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Newscaster
A sun a
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And now, News Headlines.
Newscaster A sun a
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A unique transfer student has arrived at the SAO survivors"
school. A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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The transfer student is Ms. yuuki Konno, aka yuuki.
A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Because of her illness, she was never able to leave her hospital
room, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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But by using a device built by students in the mechatronics course at the
SAO survivors' school, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A bi-directional visual communication probe, A
TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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She can experience the real world from her hospital room via the
internet. A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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This school, set up to rehabilitate the survivors of the SAO
game, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Has been very understanding towards yuuki, a resident of the world
of the net, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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And permission to attend class was swiftly granted.
A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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The students, too, have accepted their new classmate from over the
internet, yuuki, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Without reservation, welcoming her to school. A
TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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This might well be a unique characteristic of the SAO
survivors, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Who spent two years living in the world of the net.
A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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At this time, attending school through the bi-directional visual
communication probe A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Hasn't presented any problems, A TRANSFER
STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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And as the user has shown no signs of damage or side
effects, A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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Hopes are high for its continued application and development.
A TRANSFER STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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A TRANSFER STUDENT
AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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This has been News Headlines. A TRANSFER
STUDENT AT THE SCHOOL FOR SAO SURVIVORS!?
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.
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Commentator Kirito Host A
sun a I'm your host, A sun a!
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Commentator Kirito Host A sun
a I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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Commentator yuuki And I'm
your other commentator, yuuki!
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This program is an info-variety show, bringing you
all the news about ALFHEIM Online and New Aincrad.
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Well, yuuki?
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How did you like attending school through
a bi-directional communication probe?
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It really rocked!
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I never thought
I'd really be able to go to school!
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Thank you, A sun a! Kirito!
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Since this bi-directional communication probe
is still a test version,
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there are a lot of issues,
but I'm planning to make more improvements.
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You can look forward to that, okay?
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Yeah! I am looking forward to it, Kirito!
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If only you could perceive smells and flavors,
I'd treat you to my home cooking, but...
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That's not possible, is it?
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No, I wouldn't say that.
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Huh?
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Right now, it can only
perceive visuals and sound,
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but if there's further development in sensors
that can perceive tastes, smells, and touch,
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being able to taste food
wouldn't be impossible.
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And that's not all.
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By building robots
equipped with various sensors,
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and giving those robots
the ability to move,
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you can travel to wherever you want.
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You could even play sports,
or play an instrument.
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Then...
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Right, that means that even at the hospital,
you could lead the same kind of life we do.
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I'm planning to do research
so that we can achieve that someday.
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Kirito!
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Kirito!
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I don't know why,
but today you're so cool, Kirito!
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But that sounds like
I'm normally nothing special!
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True, on this show
you're not very cool.
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Hey, I might be nothing special on this show,
but normally, I'm a real hotshot!
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All right, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!
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She ignored me!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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What Daddy and his friends are
trying to perfect Trivia Master: Yui
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is a device called a bi-directional
communication probe. Trivia Master: Yui
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After acquiring Excalibur,
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the device Daddy installed at the Dicey Cafe
became this device's prototype. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It works by delivering the audio and visual
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captured by the probe, to yuuki in her virtual
space via the internet. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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yuuki is viewing the real world on the large screen
inside her private VR space. Trivia Master: Yui
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If this technology is ever perfected,
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it might not be long before AIs like me residing within
virtual MMOs can enter the real world. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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And in the future,
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mankind will kneel down before
the Yui Empire! Trivia Master: Yui
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It won't turn out like a sci-fi movie.
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Since we're built to be rational,
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we don't waste time on things like
world domination. Trivia Master: Yui
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So please rest assured!
Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guests.
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Today, let's playback
Sword Art Online II Episodes 23-24!
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First, here's a scene from Episode 23.
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I told you, this is making
the gyro too sensitive.
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If you want to prioritize visual tracking,
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you've got to leave a little more wiggle room
in these parameters.
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But then wouldn't there be a lag
with any sudden movement?
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For that, you'll have to hope
the optimization program's training kicks in, Kazu.
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Who knew that the real solo player Kirito
had friends his own age?
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Not only that, but they call you "Kazu!”
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How familiar!
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I'm so overjoyed...
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A sun a! What are you, my old lady?
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Well, Kirito,
you're always with me at lunchtime,
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and after school,
you've only ever gone home with me, Liz and Silica!
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Well, yeah, that's true, but...
It's not like I don't have any friends.
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But it's so nice that
you did make some friends, huh?
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Kazu!
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K-Kazu?
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Since your friends call you Kazu,
maybe I'll call you that, too!
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Or not?
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No, it's not like
I don't want you to...
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Thank you, Kazu!
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Hey, no fair!
I wanna call him Kazu, too!
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You too, yuuki?
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Hey, you don't mind. Do you, Kazu?
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Kazu? Kazu?
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Hey, cut it out, will you?
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We're online, so real names
are forbidden! Forbidden!
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Come on,
let's move on to the next scene!
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Um...
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Hey, A sun a, want to marry me?
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But if you do,
you'll have to be my wife, okay?
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Because if it were the other way around,
my name would be yuuki yuuki, you know?
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yuuki yuuki...
you don't like that name?
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It's not that I don't like it...
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Wouldn't it be weird,
having the same word twice in a row?
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Really? I think it's cool.
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But wouldn't a name like Kazuto Kazuto
be inconvenient for you, too?
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Inconvenient or not,
I'm pretty sure "Kazuto" isn't a last name.
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Actually, I'm checking into that,
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and it seems like there are some people
whose last name is Kazuto.
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I-Is that so?
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But the name Kazuto Kazuto must be rare,
and I find that kind of appealing.
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Oh? So someday,
you want to acquire the last name Kazuto, huh?
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No, I was just imagining it for a second!
It's not like I really want to...
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Fine by me!
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In that case,
I'm going to become A sun a Konno!
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yuuki, I may be incompetent,
but please look after me.
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Likewise!
I look forward to it, A sun a!
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AVA!
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All right, here's our next scene. Enjoy!
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This is really bizarre, isn't it?
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For an unfamiliar face to move
just as you want it to.
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Not only that,
but my body feels strangely light.
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I see.
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What's wrong?
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Well, since appearances are random in ALO,
it's hard to get the look you want,
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but if you borrow someone else's account,
it's possible to take on that form.
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By the way, A sun a,
I didn't know you made another account.
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Yes. Right now,
I have the same face as I do in the real world,
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and I wanted to look like
someone else from time to time.
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I totally understand how you feel!
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When I first logged into SAO,
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I wanted to become someone
different than I was in the real world,
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so I used a really manly avatar!
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I just got an email from Klein.
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What's this? "Kirito,
I have a huge favor to ask you.
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Please lend me your account.”
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Why would he want
to borrow my account?
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Well, I don't mind
just lending it to him...
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Kirito, you can't lend it to him.
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Why not?
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Because he has to be planning
something unsavory!
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Oh, right. Since there are
SO many girls around Kirito!
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That's what I mean!
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What do you mean?
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Anyway, be sure to
turn down Klein's request, all right?
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All right, here's our next scene.
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Okay then, to celebrate
this first gathering... Cheers!
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Cheers!
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That barbecue we ate that day...
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You were the one who made it,
weren't you, A sun a?
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The sauce had a real soy sauce kick,
and it was so yummy!
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Wait, there is no soy sauce in ALO,
so how did you make it?
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I blend all kinds of ingredient items
to recreate the taste of soy sauce!
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Back in our SAO days,
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didn't you make soy sauce and
mayonnaise-flavored condiments for us, too?
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Those meals I had back then
were so good!
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Huh?
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But don't you use totally different ingredients
for condiments in SAO and ALO?
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Yes! That's why bringing out
that BBQ sauce taste was a lot of hard work.
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By the way, what kind of ingredients
did you use this time?
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Let's see... Spotted venom spider legs,
zombie mushrooms, Hedra roots,
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bloody strawberries, dead spirit eyeballs,
hell slug mucus, and also...
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Will I be all right
after eating stuff like that?
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Hang in there, yuuki!
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Asuna's got some mad cooking skills,
s0 there shouldn't be any side effects.
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Probably.
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Oh, please, you two!
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There's no need
for you to be so worried!
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Probably.
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Kirito!
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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ALO avatars are randomly generated, so players
can't choose for themselves. Trivia Master: Yui
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For that reason, quite a few people pay additional fees
to remake their avatars over and over, Trivia Master: Yui
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until they can acquire the kind of
looks they want. Trivia Master: Yui
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Those who still aren't satisfied
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sometimes pay a fee to buy accounts from other
players or avatar dealers. Trivia Master: Yui
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But because of the difference in
brain wave patterns, Trivia Master: Yui
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in all MMORPGS except for the
early days of SAO, Trivia Master: Yui
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it's not possible to choose an avatar
of the opposite sex, Trivia Master: Yui
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and the system is designed to sever the
connection automatically. Trivia Master: Yui
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If I could change my gender,
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I'd use the pick up skills Klein taught me to
snatch numerous girls' hearts! Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Just kidding...
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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That Klein... what kind of nonsense
did he teach our Yui? Trivia Master: Yui
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Let's hope Klein is prepared for
what's to come! Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Did I say something I wasn't supposed to?
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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I'll be praying for Klein's survival.
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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YUUKI'S QUESTION CORNER
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In this corner, Kirito and I will answer questions
from yuuki, who's still new to ALO.
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I heard about your mother, A sun a, A sun a
and Kirito, yuuki tell me about your parents!
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But will you both tell me again about your fathers and
mothers? A sun a and Kirito, yuuki tell me about your parents!
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Now that's a strange thing
to want to know.
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Okay, then I'll start.
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This is my mom.
She's the editor of a computer magazine.
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She's always busy before deadlines,
so a lot of the time she doesn't make it home.
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My dad's job took him overseas,
so he's hardly ever home.
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So I do the housekeeping
with my kid sister, Suguha.
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You got your love of games
from your mother, didn't you?
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Well, my mom's been playing online games
since she was in grade school, I hear,
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so I might have been influenced by her.
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Okay, my turn.
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This is my dad, Shouzou yuuki.
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He was the CEO of a company called RCT,
but a lot happened, and he resigned.
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Right after he quit, he seemed a little down,
but he seems fine now.
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At first glance, he seems a little scary,
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but he's actually pretty friendly,
or rather, he's easy to talk to, isn't he?
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This is my mother, KYOKO yuuki.
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Mom's a college professor,
and she's very punctual and precise.
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She's very concerned about my future plans,
but she and I don't really see eye-to-eye...
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Your mom looks like the type
who'd corner you with cold logic,
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and she seems kind of scary, huh?
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I bet if you got into any mischief,
she'd lecture you for like, two hours...
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I'd probably get yelled at everyday!
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Oh, she wouldn't do anything like that!
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At worst, she'd make you write an apology letter
explaining why you did such a thing!
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A sun a, I don't think that helps her cause.
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So scary!
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But the other day, we talked for real,
and I think I was able to open up to Mom a little.
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That's all thanks to you, yuuki.
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Good for you, A sun a!
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I'm still not totally comfortable
with my mother,
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but I'm gonna do what I can to make Mom understand
what kind of path I want to take!
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Here's an email from one of our viewers.
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It was sent by...
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What? M-Mom?
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What does it say?
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She says, "I'm watching, you know."
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Huh?
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S-S-S-Seriously?
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I said she looked scary -
am I a dead man?
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What am I gonna do?
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Don't worry!
She wouldn't get mad over that kind of thing!
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Calm down... Calm down...
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Uh, I... I have the honor
of dating your daughter, A sun a.
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I'm Kirito... no,
my real name is Kazuto Kirigaya.
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I-It's so nice to meet you.
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Um... I'm a friend of Asuna's...
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And my name is yuuki...
No, it's yuuki Konno.
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I'm sorry I got so scared of you just now.
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Come on, you're both acting too nervous.
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Mom, these two are very dear to me.
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I'll introduce them to you sometime,
so please wait, all right?
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This has been Yuuki's Question Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come to say goodbye.
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This was the final episode
of Sword Art Offline 2.
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Looking back,
a lot happened this time, too, didn't it?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, you're right.
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Well, Kirito, you kept getting
shot or slashed, huh?
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Ever since we started doing this show with you,
I've hardly gotten slashed at all.
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Wait! Does that mean
I was supposed to slash you, too?
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So that's what this show was all about!
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Sorry I didn't pick up on that, Kirito!
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Wh-Why would you go out of your way
to slash me? It's not necessary!
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All right, here goes!
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Just when I thought
it was going to end peacefully...
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Now that Kirito's been slashed as usual,
this show has reached its end.
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Thank you for watching all this time!
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Bye-bye!
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B-Bye... bye.
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY OUR VIEWERS IN FRONT OF THEIR TVS This program
was brought to you thanks to your support of Sword Art Online I.
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