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And now, News Headline.
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Hey, what is this?
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Come on, cameraman!
My face is up here!
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Get your act together, darn it!
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And now, News Headline.
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Last night, a mysterious new player
appeared in the Ancient Forest
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Last night, a mysterious new player appeared in the
Ancient Forest MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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in the northeastern Sylph area's Neutral Territory.
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MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS
IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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This new player is Kirito, a Spriggan.
MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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He is a veritable newbie who is carrying default
equipment MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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and doesn't even know how to fly.
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In combat, however, he has exhibited startling
ability MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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by defeating Salamander heavy knights in the blink of
an eye. MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS
IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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This mysterious player doesn't know anything about
ALFHEIM, MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS TN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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yet he is battle-hardened and has skills that rival those of
high-level players. MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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All eyes are on him. MYSTERIOUS
NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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In addition, we apologize for the inappropriate
image MYSTERIOUS NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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shown at the beginning of the program.
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This has been News Headline. MYSTERIOUS
NEWBIE APPEARS IN ALFHEIM ONLINE
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This has been News Headline.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone. It's now time
for Sword Art Offline.
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Starting with this installment,
the show has been renewed,
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and the presenters
are all new, as well.
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CONGRATULATIONS ON THE RENEWAL!
Farewell, A sun a & Klein
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We'll be bringing you shows that are
even more fun than the old version,
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so please stick with
Sword Art Offline.
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Oh, we haven't introduced ourselves.
I'm Leaf a, and I'll be taking over as MC.
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And I'm Kirito. I'll be continuing
as commentator.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in ALFHEIM.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests
starting with our next show,
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so please look forward
to them.
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We touched on this in the
News Headline segment,
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but even though you're really tough, you
don't know much about ALFHEIM, do you?
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That's right. This isn't my first VRMMO,
so I'm used to combat,
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but I don't know much
about ALFHEIM.
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How is it different from
the game you used to play?
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I guess the main thing
is that you can fly.
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But I can't fly well
without a controller yet.
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Ah, so that's why you weren't
able to land gracefully.
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I want to practice and get good
at flying as soon as I can.
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A controller takes up one hand, so if
you want to fight effectively in midair,
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work hard to learn how to do Voluntary
Flying, which doesn't use a controller.
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Got it. I'll practice and learn how
to do that before our next show.
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And on that note,
let's begin Sword Art Offline!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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ALFHEIM Online is a game based
on Norse mythology, Trivia Master: Yui
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and many place and character names, as
well as weapon names, Trivia Master: Yui
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can be seen that are associated with
Norse mythology. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Even the game's name, ALFHEIM,
Trivia Master: Yui
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is a reference to the "land of fairies" that
appears in Norse myth. Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia!
Trivia Master: Yui
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray and DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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Since we have no guest this time,
Kirito and I will do the honors.
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First up is this scene.
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Don't look!
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Now select your race.
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Please select one of
the nine races.
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There are nine races
in this game:
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Salamander, Sylph,
Gnome, Undine, Imp,
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Spriggan, Cait Sith,
Leprechaun, and Puca.
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There were only humans in my last game,
so this is all a bit new to me.
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Each race has its own special traits,
such as Sylphs being quick,
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or Salamanders having
high strength and endurance,
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so what made you pick
a Spriggan, Kirito?
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They don't have any combat-centric abilities,
so they aren't very popular.
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Because I like black.
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I picked Spriggan because their
initial equipment was black.
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Picking your race based on something like that
sort of makes you seem like a middle-schooler.
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And now, let's move on
to this scene.
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Don't!
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I'll take this one.
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Spriggan, correct?
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Your character's appearance
will be decided at random.
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Is that all right?
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So, you can't pick your own appearance
in this game, huh?
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If you don't like your appearance, you
can pay an additional fee to re-roll it,
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but since it's random, it's tough to get something
that's a perfect match for your tastes.
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Apparently, some players pay several
years' worth of connection fees.
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Then I guess you really
lucked out, Leaf a.
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I mean, your avatar
is totally cute!
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What's wrong, Leaf a?
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I-It's nothing!
Let's move on!
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Why are you running?
You're that eager to get an eyeful?
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No! I mean, I just don't
want to get killed, too!
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Don't waste your breath!
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No way!
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Combat in this game is based
on the player's athletic ability,
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and doesn't get any support
from the system, does it?
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Right. There are lots of examples of people
who are athletic or have martial arts experience
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also being tough
inside the game.
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Which means that you're also
pretty tough in real life, huh?
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I bet she'd mess me up pretty badly
if I tried anything funny with her.
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Are you the sort of person who'd try
something funny with a girl, Kirito?
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N-No, I'd never do such a thing!
Or rather, I couldn't!
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I'm relieved to hear that you're
not a weirdo, Kirito.
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Shall we move on
to the next clip, then?
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What?! This again?!
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That cameraman is such a jerk!
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Sorry, but we're on a mission.
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Leave your money and items,
and we'll let you go.
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Why are you being
a gentleman, Kagemune?
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It's been ages since we fought a woman.
Let's kill her.
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Come to think of it, this game
encourages PKing, doesn't it?
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That's right. Female players are
often singled out as targets.
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That was a close call for me.
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If I ever run into anybody like that,
I'll take down every last one of them.
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I won't let anything bad
happen to you, Leaf a.
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Why are you spouting stuff
like that all of a sudden?
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When someone says stuff like that,
I take them seriously, you know?
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Huh? What's wrong?
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N-Nothing's wrong!
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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In ALFHEIM Online, when a player's
HP reaches zero, Trivia Master: Yui
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a flame corresponding to the attribute of that
player's race is left behind. Trivia Master: Yui
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This flame is called a
Remain Light, Trivia Master: Yui
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and that player can be brought back from the dead if
Revive is used within one minute. Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui
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This has been Sword Art Trivia!
Trivia Master: Yui
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In this segment, we discuss the topic
displayed on the slot machine.
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I'm a little nervous about what topic
is going to come up.
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Since we don't have a guest
this time, I'll spin it!
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Okay, let's begin!
Slot, start!
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YOUR TYPE OF GIRL/BOY
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Wow, that's a doozie...
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Yeah...
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What do you want to do? If you're
embarrassed, you can spin again.
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No. I can't chicken out
in my very first episode.
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I accept this challenge!
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Okay, then. What type of guy
do you go for?
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I... like someone
older than me.
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Wow, really?
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Yes. I like men who are older than me,
kind, and tolerant.
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Wow...
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And I know it's a cliché, but I guess
I like guys who are cool, too.
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I like guys who are cool, but kind
of goofy about some things.
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They're easy to get close to.
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Oh, and guys who never give up, no matter
what sort of hardships they face.
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I admire people like that
with stalwart hearts.
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I see...
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And if possible, someone who will surprise me
by doing something totally unexpected.
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Someone who keeps you in a constant state
of excitement is great, don't you think?
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Ah, I follow you.
So, how about me?
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No way. I mean, there's something
that's almost childish about you.
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Definitely.
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This has been Slot Talk!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye.
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Kirito, what did you think of our first
installment after getting renewed?
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I thought, "The MC may have changed,
but I was hated just as much.”
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Were you nervous
since this was our first episode?
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I had more fun than I expected, and was
happy that I got to be the show's MC.
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Really, now? Good for you.
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Bye-bye!
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