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Newscaster
A sun a
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And now, News Headlines.
Newscaster A sun a
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Newscaster
A sun a
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Behemoth, the formidable minigun-wielding player who's never lost in a
multiplayer battle, COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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has been defeated by a female sniper. COOL YOUNG
BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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Behemoth's minigun blows its competition out of the water in terms of attack
power and range, COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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and with support from his allies, you could say he was invincible.
COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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The player who took out minigun-wielder Behemoth so spectacularly
is... COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY/SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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She showed magnificent courage by fighting even after losing a
leg. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY/SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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Sinon had already won praise for her talents as a sniper,
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but she's drawing even more attention now that she's defeated
Behemoth. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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I looks like her cool beauty will only give her more impetus as a rising
star to watch! COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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COOL YOUNG BEAUTY /SNIPER
DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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This has been News Headlines. COOL YOUNG BEAUTY
/SNIPER DEFEATS MINIGUN WIELDING BEHEMOTH
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone.
It's now time for Sword Art Offline.
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Host Commentator A sun a Kirito Hello,
everyone. It's now time for Sword Art Offline.
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Host Commentator
A sun a Kirito
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Host Commentator A sun a
Kirito I'm your host, A sun a!
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Host Commentator A sun a Kirito
And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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This program is an info-variety show,
bringing you all the news about Gun Gale Online.
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Since today is our first broadcast of the second season,
we have some amazing guests for you!
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Hello! I'm Silica!
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Hey, there! I'm Lisbeth.
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Guest Guest
Lisbeth Silica
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Guest Guest Lisbeth Silica Tell me, what do you two
think of Sinon, whom I just mentioned in the headlines?
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Tell me, what do you two think of Sinon,
whom I just mentioned in the headlines?
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She's such a cool, awesome person!
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It's amazing that she beat
that monster of a player all by herself!
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True, she really is a cool badass,
but I'm more interested in the fact that she's a girl.
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Well, there are no other cool types among us,
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and I was wondering
what you-know-who thought...
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Let's see... She's someone I don't want to go up against,
if I had a choice.
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Oh? Can you tell us why not?
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Because I'm a swordsman, that's why.
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I struggled against long-distance
magical attacks in ALO as well,
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but this girl Sinon snipes you
from over 1 km away!
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Her range is just insane!
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Not only that, but her bullets travel so fast
I can't even see them.
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Plus she's so powerful that
she can take out an enemy with one shot.
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To be honest, I don't even want to think about
taking on someone with all that at her disposal.
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Aren't you glad, A sun a?
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That Kirito's such a gaming nerd?
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Should I be happy about that?
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Oh, but I guess it's better than
worrying about other girls?
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A sun a! Don't forget to host!
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline 2 started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Gun Gale Online is a game set on Earth after civilization has
been wiped out in battle in the distant past. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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As the story goes, the people who returned on an immigrant
spaceship are now living there, Trivia Master: Yui
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and Glocken, the capital city they inhabit, is the actual
spaceship that they flew back in. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It's a sci-fi-ish worldview, totally different
from Aincrad and ALFHEIM! Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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That somewhat scary atmosphere
is so not my thing! Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray or DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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Today, let's playback
Sword Art Online II Episodes 1-3!
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First, here's a scene from Episode 1.
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So... today we both just happened to be
dressed in "colors from the past.”
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What are the odds of that?
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As usual, you're acting all lovey-dovey, huh?
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"So today we both just happened to be
dressed in 'colors from the past.'
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What are the odds of that?"
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You hear that?
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You and Kirito are really close, aren't you?
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But setting aside Asuna's wardrobe for now,
since Kirito never wears anything but black,
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those odds aren't really so crazy,
are they now?
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Th-That's not true!
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I mean, I do have clothes that aren't black.
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So what's the deal here?
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Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen him
in anything but black myself.
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That's not true!
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If you leave him to his own devices, he'll only wear black,
so you've got to do your part!
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Go shopping together,
and coordinate his wardrobe, all right?
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That's how you devise an excuse for a date!
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Oh, I see!
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Thanks, Liz!
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All right, here's our next scene! Here we go!
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There are so many different guns
in Gun Gale Online!
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Uh, in Gun Gale Online,
guns fall into one of two categories.
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Two types: laser guns
and live ammo guns.
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So how are they different?
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A laser gun is... uh...
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Well, I guess you could say
it's like a ray gun, so to speak.
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Not only is it light, but it's got a long range,
and it's highly accurate.
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I don't know, sounds too good to be true!
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No, it does have its flaws.
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I hear it loses considerable force
within a protective field.
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So what about live ammo guns?
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Live ammo guns are like guns in the real world,
they fire live bullets.
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Compared to laser guns,
the force of each bullet is tremendous,
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and they say it can pierce a protective field.
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On the other hand, not only do you have to lug around
a bunch of heavy, bulky magazines,
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but since the bullet trajectory
can be affected by wind or humidity,
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hitting your target from a distance
calls for pretty mad skills, I hear.
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Both have their pros and cons,
so it's hard to choose between them, huh?
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Well, laser guns should be used on monsters
without protective fields;
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live ammo guns on opponents with protective fields.
So goes the theory, supposedly.
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I see! That was quite enlightening, Professor!
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All right, next up is this scene!
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If you please!
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Yee-haw! Mind-blowing force!
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If I got attacked by one of those,
I'd be totally helpless!
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That was a heavy machine-gun class weapon
called the GE-M134 minigun.
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It's a monster gun that can fire
one hundred 7.62mm-caliber rounds per second.
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100 rounds per second?
Can humans handle something like that?
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These guns are actually
installed on helicopters and jeeps,
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so they're not meant
to be wielded by humans.
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Even in-game, the weight of the gun,
with ammunition, exceeds 40 kg.
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What's up with that?
How can you even walk carrying that?
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This guy... what kind of
a ripped gym rat is he, anyway?
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Yeah. The player who arms himself with this gun,
Behemoth, plays as a full STR build,
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but he still goes over the weight limit,
so I hear he gets hit with a Movement Penalty.
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But I guess that must mean
that even after subtracting those demerits,
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he's got range
and attack power to spare.
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All right, next up is this scene! Enjoy!
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Good! Now you've got some meat on you.
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But it's still nowhere near enough.
Are you eating right?
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Kirito, who is this woman?
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A-A nurse named Ms. Aki!
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She was in charge of my rehab
after I got back from SAO.
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Oh? Talk about nasty!
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Hey, I'm working hard on rehab,
but my body's still not back to normal, see,
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so she's always yelling at me to eat more
and put on some pounds, that's all.
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My doctor tells me to eat more, too.
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But I still can't manage that much.
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Well, since you're so thin, A sun a.
I'm worried, too.
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Yes. I'm sorry to make you worry.
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Oh, jeez!
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Getting all lovey-dovey in a place like this!
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That has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The firearm used by Sinon is a weapon used for sniping,
categorized as an anti-materiel sniper rifle. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Its official name is the PGM Ultima
Ratio Hécate II. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Boasting a vast range of more than 1 km,
Trivia Master: Yui
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it is capable of penetrating armored vehicles
and building walls, Trivia Master: Yui
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thereby inflicting damage with its incredible
destructive power. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Its force is so tremendous, in fact, that its use as an
anti-personnel weapon is widely discouraged. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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I want to fire one, too!
Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia 2!
Trivia Master: Yui
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COUNSELING CORNER
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In this segment, we'll be hearing from various people
living in the SAO2 world,
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and we'll be solving their problems in a flash!
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Starting today, we'll be solving the problems
mailed in to us by our viewers.
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Meaning that we might receive one
from someone we don't even know.
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I guess you could say that.
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Here's today's client!
Let's take a look!
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Client
Ms. S (pseudonym)
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Uh, so this is a request from a girl.
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"I'm always getting my skirt
flipped up by a monster.
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If this goes on, somebody might
get a look up the skirt.
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What should I do?"
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Now this is a serious issue for any girl!
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Really awful, don't you think? This monster!
He needs to consider other people's feelings!
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Next time I see him,
I'm gonna slash him to shreds!
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What's the matter, Silica?
You really seem serious about this.
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Oh, no, not really!
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By the way, what does that mean,
flipping skirts?
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Were there any monsters
that did that kind of thing?
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Uh, it looks like we've just received
footage of the actual deed.
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Let's watch!
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L-Leaf a!
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What's this footage doing here?
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After I went out of my way
to post anonymously!
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Huh? What's this?
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Please don't look! You can't look!
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So this is how it's always gonna end...
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This has been the Counseling Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE 2
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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Silica, what did you think
of today's Offline?
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I got to talk to you and Kirito
for the first time in a long time, so it was fun.
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And you, Lisbeth?
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It was fun for me, too,
getting to live it up with you all again.
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But lately I haven't been too active.
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I guess I'll go on another quest
with Leaf a and Silica?
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How about you, Kirito?
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I had to go through
some terrible experiences last time,
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but it wasn't as bad
as I expected this time around.
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I'd appreciate it if you could keep the damage
around this level going forward.
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online II video!
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Bye-bye!
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