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And now, News Headline.
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Tragic news.
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Tragic news.
KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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News has come in that Kirito, who was the
topic of much debate, KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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has died while attempting the
Grand Quest. KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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Kirito arrived at Arun, the town at the base of the
World Tree, early this morning. KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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Afterward, he attempted the Grand
Quest. KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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Given that many powerful parties have
attempted this and failed, KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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there were grave concerns about Kirito's safety
while attempting it alone. KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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Reports say that soon after his attempt, he was
discovered as a Remain Light. KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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This has been News Headline.
KIRITO DIES AT ARUN
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This has been News Headline.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time
for Sword Art Offline.
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I'm your host, Leaf a.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in ALFHEIM.
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But today, we will be bringing you a special
retrospective on the life of Kirito.
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Looking back at it now, he provided
this show with so much to talk about
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from the day he began playing ALO
right up to the day he died.
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Truly, his life in ALO was
like a candle in the wind.
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- And so, to look back at his life--
- Wait just a minute!
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Don't kill me off!
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It's just a game!
It's not like I'm really gonna die!
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Kirito!
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Leaf a, why are you
doing this?!
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Sorry!
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Hey! What's the deal?!
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I'm sorry... I still can't look you
in the eye, Big Brother!
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Please... Just stay
in there for now.
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That doesn't mean you have
to pretend I'm dead!
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- Let's get on with the show.
- You're ignoring me?!
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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The Demonic Sword Gram is a super-rare item, and
only one exists on the server. Trivia Master: Yui
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The only sword capable of withstanding it is
Excalibur, the mightiest sword. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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However, opinions differ on where it is located,
and it has yet to be found. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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It can truly be said to be a
legendary weapon. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art
Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray and DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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Allow me to introduce two guests
who will join us in memorializing Kirito.
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He is a hero who saved the Sylph people.
Cait Sith Leader: Alicia Sylph Leader: Sakuya
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This turn of events is truly regrettable.
Cait Sith Leader: Alicia Sylph Leader: Sakuya
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We Cait Sith are in his debt, too. Cait
Sith Leader: Alicia Sylph Leader: Sakuya
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We Cait Sith
are in his debt, too.
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It's a real shame that he died.
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To think that the leaders of other races
would mourn a Spriggan like this...
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I'm sure that he
would be touched.
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Hey! Guests! Doesn't any of
this strike you as weird?!
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Hm? I thought I heard someone
say something.
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It's your ears playing tricks!
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N-No way!
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I am uncertain what is going on, but Leaf a
has been good to me, so here I am.
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This kind of stuff is interesting,
so I decided to play along with it!
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I can't believe those two are
both taking Leafa's side...
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And so, let's begin the Playback Corner
with this scene.
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Die!
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Wasn't that awesome?! I can't believe
he beat General Eugene!
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He is the mightiest
player in ALO.
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Which makes his loss
all the more heartbreaking.
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Oh, whatever.
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He fought for us, even though
he was a Spriggan.
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Kirito was a good man.
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I respect him even more
after seeing a player like Sigurd.
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There will always be
a few bad apples.
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Though pathetic ones like Recon
can be a hassle, too.
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Actually, I find Recon to be
admirable in his own way.
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He was the one who uncovered
Sigurd's betrayal, right?
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Huh? But this is Recon
we're talking about!
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Leaf a, you seem to have
it out for Recon.
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She's pretty rough
on me, too.
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Next up is this scene!
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Kirito, was it? What do you say?
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Since I've taken a personal interest in you,
how about a drink later in Sylvain, as thanks?
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Wait...
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That's not fair, Sakuya!
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No seducing!
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Who are you to talk?
You're clinging to him too much.
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You're so pathetic,
drooling over them like that.
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You're rough on me,
all right...
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Why is it? Kirito seems to have a certain
something that attracts women to him.
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A guy like him must
be popular IRL, too!
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Kirito's real-world self...
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Do you know anything, Leaf a?
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Wha--?
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This line of inquiry is actually
a breach of etiquette,
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but surely it's allowable to help
reminisce over the deceased.
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My gut tells me that you know
a few things about Kirito, Leaf a!
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No, no, I don't know
anything at all!
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- How old is he?
- How tall is he?
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Honestly, I don't know!
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- Does he have older or younger sisters?
- Or a girlfriend?
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W-Well, he...
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Based on that reaction,
you DO know...
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Tell us, tell us!
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Look, Kirito is more or less
here with us, so we shouldn't--
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You acknowledged
that I'm here!
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H-Hey, let's move on
to the next clip!
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Don't change the subject!
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This is our next scene.
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He's tough, all right!
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He may have failed in the end, but his ability
to get things done is impressive.
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Yes. Which is why his loss
is so terrible...
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Right! That settles it!
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I'm finally out!
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Hey! Sakuya, why did you
do that?!
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After seeing him prove his mettle
in battle, I have reconsidered.
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The Sylph need Kirito's
services as a mercenary.
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Aw, no fair! If that's how it's gonna be,
the Cait Sith want him, too!
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U-Um, I...
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Hey, you two!
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You arrived at the World Tree, so your
journey with Leaf a is over, is it not?
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Plus, it seems like you two
are fighting right now.
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W-Well, that's because...
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Why don't we talk about
joining my people?
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I have a favorite bar, so we can have
a nice, long conversation there.
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Kirito, forget about the Sylph,
come join the Cait Sith!
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We have a ton of cute girls!
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Um, well...
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Uh...
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Come on!
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Let's talk about it outside.
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Big Brother, don't!
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Huh? What did you say
just now?
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Did you say "big brother"?
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N-No! I didn't, I didn't!
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Right, right,
you heard it wrong!
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No, that certainly sounded
like "big brother” to me.
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Which means that you two...
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W-We aren't actually real
siblings or anything!
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We just call each other that,
that's all!
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- You aren't siblings...
- ...but you call him "big brother.”
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Hm...
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Could it be... you two have that
sort of deep relationship?
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To get out of a rut, you changed your
pet names for each other to spice things up?
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That sort of thing?
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Um, what's going on?
They're totally misreading this...
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What should we do? Maybe we should
clear up this misunderstanding.
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We're sorry! We didn't mean to drive
a wedge between you, so forgive us, okay?
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And I apologize for interrupting
your coffin role-playing.
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Um, the coffin wasn't there for--
Right?
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Oh, I don't care anymore...
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This has been
Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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There are dungeons to the north, south, east,
and west of Central City Arun, Trivia Master: Yui
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and each one's deepest area is
connected to Jotunheim. Trivia Master: Yui
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Super-super-super tough monsters called Evil
Gods prowl that place, Trivia Master: Yui
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and since light doesn't reach there, your flight
ability can't regenerate. Trivia Master: Yui
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It is the game's field with the
highest difficulty. Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art
Trivia! Trivia Master: Yui
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In this segment, we discuss the topic
displayed on the slot machine
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and discuss it
with our guests!
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- Let's spin it, then!
- Right!
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Slot, start!
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World Tree Assault
Mini War Council
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World Tree Assault Mini War Council What a timely topic!
We just happen to have two leaders with us here today!
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I had no idea that this segment
had worthwhile topics like this...
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An assault, huh?
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It's really a question of what to
do about all those Guardians?
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I believe that our only option is
to meet them with equal numbers.
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But sheer numbers
won't do the trick.
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You should hit them with elite troops
like my Dragoons!
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What is it, Kirito?
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Well, I agree that numbers alone
aren't the solution,
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but I don't think that elite troops
are the answer, either.
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How do you mean?
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Simply gathering together a bunch
of powerful players won't work.
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Something tells me that we
can't beat the Grand Quest
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without the help of other races,
not just the Cait Sith and Sylph.
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Hey, now you're talking!
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I'll join in as a Spriggan, too.
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If all the races join together, I'm sure that
we'll be able to take on the Grand Quest!
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Naturally, the Sylph and Cait Sith intend
to attempt the Grand Quest at your side.
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Let's go for it!
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Yeah!
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And so, with everyone joined
together in common cause,
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this has been
Slot Talk!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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I enjoyed myself.
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Plus, I also learned
how close you two are.
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Be nice to each other and be
happy forever, you two!
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Um, that's not how we are...
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Boy, that got awkward...
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But what the heck...
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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Sword Art Offline was brought to you
by the Arun Chamber of Commerce,
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which supports all players who
aim to conquer the World Tree.
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