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Newscaster
A sun a
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And now, News Headlines.
Newscaster A sun a
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Newscaster
A sun a
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Good news for the brutal world
of GGO! Newscaster A sun a
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Good news for the brutal world of GGO! A
NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL
APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A cute beautiful female player has logged in to the capital,
Glocken. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL
APPEARS IN GGO!?
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Even among the overwhelmingly male-orientated
MMORPGS, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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GGO is notorious for being full of hard-core male
players. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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Therefore, a sweet-looking female player like her is to
be treasured. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL
APPEARS IN GGO!?
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Absolutely nothing is known about her profile, including her
player name, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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But her petite, lovely figure and shy, naive
manner A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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Are already creating plenty of buzz among the male
players. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL
APPEARS IN GGO!?
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Apparently, some have already formed an unofficial
fan club, A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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And many of her fans are already calling for her to debut as an idol singer,
and release a photo book. A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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A NEW BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL
APPEARS IN GGO!?
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This has been News Headlines. A NEW
BEAUTIFUL FEMALE IDOL APPEARS IN GGO!?
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Host A sun a Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline 2.
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Host
A sun a
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Host A sun a I'm
your host, A sun a!
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I'm your host, A sun a!
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This program is an info-variety show,
bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.
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Kirito is off today for personal reasons,
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but we do have a special guest for you...
That person who's the talk of the town is with us today!
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It's the mysterious beauty
I spoke about in the headlines.
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Here she is!
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Guest
Kiriko?
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Guest Kiriko? H-Hello,
everybody, my name is Kiriko.
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H-Hello, everybody, my name is Kiriko.
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I was asked at the last minute
to fill in here on Sword Art Offline 2.
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Nice to meet you all!
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So you say your name is Kiriko?
You're even prettier than you look in the video!
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P-Please... you're embarrassing me.
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Your fans are hoping that you'll make your debut as an idol
and put out a photo book, but do you have any plans to do so?
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Well, a photo book would be too embarrassing,
but the idol thing intrigues me a little, I think.
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Wh-What kind of man is your type?
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U-Um...
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Someone gentle, maybe?
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Wait, could you ease up on me now, A sun a?
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Sorry! Sorry!
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But I really meant it
when I said you looked pretty, Kirito.
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All right, that's enough...
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Anyway, aren't you forgetting something?
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Oh, that's right!
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Actually, there's one more guest
that I'd like to introduce to you.
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The cool beauty of a sniper, Sinon!
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Here she is!
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Guest
Sinon
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Guest Sinon Starting today, Sinon will be
joining us as a regular on Sword Art Offline 2.
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Starting today, Sinon will be joining us
as a regular on Sword Art Offline 2.
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I'm Sinon.
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I'm no beauty,
but it's a fact that I'm a sniper.
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I-I look forward to working with you, Sinon.
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Yes. Likewise, A sun a.
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As well as that person over there
who looks like a girl.
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Uh...
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I'm Kirito.
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Oh, right, that was your name, wasn't it?
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Nice to meet you.
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Uh, Sinon, is there something going on
between you and Kirito?
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Oh, yes! Lots of things.
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I'll go into more detail
in the next segment.
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A-And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This red line is called a Ballistic
Prediction Line, Trivia Master: Yui
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and just as its name implies, it shows you what kind
of trajectory a bullet will take. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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A targeted player uses this Ballistic Prediction
Line to dodge bullets. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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However, as long as a sniper hasn't been
detected by an opponent, Trivia Master: Yui
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the first shot they fire won't generate a
Ballistic Prediction Line. Trivia Master: Yui
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Because of this, it's almost impossible to
evade a sniper attack. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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All right, I'm gonna fire away at you, too!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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Today, let's playback
Sword Art Online 2 Episodes 4-6!
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First, here's a scene from Episode 4.
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Yes. It's my first time.
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I'd like to go to a cheap weapons shop,
and also someplace called the Governor's Office.
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Kirito, how did it feel to look like a girl?
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It was awful.
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Just walking down the street,
you get stared at or heckled!
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I think I understand now
what you went through in SAO, A sun a.
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So you say, but your performance
as a girl was spot on!
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Could it be that you have
a cross-dressing fetish?
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No, I don't have that kind of fetish!
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I just wanted you to show me around,
but you got the wrong idea...
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Oh? So you're saying it was my fault?
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N-No, that's not what I...
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Oh, whatever.
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We have tons and tons of footage
depicting your evil deeds, anyway!
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Let's move on!
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Now this is evidence of lewd conduct, right?
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Isn't this precisely why
you were faking being a girl?
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Kirito... you didn't!
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She's wrong! She's wrong!
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Seeing Sinon in her underwear was an accident!
No way was that deliberate!
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I wonder about that...
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No, I swear it's true!
Hey, I said I was sorry right after this!
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But of course you apologized
if it was an accident!
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Anyway, if that was deliberate,
you wouldn't live to regret it!
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In the first place,
you could've avoided it
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if you'd told me from the get-go
that you were a guy, am I right?
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Well...
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Still plenty more to come!
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Here's the next scene.
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How do you do! I'm "That Person.”
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Oh... H-Hello. Nice to meet you.
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Um... So are you a friend of Sinon's?
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I mean, what were you thinking,
flirting with a guy?
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You must have a thing
for cross-dressing, after all!
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Or maybe you're more into guys?
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Kirito... Kirito...
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A-A sun a, I was just messing around
when I did that, okay?
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There was absolutely nothing else behind it!
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Really? Can I believe you?
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Really, really! Believe me!
I'm begging you!
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If Spiegel's your type, let me know.
I'll tell him.
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Don't say stuff like that even as a joke!
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All right, here's our next scene.
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But this is...
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Did I do something wrong here?
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This is something I chose just because I was pissed
that you slashed the bullet I fired.
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Wh-What kind of reason is that?
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What's wrong with being pissed?
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I mean, you did all sorts of things to me,
so you should give me at least this!
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You're unbelievable!
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Uh... That has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The gun that Daddy bought is a handgun
known as the Five Seven. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It was so named because it fires
5.7mm caliber bullets. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Compared to the more conventional 9mm handgun,
its barrel is smaller, Trivia Master: Yui
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and as the gun itself is made of polymer,
it's small and light, Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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but because its bullets are similar in
shape to rifle bullets, Trivia Master: Yui
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it boasts tremendous penetrative power, so much that it can
even pierce through a bulletproof vest. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Be sure not to use this gun, children!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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COUNSELING CORNER
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In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people
living in the SAO2 world,
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and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!
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We're going to slash and hack away at the problems
our viewers sent in to the show!
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Here's today's client!
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Client
Avatar Buyer (pseudonym)
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Client Avatar Buyer (pseudonym) "I just can't stop thinking about
this pretty boy player with an M9000 avatar that I met in Glocken.
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Client Avatar Buyer
(pseudonym) What should I do?"
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Client
Avatar Buyer (pseudonym)
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M9000 avatar?
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He's talking about the avatar
of Mr. Cross-Dresser here.
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They say it's extremely rare, with its delicate, sweet looks
that make the user look just like a female.
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Oh, really?
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Seems like people can't resist its asexual charm,
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and some of them would rather date
an M9000-type pretty boy than a real girl!
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What? N-No way, that's not for me!
I'd do anything but date a guy!
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But Kirito, we have to
do something for this poor man.
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I'm not sure you should date him,
but why not just meet up with him?
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That's easy for you to say...
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I can't risk him liking me
if I do meet him.
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Then why don't you
at least give him a photo?
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If you give him a photo of you looking especially cute,
the client should give up on you, right?
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A photo of me looking especially cute?
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That's right! For example, like this one.
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That's...!
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My, you do look pretty cute!
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Don't send him that one!
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All right, I'm going to
give Mr. Avatar Buyer this photo.
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Think of it as the boy you met in Glocken,
and treasure it forever.
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Uh... This has been the Counseling Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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Sinon, today was your first show;
how did you like it?
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I enjoyed it immensely.
After all, I was able to get back at this guy.
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Give me a break already!
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You're right.
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I'd really like to get a little more revenge,
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but I feel bad for A sun a,
so I'm going to let you off now.
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And you, Kirito?
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It seems like I'm getting
less physical damage than Season 1,
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but my psychological damage has increased.
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Wonder if I'm gonna make it?
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Kirito - you can do it!
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Yeah, you can do it.
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online II video!
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Bye-bye!
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE SBC GLOCKEN GOVERNOR'S OFFICE
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SBC GLOCKEN GOVERNOR'S OFFICE Sword Art
Offline 2 was brought to you by the SBC Glocken Governor's Office,
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SBC GLOCKEN GOVERNOR'S OFFICE who take
pride in providing you with stimulating battles within BoB.
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