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And now, News Headline.
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Kirito the Spriggan has reached the top of the World
Tree. DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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It was believed that this would finally complete the Grand
Quest, DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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DECEPTION UNCOVERED
GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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But there was no Floating City at the summit, and the
Fairy King-- DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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Or rather, Sugou, a man calling himself the Fairy
King, DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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Had captured 300 SAO survivors DECEPTION
UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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And had been conducting inhumane experiments on
them. DECEPTION UNCOVERED GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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DECEPTION UNCOVERED
GRAND QUEST NEVER EXISTED?
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In related news
is our next story.
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In related news is our next story.
FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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ALFHEIM was reborn as a result of Kirito defeating
RCT's Sugou. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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The flight time limit of all fairies was
lifted, FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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And Sword Art Online's Aincrad appeared in the skies
above ALFHEIM. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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Many players are now challenging the floating fortress that
once housed the death game. FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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This has been News Headline!
FLOATING CASTLE AINCRAD APPEARS!
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This has been News Headline!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone! It's time
for Sword Art Offline.
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I'm Leaf a, your host!
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And I'm Kirito
on commentary!
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in ALFHEIM.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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Thanks to you, Kirito,
we can all fly freely now.
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No, it was all thanks
to you guys.
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I never could have reached the top
of the World Tree by myself.
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Thanks.
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Actually, I have a very important
piece of news for you, Kirito.
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This will be the final installment
of Sword Art Offline!
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Seriously?!
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With that being said,
I, as your host for this show...
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will be totally pumped up for this final
installment of Sword Art Offline!
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* There will be no fan service scene.
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I see. Okay, in that case, I, as your
commentator... * There will be no fan service scene.
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...will show you
that I can take a hint!
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Specifically, today I will not
be wailed on or stabbed!
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Unlikely.
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I'm begging you,
get pumped up for me!
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Sure, I guess... And on that note,
let's start Sword Art Offline!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In ALO's spells, each word
has meaning, Trivia Master: Yui
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and various effects can be achieved
by combining them. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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For instance, spells beginning with "SIK" are
directed at the caster. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Spells beginning with "OS" are directed
at the caster's party. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In other words, if you can hear what
word it begins with, Trivia Master: Yui
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it is possible to anticipate what an upcoming
spell's effects will be. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Countering it, however, is
difficult. Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art
Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray and DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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And now, allow me to bring in
today's guest! Come on out!
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A sun a
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Hello, I'm A sun a.
A sun a
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Welcome to the show, A sun a!
Or welcome back, I should say!
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It's good to be back.
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H-Hey.
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You were the host of this
show before me, right?
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Show me how
it's done today!
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I don't have anything
to teach you, Leaf a!
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You're much better at emceeing
than I ever was.
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Oh, I am not!
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Huh?
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Don't you have anything to say, Kirito?
Seeing as how A sun a is finally here and all?
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S-Sorry!
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And now, let's begin playback
and watch along with A sun a.
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Let's start off
with this scene.
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I'm sorry.
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Um, it's not what it looks like!
We're brother and sister!
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Kirito...
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It's wrong to make
a girl cry!
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Hey! You're going at me full-blast
right off the bat without warning?!
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Isn't that a little extreme?!
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Is that all you have to say?
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Remember, Kirito, safe-zone fights
leave you with a sense of terror.
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I'm sorry! My sister and I had an
all-out fight, and it made her cry!
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A sun a, I'm just as much to blame!
It's a tie!
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If you say so, Leaf a.
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L-Let's move on
to the next clip!
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A sun a.
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Oh, gosh! You showed one
of my scenes this time!
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Um, Leaf a? I wasn't doing
anything pervy there, okay?
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Yui was right there between us!
See?
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Stop talking!
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You're ruining a touching moment!
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Learn to take a hint!
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I dropped the ball there...
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Yui looked so happy,
finally being able to see you!
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I found myself crying there, too.
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That was a classic, touching scene
that really conveyed how Yui felt!
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It was...
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What kind of scene will we get next?
Roll tape!
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S-Sweet...
So sweet!
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Great! I wasn't in that scene!
That means I'm safe!
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Oh?
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Terrible things were being done
to me, and you say, "Great"?
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Sorry! I'm totally sorry!
I didn't mean it like that!
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Kirito, you're the worst!
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PLEASE STAND BY
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Why are boys always so insensitive?
This guy here creeps me out, too!
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Now that I think about it, nobody ever
called Sugou "Oberon,” not even once.
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He deserved it!
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And now, our next clip is the
honest-to-goodness last one!
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Yeah, I will.
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I'll go anywhere with you.
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Why would you play another clip that
could be easily misinterpreted?!
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I see that even in ALFHEIM,
Kirito was still Kirito.
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Huh?
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He can seem gruff sometimes,
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but if there's ever someone who's in trouble or hurt,
he'll show up out of nowhere and help them.
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A sun a...
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Still, though... Why does that "someone in
trouble” always seem to be a cute girl?
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In spite of the fact that
most players are men.
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W-Well, that's...
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He's my own brother,
but I have no idea, either.
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Tell me, is Kirito a girl magnet
in the real world, too?
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Not in the least. I've never seen him
with a friend, much less a girlfriend.
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He hardly ever gets New Year's
greeting cards, either.
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Stop!
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No fair, that's insider information!
I'm begging you, stop it!
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Tell me everything later.
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And you tell me every embarrassing story
from when he was in SAO, okay?
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Have a heart, will ya?
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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AKIHIKO Kayaba.
Trivia Master: Yui
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He performed a high-resolution
scan of his own brain Trivia Master: Yui
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and converted his consciousness
to digital code. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Physically, he should be dead, but as to what sort
of being he currently is... Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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...analysis is impossible.
Trivia Master: Yui
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Inexplicable mysteries exist even in a world
made up of 0's and 1's. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art
Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui
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In this segment, we discuss the topic displayed
on the slot machine along with our guest.
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Our guest A sun a will be staying
with us for this segment!
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All right, then!
Slot, start!
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GOALS
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GOALS
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GOALS
What a forward-looking topic!
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GOALS I got to have a fun conversation with A
sun a, so I think I've achieved today's goal.
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Goals only have meaning as goals
when they're hard to achieve...
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How about you, A sun a?
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Huh? My goals?
It's not like I don't have any, but, well...
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Oh? What are they?
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Hm... It's a secret.
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You won't even tell me?
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You know what it is, Kirito!
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Wait, does it have something
to do with me?
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Yes.
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It does, huh?
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What could it be?
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Um, maybe you could give a hint
that other people can understand?
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A hint?
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The hint is...
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...is "Floor 22."
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Oh! The log cabin!
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Right!
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Log cabin?
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Back in SAO, we bought
a log cabin on Floor 22,
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It's a house filled with memories
where we spent our honeymoon.
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And when I heard that the same house
would be in the new Aincrad...
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...I thought it would be nice to live
there again with Kirito and Yui.
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Oh, I get it now.
That's a wonderful goal.
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But the thing is, house purchases
are on a first-come basis.
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I know. We're going to
have to work hard.
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Work hard?
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If house purchases
are first come, first serve,
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we have to reach Floor 22
before anyone else!
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We'll take point on
the Floor 21 boss assault!
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I thought she was quick to resort to
violence today... She was in battle mode?
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I've already formulated
an assault plan!
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They don't call you the Lightning Flash
for nothing, A sun a.
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- Let's get to it, then!
- Yeah!
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What's the matter, Leaf a?
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Come on, let's go!
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Okay!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
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I-I'm really sorry about that!
It's now time to say goodbye.
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When I think about how this is the last time,
I get a little sad, you know?
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Come on, let's get moving!
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Kirito!
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Don't sweat it!
We'll see them again!
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Sheesh...
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Kirito, you're hopeless.
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He's right, though.
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Let's part ways here and look forward
to the day we meet again!
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Thank you!
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Brought to you by: Everyone
in front of the TV Thank you!
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all of you out there who supported Sword Art Online!
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