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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:02,879 SO IF IT'S JUST A SEX THING, 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:04,914 THEN YOU CAN GET IT UNDER CONTROL, RIGHT? 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,483 IT IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY OVER. 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,884 DID YOU FUCK ALL NIGHT 5 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:09,685 BEFORE YOU TOLD HER I WAS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE 6 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:10,709 THIS MORNING? 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,557 LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HAVING THIS BABY ON MY OWN. 8 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:15,592 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 9 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,460 I WANT THIS BABY MORE THAN EVER. 10 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:18,694 I KNOW IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE YOU, 11 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,896 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 12 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,030 WITH YOU AND JENNY, 13 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:22,466 BUT I THINK THIS IS WRONG. 14 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,300 DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO MARINA? 15 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,003 NERVOUS BREAKDOWN... COMPLETE AND TOTAL. 16 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:26,870 I WANT TO SAY GOODBYE. 17 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,337 OH, YEAH? YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? 18 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,806 OHIO. I TOOK A JOB THERE. 19 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,374 I'M LEAVING THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 20 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:33,510 WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE, TAKE OVER THE LEASE? 21 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,445 I CAN'T AFFORD THE RENT ON THIS HOUSE. 22 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,280 KIT, I DON'T HAVE $50,000. 23 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,482 IVAN'S THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD POSSIB... 24 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,151 IVAN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 25 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,019 [KIT]: NOT YET. 26 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,276 IVAN, I GOT HERE A LITTLE EARLY. 27 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,291 I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! 28 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,559 YOU DON'T THINK YOU COULD'VE CHANGED YOUR PLAN 29 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,329 A LITTLE BIT? I DON'T HAVE A PLAN. 30 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,196 THAT'S THE POINT. 31 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,197 DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? 32 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,921 THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 33 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,801 TIM... 34 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,585 [WHIMPERING]: DON'T LEAVE. 35 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,313 WHERE'S CLAYBOURNE? 36 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,301 OH, CLAYBOURNE. 37 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,302 CLAYBOURNE. 38 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:35,405 FUCK! 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,195 OH! 40 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,908 IT WAS BETTE'S HOUSE. 41 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,509 SHE BOUGHT IT BEFORE WE MET, 42 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,645 BUT SHE PUT ME ON THE TITLE 43 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,845 AFTER I MOVED IN. 44 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:50,881 DID YOU CONTRIBUTE 45 00:02:50,905 --> 00:02:52,315 TO THE MORTGAGE PAYMENTS? 46 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,416 I OFFERED, 47 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,885 BUT BETTE NEVER WANTED ME TO. 48 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,186 I MADE PRETTY GOOD MONEY 49 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,588 AS A DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVE, 50 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,856 BUT NOT AS MUCH AS BETTE, 51 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,725 AND SHE INSISTED ON PAYING THE MORTGAGE. 52 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,760 AND YOU ALWAYS DID WHAT BETTE WANTED? 53 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,361 NO. 54 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,865 DID YOU PAY FOR ANYTHING? 55 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,068 I... 56 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,592 PAID FOR UTILITIES, AND I... 57 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,341 PAID FOR THE FOOD, 58 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,910 ALTHOUGH MOST OF THE UTILITIES ARE IN BETTE'S NAME. 59 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,378 OF COURSE THEY ARE. 60 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,413 THAT'S THE WAY SHE WANTED IT. 61 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,016 WHY SHOULD THE LITTLE WIFE 62 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,517 HAVE TO PUT HER NAME ON ANYTHING? 63 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,385 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE. 64 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,087 [BALL BOUNCES ON FLOOR] 65 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,257 I JUST NEVER BOTHERED TO CHANGE IT. 66 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:35,892 LOOK, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE. 67 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,427 I'M NOT GOING AFTER BETTE'S MONEY. 68 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:39,695 IF WE WIND UP IN COURT... 69 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,064 WIND UP IN COURT! I... 70 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,065 WHOA. 71 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,322 I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. 72 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,444 SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING, SO I HOOKED HER UP. 73 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,745 WITH A LAWYER? 74 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,146 JOYCE WISCHNIA IS THE LEADING 75 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,982 GAY CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEY IN L.A. 76 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:02,051 JESUS, AL, YOU AND YOUR FUCKING "BEST OF" LISTS. 77 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,687 BETTE AND TINA DON'T NEED THAT. 78 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,955 WELL, I WASN'T REALLY THINKING ABOUT BETTE. 79 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,790 I WAS THINKING ABOUT TINA. 80 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,225 FINE. 81 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,760 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE NEEDS? 82 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,429 I DON'T KNOW. 83 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,497 A LAP DANCE, MAYBE. 84 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,921 NOT A FUCKING LAWYER. 85 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,123 CLOSED? 86 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:21,626 WHAT? 87 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,908 SHIT. 88 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,144 DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHY YOU NEED A LAWYER? 89 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,379 OKAY. 90 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,214 BECAUSE IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD, 91 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:35,151 ESPECIALLY THE WORLD AS EMBODIED BY THE COURTS, 92 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,552 YOU ARE SHIT. 93 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:38,954 YOU GAVE UP YOUR AUTONOMY 94 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,290 IN A RELATIONSHIP 95 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,759 THAT THE LAW DOESN'T RECOGNIZE, 96 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,328 AND YOUR EX CONTROLS EVERYTHING. 97 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,597 SHE ALWAYS SAID WHAT'S HERS IS MINE. 98 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,632 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE NAME IT WAS IN. 99 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,568 IF I NEEDED MONEY IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT, 100 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,735 I JUST TOOK IT FROM SAVINGS. 101 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,871 I WAS AUTHORIZED ON THE ACCOUNT. 102 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,474 I NEVER HAD TO ASK HER FOR ANYTHING. 103 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,342 DOES IT BOTHER YOU IF I SMOKE? 104 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,245 I REALLY WISH THAT YOU WOULDN'T. 105 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,302 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 106 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,110 OKAY. 107 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,947 OKAY. 108 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,851 LET'S REVIEW THE FACTS. 109 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,832 DID YOU GIVE UP YOUR CAREER AT HER URGING? 110 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,001 YES. 111 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:28,004 DID YOU MAKE A HOME FOR HER, DID YOU COOK, 112 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,139 DECORATE, ENTERTAIN, 113 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,807 FILL THE HOUSE WITH LIVELINESS 114 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,111 AND WARMTH? 115 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,812 YES. 116 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,346 OKAY. 117 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,638 DID YOU OFFER YOUR WOMB TO GIVE BIRTH TO HER CHILD? 118 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,394 BETTE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 119 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,629 NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS. 120 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:54,964 YOU'RE KIDDING. 121 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,799 I JUST STARTED SHOWING. 122 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,802 I HAD A MISCARRIAGE ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AGO. 123 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,804 BETTE DIDN'T HANDLE IT SO WELL. 124 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,040 I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN. 125 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:06,209 SO YOU WENT AND GOT INSEMINATED ON YOUR OWN, 126 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,178 AND YOU'RE PROTECTING HER 127 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,579 UNTIL YOU'RE SURE IT'S GOING TO STICK? 128 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,314 YEAH. 129 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:13,616 AND THEN SHE CHEATED ON YOU. 130 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,218 SHE SPREAD HER LEGS FOR ANOTHER WOMAN. 131 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,652 COULD YOU PLEASE NOT SAY THAT? 132 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:17,654 IT'S TRUE! 133 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,721 DEAL WITH IT. 134 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:19,822 DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU ANGRY? 135 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:21,057 FUCK, YES. 136 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,391 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? 137 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,126 TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF. 138 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:25,561 GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE, 139 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,997 AND DON'T LET BETTE DECIDE THAT FOR YOU. 140 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,465 LOOK, TINA. 141 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,734 I AM NOT A MARRIAGE WRECKER. 142 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,037 IF YOU WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER 143 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,071 WITH BETTE... 144 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,661 DO YOU? 145 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,209 I DON'T KNOW. 146 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,078 WELL, EITHER WAY, 147 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,747 YOU HAVE TO COME AT THIS FROM A POSITION OF STRENGTH. 148 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:45,982 WHETHER OR NOT 149 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,217 YOU AND BETTE EVENTUALLY RECONCILE... 150 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,819 ESPECIALLY IF YOU DECIDE TO GET BACK TOGETHER 151 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,622 AND REBUILD TRUST IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, 152 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,191 FIRST YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR AUTONOMY. 153 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,793 CAN YOU SEE WHY? 154 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,328 YES, I CAN SEE WHY. 155 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,464 I WANT MY AUTONOMY. 156 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,421 OKAY. 157 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,559 WHO IS BETTE'S LAWYER? 158 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:10,606 THE... THE... THE... THE... 159 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,842 THE SOMALIAN HEAD TRIP, THE ESPRESSO OF THE DAY, 160 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:15,277 IS THAT DIFFERENT THAN A REGULAR SHOT? 161 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,679 NO. 162 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:17,713 IT'S NOT? NO. 163 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:18,882 OKAY, WELL, THEN, 164 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,050 CAN I HAVE TWO, OF WHICHEVER'S STRONGEST... 165 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,385 OKAY. OKAY? 166 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,387 AND CAN I HAVE IT FILLED IN A TALL CUP, 167 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:25,388 HALF WAY? 168 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,423 OKAY. ANY FLAVORING? 169 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,126 WHAT, IN MY COFFEE? 170 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,961 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT, 171 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:32,962 WITH THE FLAVORING? 172 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:33,962 HEY. 173 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:35,198 GUYS. 174 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,534 SORRY. CAN YOU... 175 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,902 SHANE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE. 176 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,203 WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY HAVE AT THE PLANET? 177 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,672 A DOUBLE SHOT. 178 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,340 GIVE THE WOMAN A BABY MIND BLOWER 179 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,741 WITH AN EXTRA HIT OF ESPRESSO. 180 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,443 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THE EXTRA HIT, SHANE. 181 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,478 I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH THEY CALL IT 182 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,846 IT'S STILL NOT AS STRONG AS PLANET COFFEE. 183 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:52,181 AND WE WILL EACH HAVE 184 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,816 A TOFFEE NUT CARAMEL SOY 185 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,819 FAR OUT FRAPPE. 186 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,987 YOU DON'T MIND, RIGHT, SINCE WE'RE HERE? 187 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,422 TOFFEE NUT SOY... 188 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,558 FAR OUT FRAPPE. 189 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,992 FAR OUT FRAPPE... THAT'S... 190 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,527 THAT'S INTENSE, TONYA. 191 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:05,895 IT'S WHAT I'M IN THE MOOD FOR. 192 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:06,896 DANA DIDN'T REALLY SAY 193 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,832 THAT SHE WAS IN THE MOOD FOR ONE, THOUGH. 194 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:10,199 NO, BUT SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE. 195 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,600 SHE ALWAYS WANTS WHAT I WANT 196 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,901 MORE THAN WHAT SHE WANTS. RIGHT? 197 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,705 IT'S TRUE. I DO. 198 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:16,729 THAT'S SO NICE. 199 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,931 SO LESBIAN. 200 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,393 IVAN'S NOT CALLING ME BACK. 201 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:41,831 IVAN DOESN'T WANNA TALK. 202 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,000 JUST TELL ME WHERE SH... HE IS. 203 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,334 I'VE BEEN TO THE APARTMENT. 204 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,737 HE'S NOT THERE. 205 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,539 HE'S GOT A CABIN IN IDYLLWILD. 206 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,742 HE'S GOT A CABIN? 207 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,766 YEAH. 208 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,313 IVAN'S GOT A CABIN. 209 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,815 YEAH. DUDE'S SET UP. 210 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,017 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE 211 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,085 YOU BEING PROTECTIVE, 212 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,987 BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 213 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,989 I REALLY CARE FOR IVAN. 214 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,924 SURE. 215 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,560 I NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 216 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,796 WHAT HAPPENED, YOU KNOW, 217 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,565 WITH THE TWO OF YOU? 218 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,266 WHEN I SAW HER? 219 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,335 WHEN YOU SAW HER, YEAH. 220 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,271 I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BUSTED IN. 221 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,272 I SHOULD HAVE WAITED. 222 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,041 IT WAS BAD. 223 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,777 I KNOW IT WAS BAD FOR IVAN, 224 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,445 BUT IT WAS UNSETTLING FOR ME, TOO, 225 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,180 YOU KNOW, BUT WE CAN GET PAST THAT. 226 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,615 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE NOT IVAN. 227 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:33,850 OH, THAT'S CRAZY. 228 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,317 OF COURSE WE CAN. 229 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,852 JUST... JUST... 230 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,754 LET ME HAVE HIS ADDRESS, PLEASE? 231 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,589 NO, YOU KNOW, IT'D BE BETTER TO WAIT. 232 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,758 LET HIM CHILL FOR A FEW DAYS. 233 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,892 I CAN'T WAIT. 234 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,095 JUST DON'T MENTION IT, LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 235 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,097 DAX, I CAN'T WAIT. 236 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,232 I DON'T HAVE A FEW DAYS. 237 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,388 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 238 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,104 BETTE, I SCOURED THE RENTALS. 239 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,606 THESE GUYS DO A LOT OF SHORT STAYS... 240 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,606 PEOPLE COMING IN TO DO MOVIES, 241 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,608 AND THAT KIND OF THING. 242 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,942 GIVE ME THAT. 243 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,143 I CAN'T FUCKING AFFORD MOVIE STAR PRICES. 244 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:04,580 UH, SORRY, NO, YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 245 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,383 IT'S CREW PEOPLE, NOT MOVIE STARS. 246 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,185 OH, OKAY. I'M SORRY. 247 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,387 GO AHEAD. 248 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:12,989 OKAY. UH... 249 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,590 HERE IT IS. 250 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,058 IT'S A LITTLE ONE BEDROOM 251 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,526 OVER ON BARHAM. 252 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,728 IN THE VALLEY? 253 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,661 ON THE CUSP. 254 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:21,030 IT HAS A 323 AREA CODE. 255 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,665 WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE SURE SHE LEAVES ME? 256 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,568 IT'S ONE OF THE FEW PLACES THAT RENTS MONTH-TO-MONTH. 257 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,136 I THOUGHT IF SHE WANTS TO COME HOME AFTER A MONTH... 258 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,271 I WANT YOU TO KEEP LOOKING. 259 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,072 OKAY, I'LL KEEP LOOKING. 260 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,507 AND FIND SOMETHING NICER. 261 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,676 I WILL NOT HAVE TINA LIVING LIKE THAT. 262 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,044 WELL, 263 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,912 IF YOU'RE WILLING, 264 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,215 IF YOU WANT TO SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE, I SAW... 265 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,816 I WILL SIGN A SIX-MONTH LEASE. 266 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,284 I DON'T CARE IF I LOSE MY MONEY 267 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,654 AS LONG AS IT MEANS TINA'S COMING HOME. 268 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,687 OKAY. 269 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,090 HERE WE GO. THIS IS, UH... 270 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,090 [KNOCKING] 271 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:49,114 COME IN. 272 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,928 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE INTERESTED TO KNOW 273 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,829 I GOT A CALL FROM TINA'S LAWYER. 274 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,498 WHAT KIND OF LAWYER? 275 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,633 HER NAME IS JOYCE WISCHNIA, 276 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,970 AND SHE CLAIMS TO SPECIALIZE IN CIVIL AND FAMILY MATTERS. 277 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,237 SHE'S FAMOUS. 278 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,773 I NEVER HEARD OF HER. 279 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,375 SHE'S A GAY CIVIL RIGHTS LAWYER. 280 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,575 SHE'S ONE OF THE FIRST 281 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,876 TO SUPPORT SAME-SEX ADOPTIONS. 282 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,212 TINA AND I WERE GOING TO USE HER. 283 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,580 SHE ALSO DOES ESTATE PLANNING 284 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:11,647 AND CHILD CUSTODY, 285 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,772 DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP ARRANGEMENTS... 286 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,712 AND SEPARATION AND DIVORCE. 287 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,397 THE HUNTER... 288 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,533 AND THE HUNTED. 289 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,668 YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO WRITE. 290 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,670 IT'S FICTION. 291 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,839 NOT AN ESSAY. 292 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,574 NOT A POEM. 293 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:42,712 NOT A STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS BELLOW OF YEARNING 294 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,669 FROM YOUR SOUL. 295 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,906 WHERE'S AARON ENGLEBERG? 296 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,253 WHERE DID YOU LEARN 297 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,089 ABOUT VIOLIN MAKING, AARON? 298 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,024 IT'S BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH MY FAMILY. 299 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,360 MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER, MY GRANDFATHER, 300 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,627 AND MY FATHER 301 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,830 ALL ARE MASTER VIOLIN MAKERS. 302 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,231 VERY POIGNANT. 303 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,433 LOVELY STORY. 304 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:04,801 IT WAS MY FAVORITE SUBMISSION. 305 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,901 THANK YOU. 306 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,102 THE AUTHOR 307 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,738 OF STORM SELLER, 308 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,695 S-E-L-L-E-R? 309 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,243 HUNTER KIRBY. 310 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,479 NICE USE OF METAPHOR, HUNTER, 311 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,914 BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE PUNS. 312 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,682 AND TELL YOUR DAD I SAID HELLO. 313 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:21,884 I WILL. 314 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,486 AND, UH, MY GODFATHER SAYS TO SAY HELLO. 315 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,988 WHO'S YOUR GODFATHER? 316 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,290 EDWARD. 317 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,512 ALBEE. 318 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,317 WHERE IS SARAH SHUSTER? 319 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,900 JENNY SCHECTER, ACTUALLY. 320 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,769 JENNY SCHECTER. 321 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,371 SARAH SHUSTER. 322 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,339 WELL, WELL. 323 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,475 MS. SCHECTER HAS WRITTEN A STORY 324 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,167 CALLED THUS SPOKE SARAH SHUSTER. 325 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,448 UH, YES, I REALIZE THAT IT'S ARROGANT... 326 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,383 WELL, ARROGANT IS FINE. 327 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,419 HUBRISTIC, OVERLY PRECIOUS BAD PUNS 328 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,621 ARE TO BE AVOIDED, 329 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,957 ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE WANTS 330 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,324 TO BE ACCEPTED 331 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,915 INTO MY CLASS. 332 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,963 SHALL WE BEGIN? 333 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,454 [WINDS TIMER] 334 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,402 THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED... 335 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,353 [PANTING] 336 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,088 NO, NO! 337 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:35,179 [DERISIVE LAUGHTER] 338 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,556 NO, NO... 339 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,441 [JENNY]: THIS NEVER HAPPENED. 340 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,577 [TIMER DINGING] 341 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,078 THAT'S IT. 342 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:59,036 PUT DOWN YOUR PENS. 343 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,916 THAT'S RIGHT. 344 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,971 ♪ WE ARE WARM ♪ 345 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,973 ♪ AND WE ARE SAFE ♪ 346 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,944 ♪ ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN ♪ 347 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:31,948 ♪ BEFORE THINGS CHANGE ♪ 348 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:38,120 ♪ WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER BROTHER ♪ 349 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,723 ♪ WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER ♪ 350 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:44,159 ♪ BROTHER ♪♪ 351 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,261 AND CUT. 352 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,262 BACK TO FIRST POSITIONS, PLEASE. 353 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,431 OH, GOD. 354 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,199 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 355 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,202 JUST A, UH... 356 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,370 JUST A FEW MINUTES. 357 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,038 I SAW THAT SEXY GUITAR PLAYER 358 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,473 HITTING ON YOU. 359 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,230 YEAH. 360 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,377 LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 361 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,212 YOUR MOM TOLD ME WHERE YOU WERE. 362 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,170 OH, NO, NO, I DON'T MIND. 363 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:08,751 COME WITH ME? 364 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,219 YEAH. 365 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,655 WELL, ALSO, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE 366 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,324 ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 367 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,182 I WAS AN ASSHOLE. 368 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,606 [WHEELS SCRAPING] 369 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,191 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME. 370 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,895 WHO TOLD YOU WHERE I AM? 371 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,763 LOOK, WE NEED TO TALK 372 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,932 SO WE CAN GET THIS BEHIND US. 373 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,389 WELL, I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW. 374 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,004 IVAN, I NEED YOUR HELP, 375 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,596 AND I KNOW IT'S A BAD TIME, BUT I JUST NEED 15 MINUTES. 376 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,814 NO, THAT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW? 377 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,783 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED WITH ANYBODY, 378 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,018 AND THAT IS COOL. 379 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,887 I'M GLAD IT'S COOL WITH YOU. 380 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,021 IT'S TOTALLY COOL. 381 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,021 WELL... 382 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,123 [CLEARS THROAT] 383 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,693 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T FUCK. 384 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,227 [DIRECTOR]: ACTION. 385 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,696 YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? 386 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:32,701 ♪ SOMETIMES IT HURTS WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT ME ♪ 387 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,703 ♪ BUT IT'S GOING TO HURT MORE... ♪ 388 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,995 [MUFFLED MUSIC] 389 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,879 ♪ WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER ♪ 390 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,314 ♪ BROTHER ♪ 391 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:51,920 ♪ WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER BROTHER ♪ 392 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:55,958 ♪ HERE WE GO AGAIN ♪ 393 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,960 ♪ OH, MIDNIGHT KNOCKS! ♪ 394 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,563 ♪ OH, EXPLOSIONS! ♪ 395 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,765 CARMEN? 396 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,799 HEY, CARMEN! 397 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,733 OH, FUCK. 398 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,801 WHAT'S YOUR 20? 399 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,703 IGNORE IT. OH, GOD. NO, I CAN'T... 400 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,538 UM... NO, STOP... 401 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,541 UH, YEAH, GO FOR CARMEN. 402 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,199 I NEED A FRESH BATTERY ASAP. 403 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,248 CARMEN? 404 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,315 NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT. 405 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:24,019 OKAY, YEAH, RIGHT AWAY. 406 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,021 [DIRECTOR]: STAND BY. 407 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,945 WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? 408 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,493 OH, GOD. 409 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:31,994 I HAVE TO GO OVER TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 410 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,562 I CAN'T LET HER DOWN. 411 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,930 NO PROBLEM. 412 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,098 UM... 413 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,467 I COULD COME OVER TO YOUR PLACE LATE. 414 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,635 NO. 415 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,270 NO, MY ROOMMATES ARE GOING TO BE THERE. 416 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,605 WELL, UH, WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW? 417 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,275 NO, TOMORROW I'M GETTING A LAP DANCE. 418 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,744 WELL, I COULD DO A LAP DANCE FOR YOU. 419 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,913 [CHUCKLES] 420 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,036 I'D LIKE THAT. 421 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,684 BUT IT'S FOR MY FRIEND. 422 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,619 SHE JUST, UH, SHE GOT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP. 423 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,788 MM. 424 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:03,292 YEAH, THOSE RELATIONSHIPS... 425 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,461 THEY CAN REALLY FUCK YOU UP. 426 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,896 YEAH. 427 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,920 MM-HMM. 428 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:16,572 ♪ HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER BROTHER ♪ 429 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,575 ♪ WE HAVE GOT TO TAKE COVER ♪ 430 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,198 ♪ BROTHER... ♪ 431 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,037 YOU WANT A BEER? 432 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,752 YOU'RE NOT DRINKING? 433 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,087 IT'S NON-ALCOHOLIC. 434 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,592 I'M NOT GOING TO BLOW MY SOBRIETY, KIT. 435 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,895 IVAN, THIS... THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT HARD. 436 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,765 I MEAN, AFTER SEEING YOU AS A WOMAN... 437 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,701 I MEAN, UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BEAUTI... 438 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,165 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME, OKAY? 439 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,241 I BROUGHT MY BUSINESS PLAN. 440 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:57,112 MY SISTER BETTE'S GOING TO CO-SIGN FOR THE LOAN, 441 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,415 BUT THE BANK WON'T LEND ME THE $75,000 442 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,184 UNLESS I CAN COME UP WITH $50,000 IN CASH, 443 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,353 AND SHE JUST DOESN'T HAVE IT. 444 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,278 $50,000 IS A LOT OF MONEY. 445 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:13,194 WELL, TOMORROW, I HAVE TO MEET MANFREDI FERRER, 446 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,597 MARINA'S DAD, 447 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,365 AND IF I DON'T HAVE IT TOGETHER, THEN... 448 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,789 IT'S OVER FOR ME. 449 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,508 LEAVE YOUR BUSINESS PLAN. 450 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,776 I'LL LOOK IT OVER. 451 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,711 I'VE GOT THINGS I NEED TO DO NOW. 452 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,047 IVAN... 453 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:36,507 IS... IS THERE... A CHANCE? 454 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,913 YOU SHOULDN'T COUNT ON ME. 455 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,932 WILD BOAR HUNTING... 456 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:56,137 WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY A LITERAL INTERPRETATION. 457 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,607 GLOCK'S SUBMISSION LOOKS PROMISING. 458 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,111 I LIKE THE DESCRIPTION OF THE, UH, LAWN MOWER. 459 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,715 ALWAYS GO FOR DETAIL. 460 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,083 MM... 461 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,418 I SEE THAT JENNY SCHECTER 462 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,452 SET HER STORY 463 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,720 OF THE HUNTER AND THE HUNTED 464 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,622 IN A CARNIVAL. 465 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,357 IS IT A TRUE STORY, SCHECTER? 466 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,925 YES. 467 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,259 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 468 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,262 IT LACKS IMAGINATION. 469 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,931 YOU HAVEN'T TRANSFORMED IT INTO FICTION. 470 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,234 THANKS FOR TRYING, PEOPLE. 471 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,393 YOU'LL ALL HEAR FROM ME WITHIN THE NEXT 10 DAYS. 472 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,688 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 473 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,857 BECAUSE WE WANT THEM TO TAKE PART IN THE WEDDING. 474 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,158 WE WANT THEM IN THE WEDDING PHOTOS. 475 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,060 WE WANT YOUR FATHER TO GIVE YOU AWAY. 476 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,628 YEAH. GIVE ME AWAY. 477 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,630 THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DISOWN ME. 478 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,666 HONEY, THEY KNOW WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, DON'T THEY? 479 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,667 YES. 480 00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,701 AND THEY HAVEN'T DISOWNED US YET, 481 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,037 HAVE THEY? 482 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,260 [SIGHING] 483 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:09,010 POOKIE, THE WORST THEY CAN DO... 484 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,781 IS REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE US. 485 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,781 WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH 486 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:14,850 WHAT THEY'RE DOING ALREADY, RIGHT? 487 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,151 MM. 488 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,387 I NEED YOU TO GO GET READY. 489 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,654 OKAY. 490 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,758 I NEED YOU TO WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, 491 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,959 AND LET ME TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 492 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,694 OKAY? 493 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,397 OKAY. 494 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,888 MM. MM. 495 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,126 [KNOCKING] 496 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,210 [THUNK] 497 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,845 FUCK, TINA. YOUR SHIT'S EVERYWHERE. 498 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,302 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 499 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,854 WHERE THE FUCK IS TINA? 500 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:54,144 BETTE. 501 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,760 SHE'S NOT HERE, 502 00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,928 BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN. 503 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,530 SHE'S AT WORK. 504 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,865 SHE AND OSCAR ARE INTO SOME BIG PROJECT. 505 00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,967 DID YOU KNOW SHE'S HIRING A LAWYER? 506 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,703 SHE'S NOT HIRING ONE. 507 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,371 SHE JUST WENT FOR A CONSULTATION. 508 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,306 OH! PROVIDE BANK STATEMENTS. 509 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,107 HAVE THE HOUSE REAPPRAISED. 510 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,610 SUPPLY A LIST OF MY ASSETS. 511 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:15,911 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A CONSULTATION? 512 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,579 SHE WAS JUST GOING TO GET SOME ADVICE. 513 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:18,846 I THOUGHT SHE NEEDED IT. 514 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,216 YOU KNOW, TO FEEL LIKE SHE HAD SOME OPTIONS. 515 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,884 YOU THOUGHT? 516 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:23,886 BETTE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 517 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,220 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 518 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,522 SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING OF HER OWN ANYMORE. 519 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,558 SO YOU SENT HER TO FUCKING JOYCE WISCHNIA? 520 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,493 I JUST SUGGESTED SHE SEE A LAWYER. 521 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,360 FUCK YOU. 522 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,195 FUCK ME? 523 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,229 YEAH. FUCK YOU. 524 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,997 WEREN'T YOU MY FRIEND? 525 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,432 YOU KNOW, I'M STILL YOUR FRIEND. 526 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,816 I'M TOTALLY YOUR FRIEND, BUT YOU CAN BE A LITTLE CRUEL. 527 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,159 I'VE BEEN THERE. I REMEMBER. 528 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,762 THAT'S LOW. 529 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,578 YOU AND I DATED FOR SIX WEEKS. 530 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,679 IT WAS NEVER GOING TO GO ANYWHERE. 531 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,436 I DID US BOTH A FAVOR. 532 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,174 IT'S JUST... TINA'S HURTING. 533 00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,479 AND I WOULD KIND OF LIKE MY PLACE BACK SOMEDAY. 534 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,262 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... MY FRIEND. 535 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,730 YOU CAN JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT TO. 536 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,065 YOU CAN MAKE ME INTO A PARIAH. 537 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,566 I FUCKING DESERVE IT. 538 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:14,369 BUT DON'T YOU DARE INTERFERE WITH MY LIFE LIKE THAT, OKAY? 539 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,504 DON'T CROSS THAT LINE AGAIN. 540 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:17,806 I DIDN'T MEAN TO CROSS A LINE. 541 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,764 I... I'M SORRY! 542 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,145 TO SPONSORSHIP. 543 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,014 TO MY LITTLE GIRL'S BRILLIANT CAREER. 544 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,815 MM-HMM. 545 00:23:27,839 --> 00:23:30,552 MM. OH... 546 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,287 IS THIS A SKINNY RUSSIAN? 547 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,288 WELL, I KNEW 548 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,289 THAT WAS YOUR DRINK, SHARON. 549 00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:35,256 OH. 550 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,824 MOM? 551 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:39,561 IT'S ACTUALLY TONYA THAT'S THE BRILLIANT ONE. 552 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,762 SHE'S THE ONE 553 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,830 WHO LOCKED IN THE GM DEAL. 554 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,899 THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 555 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,968 SHARON, IRWIN, DO YOU REALIZE 556 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,136 WHAT AN IMPACT DANA CAN HAVE? 557 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,271 BECAUSE, SHE'S, WELL, 558 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,673 BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 559 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:54,042 BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE 560 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,810 THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL NEXT DOOR. 561 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,068 I THINK DANA'S PRETTY NEAR PERFECT. 562 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,816 DANA AND YOUR WIFE... 563 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,150 TWO PERFECT EXAMPLES 564 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,608 OF STRENGTH BALANCED BY FEMININITY. 565 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,530 UM... SHARON, IRWIN, 566 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,032 DANA AND I HAVE SOMETHING 567 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,533 WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. 568 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:19,535 NO, I'M SORRY, 569 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,702 YOU CANNOT HAVE THE TIFFANY LAMPS 570 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,538 UNTIL DADDY AND I ARE READY TO DOWNSIZE. 571 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,674 [FAIRBANKS LAUGHING] 572 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,710 WELL, YOU KNOW WE'VE SET A DATE... 573 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:31,902 WE'D REALLY LIKE YOUR BLESSING. 574 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,283 I DON'T KNOW 575 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,707 WHAT DIFFERENCE THAT MAKES. 576 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,441 IT WOULD MEAN A LOT. 577 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:41,745 MOM? 578 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:45,127 YOU KNOW, I... 579 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,897 I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND. 580 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,833 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU TWO. 581 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,568 BOTH OF YOU, SUCH PRETTY GIRLS. 582 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:57,038 NEITHER OF YOU WOULD HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING A MAN. 583 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,373 OH, GOD. 584 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,475 WE DON'T WANT TO FIND A MAN, MOM. 585 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,176 GOD! 586 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,379 DANA... NO, IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING, YOU KNOW? 587 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:07,516 I TRY TO TELL YOU GUYS, AND YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN. 588 00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,540 IT'S OKAY. 589 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:15,356 SHARON, I WAS ENGAGED ONCE BEFORE. 590 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:17,259 I DON'T KNOW IF DANA TOLD YOU. 591 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:20,061 NO. NO, SHE DIDN'T. 592 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:21,963 WELL... 593 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,965 HIS NAME WAS BAYARD. 594 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:26,567 HE WAS SMART AND SUCCESSFUL. 595 00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,736 HE WAS A REAL ESTATE LAWYER. 596 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,073 HE WAS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ME. 597 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,108 NOW, I TRIED REALLY HARD 598 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,609 TO MAKE THAT ONE WORK, 599 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:35,777 BUT EVERY NIGHT, 600 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,446 I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 601 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:38,613 CRYING. 602 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,215 AND ONE NIGHT, BAYARD WOKE UP 603 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:42,673 AND HE FOUND ME LIKE THAT. 604 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:45,553 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID? 605 00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:46,954 DAMNED IF I DO. 606 00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:50,725 HE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, 607 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:54,096 AND HE SAID, 608 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:58,221 "TONYA... WILL YOU NOT MARRY ME?" 609 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:06,875 "BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART, 610 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:11,167 AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO MAKE YOU UNHAPPY." 611 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,841 "BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, TONYA." 612 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,146 "FOLLOW YOUR HEART." 613 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:57,580 OH. 614 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,499 AM I REALLY SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT 615 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:06,434 IF I ORDER AN AWESOME? 616 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,836 NOT IF IT SPILLS IN YOUR PRIUS. 617 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,138 HI. I'M GOING TO TRY 618 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,940 THAT TOFFEE NUT CARAMEL SOY FRAPPU... 619 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,043 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 620 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:15,711 TONYA ORDERED IT YESTERDAY. 621 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,112 IT WAS LETHAL. 622 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,514 WELL, TOO BAD SHE DIDN'T KEEL OVER AND DIE. 623 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:20,515 AL... 624 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,016 OH, I'M SORRY. 625 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,918 WAS THAT TOO BRUTALLY FRANK AND HONEST FOR YOU? 626 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:24,953 I DON'T KNOW, YOU GUYS. 627 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:25,953 I DON'T TRUST HER 628 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,922 AND I HOPE DANA GETS A PRENUP. 629 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:30,459 SHE SHOULD GO SEE JOYCE WISCHNIA. 630 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,559 WHAT? 631 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,127 DON'T GET ME INVOLVED IN THAT. 632 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,196 BETTE TOTALLY REAMS ME 633 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,766 FOR SUGGESTING TINA SEE A LAWYER. 634 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,968 WELL, I CAN'T BLAME HER. 635 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,104 SORRY, TINA. 636 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:44,873 I'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE MY WHOLE LIFE. 637 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:47,442 IT'S ABOUT TIME I STARTED TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 638 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:48,610 THAT'S WHY I NEED A LAWYER. 639 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,545 YEAH, BUT... POOR BETTE. 640 00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,215 WELL, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY THE INNOCENT PARTY. 641 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,550 YEAH, I KNOW, 642 00:27:55,574 --> 00:27:57,485 BUT, YOU KNOW, GETTING A LAWYER 643 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,520 MEANS THAT THINGS WILL GET UGLY. 644 00:27:58,544 --> 00:27:59,821 COULDN'T YOU JUST TRY 645 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,923 TO WORK IT OUT TOGETHER? 646 00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:04,159 BETTE AND I NEED TO BE ON EQUAL FOOTING 647 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,896 BEFORE THERE'S ANY CHANCE THAT WE COULD WORK ANYTHING OUT. 648 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,520 I NEED MY AUTONOMY. 649 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,272 I DON'T THINK 650 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:18,740 THAT I WROTE VERY WELL YESTERDAY, 651 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:21,843 AND I THINK THAT MADAME BIRCH 652 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,012 DIDN'T REALLY LIKE ME. 653 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,715 OH, WELL, SHE WAS PROBABLY JEALOUS 654 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:28,016 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GIFTED 655 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,117 AND HOT. 656 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:30,918 OF COURSE. 657 00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:32,854 COME ON, COME MEET MY FRIENDS. 658 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,656 TODAY'S THE DAY. 659 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,990 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE LING LING. 660 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,993 OKAY. 661 00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:39,428 OKAY, NOW, 662 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:40,995 LING LING... YEAH. 663 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:44,532 IS... THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER! 664 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:45,533 RIGHT? 665 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,634 ACTUALLY, NOT QUITE. 666 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,003 LING LING'S SEVEN MONTHS OLD. 667 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,172 HER MOM CLAUDIA IS THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER, 668 00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,641 AND HER OTHER MOTHER MARGARET 669 00:28:52,665 --> 00:28:54,709 IS THE GERIATRIC NURSE. RIGHT. 670 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,710 RIGHT? 671 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,778 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 672 00:28:56,802 --> 00:29:01,382 AND THEY HAVE, UM, AN ADOPTED CHINESE BABY. 673 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,450 YEAH. 674 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,086 OKAY. WHO ELSE? 675 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,788 IS IT ALL GOING TO BE COUPLES TODAY? 676 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:08,990 MM... YEAH. 677 00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:10,759 UM, YEAH, MOST OF MY FRIENDS 678 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,126 ARE MARRIED. 679 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,362 THEY SORT OF, UM, TOOK CARE OF ME 680 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:15,396 AFTER, YOU KNOW, 681 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,765 CLAYBOURNE AND I BROKE UP. 682 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:20,723 THEY WERE REALLY HAPPY WHEN I MET YOU. 683 00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,540 DOES SHE KNOW 684 00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:29,477 THAT WE'RE HAVING COFFEE? 685 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,813 UH, SHE'S IN NEWPORT BEACH 686 00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,248 WITH HER FAMILY. 687 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,150 MM. 688 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:37,085 NO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW, 689 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:40,043 BUT I'M NOT HIDING IT. 690 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,059 WELL, IF SHE'S AT THE BEACH, 691 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,927 WE COULD'VE JUST MET AT YOUR PLACE, 692 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,729 LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 693 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,864 BUT WE HAVE RULES 694 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,408 AND WE'RE TRYING TO FOLLOW THEM. 695 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,470 DOES THAT MEAN 696 00:29:55,494 --> 00:30:00,374 THAT YOU'RE FINDING IT DIFFICULT? 697 00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:01,909 NO. 698 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,278 NO, NOT AT ALL. 699 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,734 YOU? 700 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,638 PIECE OF CAKE. 701 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:22,230 COME ON, LING LING. 702 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,398 COME ON. SAY YOUR WORD. 703 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,632 COME ON, LING LING. 704 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,668 COME ON, SAY YOUR WORD. 705 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,536 OH, SHE JUST SAID HER FIRST WORD. 706 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,572 SAY YOUR WORD. 707 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:33,074 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN, JENNY? 708 00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,743 OH, GOSH, I... I... I DON'T KNOW. 709 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,612 I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW? 710 00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:38,879 I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE 711 00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:40,714 I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING ABOUT IT NOW, YOU KNOW? 712 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:42,717 YOU'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. 713 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:45,386 ROBIN SHOULD PROBABLY BE THE FIRST TO GET PREGNANT. 714 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,821 NORA, 715 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,156 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 716 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,658 WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO GET ON WITH IT. 717 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:51,125 ROBIN'S GOING TO MAKE A GREAT MOTHER, JENNY. 718 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:52,760 SHE'S A BORN NURTURER. 719 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:56,064 YES, SHE'S A... SHE'S A VERY KIND LADY. 720 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:58,032 IT'S A LITTLE SOON FOR THEM TO BE 721 00:30:58,056 --> 00:30:59,100 TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN, NORA. 722 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,168 OH, COME ON. WE'RE LESBIANS. 723 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,236 WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. 724 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,270 AND, ANYWAY, ONE OF THE PROBLEMS 725 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,406 WITH CLAYBOURNE 726 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,574 WAS THAT THEY DIDN'T TALK ENOUGH. 727 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:07,575 CLAYBOURNE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY 728 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,677 UNTIL THE DAY OF THE WEDDING. 729 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,078 DID YOU KNOW CLAYBOURNE 730 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,462 CHEATED ON ROBIN AT THEIR OWN WEDDING? 731 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,083 YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE. 732 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:16,951 SHE WAS STUNNING. 733 00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:19,476 WE'D LIKE TO SEE HER IN THAT TUX AGAIN. 734 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,569 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE DAY. 735 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,838 YOU'RE WELCOME. 736 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:40,975 DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE, OR SHOULD I COME IN? 737 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:43,933 UM... I THINK THAT WE NEED TO TALK. 738 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,770 OH. 739 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:52,587 OKAY. 740 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,322 TALK TO ME. 741 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,906 I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. 742 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:03,197 MM, THAT'S A VERY BAD WAY TO BEGIN A CONVERSATION. 743 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:04,765 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 744 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:09,337 I'M JUST NOT READY TO BE MARRIED AGAIN. 745 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:13,141 JEN, I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME. 746 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:17,612 ROBIN, IT'S SO OBVIOUS TO ME THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 747 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,782 AND I KIND OF FEEL LIKE... 748 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,317 I DON'T KNOW, THAT YOU SET ME UP OR SOMETHING. 749 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:24,319 OH, NO, NO, NO. 750 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:25,854 NO, THEY LEAPT TO THAT CONCLUSION 751 00:32:25,878 --> 00:32:27,589 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 752 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,324 YOU CAN'T PUNISH ME 753 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:31,025 JUST BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO FIND, YOU KNOW... 754 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,528 UH... OKAY, UM, I'M NOT TRYING TO PUNISH YOU. 755 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,430 LOOK, ROBIN, I'M JUST REALIZING THAT, UM... 756 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:41,091 I NEED TO... I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE RIGHT NOW. 757 00:32:42,427 --> 00:32:44,706 JEN, YOU CAN HAVE TIME ALONE. 758 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,174 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WITH ME EVERY SECOND. 759 00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:49,343 OKAY, UM... 760 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:51,300 UH... 761 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:57,774 I NEED TO TRY AND BE SELF-SUFFICIENT. 762 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,721 WELL, I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN 763 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:02,857 ON MY OWN BEFORE, 764 00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:04,647 AND... 765 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:11,366 I THINK THAT I NEED TO JUST... TO FEEL SCARED. 766 00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:15,369 WELL... THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF. 767 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,238 I'M... I'M NOT A SCARY PERSON. 768 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,373 I'M A LOVING... OH, ROBIN, COME ON. 769 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:22,877 I MEAN, I'M TERRIFIED OF BEING ON MY OWN. 770 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,045 I'VE JUST GOT TO 771 00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:24,879 MAKE MYSELF DO IT, ROBIN, 772 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,847 AND I CAN'T... 773 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,182 I CAN'T DISTRACT MYSELF 774 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:29,883 BY CREATING ALL THIS FUCKING LABYRINTH-LIKE DRAMA 775 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:32,720 THAT I'M SO GOOD AT CREATING, 776 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,622 AND I PROMISE YOU 777 00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:38,192 THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET SUCKED INTO MY FUCKING BULLSHIT. 778 00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:39,794 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T. OKAY? 779 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,161 DON'T. 780 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,696 DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANT AND DON'T WANT. 781 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,132 I KNOW WHAT I FUCKING WANT. 782 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,366 OKAY, WELL, I'M GOING TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF. 783 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,401 PLEASE. 784 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:49,270 THIS IS, UH, THIS IS WHAT I WANT. 785 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:51,661 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 786 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,233 I... 787 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,484 I CAN'T GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN. 788 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:04,485 I DON'T KNOW, ROBIN. 789 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:05,553 THAT'S WHY I'M SAYING 790 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:06,921 WE SHOULD STOP NOW, 791 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,547 BEFORE WE ACTUALLY GO THROUGH ANYTHING. 792 00:34:12,117 --> 00:34:14,617 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 793 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,176 DID I BLOW IT 794 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,511 BY TAKING YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS TODAY? 795 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:31,679 NO. 796 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:32,714 I THINK THAT YOUR FRIENDS 797 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,898 SEEM LIKE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE. 798 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:38,708 AND THEY SEEM, UH... 799 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:44,014 VERY MATURE AND VERY, UM... 800 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,497 SETTLED IN THEIR LIFE. 801 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,920 SO, UH... 802 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:55,103 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 803 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:56,671 NO, I DON'T. 804 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,139 YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP WITH PEOPLE, 805 00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,108 MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU 806 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:03,143 SO YOU CAN FUCK WITH THEIR HEADS. 807 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,513 WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 808 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:08,149 WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DID. 809 00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:10,240 RIGHT. 810 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,921 THAT'S WHY I THINK 811 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,190 WE SHOULD END THIS RIGHT NOW, 812 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:19,193 BEFORE... 813 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:23,053 I DISAPPOINT YOU ANY MORE THAN I OBVIOUSLY HAVE. 814 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:52,782 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 815 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,299 HELLO? 816 00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,068 THIS IS SHE. 817 00:36:00,092 --> 00:36:01,035 WELL, I DON'T THINK WOMEN, 818 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,103 ESPECIALLY LESBIANS, 819 00:36:02,127 --> 00:36:04,038 SHOULD EXPLOIT OTHER WOMEN. 820 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:05,839 WELL, THE STRIPPERS I KNOW DO IT 821 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:07,797 BECAUSE THEY LOVE IT. 822 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:10,845 WAIT A MINUTE. 823 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,969 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD A LAP DANCE? 824 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:19,508 IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE WHO'S NEVER HAD A LAP DANCE? 825 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:27,061 OH, MY INNOCENT LITTLE SWEETIE. 826 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:30,152 WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? 827 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,568 THAT WOULD BE OKAY WITH YOU? 828 00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:35,236 WELL, IF DANA WANTED ONE. 829 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:37,571 BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE'S BOOTY 830 00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,140 ON HER BOOTY RIGHT NOW. 831 00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,097 DO YOU, POOKIE? 832 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,672 WHOA. AHEM. 833 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:52,342 WHAT? 834 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:57,347 JUST... DANA, SHE'S GETTING MARRIED. 835 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:03,364 HEY. I'M JUST PICKING UP. 836 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,632 I'LL BE TWO MINUTES. 837 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,921 OKAY, THANKS. 838 00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:09,770 I DON'T THINK 839 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:11,305 I WANT THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER TOUCH ME 840 00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:13,307 OTHER THAN BETTE 841 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,709 TO BE A STRIPPER. 842 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,844 DID I HEAR 843 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:19,914 BETTE'S THE ONLY WOMAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN WITH? 844 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,616 [TINA]: YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, MISSUS. 845 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,418 OH! 846 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:25,419 WE ARE GETTING YOU A LAP DANCE TONIGHT. 847 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:27,810 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 848 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,651 [LAUGHTER TRAILS OFF] 849 00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,650 HERE YOU GO. 850 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:57,818 THANKS. 851 00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,221 HEY, BETTE. 852 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:01,989 BETTE! 853 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,414 I'M SORRY. 854 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,284 THANKS. 855 00:38:09,521 --> 00:38:10,786 WAIT, WAIT. 856 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:19,763 THIS SUCKS. 857 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,534 YEAH, THIS SUCKS. 858 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,587 LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO. 859 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,656 I'VE GOT TO GO MEET KIT, SO... 860 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,192 I'M JUST, UH... 861 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:41,062 I'M JUST SORRY. 862 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,319 I'M REALLY SORRY. 863 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,489 THANKS. 864 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,493 [ENGINE STARTS] 865 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,138 [♪♪♪] 866 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,405 WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH? 867 00:39:24,429 --> 00:39:26,240 I THINK IT'S HIDEOUS. 868 00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:27,441 WELL, THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT. 869 00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:28,909 YOU KNOW, SOME HAVE REAL BOOBIES. 870 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:32,202 JUST KEEP LOOKING. YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE. 871 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,730 COME ON, HONEY. 872 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:51,465 IT'S GOOD FUN. 873 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:53,055 COME ON. 874 00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:10,384 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN GET MR. FERRER 875 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,952 TO GIVE YOU MORE TIME. 876 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,120 I CAN GO TO THE BANK WITH YOU 877 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,789 AND WE CAN TRY AGAIN. 878 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,624 TRY WHAT? 879 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:17,792 WE CAN TRY TO GET THEM 880 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,059 TO LEND YOU THE FULL AMOUNT. 881 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:19,693 I CAN PUT UP SOME ARTWORK 882 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:20,928 AS COLLATERAL. 883 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,597 NO, I CAN'T HAVE YOU DO THAT. 884 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:24,898 IT'S TOO MUCH. 885 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:25,900 YOU'RE ALREADY 886 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,324 PUTTING YOURSELF ON THE LINE. 887 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,007 YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS 888 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,666 IF I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOSE MY SHIRT, OKAY? 889 00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:41,415 THANK YOU. 890 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,572 THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. 891 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:51,358 MARINA'S DADDY IS GOING TO GIVE US A BREAK. 892 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,359 HE SOUNDS LIKE HE WANTS 893 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:53,917 TO GET THIS OVER WITH FAST. 894 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,375 HEY, THERE, GOOD-LOOKING. 895 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,777 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK? 896 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,280 THANKS. 897 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,050 WELL, CAN I OFFER YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 898 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:19,253 I'VE GOT A LOT TO OFFER. 899 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:22,523 UM, I'M WITH MY FRIENDS, BUT MAYBE LATER. 900 00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:24,680 MAYBE LATER. 901 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:30,052 YOU'RE A PLAYER, RIGHT? 902 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,100 [CHUCKLING] 903 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:35,102 RIGHT. 904 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,059 YEAH. 905 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,588 OH. SORRY, I... 906 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:54,755 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 907 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:56,357 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 908 00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,324 YOU HAVE TO GET OUT... THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 909 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,526 NO, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AL. 910 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,127 ARE YOU THREE? 911 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,862 CAN'T YOU HOLD IT FOR A MINUTE? 912 00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:03,797 NO. 913 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:06,422 FINE. FINE. GO IN. 914 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:09,792 SORRY. 915 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,663 GO ON. 916 00:42:18,469 --> 00:42:20,447 YOU GUYS... 917 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,715 TINA'S FOUND SOMEONE SHE LIKES, I THINK. 918 00:42:21,739 --> 00:42:24,340 WOW. THAT'S EXCITING. 919 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,144 COME IN. 920 00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,561 YOU'VE GOT TO BE QUICK. 921 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,884 [MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES] 922 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,999 JESUS, IS THAT HIM? 923 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:41,868 COUNT DRACULA RIDES A HOG? 924 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,204 EXCELLENT. 925 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,228 MAYBE HE'S MORE DOWN TO EARTH THAN I THOUGHT. 926 00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:49,643 LADIES. 927 00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,445 IVAN... 928 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,146 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 929 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,915 I HAVE A CASHIER'S CHECK FOR $50,000. 930 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,584 I'M COMING IN AS YOUR PARTNER. 931 00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,719 OH, IVAN. 932 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,554 IT'S A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, KIT. 933 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:01,756 STRAIGHT UP. 934 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,290 I'M IN BECAUSE I LIKE THE PLAN. 935 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,325 I'M YOUR SILENT PARTNER. 936 00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,459 I HAVE NOTHING TO DO 937 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:06,693 WITH YOUR DAY-TO-DAY. 938 00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,495 I DON'T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. 939 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,464 I WON'T BE HANGING AROUND. 940 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:13,134 I SEE A STATEMENT ONCE A MONTH. 941 00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:14,735 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE. 942 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,226 IF YOU WANT IT. 943 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,908 GOOD LUCK. 944 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:40,182 [DOOR CLOSES] 945 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,167 SO YOU WANT TO TELL ME 946 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:48,603 WHAT'S GOING ON? 947 00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:52,406 SUPPOSEDLY TINA FOUND A GIRL SHE LIKES. 948 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:55,409 NO, I MEAN WITH YOU AND DANA. 949 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:59,313 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 950 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,514 ARE YOU GUYS 951 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:01,782 GETTING IT ON YET, OR WHAT? 952 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,239 NO! 953 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,720 OKAY. OKAY. 954 00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:09,689 WE KISSED. 955 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:11,558 HOW'D YOU FIGURE... 956 00:44:11,582 --> 00:44:13,460 DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW? 957 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,462 I DOUBT IT. 958 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,097 YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU KNOW THAT, SHANE? 959 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:19,254 CHECK IT OUT. 960 00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,538 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 961 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:25,994 HI. 962 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:29,165 YOU GO, GIRL! 963 00:44:31,069 --> 00:44:33,502 GIVE HER SOME ENCOURAGEMENT, T. 964 00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,695 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ABOUT HER? 965 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,697 YEAH, SHE LOOKS 966 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,020 A LITTLE BIT LIKE BETTE. 967 00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:57,759 [♪♪♪] 968 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:55,896 I AM MANFREDI DELLA FRANCESCO FERRER. 969 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,063 SI? 970 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,899 SI. 971 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,969 BUONASERA, COUNT... MANFREDI. 972 00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:03,737 SI, BUT I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME, 973 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,140 SO JUST SHOW ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW. 974 00:46:06,164 --> 00:46:07,808 THE MONEY IS IN PLACE? 975 00:46:07,832 --> 00:46:10,243 I WANT A GLASS OF WINE. 976 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,312 [BETTE]: RED OR WHITE? 977 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,713 RED, FRENCH OR ITALIAN, 978 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:14,614 NOT ONE OF THOSE CALIFORNIA ABOMINATIONS. 979 00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:15,982 WELL, I HEARD 980 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:18,652 THAT CALIFORNIA WINES ARE PRETTY GOOD THESE DAYS. 981 00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:19,953 I HATE LOS ANGELES. 982 00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,656 I DON'T KNOW WHY MARINA CAME HERE. 983 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:29,262 THIS IS A LOAN FOR $75,000, WITH A CONTINGENCY, SI? 984 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,630 UH, SI. 985 00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:34,757 YES, I HAVE HERE $50,000 IN A CASHIER'S CHECK. 986 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,773 I THINK MARINA FELT SHE HAD A HOME HERE. 987 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,908 SHE HAD A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS. 988 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:43,432 BULLSHIT. 989 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,380 WHO ARE YOU? 990 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,981 WHICH ONE IS KIT PORTER? 991 00:46:48,005 --> 00:46:49,215 I AM. 992 00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,551 AND YOU ARE? 993 00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:53,019 BETTE PORTER. 994 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:54,221 AH, SI. 995 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,489 YOU'RE THE ONE. 996 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:57,624 THE ONE WHAT? 997 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,460 SUCH JUDGES, YOU AMERICANS. 998 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,898 YOU SIT IN JUDGMENT ON THE WHOLE WORLD. 999 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:05,833 WHO GAVE YOU THIS POWER TO JUDGE? 1000 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,234 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, YOUR HIGHNESS, 1001 00:47:07,258 --> 00:47:09,003 OR WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE FOR US TO CALL YOU... 1002 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:11,372 ARE YOU REALLY SUCH AN EXEMPLARY PERSON? 1003 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,040 ARE YOU PERFECT? 1004 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,474 ARE YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE? 1005 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,543 NO. NO, I'M NOT. 1006 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:18,712 YOU'RE SO CONVENTIONAL, YOU AMERICANS, 1007 00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:20,714 THINKING ONE STYLE OF LIFE 1008 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,250 IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER. 1009 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:24,618 WE HAVE SO MANY WAYS. 1010 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:27,020 LOOK, I KNOW THAT I JUDGED MARINA TOO HARSHLY, 1011 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,321 BUT, REALLY, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT... 1012 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:29,924 THE HEART IS STRONGER 1013 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:31,058 THAN THE HEAD. 1014 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:34,194 REMEMBER. 1015 00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:38,187 EVERYONE IS CAPABLE TO COMMIT A PASSIONATE CRIME... 1016 00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:41,401 AND EVERYONE DESERVES 1017 00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:43,536 THE COMPASSION TO START AGAIN. 1018 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,195 AMEN TO THAT. 1019 00:47:51,268 --> 00:47:52,379 SO HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER? 1020 00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:53,502 IS SHE OKAY? 1021 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,017 MY DAUGHTER? 1022 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,306 MARINA. 1023 00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:02,344 MARINA IS NOT MY DAUGHTER. 1024 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:05,859 WE ARE MARRIED 12 YEARS. 1025 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:09,118 MARINA IS MY WIFE. 1026 00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:13,333 AND SHE IS IN A HOSPITAL 1027 00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:14,534 IN MILANO, 1028 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,836 AND NO THANKS TO YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 1029 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,306 EVERYTHING LOOKS HERE TO BE IN ORDER. 1030 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:23,799 MY PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU... TO CONCLUDE THE BUSINESS. 1031 00:48:27,205 --> 00:48:29,049 [DOOR CLOSES] 1032 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:31,073 [♪♪♪] 1033 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,475 [BETTE'S LAUGHTER ECHOES] 1034 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,247 HEY. 1035 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,704 HEY. 1036 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,909 SO WHAT DID YOU ALL DO? 1037 00:50:15,146 --> 00:50:16,656 NOTHING MUCH. 1038 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,126 WE JUST HUNG OUT. 1039 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,527 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED ME. 1040 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:23,129 I WAS FEELING PRETTY LONELY. 1041 00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:25,365 DO YOU WANT ONE? 1042 00:50:25,389 --> 00:50:27,322 NO, THANKS. 1043 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:35,576 TINA HIRED A LAWYER, YOU KNOW. 1044 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,533 YEAH, I HEARD. 1045 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:46,687 HOW DID I LET THIS GET SO FUCKED UP, SHANE? 1046 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,622 SHIT'S NOT ALWAYS IN OUR CONTROL. 1047 00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:51,725 I USED TO THINK THAT IT WAS. 1048 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,560 I LEARNED EARLY ON 1049 00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:56,362 THAT IF YOU WANT TO AVOID 1050 00:50:56,386 --> 00:50:58,065 THAT BIG MESS 1051 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:01,268 THAT SUCKS AND FUCKS WITH YOUR LIFE, 1052 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:02,936 YOU JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE. 1053 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,973 YOU MEAN, LIKE, SEX WITH NO EMOTIONAL ENTANGLEMENTS? 1054 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:07,974 [CHUCKLING] 1055 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,943 RIGHT. 1056 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,611 THAT'S JUST ME. 1057 00:51:11,635 --> 00:51:14,047 I DON'T THINK THAT APPLIES TO YOU. 1058 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,472 YOU'RE A VERY WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUAL. 1059 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,552 I DON'T KNOW. 1060 00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:23,145 I THINK I JUST MIGHT LIKE TO STUDY AT YOUR FEET, SHANE. 1061 00:51:27,318 --> 00:51:28,750 [VEHICLE APPROACHES] 1062 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,254 [DOOR OPENS] 1063 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:35,668 HEY. 1064 00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,737 HEY, WHO'S THAT? 1065 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,094 OH, HEY. 1066 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:41,808 HEY, COME ON OVER 1067 00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,309 AND HAVE A BEER WITH US. 1068 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:45,133 OKAY. 1069 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:49,149 HELLO. 1070 00:51:49,173 --> 00:51:50,583 [BETTE]: WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SEX 1071 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:52,674 WITH NO EMOTIONAL ENTANGLEMENTS. 1072 00:51:54,478 --> 00:51:57,324 I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 1073 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:59,459 IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. 1074 00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:00,760 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1075 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,095 WITH THE DAY THAT I'VE HAD, 1076 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,331 THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT'S FOR ME. 1077 00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:07,033 CHEERS. 1078 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,901 CATCHING UP ON CURRENT EVENTS? 1079 00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:10,370 MM. YES. 1080 00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:14,207 THESE ARE ALL THE LOCAL NEWSPAPERS 1081 00:52:14,231 --> 00:52:18,712 WITH PEOPLE ADVERTISING FOR ROOMMATES. 1082 00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:21,748 I JUST PUT THIS AD IN CRAIG'S LIST 1083 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:23,650 LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE. 1084 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:24,718 I HOPE THAT I DON'T 1085 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,119 GET A BUNCH OF CRAZIES. 1086 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,987 SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE? 1087 00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:28,989 YEAH. 1088 00:52:29,013 --> 00:52:32,859 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SCREEN PEOPLE 1089 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:34,628 OR WHAT I SHOULD ASK IN RENT. 1090 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,563 WOULD THEY GET THEIR OWN ROOM? 1091 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:37,964 YEAH, YEAH. 1092 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,856 IT'S, LIKE, A TWO-BEDROOM HOUSE. 1093 00:52:42,093 --> 00:52:45,739 WE SHOULD TALK. 1094 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:47,140 YEAH? 1095 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,908 YEAH. 1096 00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:50,276 OKAY. 1097 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,311 WHY NOT, RIGHT? 1098 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:52,312 YEAH. 1099 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,269 ALL RIGHT. 1100 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,441 [CHUCKLING] 1101 00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:02,656 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 1102 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,613 [♪♪♪] 71232

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