All language subtitles for siete Seven (1979) (eng)

Kimo. Has she dropped a
yellow lady on anyone yet?

Not yet. But It won't
bother me till she does.

Time to move, Skip.

This is some night.

I'm glad the department
assigned you here to Hawaii.

Let's get on, kid.

Okay. Let's go. It's
time to get me going.

Can you give this to the,
third fella from the end?

I want the pink shirt and the

he's an orphan of mine.

Sure.

Thank

How'd it go? Nothing to it.
How about you? Just a gig.

Let's go. Come on,
Cliff. Let's ride.

Miley, why do you wanna see me
out here at five in the morning?

It's really important, Les.
I've got to talk to you.

Harris wants me to fill
you in on a few things.

What's going on?
What's that noise?

Give us a little room, fellas.

No.

Statement. The killings
last night, sir.

Al, look.

Get the senator's good side with
the building in the background.

Senator.

Go.

Senator, would you care
to make a statement?

I just want to reassure
the citizens of Hawaii that the

state crime committee
will not be intimidated by

this brutal act of violence
that took place last night.

I've lost three
valuable investigators,

three fine men who
were my friends,

dedicated public servants.

Their deaths would be
dishonored if I in any way were

to waver in my commitment to the people
of Hawaii to pursue these murderers.

Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.

I'll change your lens,
give you a nice close-up.

Probably got a point out.

Senator, senator.

You gotta be harder with
this. I know it's a tragedy.

But when we wipe out this shit,

you'll be sitting in
the governor's seat.

Okay.

Senator, are you
saying that those

responsible for the deaths of
your investigators are the same

men your committee has
under investigation?

I've been on the telephone
since three this morning

talking to the federal
law enforcement agents.

It's my sworn determination
to clean this up immediately.

In fact, we're meeting in a half an hour to
discuss this situation with the governor.

Let the guilty be where.

Thank you, mister Kelly.
Thank you, mister Kelly.

Excuse me, senator.
Excuse me, sir. Sir.

Electronically, all communications
have been checked out.

You think you can handle
it? Piece of cake.

Driver, governor's
mansion. Let's go.

Follow us. We'll leave
you from the traffic.

Goddamn it, Jim. You can't be
so reticent with the press.

You gotta loosen up, be heard.

You've got a great chance to be
a hero, A hero of the voters.

Not a shit like this blossoms
greatness, my friend.

If we broadcast
what we're on to,

it'll turn to powder just as sure
as hell right before our eyes.

Let's be patient,
Paul. Patience.

You're the boss.

But let me handle your
image with the media.

You know, if the
Cajon is our man,

he's behind all this,

and we all have to be careful
because it boils down to the

fact that you and I want to

live as much and as
long as the next guy.

He's on the highway, half
mile south of Sea Life Park.

Make your move

now.

What's this guy trying to prove?

What the fuck is he doing?

Hey, asshole. What the hell
do you think you're doing?

Get out of the way.

Over.

Get out of the way.

Alright, driver. He's
pulled on the passive.

Come on. Let's go.

My

god.

The guy on on the
skateboard did Step back.

We know all of them, man.

I didn't do anything.
Wait. Wait a minute.

Some gag, Unico?

Yeah. Too much, daddy.

Yes, sir. I talked
with Harris last night.

He left London this morning and
landed in Washington two hours ago.

He's on his way out here
to Los Angeles by Navy jet.

He should be here
at any second now.

Yes, sir. I'll be glad
to keep you informed.

We got a real bastard
on our hands with this

Prime organization
that won't quit,

and I've got a
green light to go.

This is gonna be touchy.

Touchy? Worry about
touching. What do you got?

Another massacre
by those creeps?

They've already taken out a
senator and his aide and three

of the best agents in the
island and one of their wives.

Let's cut the bullshit.
What do we have?

Alright, g. Let her go.

Now the computer has
kicked out six names.

Two of them are in jail.

One of them was killed
last night in a gunfight in

Argentina.

The other three are clean,
but they're flaky as hell.

They're all flaky. Who else
would do this? Who's this guy?

This guy goes by the
name of Geronimo Hayes,

and he's supposed to be good.

Next. Next.

We need an organizer,

some stud who can put together
a real hardass mean unit.

This guy's name is Drew
Savano. Drew Savano.

I know him.

He's killed everybody
he ever dealt with.

He's nothing but trouble.

He's the best they've got.

You're damn right he is. You
know where to find him? Jeff.

Well, we've got a
location on him.

You want us to go
with you, Harris?

Hell no. You eat your lunch.

Mister Harris?

Yes?

Come on in.

Joe's expecting you.

Sybil, why don't you go in
there and fire up that sauna?

This is not gonna take long,

and I'll I'll come in and
join you in a few minutes.

I'd be in the jacuzzi all

morning, and I'll be
a prune by midnight.

Arris, have a seat.

You haven't changed a bit.

The whole damn animal
kingdom right by the ass.

You always were a
neuro, son of a bitch.

That's my style. I know.

You heard about the
multiple killings in Hawaii?

Read this.

Eris, we don't have to read
this. I know all about it.

And, I'll tell you what.

You don't need me. You
need the US Marines.

I'm looking for a tight group
with a lot of imagination,

you and whoever you pick
to get the job done.

Done.

No arrests, no jacking around,

just a quick clean,
no news wipeout.

You lean on them
and you walk away.

Is that all you want?

You don't slip a goddamn word.

You just move on the bastards,
and nobody nobody ever knows.

But you can't tell me
a bunch of tell you?

Watch my mouth.

These are the worst mothers
we've ever dealt with.

They're contract murderers,
extortionists, guerrilla

fighters, weapons
experts, you name it.

They are hardcore.

They know the islands.

They know how to
move and how to kill.

You gonna go with me?

Our policy is total hands off.

So my ass is on the line again.

That's a chance
I'll have to take.

And that is why you
picked Drew Savano.

The computer picked Drew Savano.

I certainly hope that your
computer knows that I have a

lifestyle I have to maintain.

You have to hit
the right buttons,

and you have to come up
with the right numbers.

Like,

let's say a seven,

and then a comma,

and then three zeros.

One more comma, and
then three more zeros.

Zeroes. Period.

I'll take care of my mothering
in. You see to yours.

You got it, pal.

Silva Milas, how many times do I have
to tell you that you you can't be

taken off your clothes
in front of company?

You mean I can't do this?

I

tell you, we see
we got a problem.

Sibyl, I think you
need a nose job.

Really for the taste.
It feels so good.

Well, look

You're still
leading a hard life,

Simple girls just
do what they can.

I think much better
when I'm relaxed.

Look, I'd like to
talk to you a lot.

This is Jenny.

Hello.

She's a pro, and she goes
with me wherever I go.

I'll go fix this up
and call for drinks.

I got a little business I
wanna talk over with you.

You know, I always like to
listen to what you've got to say.

Alexa, could you use some bucks?

Sure could.

But this time, I'd like to have
enough left over so I could,

keep you for a while.

Here it is, and it's a toughie.

I'm in.

Your man is Ronald Kahala.

You'll find him living
on the island of Kauai,

but you have to look
hard for this bastard.

That's why they
call him the hermit.

Extortion, loan
sharking, gambling,

the hermit's big rig is right
off the top in this field.

Ask anybody in the islands
about his way of doing business.

The son of a bitch is in the class all
his own when it comes to persuasion.

Once you get a good
look at this guy,

you'll never forget him.

And he's just as
mean as he is ugly.

He likes to do his own
killing, so you watch out.

The hermit considers
a good advertising.

Emphasize that he just
enjoys the hell out of it.

Three years ago, he was just another
tourist aboard a commercial jet over

the Mediterranean.

Bijackers took command, forced
a landing. There was a fire.

Gullah's wife died in his arms.

The terrorists
took him with them.

He became one of
them for a while.

And then he hired out
as a hitman in Paris.

And now he's on the
islands collecting money.

There's, there's just one thing that'll bring
him down off his mountain into the open.

Girls.

And if I remember
correctly, Alexa,

that's where you shine.

Hello, Drew.

Howdy, cowboy.

You still hanging on to that
hundred acres? Tooth and nail.

It's a nice looking horse
you got there. Ought to be.

You paid fifty dollars for him.

Cowboy.

That the only horse you got?

Yeah. Right now it is.

Still got my plans for my
thousand acre ranch, though.

Well,

hey.

This whole place is
gonna be concrete.

Right over that hill there.

Greatest thousand acre
ranch you ever saw.

Damn condominium's
moving in so fast.

I have to go in every once in a
while and shoot out a few signs,

scare the bastards away long
enough till I can get some

money to buy it.

Cowboy,

I got a job for you.

What's the job?

Well, you draw
ticket number two.

It's a young fella
named Butterfly.

Cowboy, your target
is Arthur Chester

Lincoln. They call
him Butterfly.

He's trademark, the
errant wings of happiness.

Except the rush he starts
leaves a lot of fallen flyers.

For visibility,
he's a big surfer,

which makes him very
popular with a young crowd.

But what his hip little legion
doesn't know is that they all

wind up buying indirectly
from the butterfly.

He's into every avenue of
drug trade in the islands,

dealing in anything
that will turn a profit.

You name it.

From a kid's first tote to PCP,
nitrates, hypnotics, cocaine, and heroin.

He gets the newcomers
going with his freebies,

and then he sucks them dry.

Trust the butterfly.

You're gonna be on a good trip.

This first one's on me.

You're gonna enjoy this
one. It's gonna be good.

All right. Let's do it.

I trust you, Butterfly.
Anything you say, man.

Cowboy, I don't have to tell you
your man is also responsible in one

way or another for all the OD
deaths that are on the rise.

That's some butterfly.

I see you're still wearing that,

medal from the sixty
four championship.

Yep, Drew. It's my
good luck piece.

Boy, that was a long time ago.

Can you still do it?

Well, I might be a little rusty,

but I can still handle it.

Hey. Look. I need the car, man.

I you know, I have to do
this race. I need the money.

Come on.

Come on. T. King.

Hey.

How you doing,

My crew got drunk last night,

and they were thrown
in the slammer.

Right?

So I end up at first the buck,

the owner's tired ass secretary,

and I'll pour out half with sun.

No. I'm talking about
my sun that way.

And look, will you just do
the windshields for me, okay?

Just clean the windshields?

I don't do windows.
You should know that.

Yeah. You know,
you're telling me.

Okay, now let's do it. Okay.

Hey.

Come on, Billy.

I mean, how long is it gonna
be, man? Is is the car ready?

It's Helen ready. You
get it? Is Helen ready?

You ask if the car

Yeah.

Look. Has this car got
any chance of winning?

Is the pope Catholic?
Is the pope Catholic?

Is Ben gay?

See, when she says, is the
pope a Catholic, I say,

is Ben gay?

Give me a break.

Good luck Hey, well, you don't
say good luck to a racer Say

stand on it or
something He's standing

on it Same place You got

I'll have one.

One of what?

One of everything.

Still traveling in Fast Lane,

Hey.

Hey.

Listen. Haven't you ever heard
of Alexander Graham Bell?

I mean, can't you
use a telephone?

Look, man.

You really psyched me up
when you showed up out there.

I was just trying to
get your attention.

Well, you got it.

TK Ramsey, Superfly of Orange
County Raceway talking at you.

I got something for you, TK.

Yeah. I was born in the night,
but not last night's room.

Look. I could get
killed knowing you.

Well, you jump higher and run
faster than anybody I know,

and I need that.

Akito Chin,

known by all as
simply mister Chin.

Weekends for anyone in Honolulu
looking after his fleet,

where he's beginning to get
a stranglehold on the docks

with his shipping conglomerate.

Transporting and selling
guns, dope people, whatever.

When it comes to
discipline in the ranks,

no one does it like Kim.

Kim, I have a job for you.

Mister Fong came up four
cases of guns short.

We gotta teach him a lesson.

Listen.

Pick up his son at the
Kailani School today

and shoot off his kneecap.

Either one, dummy.

I don't care. Now
you get on with it.

Life itself means
absolutely nothing to Chen.

He once ordered a boatload
of illegal refugees blown to

pieces rather than be apprehended
by the coastal authorities.

All of Chin's important
meetings usually take place on

Kauai.

He has his own private
golf course there,

and he never misses his
Saturday and Sunday rounds.

Coast Guard is making
problems for us.

They're under the
gunshipping, mister Chin.

Hey. Listen. Don't worry.
They can be deterred.

Now Calhoun has
promised us this,

and he's gonna jam the radio
until we get the shipment through.

Okay?

I don't know. I know. Listen.

You better get that
shipment through on time.

Take care of them
in your own way, TK,

but remember those refugees.

I wouldn't mind seeing
this man explode.

Now whatever you got
there has to be reliable.

What's your range
on that new weapon?

That was eight miles.

Eight miles? Eight miles.

Maybe more.

You see, the Russians
developed this missile.

It's a marvelous
scientific accomplishment.

But science only enters into
it on a very fundamental level.

Getting the victim in the precise
target area at the precise time, Is

he

orderly

and

precise?

Is he orderly and precise?

Is he fair of shit in the woods?

Very good. Very good.

Oh, true.

Speaking of things animalistic,

what do you think
would be the scientific

result of crossing an
onion and a donkey?

Why don't you just
go ahead and tell me?

Most of the time, of course,

you're gonna get an onion
with large, floppy ears.

Ears.

But on occasion, dear
friend, on occasion,

you will get a piece of ass that
will bring tears to your eyes.

George Kioki McDowell.

He's made the order for you.

Here are the stock
certificates, mister McDowell.

I think you'll find
them all in order.

A master at money and points
manipulation here is a badass,

perfectly tailored for
your complicated routines.

This guy McDowell is a financial
wizard of the organization,

and he's got a real death lock
on certain public officials

because of money he controls.

Easy mocks for his bribes.

As a result, Keoki Macdonald has
been the hidden man in almost every

shady land deal and building
scandal in these islands in the

past five years.

Good afternoon, miss
Mendelsso. Nice to see you.

Oh, by the way, professor,

his daily routine includes a
few stops certain as sunrise.

I'm here, mister McDowell.

McDowell is in the
results business.

His way is direct and brutal.

Have the escrow documents
by Tuesday Do it.

I'll do it.

Or you'll take your
eye home in a bag.

Don't hurt me.

Do you understand?

Well, that's it
for the mainland.

The rest of the seven
are already in Hawaii.

But unless we move fast on this,

there might not be any so
called paradise here anymore.

All of these islands
would fall under a shadow,

from Honolulu here to Hilo,
Lahaina, up to Lihue, every place.

Their plan is to destroy what
is here and cultivate a new

First, out of fear
and intimidation,

the tourist business
would drop off to nothing.

And as soon as that happens,

the element we're after closes in
for the big kill to prey on

a collapsing economy.

Hey, man. You're
breaking up the profits.

I stay in shape any
way I can, Drew.

Hello, Drew. Hello, Ed.

Let's see now. You didn't
arrive on a cruise.

You're not a tourist
type. A girl?

Probably, but, not necessarily.

How's your head?

My head and hands are
working fine, Drew.

It's good.

It's good. I need him.

So I'm not, playing
that game anymore.

Tell me, did you, did
you ever hear of a mister

Lee, a mister Chin, a Keoki

McDowell, a butterfly,

a hermit, the kahuna?

Casting a Hawaiian horror story?

The man, Ed, is Wally La,
commonly called mister Lee.

But there's nothing
common about this one.

His office is a penthouse of
the Hawaii building where he's

amassing one of the finest
art collections in the world,

all items stolen from museums,
traded for lives, power,

the whole range of
illegal influences.

What you have in there
for me, mister Hamill?

Mister Lee, this is one of the world's
finest pieces of porcelain from

the Ming dynasty.

Surrounded by bodyguards,

mister Lee is the one figure
who provides all the contacts

for the combine
in Southeast Asia.

Very nice gesture.

With offices in Hong
Kong, Saigon, even Hanoi.

That's the thing I was
looking for for my collection.

I really appreciate
it, gentlemen.

Oh, there's one special thing
you should know about him.

He works four hours a day on
the one art he doesn't have to

steal, kung fu.

You're on. Let's call it
charity for us Hawaiians.

Well, that's more
better, brother. Okay.

Besides myself, there's one more
contact to make on the island of Kauai,

a well guarded chosen outpost,

so you don't come
here with your name.

Aloha. My name is Howard.

Right.

Mister Charles
Howard from Vermont,

we've been expecting you.

That's right. Is that
is that my car there?

Yes. It is.

Let's have a couple
of beers here.

I got a joke for this lady who's
gonna knock that bitch right off.

Oh, I see you heard it already.

How you doing?

He just sent music back a
hundred and fifty years.

I knew you'd say that. Love
you. How are you? How are you?

Good. Good. Can I sit?

Yeah. Please. Hey. Come
on. Hey. I like your dress.

Thank you. Came
with the earring.

So a long and a happy life,

I didn't believe you
when you said that.

Drew, this is Devil's
Island. Nothing matters here.

Boy, I tell you what.

I got something
that matters, but,

I didn't wanna talk to you about
it until you get yourself together.

I'm together?

Hey. Good look at me here.

I'm on the critical list of
Jack LaLanne, but I'm together.

If I was to ask you who is the
biggest hitman on this island,

who would you say?

Kimo Maderas.

You wanna go to
work? Kimo Maderas?

Kimo himself?

Yeah. Why not?

If they take me out,

we could chalk up a big
one for the good guys.

Look. You know, your bartender
is, is nothing but ears.

He's alright. He's a pineapple.

You got him.

Kimo Maderas, the hitman,

always seems to have
somebody on his payroll.

Kimo points his finger,
and his extra hands get the

job done.

His legitimate friend is
booking acts for clubs lining

up town, but his real
specialty is human persuasion.

Case in point, the
senator, his assistant,

three of his best investigators,

and one of their wives, all
dead in less than twelve hours.

Take the bastard out.

The kahuna, the expert.

His real name, Daniel
Sakura Carmine Hoffman.

His distinctive
feature is information,

lucrative government leaks.

When Oahu, he owns an unassuming
electronics firm and firm and

plays the electronics
game to the hilt.

The Kahuna can lay a wiretap on just
about any top government post in Hawaii.

For privileged facts, that
can cost people's lives.

You call yourself a bodyguard?
Hey. You wanna try me sometime?

Kahuna's information is the
reason behind these seven scums

staying ahead of
the investigations.

And Kahuna's organization
operates with the

relentlessness of a tying bomb.

So from here, we move fast.

Tomorrow, we all meet at
Ed Parker's house outside

Honolulu.

But first, there's just one little
visit I wanna make for just one sunny

moment in paradise.

How long you been waiting?

All my life.

All your life,

Come

Drow.

Thanks, Pete.

Yeah.

The The department has wind
of your presentation and wants to

pursue a more
conventional approach.

Jesus Christ, Harris.
Don't you ever go to sleep?

We're only interested in
landing the big fish account.

The balance of the subscribers
will fall into line.

We have a contact there who'll
get in touch with you and let

you know what steps
should be taken.

Well, I'll tell you what,
partner. I got your steps.

You know what I mean?

Are all your personnel there?

Everybody but the professor,

and, he should be at LA
airport just about now.

Great. Thank you.

Do you have reservations?

A few, but I'll fly
your airlines anyway.

Okay. Hey.

There you are.
Have a nice flight.

Thank you.

We'll be in touch.

Darling, get up.
We're checking out.

Right this way, sir. Thank you.

Sir, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna have to
check this out.

Oh, let me help you.

Hey, John, will you
look at this? Come here.

Oh,

my God.

Mister, I've seen some
pretty perverted things,

but this is the worst.

It's a crazy

Fuck. You serious.

Do me a favor, will you?

I'm on the next plane to Hawaii.

Check her.

Oh my god.

Too much.

TK.

Been a long time, TK.

That's right, cowboy.

I think about you, though,

every time I see that television
show that comes out of Los Angeles.

It's about your people.
Do you ever watch it?

I don't watch the idiot box
cowboy. What's the show called?

Bowling for Watermelon.

Again. And again. Oh, you
really like that, Uncle.

You know, with one more IQ
point, you'd be a treat.

Good to see you, TK. TK.
It's good to see you too, Redneck.

How you been making
it? Good. Give me five.

Help me. Good.

Now, darling, come in what?

That's it.

Here you go, little darling.

Stick some of this
down your neck.

Well, thank you.

How long you been a masseuse?

Ever since I gave
my first massage.

Well, here's to deep fingers.

And touching the right spots.

Oh, you gotta watch him, boy.

He's been down on
everything but the Titanic.

And you got everything.

I thought so until last month
someone gave me this vibrator.

I just can't use it. Why not?
It keeps chipping my teeth.

Chipping you?

Okay.

As an old adage, it kinda
sums us up, I think.

Take a chance, and he'll never
suffer what it is to be bored.

Don't, and the goddamn
rent will eat you alive,

which is right
where we are today.

And it's such a jabbies.
Jabies. Alright.

Can you dig it? Look at
this here. Look at me, man.

Can you dig this? Look at this.

This is how we come together,
us. Seven. Plus one for Jenny.

It might be the
greatest mismatch of the century,

but I think I see some
real brotherhood here.

Well, let me fill you in a
little bit on this thing.

First of all, it's no
ordinary cleanup job.

And we're not dealing with a bunch
of dummies from the underworld.

These guys know enough
about this island,

so they're gonna go out there
and grab off an outlying hotel

and probably kill enough
hostages to make the biggest

headline of the goddamn decade.

You see, the man, the
big man, the kahuna,

is running the
whole show himself.

And he's got six of Kimo's
hardest dudes pulling the trigger.

And there's also a a little
gentleman named mister Chen who

is furnishing the weapons.

You see, all of these
seven, your seven,

are involved in this thing,

and they're gonna cash
in when it's over.

Example.

Keoki McDowell.

He's gonna pick up all the
plunging real estate because a

land on these islands ain't
gonna be worth a damn plugged

nickel after they're through.

Then, then there's one
other little thing.

My contact, mister Harris,

tells me he's got an
agent babysitting us, and,

I don't have any idea who it is.

So this is the last
time we meet as a unit.

From now on, it's top
security. You understand?

Alright. Today's Thursday.

Our mission ends
at twelve thirty,

Sunday.

And our mission begins no later than
twelve o'clock on that same Sunday.

So in a half hour, all
seven of them fall.

Right? That's right.

Because if we're gonna
get this thing done,

we're gonna get it done quick.

Once we take out one
of them bastards,

we gotta wipe out the rest
of them in thirty minutes.

Okay. The professor and I
get the, details worked out.

Alexa, you,

TK, Kinsella, and
a professor are

gonna be on Kauai.

So you meet at Looma
High Point, two o'clock.

Fill him in, professor.

Okay.

Drew has outlined the problem.

Here's the solution.

Now we have two days
left for preparation.

Jenny will buy a
convertible, paint it,

and have it ready for Drew.

Alexa will outfit an office
maintenance truck for Ed

Parker, and I'll finish my
own work on the gas gun.

Every step has been
calculated and checked.

It is far more vital to perfect
the evolution of an act of

determination than the
actual moment of impact,

as I like to call it.

Order and sequence will
simply not fail us.

Follow each step precisely,

and you'll come through this
with your ass in one piece.

And by the way, professor,

Cowboy and Jenny would
rent a car and follow Kimo.

Those two bodyguards of
yours have to be taken out.

There goes Kimo and his boys
in that long black car there.

Is that all they ever
call you is cowboy?

What's your first name?

Drugstore.

I think you're nuts.

There's still a lot to do.
Hey. Take it easy. Will you?

I got it all in that.

We took care of the senator and
his boys, didn't we? Alright.

It's your show.
Kimo, don't work.

Hey. That's really
some tomato back there.

Some crude looking broad, bro.

How'd you like
some of that, Liv?

I bet you like to take
her back with you,

Come on, dinosaur breath.

Pay the man. Let's get going.

Okay. Tell me. Keep the
jeans. Hey. Hey, man. Hey.

Thank you, man. You
have a good day.

Some big old black
machine there.

You got lots of
those cars over here?

Hey. What you say, man?
Let's speak louder.

Let this thing go in.
That old car going yonder.

Oh, you know them?
That's about the chemo.

I've been taking care of the
car ever since they got it.

You know, bulletproof and
all that kind of stuff.

No big thing.

Babe called Drew at the hotel.
You know how he's registered.

Yeah. I gotcha.

Charles Howard, please.

He's checked out?
Miss, are you sure?

You bitch.

Did you tell Drew about
the bulletproofing?

He's gone, cowboy. Checked out.

Oh, boy.

Hey.

Why don't you come go with us
and watch me make love to this

pretty little heifer?

Cowboy, you really
are a pervert.

Hey, Skip. Give me five.
Give me six. Give me seven.

Give me eight. Being black
is being great. Sit down.

Word comes down. You want
her to see me. That's right.

We're gonna have a
little celebration

and drink to my, new career.

Which is? Show business
all the way, baby.

I'm gonna sell this

joint.

Kimo just might be able
to give you a good offer.

That's why I invited you over.

See, I figured maybe you could
pick yourself up a finder's fee.

How come you're so big on
it? Because I want something too.

Kimo can give me twenty
weeks in a lounge in Vegas.

Can you hack it?

Yeah. Sure. I can hack it.

But only Kimo can tell me that.

So you want me to bring
Kim over here to hear you?

Yeah. Right. That's what
he'll tell me straight out.

Pick a day.

Do it Sunday.

Yeah. Twelve o'clock?

He'll be here. You got it.

Dynamite.

Thanks, sister. Thank you, baby.

It's this game. Yeah.

Oops. Pardon me.

It's perfectly alright.

It's always a pleasure
to see a pretty girl.

Thank you.

May I talk with you?

Sure.

May I ask what brings you
to Kauai so early this morning?

To beat the tourist.

I enjoy the peace, and
I like to be alone.

Good afternoon,
sir. How are you?

Hello. More coffee? Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes?

Could you tell me what time
are you through working?

Eleven o'clock. Eleven
o'clock? Isn't that marvelous?

You think I could meet
you at eleven o'clock?

Well, I don't date
any of the customers.

Oh, no. No. Listen.

I don't mean to insult you, but
you see, I'm here alone, and I,

you know, the local
customs and thing.

I please.

I'll think about it.

You think about
it. I'll be here.

Hey.

You know, you ruined my thing.

I'm sorry.

I Sorry.

Quick, monkey.

Alright, Roy.

What? What?

You've been hanging around
here a lot lately. No.

I don't know what your game is.

But you stay out
of my way. Okay.

Jenny, we just gotta
think about this.

How about something to drink?

Ginny, I don't know what we're
gonna do about Kimo's bodyguards.

I don't either, cowboy.

Just driving around that
big old bulletproof tank.

I got it.

Got what?

More shoes. What do
you mean more shoes?

Come on, I'll show you. Okay.

Says here you're qualified.

And the law says I've
gotta believe it.

Take a good look at me, pops.

Can't you see I qualify
for just about anything?

And I'm not interested in

chompers over this way.

Listen, when's the last
time you get it up?

The summer of
seventy two Really,

you should go in
for a transplant

You cute little thing you

Okay.

Make yourself comfortable.

The Camoona's gonna be the
tough one to get out with that

skateboard Nutty
always has around.

The little bastards just slippery
enough to cause problems.

This dancer here,
they call Maile.

Who the hell is she?

Some of the professor
go for, I bet.

Doesn't make you a bad person.

Check him out, Skater.

And stay with him. I wanna
know what he's doing.

I've got something for you.

What?

What the hell is that?

Chili oyster egg, baby.
What? It can't hurt you.

It says, well, it
can. You can eat it.

Let me see that.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Get up, everybody.
Today is a big pipeline.

Big waves up today.

Competitions from
all over the world.

And don't forget,
later this afternoon,

we hit those colossal wave
rides down the road from the

North Shore.

Judging on wave selection,
ride, and technique,

you're gonna see action
today, Sunday, big Sunday,

by the absolute pick of
internationally known stars.

Out on the bids.
Bad luck, cowboy.

It's all we need is
a little bad luck.

You know, I really don't
understand all of this,

but I know one thing.

I like you a lot.

Well, when this is all over,

we'll spend a little
time on the ranch.

Well, try to understand.

It.

You know, when we were
when we were in Vietnam,

we were killing folks we didn't
even know for a few bucks a month.

Last week, a senator and three of his
aids and one of the wives were killed.

God knows who they'll get next.

Life don't mean much
to these tumblebugs.

Gotta take them

out.

It stinks.

We all stink.

Remember, you're just a decoy.

Do what I'll tell you,
and you won't get hurt.

Why in the hell would you wear
that thing on the top of your head?

I'm a waitress. If you're a
waitress, you gotta have this.

Someday, I'm gonna be in Beverly Hills
and work in one of those fancy places.

I'm gonna work in a good
station and rake in the tips.

Maybe get some dude
with a Rolls Royce.

I'm gonna be the best waitress
in the whole damn world.

I'm sure you are.

I had a great time.

Well, I'm gonna
call you every hour.

I hope so. Okay.

Gotcha last.

Here comes O'Kimo

right on time.

He's going over to Kauai
to catch Godzilla's act.

Skip, I want you to come with
me. Like this? Just like that.

Come on.

Goddamn. Skip's going with him.

So he's gonna have
his hands full now.

I didn't expect
to see you again.

Oh, it's you.

How did you get here?

By helicopter. Do you
own this place? Yes.

I'm doing a botanical study.

You have some
wonderful plants here.

Not many people have ever
seen my garden. Come.

Thank you.

Gentlemen,

I have something to
discuss with you.

Our receipts are way down,

and I wanna know the reason why.

Lynn, what happened to the gold
shipment you have promised me

haven't been coming in?

It's been delayed a bit, mister
Lee, sir. It'll be in soon.

It better be here soon.

Sammy

and Mike, you couldn't smuggle
your ass out of a massage parlor.

What happened to the antique?

We have some problem with
the coast guard, sir.

The Kahuna promised to
clear this problem up.

The Kahuna better
do more than that.

I have a lot of money on that
antique. I better have it.

Carl, you've been
stealing from me.

Boss, I haven't been
stealing from you.

You son of a bitch. You know
what I'm gonna do with you?

I'm gonna make some
pineapple sundae out of you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Give me some pineapple.

Alrighty, you bastard.

You better get the
hell out of here.

By next week, you
better shape up,

or there's gonna
be a real funeral.

It might be yours.

Go.

Sometime within the
next twenty four hours,

a and his hitters are gonna
take over a hotel and wipe out

a lot of people.

Which hotel?

Which island? We don't know.

We have to do our number
now or it's too late.

That's the old switcheroo
game, trading cars and colors.

The kahuna and skater have never
seen my new yellow convertible.

Kinsell and TK are on Kauai.
So is the professor and Alexa.

Cowboys here on Oahu along
with Ed Parker and me.

We're strung out over
a lot of territory.

I just hope to hell everybody
has their act together.

Listen, Dave.

Somebody very important is gonna
be by about an hour.

I want good service.
I know mister Kimo.

How'd you know that?

I worked for him.

Oh, yeah?

Yes, sir. Where's big Sammy?
His mother-in-law's sick.

He asked me to fill in for
him in the next couple hours.

Glad to hear about that. Fill
it up, will you? Yes, sir.

How's that going
again? What a body.

Wow, Rush. It's here again, man.

What'd you think
about that, Rock?

What would it do if you were on a
deserted island of that broad cliff?

You too old for that, Cliff?

Hey. What happened to
the air conditioning?

Cliff, open the window.

Hey. I'll open the window.

Hey. What's happening?
The window doesn't work.

You can't

Takes a pretty good
horse, little girl,

if you're gonna win the race.

Because when it comes
to the game of life,

there ain't no second place.

You done good, little darling.

Darling.

Hi, boys. Hi, dear, boss.

Just remember our
bold. Attack, survive.

That's the name of the game.

There'll be plenty of money,

buckets for it, once we're
airlifted out of here.

There'll be no deals,

no negotiations,

and no concessions.

This is gonna be one of the biggest
heists in the history of the world.

Oh, by the way, boys,
wear your deck shoes.

We're gonna have plenty
of blood on them floors.

I lost some coho,
How's that going?

I can't cover all
the hotel exits.

Come on. I don't have
time for this. Let's go.

Somebody got it.

Go get me some tea, dummy.

Holy, where do you
think you're going?

I'm going toilet, boss.

What the hell are you on?

You, mister Lee.

We'll see about that.

Here I am.

Very good, mister Lee.

We expect.

I,

my ass.

Wow.

White and I will watch
these international serving

competitors in a truly
outstanding meeting.

We've had great surf and
a number of excellent rides.

These are the last few waves
if there is less than a minute

left now in this championship
competition here today.

There's that butterfly
son of a bitch now.

Cowboy?

I think I'd like to change
it to something fit to kill.

I'd like to watch that.

Please help me. Come on.
Please. Good luck to you.

Please. I'm I'm
hurting, man. Help me.

Hey. This looks like a Target.

Oh, we like to think of it
as Pop Art, but you're right.

It does look like a Target.

You are right.
It's paradise here.

I come to give you a
hundred dollars and let us take your

picture wearing that T
shirt on a surfboard.

Oh, I don't want any
money. Wait a minute.

Hey, Sherry. Get
yourself a picture.

Hey. I got a lit
of great Maui Wowi.

While they're
taking the picture,

why don't you guys come
on over to my place?

Come on. Let's go.

I think I'll go right up here on top
of the hill and take your picture.

I didn't catch some
big waves then.

I wanna catch some small ones.
Make yourself comfortable.

Hi. You must be cowboy.

I'm Myle.

I work for Harris.

He told me to contact
Drew, but I can't find him.

He's not at the hotel I
know any Drew or Harris.

Why don't you have
a seat, mister Lee,

either fell or was thrown from
his Hawaii building penthouse

only minutes ago.

Meanwhile, an unexplained gas
station explosion in which the owner

was found gagged and
five thousand dollars in bills

stuffed into a set of radio
headphones still has police wondering.

I bet you don't know
anything about that, do you?

Excuse me. I have some
business to take care of.

Hello. The anchorage.

May I speak to Rhonda, please?

Thank you

Hello?

Hello, baby How's
your silly string?

Hi, professor How are you doing?

Good Good What's happening?

I get off at eleven Good I'll
see you at the same place Look,

I've gotta go.

Mr.

McDowell is here Goodbye,
baby Good afternoon, Mr.

McDowell

Scater, what's that
guy doing out there?

Old bastard's here with a check.

I think he's gotta get down with
it right here on the freeway.

Holy mackerel, Charlie.

Come on, Tex.

I don't have no time. We're
late. Let's keep moving.

Hey. Thank you, mister Maderas.
I I really appreciate it.

Let's get it on, man.
I don't got all day.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Skip.

Hey. There you go, mother.

She I was walking down the
beach the other day near the

ocean, because that's where you
generally find the beach, near the ocean.

Yeah.

I was looking for some
ashtrays in their wild state,

and this cat come up to
me and he said, hey, man.

I took that as a compliment.

And then another cat came
up to me and said, meow.

It was a real cat.
Can you dig it?

Okay, mister Chen.

I got a shaft for your ass.

Give me five, give me six, give
me seven, give me eight. Yeah.

Being black, being gray. You
know what I'm talking about?

Now a lot of people say, man,
you can't be black, you're white.

I say, man, you can be anything
you wanna be, it's America.

You wanna become a
Jew, you convert.

You wanna change the color
of your hair, you bleach it.

You wanna be black,
man, just say you black.

Man, I know I can't
change my color.

Hey, Luke. Just
play along with me.

You can pick up this
place, will you?

Close your eyes.
Stick them up. Yeah.

Currently, the weather at Hanalei
Bay is seventy eight degrees.

Humidity, forty one percent.

Wind south southwest at
six knots. Thank you.

Adios, asshole.

Molly,

-You wanted to get
your rocks off.

This should do it.

Miley's sending out a red alert.

I wonder what the hell's up.

I don't know about
that alert call, boss.

You know, you gotta be careful trusting
a dancing bitch working both sides.

Charlie, Miley is alright.

She's the best no good
broad I've ever known.

Take a look at that.

Shit. Bulletproof.

Charlie, she blew up.

Sorry about that, honey.

What is that? What's a
hang glider doing here?

The beaver's going.

Hello are you mothers.

Come on, Skoda.

Go get him.

I want this son of a
bitch packed on ice.

Don't worry, Kahuna.
I'll get him.

You win a few and you
lose a few, skater.

I got one black brother.
He wanted to become white.

He kissed a frog. The
frog became a fairy.

The fairy said you
got two wishes.

He said I wanna be lily
white. And he was lily white.

Red hair, little
freckles, and blue eyes.

She said you got one more wish.

She says I never wanna have to
work another day in my life.

And he was black
again. Give me five.

Give me six. Give me
seven. Give me eight. Yeah.

Being black's being great. Hey.

I'm gonna play a little song
for you on my little horn that

you're gonna really dig.

Showtime.

After playing ready, we're
about four minutes away.

Come on, Charlie.

Give it a little gas,

Case Navion, flight
five zero five.

Yes, sir.

Look, I need a plane.

My wife has had a bad
accident on Kauai,

and I gotta get over here.

It's an emergency, and,

would you help me, please?

Okay.

Bonnie, take him out to Leslie's
plane right away, please.

K. Come this way.

Have a nice day,
mister McDonald.

The creep of the
plane. I want them.

Yes, sir.

Hey, I'm renting your
bike for a while, pal.

Thanks,

I think he's still breathing.

Sorry. I'm in court. Get a
doctor. Get a doctor. Hurry.

Where is he?

Dottie Anne, I hurt real bad.

Well, get a band
aid, you bastard.

You have the right
to remain silent.

And anything you say may be held
against you in a court of law.

You got the right to an
attorney If you can't

dummy.

Take him to his boat right away.

What happened?

It's nothing. What's happening?

Take it out that way. Let's go.

Come on.

Alexa, take this thing
to Luma High Point.

The professor should be there.

What? I'm hurt real bad, boss.

Okay. Okay. Sit right here.
I'll go get you some first aid.

Okay, boss.

No. No.

Mayday. This is to Kahuna.

Attention all
units. Six men dead.

Operation still in effect.

I will leave the
assault tomorrow.

Goodbye.

You know, pal, you
never cease to amaze me.

How do you know the first guy
on that boat wasn't the Kahuna?

You see, the one thing I knew about the
Kahuna was everything he did was left handed.

Everything.

The first dude on that
boat was a righty.

I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.

Let's get our helmets polished,
then get out of this business.

Aces, man.

Hey, you guys. We've got
one more stop on this tour.

Cowboy's lucky metal
stopped My Lay's bullet.

Harris thought My
Lay was his age,

so he had her check up on us.

He didn't figure she'd
sell out to the other side.

Cowboy, do you mind if I
see your head a moment?

Alexa, she's mine.

Miley She's got
a bang for yellow

Aloha.

Allow me, baby.