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And now, News Headline.
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The mysterious newbie
we introduced in our last show
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The mysterious newbie we introduced in our
last show SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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Has appeared in Sylvain, capital of the Sylph
territory. SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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His suspicious behavior has caused him to be suspected
of being a spy. SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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SUSPECTED SPY: KIRITO
SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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Kirito charged into the Tower of Wind, the symbol of the Sylph
territory, SUSPECTED SPY: KIRITO SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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But his attempt at sabotage failed. SYLPH
TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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A source claims that afterwards,
SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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Kirito wandered around Sylvain and made contact with
a Sylph VIP. SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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It is believed that he was gathering
intelligence. SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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An information leak during preparations for the Grand
Quest assault SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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Could spell doom for the Sylph race.
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SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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Multiple demands for spy countermeasures have been presented
to the Sylph government, SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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And the Sylphs wait with bated breath for a response from
territory leader Lady Sakuya. SYLPH TERRITORY INFILTRATED BY SPY?
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This has been News Headline!
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This has been News Headline!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time
for Sword Art Offline.
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- I'm Leaf a, your host.
- And I'm Kirito, your commentator.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in ALFHEIM.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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You've become quite
the celebrity, Kirito.
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I noticed people
staring at me in town.
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But I just assumed it was because
Spriggans are so rare.
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Well, it's not that Spriggans are
a rare race, they're just unpopular.
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Their special magic isn't geared towards
combat, so it just isn't very useful.
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I have no regrets about
choosing black!
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Now, now, the very fact that a different
race was walking around Sylph territory,
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and in their capital city of Sylvain,
to boot, was what was unusual.
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Right, a player doesn't have the right to
attack while in another race's territory.
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In other words, there's a risk of being
PK'ed without being able to fight back.
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Correct.
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But in spite of that, you keep
drawing attention to yourself.
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If anything happens,
I'll just fly away.
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Honestly, Kirito, you never
take anything seriously.
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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Oberon, King of ALFHEIM, has come
to grace you, Trivia Master: Oberon
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the unenlightened masses, with some
tidbits of knowledge. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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"Oberon" is the name of a noble
fairy king Trivia Master: Oberon
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who appears in the folklore of
medieval England. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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"Oberon" is also sometimes written
"Auberon.โ Trivia Master: Oberon
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However, when speaking my
name, Trivia Master: Oberon
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make certain to address me as "Your
Majesty Oberon."โ Trivia Master: Oberon
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Being overly familiar with me will be punished by
your account being deleted. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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In addition, female players 24 years
of age or younger Trivia Master: Oberon
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may address me as "Lord Oberonโ
or "Lord Obie." Trivia Master: Oberon
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This has been Sword Art
Trivia. Trivia Master: Oberon
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray and DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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P-Perverted topics
and imagery are off-limits!
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You're still holding a grudge
about last time...
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Look, you don't have to worry about more land mines
like that, even from the upcoming guests.
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I won't let them, you hear?
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"But it's okay for me to," is that it?
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Don't get clingy with my Daddy!
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"Daddy"?
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Yui! I told you not to
show yourself yet!
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It's worse for Leaf a
to get clingy with you like that!
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You've got it all wrong!
I'm not clinging to him!
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Huh? When did you
get so big, Yui?
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Oh, that. It's hard to have a conversation
when she's pixie-sized, right?
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Do private pixies have
a function like that?
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She's a fairly unusual type.
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I don't really get it,
but whatever.
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And now, allow me to formally
introduce today's guest.
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Private Pixie (?): Yui
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Hello, I'm Yui.
Private Pixie (?): Yui
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Hello! Now, let's start watching
the clips with Yui.
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Let's start with this scene.
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Leaf a!
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Recon (Leafa's boyfriend)
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You're okay!
Recon (Leafa's boyfriend)
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Oh, he must be your boyfriend!
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Recon
(Leafa's boyfriend)
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Recon (Leafa's boyfriend) He is not! He showed me the
ropes when I first started playing ALO, that's all!
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Recon (Leafa's boyfriend)
He's just a member of my party!
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Recon (member of Leafa's party)
He's just a member of my party!
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If I remember right, he's a friend
in real life, too, isn't he?
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Recon (member of Leafa's party) Well... I'd
call him more of an acquaintance than a friend.
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Recon Aquaintance (not friend) Well... I'd
call him more of an acquaintance than a friend.
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That's cold.
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Did you say something?
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N-No! I was just thinking,
"Boy, Leaf a sure has lots of friends!"
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In both ALO and real life.
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No, not that many.
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I don't go out of my way to make friends
in ALO, so I only have a few dozen.
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"Only a few dozen," she says...
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H-Hey, let's move on
to the next clip!
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If you're here, in another race's territory,
you can't complain if you get killed, right?
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Scary-looking Old Man
Who is this scary-looking old man?
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His name is Sigurd.
He's a Sylph.
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Old Sylph Man
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Old Sylph Man He has pretty impressive sword
skills, and he's also passionate about politics.
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Old Sylph Man
How can I put it...
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No matter when I log in,
Sigurd is there.
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Game Addict?
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Game Addict?
Well, that's not wrong, but still...
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Well, that's not wrong, but still...
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So in other words,
he's a serious gamer?
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Yes, I sometimes wonder what he does
to support himself in the real world.
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A non worker...
He might be a student.
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I can't picture him as a
middle- or high-schooler.
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Old Man? Maybe we should
ask him how old he is sometime.
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Leaf a...
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Listen, it's strictly forbidden to talk about
the real world while inside the game.
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Age and gender go without saying, but you
also must never ask about jobs or friends!
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R-Really?
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Personally, I hate being asked about the
game while in the real world a lot more.
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Recon is a school friend, right?
What's wrong with talking about the game?
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That jerk Recon
calls me "Leaf a" at school!
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Ah, in that case, go ahead and deck him.
That's a serious breach of etiquette.
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Will do! The next time I see him,
I'll punch him with all I've got!
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Daddy, I have a question!
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What do you talk about
with your real-world friends?
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Didn't I just say that you shouldn't
ask about the real world?
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- We want to know!
- We want to know!
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Um, in terms that would be easy
for you to understand, Yui...
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I guess you
could say that I... I...
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In the real world,
I'm a solo player, too.
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Kirito?
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Ah, I understand. You stress efficiency
in the real world, too, Daddy?
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I-I guess!
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I'm begging you...
Move on to the next clip.
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In that case,
next up is this scene!
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Old Men (lots)
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Old Men (lots) There are
lots of scary-looking old men!
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I know ALO has a lot of male players, but the
Salamanders have a ton of grim old dudes.
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Grim Old Salamander Dudes (lots)
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Grim Old Salamander Dudes (lots) Their popularity with combat-loving
guys might be because they're a race with high combat stats.
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Grim Old Salamander Dudes (lots)
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Grim Old Salamander Dudes (lots) According
to my data, they specialize in group combat,
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Grim Old Salamander Dudes
(lots) and excel in large-scale battles.
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Yeah, they do give off a
"horde of jocks" vibe, don't they?
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Okay, let's move on to the next clip before
we get any complaints from Salamanders.
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That's my Daddy!
You're so cool!
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Kirito (Demon Ver.)
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Kirito (Demon Ver.)
Thanks, Yui.
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Kirito (Demon Ver.) T don't think I could've handled
it if that caption had read "Old Man" or "Grim Dude."
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I-I was startled a little, that's all!
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You were totally scared when I transformed,
weren't you, Leaf a?
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I was scared, yes, but I was worried sick
that you might get killed.
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Sorry. Your backup really
saved my butt back then.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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This beauty borders on the sublime,
does it not? Trivia Master: Oberon
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No, not me. Her. I am referring
to Titania. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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My consort, who appears in the Shakespearean comedy
A Midsummer Night's Dream. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Allow me to introduce the Queen
of Fairies. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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Hair like silk. Skin like
porcelain. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Slender arms and legs. A clean,
sweet scent. Trivia Master: Oberon
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A bearing as chilly as a blade
of ice. Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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But what I find most enchanting is the look
of scorn in her eyes, Trivia Master: Oberon
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as if she is gazing upon a
moldy rag! Trivia Master: Oberon
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Trivia Master: Oberon
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In this segment, we discuss the topic
displayed on the slot machine.
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Yui will stay with us
as our guest in this segment.
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The topic is decided randomly?
I can't wait to find out what it is!
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Okay, let's begin!
Slot, start!
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LOVE TALK
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"Love"?
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You're still too young for this!
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I don't want to have the "Where do
babies come from?" talk again!
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I've already learned that!
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You what?!
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You told me, Daddy!
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You said that all humans
are born from cabbages!
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That's right!
That's fine!
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L-Let's spin again, shall we?
Slot, restart!
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LOVE TALK
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Searching.
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"Love talk." AKA "The Talk."
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A discussion topic that has long
been loved among people.
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Daddy isn't too big
a fan of it...
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It's a theme that I'm extremely
interested in.
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For starters, what do
"to love" and "to like" mean?
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To like one's friends. To like one's family.
To like one's lover.
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Humans have various
kinds of "like."โ
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So does this mean that "love" is what humans
call the "like" that has the highest ranking?
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Um... It's true that romantic love is a very strong
"like," but that doesn't feel quite right.
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Yui, there are some things that
you can't assign a rank to.
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Oh, you mean that they
are all equivalent?
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Well, I suppose.
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Friends, lovers, and whatever each have
slightly different kinds of "like,"
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but they're all
precious to you.
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Please provide me
with specific examples.
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Who do you like, Daddy?
Multiple answers are allowed.
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The people that Kirito likes?!
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You and Mommy are precious
to me, of course.
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"M-Mommy"?!
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Kirito, about this "Daddy"โ and "Mommy"
stuff you two have been using...
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Daddy, do you like Leaf a?
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W-What are you asking, Yui?!
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Of course I do.
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And also Lisbeth, Silica,
Pina, Agil, and Klein.
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Sure, I like them all.
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I could take or leave
that last one, though...
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Ah, "like"โ in that sense...
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This is hard to understand.
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- Yui.
- Yes?
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Who do you like better?
Me or Mommy?
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Comparison is impossible.
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And that's fine.
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And on that happy note,
this has been Slot Talk!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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It's over already?
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There's a lot more that I wanted to ask.
That's too bad.
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Maybe next time.
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Next time?
When will "next time" be?
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Next time... will be next time,
so I guess we--
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Leaf a, wrap this up!
Hurry!
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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Sword Art Offline was brought to you
by Suzuran-tei, Sylvain's best kept secret,
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