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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,830 I don't expect anyone to believe this. 2 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,074 Hell, I don't believe in bullshit like this. 3 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,477 What the hell was it? 4 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:36,633 THE CARETAKER'S TALE 5 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,997 DICKHEAD 6 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:35,196 I told you not to ride your bikes on the main road, for Christ's sake! 7 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,750 Next time I'm going to take your bikes and sell them to the Chinese! 8 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,389 Pig! 9 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,038 - From Singapore. They do the trick. - Give me two packets. 10 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:21,354 And these are the usual price. You're my best customer. 11 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,473 You're welcome! 12 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,308 Sleep tight, Per. 13 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,509 Hi, Dad. 14 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,273 What's up? 15 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,640 I just got out. 16 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,918 So it seems. 17 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,756 Yeah ... 18 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,360 And I'm clean. 19 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,510 - What's up with you and Mom? - Ah, shit. 20 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,797 Why did she walk out on you? 21 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:57,478 Why don't you work it out and get back together? 22 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,871 Just butt out, okay? 23 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,148 I went and got myself a job. 24 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,192 No shit. 25 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,272 As a pusher? 26 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,716 I was supposed to move in with Simon. 27 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,838 Simon, you know. 28 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,551 But then he got a girl, so now I'm in the way. 29 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,790 So ... 30 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:50,476 I thought I might crash on your couch for a couple of days? 31 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,312 Sorry. 32 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,550 Just for a couple of days. 33 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:04,038 Okay, I'll work something out. 34 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,319 I'll stop by for my things soon. 35 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,313 If you make it. 36 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:18,311 - Make it? - Before they lock you up again. 37 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,429 - See you. - Yeah. 38 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,956 So, she moved out? 39 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:06,511 - You're free as a bird then. - Tweet, tweet. 40 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:19,269 Miriam found someone else. A parking attendant. 41 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,390 - That doesn't sound good. - No. 42 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,553 Dumped for a parking attendant. 43 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,750 - That sure doesn't sound good. - No. 44 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,515 Oh, he's young and 36. She went on and on about that. 45 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,875 - 36? - Yes. 46 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:48,636 I bet he takes out the trash after he's done her. 47 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,549 Christ, you're pathetic, Viborg. 48 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,635 - Yes, I'm 46, and I need a new knee. - A new knee? 49 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:06,113 The doctors say all the cartilage's gone. There's cartilage in the knee ... 50 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,352 It hurts like hell. 51 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,479 - Let's hope the other knee holds up. - Spare me the sick talk. 52 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:19,317 - You go on about your back, neck ... - I live here, and I pay for the beer. 53 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,756 I can go on about my back or my asshole - 54 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:27,391 - and you just say: "Yes, Per. Oh, Per. Sounds nasty, Per." 55 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,676 Yes, Per. 56 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,956 Hey, what the hell are you doing here? 57 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,680 Hey! 58 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,911 This apartment has to be vacated by the 1st. You're not allowed to be here. 59 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,116 Hey! 60 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,395 Very funny. Get out. Let's go. 61 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,153 Where are your clothes? 62 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,790 How did you get in? 63 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:01,158 Did someone leave you here, or ...? 64 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:06,154 Are you Romanian? Romania? Bulgaria? 65 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,392 Prostitute or what? 66 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,439 What the hell are we going to do with you? 67 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,830 I don't want to kick you out in the cold. 68 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,470 You're all skin and bones. 69 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,269 No money? 70 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,834 Where money? 71 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:52,114 No money, no nothing. 72 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,433 No money there ... 73 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,919 No money here. 74 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,675 So how ... 75 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,272 How do you want to pay? 76 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,557 You want to pay the rent? 77 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:52,190 Now you pay the rent. Okay? 78 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,838 It's okay, it's okay. 79 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,632 Like that ... okay? 80 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:26,628 Like that. 81 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,872 Stop staring. Stop staring. 82 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,316 Stop staring, you bitch. 83 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,835 Stop it! 84 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,388 There. You like that, huh? 85 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,676 Bitch. 86 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,389 Fucking bitch. 87 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:50,348 You fucking bitch. Take that. 88 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:56,510 You fucking bitch! 89 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,478 You fucking little whore! 90 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:05,192 Don't you come here, you little whore! Fucking ... 91 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,550 Bitch! Bitch! 92 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,515 Okay, that was nice. Thank you. 93 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:21,519 Pay rent again? Okay? 94 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:28,157 You want to, don't you? 95 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,668 You want to. 96 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,318 You don't want to. 97 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,475 You want to. 98 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,157 You don't. 99 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,351 Lie down. 100 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,879 Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! 101 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,238 There, and now ... 102 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,596 Bite. Bite. 103 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,314 There you go. 104 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,115 Yeah ... 105 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,394 Easy now. Easy ...! 106 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,552 Take it easy, for fuck's sake. 107 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,192 Easy. 108 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,477 Come here, come here ... 109 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,275 Coke? 110 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,749 You can do it. Easy now. 111 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,074 Easy, easy. 112 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,555 That's the way to do it. 113 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,678 He's on a roll tonight. 114 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,629 - He's going to clean us out. - Gregers, come on. 115 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,756 Don't mind if I do. 116 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,437 What the hell's up with you? 117 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,758 What the hell is up with you? You're in a hell of a mood. 118 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:24,993 - We'd better step up our game. - There's something up. 119 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:29,676 Throw the darts, Gregers. We're waiting. 120 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,796 Did you get ...? 121 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,512 Holy shit! 122 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,431 Throw the fucking darts, Gregers. 123 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,388 He cleans us out, and he got laid. 124 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,109 Whoever has shall be given more, huh? 125 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,669 I'll say. 126 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:15,118 What's the point, Per? I don't have anything. 127 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,511 Nobody gives a shit about me. 128 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,356 I don't have a woman, and I don't have any children. 129 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,989 A TV. 130 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,556 42 channels, Viborg. That's something. 131 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:40,274 Miriam moved in with the parking attendant. 132 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,994 - I miss Miriam. - Miriam's a bitch. 133 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,436 She was so good to me, Per. 134 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,996 Aw! Fuck! 135 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,477 Fucking knee. I'm a sorry son of a bitch. 136 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,436 Stop your whining. 137 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:34,828 - I'm so fucking unhappy. - Shut the fuck up, Viborg. 138 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,549 - Just go. - No, I want to show you something. 139 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,149 Buh! 140 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,394 Good morning. 141 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,632 This is Viborg. 142 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,031 Let him taste some of that, you know ... 143 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,112 Pay the rent. 144 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,068 - Pay the rent? - Per, let's go. 145 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,200 Fuck! 146 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,716 Say thank you. 147 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,351 - Who is she? - A willing girl. 148 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:14,319 - We don't usually get girls like that. - So enjoy it while it lasts. 149 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,999 There's something strange about this. It's not natural. 150 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,235 Oh, come on. First you fuck her, and now you're full of remorse? 151 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,153 Get the fuck out of here. 152 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,551 - Get the fuck out of here. - Okay. 153 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:43,558 - But normal girls aren't like that. - Fuck off, asshole. 154 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:48,157 I'm going. But I'm telling you, that's not normal. 155 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,713 Per speaking. 156 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:10,317 I'm not at the office right now. Which apartment is it? 157 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,350 No, no. 158 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,716 Easy now. 159 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,954 Easy now, easy. 160 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,117 Easy now. Let me just ... 161 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,750 Let me just catch my breath, for fuck's sake. 162 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,036 There. 163 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,955 Yes, yes, yes ... 164 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,352 Yes, come on. 165 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,356 No, stop. 166 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,193 Stop! 167 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,872 You can't do that. You can't ... 168 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,315 Drink. 169 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,148 Drink. 170 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,596 Well, if it isn't Mr. Remorse. 171 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,437 What? 172 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,355 - Well, I went to the doctor's today. - Oh. 173 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,798 - Good for you. - My knee, you know. 174 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,635 The final tests before the operation. 175 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:09,397 So I told them my knee was acting up. 176 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,195 And we went through all the exercises. 177 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:17,796 And now I can do everything. It doesn't hurt anymore. 178 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,556 I can do everything. The doctors couldn't explain it. 179 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,838 - Great. What do you want me to say? - I don't need surgery. 180 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,197 I can hop, and I can skip. 181 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,512 Extremes ... Nothing's wrong. 182 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,916 And that's when I thought of you. 183 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,396 - That was nice of you. - You're better too. 184 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:50,429 Your back doesn't hurt, your neck isn't stiff. You're as good as new. 185 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,795 That girl. 186 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,635 Both of us slept with her, and both of us are healed. 187 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,679 There's something unnatural about her, Per. 188 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,875 - Fantastic things happen. - Oh? 189 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,998 Fantastic things happen, but never here. 190 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,518 There's that place in France with the water that heals people. 191 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,468 And in the Philippines they operate with their bare hands. 192 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:25,031 - And that Indian guy with the hair. - Hustlers, the lot of them. 193 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,510 Your back and my knee, and the doctors can't explain it. 194 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:34,118 - Hell, Viborg ... - Per, maybe it's happening right now. 195 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,158 Maybe it's happening to us. 196 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,393 Can I see her again? 197 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,634 - Can you fuck her again, you mean? - Can I see her? 198 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,952 It's fantastic. 199 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,399 You don't seriously believe in that crap? 200 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,279 Viborg. 201 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,749 I don't know, Per. 202 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,230 This is larger than you and me. 203 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,915 This is larger than us. 204 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,029 This is larger than anything we've ever come across. 205 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,033 Or maybe you've gone off your rocker. 206 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,510 This is a good thing. It's not a bad thing, is it? 207 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,513 - Her pussy's good. - Don't say that. 208 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,470 - I'll say what I want to in my home. - This is good. It's fantastic. 209 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,954 You do wash her, right? 210 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:03,194 You have to wash and comb her and take good care of her. 211 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,352 You'd better get going. 212 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,238 It's fantastic, Per. 213 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:55,349 - How are we going to do this? - Tell me what you want. 214 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,877 - I'm entitled to half. - So take half. 215 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,472 - Don't forget the car. - I haven't got a license. 216 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,871 We'll deduct the car. 217 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,638 I want the bookcase. I picked it out and had it delivered. 218 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,756 Sure, take it. 219 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,268 And the dining table. 220 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,991 - The table and the chairs are a set. - Fine. 221 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,951 - What do you want? - I don't care. 222 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,516 If you take the dining table, Dad can keep the couch. 223 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,717 That's fine. 224 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,269 - What's going on, Per? - Nothing. Just take the lot. 225 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,716 They're our things. 226 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,629 They aren't mine or yours, they're ours. 227 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,633 Mom ... 228 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,316 Calm down. They're just things. 229 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,592 I can't do this. 230 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,268 - Dad's willing to divide it all up. - No, we'll have to do it another day. 231 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,549 - How about a cup of coffee? - No, I've got work. 232 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,518 Take off. 233 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,676 Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. 234 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:34,232 I can go all the way down now. And even better ... All the way round. 235 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,473 - You couldn't do that before. - Soft as butter. 236 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,712 - What's up? - We've got to help Gregers. 237 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,077 - How? - With his diabetes. 238 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:51,837 Hi, Per. They say I'm going to lose my sight. 239 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,356 He needs to see the girl. 240 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,910 I don't usually believe in that kind of stuff. 241 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:03,037 But Viborg says it's the real deal. 242 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,512 What with his knee and your back. 243 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,233 We are going to help Gregers, aren't we? 244 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,870 She sure is a sweet girl, Per. I must say. 245 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,674 - Now what? - Well, now you're sugar sweet. 246 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,550 Hello. 247 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,994 Hang on. 248 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,430 Hey. 249 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,393 - What? - You look like a moron in that jacket. 250 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,632 But it's warm. 251 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,075 What do you want? 252 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:35,030 I just came to get my stuff. I left in kind of a hurry the other day. 253 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,353 - How are you doing? - I'm living at Mom's. 254 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,876 Of course you are. 255 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,555 - She's waiting for you to call. - Why? 256 00:38:54,720 --> 00:39:00,033 Just to talk about the two of you. I guess. 257 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,830 - How about a cup of coffee? - I've got work. 258 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,549 I'll get my stuff then. 259 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,757 Just a quick cup then. 260 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,349 A quick cup. 261 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,269 Move. 262 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:22,917 Got a sandwich or something? 263 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,113 See what you can find. 264 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,959 Jesus. You're drinking Coke now? 265 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,158 I was wondering ... 266 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,395 ... if you could ... 267 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,998 I was just wondering, if you could lend me some money. 268 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:09,835 Oh. No, I can't. 269 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,634 No. 270 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,155 Let me get your stuff. 271 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:26,951 - And my sleeping bag. - No, it's ... in the basement. 272 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,913 - What's it doing there? - Get it next time, okay? 273 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,273 - Have you got a visitor? - No. 274 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,515 What? 275 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:57,197 - Get your sleeping bag next time. - Oh, I get it. 276 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,591 You haven't lost it, huh? 277 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,553 Don't go blabbing to your mom, okay? 278 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,156 Sure. Don't worry. 279 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,639 Stop by the office some night - 280 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,110 - for a game of darts and a beer. 281 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,350 Okay. 282 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,992 Darts and beers, that's all. 283 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,916 Sure, let's do that. 284 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,959 See you. 285 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,554 We always fucked the broads to that song. Me and Morten Hojbjerg. 286 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,957 We danced the chicks wild and took them for a ride - 287 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,590 - with the car stereo blasting. 288 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,320 I had a Mazda back then. 289 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,519 Damned fine car ... Mazda. 290 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,876 And he had a way with words. 291 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,158 He could charm the pants off anyone. 292 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,959 We took them to the beach - 293 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,398 - and gave them a sunset and a song and dance. 294 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,792 We took turns between the back and the front seat. 295 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,670 The back seat was by far the best. 296 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,355 And we fucked their brains out. 297 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,998 What I wouldn't give to have seen that car from the outside. 298 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,277 Just think. 299 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,116 I wonder what people thought. 300 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,313 We were young. 301 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,789 And good-looking. 302 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,669 I had this ... hair. 303 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,556 Pussy with a sea view. That's what we called it. 304 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,633 Pussy with a sea view. Of course. 305 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,908 And I knocked Britt up - 306 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,312 - so we had to get married, 19 years old. 307 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,119 19 years. 308 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,231 We just couldn't get along. 309 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:10,713 And then we had that wimp of a son. 310 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,555 Britt withered, and I lost my hair. 311 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,673 Wham bam thank you fucking ma'am. 312 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,033 Come here. 313 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,794 Get over here. 314 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,913 Yes ... yes ... 315 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,271 Yes! Yes! Yes! 316 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,636 You're my little girl, aren't you? 317 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,913 You are mine. 318 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,789 You are mine. 319 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,237 You are mine. 320 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,639 Yes, yes, God damn it. 321 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,913 You are mine. 322 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,160 And I'm yours. 323 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,114 I'm yours. 324 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,400 I'm yours. 325 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,793 What? 326 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,116 I'm healed, Per. 327 00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,955 - I never really thanked you. Thanks. - You're welcome. 328 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,954 Can I give you a hug? Thanks. 329 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:25,388 - We need to talk. - So talk. 330 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,757 This is absolutely fantastic. 331 00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,037 You remember John, don't you? 332 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,875 - Vivi and John. - Hi, Per. 333 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,439 Hi. 334 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:43,518 - What? - Let's not hang about in the hall. 335 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,557 Just start from the beginning, John. Take your time. 336 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:08,352 I've been on steroids for four years. I just couldn't get big enough. 337 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:13,310 I guess I weighed about 12 kg more in pure muscles. 338 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,877 The stuff makes your muscles grow - 339 00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,749 - but seeing as your heart's a muscle, it grows too. 340 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:28,040 So my heart is the size of an ox heart now. 341 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,954 A large, heavy heart. 342 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,717 I won't grow old with that heart. I've already bitten the dust twice. 343 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,596 You think you're immortal, but you wise up. 344 00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:48,550 - I'll pay anything. - You don't have to pay, John. 345 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:53,396 She belongs to everyone. She's a miracle. 346 00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,275 She's such a sweet girl. I'm telling you. 347 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,317 Tell him about the boy, John. 348 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,552 I've got a 10-year-old boy. 349 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:15,238 He has to see a psychologist because he wets his bed at night. 350 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:20,030 He has dreams about his dad dying. 351 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,397 He saw me bite the dust the second time. 352 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,109 Show him the photo. 353 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,510 That's John's boy. 354 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:51,790 That is John's boy. 355 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,670 He's going to lose his dad, unless we help him, Per. 356 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,751 Per. 357 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:03,835 John is going to die from his boy, unless we let him see the girl. 358 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,310 We can save John. 359 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,599 Per. 360 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,552 Okay. I'll show you in. 361 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,351 John's a good guy. 362 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,631 He'll be gentle. 363 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,598 Believe me. 364 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,516 We're doing the right thing. We're doing some good. 365 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:05,277 Finally we're doing some good. Finally we're making a difference. 366 00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,995 People are going to talk about us with respect and awe. 367 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,072 Respect and awe. 368 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,631 We should be glad we can help others. And she likes it. 369 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,997 She smiles. She's happy to oblige. 370 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:29,710 John cried when he entered the room, and she smiled and helped him. 371 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,992 She's an angel. 372 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,559 Gregers' nephew is coming too. 373 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,917 He's very sick. 374 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:46,232 He's a young man, and he's very sick. 375 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:53,318 But he's a good boy, Per. I can vouch for that. 376 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,029 He's got sclerosis. 377 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,674 You're going to be fine. 378 00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,549 Stop staring like that. 379 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,712 What the hell is this? 380 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,668 Go ahead and fuck me. Fuck me. 381 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,037 Go ahead, everyone. 382 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,556 Fuck me. I don't mind. 383 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,556 Per ... Come on. Per. Per. 384 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:37,759 Per ... Hi, Per. 385 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:43,040 Per, come in here, will you? 386 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:48,638 I've ... wet my bed. 387 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,874 Per ... 388 00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,914 This is Merete from block 3. 389 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:18,279 I'm sick of asking you to clean up the hallways. 390 00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,273 This is Soren from no. 127. 391 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,796 I called you last week about our toilet. 392 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,394 Get your ass in gear, okay? 393 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:42,153 - I saved a couple of packets for you. - I don't need your Thai crap. 394 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:49,591 - What do you want? - To see you work. 395 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,275 Everyone thinks it's a rare sight. 396 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,073 Christ, that's funny. I'm laughing my ass off. 397 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:17,352 IN PAIN? HELP IS NEAR 398 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:21,479 MEET OUR FANTASTIC HEALER CALL VIBORG KRISTOFFERSEN, 321 399 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,956 What the hell are you doing? 400 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,228 I repeat: What the hell are you doing? 401 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,995 I didn't think you were home. 402 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:41,589 - Where did you get the keys? - Why aren't you at work? 403 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:47,232 - Where did you get the keys? - Mom found them. 404 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,918 And so you thought you'd rip off your dad. 405 00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,350 You stole it too. 406 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:04,189 Hand over the keys. 407 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,794 Now! 408 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,190 It's not what you think. 409 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,310 As if I need to defend myself to you. 410 00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:01,154 You! A fucking junkie who rips me off when my back is turned. 411 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:04,437 A fucking wimp! 412 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:10,789 - Take the fucking money. Take it. - No. 413 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:15,431 Go buy your fucking suicide. Whether you live or die ... 414 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:19,036 I don't give a fuck. 415 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,716 Carsten ... Carsten! 416 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:42,475 Do you know what it is? Disseminated sclerosis? 417 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:51,474 It's a nasty disease which damages the nerve paths, and then ... 418 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,355 ... you end up in a wheelchair, and then you die. 419 01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:01,911 We're expecting a baby. 420 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:07,757 We thought we had a happy future in front of us - 421 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,356 - and then this happens. 422 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:17,390 - You're how far along? - 14 weeks. 423 01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,877 - And then this happens. - Get lost. 424 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:26,589 - Did I say something wrong? - Get out of my apartment. 425 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,399 They're willing to pay. 426 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,598 This is my home. I'm in charge here, and I want them to get out. 427 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:39,117 Gregers said not to, but we'll pay. 428 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,317 We can get more. 429 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,317 It's just the baby and all that. 430 01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,875 I'm just the father, that's all. 431 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,115 Okay. She's in here. 432 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,953 Come on. 433 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:35,318 - Thank you. - Aren't you coming? 434 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:41,077 - No. We've talked it over. - Don't you want to watch? 435 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,677 - Lend a helping hand? - Stop it, Per. 436 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:51,395 I usually help get things started. This way. 437 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,711 If he's going to do my girl ... 438 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,555 ... it's only fair I get to do his. 439 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,198 Go on. 440 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,951 It's okay. 441 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,432 Go on. 442 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:23,031 Thank you for helping us. 443 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:27,750 You're a good man. 444 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:40,114 No, Per. I only just left them. Stop! 445 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,711 - Get out. - What? 446 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,155 - What's going on? - Get out! 447 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:28,113 Hi, Per. I'm sorry, but Britt sent us. 448 01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:33,195 - I was just on my way out. - Britt wants her share of your things. 449 01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:37,035 - She said she could take her pick. - What? 450 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:40,715 She heard about the girl too, Per. 451 01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:04,479 - I'm Lise, and this is my son, Anton. - Go away. 452 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:10,795 He's got leukemia. He just turned 11, and he can't lead a normal life. 453 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:16,159 - Just go away. - Look at Anton. Please. 454 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:19,869 Say hello to Per and shake his hand. 455 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:23,430 You want to squeeze him between the legs of my ... 456 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:26,512 Think I wouldn't do anything for him? 457 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:30,229 I can't help you. 458 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,508 Crap! 459 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:14,713 Per, Steen's dad has to see the girl. 460 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:20,552 Per, just open the fucking door. 461 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:26,431 We know each other, Per. We're old friends. 462 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,876 You take him, Steen. Per, just open the door. 463 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:36,352 - Per, don't. Open the door. - No! No! 464 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,229 - No! - Go on in. 465 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:47,715 - No ... - We're very grateful to you, Per. 466 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:53,671 My son is grateful, too. I have the energy to play with him now. 467 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:59,111 You're a good man, Per. 468 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:22,278 Thanks, Per. 469 01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:13,148 We can't stay here. Understand? 470 01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,232 We can't stay here. 471 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:20,755 We're through here. 472 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:31,470 I can work. I've got my two hands. Right? 473 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:35,110 I'll take care of you. 474 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,069 I'll take care of you. 475 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,473 There you go. 476 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:19,836 Like this ... and squeeze. No, not that much. 477 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,514 Yeah, like that. 478 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:28,755 Hold your upper arm horizontally and only move your lower arm. 479 01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:34,234 And when you take aim - 480 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:38,678 - your eye, the dart and the target form a straight line. 481 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:42,628 Your eye, the dart and the target. See? 482 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:47,837 A straight line. And only move your lower arm. 483 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,675 - Only move that. - Ah, I see. 484 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,674 Keep still. Only move your lower arm. 485 01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:00,789 Not too much force and not too little. Just what it takes. 486 01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:08,715 Alright! 487 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,633 - Alright! - Like that? 488 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:15,759 Hell yeah. I'll be damned. 489 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,472 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 490 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:24,428 Did you lose 491 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:28,434 the golden hope 492 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,639 that you were given 493 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:36,475 when you were born 494 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:41,228 and are you idling 495 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:45,712 wand'ring aimlessly 496 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:49,873 have you turned into 497 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:53,430 a nonentity 498 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,676 then come and dance 499 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,638 all night long 500 01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:06,076 to the haunting tones 501 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,755 of a siren's song 502 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,715 let's forget 503 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:18,350 ourselves and our life 504 01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:22,957 in the merciful hours 505 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:27,477 from two to five 506 01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:31,519 let's forget 507 01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,594 see them coming 508 01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:43,159 one by one 509 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,356 to the giant castles 510 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:51,473 of glass and stone 511 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,872 and see them dealing 512 01:20:56,840 --> 01:21:00,116 in that cold, cold war 513 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:04,351 their used cars 514 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:08,233 and painted whores 515 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:12,632 then come and dance 516 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,838 all night long 517 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,713 to the haunting tones 518 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,637 of a siren's song 519 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,959 let's forget 520 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:33,078 ourselves and our life 521 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,991 in the merciful hours 522 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:41,153 from two to five 523 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:45,199 let's forget 524 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:49,278 Scandinavian Text Service 2012 37113

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