # That'll make you call the cops 41 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:16,192 # Don't you dare stare You better move 42 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,470 # Don't ever compare me to the rest 43 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,397 # That'll all get sliced and diced 44 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,317 # Competition's payin' the price 45 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,237 # I'm gonna knock you out 46 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,396 # Mama said knock you out 47 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,759 He's gonna call us every time he shoots someone? 48 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,791 The man likes an audience. 49 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,673 Grainy, check the back. China, Billy, stay out front. 50 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,918 - We stand out here pullin' our puds? - He might kill someone out here. 51 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,429 I don't have a pud. Pull on yours twice for me. 52 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,314 Said he'd be dressed in black. Shouldn't be that hard to spot. 53 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,193 # Shadow-boxing when I heard you on the radio 54 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,151 # Huh! I just don't know 55 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,073 # What made you forget that I was raw 56 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,872 # But now I got a new tour 57 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,275 # I'm goin' insane, startin' the hurricane 58 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,789 # Releasin' pain, lettin' you know 59 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,310 # You can't gain or maintain unless you say my name 60 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,509 # Rippin', killin' 61 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,631 # Diggin' and drillin' a hole 62 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,795 # Pass the Old Gold 63 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,997 # Shotgun blasts are heard 64 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,032 # When I rip and kill at will 65 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,720 # The man of the hour, tower of power 66 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,829 # I'll devour 67 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,838 # I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand 68 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,030 # That I'm not your average man 69 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,312 Billy, you got him? 70 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:47,592 China, where is he? Where is he? I don't see him! 71 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,028 There! 72 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:51,995 Damn it. 73 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,070 Damn it, he's right there. Billy! 74 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,196 Billy, the tow truck! 75 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,676 Hey! Come here, you prick. 76 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,552 Ow! Damn it. 77 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,150 - Whoa! - Hey, asshole! 78 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,511 You drive. I wanna shoot him! 79 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,109 Come on! We jingle it, baby. Come on, let's roll. Come on! 80 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,592 You son of a bitch! 81 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,789 - Chill! Wait for me get my gun out. - Don't tell me how to drive, Billy. 82 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,916 There he is! 83 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,589 - Come on! Shit! - Jumpin' Jesus. 84 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,518 Billy, shoot him. Kill this asshole. 85 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:13,591 I would if you'd get out of the way, you tow-truck-drivin' motherfuckin' supercop! 86 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,756 I don't give a shit. Shoot him. 87 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,351 You like it? You're gonna die! 88 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,869 You're gonna die. If I ever get out of this, you're gonna die. 89 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,558 Woo-woo-woo! 90 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,876 Uh-oh. Oh, boy. 91 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,551 Shoot him! Shoot him! 92 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,596 Damn it! Shoot him again, Billy. 93 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,078 Don't pull it. Oh, no! Goddamn it! 94 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,710 Oh, it's gonna hurt. Ow! 95 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,715 Yahoo! You see that, sucker? 96 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:13,674 Excuse me, Lieutenant. Care for a cigarette? 97 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,189 Oh, shit! 98 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,319 Bye! 99 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:25,516 You son of a bitch! 100 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,956 Oh, man. 101 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,912 I hate that guy. 102 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,991 No one talks that way to Joe Gunn. 103 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,356 Look who's back in town. 104 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,277 Where there's fire, there's smoke. 105 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,789 Where there's smoke, there's Joe Gunn. 106 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,876 He hates bad guys. 107 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,991 Gunn, I'm gonna kill ya. 108 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,350 He loves bad girls. 109 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,675 Joe, you gotta help me! 110 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,793 This time, he's tracking a killer halfway around the globe. 111 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,354 He can't be stopped. 112 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,872 Hang on! I'm coming. 113 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,191 And he never quits. 114 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,676 Joe, why don't you quit? These'll kill you. 115 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,995 You kill me, baby. 116 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,997 I want him found. 117 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,189 I want him stopped. 118 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,397 I want him dead. 119 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,958 Gee, it's great to be wanted. 120 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:26,599 Nick Lang is Joe Gunn in "Smoking Gunn II". 121 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,109 Cos you can't keep a good gun down. 122 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,959 Rated R. 123 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,074 - Nickie! - It's crap, Angie. It's crap! 124 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:39,030 It's another big budget, big box-office, Nick Lang, easy-to-flush piece of crap. 125 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,230 Don't throw your People's Choice Award. 126 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,273 When are you gonna come to me with something with relevance... 127 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,392 ...something that doesn't have a Roman numeral in the title? 128 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,677 Did you ever hear of Hamlet I I I? Midsummer's Night IV? 129 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,475 They made Henry V. It won awards for that little Scottish fellow. 130 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,280 - So that's what this is about. - Hi, Nickie! 131 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,439 Me, the agent that mismanaged you all the way to No. 1. 132 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,791 All right. Fine, let's talk about something that matters. 133 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,194 Let's talk about... 134 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,108 $1.2 billion in combined ticket sales. 135 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,835 Not to mention $7 million pay-or-play, or 12% of the gross. 136 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,430 You've never been bigger. They're bootlegging your movies to Libya. 137 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,189 Fabulous. I've cornered the terrorist market. How am I doing in Iraq? 138 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:27,074 The problem is I'm tired of playing cartoons. 139 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,955 You don't want me to grow up. The studio doesn't want me to grow up. 140 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,389 I'm the only one who wants me to grow up! 141 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,032 Let's cut through it. It's that part, isn't it? 142 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,720 You still wanna play that cop, Ray Casanova. 143 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,274 Casanov, Ray Casanov. And you're damn right. 144 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,960 Come on, Gupta, get the kind with the fresh ones! 145 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,834 Damn right I want to! You know why? Because that's a real guy. 146 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,791 He worries about paying the rent... 147 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,639 ...he bleeds when he gets shot, pukes when he gets sick. 148 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:59,356 Nick! Spielberg's wife just had a baby. Should I send that wine and cheese? 149 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:03,075 Yeah, and some of those muffins and a note, something personal. 150 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,192 Not too personal. He forgot to mention me in his AFI speech. 151 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,276 - Add my name. - OK. 152 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,916 People come to see your movies because you make them happy. 153 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,352 Call me crazy, but I don't see America coming out in droves to see you puke. 154 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,118 Besides, they want Mel Gibson for the role. 155 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,755 - Is it about asses? Is it a butt movie? - Get up, get up. 156 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,236 The director'll be back in two weeks. 157 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,920 - They'll close the deal. - Good afternoon, Mr Lang. 158 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,917 Wait a minute. Did you say two weeks? 159 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,476 Two weeks is perfect. Two weeks is enough. I wanna test for the part. 160 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,352 Test? No, no. 161 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,789 - Ange, listen to me. - You listen to me! 162 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,115 My mind is made up. This means too much to me. 163 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,800 I'll pay for the damn test myself! 164 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,870 They'll try to get you for less, a lot less. 165 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,390 Ange, please, hold it for one second. Let me show you something. 166 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:01,675 Rosalie, please, can you... I got this off the dish last night. You gotta watch it. 167 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,793 Four times this Party Crasher has alerted you... 168 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,354 ...before killing someone, and he still got away. 169 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,870 - You care to comment on that? - Tie your dick in a knot! 170 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,072 Freeze! Slow-mo, slow-mo. 171 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,069 - Isn't that incredible? - Uh-huh. 172 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,070 Research, Ange. 173 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,191 Look at this face. Look at those eyes. 174 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,517 That's my character. That's my guide. That's Ray Casanov. 175 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,200 That's the face of a man who's been to the edge... 176 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,835 ...a man who's tasted fear! - And vomit. 177 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,629 I wanna go to New York tonight. Call the studio. Get 'em to set it up. 178 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,873 I wanna spend two weeks with this guy. I wanna eat, sleep, breathe John Moss. 179 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,719 If I can taste his world, if I can walk his beat... 180 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,593 ...if I can get under his skin, I will nail this part. 181 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,518 - Nickie, I love you. - I love you too, Ange. 182 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,429 Reality check - you can't leave town. Your movie opens Friday. 183 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,438 - So what? - I already booked Johnny, Barbara... 184 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,154 ...Phil, Arsenio. Woo-woo-woo-woo! 185 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,589 Tell 'em to run an old one. They're all the same. 186 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,280 - They just ask about the paternity suit. - Suits. 187 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,994 What if this cop doesn't want you tagging after him? 188 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:12,716 Ange, get real. Two pros exchanging ideas. Why wouldn't he wanna do it? 189 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,717 Bullshit! I mean that with all due respect. 190 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,233 There's no way on earth I am gonna baby-sit some Hollywood rump wrangler. 191 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,478 - I'm on a murder investigation. - You have no vote. You're off the case. 192 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,310 Look at you. You're all busted up. 193 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,034 If it weren't for Lang, you'd be on injured leave. 194 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,435 Christ, you can't pull me off this case. 195 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,279 This Party Crasher has whacked out seven people... 196 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,356 ...four of 'em in front of us! 197 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,835 He's nuts! I looked in his eyes. Know what I saw? 198 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,599 Pleasure. He likes it. He's gonna do it again. Soon. 199 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,837 Moss, you're off. Mayor Dinkins insisted. 200 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,556 Evidently this Hollywood actor asked for you by name. 201 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:53,354 - What? - Yes. Come in. 202 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,358 Benny. Wait for me outside. I gotta talk to you. 203 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,509 All right, here's the story. Pooley takes over for you. 204 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,712 You are breaking in a new partner named Ray Casanov. 205 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,116 The guy just wants to blend in, be another cop on the job... 206 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,196 ...so nobody knows he's Nick Lang. 207 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,357 - Yes, sir. - And Moss, no action. 208 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,916 This guy gets his hair messed up, we're all in deep shit. 209 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,393 Yes, sir. 210 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,432 - Hey, John. - Captain? 211 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,394 You got two ways to deal with this. You got the easy way, you got the hard way. 212 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,991 John, do us all a favour and make the right choice. 213 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,078 - I always do. - Good. 214 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,516 Son of a bitch! 215 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,473 Hi, I'm looking for Lieutenant Moss. 216 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,150 Oh, God. You... 217 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,356 He's over there relaxin'. 218 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,518 - Moss! - What? What? 219 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,716 You got company. 220 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,636 Hi, John. 221 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,869 Susan. Hi, I... 222 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,597 ...didn't expect to see you here this morning. 223 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,674 - Thank you, Billy. - Aw, wanna be alone? 224 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,674 I tried calling you yesterday and this morning. 225 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,509 I got your messages. I would have called you at home, but I lost your number. 226 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,596 That happens. I lost my keys last week. 227 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,952 - Actually, my daughter Bonnie lost it. - You know, kids. 228 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:32,280 Yeah. I wanted to let you know I wasn't mad, even though you didn't show up. 229 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:37,269 I didn't think you were one of those Cro-Magnon jerks who stands people up. 230 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:42,071 - These are yours, right? - No, I quit. I don't smoke. 231 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,593 Hi. 232 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,358 Thank you, Benny. 233 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,754 - Bye. - Bye. 234 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,428 Anyway, I know where you work cos I saw you on the news. 235 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,240 - You did? - Yeah. 236 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,999 Good thing Bonnie didn't see you. I read lips. 237 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,509 Oh, no. That was taken out of context. 238 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,952 Those reporters can be real assholes, real irritating. 239 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,796 Hey, hey. 240 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,749 - I wanted to see how you were doin'. - I'm OK. I'm doing good. 241 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,956 It's not like I wanted to go out... 242 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,197 ...tonight... around 8.00. 243 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,356 Oh! Oh. Yeah, well. 244 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,755 So what are you doing for dinner tonight? 245 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,711 - Tonight? - Around 8.00. 246 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,479 As a matter of fact, I have no plans. 247 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:30,429 Great. I'll call you, and we'll make a plan for a place to go. 248 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,511 OK. All right. 249 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:45,435 Give me a kiss, baby. Take a bow, baby. 250 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,790 Yeah, yeah! Way to go. 251 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,909 Hey, Moss, heard you got yanked. Sorry. 252 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,076 Hey, that's too bad, John. 253 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,394 You gotta be Casanov. 254 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,516 Fucking A. 255 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,517 Hey, Casanov. You look a lot like that actor. 256 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,234 - Yeah, Nick Lang. - Only shorter. 257 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,592 A lot shorter. 258 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,439 OK, ladies, let's get some real work done here. 259 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:19,111 Tea break's over. Party Crasher briefing in the squad room. Let's go. 260 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,471 Psst. 261 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,636 I really am Nick Lang. 262 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,392 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 263 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,996 Aagh! 264 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:45,278 Lieutenant Moss, I haven't been this jazzed since the Golden Globes. 265 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,755 I mean, a cop like you showing me the streets. 266 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,236 The two of us comparing scars. I have had a couple of scrapes myself. 267 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,909 I got rope burns on Smoking Gun II. I chafed for a month. It was terrible. 268 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,157 This place is great. The look, the textures... 269 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,872 ...the aroma. 270 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,549 I mean, it's like a movie, it's so real. 271 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,399 And you don't have to worry about me screwing up. 272 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:10,149 I did my homework. I know police procedures, police lingo... 273 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,236 Hey, homeboy! 274 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:17,279 I'm in great shape. My trainer's got me on Nautilus and the StairMaster... 275 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,630 ...so you don't have to worry about Nick Lang. 276 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,435 Son of a bitch! Caught me off guard there. 277 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,871 You know, Lieutenant, I can't help but notice... 278 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,675 ...that I'm doing most of the talking here, which is fine. 279 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,837 I guess you're not a morning person, and can I relate to that! 280 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,875 Before Esperanza brings me that first cup of cappuccino, I am toast. Forget about it. 281 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,958 It's decaf. My nutritionist is cutting down my caffeine. 282 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,514 Whoa! 283 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,756 Turned a little early there. 284 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,710 I was wondering. In order to capture the essence of the police experience... 285 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,434 ...do I get a gun? 286 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,755 For realism. 287 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,632 I mean, Lieutenant... 288 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,196 ...it's not like I'm gonna use the thing. 289 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,393 Although bullets would be nice. 290 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,433 Not if you tied my tongue to your tailpipe and drove me... 291 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,358 ...naked across a field of broken glass. No, no, no! 292 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,119 - Is this about the actor? - I gave the maggot a chance. 293 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,435 I got to the bathroom and back. 294 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,030 He doesn't belong here. He belongs in never-never land... 295 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,276 ...with his assistants, his maid... 296 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,518 ...and the guy who wipes his ass after he pinches off his loaf, OK? 297 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,712 - This is about the actor. - He wants to carry a loaded weapon. 298 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,518 - Send that little jizzball in here. - Thank you. 299 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,870 Excuse me, gents. Sorry to interrupt. 300 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,275 - Hi, Captain Brix? - Yeah. 301 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,039 Nick Lang. I understand you're in on our secret. 302 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,276 Dave Dinkins sends his best, by the way. 303 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:55,235 Listen, I just wanted to thank you for all your help in making this possible. 304 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,316 I gotta tell you. 305 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,236 My wife's crazy about you. 306 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,517 We are really big fans! 307 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,915 - Well, uh, what's your wife's name? - Norma. 308 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,033 If it wasn't for people like you and Norma, I'd be digging ditches. So, thanks. 309 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,273 Hey. Wow. I just got a great idea. You and Norma... 310 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,197 - Do you have kids? - Uh, no... 311 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,995 You and Norma come out to the coast, see the premiere of the movie. 312 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,350 You can stay at my house with me. 313 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,040 - At your house? - Do you like the beach? 314 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,315 What we talked about, the jizzball thing? 315 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,749 Yeah. Look, um... 316 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:44,271 - Would you sign this? To Norma? - Not a problem. Absolutely. 317 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,554 Norma. 318 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,874 Norma. 319 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,798 Bang, bang... 320 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,195 ...Nick Lang. 321 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,235 Thank you. Thank you. 322 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,233 - If there's anything we can do... - You're doing it. 323 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,993 Thanks. OK. 324 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,076 Thanks, John. 325 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,075 "Bang, bang"? 326 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,589 Get my wife on the phone, would you? 327 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,072 Lieutenant, I was thinking. I don't really need the gun. 328 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,880 It's probably better to wait a couple of days... 329 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,629 ...until I get this cop thing down pat. - What have you got? 330 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,558 Coroner's report on that guy the Party Crasher took out. 331 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,796 Of course, I'm off the case. 332 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,593 Safety bullets, hollow points. That figures. 333 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,790 Custom-made. Look at this thing! 334 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,957 Looks like that Darth Vader thing we took off the Dead Romeos. 335 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,117 Yeah. Are they buying from the same guy the Party Crasher is? 336 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,708 - Check this. - Might have to ask the Dead Romeos. 337 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,752 - Not me, of course. I'm off the case. - Sorry to hear it. 338 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,471 I'll be introducing my new partner, Ray Casanov, to the pleasures of a frog dog. 339 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,398 Frog dog, Ray! Mmm, tasty! 340 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,872 - Frog dog? - Ribbet! 341 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,438 Look at this. I'm moving to Florida, I swear to God. 342 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,279 Get outta the way! 343 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,312 I guess cops can drive as fast as they want, huh? 344 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,875 Look, Moss, let's get on the same page here, OK? 345 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,993 I'm sensing that you're not completely happy with this situation. 346 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,078 That's fine, OK? Cos I'm here for one reason only. 347 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,754 You are the best. You're a heavyweight. 348 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,269 You're a Yoda among cops. 349 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,113 You know Yoda? Little guy, big ears, real smart. 350 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,119 So it doesn't matter what you think of me, cos I have respect for you. 351 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,276 And that is where I'm coming from. 352 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,837 Look, dickwad, I don't give a rat's ass where you're coming from. 353 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,032 - I just care about where you're going. - Good, we're talking. 354 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,754 Where do I drop you off? Where are you staying? 355 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,075 - Give me a name. - I'm staying with you. 356 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,714 Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum. 357 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,879 - I thought this was arranged. - Nobody arranged jackshit with me. 358 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,198 You know, a lot of people would be excited to have Nick Lang in their home. 359 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,072 I'll drop you off at their place. 360 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,553 - Listen. - No! 361 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,670 You listen, you egomaniacal cockroach! 362 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,473 I got yanked off a case so you could be a cop groupie... 363 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,636 ...and now you wanna live in my house? 364 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,958 I got a job to do. I don't have time for anybody in my house, this car, my life... 365 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:24,278 ...who isn't a) a cop or b) the Party Crasher. Got it? 366 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,277 So that's what this is about. You're still after this guy. 367 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,676 Give me the name of a hotel or I bounce your ass out at the next light. 368 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,916 I dunno. Do you think that's a good idea? 369 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,759 I don't think Captain Brix is gonna like it. 370 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,793 I mean, us being separated, you being back on the case. 371 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,150 Although I'm not gonna mention anything... 372 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,034 ...because if you can't trust your partner, who can you trust? 373 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,793 - What is that? - It's a rubber gun. I got it from props. 374 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,354 It'll help me get into character until I get a gun. 375 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,675 Great. Dickless Tracy. 376 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,469 Hey, stay here. 377 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,750 Hey, how come I can't come with you? 378 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,836 Stay. 379 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,512 I sit and roll over, too. 380 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,036 Oh, man. 381 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,674 Oh, this is beautiful. 382 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,756 This is amazing. 383 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,989 Swish. 384 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,674 OK... and tilt. 385 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,238 And... 386 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,349 Huh! 387 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,278 I may have to kill you later. 388 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,475 Hey. 389 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,355 And I looked out, and he was wearing a Mr T starter kit. 390 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,391 You hear this crazy ho? Yo, kill that dumb slut! 391 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,155 Police! 392 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,110 Get over there. Don't fuckin' move! 393 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,190 Let's reacquaint ourselves. I'm Lieutenant John Moss. 394 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,552 For those of you with short attention spans, you are the Dead Romeos. 395 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,353 Not us, Lieutenant. We a reading group. 396 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,871 - Shut up! - Damn, man. 397 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,157 Reading group, huh? These don't look like the classics to me. 398 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,874 Those are just shower gifts, homeboy. 399 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,878 I ain't your homeboy, OK? 400 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,914 You wanna graduate from high school, get decent jobs. 401 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,677 Try white-collar crime, that's where the real money is. 402 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,951 OK, pop quiz. There is a shooter out there. 403 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,595 He's using hollow-point safety slugs in a retooled. 475... 404 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,756 ...beefed-up gun barrel, laser sight. 405 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,596 Kinda like the gun I took off one of you shits at the B&K Liquors. 406 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,870 - It wasn't us, man. - Shh. 407 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,350 Yo, yo. I think the dude thinks he's Babe Ruth. 408 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,513 This is a custom-made gun. It takes a specialist to make such a gun. 409 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,196 - I need a name. - We don't know nothin'. 410 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,834 - Get outta the damn way! - I'm sorry, man. 411 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,837 I couldn't hear that name with the TV. 412 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,716 Joe Gunn is back in "Smoking Gunn II". 413 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,150 Nick Lang is once again Joe Gunn who hates bad guys, loves bad girls. 414 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,871 - Hey, Nick Lang. He's bad. Real bad! - Nick Lang is a faggot. 415 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,195 Yeah, I'm very into environmental causes. 416 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,710 I think a lot of people don't know this. All of my movies... 417 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,990 ...are shot on biodegradable film stock. 418 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:08,396 Hey, Ange. It's me, Nickie. Ange, you're never gonna believe where I am. 419 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,116 No, not the Russian Tea Room. Do me a favour, don't even guess. 420 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,117 I'm in a ghetto. 421 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,391 No, no, it's not a tour. Ange, I'm with Moss. 422 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,399 I'm already in the middle of a murder investigation. Can you believe that? 423 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,990 I'm gonna get this part. I'm soaking this up. You gotta see this place. 424 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:31,035 It's, like, the grit, the dirt, the crime, the human drama - it's all around you. 425 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,470 You can feel it in the air. Hey! Hey! I need that phone! 426 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,469 I'm calling a cop. You know there's a cop right inside there. 427 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,516 Come on. 428 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,279 Shit. 429 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,435 Just hang it up, OK? It's on my bill. 430 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,515 Just... shit! 431 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,035 Name, name. Come on, name. 432 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,636 - Witherspoon. - Are you crazy? 433 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,234 Shut up! Shut up! 434 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:08,433 - Excuse me, I couldn't hear you. Who? - I said the dude's name is Witherspoon. 435 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,835 - Where? - He moves around. Works out of a van. 436 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,635 - He sells guns, whatever kind you want. - Moss! 437 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,436 John, I've been looking all over for you. 438 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,916 They stole my cellular phone and I think it mighta been a gang. 439 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,237 - Hi, guys. Sorry to interrupt. - I told you to wait in the car. 440 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,234 - That kid looks just like Nick Lang. - Only shorter, right? 441 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,870 No, whiter. 442 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,595 Look, John, I'm sorry. It's just that they're real pissed off and... 443 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,076 - I said wait in the car. - Oh, great. 444 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,435 Get down! 445 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,309 Get off my foot! 446 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,676 - I don't see no blood. - Ah, chill, man. 447 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:58,755 Oh, shit! 448 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,272 I got to find my... 449 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,991 I think I lost a contact out there. 450 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,590 You told them I was in there? You led 'em to a rival gang, and to me? 451 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,508 - I was trying to help. - Don't help me. I had to call this in. 452 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,834 10-4. 453 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,474 Over a dozen cops are coming and I gotta explain... 454 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,114 ...what you were doing in a gang war, jackoff! 455 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,435 Was that great? I knew they were a gang. 456 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,393 They had that kind of gang look. I got a knack for this. 457 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,149 You think you got a knack? What was the licence plate of the car? 458 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:33,909 That was, uh... a New York plate. 459 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,996 They're blue, right? 460 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,110 You notice something a little different about our car? 461 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,188 - They stole my bags! - You shoulda locked 'em in the trunk. 462 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,278 You know, all my clothes were in those bags. All my stuff! 463 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,356 At least they didn't steal your rubber gun. 464 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,790 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. 465 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,354 Look at this. Look at this. 466 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,870 This could be a clue. I think they're in this bar. 467 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,156 - So? - So you gotta go in there. 468 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,714 - You gotta get my stuff. - "Gotta"? 469 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,357 "Gotta"? Listen, Nick. May I call you Nick? 470 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,596 I'd be happy to help you with your problem... 471 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,915 ...but, first, you gotta fill out a form. 472 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,033 Then I gotta get assigned to the case. Then you gotta wait a few days, or weeks. 473 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,550 Fine. If that's the way you wanna be about it, that's great. 474 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,989 Don't worry about it. I'll go in there. 475 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,078 - I'll get my stuff. - I cannot wait. 476 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,789 Gee, Moss, we gotta stop meeting like this. 477 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,435 Look, Benny. I'd appreciate it if you left me out of the report. 478 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,629 Hi, Grainy. 479 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,880 The captain might not like it, me getting the new guy shot at on his first day. 480 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,036 - Is that all he wouldn't like? - What? 481 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,278 If I didn't know you better, I'd say your mind was still on the Party Crasher case. 482 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,631 - It's a good thing you know me better. - Yeah, good thing. 483 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,794 So where is Casanov? 484 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,551 They didn't have 'em. 485 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,636 And stay the fuck out! 486 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,318 It's been a bad day. 487 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,390 Look at the love boat. 488 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,438 You sure impound didn't have anything more low-profile? 489 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,632 - Frog dog, Billy. - I'll have a frog dog too, Billy. 490 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,236 Hi, Bonnie. Is your mother home? 491 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,874 No, this isn't Mr Tibor. This is... 492 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,753 No, it's not Frankie either. 493 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,032 No, it's not Alphonse. What are these? Like, guys your mom works with? 494 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,035 No, this is John Moss. 495 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,435 Ah. Well... hello? 496 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,877 OK, then I'll call back later. OK, bye. 497 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,875 - Yo, Bill. - How ya doin', Lieutenant? 498 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,234 Frog dog, huh! 499 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,915 Next time, invite the kid. 500 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,396 - What? - On your date. 501 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,110 Bring the daughter along. 502 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,513 I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about. 503 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,715 Oh, do you have any Grey Poupon? 504 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,314 A single mother. Daughter never had a dad. 505 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,199 Doesn't trust men, especially ones around her mom. 506 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,871 You wanna get next to this woman, but you can't catch a break from the kid. 507 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,155 I know, it's a gift. 508 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,073 Why would I wanna bring the daughter along? 509 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,954 Never mind. What the hell am I talking about this with you for? 510 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,591 - Banzai! - Konnichiwa. 511 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,360 - Oh, Bill. - Oh, Bill. 512 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,480 Good stuff. You eat like this all the time? 513 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,389 Probably not the best idea... 514 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,797 ...from a health point of view. 515 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,388 You know, if you... 516 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,830 ...be good to your bowels, then they will be good to you. 517 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,996 Your nutritionist, right? 518 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,429 Do you want her number, John? 519 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,592 Bravo, Bill! 520 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,870 Oh, Bill, good. 521 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,076 OK. Knock that shit off, all right? 522 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,430 It's like carrying a goddamn mirror around. 523 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,870 Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me. 524 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,877 - I'm trying to quit, anyway. - Me too. 525 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,514 And don't quit like me either. All right? 526 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,474 - John, an actor's job is to... - Lang, I don't care. 527 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,273 All right! Just stop! 528 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,595 All right. OK. 529 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,876 Tell me about the Party Crasher. 530 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,152 What's this guy's programme? He kills four people right in front of you? 531 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,555 - What does it take to do that? - The guy's nuts. 532 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,719 Too many birds in his antenna. I dunno what the hell it takes. He's crazy. 533 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,389 - You ever kill anybody? - Counting today? 534 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,231 John, my character kills a guy, probably an innocent bystander. 535 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,669 - I wanna know what that's like. - You can't. 536 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,678 Open up! I wanna know what it's like to be inside your skin. 537 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,633 I don't want you inside my skin! 538 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,354 It's private. What's in there belongs to me. 539 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:11,031 You won't learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and asking questions. 540 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,273 We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do. 541 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,517 When a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket... 542 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,871 ...he knows he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. 543 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,788 That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun. 544 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,356 You go back to your million-dollar house, your bimbos and blow jobs. 545 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,471 You get 17 takes to get it right. 546 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,678 We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. 547 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,597 We mess it up and we're dead. 548 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,112 Fuck, was that great! I'm so... 549 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:48,519 Look, John. Can you just do that one more time for me? Please? 550 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,796 John! Oh, well. 551 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,910 John Moss, meaning of life. 552 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,116 John! 553 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,788 Fourth squad lieutenant. Homicide in the churchyard. Party Crasher MO. 554 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,436 Stay here. 555 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,030 - What have you got? - Same story. 556 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,517 The prick called to say he's coming. The guy in the church figures it's a crank call. 557 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,269 None of our guys ever had a shot at him. Some crank call, huh? 558 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,789 What do we know about the victim? How ya doing? 559 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,833 Neighbourhood transvestite, entertainer, singer. Never had a chance. 560 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,997 - Still no line on the killer? - What's this prick doin' here? 561 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,316 Looks like he's got you turned around. 562 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,148 - Hey... - Hey, go tie your dick in a knot! 563 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,113 Benny, can you write this up? What's with you? 564 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,435 I can't believe he'd kill in broad daylight. 565 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,869 He's a hambone like you, he craves attention. 566 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,753 Know what a hambone hates more than anything else? 567 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,348 - What's that? - A bad review. 568 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,876 Hey, Frank! Frank! 569 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,712 You want an interview? You got it. Make sure you get a shot of that body. 570 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,594 Lieutenant Moss. So, what's your assessment of this Party Crasher? 571 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,553 You don't need a shrink to tell you he's a raving psycho. 572 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,716 Come to think of it, he may not even be a man. 573 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,957 I doubt he's got the equipment for it. He's probably a pervert. 574 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,675 What is your assessment of this Party Crasher? 575 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,394 You don't need a shrink to tell you he's a raving psycho. 576 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,715 Come to think of it, he may not even be a man. 577 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,628 I doubt he has the right equipment for it. He's probably a pervert. 578 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,753 Whoever he is, he is gutless, he is pathetic, and when his luck runs out... 579 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,792 ...I am gonna be on him like a bum on a baloney sandwich. 580 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,475 You got that, you chickenshit, wherever you are? 581 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,830 That's a promise from me to you. 582 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,269 ...me to you. 583 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,789 ...me to you. 584 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,349 ...me to you. 585 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,715 ...me to you. 586 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,075 Me to you. 587 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,748 Me to you. 588 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,793 Me to you. 589 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,473 Whoa. Look at this. 590 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,918 - When's your housekeeper coming? - My what? 591 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,314 Well, you know. 592 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,874 You think cops live in filth, like in the movies? 593 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,151 No, it's just that you gotta admit, John... 594 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,034 ...filth has a certain reality to it, a certain edge. 595 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,835 Not that this doesn't. I mean, this is very fresh, very unexpected. 596 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,518 Hey, you play piano? 597 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,469 Look who's back in town. Where there's fire, there's smoke. 598 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,635 Where there's smoke... 599 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,990 You know the high part? 600 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,509 My dad played. 601 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,949 Ah! Now that's what I mean. 602 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:56,596 Cop's dad plays piano. That's a great notion. I love that. 603 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,349 It's got its own reality, its own authenticity. 604 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,755 - It's very unexpected... - It's my life. 605 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,351 Too bad I can't use it. Nobody'd believe it. 606 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,439 Hey, look at this. Got my billboard down the street. 607 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,632 Good. You'll be sleeping close to the one you love. 608 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,752 Hi, Nickie. How are you? It's Stacy. 609 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,552 Stacy? 610 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,513 Stacy? You gave out my number at home? 611 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,872 Hey, John... People find me wherever I go. It's like a curse. 612 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,434 Do you think I like not having any privacy? 613 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,559 Bye-bye now. 614 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,194 Hi, Nickie, it's me. I'd love to get together. 615 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,878 Hi, Nickie, it's Roger. 616 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,152 - Roger. I knew it. - Hi, Nickie, it's Francine. 617 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,550 Remember me from the Ramada Inn? 618 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,115 God! Whoa! Francine, she's got a sister... 619 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,356 The Ramada Inn? Jesus! 620 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,948 - Thank you, John. - Hi, it's Susan. 621 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,196 Susan! Oh, shit. 622 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,198 Hi, it's Susan. You didn't call so I'm calling to remind you about... 623 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,197 We were supposed to be at Sal's... 624 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,436 ...for pizza at 8.00. ... for pizza at 8.00. 625 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,516 Oh, man! 626 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,029 Jesus! 627 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,479 All right, bye. 628 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,636 Good hands, buddy! Put it up! 629 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,273 Put it up! Come on! 630 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,036 Yeah! 631 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,355 John Moss. The private side. 632 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,789 What have we got here? Bill. 633 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,876 Con Ed. 634 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,996 Huh? A little over on your Mastercard, John. 635 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,270 In the fridge we got three beers, domestic... 636 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,949 ...baking soda, some kind of mystery meat. 637 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,798 Whoa! 638 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,516 Some very old cheese. Lacking in vitamins B, C and E. Explains the temper, John. 639 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,278 Closet. Socks - green, black. 640 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,870 Gun. Gun? 641 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,956 It's my life. 642 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,996 It's my life. 643 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,997 No shit, punk. It's my life! 644 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,992 - What's the matter? Find a split end? - I've been counting. 645 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,271 You have seven different facial expressions. 646 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,314 So, a date, huh? It'd be an education to see what you're like with a woman. 647 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,795 A situation fraught with sexual tension. 648 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,039 Don't suppose you wanna make it a threesome, huh? 649 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,073 Eight facial expressions. Nine. Ten. Wow! 650 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,639 I'll tell you what. I don't have to go. I'll just... 651 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,038 Do what you do in Hollywood. Rum drinks, fern bar, gerbil racing. 652 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,792 Take that gun out of your pants before you shoot your dick off. Gerbil racing! 653 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,349 - So, what are we getting? - I dunno. 654 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,278 You wanna share an extra large, everything on it? 655 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,834 - You like anchovies? - I... 656 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,273 ...hate... love anchovies. They're my favourite part. 657 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,595 - I hate them. - Right. OK, good. 658 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:32,030 Why don't we get a pizza half with anchovies, half without? 659 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,196 Sometimes they slide to the other side. 660 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,073 That's only when the cook forgets to kill them first. 661 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,356 - You haven't told us how you got hurt. - A little accident on the job. 662 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:47,678 A little accident? This is our third date, our fourth date. 663 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,634 You know everything about me. You know where I was born, about my parents... 664 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,752 ...the names of Bonnie's teachers... - How much you weigh. 665 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,429 How much I weigh. And I know you're a cop who hates to talk about himself. 666 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,154 I don't hate to talk about myself. 667 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,713 - Yeah, you do. - Yeah, I do. 668 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,876 So I tell you what. 669 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,231 We're not saying a word until you tell us something personal. 670 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,432 Something you love, something you hate. 671 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,870 - Something I hate. - John? John Moss! 672 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:19,438 Unbelievable. You and me, same place. What are the odds of that happening? 673 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,437 They say New York's a big town. 674 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,199 Somebody told me that Sal's had great pizza... 675 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,073 ...and I figured it was either here or the sushi bar. 676 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,714 I hate those drunken sushis. 677 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,037 You must be Bonnie. John said you had a great laugh. 678 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,276 Susan, hi. Ray Casanov, John's partner. 679 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,039 Nice to meet the woman who turned this big lug's head. 680 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,151 You know, you look just like Nick Lang. 681 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,431 You think so? Do you like Nick Lang? 682 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,074 I used to when I was little. I like Mel Gibson now. 683 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,071 I love him. I love Mel Gibson. 684 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,670 - Moss? I got a table ready for you. - Great. 685 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,837 Great to see you, Ray. You're probably headed the other way. 686 00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,032 - Do you wanna eat with us? - No, he couldn't. 687 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,516 No, I spend all day with John. I'm his partner... 688 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,198 Crash. 689 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,074 Crash, crash, crash. 690 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,318 Wherever you are, that's a promise from me to you. 691 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,034 You to me. You to me, huh? 692 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,033 ...me to you. 693 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,509 ...me to you. 694 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,273 ...me to you. 695 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,038 You to me. No, me to you! 696 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,510 - ... me to you. - Me to you! 697 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,039 ...me to you. 698 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,313 # Shame on you, you cried in bed 699 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,878 # Shame on you, you told a lie 700 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,192 # Big girls don't cry 701 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,675 - Everybody! - # Big girls... 702 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,749 # Don't cry-ay-ay 703 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,711 # They don't cry 704 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,070 Come on, John. Come on, come on. 705 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,998 Sing along. Did you forget the words? 706 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,633 # An alibi 707 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,834 I tell ya, I went nuts. I wanted to take her, right there in the office on the desk. 708 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,230 Is that the one from payroll with the jugs? 709 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,994 I get a world-class woody every time I go down there. 710 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,670 Hey, guys. We got some ladies here. 711 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:44,032 - Bet that's a first! - John, it's OK. Forget about it. 712 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:48,551 - It's not OK. Your daughter's here. - Don't worry. I know what a woody is. 713 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:53,552 - How do you know what a woody is? - Why don't we move to another table? 714 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,229 - Hey, guys, keep it down. - Man, keep this down! 715 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,828 Jay! You faggot! You homo... 716 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,915 Excuse me. 717 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,955 - Hey! - Hey, what's your problem? 718 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,116 What did you say? 719 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,192 John, just forget about it! 720 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,276 Hey, asshole! Sit down! 721 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,273 - Get on the table. - Break his face! 722 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,673 This is ridiculous. Come here! Hey, leave him alone. 723 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:30,958 - I would sit down. - I said, sit down! 724 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,674 It's all right, folks. I'm a police officer. 725 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,836 Ray, show 'em your badge. 726 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,396 Oh. NYPD. NYPD. 727 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,594 And call Midtown. Tell 'em it's a 10-85. 728 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,870 Can we go now? I think Bonnie's seen enough. 729 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,118 John, get the check. 730 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,800 Hey, get down there! Put your hands on the table. 731 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,071 - I gotta go to the precinct. - Can't Ray do that? 732 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:54,992 Put your hands on the table. 733 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,795 - No, he can't. - All right, maybe he can escort us home. 734 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,792 - Hey! Susan! - It was great! 735 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,592 Susan. 736 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,114 - Hey, they got home OK. - Oh, it's you. 737 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,674 Sorry about Sal's. I was gonna meet 'em and leave. 738 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,597 I had no idea they'd ask me to stay. 739 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,871 She's nice, Susan. So's Bonnie. Decided to take her along, huh? 740 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,070 - She hates me. - Buy her a pony. 741 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,670 - I'm talking about Susan. - So buy her a horse. 742 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,358 Hey, can I get a beer? 743 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,870 Susan doesn't hate you. She's just gettin' to know you. 744 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,875 You gotta... Can I offer you a little advice? 745 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,355 No, you can't. No. No. No. 746 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:54,518 Loosen up a little bit, OK? Seriously. Just... let her in. 747 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,108 - Bare your soul a little. - Hollywood horseshit. 748 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,196 Where'd you get that last one from? 749 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,356 I can help you, John. I'm serious. 750 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,913 I got it. Pretend I'm Susan. 751 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,430 - What? - Go with me. This is what I do. 752 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,596 I pretend I'm other people. 753 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:15,429 If you loosen up a little bit, you might learn something. 754 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,596 Now, I'm Susan. You're John. 755 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,280 No, you're sick and I'm thirsty. 756 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,278 OK, maybe I can get us started here. 757 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,159 Well? 758 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,074 Well, what? 759 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,193 Talk to me, John. Tell me what I wanna hear. 760 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,276 Get away from me. Who is this guy? 761 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,154 See? You never talk to me. You always keep me at a distance. 762 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,840 You treat me like a princess that you can't touch. 763 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,916 Well, maybe I wanna be touched, John. 764 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,713 - Hey, hey. - Maybe I wanna be manhandled. 765 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,229 This is crazy. Don't do this to me here, OK? 766 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,399 - Other men can talk to me. - What other men? What other men? 767 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,318 - Can I get a Dubonnet, please? - Is she seeing other men? 768 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,113 - See how he wants to talk? - Listen, Lang. 769 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,559 - Lang! - Susan. 770 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,750 - Whoever. - Susan. 771 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,788 Is she seeing other men? 772 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,117 Frankie? Alphonse? Hm? 773 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,800 Mr Tibor? Come on. Who? Come on. 774 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,595 Susan. 775 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,879 Su... 776 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,672 Sss... 777 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,829 Susan. Susan. 778 00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,478 - Yes, John? - Is she... 779 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:14,280 Are you seeing other men? 780 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,356 No, John. It's only you. 781 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,632 That's why it's so hard. I want you, John. 782 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,515 But you just won't let me in. 783 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,359 - Thank you. - Just a little... 784 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,358 - Ridiculous. - I thought you were quitting for me. 785 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,119 - This is too strange. - I'll tell you what's strange. 786 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:41,313 That somebody so strong isn't confident in who he is. 787 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,671 - That's bullshit! - Don't take that tone with me. 788 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,712 - Look... honey. - Honey's good. 789 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:54,789 Ever since my divorce, yes, every time I get serious about a woman, I get scared. 790 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,435 - How many women have there been? - None, except for my wife. 791 00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,790 - And me. - And you. I mean, not you... 792 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,673 So how do you know you get scared every time? 793 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,188 This is just like a woman. You turn it around, give it a twist, you stick it in. 794 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,630 God! You know what? I am outta here. 795 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,320 Bye. Keep your little Dubonnet. I'm gone. 796 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,356 Ah, men. 797 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,916 You son of a bitch! 798 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,636 You son of a bitch! 799 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,311 I can't even go to the bathroom! 800 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,556 Mr Witherspoon? 801 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,430 Not looking for the repeat customers, huh? 802 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,359 Ohh! Givin' me a hard-on, here. 803 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:44,917 Try skippin' a few meals. Somewhere, there's a small country going hungry. 804 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:48,359 What's the matter with this guy? Cat got your tongue? 805 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:53,196 We don't know who got it. Got bit off in a street fight last year. 806 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,311 He won. 807 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,594 - That's my daughter. - She's beautiful. 808 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,712 Thank you. She's with me once a month. 809 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,989 - Likes to play while I do business. - Speaking of business... 810 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,395 Speaking of business. 811 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,308 Our mutual friend indicated to you that I'm looking for a bored-out. 45... 812 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,876 ...that can't be traced, something that won't blow up in my hands. 813 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:21,471 I can't help you. I don't know nothin' from guns. 814 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,239 - Right. - This man sounds like a cop. 815 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,638 Cop! Why? Cos I don't like being fondled in public by some fat guy with a crush? 816 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,196 It's a joke. 817 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,596 I got money, plenty of money, Mr Witherspoon. I got... 818 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,438 Hey! Mr Witherspoon, look. No, no. It's just... 819 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,196 I got nowhere else to turn. 820 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,514 There's this guy. He's all over me. 821 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,278 It's a friggin' nightmare. 822 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,356 He's forced his way into my life. 823 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,472 He's told me, face-to-face, that he wants to be me. 824 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,388 He moved into my apartment, moved into my house, moved into my job. 825 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,875 What's next? You know? My old lady? 826 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:06,951 I know it. Everywhere I look, I see his smiling face. 827 00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,993 I turn on the goddamn TV and I hear his voice, ya-ta-ta-ta, at me all the time! 828 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,238 You gotta help me. I have got to get rid of this guy. Please? 829 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,878 Passionate man! 830 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,033 - Watch Julie for me. - Thank you. 831 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,716 Oh, come to Papa. 832 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,235 Oh, no! 833 00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,714 - Moss? - Hi. It's Susan. 834 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,558 - Oh, hi, Susan. - Is John home? 835 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,956 - No. No, John's not here. - Maybe later he'll be home. 836 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,116 No. 837 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,959 No, I... I'm not quite sure. 838 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,152 - Do you think we could have lunch? - Lunch? Me and you? 839 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,272 - Yeah, you and me. - Susan, that would be... that'd be great. 840 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,755 - OK, good. 12.00? - Yeah. 841 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,437 Right. Got it. OK, I'll be there. 842 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,391 Uh-huh. 843 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:17,118 If I'm not still handcuffed to the goddamn sofaaaaa! 844 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,109 I have to be careful. 845 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,992 You understand. 846 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,874 The police frown on the guns I make. 847 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,635 People have occasionally used them... 848 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,878 ...for socially irresponsible acts, but what am I supposed to do? 849 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,036 Exactly. 850 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,388 - Thank you. - Thank you. 851 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,354 This is it. This is just what I was looking for. 852 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,391 It is a beautiful gun. 853 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,830 Oh, by the way, remember when I said I wasn't a cop? 854 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,432 I was acting. Not bad, huh? No training. 855 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,075 Can you believe people get paid for that? 856 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,111 Don't even think about it! 857 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,232 You made a gun like this with a laser sight, for someone else. 858 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,158 Tall guy, muscular build. You're gonna help me find him. 859 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,637 - What did he do? - He's been blowing holes in people. 860 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,551 - The Party Crasher? - Where is he now? 861 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:18,195 I didn't know. He meets me. 862 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,151 Gives me some design specs. 863 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,394 I do 'em. I figure he was a gun fanatic. 864 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,998 He's waiting for a gun I got now in the shop. 865 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,312 Well, you're gonna meet him tomorrow. You got it? 866 00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,793 O... O... OK. 867 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,352 I'm sorry I'm late. It's just been one of those mornings. 868 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,836 - Couldn't get out of bed? - No. I mean, no. 869 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:53,351 No, I just... just busy down at the precinct. You know, this and that. 870 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,353 - Did you order? - Yeah. I didn't know if you were coming. 871 00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,473 It's all right. I'll just find something real quick here. 872 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,556 All right. OK. Excuse me. Oh! 873 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,511 I, uh... took this perp in this morning... 874 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:14,193 ...and I lost the key down a drain after I un-cuffed him. 875 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:19,112 OK. Can I have the number six, with romaine instead of iceberg lettuce... 876 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,073 ...sprouts if they're fresh, and a mustard vinaigrette? 877 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,919 No. You can have what's on the menu, though. 878 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,191 - Can I have an Evian with lemon? - I got tap water with ice. 879 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,429 Fine. 880 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:37,430 The reason I asked you here is... well, is John. 881 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,670 - You guys are pretty close, right? - Oh, yeah. Course. 882 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,075 You might say John's been a role model for me. 883 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,516 On our first date, I thought "Wow, who is this guy?" 884 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,238 He was so attentive, he was so giving and he was such a good listener... 885 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,319 ...but by the 2nd and 3rd date, I thought "I wish this guy would loosen up... 886 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,317 ...maybe talk about himself. " 887 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,356 Maybe he's just not interested. 888 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,471 - Oh, he is. - Yeah? 889 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,160 Susan, believe me. 890 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,829 See, I just met you. How come I feel closer to you than I do to him? 891 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,678 Well, that's... 892 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,031 - We haven't even slept together yet. - Well, no, I... 893 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,518 I want to. 894 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:28,709 I used to have this speech impediment. I couldn't say no. 895 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,070 Bonnie cured me of that. She cured me of a lot of things. 896 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,796 Never thought I'd date a cop. 897 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,916 What's it like? 898 01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,833 It's kinda hard to put into words. 899 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,475 I mean, we live this job. 900 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,637 It's something we are, not something we do. 901 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,355 You can't become a cop by strappin' on a gun and ridin' around all day. 902 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,392 When a cop walks up to give someone a speeding ticket... 903 01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,956 ...he knows he might have to kill someone, or be killed himself. 904 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,198 People think this job is like in the movies, where you get 17 takes to get it right. 905 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,790 We get one take... and it lasts our whole lives. 906 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,195 We mess it up... 907 01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,197 ...and we're dead! 908 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,071 Wow. 909 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,313 I wish John would express himself like that. You know, like... mm! 910 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,355 I'm sorry. I just get... 911 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,755 It's nice having a police escort home. 912 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,674 - You like kids? - Yeah, yeah. 913 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,873 Kids are great. They're like little people. 914 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,597 You were a big hit with Bonnie last night. 915 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,676 Well, Bonnie's great. 916 01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,116 Susan, listen. 917 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:04,996 This isn't right. OK? I know where this is going and it's all wrong. 918 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,839 - What's all wrong? - It happens to me all the time. 919 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,919 But it's best if we drop it now, put it behind us, and nobody'll get hurt. 920 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,076 - Ray, I don't... - I don't know what it is. 921 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,795 Maybe it's cos I look like Nick Lang. Women go for that boyish type... 922 01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,435 ...but it's not fair to John. - Ray, wait a minute. Did you think... 923 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,630 I mean, this isn't about you... 924 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,399 I mean, you don't think I'm attracted to you? 925 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:28,674 You know. 926 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,997 No, no. Come on. You attracted to me? 927 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,832 - No. Why would you be attracted to me? - I'm sorry. 928 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,394 Of course, maybe if you got to know me better. 929 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,028 - What we got here? - Leave her alone! 930 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,190 Don't worry. Shh. He's a cop. 931 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,435 Ray? 932 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,358 - It's not my jurisdiction. - You gotta do something. 933 01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,711 Transit cops get bent out of shape if you butt in on their busts. 934 01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:03,638 This is useless junk, Grandma! What else you got? 935 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,957 - Move over, doll. - Stop it! 936 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,796 - Ray! - Leave her alone! 937 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,636 - Give me my purse! - Where's the cash? Check the money. 938 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,758 - Ray, you gotta stop them! - All right. OK. 939 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,670 All right, hold it right there. NYPD. 940 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,150 Hey, fuck off, pig! 941 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,956 What'd you say? 942 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,956 Shit! 943 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,634 Holy shit. Let's get the fuck outta here! 944 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,677 Are you a cop or aren't you? 945 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,756 All right. You're under arrest! 946 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,396 You pig! 947 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,477 Oh, shit! Where the fuck are we? 948 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,950 Let's get the fuck outta here! 949 01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,711 - Freeze! - Die, pig! 950 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,436 What am I doing? 951 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,591 What're you... 952 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,631 Get outta here! 953 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:35,595 Motherfucker! 954 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,151 Somebody call a cop! 955 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,956 I mean, another cop besides me. 956 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,514 It could be a hostage situation. Be cool. 957 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,149 - Come on, let's go! - We gotta get out of here. 958 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,790 Shoot him already! 959 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,672 Don't make me use this! 960 01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,314 Ray's pinned down and he won't shoot cos of the people standing around. 961 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:07,759 Ray? 962 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,393 Get her outta here. 963 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,198 - What are you doing? - Damn! Fuckin' locked! 964 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,396 He's out of bullets. 965 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,316 He's out of bullets! 966 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,156 Then go get him. 967 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,675 Police report'll look better with your name on it, John. 968 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,348 Damn it! 969 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:46,708 Come on, come on! 970 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,231 - Kill him now! - Fuck. 971 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:01,518 Shit! Step back, motherfucker! I'm gonna blow your head off! 972 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,349 Step back. I'm not jokin'. 973 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,356 Thanks for the warning. 974 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,518 Up against the wall and keep your mouth shut! 975 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,234 Boy, I could've done that. 976 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,558 - I was right. No bullets. - You were wrong. 977 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,550 Misfire. We'll talk later. 978 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,874 I better get this job. 979 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,070 Oh, Ray, what happened? You OK? 980 01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,509 - I'm fine. - Can I talk to my partner? 981 01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:01,713 What the hell's going on? Coincidence? You wanted to see a New York subway... 982 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,149 ...and you happened to be on the one Susan was on! 983 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,316 - I invited him to lunch. - You what? 984 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,829 - I can explain. - You don't have to. 985 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,794 First you bust up our date. Then you're having lunch with my girlfriend! 986 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,036 Oh, cut the jealousy bit. You got no right. 987 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,237 Take a few pointers from Ray. He knows how to deal with people. 988 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,709 And from what I saw, he's probably a better cop. 989 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,992 While you were probably trashing pizza parlours, he was dealing with real felons... 990 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:26,997 ...without losing his head. 991 01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:28,314 Goodbye. Call me. 992 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:32,035 I can't believe you just... You just kissed him? You kissed his face? 993 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,714 And where are my handcuffs? I have to pay for those! 994 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:40,039 I wanted to talk to you about that. Why would you handcuff me to the bed? 995 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,869 I was good in there, John. Seriously. We were major cojones! 996 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:49,237 So what is this? What? What?! 997 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:53,188 I know. OK. I left him on his own. Guilty as charged, sir. 998 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:57,279 But... the guy's OK, right? Not that that's any excuse. 999 01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:01,678 You won't like that this happened while I was working on the Party Crasher case. 1000 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,349 But before you say what you have every right to say, listen to this. 1001 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,313 I know where the Party Crasher's gonna be tomorrow. 1002 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:13,116 If we get every available car, call the shots ourselves, we can drop him cold! 1003 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,916 - How? - He's gonna pick up a gun tomorrow. 1004 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,713 We get there first. OK? 1005 01:08:23,200 --> 01:08:25,839 Get Pooley, Grainy and anybody else you can round up. 1006 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,951 Captain, thank you. OK, great! 1007 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:31,791 - Now I get rid of Nick Lang... - No, Moss, you stay with Lang... 1008 01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,559 ...and you do what I told you and stay off this case. 1009 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,439 Until Lang goes home, he does not leave your sight. 1010 01:08:37,560 --> 01:08:39,516 Not to clip his toenails, nothing. 1011 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:44,271 Go near anything more dangerous than a coffee shop, you'll be an ex-policeman. 1012 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:46,914 - You can't do this to me. - Yes, I can. Watch me! 1013 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,836 Yeah? 1014 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,112 Yeah. 1015 01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,111 OK. OK. 1016 01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,355 Yes, sir 1017 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:10,590 I'm not giving up on this case. I don't give a shit what your buddy Captain Brix says. 1018 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:14,633 That maniac's gotta be stopped and I'm gonna do it. I tracked him down. Me. 1019 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:19,072 I'm gonna be there when they take this prick down. With you or without you. 1020 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:26,075 - Hey, John. About Susan... - I don't wanna talk about it. 1021 01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:31,437 Crasher task-force unit. Male caller has the Party Crasher at 14122nd. 1022 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:35,109 - This may be the Party Crasher. - Six blocks away! 1023 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,917 Shit. I don't like it. No backup. 1024 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,952 I don't like you being here. I don't like playing wet nurse. 1025 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,753 You could've gotten yourself killed in that subway. 1026 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:05,156 If you're gonna be here, you got a right to protect yourself. 1027 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,510 Loaded. 1028 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,596 That is the trigger. 1029 01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:15,074 Do not move from this car! You sit here, you watch that door. 1030 01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,317 If he comes out, you tell me which way he went. Period. 1031 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,912 - Got it? That gun is only for emergencies. - Right. 1032 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,838 - You got it? - I got it! It's for emergencies. 1033 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,160 Don't move. Police! 1034 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,635 - John? - Shit! 1035 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,398 - Moss? - Look out! 1036 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,875 Get down! Get out, Lang! 1037 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,309 Oh, shit, John. He's coming at me! What do I do? 1038 01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:31,479 - Get back to the car. Call for backup! - I'll go call for backup. 1039 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,038 You got him? 1040 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,316 Jesus, Lang, what'd you do? 1041 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,999 - What? - You shot the wrong guy. 1042 01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,472 - Wrong guy? - Jesus, Lang. Where's the shooter? 1043 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,909 This is some street guy trying to get out. 1044 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,759 What? You didn't tell me there was more than one guy. 1045 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,479 This guy doesn't even have a gun. Didn't you look? 1046 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,113 Damn it! 1047 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:18,910 - He's dead. - Oh, God! Oh, God. 1048 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,830 I ju... I just... 1049 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,998 It's over. It's over for me. My life is over! 1050 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,398 What am I talking about? I killed an unarmed guy! A street guy. 1051 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,478 Give me your gun. Give me your gun! Get in the car. 1052 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,319 - You're arresting me. - Shut up and let me think! 1053 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:37,396 Get in! Damn it! 1054 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:42,429 Ah, Jesus. 1055 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,315 - Oh, God. Oh, God. - All right. 1056 01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,715 You're a civilian who shot an unarmed man... 1057 01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:57,308 ...with a police-issue weapon, and I let you do it. 1058 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,591 If you take the rap for this, we both lose our careers. 1059 01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:03,951 If I tell 'em I did it, maybe I can make it look more heroic. 1060 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,674 OK. My fingerprints are on this gun. 1061 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,633 You were never here. You understand? You were never here. 1062 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,796 I was never here. I was never here. 1063 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,194 I was never here. I was... never here. 1064 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,035 You're an actor. Pretend it never happened. 1065 01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,469 Go back, host charity balls, save whales... 1066 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,512 ...whatever it takes to make it OK. 1067 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,313 - How can I forget? - You can't. 1068 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:36,756 - There's gonna be an investigation. - I've been through 'em before. 1069 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,836 Oh, man! 1070 01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,630 - How come you're doing this for me? - I don't know. 1071 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:48,275 Listen, if you need anything, money, a suit for the trial, a lawyer... 1072 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,949 - I'll call you as soon as I get back. - No. Whatever you do, never call me. 1073 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,036 - You understand? - Right. 1074 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:57,310 John. 1075 01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,036 Nick. 1076 01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:19,078 Continental Airlines flight 23 to Los Angeles is now ready for boarding. 1077 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,196 Passengers in first class... 1078 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:40,560 Hi. May I have your ticket please? 1079 01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:45,753 What am I doing? 1080 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:47,832 Where's Moss? 1081 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:51,077 - China, where's Moss? - Wherever you're not. 1082 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,988 Whatever he said he did, he did it for me. He didn't even do it. I did it. 1083 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:57,555 - What? - I wanna make a full confession. 1084 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,714 Do I look like a priest? 1085 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,952 Don't try talking me out of it cos my mind's made up. 1086 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,470 "Moss, Moss! Help me, Moss!" 1087 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,910 "He's coming straight at me. What should I do?" 1088 01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,474 I come bursting through the door, like a maniac. 1089 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:21,479 This imbecile, his eyes are completely closed, squeezes off a few shots. 1090 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:27,671 So I slap my chest, go flying down the stairs, head over heels... 1091 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,400 ...and land right on top of the fuckin' guy. 1092 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:34,350 Now he's sittin' there... I'm dyin' on a piss, holding my breath. 1093 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:38,871 Next thing I know, Moss is going into this incredible performance, going... 1094 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,514 ..."Don't worry, Nick. It's OK." 1095 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:44,712 "I'll take the fall for you. You go back to Hollywood. " 1096 01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,794 And he believes him! 1097 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,275 It was unreal. He sticks the kid on a plane and he gets him outta his hair. 1098 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,836 - Moss is back on the case. - He's on that sting operation. 1099 01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,993 Nick. Nickie, baby! 1100 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,635 You sharpshooter! We heard about you. 1101 01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:21,476 "It never happened, Nick. I'll take the fall for you, Nick. " 1102 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,875 Son of a bitch! You stupid... 1103 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:28,033 Stakeouts. Do you get haemorrhoids sitting here, like, forever? 1104 01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:30,515 I think I had 'em the last 13 years. 1105 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,631 - I hate it. - Can't do nothin' about it. 1106 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,030 - I might try hypnosis. - That shit don't work. 1107 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,515 Something's gotta work. 1108 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:41,835 With you, I don't know what works. 1109 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,916 Love certainly isn't doing it. 1110 01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:51,071 He's half an hour late. 1111 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,829 - I don't like it. - I don't like this either. 1112 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,794 I could've been home watching the Nacho Prince against the Cuchi Frito Kid. 1113 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,229 WrestleMania 14. Pay-per-view. 1114 01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,715 Fuck no. We're here hanging out with you. 1115 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:15,800 Oh, shit. Here he comes! 1116 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,032 Oh, boy. That's him. 1117 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:25,238 We've got contact. Stay on your toes. Wait for the signal. 1118 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:49,349 - It's beautiful. - Thank you very much. 1119 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,149 It's beautiful! 1120 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:02,190 Damn it! 1121 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,512 I bet you can hear me, Lieutenant Moss. I just bet you can. 1122 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,354 I think it's time we had a talk. 1123 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:12,756 I think it's time we got to know each other. 1124 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:17,753 You obviously, you just don't understand what I'm trying to do. 1125 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:22,590 Don't make me kill him! 1126 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,190 - High noon. - Moss, watch your ass, man. 1127 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,112 Relax, Benny. 1128 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,196 Yo! 1129 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,156 Close enough. 1130 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:57,877 I've been looking forward to this... 1131 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:00,911 ...meeting my opponent. 1132 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:05,352 Tell me, Lieutenant, why are you doing this? 1133 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,471 Doing what, exactly? 1134 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:10,234 Why are you treating me like a criminal? 1135 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,553 I don't know. Because... you are one? 1136 01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,071 No, I'm not. 1137 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:21,478 You're a police officer. You should understand what I'm trying to do. 1138 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,835 We're playing the same game, Lieutenant. 1139 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,554 We're hooked into the same programme. 1140 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,960 I haven't done anything wrong. Anything. 1141 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:49,471 I killed a pimp. I killed a drug dealer. I kill the people that make your life difficult. 1142 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:53,349 - You killed a four-year-old girl. - You sacrifice pawns. 1143 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,436 You play chess, Lieutenant? 1144 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,789 I would've been a great cop. Better than you. 1145 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,953 Because I'm smarter than you. I'm smarter and I'm better than you are! 1146 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,838 OK. OK. You wanna be a cop? Uh... 1147 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,630 Maybe it's not too late. 1148 01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,957 I could put in a word. We could work something out. 1149 01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:19,710 Hey, Lieutenant... you think I'm stupid? 1150 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:28,040 I was... hoping you were stupid... 1151 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:30,549 ...but, no, I don't think you're stupid. 1152 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,838 A little crazy, maybe. 1153 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:41,911 Don't shoot! He'll blow the place up. I'm standing in the shit. 1154 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:43,469 Game's over! 1155 01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:03,119 Go! Go! 1156 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,631 You stupid idiot! 1157 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,234 Crasher on foot, heading west on 75th Street near Broadway. 1158 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:43,395 Shit! 1159 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,670 I'm at the Beacon Theater, in pursuit of the Party Crasher. 1160 01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:15,831 There you are, you son of a bitch! 1161 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:28,717 - Police officer. - Can I help you? 1162 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,910 - See a man, red shirt, blonde hair? - No. 1163 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:33,076 If you see him, do not interact with him. 1164 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:45,079 - Police. - Yeah, and where's your badge? 1165 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,875 Hey, come back here! Shit. 1166 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:53,114 Move outta the way. I didn't pay to see your butt. 1167 01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,275 Put a cork in it. 1168 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,433 Hey, guys. I'm over here. 1169 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,994 Oh! Oh, my God, no! 1170 01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:10,998 No! No! No, God, no. 1171 01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:37,518 Moss, look out! 1172 01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:55,756 Stay down! Stay down! 1173 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:25,396 Joe, you gotta help me! 1174 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,916 Hang on. I'm comin'. 1175 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,836 Aaagh! No! 1176 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,239 OK, hold it. Freeze. 1177 01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,792 Hey, asshole! 1178 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,910 Aaagh! 1179 01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:27,270 Aaagh! 1180 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,277 Aaaaagh! 1181 01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:32,188 Aaaagh! 1182 01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:40,716 Moss! 1183 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:52,794 Keep him alive for trial. That's all I ask. What the hell is he doing here? 1184 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:54,876 He's a murderer. You don't have a gun. 1185 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,877 - Moss? - What? What? 1186 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,911 You're a dead man. 1187 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,510 It'll be easy. I killed once, I can kill again. 1188 01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:06,155 Look. I was gonna leave a message on your phone machine, all right? 1189 01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:08,236 You made me think I killed somebody. 1190 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,430 Do have any idea what that feels like? 1191 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,835 Would you stop hitting me in the face? 1192 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:16,835 You got a minute? 1193 01:26:21,920 --> 01:26:23,512 OK, lock it up. 1194 01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:26,638 You wanted to know what it feels like to be a cop... 1195 01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:28,830 ...what it feels like to kill someone. 1196 01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:31,997 Well, now you know. It feels like shit, huh? 1197 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,798 I finally know what it feels like to be you. 1198 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:40,318 It sucks. 1199 01:26:40,440 --> 01:26:43,989 Susan, me... we wanted to like you. 1200 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,833 But, no, nobody gets in, right? It's private. 1201 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,758 That's not what I call it, John. 1202 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,632 I call it lonely. 1203 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,557 Hey, Nick. 1204 01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,513 Damn! I hate it when he does that! 1205 01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:01,269 - Is that male bonding? - Yeah, that's like talking to my ex-wife. 1206 01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:33,795 I'm so stupid! 1207 01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:36,916 Just keep driving. 1208 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,156 You talking to me? 1209 01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,632 - Are you talking to me? - Shut up and keep driving. 1210 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,390 You know, I hate it when people don't say "Please. " 1211 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,875 Slow down. Aaagh! 1212 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:57,159 I got a growth in my head the size of a summer squash. 1213 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:59,999 - I got a month to live, so... - You're shitting me. 1214 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:04,113 I'm not shitting anything. See, it starts with the tumour and it goes to the colon. 1215 01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:07,676 Hey, I'm drivin' here! I'm drivin' here. 1216 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,990 Let's go out like men. Let's go out with a bang! 1217 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,198 - Pull over now! - Drop the gun! 1218 01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:24,437 - I said "pull over". Pull the fuck over! - Drop the gun! 1219 01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:38,913 - Drop the gun. - Stop the car. 1220 01:28:39,440 --> 01:28:41,476 - Drop the gun. - Stop the car. 1221 01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:10,196 I knew you'd see things my way. 1222 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,997 Yeah. 10-4. This is Officer Casanov. 1223 01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,475 I got the Party Crasher in the back of my unit. 1224 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,433 Got him all giftwrapped for delivery. 1225 01:29:20,560 --> 01:29:23,791 No need to thank me. It's all part of the job. Over and out. 1226 01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:28,271 You want something done right, goddamn it, call an actor. 1227 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:33,115 No. That was a riveting performance. 1228 01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:35,474 Yeah. Thanks, Crash. 1229 01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:36,715 Now eat this! 1230 01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:39,911 I hate your movies! 1231 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:43,191 A little glamour found its way into the fourth precinct. 1232 01:29:43,320 --> 01:29:45,675 We're here with box-office champ, Nick Lang... 1233 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:48,360 ...star of the new smash, "Smoking Gun II". 1234 01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:50,596 Lang spent last night at NYU hospital... 1235 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:53,951 ...after a dangerous struggle with the notorious Party Crasher. 1236 01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:58,039 I asked him "What was it like being face-to-face with a real-life bad guy?" 1237 01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:01,755 Tammy, it wasn't a lot of fun. I kept waiting for somebody to yell "Cut. " 1238 01:30:03,840 --> 01:30:07,674 The Party Crasher is still at large... 1239 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:11,834 - Next time bring your keys, asshole! - You have a lot of explaining to do. 1240 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:14,758 What is it with you and this so-called partner? 1241 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:17,792 - I can explain. - You lied to me. He lied to me. 1242 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,911 - He's a liar. - Is this some kind of joke? 1243 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:23,874 No. Sweetheart, it's... It's not a joke. It's... 1244 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:31,150 This thing just kinda got outta hand. Can you sit down? 1245 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:33,555 - I don't wanna sit down. - Please. OK? 1246 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:36,836 I, uh... 1247 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:42,910 I... 1248 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:45,156 The way I feel about you... 1249 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:48,636 ...I haven't felt about a woman in a long, long time. 1250 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,596 So, maybe we could, uh... 1251 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,193 ...you know, start over. I mean... 1252 01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,996 This is hard to say... 1253 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:09,590 ...but I've been thinking a lot about it... 1254 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:13,235 ...and we can't have a relationship. 1255 01:31:13,440 --> 01:31:15,874 Sure we can, cos I can change. I'll try harder. 1256 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,116 It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. 1257 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,194 It's what you do. It's... 1258 01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:28,151 It's... It's all the violence. I have spent my life trying to run away from that. 1259 01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:31,272 I cannot put Bonnie in a position where she doesn't know... 1260 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:33,470 ...if her father's gonna come home alive. 1261 01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:36,478 Yeah, I understand. Sure. 1262 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:40,712 Cops are too angry, too violent. 1263 01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,799 Too risky to care about... 1264 01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:46,876 ...until you need one. 1265 01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:50,788 Then we're the Second Coming, aren't we? 1266 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:53,431 I understand that one all right. 1267 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,595 Susan? 1268 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,752 - I figured it out! - Aw, shit. 1269 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:49,553 - The Crasher's coming here to get you. - Nick, please. 1270 01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:51,557 It's the third act. 1271 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:55,229 The killer tries to get revenge on the cop. It makes it more personal. 1272 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:59,035 What is this? Some kind of story conference? This is real life, Nick. 1273 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:02,357 The killer stays as far away from the cops as possible. 1274 01:33:02,480 --> 01:33:07,395 Don't you get it? All right, maybe he goes after someone close to you. 1275 01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,512 Or maybe he decapitates your horse or boils your rabbit. 1276 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,392 I don't have a horse or a rabbit... 1277 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:16,399 ...and I don't have anyone close to me. - Susan! He's gonna try to hurt Susan. 1278 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,478 Wrong. Susan just dumped me. Any other bright ideas? 1279 01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:23,036 - Susan just dumped you? - Didn't you just see her in the elevator? 1280 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,195 No. 1281 01:33:24,360 --> 01:33:28,114 - You didn't... pass her in the lobby? - No. 1282 01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:38,915 - Hello? - It's me. I got your girl. 1283 01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:41,156 - What I really want is you. - Where are you? 1284 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:44,238 I'm at the top of the world, with your buddy, Nick Lang. 1285 01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:48,069 - You scumbag, where are you? - You're the detective, you figure it out. 1286 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:50,919 - Let me speak to Susan. - She's an angel... 1287 01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:52,996 ...but she doesn't have wings. Get it? 1288 01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:56,396 Oh, God. Oh, God, no! 1289 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:05,196 "The top of the world with your buddy, Nick Lang. " 1290 01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:43,079 - You don't have to do this, you know. - Yeah, I know. 1291 01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:37,433 Susan! Grab my hand, grab my hand! 1292 01:35:44,480 --> 01:35:46,436 Susan! Susan! 1293 01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:49,552 Oh, Jesus. 1294 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,352 Oh, God! 1295 01:35:58,720 --> 01:36:00,836 Whooooo-ya! 1296 01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:04,352 Grab my hand! 1297 01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:09,636 Yes! Come on, come on! 1298 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:12,912 Oh, God! 1299 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:23,315 You're not a real hero. 1300 01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:28,757 People need real heroes. 1301 01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:31,356 - Wait, wait! Hold on! - You got me? 1302 01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:33,516 OK, OK. Don't let go. 1303 01:36:34,040 --> 01:36:36,713 Quit smoking, you little cockroach! 1304 01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:46,036 Come on. All right. 1305 01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:52,310 Hey! Hey! 1306 01:36:56,840 --> 01:37:00,355 - Where's Nick? - I got him! I got him! 1307 01:37:00,480 --> 01:37:02,550 I'm gonna get that son of a bitch. 1308 01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:10,396 Susan! Susan! 1309 01:37:11,120 --> 01:37:13,793 Hey, yo! Check this out, man. 1310 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,230 John! Help! 1311 01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:17,952 Susan! Susan! 1312 01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:20,475 Oh, God. Susan! 1313 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:22,352 Hang on! 1314 01:37:22,480 --> 01:37:24,755 Oh, God. Just hang on! 1315 01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:30,278 Son of a bitch! John! 1316 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,550 Don't let go. And don't look down. 1317 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,069 OK. Ohh! 1318 01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:43,109 - I think he went to get your gun. - I'll take care of him. You go after her. 1319 01:37:43,720 --> 01:37:46,075 Oh, no! John! 1320 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,358 Ah, my shoe. Shit! That was a Ferragamo. 1321 01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,312 - Hurry! - Susan! 1322 01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:17,430 I'm coming! 1323 01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:39,391 Susan! 1324 01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:47,795 Hurry! 1325 01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:51,117 It's OK. All right, I'm coming down. 1326 01:38:52,080 --> 01:38:55,152 I hate these fucking billboards. 1327 01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:58,238 OK. You gotta reach, Susan. Grab my wrist. 1328 01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,999 All right. Oh, my God! 1329 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,629 - Grab my wrist! - Oh, my God! 1330 01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:11,159 Hurry! 1331 01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:16,592 Hey, asshole! 1332 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:20,957 Come on. OK, I got you. 1333 01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,837 I will kill you! 1334 01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:28,349 Go on, kill me! Fuck! 1335 01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,112 Son of a bitch! 1336 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:48,636 Hello! 1337 01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:53,870 Goodbye. 1338 01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:00,591 This isn't the movies, stupid! 1339 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:28,032 Nick. Oh, God. 1340 01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:31,835 - John, it's OK. I'm not... I'm not shot. - Jesus. 1341 01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:35,635 - If I was shot, I'd feel something, right? - That's the way it works. 1342 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:38,558 In five minutes, you'll wish you didn't feel anything. 1343 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:42,673 - Hold on. You're gonna make it. - You were right. 1344 01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:46,679 - You're gonna make it. Hold on. - I don't feel so hot all of a sudden. 1345 01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:51,516 Why did you come back? Why did I ever let you up here in the first place? 1346 01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:53,596 I had to get the part. 1347 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:56,750 It's a great part. 1348 01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:59,276 Do you think I woulda got it? 1349 01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:03,313 Yeah, pal. I think you woulda nailed it. 1350 01:41:04,480 --> 01:41:06,391 Oh, man. This is too real! 1351 01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:08,272 Hold on, Nick. 1352 01:41:08,400 --> 01:41:10,356 Come on, man. Just hold on. 1353 01:41:12,480 --> 01:41:14,436 Oh, man. Where are they? 1354 01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:16,551 You're gonna make it. Just hold on. 1355 01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:27,198 - Is he gonna be OK? - He's tougher than he looks. 1356 01:41:27,280 --> 01:41:28,030 Easy. 1357 01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:31,796 Are you finally happy, Nick? 1358 01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:34,036 Answer me. 1359 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:36,799 You got what you wanted. This is what you wanted. 1360 01:41:36,920 --> 01:41:40,674 Real bad guys. Real bullets. Real blood. 1361 01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:46,273 Real bad guys. Real bullets. Real blood. 1362 01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:49,679 You thought we were playing games, right? 1363 01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:53,275 Well, this ain't the movies. 1364 01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:57,309 It's about putting your life on the line... 1365 01:41:57,440 --> 01:42:01,035 ...knowing somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it. 1366 01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:04,348 Well, you found yours, you son of a bitch. 1367 01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:10,795 We're not like those assholes in the movies. 1368 01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:13,480 They get 17 takes to get it right. 1369 01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:16,676 We get one... 1370 01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:21,557 ...and it lasts our whole life. 1371 01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,149 That's my line. That's what I said to him! 1372 01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:27,875 - Please, man. Could you be quiet? - It was. I said that. 1373 01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:29,195 Shh! 1374 01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:45,917 This is all stuff I said to him. The son of a bitch stole my life! 1375 01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:49,874 Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits. 1376 01:42:50,440 --> 01:42:52,158 # Don't call it a comeback... 1377 01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:52,797 #... I been here for years 1378 01:42:53,280 --> 01:42:55,475 # I'm rockin' my peers puttin' suckers in fear 1379 01:42:55,600 --> 01:42:58,034 # Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon 1380 01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,037 He's a lot shorter in real life, OK? 1381 01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:01,474 # Explosion 1382 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:02,555 # Overpowerin' 1383 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:04,557 # Over the competition I'm towerin' 1384 01:43:04,680 --> 01:43:07,069 # Wreckin' shop when I drop these lyrics 1385 01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:08,952 # That'll make you call the cops 1386 01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:12,231 # Don't you dare stare You better move 1387 01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:14,476 # Don't ever compare me to the rest 1388 01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:16,397 # That'll all get sliced and diced 1389 01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:18,158 # Competition's payin' the price 1390 01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:38,874 # Don't you call this a regular jam 1391 01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:40,513 # I'm gonna rock this land 1392 01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:43,757 # I'm gonna take this itty-bitty world by storm 1393 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:44,995 # And I'm just gettin' warm 1394 01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:48,396 # Just like Muhammad Ali They called him Cassius 1395 01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:50,909 # Watch me bash this beat like a skull 1396 01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:52,871 # That you know I had beef with 1397 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:56,072 # Why do you riff with me, the maniac psycho 1398 01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:57,758 # And when I pull out my jammy get ready 1399 01:43:57,880 --> 01:44:00,678 # Cos it might go blaw! How ya like me now? 1400 01:44:00,800 --> 01:44:02,950 # The ripper will not allow 1401 01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:05,036 # You to get with Mr Swift 1402 01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:06,434 # Don't riff 1403 01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:07,879 # Listen to my gears shift 1404 01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:09,797 # I'm blastin', outlastin' 1405 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:12,434 # Kinda like Shaft, so you could say I'm shaftin' 1406 01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:14,152 # Olde English filled my mind 1407 01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:16,475 # And I came up with a funky rhyme 113664

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