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And now, News Headline.
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DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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An announcement has been made to all players
that Sword Art Online, DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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which has been under siege for so long, has
been beaten. DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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The announcement was made on November
7th, DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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at 2:55PM Aincrad Standard Time.
DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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Afterwards, the players began logging out
one by one, DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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and the two years they spent within Aincrad
finally came to an end. DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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On this same day, a raid party centering around the
Knights of the Blood Oath DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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had just set out to engage the floor 75
boss. DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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It is thought that this beating of the game before
floor 100 was reached DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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was caused by some special event triggered during or
after the floor 75 boss battle, DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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but the event remains shrouded in
mystery. DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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This has been News Headline.
DEATH GAME FINALLY BEATEN
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Hello, everyone.
It's time for Sword Art Offline.
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I'm your host, A sun a.
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And I'm your commentator, Kirito.
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This is an info-variety show
that will bring you news
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on everything that's
happening in Aincrad.
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We'll be bringing you big-name guests every
episode, so please look forward to them.
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Kirito, thank you.
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Why all the formality?
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It's all thanks to you that we were
finally set free from this game.
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So I thought I should thank you
on everyone's behalf.
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I was the one who
fought at the end,
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but it was everyone's help
that got me there.
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If it weren't for them, I never
could have beaten the game.
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But if everyone knew what happened
after the floor 75 boss fight,
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I'm sure that everyone
would thank you.
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You think?
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Well, anyway, when I think back
on it now, I'm kinda curious
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about what floors 76 and up
would have been like.
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Hey, you're right!
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There might have been some
great date spots, huh?
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Maybe there were better weapons!
And better spawns!
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Kirito, you really are a game nut
and combat nut, aren't you?
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No, um, I meant in the sense of looking for
weapons and spawns while on a date...
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That's not a date!
That's just an ordinary raid!
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Well, in any case, this episode
started off with great news.
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Let's hear you put some
energy into it!
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I suppose so.
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And without further ado,
let's get Sword Art Offline started!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui There are many
skills that are useful on the road,
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Trivia Master: Yui such as Sword Skills, of
course, but also Detection and Appraising,
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Trivia Master: Yui but there are lots of other skills
such as cooking or fishing that are strictly hobbies.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui It's necessary to take
a breather and relax between raids, huh?
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia!
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PLAYBACK CORNER
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In this segment, we select
various scenes from episodes
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included on the Blu-ray and DVD and
comment on them along with our guest.
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And without further ado,
let's introduce today's guest!
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Here he is!
Come on out!
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Heath cliff, Commander of
K.O.T.B.O. Here he is! Come on out!
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Heath cliff, Commander of K.O.T.B.O. I never imagined
that I would see you two again in a place like this.
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I never imagined that I would see
you two again in a place like this.
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Neither did we.
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Commander, I have mixed feelings,
talking to you like this.
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But let's try to
have a good show.
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Indeed, let's.
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And allow me to congratulate you
once again on beating the game.
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It feels weird, being congratulated
by the final boss.
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Speaking of which, Commander, you had
actually planned to reveal yourself
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as the final boss on the final level,
floor 100, didn't you?
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If I really had fought you as
the final boss on floor 100,
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I wonder what it would
have been like?
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The idea was to transform
into a gigantic, monstrous form.
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T-Transform?!
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And then I planned to give my true,
final boss name, full of random diacritic marks.
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True name?
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I even thought up
an introductory speech.
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It was a long winded thing
that would have begun with,
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"I am impressed that you have
made it this far, foolish humans!”
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I'm joking.
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It would be pointless to reveal what turns
the game would have taken at this point.
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It would be better to leave it to
the imagination of each player.
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Commander, I never thought of you as
the joking type, so you surprised me.
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Still, your clichéd final boss would
definitely do that kind of thing...
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A-And without further ado,
let's begin the playback corner.
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Yulier was taken aback.
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Why?
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Commander, let Kirito have it
with one of your verbal jabs!
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Magnificent!
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Your sword technique
is magnificent indeed, Kirito.
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You wield your
two swords perfectly.
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Well, those guys were weak,
so I cut through them like butter.
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True. I know better than anyone
the true speed of your blades.
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Still, your Divine Blade
was nothing to sneeze at.
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Oh, is the victor being magnanimous?
I was defeated by you, remember.
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I didn't win with my skill
with a sword.
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It was my desire
for revenge against you.
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That is exactly what I myself want.
What say you, Kirito?
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Naturally, I'll deactivate
my immortal status.
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You won't catch me
unawares again.
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I'll settle things with you
properly this time!
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Yeah, yeah, knock yourselves out
once the show is over.
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Next clip.
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That was wonderful!
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I had no idea you could get
soy sauce in this world.
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It's homemade. Take some
with you, if you'd like.
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Really? That's so kind of you.
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The people in this world sure had
been hungering for soy sauce, huh?
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Yeah, I caught myself thinking, "If only
I had some soy sauce” a lot of times.
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If the soy sauce you had
invented had spread,
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it would have revolutionized
SAO's cuisine!
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Well, I do think that soy sauce would
have broadened our food options,
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but I'm not sure
if I'd go that far...
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No, it is difficult indeed to reproduce
Ramen without soy sauce.
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- Ramen?
- Yes, Ramen!
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I once partook of an odd dish that
resembled Ramen, yet was not.
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If only I had soy sauce,
it would have come close...
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The Commander is that
fixated on Ramen?
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Anyway, on to the next scene!
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Roll the next clip!
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That thing totally surprised me!
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It was huge, and gross...
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You beat it without
breaking a sweat,
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but I wonder if Mr. Nishida could have won
against that monster if he had caught it?
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Monsters triggered by that event aren't
designed to be very powerful.
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Of course, part of the reason it was so easily
beaten was because it was A sun a fighting it.
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Still, it seemed like the summons message
we got from you right after this
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was the more important event.
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Yeah, that's right.
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This was the last day
of our vacation.
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Our honeymoon
only lasted two weeks.
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It sure flew by.
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Hey, when we left, you said, "You'll return
to the battlefield before long," right?
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Commander, you planned to send us back
to the front lines all along, didn't you?
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I'm sure I have no idea
what you mean.
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Sure, play innocent...
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There's no point in complaining
about it now.
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This has been Playback Corner!
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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Trivia Master: Yui All Floor
Bosses are incredibly powerful,
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Trivia Master: Yui but the bosses of
floors 25, 50, and 75 are insanely tough.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui That means especially
powerful bosses are placed at each quarter mark.
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Trivia Master: Yui
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Trivia Master: Yui This
has been Sword Art Trivia.
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KLEIN'S LIFE-COACHING CORNER
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In this segment, Klein will solve
the problems of various people
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who live in the world
of Sword Art Online.
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Klein, pull it together this time.
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Relax, I got this!
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Come at me, bro! I'm gonna solve
the crap out of your problem!
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consultee: H (alias) This is more of
a question than a request for advice.
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Ask anything, and I'll answer it!
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What will become of this show
beginning with the next episode?
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SAO has been beaten, and a new chapter
is beginning in the main show.
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In which case, perhaps it is time
to consider revamping this show?
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R-Revamp?
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I work for Argus, this show's sponsor,
and have conducted
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a company opinion survey.
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For instance, they want the host changed
from a married couple to a single woman.
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They also want a more
loquacious commentator.
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But the most commonly-stated
opinion was the desire
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for a competent counselor to be assigned
to this life-coaching segment.
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However, the trivia segment was quite
popular, so that should be left as-is.
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The stand-in trivia master in the last episode
was particularly excellent.
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In any case, the overwhelming opinion was that
this is the perfect time to change up the cast
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to give the show
a breath of fresh air.
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Um...
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What are your thoughts
on this, Klein?
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Uh...
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Time out!
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W-What should we do?
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Stay calm! I'm the hero
who slew the final boss,
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so I should be able to contribute to
the show with my name recognition!
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I think I'm safe!
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And I'm the Vice Commander of
the Knights of the Blood Oath,
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so I should have
name recognition, too! I think!
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And I... I'm... I think I'm toast!
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Don't give up, Klein!
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He's right! It'll work out!
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I'm just the leader of Furin Kazan! I don't
have your name recognition or popularity!
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What am I gonna do?!
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There do not appear to be
any suggestions regarding that.
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I hereby announce that
Sword Art Offline
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will be revamped beginning
with the next episode!
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No way!
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Who do you think you are?!
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Such is the power of the sponsor!
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Now, I'd like you all to look forward to seeing
what the cast lineup will be next time!
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We're not looking forward
to it at all!
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Now, let us end
the life coaching here,
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as we eagerly anticipate
the show's revamping.
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SWORD ART OFFLINE
(tacitly) Approved by Reki Kawahara
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The time has come
to say goodbye...
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Goodbye...
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I hate the sound of that word.
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I'm toast...
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Commander Heath cliff, thank you
for joining us today.
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Lifetime Honorary Cushy Job
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Lifetime Honorary Cushy Job
It was rather enjoyable.
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Lifetime Honorary Cushy Job Now that I think
about it, I never really had the opportunity
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Lifetime Honorary Cushy Job to
speak with you all anywhere but in raids!
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And on that note,
we're out of time.
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Let's meet again in the next
Sword Art Online video!
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Will we?
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Bye-bye!
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Sword Art Offline was
brought to you by Argus,
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binding one heart
to another online.
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