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Newscaster
A sun a
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And now, News Headlines.
Newscaster A sun a
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Newscaster
A sun a
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It's been announced that the two popular beauties of GGO will be performing
as a duo. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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The girl with the long black hair whose sweetness is her charm
A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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Is an unusual type of player who chose to arm herself with a sword
in GGO. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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Her style of deflecting bullets with that sword, then slashing her opponents, is
the talk of the town. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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The silent, stoic blue-haired girl is a brilliant sniper, respected by players in
the upper echelons. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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Her beloved gun, the Hécate II, boasts destructive power with a single
blow. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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News that GGO's hottest girls have formed a duo has set the community
abuzz. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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Fans debate which is better, to be slashed after being shot, or to be shot after
being slashed. A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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A NEW DUO FEATURING TWO BEAUTIFUL
FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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This has been News Headlines. A NEW DUO FEATURING
TWO BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOLS DEBUTS IN GGO!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Host A sun a Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.
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Host A sun a I'm
your host, A sun a!
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I'm your host, A sun a!
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Commentator Kirito Commentator
Sinon I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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Commentator Kirito Commentator
Sinon And I'm your commentator, Sinon.
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This program is an info-variety show,
bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.
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Kirito! Sinon!
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I hear you're starting out as a duo!
Congratulations!
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First of all, we're not performing as a duo,
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and secondly, I'd rather die
than team up with a guy like this.
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That's too bad!
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But I hear you're really popular
among GGO players!
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Well, GGO's got that brutal worldview,
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and there are even less female players
than in SAO.
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It's true that there are tons of guys
who hit on the female players.
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A sun a, didn't you have a hard time
in SAO yourself?
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Yes, I kept getting marriage proposals,
and it was a hassle turning them down.
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Not that they're proposing,
but I get hit on by guys all the time, too...
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And, uh... it's annoying.
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I'm not surprised!
After all, you're so cute, Sinon!
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That's right!
Us cute girls have it tough, don't we?
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Stop talking in that creepy voice.
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Calling me creepy... that's too harsh!
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Oh, Sinon, getting carried away
just because you're kinda cute...
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Either you stop talking like that right now,
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or get your head blasted open - you pick!
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Right! I'll stop! I'm sorry!
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All right, let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The map for the BoB final is a circle with
a diameter of 10 km. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In terms of area, it's 78.5 square kilometers, making it roughly
twice the size of Naha City in Okinawa. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In fact, that makes it the same size as floor one
of the floating castle, Aincrad. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In SAO, this floor was populated by 10,000 players,
Trivia Master: Yui
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whereas in BoB, there are only 30 players.
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This is due to the fact that unlike swords,
guns have a longer range. Trivia Master: Yui
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1 km for a rifle... even assault rifles
have a range of 500 m. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD
and comment on them along with our guest.
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Today, let's playback
Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 7-9!
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First, here's a scene from Episode 7.
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Well, why not? He's obnoxious,
he sexually harassed me, he acts like a hotshot...
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I mean, does he really have to
fight with a sword in GGO of all places?
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Not only that, but at first
he pretended to be a girl,
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and then made me show him around the shops
and pick out his equipment!
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Oh man!
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He really pisses me off!
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You didn't have to get that mad...
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Now that I've seen it again, I'm getting pissed,
so let me squeeze off a few rounds!
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H-Hey, hold up!
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I admit I was to blame, too, in a way,
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but don't you think
you're lashing out at me?
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Oh, shut up!
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Th-This grudge I have against you for seeing my underwear
isn't going to just go away!
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Kirito, why don't you
just resign yourself to getting shot?
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Huh? A sun a?
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After all, when you get right down to it,
I think Sinon's nice to still be talking to you.
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If it were me, I'd have stabbed you
multiple times already!
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I-It's not that I want to pretend to be a girl!
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All right, here's the next scene! Here we go!
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You guys...
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Root for me, okay?
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Hey, Kirito, could it be that
you're actually enjoying looking like a girl?
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Th-That was because it was funny
how the guys responded to me...
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I couldn't help it...
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Oh? Is that right?
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You'd better watch out.
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He says he couldn't help it,
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but he seemed really at home
talking and acting like that.
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You never know,
he might be a cross-dresser in real life, too.
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He couldn't be! No way!
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Well, if he has an older or younger sister in real life,
I'd be suspicious.
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Brothers borrowing their sister's clothes...
Happens all the time.
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Kirito?
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All right, next up is this scene! Here we go!
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What the hell?
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Dammit!
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Now that I'm seeing it again,
this player named Pale Rider has amazing moves!
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There weren't any players that acrobatic
even in SAO, huh?
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He's decreased the weight
of his equipment to the minimum,
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and boosted his acrobatic skills with that build.
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He's a formidable opponent in forest or city stages,
with all their trees and high-rises.
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Since he can launch moves at high speed like a ninja.
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Oh, really? A ninja?
That sounds like fun!
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If you're interested,
want to try out a ninja build sometime?
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If you're going to be serious about it,
I don't mind helping you out.
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Sure! I'll definitely count on you for that!
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If Liz and the others ever convert from ALO to GGO,
that'll really give them a shock!
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All right, next up is this scene! Here we go!
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That's right! Daddy would be too quick
for the cameras to catch...
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In an instant, he'd totally
blitz the enemy from behind!
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Yeah, I can see him doing that.
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He's not even using a gun
in this gun game, but a sword!
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Wow, what kind of a one-track life
have you led until now?
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Sh-Shut up!
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Kirito, you're so predictable!
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Look, since you're here in GGO,
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can't you even consider
using a gun as your main weapon?
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It's not as though
I'm not interested,
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but since I've always fought close-combat with my sword,
I just can't get used to firearms.
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But depending on the skill of your build,
you can do close-combat.
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How about hand-to-hand combat
using dual handguns?
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Dual handguns?
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And if you combine that
with the acrobatic build we just saw,
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you might be able to pull off
some ninja moves with dual handguns!
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Ninja moves with dual handguns!
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Like this!
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Like this, maybe?
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That's sure to surprise the heck out of Liz!
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The gun Death Gun wields in his right hand is a rifle
known as the Silent Assassin. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It's a sophisticated sniper's rifle officially
used by the British Army, Trivia Master: Yui
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and it comes equipped with a silencer.
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It has a firing range of 1 to 1.4 km,
Trivia Master: Yui
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but someone has also achieved the unbelievable record of
successfully sniping from a distance of 2.5 km. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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I wish I could snipe unilaterally from afar, too!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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COUNSELING CORNER
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In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people
living in the SAO2 world,
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and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!
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We're going to slash and hack away at the problems
our viewers sent in to the show!
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Here's today's client!
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Client
G (pseudonym)
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Client G (pseudonym) “"There's a girl I
like in-game, but she won't even talk to me.
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Client G (pseudonym) What
do you think I should do?”
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That's pretty common in net games.
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This looks like it's from a guy,
but what do you think, as women?
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I think that the fact that he's being ignored
means there's nothing he can do.
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So he should give up on her.
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Th-That's a pretty harsh opinion...
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Well, all I want to do is enjoy the game!
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I have no interest in any of that!
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Well, I have to say
there's no doubt about that...
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The other day, he hit on me
without even hiding his ulterior motives!
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What the heck does he think
this game is, anyway?
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I-I see...
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Not only that,
he even brought up his real life!
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Jeez! Damn that Ginrou!
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Wait, is this "G," by any chance...
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Yeah.
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Shooting him down is no fun for me, either,
so he'd better cut it out!
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Hey, you there! You're no different!
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Huh? Me?
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Because you're obnoxious,
and you act like a hotshot!
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I just know you're hitting on girls
all over the place, aren't you?
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N-No, I would never do such a...
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Got it? If you ever hit on another girl,
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I'm gonna blast a hole through your brain,
so keep that in mind!
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Right, I'll be sure not to!
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Sorry, Mr. G., but you probably
shouldn't speak to that girl anymore!
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Please find yourself a new girl, all right?
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This has been the Counseling Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come to say goodbye.
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Uh, I didn't sustain as much damage
as I expected to this time, so that was a relief.
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What about you, Sinon?
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It's still just my second time, so I'm not sure yet.
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But I think I'm kind of starting to enjoy myself.
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Well, of course it all depends on that guy!
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Let's try to make the next time more fun!
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online II video!
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Bye-bye!
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