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♪ And I say it 'cause I love ♪
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♪ Having you around. ♪
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Thank you.
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Jaye P. Morgan,
ladies and gentlemen!
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Hi. Come on in. Hi.
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Miss Morgan'll be
here in a minute.
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Thank you. Oh, thank you.
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Come on, come on. Oh, look!
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Oh, isn't this beautiful!
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A star's dressing room... wow!
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Oh!
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Boy, I'm really
impressed with you, boy.
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A date with Jaye
P. Morgan... wow.
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It's a giant step up
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from crazy Rhoda
Zimmerman, I'll tell you that.
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Look, you wanted to meet
her; I'm going to introduce you.
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Then you're going to take a
giant step out of here, right?
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Right. Okay.
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Well, fooled 'em again.
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Oh, you sang great tonight.
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Hi. Thank you.
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You know my manager,
Bernie Morty, don't you?
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Yeah. Hi. Delighted.
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Oh, I'd like you to meet
Miriam Welby, Jaye P. Morgan.
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Oh, hi. I loved your show.
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Felix Unger, Jaye P. Morgan.
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Miss Morgan, you
were just, just marvelous!
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Just absolutely marvelous.
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A flawless performance.
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You're a total pro. Just...
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Aw, you were
disappointed, weren't you?
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He doesn't understand
your kind of humor.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I
was just kidding.
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Make yourselves at home.
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I'm gonna change, okay?
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Terrific... Wow. Wow.
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What are you doing?
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She said, "Make
yourself at home."
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Where's the cap for this?
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Here it is, and now leave
everything alone, will you?
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I'm just straightening
her dressing room...
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Felix! Uh, oh, look at the
albums over there on the table.
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Ooh, boy! Yeah!
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Oh, all the ones we have.
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Uh, excuse me, sweetheart.
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Listen, I got to
run along, honey.
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Good show.
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Thanks. Listen,
I'll see you later.
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By the way, is
everything set for Vegas?
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Yeah. Say, but what do you
say we add one more "up" tune?
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Something we've
never done before.
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Something fresh, huh? - Okay.
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Delighted.
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Thank you, Mr. Morty.
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Did you hear that?
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What?
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What Mr. Morty said.
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Yeah. Delighted.
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What he said before that.
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No. What did he say?
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He said she should
add an "up" tune.
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So?
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How does a big singer
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like that find new tunes?
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I guess where she
finds the old tunes...
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From a professional songwriter.
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New kid just can't get a break.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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You're not a new kid.
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You're old enough
to be a professional,
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but you're not.
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Now, forget it, Felix.
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I wasn't talking about me.
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Now, I-I... I wrote that
hit song in the army.
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Oh, not the army song!
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Oh, that. I didn't mean that.
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It's... I-It's up. It's up, boy.
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It's an "up" tune. It's up...
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Oscar, would you mind handing me
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my beige shoes, please?
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Okay.
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Which one? These?
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Mm.
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♪ Let's hit Hitler
where he lives ♪
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♪ An American
never forgives... ♪
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I wrote this song in the
army. I won the Silver Canteen
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for it.
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♪ Let's force him
to surrender... ♪
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The Gold Canteen was won
by "In Der Führer's Face."
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♪ In incendiary splendor ♪
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♪ Let's hit Hitler
where he lives. ♪
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It's called "To a Sour Kraut."
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Felix, Germany isn't
our enemy anymore.
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What a waste of a good song.
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I just wanted to show you
an "up" tune, you know.
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Yeah, and now, Felix, we're
going to leave. Yeah, yeah.
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Felix, it was
wonderful meeting you.
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I hope I see you
again soon. Thank you.
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And keep writing
those "up" tunes. I will.
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I won't let you
down, I promise you.
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We're gonna be a smash in Vegas.
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Good-bye.
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I really like him. He's cute.
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♪ Let's hit Hitler
where he lives... ♪
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It's not right.
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I'm trying to write a new
song for Jaye P. Morgan,
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but that great old tune
of mine is so catchy,
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it just keeps going
through my mind.
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Maybe I could modernize it.
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♪ Let's kiss Kissinger
where he lives... ♪
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Felix, can't you kiss Kissinger
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some other place,
some other time?
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I'll just have to work
this out for myself.
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I'm not gonna bother
you; I'm gonna work softly.
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You can help me
by typing softly.
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I got it!
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Morgan!
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Now what is Jaye P. Morgan?
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She's happy and peppy.
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Got to write a happy
and peppy song.
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Now, what words
suggest happy and peppy?
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Happy and peppy.
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Happy... and peppy what?
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Bernstein.
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Happy and peppy Bernstein?
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No, no, no, it's got
nothing to do with you.
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He's the manager of the
fighter I'm writing about.
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What's the fighter's
name? Jo Jo Luft.
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Luft. Luft.
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Bernstein and Luft.
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Bernstein and... Ah...
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Happy and peppy
and bursting with love.
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That's going to work.
That's going to work!
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♪ Happy and peppy
and bursting with love... ♪
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See?
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It's a different
melody altogether.
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It's different. Now...
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Now, for the second
line, I need something
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to keep that happy and
peppy leitmotif going.
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♪ Dancing, singing ♪
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♪ Dancing and singing... ♪
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Dancing.
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It's got to rhyme with love.
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What rhymes with love?
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Skies above.
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Oh, that's old hat.
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Heavens above.
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That's fresh?!
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♪ Dancing and singing
to heavens above... ♪
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Think it's too much like
"The Impossible Dream"?
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I got a roll going here.
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Roll. Roll.
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I can use that.
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♪ Jumping and rolling, like... ♪
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What? What rhymes... What...?
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What jumps and rolls?
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A frog with a hernia.
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Shut up, please!
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Shut up.
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Up. Up. Lup. Dup.
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Gup. Cup. Sup. Pup.
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Pup! Pup! Pup!
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That's good.
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♪ Jumping and rolling
like a little pup... ♪
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You see, and the
melody goes down.
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That's good.
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♪ Like a little pup... ♪
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What are you writing?
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"If he hits me, I'm
gonna get up again."
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That's good. I can use that.
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♪ If they knock me down,
I'm gonna bounce back up... ♪
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And the melody goes up.
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You see, you're
an inspiration to me.
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That's good. That's very good.
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What are you writing now?
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I need another line.
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"Blood spurted profusely
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from both nostrils at
the sound of the bell."
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Can you use that, Mozart?
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The bell... I can use the bell.
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♪ I'm gonna answer
when I hear the bell ♪
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♪ Happy, precocious,
and swell. ♪
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I've finished the song.
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All by myself, and you helped.
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You want your name on it?
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No, no, you can
keep all the glory.
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I only write songs as a hobby.
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Ah. I got to work on this.
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I've got to polish it and
make it so professional.
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Just perfect for Jaye P. Morgan.
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Here we go again.
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♪ Let's Hitler
where he lives... ♪
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Such a catchy tune.
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Quiet in the studio, please.
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Quiet, quiet, quiet.
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Tape is rolling.
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"To be or not to be.
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That is the question."
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Testing, testing.
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Good. Where's Oscar?
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Oscar!
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Oscar!
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Pilot to tower, pilot to tower.
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Request landing.
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Come on, let's go.
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Ah... What are you doing?
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What's going on here?
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You of all people should know.
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This was your idea.
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It was my idea to
turn my living room
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into a cocktail lounge?
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I'm acting like a professional.
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We're making a
professional demo tape.
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When you hear it,
you'll take it with pride
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to Jaye P. Morgan and say,
"Here is a professional song."
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Now... And this is a
professional rock group?
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What's their names...
"The No Dimensions?"
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Come on. Don't kid around.
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These are very
accomplished people.
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Miriam studied bass as an adult.
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You've heard Murray on guitar.
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Yeah, "Nose-ay" Feliciano.
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On piano, we've got me.
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And you're my tambourine man.
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Okay.
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Come on. I don't know
how to play this thing.
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That's okay,
Oscar. I'm faking it.
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I just know how to spin it.
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Yeah, it'll be a gas
gigging with you, Oscar.
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Where'd you pick up that lingo?
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Oh, we busted a
rock group last week.
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This is going to be so much fun.
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I don't know what to do.
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You just follow me.
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You're the percussion section.
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You feel it. You feel it.
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Now, is everybody set?
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Quiet in the studio, please.
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Tape... Shh! Shh!
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Keep the thing... It's
not me. It's the thing.
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
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Tape is rolling.
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"Happy and Peppy
and Bursting with Love"
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by Felix Unger.
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Take one.
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One, two, three...
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♪ Happy and Peppy... ♪
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Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Yeah!
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What are doing?
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You told me to feel it.
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You're carrying on like a
crazy Gypsy. What is that?
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I'm feeling, feeling. You
want me to feel it, I'm feeling it.
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You feel the accents.
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You put in accents, not
the whole thing, mish-mosh!
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What kind of accents?
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Happy. Like that.
You want me to hit it?
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You underline the word.
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00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,428
Quiet in the studio, please.
262
00:10:47,496 --> 00:10:48,774
Tell me... Tape... shh, shh!
263
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:50,726
Tape is rolling.
"Happy and Peppy,"
264
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,116
take two.
265
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,620
♪ Happy and peppy
and bursting with... ♪
266
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,239
You're doing it again!
267
00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,508
I hit it! You told
me to hit it like this.
268
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,738
You hit it after "happy,"
you didn't hit it after "peppy."
269
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,140
You didn't tell me
to hit it after "peppy."
270
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,307
You said hit it after "happy."
271
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,959
Happy... and peppy...
and bursting with love.
272
00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:08,327
You want two after
"love." Tell me...
273
00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:09,495
That's right. Don't you feel it?
274
00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:10,618
Sure. Happy...
275
00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:11,807
Quiet in the studio, please.
276
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,788
This a demo, boy.
277
00:11:13,857 --> 00:11:15,156
This is professional.
278
00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,525
This is the only thing
she's going to hear.
279
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,826
It's got to be perfect.
280
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,479
Yeah, this could mean a
lot of money to us, Oscar.
281
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,192
You know how
much that rock group
282
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,094
that we busted made
on just one song?
283
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,551
How much?
284
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,163
A quarter of a million dollars.
285
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,937
Just four guys who met in jail.
286
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,974
A quarter of a million dollars?!
287
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,728
It happens all the time...
Overnight millionaires.
288
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,697
I turned down the
biggest bribe of my career.
289
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,967
Your tambourine man is back.
290
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:43,968
All right.
291
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,965
Quiet in the studio.
Tape is rolling.
292
00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:48,000
"Happy and Peppy
and Bursting with Love"
293
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,290
by Felix Unger.
294
00:11:49,359 --> 00:11:50,725
And Oscar Madison.
295
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,892
Take three.
296
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,328
One, two, three.
297
00:11:54,598 --> 00:11:58,433
♪ Happy and peppy
and bursting with love ♪
298
00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:01,035
♪ Dancing and singing
to heaven above ♪
299
00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:04,371
♪ Jumping and
rolling like a little pup ♪
300
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,556
Arf! Arf!
301
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,858
♪ If you knock me down ♪
302
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,404
♪ I'm gonna bounce
back up, yeah ♪
303
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,929
♪ Happy and peppy
and feeling so swell ♪
304
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:15,483
♪ I'm gonna answer
when I hear the bell ♪
305
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:18,986
♪ I'll trod down that
field with fury ferocious ♪
306
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:21,922
♪ Happy, precocious and swell. ♪
307
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,725
Yeah!
308
00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:37,249
I don't understand why
we have to come here.
309
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,935
Why don't we go direct
to Jaye P. Morgan?
310
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,875
Wolfman Jack is the
biggest disc jockey
311
00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:42,544
in the country
and he's a friend.
312
00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:43,623
I want his professional opinion.
313
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,179
If he likes it, I'll
bring it to Jaye.
314
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,288
And let me do the talking.
315
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,127
If you need any
help. Give me a cue.
316
00:12:48,151 --> 00:12:49,934
Yeah, if you see
me drop my pants
317
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,723
and do the "Funky
Chicken," that's your cue.
318
00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:53,421
Come on.
319
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:54,984
Mm!
320
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,942
Feel all those
vibrations, sweetheart;
321
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:02,197
get it into your
soul, on WNBC 66...
322
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:03,581
Wolfman.
323
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,899
Oh, Oscar Madison!
324
00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,901
How you doin'? Gimme ten, baby!
325
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:09,948
Oh, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate
326
00:13:09,972 --> 00:13:11,934
you taking the trouble
to listen to our song.
327
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,108
Oh, with the Wolfman,
good vibes of friendship,
328
00:13:14,176 --> 00:13:15,738
you understand. This is
my partner, Felix Unger.
329
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,906
He's got the music with him.
330
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,529
Give me ten, Felix.
331
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,531
Give ten.
332
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,533
Get down with your bad self.
333
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,535
Good, baby.
334
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,693
He's your partner?
335
00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:35,124
Listen, Wolfy, we
know you're busy, so...
336
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,542
we'll just leave the
music, okay, Felix?
337
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,710
Well, listen, I dig the tape.
338
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,011
I will definitely
listen to the tape.
339
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,279
Yeah, at your own
leisure, of course.
340
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,380
Solid. All right, definitely.
341
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,865
Definitely. We-We
just want you to know
342
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,633
that we are cognizant
of your position
343
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,802
as arbiter of taste for
the younger generation.
344
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,826
Most appreciative, sir.
345
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,095
What's he talking about?
346
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,274
What's... what's
he talking about?
347
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,575
Just leave the tape, Felix.
348
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,877
Have you, uh, have
you got a machine here
349
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,312
or are you going to
take it into another room
350
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,416
and listen in privacy?
351
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,582
I'll dig the tape,
like, I'll dig the tape.
352
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,552
Here's the sheet music, in
case you want to follow along.
353
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,216
Give me the tape. Give me
the tape. And the tape. Yes.
354
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,372
We-We... thank you.
355
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,676
Thank you. Solid.
356
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,221
"Now if you stand
real close to your radio,
357
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,290
"the Wolfman is gonna
inject a little boogie
358
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,353
"right into your
ever-lovin' soul.
359
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:24,311
"Now let's all ride the
elephant of happiness
360
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,925
through the jungle
of love, mama."
361
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,081
Felix, he doesn't read it,
362
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:28,961
if he read it like that, he
would be unemployed.
363
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:30,025
You gotta give it feeling.
364
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,806
You gotta move it,
you gotta do the whole...
365
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:33,354
Let me see that...
I'll show you.
366
00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:35,668
"Now if you stand
real close to the radio,
367
00:14:35,692 --> 00:14:37,302
"the Wolfman is gonna
inject a little boogie
368
00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:38,804
"right into your ever-lovin'
soul, into your ever-lovin'...
369
00:14:38,828 --> 00:14:40,361
Through the love of ma..."
370
00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,062
Yeah, but it
fattens your pocket.
371
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,543
"Now if you stand real
close to the radio..."
372
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,945
That's it. Move! That-a-boy!
That's it! Yeah, go!
373
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,613
"The Wolfman's gonna
inject a little boogie
374
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,582
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
"right into your ever-lovin' soul.
375
00:14:49,606 --> 00:14:51,183
"Now let's all ride the
elephant of happiness
376
00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:52,807
Through the j..."
377
00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:56,844
I dig sound.
378
00:14:56,913 --> 00:15:00,948
I dig, I dig noises...
Brass, scratches,
379
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:03,984
screams in the night,
you understand?
380
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:06,298
I mean, I dig noise, man,
381
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,106
but... this is something else.
382
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,341
You brought me down.
383
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,696
I mean, I haven't been
this down since 1957.
384
00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,698
Later.
385
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:22,035
Right now, let's get rid
of all the weird vibrations
386
00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:23,754
out of the studio here tonight.
387
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,457
I want you all to lay
your hand on the radio
388
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,293
and feel all the goodness
389
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,461
I gonna lay on you
this evening, friends.
390
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,215
Wolfman coming down off that
battery acid I drank last night.
391
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:37,217
Ahh...!
392
00:15:40,289 --> 00:15:42,390
Will you, please?
393
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:45,393
Oscar? Come on, please?
394
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,395
Please show her the song.
395
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,229
No!
396
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,731
Just for me?
397
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,733
No. Please.
398
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,234
Like the Wolfman said,
399
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:56,236
"Your song's nowhere."
400
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,573
Forget the Wolfman.
401
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,241
He wasn't reacting to the song.
402
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,288
He was reacting
to me. He hates me.
403
00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:05,223
And he didn't have the
guts to take it out on me,
404
00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:06,447
so he took it out on our song.
405
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,043
No, no, not our song; your song.
406
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,378
He attacked your song... see?
407
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,946
I don't want
anything to do with it
408
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,881
and I'm gonna take
my name right off it now.
409
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,082
There you go.
410
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,451
What have you got
here? Hors d'oeuvres.
411
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,718
I made 'em myself.
That's not frozen.
412
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,476
Liverwurst on potato chips
413
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,594
is hors d'oeuvres? Yeah.
414
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,596
Come on, please.
415
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:24,431
Jaye P. Morgan's gonna
be right in this room
416
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,350
in a few minutes...
Just show her the song.
417
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,896
That's all. No.
She's gonna be here
418
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,598
because I made a
social date with her.
419
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,333
I don't want the words
"music," "records" mentioned.
420
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:32,952
In fact, I don't
even want you here.
421
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,155
Can I meet the company
at least? No, you can't.
422
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,190
Please. Please. No.
423
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,494
Got to your room!
424
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,733
Oh, boy, what a gyp!
425
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,426
Hello.
426
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:54,094
Oscar, is that you?
427
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,263
Yep.
428
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:57,265
Well.
429
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,311
What a nice dark room.
430
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,615
Oh, is there a step here? I...
431
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:04,483
It's too dark, isn't it?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
432
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:07,067
I'm not wearing clothes anyway.
433
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:09,855
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
434
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,123
Come on, sit down.
435
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:12,758
I made some special
hors d'oeuvres for you.
436
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,593
It's not frozen.
Made 'em myself.
437
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,852
Here, it's liver pâté
on potato chippé.
438
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,870
Mmm.
439
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,321
No thanks, I'll eat later.
440
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,568
Oh, I'll leave 'em there.
441
00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:24,035
If you're hungry, just
help yourself, okay?
442
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:26,619
I'll put on some music.
443
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:37,800
Would you like a drink?
444
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,508
I have some very
rare vintage wine.
445
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:41,709
What year?
446
00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:42,643
Thursday.
447
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:43,712
Okay.
448
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,009
It comes, this rare vintage wine
449
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:50,701
from the jolly
green French winos.
450
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,186
What'll we drink to?
451
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:53,854
A new record collection.
452
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,492
I usually allow my
guests to smell the cork.
453
00:17:58,561 --> 00:17:59,838
Well, I'll taste it.
454
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:02,422
Most of it's in my glass anyway.
455
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,716
Hey, that's terrific.
456
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,734
Nice.
457
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:09,237
Oscar, do you like to dance?
458
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,615
Ooh, I'd love to. Good!
459
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:12,573
I love to watch.
460
00:18:12,641 --> 00:18:14,619
Come on, I was just joking.
461
00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:16,010
You think that's joking...
462
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:17,289
wait'll you dance with me,
463
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,793
you'll know what a joke is.
464
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,219
♪ Happy and peppy
and bursting with love ♪
465
00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:27,554
♪ Dancing and singing
to heaven above... ♪
466
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:30,224
Wait, wait, wait a second.
467
00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,209
Strings are coming out this ear,
468
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,861
something else is
coming out this ear.
469
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:35,908
I'll shut off this ear.
470
00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:37,865
No, no, no, wait a second.
471
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,578
It's kind of catchy. I like it.
472
00:18:39,602 --> 00:18:40,868
You do?
473
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:42,402
Yeah, I like it.
474
00:18:42,471 --> 00:18:44,438
I wrote it.
475
00:18:44,507 --> 00:18:46,457
You wrote a song?
476
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,593
Well, I wrote the words
and the lyrics, you know.
477
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,210
Oh!
478
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:51,379
Oh, I'm so sorry.
479
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,247
I didn't know you were here.
480
00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:55,582
Sorry to interrupt. I
was just rewinding a tape
481
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,296
of "Happy and Peppy
and Bursting with Love"
482
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,931
that new hit song that's
sweeping the country.
483
00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:00,355
Oscar told me he just wrote it.
484
00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,117
Well, Felix helped. I mean...
485
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,307
Is... Is that a copy?
486
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,742
Yes. Let me look at it.
487
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,938
I'll look...
488
00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:07,895
You see, Mr. Hammerstein?
489
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:10,898
This song is going
to be big coin, buster!
490
00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:11,967
What's he doing?
491
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:13,195
I think he's putting
his name on it.
492
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,585
Well, if you want to hear it,
493
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,830
it's right here on the cassette.
494
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,166
I've got to run
along, but there it is
495
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,755
for your listening pleasure.
496
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,302
You know how to work it,
don't you? I know how to work it.
497
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,903
Just push the start
button. That's right.
498
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:22,860
We'll do it. Okay.
499
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,239
I'll leave you love bugs alone.
500
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,746
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
501
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,848
What a helpful little fellow.
502
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,867
I trained him right, too.
503
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,680
Let me get the music back on.
504
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,749
Listen, I'm glad you like
the music. Yeah, I do.
505
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,384
But, uh, we'll talk
about that later.
506
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,418
Now, where were we?
507
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,192
I think we were
just going to dip.
508
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,255
Let's go, baby, and dip.
509
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,445
Yeah.
510
00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:47,835
Yes!
511
00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:49,586
Oh, more!
512
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,572
More! Let's hear it!
513
00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:53,006
Whoo!
514
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,010
More.
515
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,180
Thank you.
516
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,849
Thank you. You're very kind.
517
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:03,551
I really, really appreciate it.
518
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,580
You know, people
are always asking me
519
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,599
where new songwriters
are coming from.
520
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,651
Well, they could come
from anywhere, really.
521
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,760
One day, a man could be a
commercial photographer...
522
00:20:12,828 --> 00:20:14,740
Portraits a specialty.
523
00:20:14,764 --> 00:20:17,064
Portraits a specialty...
Or a sportswriter...
524
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,984
And the next day, they could
be the writer of a big hit song.
525
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,986
Well, that's happened.
526
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,966
A sportswriter and a
commercial photographer
527
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,407
collaborated on a song and...
528
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,209
Well, they're here tonight
529
00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:30,144
and if it doesn't
embarrass you, guys,
530
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:31,812
stand up and take a bow.
531
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,714
Felix Unger and Oscar Madison.
532
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,383
Thank you.
533
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,619
Just like to take this
opportunity to say our thanks
534
00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:40,054
to a very great star
535
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:41,867
who took a chance on a
couple of relative unknowns.
536
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:42,823
It was my pleasure, really.
537
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,775
It was her pleasure...
You hear that?
538
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,776
That's a star.
539
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,411
What other star would say that?
540
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,629
Kate Smith, maybe...
541
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:52,566
Right now, I'd like to
give you my rendition
542
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,402
of their wonderful song called
543
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,070
"Happy and Peppy
and Bursting with Love."
544
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:11,968
♪ Happy and peppy ♪
545
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:16,924
♪ And bursting with love... ♪
546
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:18,503
Where are the
accents? The accents?
547
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,871
Shh, shh, shh! She just started.
548
00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,506
Give her a chance
to get into it.
549
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,332
♪ Dancing and singing ♪
550
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,368
♪ To heaven above... ♪
551
00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:29,815
It's got no tempo.
It's got no tempo.
552
00:21:29,839 --> 00:21:31,083
It's supposed to
be an "up" tune.
553
00:21:31,107 --> 00:21:32,107
She wanted an "up" tune.
554
00:21:32,174 --> 00:21:33,401
Maybe this isn't it.
555
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,843
♪ Jumping and rolling ♪
556
00:21:38,114 --> 00:21:39,914
♪ Like a little pup ♪
557
00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:41,565
What's she doing?!
558
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,914
It's her interpretation.
559
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,729
Did Kate Smith interpret
"God Bless America"?
560
00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:48,873
♪ If you knock me down ♪
561
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,727
♪ I'm gonna bounce
back, back up... ♪
562
00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:53,694
No one bounces like that.
563
00:21:53,763 --> 00:21:55,596
That's not the
way the song goes.
564
00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:58,176
I wrote this song. I know this song.
Felix, please! It's very hard. Please!
565
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:03,704
♪ Happy and peppy ♪
566
00:22:03,772 --> 00:22:07,725
♪ And feeling so well... ♪
567
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,959
She never liked me.
568
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,461
She never liked me at all.
569
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,863
♪ Happy... ♪
570
00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,515
Okay, bring it on
home now, come on!
571
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:20,420
♪ And swell! ♪
572
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,683
Thank you very much.
573
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,294
Come on, come on
over and take a bow!
574
00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,412
Come on!
575
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:31,065
Come on up, Felix.
576
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,400
Big round of applause
for these two talented men!
577
00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:36,169
Wonderful! Say something.
578
00:22:36,239 --> 00:22:38,739
Here... say it right here.
579
00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:44,578
I just... want to pay tribute
to this inventive songstress.
580
00:22:44,647 --> 00:22:47,281
When Mr. Madison
and I wrote the song,
581
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:49,116
we had a totally
different concept.
582
00:22:49,184 --> 00:22:51,017
After all, it's called
"Happy and Peppy,"
583
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:54,404
but you seem to love it, so I
guess that's the right way to do it.
584
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,358
Or is it?
585
00:22:57,427 --> 00:22:59,443
One more time, real fast.
586
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,681
♪ Happy and peppy
and bursting with love ♪
587
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:06,416
♪ Dancing and singing
to heaven above ♪
588
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:09,236
♪ Jumping and
rolling, like a little pup ♪
589
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,772
♪ If you knock me down,
I'm gonna bounce back up ♪
590
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,942
♪ Happy and peppy
and feeling so well ♪
591
00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:17,811
♪ I'm gonna answer
when I hear the bell ♪
592
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,781
♪ I'll run down the field
with fury ferocious ♪
593
00:23:20,849 --> 00:23:24,184
♪ Happy, precocious and swell. ♪
594
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:38,115
♪ Feeling the night ♪
595
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:43,387
♪ The nearness of you. ♪
596
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,769
They don't write
songs like that anymore.
597
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,538
Isn't that a great
song? That's true.
598
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,172
There's one song
that I really must sing.
599
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:52,207
You know, we... Yeah. Yeah.
600
00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:53,030
Went over it before.
601
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,031
What do you want?
602
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,644
Well, give me a D-minor seventh.
603
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:05,075
♪ Let's... ♪
604
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:09,379
♪ Hit Hitler where he lives... ♪
605
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,047
America never forgives.
606
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,017
♪ And America ♪
607
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:16,553
♪ Never forgives ♪
608
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,374
Let's force him to surrender.
609
00:24:20,443 --> 00:24:22,909
♪ Let's force him
to surrender... ♪
610
00:24:22,978 --> 00:24:25,746
In incendiary splendor.
611
00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:31,201
♪ In incendiary splendor ♪
612
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:35,555
♪ Let's hit Hitler
where he lives. ♪
613
00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:37,841
It's catchy. It's a catchy tune.
614
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,372
All right now, let's
bring it on home!
615
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,562
Go!
616
00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:47,251
♪ Let's hit Hitler ♪
617
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:52,789
♪ Where he lives ♪
618
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:55,292
♪ No joke. ♪
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