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- What do you Want?
- Why is this door locked, Andrew?
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I'm getting ready for school.
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Open this door, Andrew.
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- Listen to me.
- No, you're drunk.
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I'm what?
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Excuse me?
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I said unlock the door.
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Andrew?
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Dad, it is 7:30 in the am.,
and you are drunk.
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- Listen. You don't tell me if I'm drunk
or not, you little shit. - Aren't you?
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What are you doing in there, huh?
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- I'm filming this.
- Huh?
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- What?
- I bought a camera...
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and I'm filming everything from here on out.
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And it's yours right now
for only 46.50! Yeah!
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Mom? Mom
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Hey.
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Say hello to my new camera for me.
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- Who's the audience?
- Just the millions of people that are Watching at home.
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- Do I look awful?
- No, mo, mo, Mom
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You look- You look great.
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- It's a mice camera.
- Well, thanks, Mom
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So, um, should I ask about the camera or-
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Un, I don't Know.
I'm- I'm filming things now.
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- I'm filming everything.
- You're filming everything?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Why is everyone so obsessed?
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- Money can't buy us happiness
- Wow.
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We should all slow clown
and enjoy right now;
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Look to their left
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Everybody look to their right
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God, make it stop.
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Cha-ching, cha-ching
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Ain't about the- yeah- ba-bling, ba-bling
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Want to make the World dance;
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Forget about the price tag
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Have you ever read any Arthur Schoperwhauer?
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No. What is Arthur Schoperwhauer?
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He's, um- He's this philosopher
that I'm reading at the moment.
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- For school?
- No, mo.
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Uh, basically, human beings
have to recognize themselves...
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- as beings of pure will, right?
- Okay.
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So all emotional arid physical desires
can never be fulfilled.
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So basically you're telling me that
I should give up on life.
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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- Come on, man!
- Oh, God.
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- I'll see you later.
- All right, dude. Peace.
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Learning time.
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Get out of the way.
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Are you not coming in?
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I'm gonna hang back a while, okay?
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Uh, you're gonna be late for first period.
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Yeah. I'll pick you up after seventh.
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This is my school.
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I guess.
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Vote for Steve, brah!
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Okay.
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Hey, you! Hey, guy.
Vote for Steve for senior class president.
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- Vote for Steve.
- Yeah, I got it.
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This is where I eat lunch.
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Out here OH the bleachers.
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...four, five, six,
seven, eight. And one-
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'Cause I don't wanna see
anybody pull up- That's right.
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way to your left.
There you go, Jack. That's right. Okay.
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A cohesive unit today.
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...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
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I don't want to see any crap out there.
All right?
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...T-O-R-Y!
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- Whoo!
- Good job. All right.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Could you not videotape us, please?
It's really creepy.
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Uh, mo. I wasn't-
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- He!
- This is the hallway where my locker is.
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What is this?
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What's up, Detmer?
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- Wow, you should be on television.
- Marl,you're on a film, man.
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Pretty on camera.
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- Smile, man. You look pretty.
- You gonna cry? You gonna cry?
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Sean, come on. Give it back.
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Huh? You want your camera?
Piece of shit from, like, 2004?
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Here you go.
Here she is. In one piece.
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- Oh!
- Oh, guys.
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Almost.
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- Assholes!
- Come on!
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- All right. You ready to bounce?
- Yeah.
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There's a party tonight.
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Okay.
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Haven Hills.
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Wait. I thought Haven Hills was closed.
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It's abandoned, yeah.
What, you don't want to go?
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No.
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- When was the last time you went to a party?
- I don't go to parties.
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- You're a senior. You are a senior.
- I don't go to parties.
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- Just come.
- I'll think about it, okay?
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Okay.
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But when we go tonight, Andrew,
can I give you, like, a pro tip?
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What?
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Maybe leave your camera at home.
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- Why?
- Because it's a little Weird.
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It serves a purpose.
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I'm- I'm just trying to be
a good cousin here, okay?
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This is me being your friend
and telling you...
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you should probably
not take the camera to a party.
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Okay.
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This is my street.
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And those are the official
douche bags of my street.
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- What the hell's that?
- Oh, great.
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Hey! What you doing? Andrew!
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- No, I vvasn't-
- Don't film me, Detmer! Don't film me.
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Run to your house, bitch!
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This is where I eat lunch.
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Out here on the bleaclvers.
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What do you want?
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When I say open that door,
you open the door. You got it?
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Finish your goddamn homework.
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- Matt, are you sure it's here?
- Dude, it's here.
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Calm down, okay?
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Oh, here it is.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow. Look. A rave.
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Oh, wow. Look. A nerd with a camera.
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- What?
- Just dorft follow me around all might, okay?
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What do you mean? I thought-
I thought you wanted me to come with you.
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I did. I did. But just go
and do your own thing for once, okay?
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Just... have a beer, talk to people.
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I clon't drink.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey!
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Excuse me.
Hey! Hey, what are you filming for?
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Oh, I dorft- Um-
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- Uh-
- What?
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- I can't hear you.
- I'm just filming.
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- Oh. Oh, cool. Cool. I'm filming for my blog.
- Oh.
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- Andrew. Andrew.
- You should check it out. it's actually-
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- Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
- Hey.
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- I-low you doing?
- I'm good. I'm good.
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This is pretty lame, right?
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Why is it lame?
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You know, Jung said parties are just...
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people's way of
seeking Widespread validation.
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I'm not one to clamor to be cool, you know.
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Wow. Way to put an analytical psychology
spin on this barn party, Matt.
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That's awesome.
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Awesome.
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- You're awesome.
- Hey, Matt.
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Hey, what did Jung say about glow sticks?
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You filming my girlfriend?
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Yes or no?
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No, I- I'm not filming anything.
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- I'm just filming the party.
- Okay.
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I should break your bitch-ass nose.
You Know that?
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- No, I vvasrft-
- Dorft talk back to me.
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- Bitch.
- Okay.
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You're a party peeper!
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No! Come on!
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My shoe! My shoe!
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Let's go drink!
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Andrew?
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Andrew.
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Andrew.
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With the camera.
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- Can We- Can We use that thing?
- What?
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We found the craziest shit,
and WE gotta get it on tape.
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- Uh, it's not-
- What's up, man?
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- You okay?
- Yeah. I'm-I'm Andrew.
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Okay. I'm Steve.
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- Steve Montgomery.
- Yeah, I know.
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Really?
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Matt and I were just hanging out...
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and We found this cool little-
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- this thing.
- Wait_ You're with Matt?
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- You might want to get it on tape.
- No, I just- I clon't really-
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Dude, just come on.
Just come get it on tape. it'll be cool.
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- I dorft know.
- Trust me.
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- All right.
- Yeah, man.
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You know there are, like,
tons of girls around here, right?
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And you're all by yourself next to a tree?
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I'm just really picky.
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- Listen I really don't think- - Is there a
light OH that thing? Like, OH the camera?
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Uh, yeah. Here.
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What were you guys doing out here?
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A bunch of people were out here 'cause
we were, like, obsessed with the thing.
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What thing?
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You'll see.
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Oh, that's- that's right! Andrew Detmer!
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I remember you from homeroom,
freshman year.
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You always had that gray zip-up hoodie.
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- Garetty!
- You remember that?
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Yeah, I got a- I got a thing for faces,
which is why I'm going into politics.
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Ironically enough,
'cause I'm so ridiculously hi-
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- Down here!
- Ah, there we go.
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- Garetty, what's up? I see you!
- Matt!
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- You see me?
- Yeah, where did everybody go?
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They left! They left! Come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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- Do you see that?
- Guys, what is that?
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- Do you see it? Is that the camera?
- Yeah, I got him!
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- Do you guys know how to get back from here?
- Is it still making that sound?
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- Do you guys know how to get back from here?
- Is it still making that sound?
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- Yes. Did you tell Andrew?
- Andrew, it's making that sound, dude.
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Dude, come and listen to this.
Listen to this.
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- No, no, no, no. You gotta get in.
- Okay, okay.
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You gotta get close,
like literally almost in the hole.
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Okay, dorft push me. Just dorft push me.
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- Check this shit out.
- We're not gonna push you in.
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We're just trying to get it on camera.
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- Listen. Can you hear that?
- Shh, ahh.
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What-
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I think We got it.
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wait_ How creepy is that?
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- Is this sound coming up?
- I don't know. I mean, probably. It's pretty loud, right?
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- Hello!
- All right, dude. We're going inside.
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- I'm going back. Come on, you guys.
- I gotta Know.
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Matt, seriously, we- Hey, Wait, Wait. Steve!
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Steve!
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Oh, shit. He's a ninja.
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Matt-
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Whoa, Matt, Matt, Matt. what are you doing?
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Are you serious?
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- Andrew, can you give me some light?
- Matt, dorft be an idiot.
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Whoop! Whoop!
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Matt! Matt, you're my ride home!
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Hello?
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Oh!
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Smells terrible. You guys!
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Matt!
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Hello?
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- Andrew's such a pussy.
- All right. Does it go down much deeper, or what?
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- Yeah, man. It goes really, really far.
- Andrew, bring the light.
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Look at the Walls.
It's like a straight shot down.
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Probably already come like 40 or 50 feet.
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Yeah, just dorft talk about it, okay?
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You ever- You ever heard of Plato's
Allegory of the Cave"?
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I don't know, Matt
Let's just get this over with.
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On, Shit!
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Holy shit.
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What the hell is that?
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Matt, I'm not kidding. I can't breathe.
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- Come on.
- Andrew, look at this.
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What-
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Can you believe this?
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Matt.
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What am I looking at?
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- Ah, shit!
- I am freaking out right mow!
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Matt! Can WE get out of here, please?
246
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,319
Is it showing up on the camera like that?
247
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,982
I dorft know, man.
248
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,753
It's messing with it.
I dorft really want to film-
249
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,795
Dude, I'll buy you a new one.
250
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,358
Touch one.
251
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,473
- Matt, look at this!
- What?
252
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:52,133
Look at this!
253
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,111
Dude, what is-
254
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,181
Dude, no way!
255
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,240
- It's changing colors!
- Oh, my God.
256
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,287
Must be reacting to heat.
257
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,788
- I can't hear you over that-
- This is awesome.
258
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,483
Oh! Dude, your nose!
259
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,048
Steve, Steve!
260
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,151
Steve!
261
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,390
Steve!
262
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,038
Matt, dude, put your phone down.
Tum it off.
263
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,337
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Steve, you too.
264
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,344
- All right.
- We have to document this.
265
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,971
- Okay. Are you guys ready?
- Yeah. I'm ready.
266
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,778
- All right. Here WE go. Okay, Steve-
- What?
267
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,341
Can you move to your left?
268
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,081
- Here?
- Um, yeah. That's good.
269
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,419
And them, Matt...
270
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,688
can you just go right in front of Steve?
271
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:45,990
Um-
272
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,122
- Here?
- Yeah, perfect. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
273
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,894
This is the ball test.
274
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,662
- You ready?
- Yep.
275
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,771
Oh!
276
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,275
What the shit, Steve?
277
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:03,711
Get off! Get off!
What are you doing? Underhand.
278
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,544
I tried, man. I tried.
279
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,810
- Let's do it. Let's do it.
- All right.
280
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,581
- All right. Wait, Wait.
- We good?
281
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,486
- We said underhand, right?
- Yeah, it is underhand Yeah.
282
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,750
Okay.
283
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,553
- Underneath.
- I'm on you. You're not gonna get me this time.
284
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:19,960
You ready?
285
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,363
- I'm on it. Yeah.
- I clon't Know what you're talking about.
286
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,298
Let's go.
287
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,892
Oh!
288
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,098
Yeah! The crowd goes Wild!
289
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,266
- Yeah, I'm ready.
All right. Matt, beam him. Beam him.
290
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,310
- I'm- I'm going to.
- Beam him.
291
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,906
Oh!
292
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,914
- Oh!
- No way! Shit!
293
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,745
Wait, Wait, Wait. That's great!
294
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,546
- He did it!
- I did it! I did it!
295
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,348
That is crazy!
- Oh, my God!
296
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,911
- Look at it!
- Oh, my God!
297
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,854
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.
298
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,721
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, you're bleeding. You're bleeding.
299
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,886
Oh, man, shit.
Stop, stop, stop. Get a tissue.
300
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,863
You did it! Yes!
301
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,195
- Put on the music.
- Oh, yeah.
302
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,361
Yes.
303
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,029
Yes.
304
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:09,509
Matt, you have- you have to pretend like you're
squeezing them together with your hands
305
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:13,311
That's what I'm doing.
Look. That's what I'm doing.
306
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,655
I can't do it, dude.
I give up.
307
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,692
You do it. You're better at this than I am.
308
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,488
Oh, really? Am I? Really?
309
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,324
Just do it.
310
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,695
Oh.
311
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,828
Sick.
312
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:38,102
Dude, I hate you! That's-
313
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,473
- I'm impressed, man. I am impressed.
- That's amazing.
314
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,034
That was awesome, dude.
315
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,842
- Oh, mo!
- Come on, dude.
316
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,609
- That is not cool.
- What?
317
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,412
- That is not cool.
- My Legos
318
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,454
You've been hanging out with
those two guys for the last three weeks.
319
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,012
- Three Weeks. "
- I'm not stupid
320
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,684
I think you hiding something from me.
You better call me back.
321
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,421
- Wow
- I love you
322
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,861
I'm gonna get a brick through my window.
I am legitimately soared.
323
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,262
I have an election coming up,
and I dorft have time for this.
324
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,029
Dude, why are you asking Us
for advice on girls?
325
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,195
Because we're his mistress.
326
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:11,535
So, what, you think
it's, like, radiation or something?
327
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,873
- Radiation from what?
- Dude, its the government.
328
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,673
What? Matt, what are you talking about?
329
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,510
I'm feeling pretty spelunked out actually.
330
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,140
Andrew, relax.
331
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,416
That's so Weird. It looks
completely different during the day.
332
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:28,515
Look. I don't care, okay?
I am not going in the hole again.
333
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,685
Asshole.
334
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,889
it's like sunk in or something.
335
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:39,663
- There goes your old
camera, dude. - Oh, shit.
336
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,370
That's Weird.
I can still feel it down there.
337
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,141
I can't believe WE made it out of there
338
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,476
Well, I mean, that answers that, right?
339
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,745
Um, what does?
We still dorft know what happened.
340
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,342
- NO-
- Well, we're still alive.
341
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,909
- I mean, I was definitely-
- Hey!
342
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,955
You kids can't be here, okay?
343
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,820
- You gotta move on out.
- what?
344
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,190
The ground'e unstable. We're taping the whole place off.
345
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,726
Okay. We're going.
346
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,527
Vote for Steve!
347
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,829
New camera's Working out
for you. That's good.
348
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,563
Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
349
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,003
Yeah, smaller. Does that shoot on tape?
350
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,133
No, it just-
it, like, records right onto the camera.
351
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,611
No, I just want to record
all the stuff that We can do, you know.
352
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,342
Yeah, but it's like all the time.
353
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,475
You dorft feel like it's a little Weird...
354
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,577
like it puts a barrier between
you arid everything else?
355
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,623
Uh, I clon't Know.
356
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,657
Maybe I v\/ant a barrier.
357
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:40,959
So, like, what's up with your dad?
What's his story? What does he do?
358
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,125
Um, my dads a firefighter.
359
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:49,070
- Okay. That's cool. Oh, man, that must have been awesome-
- Yeah, Well, he was, I guess.
360
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,075
- What happened?
- Uh, I don't know. He didn't die or anything.
361
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,374
He just-
He got injured on the job, and now he, um-
362
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,438
he collects the insurance, you know.
363
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,950
Um, so he doesn't really do anything.
364
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:06,080
He just- He, um- He'll go out during the day,
but I don't know where he goes.
365
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,951
Uh, he drinks a lot.
366
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,790
I know that much.
367
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:13,117
Yes. Karen Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R.
368
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:19,330
Yes. Karen Detmer. D-E-T-M-E-R.
369
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,863
Yes. Thank you.
370
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,644
She's in pain.
371
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,381
She needs something stronger.
372
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,545
Her breathing's Worse.
373
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,157
Sir, she's suffering.
374
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,159
Please help me.
375
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,458
I'm on disability. I can't afford $700.
376
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:53,393
Please, dorft put me on hold! She can't breathe, okay?
I dorft know what to do any more.
377
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,966
Is it on?
378
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,308
Yeah. Yeah. You got it.
379
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,369
I want to remember you like this.
380
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,382
Oh, Mom
381
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,685
You're stronger than this.
382
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,625
Can you say that for me?
383
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,184
Please?
384
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,426
I'm stronger than this.
385
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,637
Oh, mice.
386
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,101
All right. Here. Watch this.
387
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,104
- Weak.
- Hey, Matt.
388
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,818
Yeah?
389
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,522
Do you like me?
390
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,922
Um, yeah, of course.
391
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,259
I mean, you know, I didn't-
392
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,730
- I mean, you know, I didn't always.
- What do you mean?
393
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:58,529
I dorft know. Like, you haven't-
394
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,265
You haven't always been
super-easy to talk to, you know.
395
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,898
I mean, I'm not saying that you're not now.
I'm just-
396
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,466
You're such an asshole.
397
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,141
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
You're hostile, see?
398
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,708
Better.
399
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,583
- Hey, Matt.
- Yeah?
400
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,554
Do you ever think about, like...
401
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,152
doing more with it?
402
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,024
What, With this?
403
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,721
Not really.
404
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,193
Why? What else is there?
405
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,791
- Telekinesis. "
- Yes. Do tell.
406
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,701
The ability to move, lift, vibrate�
407
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,240
That's my favorite.
408
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,004
Spin bend, break or impact objects...
409
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:44,912
through the direct influence
of mental power or other nonpnysical means. "
410
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,347
- Okay.
- Sounds familiar.
411
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,078
- It does sound familiar.
- Very familiar.
412
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,279
You v\/ant to see direct influence?
413
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,878
Andrew.
414
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,619
She's Wearing black today.
415
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,560
- Hi.
- That's direct influence.
416
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,359
- ... week, in my room.
- Just listen.
417
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:05,459
I'm just that much stronger. Even last night
I got my whole bed off the ground.
418
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,198
- No nosebleed
- Yeah? I've been lifting Weights too.
419
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,070
This is my theory though
is that it's like a muscle.
420
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:14,975
Like, it's elastic. If you stretch it
too far, too quick, it'll tear.
421
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,979
EW.
422
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,037
That's why I think we're getting stronger,
you Know...
423
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,779
because we're working it out,
getting buff.
424
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,752
Buff.
425
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,756
How about this for a Workout?
426
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,959
Holy shit!
427
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,587
That was awesome.
428
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:34,096
Classy.
429
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,632
Mm-hmm. Attractive.
430
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,464
I think its time We took this
out of the backyard.
431
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,497
Stop, stop, stop. Right here. This is perfect.
432
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,065
- Really?
- This is it.
433
00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,304
Matt. Yah!
434
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,347
Let's get this one.
435
00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,917
Whoa! Hey! Hello!
436
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,519
- Hey, What-
- Andrew.
437
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,754
Help! Somebody grab that!
438
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,955
Whoa! Whoa! Stop!
439
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,633
- Okay, I'll get the top. I'll get the top.
- Got it. Got it.
440
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,533
- Let's get the legs.
- Okay. Wait.
441
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,697
I'm flying!
442
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,763
She's just looking at it.
443
00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:19,775
What you looking at, girl? Stay in school!
444
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:23,779
Okay, see the guy chewing the gum? I'm gonna
get the gum and pull it right out of his mouth.
445
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:25,542
Okay, I got him.
446
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,146
Oh!
447
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,184
Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait.
Why are We running? We dorft need to rum.
448
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,784
- Five-
- I don't want to do it.
449
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,385
- Four-
- Dude, I dorft v\/ant to do it.
450
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,761
- You're creating a scene. I dorft want to do it.
- Come on, Matt.
451
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,630
Dorft be a bitch about it.
Just do it. Put your hand on the table.
452
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,794
- Okay. Are you ready? Do it.
- Give me a countdown.
453
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,735
- I will. I promi-
- OW!
454
00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:50,364
Oh, snap!
455
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,431
- Like I said-
- You gotta pay for that now
456
00:23:52,497 --> 00:23:53,999
Like I said. See?
457
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:56,238
Holy crap.
458
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:59,248
- Man!
- Just pretend there's a barrier over your hand, right? Them-
459
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,910
- Mm-hmm.
- When things are gonna hit you, as long as you're ready...
460
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,954
- they will not hurt you because of the barrier.
- That's so sick.
461
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,819
That's me right there. I need that.
462
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:09,980
Steve, Steve, you have to try this, dude.
Give me your hand.
463
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:12,393
- That is disgusting.
- But do you guys share cups on the team?
464
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,590
No, We dorft share cups, man.
465
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,428
You see that car though?
466
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:18,832
- The red one.
- Yeah.
467
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,200
All right. The gum was cool.
468
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:24,900
All right. You tried.
It was a failed attempt though.
469
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,409
Watch this.
470
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,945
- What are you doing?
- Watch.
471
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,536
Go, go, go.
472
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,946
What?
473
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:37,953
No way!
474
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:42,252
Holy shit!
475
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,260
Dude! Holy crap!
476
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:49,756
what? what?
477
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,562
- That's what I'm talking about!
- Did anybody see?
478
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,466
Steve Montgomery for president!
479
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:56,870
- I'm having, like, a face period.
- Oh, man.
480
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:58,271
Pause.
481
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,038
You guys. You guys, here she comes.
482
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,511
- Here she comes!
- oh-
483
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:06,310
Don't look. Don't look, clon't look.
484
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:07,941
Steve, dorft look.
485
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:11,283
She cant find- She thinks its stolen.
486
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,881
- She has no idea.
- Yes, it was the black guy this time.
487
00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:20,260
I could have sworn
I parked it right here. Where is my car?
488
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,820
Ignore us.
489
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:24,163
We're just... Mormons.
490
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:27,135
What does that mean?
491
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,298
What does that mean?
492
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,638
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
493
00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:35,041
Garetty's- Garetty's having a giggle fit.
494
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:35,366
That was so- It was amazing.
495
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:39,144
That was so- It was amazing.
496
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,480
I know.
Just take it easy with the merchandise.
497
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,282
How did nobody see that?
It was out in the open.
498
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:47,346
Her face! I cannot get her face
out of my mind!
499
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:48,857
That was awesome.
500
00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:50,257
Who is this?
501
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:51,919
So many ideas of stuff that We can do!
502
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,327
- Go around.
- That's just some redneck asshole.
503
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,888
- Go around.
- Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
504
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,433
Take the camera. Take the camera.
505
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,935
All right.
.Just make sure it's zoomed out all the way.
506
00:25:59,991 --> 00:26:02,130
- Got ya. I can see you.
- Okay, buddy.
507
00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:04,036
What you gonna do?
508
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,336
What the hell is this guy's problem?
509
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,173
What are you doing?
510
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,076
Abracadabra!
511
00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Andrew, shit!
512
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,046
What the hell did you just do?
Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop!
513
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,814
- Are you crazy?
- Pull clown the road. 'We gotta go clown there right now.
514
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,253
Guys, I'm sorry!
515
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,723
What did you do? Why did you do that?
516
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:23,589
I didn't mean to. I didn't-
517
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,787
Shit! What the hell is wrong with you?
Look at this!
518
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,989
- Will you just calm down
- The guy's probably still in there!
519
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,726
I'm sorry, okay?
520
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:33,132
- Andrew, stop, stop!
- But I cam- I can help!
521
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,432
- I can get him out.
- Stop doing things!
522
00:26:35,493 --> 00:26:37,905
Steve! Steve!
523
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,976
Steve, be careful!
524
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,813
Shit! Shit!
525
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:49,681
Oh, my God, Andrew. Are you kidding me?
526
00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,153
Steve!
527
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,089
Oh, God. Oh, God.
528
00:26:55,146 --> 00:26:57,183
Goddamn it!
529
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,784
Steve!
530
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,528
Andrew! Oh-
531
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,692
Shit!
532
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,434
Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit!
533
00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:12,098
Oh, Matt, he's got him!
I- le's got him. He's got-
534
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:13,767
Help me.
535
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:22,151
I'll get in back of him.
536
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,153
Get him up.
537
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:33,853
I- lang on. Steve, stay with him.
I'm gonna go get some help.
538
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,329
- Are you calling the cops?
- Yeah, yeah.
539
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,492
- Will you stop? I can't hear them.
- Will you hang up the phone?
540
00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:39,796
- Yeah. it's just down past, uh, White Crescent Bridge.
- Matt, he's fine.
541
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,599
- Matt, he's fine.
- Yeah. Yeah.
542
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,264
- Fine, Matt!
- Stop! Stop! I can't hear-
543
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,467
Hey!
544
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:48,272
Hey! Hey! Over here!
545
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,145
- ... Peeled off the road and went straight through the guardrail.
- Hey, is that on?
546
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:55,377
- ... This is a game or something?
- I dorft understand how you guys can be so angry.
547
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,919
You dorft understand how We can be angry?
548
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,854
Andrew, you- you put somebody
in the hospital tonight, okay?
549
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,356
Do you understand that?
550
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,257
Andrew, look at me.
You put a guy in the hospital!
551
00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,228
How do you feel about that?
You hurt somebody!
552
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,899
- Shit.
- We need rules, okay?
553
00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,196
Rule number one:
No using it on living things.
554
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:16,432
Rule number two: You can't use it
when you're angry. That's it.
555
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:20,306
Rule number three: I don't think we should be
using it in public or telling anybody about it.
556
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,141
- Look, you can't just declare rules, okay?
- I will declare rules-
557
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,807
- You're the one that said that nothing matters.
- I will declare rules.
558
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,851
If we're gonna Keep going,
and we're getting stronger, we need rules.
559
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,409
We need rules, right?
560
00:28:31,910 --> 00:28:33,412
Matt's right. We need rules.
561
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:50,071
Andrew! Answer the goddamn phone!
562
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:54,036
Andrew!
563
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,045
Matt, what did he say?
564
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,309
Are you still mad at me?
565
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:04,546
- No, I'm not mad.
- Well, you seem mad.
566
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,316
I'm not mad. I just-
567
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:10,621
I just think that We need to be more careful
mow, you know? We can't-
568
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:15,756
We have to think a little bit more. We can't
just do things. We have to think first, okay?
569
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:20,457
- I understand.
- Okay.
570
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:23,132
Why is Steve out in the boonies?
571
00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:24,696
Where are We?
572
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,764
Steve?
573
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,339
His cafe right there.
574
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:30,003
Yeah. Steve, where you at?
575
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:33,878
Steve!
576
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,942
Look up.
577
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:38,914
Hello, boys.
578
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,581
What?
579
00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:42,454
- What is up?
- No. No.
580
00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,551
Wait, guys. Wait, Wait, Wait.
Check me out. Hear me out.
581
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,323
- You're flying!
- Holy shit!
582
00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:49,263
- Wait, Wait, Wait. Hear me out. Hear me out.
- No way! No way!
583
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,924
What are you doing?
584
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:54,630
It's much easier than it looks. I swear.
It's much easier than it looks.
585
00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:56,262
Oh, my God, dude.
586
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,000
Make sure you catch yourself.
Don't try and jump...
587
00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,008
- or you'll just flip yourself.
- I got it. I got it.
588
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,566
- Come on, Matt. Come on.
- All right.
589
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,772
Oh, shit!
590
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:05,542
Oh, man!
591
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,139
- Eating dirt, man.
- Why don't you get behind me?
592
00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,310
- You were in my way.
- What do you mean?
593
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:11,945
Think Harrier jet Think Harrier jet
594
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,356
Oh, man.
595
00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:18,223
- Goddamn it!
- Are you okay?
596
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,785
- I'm watching.
- .Just let me concentrate.
597
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,888
- Focus! Focus!
- Okay! Hold on.
598
00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:24,856
Is that your focus face?
599
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:26,425
Oh, my God, dude.
600
00:30:27,959 --> 00:30:29,165
- Whoo!
- Bullshit!
601
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,537
- I'm up! I'm up!
- Are you kidding me?
602
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:33,405
- Holy crap!
- Hold it! Hold it!
603
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:36,445
- Oh, my God, dude. I am doing it.
- Holy crap, dude.
604
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,481
- Yeah!
- That's it, man. You're doing it.
605
00:30:40,538 --> 00:30:42,040
Whoo-hoo!
606
00:30:42,106 --> 00:30:45,053
- Okay. Okay.
- Andrew, don't fart. We'll never find you again.
607
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:47,020
Steve, stop me. Stop me, stop me.
608
00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,648
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa, whoa.
609
00:30:48,713 --> 00:30:51,159
- You are flying now
- You guys look so cute together.
610
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:55,164
- Whoa!
- I'm coming up. I'm bringing the camera, okay?
611
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,927
All right.
612
00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:00,033
All right. How do We get down?
613
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,005
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
614
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:10,571
Andrew! it's freezing up here!
615
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:13,411
I can't hear you.
616
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:16,075
Activate hyperdrive!
617
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,744
Whoo!
618
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:22,656
Where the hell are We?
619
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,217
- Catch up! Let's go!
- What?
620
00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:30,756
Whoo! This is insane!
621
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,358
Whoo-hoo!
622
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,266
- Dude!
- All right, Andrew!
623
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,235
Whoo!
624
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,173
- Tag, you're it!
- Watch out.
625
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:43,144
- Pump the brakes!
- Whoa! Aah!
626
00:31:43,201 --> 00:31:47,445
Hey, Matt! You're finally good at something!
627
00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:50,179
it's so easy! Yeah!
628
00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,553
- Aah!
- Yeah!
629
00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:55,916
Whoo!
630
00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,192
Whoa!
631
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,661
Got it!
632
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:05,293
Tebow time, baby!
633
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:07,025
Yeah!
634
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,038
- Oh!
- Nice hands, Steve!
635
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,665
- Touchdown!
- Throw it back to Daddy!
636
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,944
Oh, dude.
Nice catch, man! Yes!
637
00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:24,147
- Steve! Go deep!
- Hey, Matt!
638
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:26,347
Do you hear that?
639
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,417
What is that?
640
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:31,721
Steve!
641
00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,888
Oh, shit. Almost died, dude.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
642
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:11,763
Almost died, man! Almost-
643
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,962
Andrew, you saved my life!
644
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,732
Oh, my God. You saved my life!
645
00:33:15,793 --> 00:33:18,000
Oh, God, you saved my life!
646
00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:20,599
Oh, my God!
647
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,576
- Okay.
- Holy shit.
648
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,170
Is that the camera?
You saved me and the camera?
649
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,238
Please tell me you got that on tape!
You have to-
650
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,216
Ah, shit.
651
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:33,312
- What the hell-
- We're alive!
652
00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:35,915
- What the hell happened?
- You didn't see what happened?
653
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:40,053
On, snit! Andrew! Andrew! You're a genius!
654
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,064
We got to see this! Holy-
655
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,157
All right. Oh. Holy Shit.
656
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:47,965
Wait_ Oh, God! We're on the ground. Yes!
657
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,596
Whoo!
658
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,968
We have broken history!
659
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,009
I mean, I'm talking about
since the caveman times.
660
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,806
Uh, the Egyptians, the Wright brothers.
661
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,313
Come here, Matt. Come here.
Get in here. Get in.
662
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,677
Say it. I can fly.
663
00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:01,410
- I can fly.
- I can fly!
664
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,110
- Oh, come on.
- Say it with your chest!
665
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:04,676
- I can fly!
- Say it, Matt.
666
00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,983
- Shout it out!
- I can fly!
667
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,854
I can fly! I can fly!
668
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:09,212
I tried to save you, man. Andrew was just quicker.
669
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,056
I tried to save you, man. Andrew was just quicker.
670
00:34:11,115 --> 00:34:12,287
How does that go again?
671
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,330
We almost died.
672
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,888
- Oh, please.
- Gestures-
673
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,991
How does she not notice though?
674
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,968
Come on. Let's be serious, guys.
675
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,665
She definitely noticed
that it's gotten better.
676
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,537
- You just gotta be, you know-
- Yeah?
677
00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:27,098
You just gotta be subtle.
678
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,111
That is so cool.
679
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,182
Dude. And I haven't had sex since summer.
680
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:36,081
I haven't had sex since ever.
681
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,585
- Really?
- Really?
682
00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:40,145
- That is completely unacceptable.
- Well-
683
00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:43,283
How are you guys so cool?
How are you guys so cool, man?
684
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:45,953
Liquid nitrogen.
685
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:06,838
Hey, guys?
686
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,646
Guys? You guys up?
687
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,482
Yeah.
688
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:17,553
Hey, uh- Today was like-
689
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:23,926
It was like, I think,
the best day of my life.
690
00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:26,399
Like, I mean-
691
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,736
I'm thinking about it,
and I cant think of any day...
692
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,902
that I liked better than today, you know?
693
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:40,672
I really- I think it was.
694
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,151
Yeah.
695
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,393
Unanimous.
696
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:53,724
Yes.
697
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:56,264
Okay. Good.
698
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,291
Okay, check this out. Say what you v\/ant...
699
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,304
but I'm thinking about
booking it to Maui for the Weekend.
700
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,668
- N/VI'\at's up with that?
- Seriously?
701
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:06,368
Well, we could do it. I mean,
I was thinking the same thing...
702
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:08,467
except I've always Wanted to go to Tibet.
703
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,602
- Why Tibet?
- Tibet?
704
00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,170
Yeah. I dorft know.
705
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,079
It seems really beautiful,
you know, with all the-
706
00:36:16,741 --> 00:36:18,618
Will you shut up? Shut-
707
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,782
- The monuments and mountains, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
708
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:26,386
I doh't Know. And the monks have achieved
such a high level of enlightenment...
709
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:29,192
that they can, like,
float and shit, you know?
710
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:32,928
- So we would fit right in.
- 'We could really mess with their heads as Well.
711
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,929
Yeah, but, like, seriously,
I think We should go.
712
00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:43,204
It would be really cool. Peaceful.
713
00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:46,737
No, I think it's a really good idea.
I actually would like to go.
714
00:36:46,804 --> 00:36:48,647
I'm clown. You clown, Steve?
715
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,515
What- I-I dorft know, man.
716
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:54,819
There's no bikinis in Tibet.
So I clon't Know if I'm clown with that.
717
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:02,028
Oh, hey. Sorry, I just-
718
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,531
Hi.
719
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:06,062
Do you mind if I film you?
720
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:10,435
Uh, a little bit. I clon't really like
being on camera actually.
721
00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:13,441
Well, maybe it's, like, exposure therapy.
722
00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,137
Yeah. No, I just came by
to give you something actually.
723
00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:18,879
- You did?
- Yeah.
724
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:21,372
What?
725
00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:23,180
I was Watching your, um-
726
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,852
your-your- you know, your blog?
727
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,551
There's a drought in
the Central African Republic, right?
728
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,686
Yeah. So I saw that and I thought it seems
pretty cool, and its cheap too...
729
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,252
so I thought why not?
730
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,192
- Totally.
- Yeah.
731
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:42,227
Yeah, I can tell that you're really global and big picture...
732
00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:44,864
- concerned about that kind of stuff.
- Yeah.
733
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:49,402
You know, Matt,
you can just mail this yourself.
734
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,344
I'm not your mom.
735
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,710
Okay. I mean, I just-
736
00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:56,149
What is this?
Is this, like, the new you?
737
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:59,154
You got too smart
to have fun ih eighth grade. So how what?
738
00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,245
No.
739
00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,790
Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey.
740
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:05,419
Listen, listen. Can I just
talk to you for a second?
741
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,394
- Can I just tell you something?
- Mm-hmm.
742
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:10,261
I just- I-I-
743
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:13,097
I just want you to Know I'm not, you Know,
who I was- now.
744
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:16,934
- You Know, I'm cool. I'm just-
- You're cool?
745
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:20,567
High school popularity just seemed like
this Weird backward contest...
746
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,542
and I thought
since I Knew that, I could just-
747
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,637
That made you better than everybody else.
748
00:38:24,702 --> 00:38:26,113
No. No, mo, mo.
749
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,411
- I Know what you mean.
- I would separate myself from that.
750
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:29,780
- I get it.
- You get it?
751
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,148
Mm-hmm.
752
00:38:31,208 --> 00:38:34,087
I Know it sounds weird.
I just wanted you to Know that.
753
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,783
To know that you're cool.
754
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:37,553
Wow, I really screwed this up.
755
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,193
Not as much as you might think.
756
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:43,493
- Really?
- Good-bye.
757
00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,965
- Casey-
- I gotta go. Bye.
758
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,825
Come on.
759
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:52,635
Dude! When did you start doing this?
760
00:38:52,697 --> 00:38:54,074
- Like, since when?
- What, with the camera?
761
00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:55,610
- Yes, with the camera.
- Um-
762
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,509
I dorft know. it's been
a little While, I guess.
763
00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,377
See- Oh. I can't do that.
764
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,644
I can't do stuff that requires finesse.
765
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:04,846
I tried to type my name out yesterday,
and I cracked my keyboard in half.
766
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:09,085
No, dude. it's really easy.
You just- You think that you're holding it.
767
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:14,228
Whoo!
768
00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:18,125
See, it's different,
'cause you've always had friends...
769
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,568
and people v\/ant to talk to you
and be around you.
770
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,606
I never had any of that.
I mean, before this...
771
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:28,303
I barely even hung out with Matt, and he's my cousin.
772
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,175
We were close when We were little, but-
773
00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:34,476
I doh't Know.
Ih high school, everything changed.
774
00:39:35,906 --> 00:39:38,045
You know, I've been meaning to ask you.
775
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,817
Winter break is coming up.
776
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,789
You should do the talent show with me.
777
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:45,456
No way.
778
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:47,723
Why mot? It'd be good for you
to get out there, you know.
779
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:51,096
- Meet some people, meet some girls.
- Dude, I'm mot- it's just mot-
780
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:54,427
- What?
- Look, I'm just really shy, okay?
781
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:59,066
And I dorft-
I dorft even have any talents, so-
782
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:02,168
What are you talking about,
you don't have- You have talent.
783
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,707
You've got talent.
784
00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:09,508
Oh, dude, no way.
785
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,110
You look handsome.
786
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:15,248
Thanks, yes. Steve-
787
00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:17,986
let me borrow some of his clothes...
788
00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:21,461
to make me look cool or Whatever.
789
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:25,262
I'm glad you're spending
so much time with your friends.
790
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:28,633
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
791
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,981
- Hey.
- What?
792
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,444
How are you getting to school?
793
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,525
- I clon't Know what you mean.
- Don't bullshit me, you idiot.
794
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:55,655
Matt doesn't come. He doesn't drive up.
795
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,928
You leave the house.
Who the hell's giving you rides to school?
796
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:03,096
- M-Matt.
- All right. You Know what?
797
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,332
You're lying.
798
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:11,170
You're up to something,
and you can't hide it.
799
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,909
You think you can just slink, hmm?
800
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,212
Sneak in, sneak around my house, smiling?
801
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,411
I'm onto your shit.
802
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:22,145
How do you even Work this stupid thing?
803
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,820
How do you even Work this stupid thing?
804
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,657
Ah! And we're in business.
805
00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:34,361
J;
806
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,544
J;
807
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,276
J La, la, la, la, la! J
808
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,247
J;
809
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:52,343
Boo!
810
00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,555
- Hey.
- Hi.
811
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:58,423
Um, what are you doing here?
812
00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:02,726
I'm filming for the talent show.
813
00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:06,529
- Matt Garetty is filming for the talent show.
- Yes, I am.
814
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:07,933
Wow.
815
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:12,706
What is this, some kind of
newfound school spirit?
816
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:14,606
How do you like it, huh? Being on camera?
817
00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,645
- I actually dorft mind being on camera.
- Oh. Here WE go.
818
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,373
Ladies and gentlemen,
now coming to the stage-
819
00:42:18,435 --> 00:42:22,577
- What? No philosophical comeback for me?
- Steve Montgomery.
820
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,483
You're probably gonna
v\/ant to get this on camera.
821
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:28,319
C.V. High, you guys ready for a talent show?
822
00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:33,352
All my underclassmen, come on.
Make some noise. That's not loud enough.
823
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,961
How about my upperclassmen?
Come on. Make some noise!
824
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:38,557
Yeah, Steve!
825
00:42:38,622 --> 00:42:42,263
Let me hear it from my seniors, class of 2012!
826
00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:46,700
Yeah. Shh
827
00:42:46,764 --> 00:42:51,611
Now I v\/ant you guys to give it up for the young
and very talented Mr. Andrew Detmer.
828
00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:56,408
- And you're on.
- Come on, y'all.
829
00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,714
- What are you guys doing?
- Let's go, let's go!
830
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:02,815
Are you playing a prank on your cousin?
831
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,882
That's mean, Matt.
832
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:06,121
Just Watch.
833
00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:10,725
Really?
834
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:16,134
- Good luck!
- N/VI'\at's he doing?
835
00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:18,639
Show Us some talent!
836
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,245
Nice, Matt.
837
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,883
Fifty-two Pickup! Pick 'em up!
838
00:43:32,843 --> 00:43:36,256
No way!
839
00:43:39,516 --> 00:43:42,497
Yeah!
840
00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:44,123
Whoo!
841
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,431
Go, Andrew!
842
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,595
What? What?
843
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,310
- Are they gonna Walk on that?
- What do you think?
844
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,018
Whoa. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it.
845
00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:12,287
Easy.
846
00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,851
Yeah, you got it.
847
00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,163
Holy crap!
848
00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:20,202
Yeah! Cakewalk!
849
00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:23,795
Give it up, give it up, give it up!
850
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:27,707
Oh, my God. Andrew is so amazing.
851
00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:34,974
Whoa!
852
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:38,077
Give it up! Let's go!
853
00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:41,180
- Seriously, how are they doing this?
- I clon't Know.
854
00:44:42,479 --> 00:44:43,719
Magic.
855
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,554
Whoo!
856
00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:51,259
- That was amazing!
- Yeah!
857
00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:55,827
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Andrew!
858
00:44:55,893 --> 00:45:01,138
- Oh, my God. I can see your head is, like, exploding right now.
- what?
859
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:04,873
This is the beginning of your downfall.
Hubris. Right there.
860
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,882
- N/VI'\at's hubris?
- I-la, ha, ha.
861
00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:11,078
- No, what does “hubris" mean, Matt?
- Seriously?
862
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,576
- What does “seriously” mean?
- What? I'm-
863
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:16,352
- Get in there.
- Dorft push me, dude. I'm going.
864
00:45:16,413 --> 00:45:18,450
Your fans await. You're the man of the hour.
865
00:45:18,515 --> 00:45:20,791
- Look at this house!
- Oh, sick!
866
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:23,161
- Dude, this place looks huge.
- I know.
867
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,358
- It's enormous.
- Dude.
868
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,957
Matt! Andrew!
869
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:27,696
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Steve! Oh, my God!
870
00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:30,432
- Everybody's freaking out.
- Come on, man. Everybody's been Waiting for you.
871
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,606
V.I.P. coming through. Coming through!
872
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,666
Andrew Copperfield coming through!
873
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,770
Make way, make way.
874
00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:41,112
Matt, come this way. Drew, over here.
875
00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:45,119
Andrew Detmer's in the house!
876
00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:52,516
- How are you feeling?
- I'm-I'm- I'm doing good.
877
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:55,257
- Yeah? Are you sure? Are you sure?
- Hey. Hey.
878
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,320
- Hello.
- Andrew.
879
00:45:56,386 --> 00:45:58,992
- Magic is so hot.
- Oh, wow. Thanks.
880
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:03,232
- So, do you not remember me at all?
- Um-
881
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,068
- Monica, right? Monica.
- Yes!
882
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:07,973
...Setting the camera clown.
I'm setting the camera clown.
883
00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,032
- What-
- Oh.
884
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,136
- Oh.
- Excuse me.
885
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:13,704
I- lave you ever played that, over there?
886
00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,342
Uh, mo. I have never
played that, over there.
887
00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,044
- No?
- Never.
888
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,349
- I bet you're good at it.
- Uh-
889
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:22,947
- What, you just throw the ball into the cups?
- Yep. Yep.
890
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:27,052
- I actually could be goocl at that right now.
- Yeah?
891
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,460
- Maybe.
- Let's find out.
892
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,793
- No, mo, mo, mo, mo.
- Come on!
893
00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:31,332
- What?
- Come on.
894
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:32,765
- Okay, okay.
- Come on.
895
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:33,995
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
896
00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:36,833
There you are.
897
00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:40,802
Amazing.
898
00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:42,844
That's what I'm talking about
899
00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,919
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
900
00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:02,554
Hey, where is Andrew anyway'?
901
00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:05,099
Oh.
902
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,261
Andrew's upstairs with the girl
with the pink hair.
903
00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,066
What, like, they went together?
904
00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:13,301
That's my boy. Of course they went together.
What are you talking 'bout'?
905
00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:15,639
Hey, Andrew. I hope you're seeing this.
906
00:47:15,699 --> 00:47:17,872
Congratulations, sir.
907
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,778
I just Wanted you to know, dude-
908
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,546
I was really Worried about you
before all this, you know?
909
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:27,248
But, dude, things are gonna get
so much better for you now.
910
00:47:27,311 --> 00:47:29,882
I really, really feel that.
911
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:32,826
And I v\/ant you to know I love you, you know?
912
00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:35,557
I love you, man. it's you and me.
913
00:47:35,619 --> 00:47:39,396
It's Detmer and Garetty,
extended family for life.
914
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:42,901
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.
- No, man. Excuse yourself.
915
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,037
Oh, man.
916
00:47:48,098 --> 00:47:52,444
- Whem did I become the one who's out here filming myself?
- Hey, Matt.
917
00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,608
Oh, hey. Hey, Casey.
918
00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,515
So what are you filming?
919
00:47:57,574 --> 00:47:59,417
Uh, it's just a thing.
920
00:47:59,476 --> 00:48:02,082
It's not like
eye of the storm or anything.
921
00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:05,490
Hey, I Wanted to- I Wanted to tell you...
922
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,995
I've really been-
it's been making me think a lot.
923
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,395
I've been kind of thinking about it in my-
924
00:48:10,454 --> 00:48:12,400
No, I have. Like, in my life.
925
00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:14,993
I've been thinking,
if I applied myself, what I could do.
926
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:17,265
I could really- I could change the World.
927
00:48:17,327 --> 00:48:19,967
- I mean, it's really been-
- You're drunk.
928
00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:21,668
What?
929
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,872
Hey, Casey?
930
00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:28,815
I've basically been stalking you since,
like, sophomore year.
931
00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:31,079
Sorry, use of the Word “stalking. "
I shouldn't have said-
932
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:32,779
You v\/ant to get out of here?
933
00:48:34,044 --> 00:48:35,318
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
934
00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:36,881
Yes. Yes, definitely.
935
00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:40,121
Uh, I-I have to drop off
the camera first though.
936
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:46,891
Okay, you guys are getting ready
to Witness history, all right?
937
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:49,870
I'm like a proud dad right now
because behind these doors...
938
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,373
Andrew Detmer becomes a man.
939
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,642
He's a little boy behind there. He's scared.
940
00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,338
Hle's like a butterfly,
getting ready to emerge-
941
00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:00,712
- Oh, God!
- from a cocoon or some shit like that.
942
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,842
Disgusting weirdo!
943
00:49:02,906 --> 00:49:04,977
- Wait_ What happened?
- Ha-ha. Okay-
944
00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:06,851
- Is that-
- Out of my way now!
945
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:09,186
- On, man.
- Monica, what happened?
946
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:12,250
Drew! Drew!
It's okay, man. Dorft Worry about it.
947
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:14,159
- Look, it happens to the best of us, okay?
- Dude!
948
00:49:14,217 --> 00:49:15,787
You had a little too much to drink-
949
00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:18,833
- You-
- Oh. Oh. Whoa, buddy.
950
00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,698
- The hell's going on, dude?
- Why are you laughing?
951
00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:22,361
AW, man. All over my jacket
952
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,804
- Stop. Stop laughing.
- What are you talking about?
953
00:49:24,861 --> 00:49:27,933
- It's cool, man.
- No, it's not cool, Steve. Stop.
954
00:49:27,998 --> 00:49:30,911
- Stop what? it's cool, man.
- Will you just get out of here?
955
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,641
- Get out! What's your problem?
- Drew, Drew!
956
00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,307
- You think this is funny?
- No, I'm not laughing-
957
00:49:34,371 --> 00:49:35,315
Get out!
958
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,619
Dad!
959
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:16,488
Andrew! Please! I need my medicine.
960
00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:20,221
Mom's in pain, all right?
She needs her pills! Where are you?
961
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:28,263
Wnere are you?
962
00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:32,940
Dad!
963
00:50:32,996 --> 00:50:38,810
Hoarding a $500 camera While your mom dies
in there? I mean, how selfish can you be?
964
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,542
I went through your camera.
965
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,445
What did you see?
966
00:50:49,946 --> 00:50:51,948
Just you being a loser.
967
00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,285
You think that those people
are your friends?
968
00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:58,596
Huh? They're mot.
969
00:50:58,655 --> 00:51:01,135
You're an embarrassment.
970
00:51:01,191 --> 00:51:04,229
You're running around this town,
spending my money.
971
00:51:04,294 --> 00:51:05,864
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
972
00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:08,136
I didn't spend any of your money, Richard.
973
00:51:08,198 --> 00:51:11,202
'Cause I dorft have a dime to spend.
974
00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:13,839
Every last cent- Look at me!
975
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,407
- Every last cent goes to school for you-
- School?
976
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,612
- And medication for your mother.
- I go to a public school!
977
00:51:18,675 --> 00:51:21,679
- I can't even pay for a goddamn-
- You don't pay for a public school, you idiot!
978
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,154
What did you call me?
979
00:51:25,215 --> 00:51:26,922
Did you call me an idiot, you shit?
980
00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:29,122
Did you call me an idiot? Huh?
981
00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:31,826
You piece of shit!
982
00:51:31,888 --> 00:51:35,028
Get up. I said get up!
983
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,366
Get up!
984
00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:37,700
Rumbling]
985
00:51:39,996 --> 00:51:41,839
- I could crush you, you know that?
- Stop it!
986
00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:44,435
- Crush you!
- Get-
987
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,570
Smile, Matt.
988
00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,439
- Oh, my God, Matt.
- Oh.
989
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:18,309
Can We not do the camera thing
right mow, please?
990
00:52:18,368 --> 00:52:20,575
What happened?
991
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:23,982
Uh- It just started out of nowhere.
992
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,316
Are you okay?
993
00:52:26,376 --> 00:52:28,117
My head hurts really bad.
994
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,020
That's probably Steve
calling your cell again.
995
00:52:32,082 --> 00:52:33,584
I'll call him back later.
996
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:35,459
I think it's time to take-
997
00:52:43,527 --> 00:52:46,235
Hey! Hey, asshole!
998
00:52:46,296 --> 00:52:47,707
What are you doing up here?
999
00:52:47,764 --> 00:52:49,437
Just leave me alone, Steve!
1000
00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:51,911
You can't be up here, dude. This isn't safe.
1001
00:52:51,968 --> 00:52:53,606
I don't v\/ant to talk to anyone.
1002
00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,843
Bro, what are you doing up here?
1003
00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:57,510
Leave me alone!
1004
00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,887
How did you find me?
1005
00:53:00,944 --> 00:53:03,424
I dorft know, man. My nose was bleeding.
1006
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,050
I heard your voice or something like-
1007
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,958
What the hell happened to your face?
1008
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,894
Nothing, man. Just leave me alone.
1009
00:53:08,952 --> 00:53:11,592
Well, that's not nothing. That- Your dad!
1010
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:14,261
Your dad beat the shit out of you.
He can't do that to you now
1011
00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:16,600
Will you stop acting like you give a shit?
1012
00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:20,164
Dude. Why are you talking to me like this?
I'm your best friend.
1013
00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:22,039
I dorft have any friends!
1014
00:53:22,098 --> 00:53:24,135
You were never my friend before any of this
1015
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,977
I hang out with you and Matt,
like, every day!
1016
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:31,042
We're supposed to fly around the World
together. Dorft you- Do you remember that?
1017
00:53:31,107 --> 00:53:33,587
- You think I'm-
- Stop!.Just stop talking to me!
1018
00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:35,884
- Why WONT you just leave me alone?
- Come on, man.
1019
00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:38,552
Steve, I'm telling you, get away from me!
1020
00:53:38,615 --> 00:53:41,528
Get away from me now! Please!
1021
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:53,466
; Amazing grace;
1022
00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:59,879
J How sweet the sound J
1023
00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:10,279
J That saved a wretch like me;
1024
00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:16,160
J I once- J;
1025
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,996
who, by the power of God,
are safeguarded in faith.
1026
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:22,866
Even though you do hot see him how...
1027
00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:26,135
you rejoice with an indescribable
arid glorious joy...
1028
00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:29,507
as you attain the goal of your faith-
1029
00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:31,477
the salvation of your soul.
1030
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:35,548
What are you doing? You filming graves?
1031
00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:39,576
- I dorft get it.
- What do you care?
1032
00:54:39,643 --> 00:54:42,749
You haven't been returning my calls.
Why aren't you returning my calls?
1033
00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:44,553
- I've been busy.
- No, you haven't
1034
00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:46,116
Why aren't you returning my calls?
1035
00:54:46,182 --> 00:54:47,718
I just dorft feel like talking.
1036
00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:49,786
- Tum off the camera.
- No.
1037
00:54:49,853 --> 00:54:51,958
Andrew. Andrew, tum off the camera.
1038
00:54:53,156 --> 00:54:55,466
Andrew?
I- low did he get struck by lightning...
1039
00:54:55,525 --> 00:54:57,766
during a storm with no
recorded lightning strikes?
1040
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,301
How?
1041
00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:02,365
And they found Steve
out in the middle of a field.
1042
00:55:02,432 --> 00:55:05,470
Why would Steve go out in the middle of
a field during a lightning storm, Andrew?
1043
00:55:05,535 --> 00:55:06,707
- I dorft know.
- Why? What?
1044
00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:08,443
I dorft know what happened, Matt!
1045
00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,178
I dorft believe you, okay?
I dorft believe you.
1046
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,550
- I v\/ant you to tum off the camera and talk to me.
- Why?
1047
00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:15,283
- 'Cause I v\/ant to have a conversation with you.
- Dorft tell me what to do, Matt.
1048
00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:17,586
You can't tell me what to do!
Dorft ever tell-
1049
00:55:17,647 --> 00:55:19,786
- Give me- Shut it off!
- Get off of me!
1050
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:25,794
Andrew- Are you joking right mow?
1051
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:28,734
Is this a joke to you? I-
1052
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,367
What did you do, Andrew?
1053
00:55:36,433 --> 00:55:38,106
What did you do?
1054
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,807
Who am I supposed to tell about this?
1055
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,874
Who do I talk to?
Who do I talk to about this?
1056
00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:46,944
Why WONT you just tell me
what happened, Andrew?
1057
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:02,200
Please believe me, Steve.
1058
00:56:03,259 --> 00:56:05,398
Please, it's just I-
1059
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:07,339
I don't know what I did. I-
1060
00:56:07,397 --> 00:56:10,276
I lost control, and-
1061
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:12,244
and I'm so sorry.
1062
00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:17,215
This thing is just becoming
a part of me now...
1063
00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:18,946
and I dorft-
1064
00:56:20,143 --> 00:56:21,645
I miss you, Steve.
1065
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,292
...all the drills. Good.
We're all pretty good, right?
1066
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:27,794
Get ready. Go!
1067
00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:31,253
You guys? Do not hesitate.
1068
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,560
Did you hear who Worked?
1069
00:56:39,763 --> 00:56:42,972
He was like-
1070
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:47,276
Oh! Oh, Andrew!
1071
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:49,180
Dry off!
1072
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,048
Totally.
1073
00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:55,948
Hey, Wayne!
1074
00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:05,455
Okay, so, see this one here?
1075
00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:08,526
This one I got really clean
'cause I did this little, like...
1076
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:11,663
lasso thing around the root, you know?
1077
00:57:11,728 --> 00:57:13,867
But then these two-
1078
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:17,104
these, I did not get as good.
1079
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,204
See how they're broken?
1080
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,580
I think it's because I got them from
the middle, you Know, instead of the root.
1081
00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:24,676
Oh. Oh.
1082
00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:28,348
Oh. Sloppy.
1083
00:57:28,411 --> 00:57:31,221
I've been doing a lot of reading, you know,
like, online about, like-
1084
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:34,455
just like evolution arid, like-
arid natural selection...
1085
00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:36,827
and how, like, there's this thing, right?
1086
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:39,560
It is called the apex predator, right?
1087
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:44,367
Ariel basically what this is is the strongest
animal in the ecosystem, right?
1088
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,805
And as human beings...
1089
00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:49,173
we are- we're considered
the apex predator...
1090
00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:52,509
but only because,
like, smaller animals can't feed on us...
1091
00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:54,344
because of Weapons and stuff, right?
1092
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:59,080
The lion does not feel guilty
when it kills a gazelle Right?
1093
00:57:59,142 --> 00:58:01,850
You do not feel guilty
when you squash a fly.
1094
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:06,883
And I think that means something.
1095
00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:10,557
I just think that really means something.
1096
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:23,534
This one / got really clean
cause I did this little, like...
1097
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,102
lasso thing
1098
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:33,449
Andrew, what happened at school? Huh?
1099
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,013
- I need to go and pick up my mom's medication!
- Oh, yeah?
1100
00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:38,685
You're gonna break the rules again?
We're too strong for that mow, Andrew!
1101
00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:41,228
- If you did that, you know what I'd have to do!
- You'd have to what?
1102
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,355
- You have to start thinking.
- What would you have to do, Matt?
1103
00:58:43,419 --> 00:58:45,194
There are consequences to what you do!
1104
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,929
- You could not do anything to me because I am stronger than you.
- Stop that bullshit!
1105
00:58:47,991 --> 00:58:50,062
I know what you did.
I'm not gonna let you do it again!
1106
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:52,572
I am not going to break
your stupid rules! Okay?
1107
00:58:52,629 --> 00:58:56,304
So just screw off and stay out of my life!
1108
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:30,173
I can't breathe.
1109
00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:35,038
Thank you.
1110
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:40,184
- Karen Detmer.
- Just one moment.
1111
00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:44,653
We're gonna need a next-day delivery.
1112
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:48,685
Co-pay on that is $750.83
1113
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:52,062
- Well, I dorft have all that.
- Son, I told your dad, and I'll tell you.
1114
00:59:52,121 --> 00:59:54,897
You can pay up front,
and We can order next-day delivery.
1115
00:59:54,958 --> 00:59:57,593
- Other than that, I can't help you.
- Prick.
1116
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,171
Oh!
1117
01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:10,910
,/' Ooh, yeah,/'
1118
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,856
,/' Ziggy played guitar,/'
1119
01:00:16,913 --> 01:00:20,326
,/' Jamming good
with Weird' and Gilly,f
1120
01:00:20,383 --> 01:00:23,387
,/' And the Spiders from Mars,/'
1121
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:26,366
,/' He played it left hand,/'
1122
01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,266
,/' But made ff foo far,/'
1123
01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,399
,/' Became the specflal many
1124
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:37,570
,/' Then he cou/0' /eave [em
to hang,/'
1125
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,672
,/' They came on so /Oadeof many
1126
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:44,275
,/' I/I/e/- hung and S/70 W- wh/te tan,/'
1127
01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:48,679
,/' So where were the Spiders?,/'
1128
01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:53,283
Hey.
1129
01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:55,022
Hey!
1130
01:00:55,084 --> 01:00:57,860
- Give me all your money.
- Uh, what? Who is that?
1131
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,163
Doesn't matter who it is.
Just give me all your money or else.
1132
01:01:01,224 --> 01:01:03,602
Or else? Shit, man.
1133
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,562
Shit, man. Is that Andrew?
1134
01:01:06,629 --> 01:01:09,007
It sounds kind of
like Andrew underthere.
1135
01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:11,978
And you got Andrew's broke-ass backpack on.
1136
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,982
- Oh, you got a gat?
- I got a gat too, bitch.
1137
01:01:16,873 --> 01:01:18,409
Dude!
1138
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,526
Whoa, dude!
1139
01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:36,322
Come om, come om, come om,
come om, come om, come om!
1140
01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,194
Come on, come on, come on!
1141
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,174
Hey!
1142
01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:16,800
The camera needs to stay on
for our investigation.
1143
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,637
Jesus Christ.
1144
01:03:19,695 --> 01:03:22,266
Can I have a moment alone with my son?
1145
01:03:22,331 --> 01:03:24,743
If he regains consciousness,
notify the officer outside.
1146
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:25,939
Yeah, yeah.
1147
01:04:01,037 --> 01:04:03,540
On!
1148
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,796
Your mother's dead.
1149
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:24,761
She died last night
While I was out looking for you.
1150
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,107
I came home, and, uh...
1151
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:37,116
she was there in her bed.
1152
01:04:37,173 --> 01:04:39,676
If I just could have been there for her.
1153
01:04:42,144 --> 01:04:45,182
I was always there for her
when you were out screwing around.
1154
01:04:46,349 --> 01:04:48,295
And this one time-
1155
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:52,524
this... one time...
1156
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:56,001
that she needed me, and you took me away!
1157
01:04:56,058 --> 01:04:58,402
I v\/ant you to apologize to me.
1158
01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:05,904
I Know you can hear me,
so I want you to sit up right now...
1159
01:05:05,968 --> 01:05:07,641
and apologize to me.
1160
01:05:08,571 --> 01:05:11,381
You selfish, selfish asshole!
1161
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,283
Rumbling]
1162
01:05:13,342 --> 01:05:15,083
This is your fault!
1163
01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:16,145
You-
1164
01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:23,956
Do you hear me?
1165
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:26,432
Your mother is dead, and it is your fault!
1166
01:05:29,325 --> 01:05:31,566
Happy birthday!
1167
01:05:31,627 --> 01:05:34,267
Pound it? Pound it?
1168
01:05:34,330 --> 01:05:36,674
Go and get a present.
Go and get a present. Yeah.
1169
01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:40,305
- Yes, the big one.
- Oh, my God. Matt.
1170
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:42,371
Matt, your nose again.
1171
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:45,181
Are you okay?
1172
01:05:45,241 --> 01:05:48,814
- Oh, shit!
- Baby, you're really bleeding.
1173
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:53,052
Matt, your nose! Oh, my God.
1174
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,924
Did you hear that?
How can you not hear that?
1175
01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:56,759
- Hear what? what are you hearing?
- It's so-
1176
01:05:56,819 --> 01:05:58,492
- Something's wrong with Andrew.
- Casey, come in here!
1177
01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:02,868
We apologize for the delay
but as of right now..
1178
01:06:02,925 --> 01:06:05,064
- every news helicopter in Greater King County-
- Oh, my God.
1179
01:06:05,127 --> 01:06:06,731
Is headed to Seattle.
1180
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:09,072
Again, right now
we have very little information..
1181
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:12,874
But it appears a bomb has gone off'
at Ballard Community Hospital
1182
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:14,972
Casey, come here. Come here.
Come here. Please. Please.
1183
01:06:15,037 --> 01:06:17,244
- what? No, Matt. Are you seeing this?
- Where are your keys at?
1184
01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:19,252
- what? Matt-
- Just stay here. I'll be back.
1185
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:22,482
- I just have to drive there, okay?
- Please, wait! Matt, please!
1186
01:06:22,545 --> 01:06:25,617
- Listen, Andrew's in trouble, okay?
- Andrew's what?
1187
01:06:25,681 --> 01:06:28,059
I'm sure that Andrew is fine.
1188
01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:32,332
- Andrew needs me! I need to get to the city.
- Tell me what's going on.
1189
01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:34,561
Shit. I gotta get- Is that a roadblock?
1190
01:06:34,623 --> 01:06:36,694
Nobody else is driving this way!
Talk to me!
1191
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:39,000
- Casey, I need to think, okay?
- Stop!
1192
01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:40,802
I gotta find another way downtown.
Shit!
1193
01:06:40,863 --> 01:06:42,433
Go back and take the Madison exit.
1194
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:45,104
Come on.
1195
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,348
- Stay here, Casey. Stay here.
- Wait!
1196
01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:52,909
Matt, Wait for me!
1197
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:55,012
All units,
report to Ballard Community Hospital
1198
01:06:57,913 --> 01:06:59,221
Excuse me.
1199
01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:00,783
Sir, excuse me.
1200
01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,921
Matt! what are WE doing here?
1201
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:11,236
Oh, my God!
1202
01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:15,266
You gotta put me down! Please! Stop!
1203
01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:16,969
You did this to me!
1204
01:07:19,735 --> 01:07:22,147
Matt! Oh, my God!
1205
01:07:26,609 --> 01:07:29,283
Holy shit! Holy shit!
1206
01:07:29,345 --> 01:07:31,655
- Matt!
- Casey, We gotta go! We gotta go right mow!
1207
01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:33,819
Get in the car! Let's go.
1208
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:35,692
- Andrew's out of control.
- what are you talking about?
1209
01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:38,288
I'm so sorry. I wanted to tell you. I-
1210
01:07:39,288 --> 01:07:41,290
Oh, my God, Matt! Stop the car!
1211
01:07:41,357 --> 01:07:44,031
It's gonna crash. Holy shit!
1212
01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:45,936
Oh, shit!
1213
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:50,601
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Get off the road now!
1214
01:07:50,666 --> 01:07:53,010
Oh, my God!
1215
01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:55,071
Hold on to me!
1216
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:57,640
it's not me, it's Andrew!
1217
01:07:59,942 --> 01:08:02,218
Hold on!
1218
01:08:02,278 --> 01:08:07,125
I can't stop it!
I can't control the car! I can't control it.
1219
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:08,856
Shit!
1220
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,159
Andrew! Oh, God, hold on!
1221
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:13,393
Hold on to me!
1222
01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:18,262
I can't get the door open!
1223
01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:26,178
- Oh, my God!
- Andrew! Andrew, stop!
1224
01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:32,377
- Casey!
- Matt!
1225
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,443
Matt!
1226
01:08:38,414 --> 01:08:40,121
Help me!
1227
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,730
Casey, hold on!
1228
01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:50,999
Matt.
1229
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,699
Stay here. Okay?
You have to stay here. Okay?
1230
01:08:54,763 --> 01:08:56,965
Matt, please dorft go! Matt!
1231
01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,876
We got a car on fire
under the Needle. Possible casualties.
1232
01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:03,007
We need emergency response now
1233
01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,245
/ don T know how to describe this.
1234
01:09:08,410 --> 01:09:10,856
/ Reporter] That is the Needle we Te
looking at and as you can see, there are-
1235
01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:13,086
You're not gonna believe this.
1236
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,151
Are you seeing this?
1237
01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:20,761
Back away from the Window!
1238
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:23,030
What the hell are they doing up there?
1239
01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,595
Get down!
1240
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:33,904
Seventeen, beware.
1241
01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:35,778
You Te gonna have to divert
1242
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,751
Andrew! Andrew, look at me!
1243
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:42,254
This has to stop right mow, okay?
This is really, really bad!
1244
01:09:42,311 --> 01:09:43,949
why did you catch him?
1245
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:47,256
- Listen! Just focus, okay?
- I dropped him!
1246
01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:49,387
- why did you catch him?
- Andrew, this is not a game!
1247
01:09:49,451 --> 01:09:51,931
Do you understand? You're hurting people.
1248
01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:54,467
You're Weak, Matt! You're all Weak!
1249
01:09:54,523 --> 01:09:56,696
- Andrew-
- I'm stronger than all of this!
1250
01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:59,239
Andrew, listen to me, okay?
Just-Just- I need you to listen.
1251
01:09:59,295 --> 01:10:01,036
Just focus for a second.
1252
01:10:01,096 --> 01:10:03,576
Do not tell me what to do!
1253
01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:06,772
I'm trying to explain.
I got two individuals.
1254
01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:09,748
- They can't stop us. it's not too late for Us to go.
- It is too late!
1255
01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:12,513
I'm clone! it's over!
1256
01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:15,681
You treated me like shit! You left me alone!
1257
01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:18,816
Andrew, you're not alone up here!
I'm here with you!
1258
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,555
I should have been with you all along!
But I'm here now!
1259
01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:24,689
And We can stop this right mow, you and me!
1260
01:10:25,988 --> 01:10:29,367
Andrew, WE can just fly away.
We can get out of here.
1261
01:10:29,425 --> 01:10:31,564
We can be family.
1262
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:34,631
Andrew. Andrew, look at yourself.
1263
01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:37,837
- This isn't who you are.
- I'm an apex predator.
1264
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,243
What?
1265
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:43,581
I'm an apex predator.
1266
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,548
No! No!
1267
01:10:57,686 --> 01:10:59,427
Oh, my gosh! Call the police!
1268
01:11:05,828 --> 01:11:08,001
Andrew, mo!
1269
01:11:12,401 --> 01:11:14,847
Oh! Whoa!
1270
01:11:20,376 --> 01:11:23,380
- Paul! Paul, stay away from the window!
- Okay, okay!
1271
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:27,257
- Paul! Dorft stand at the Window!
- Are you seeing this? Hey!
1272
01:11:30,152 --> 01:11:31,995
Stay down, babe! Stay down!
1273
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:50,378
Andrew!
1274
01:11:52,374 --> 01:11:55,082
Two subjects down. One injured one mobile.
1275
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,421
Andrew? Andrew, look at me.
1276
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,393
This is all gonna be fine.
You're gonna be all right, okay?
1277
01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:04,960
I'm gonna get you help, okay?
1278
01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:07,364
All units, respond Code 4 to Denny Way
1279
01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:10,927
Get out of here! it's not safe!
1280
01:12:12,928 --> 01:12:15,272
Andrew? Andrew?
1281
01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:20,212
- Are you getting this?
- Dorft move!
1282
01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:22,112
Dorft shoot! Dorft shoot!
1283
01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:26,085
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I need help! I need help!
1284
01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:27,814
He appears
to be held at gunpoint but-
1285
01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:28,877
Oh, my God!
1286
01:12:28,944 --> 01:12:30,446
Arms up in the air!
1287
01:12:30,512 --> 01:12:32,253
Dorft shoot, please!
1288
01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:34,089
He's hurt!
1289
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:36,754
- Get on the ground!
- Wait! Wait!
1290
01:12:36,819 --> 01:12:39,163
- Do what he says!
- Now, get down!
1291
01:12:39,221 --> 01:12:42,464
- Do not get up!
- Get on the ground!
1292
01:12:42,524 --> 01:12:44,504
- Please clon't shoot!
- 'We will shoot you!
1293
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:48,133
- I'm not gonna do anything!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The glass!
1294
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,803
Take him out!
1295
01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:56,145
Leave me alone!
1296
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:07,057
Shit!
1297
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:09,858
Whoa! Whoa! Wow!
1298
01:13:24,199 --> 01:13:26,577
We have multiple explosions.
1299
01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:28,774
- Get in position!
- We have 'em in our sights!
1300
01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:31,443
We're covered! Hold it right there!
1301
01:13:32,708 --> 01:13:34,847
No! Stop!
1302
01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:38,453
We have you surrounded!
1303
01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:41,658
- No!
- Hands Where We can see 'emi
1304
01:13:41,717 --> 01:13:43,856
Stay down! Stay down!
1305
01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:46,763
- Stay down!
- I repeat, do not move!
1306
01:13:52,194 --> 01:13:54,196
Additional units on the far side!
1307
01:13:56,999 --> 01:13:58,842
Yo, stay down!
1308
01:13:58,901 --> 01:14:01,347
Stay down! Dorft move!
1309
01:14:01,403 --> 01:14:04,145
Andrew! Andrew!
1310
01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:06,208
Stop! Dorft hurt them!
1311
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,151
Andrew!
1312
01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,064
Andrew!
1313
01:14:25,594 --> 01:14:29,007
Andrew! Andrew, stop!
1314
01:14:29,064 --> 01:14:30,668
Please, stop!
1315
01:14:37,105 --> 01:14:38,846
Andrew!
1316
01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:40,580
Dorft make me do this!
1317
01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:43,618
Stop!
1318
01:15:01,129 --> 01:15:03,837
...reports of casualties.
1319
01:15:03,899 --> 01:15:07,745
At least two structures have been destroyed
1320
01:15:07,803 --> 01:15:10,750
I think they're both down!
1321
01:15:10,806 --> 01:15:12,308
Two men out
1322
01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:14,650
Show me right now eastbound on-
1323
01:15:14,710 --> 01:15:17,486
Yes, sin
I'm about two blocks away / see it
1324
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,849
Move up.
1325
01:15:27,189 --> 01:15:29,135
Hey! Oh! what are you doing?
1326
01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:16,839
Hey, Andrew.
1327
01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:26,515
I just Wanted to say that...
1328
01:16:28,617 --> 01:16:30,824
I'm sorry and, uh...
1329
01:16:34,990 --> 01:16:37,630
I- I hope...
1330
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:40,799
that you know that I did what I had to do.
1331
01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:44,610
You're not a bad person. I know that.
1332
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,603
That's all that matters.
1333
01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:51,516
And, uh, I want you to Know...
1334
01:16:51,573 --> 01:16:53,712
that I'm gonna be better from now on.
1335
01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,119
I'm gonna help people.
1336
01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:58,556
I'm gonna find out
what happened to Us down there.
1337
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,616
I dorft care how long it takes.
1338
01:17:00,682 --> 01:17:03,492
I'm gonna get answers.
1339
01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:06,829
I'm gonna do it for you,
and I'm gonna do it for Steve.
1340
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,595
And...
1341
01:17:08,657 --> 01:17:10,261
I just-
1342
01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:15,968
I love you, man.
1343
01:17:16,031 --> 01:17:18,807
I didn't ever get a chance to tell you...
1344
01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:20,813
but I love you.
1345
01:17:28,176 --> 01:17:29,849
And guess what.
1346
01:17:34,449 --> 01:17:36,395
You made it.
1347
01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:47,599
Whoo-hoo!
1348
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:51,167
Whoo-had
1349
01:17:53,101 --> 01:17:55,047
isn't it beautiful?
1350
01:17:58,173 --> 01:18:00,119
Good-bye, Andrew.
1351
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:50,191
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