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[Tense music]

Chesney: Has there been any
word on an American woman,

Deborah Fletcher?

[Panting]

- [Speaking arabic] As-salaam-alaikum.
I'm alive!

- Al-owhali. He needs
to leave Kenya.

Ali: When people use my religion

to justify this shit,
it affects me.

[Cell phone buzzing]
- Don't tell me.

You have to leave. - I'm sorry.

- I know your feelings about
church are complicated.

Would you ever consider
taking communion again?

[♫♫]

It's about future
intention, not past sin.

- Write down the number you
called after the bomb went off!

Write down the number!

Number he called
after the bombing.

- This motherfucker bin
laden isn't kidding around.

- That's why we have to act now.

- Let's do it.

- You got talked into
bullshit by tenet and schmidt

who don't give a
shit about my people

and what we're doing over there.

- It was the president's call.

- Bin laden's laid a trap,

and we're walking right in
and nibbling the cheese.

He wants to go to war.

[♫♫]

[♫♫]

Man: President Omar al-bashir
lashed out at the U.S.,

describing last
week's missile attack

on a Khartoum factory
as an ugly crime.

Al-bashir said U.S.
president Bill Clinton

was a war criminal
of the first degree

and blamed American
intelligence services

for supplying him with
false information.

He reasserted Sudan's claim
that the destroyed factory

was involved solely in the
manufacture of medicines.

Anti-U.S. protests continue
on the streets of Khartoum.

In Cairo, the arab league
unanimously condemned

the U.S. strike on Khartoum,

describing it as a
flagrant violation

of international law.

Man: This was a pharmaceutical…

[thud] - Ah.

[Panting]

Man: For the treatment of
humans and veterinary medicines

for the treatment of animals,

and certainly it was not
at any stage being used

for the production of
any agent they say

used in the manufacture
of chemical weapons.

The sudanese government has
asked for an inspection team,

and it is now waiting to
see that it gets one.

- You've been flagged for
recent expense patterns.

Last week alone you submitted
three separate receipts

from Elaine's…

the sum of which nearly exceeded

your monthly allotment.

- Look, it's not
like I'm running

party buses heading to foxwoods.

I'm having dinner and drinks
with important people.

- But the bureau simply can't
cover what you're spending.

Also, you happen to
be in serious debt.

- Are you going through
my fuckin' credit cards?

Huh?

How long you been
with the bureau?

- Six months.

- What are you, 22, 23?
- 26.

- Where you from?
- Overland park, Kansas.

- What's your first
name, nemtusiak?

- Jim.

- You saw the footage of
the embassy bombings, Jim?

The body parts? The rubble?

The blind office workers, glass
blown into their brains?

- It was awful. O'Neill:
Jim, part of my job

is to host law enforcement
agents from abroad

so that when we're
on their turf,

whether its Nairobi, Tanzania,
London, what have you,

they treat us right.

This is a small but very,
very important part

of what I do.

- Sir, I totally
understand that, um…

entertaining… - hosting.

- I understand that
hosting might be

a part of your job, but
with all due respect,

you need to start living
within your means.

As a veteran special agent,
you're no doubt well aware

that unresolvable debt
makes you a target

for enemy intelligence.

You need to get on top of it.

[Door shuts]

[Gunfire]

[Indistinct chatter]

[♫♫]

Soufan: During the interrogation

of the Nairobi embassy bomber,

FBI agent Robert Chesney
was able to obtain

the first number he called
after the explosion.

We passed that phone
number to the CIA.

It was the home
of Ahmed al-hada.

Despite sharing our evidence

about the hada phone
with the CIA,

they never returned the favor.

From then on, the FBI
had an impossible time

getting intelligence
back about that phone.

- Yeah?

- Hada's phone is tapped.

- Proceed f.O.V.
- Copy that.

Soufan: Alec station was
holding back information,

and it was becoming an
unfortunate pattern.

[Keyboard clicking]

[Computer dings]

[Mouse clicking]
[Computer chimes]

[Computer chimes]

[Computer chimes]

[Mouse clicking,
computer chiming]

[Suspenseful music]

[♫♫]

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Camera shutter clicking]

Man: Demonstrators in
Islamabad burned an effigy

of Clinton in condemnation of the U.S.
missile attacks

in nearby khost, Afghanistan.

Amid widespread protests,

the United States bolstered
security at facilities

in all countries where
there are likely

to be sympathizers of bin laden.

As anti-American feelings
escalated across the world…

[indistinct chatter]

Soufan: Al-qaeda isn't
a normal enemy force.

You can't just cut the
head off the snake.

It's more pervasive.

It's like the "Mercury"
theme in "Terminator ii."

- Never saw it.

- In the movie, the
enemy, the t-1000,

which is an android assassin
played by Robert Patrick,

has harnessed the
properties of liquid metal,

which quickly disperses
and reconstitutes.

Therefore, he is virtually
impossible to defeat.

Bin laden is espousing
an ideology

that exists at the
cellular level.

Cancer by its most basic
definition is the multiplicity

of cells, and
al-qaeda is a cancer.

- You're starting to
mix your metaphors.

- My point is that al-qaeda
is not gonna be defeated

by simply gunning down the boss.

To them, martyrdom is the
purest kind of poetry.

It's beyond poetry.

It's eternity.

Each time we snuff
a part of it out,

it will keep resurfacing.

It goes that deep.

Killing bin laden is only
going to secure his legend

and inspire more
and more martyrs.

[Rock music playing]

- So I got a question.

These so-called martyrs.

They blow themselves
to smithereens

in front of our embassies.

Is this "72 virgins" thing

really what they're expecting
on the other side?

- Not merely 72 virgins, boss.

72 blonde and redheaded virgins

with beautiful breasts
and mesmerizing eyes.

- Like Swedish girls?

- Swedish, German,
Irish, Russian.

- So basically this is all
about international pussy.

Who came up with this horseshit?

- It's not from the koran.

Basically, it's urban legend.

- What do you make of it?

- I think it's preposterous

and far from the heart of islam.

- "Blow yourself up and win
the pussy" sweepstakes

is like consumer fraud

and, ironically, so
fucking American.

- Yeah, but it does wonders
for al-qaeda recruitment.

- Your check, gentlemen.

- Bartender put these
beers on here?

- He did. Take your time.

- Got it.
- No, no, put…

- boss, seriously…
- put… hey, hey.

Put your fucking money
away, or I'll tear it up.

Here. Save it for a
new pair of shoes.

- Why?
- Seriously?

- Are they that bad?

- What are those,
friggin' cross-trainers?

You look like you ump
little league or something.

We gotta set you up
with a good pair.

I know a guy.

- What do you wear?

- These are Bruno magli.

They judge you by your shoes
quicker than anything else.

You should start out
with a pair of harrises.

Ferragamo makes a
nice loafer too.

- Sir, your card
has been declined.

- Really?
- I'm afraid so.

- That's all right, I got it.

Clarke: So what you're
proposing is that we bomb

a bird hunting expedition
in Afghanistan.

- In the desert, approximately
12 miles south of kandahar.

- And this party will
consist of uae princes,

unknown members of the Taliban…

- and possibly bin laden.

According to our source, the
princes will be arriving

in a c-130 with
numerous supplies

and approximately a
dozen 4x4 pickups.

- And what are the pickups
there for, exactly?

- They're being
left as gratuities

for their Taliban hosts.

As soon as bin laden
sets foot in that camp,

my source will report to
our handler in Pakistan.

I'll have the intel on
my desk within an hour.

- You realize there
will be allies present

at this bird hunt.
- They may be our allies,

but they're cavorting
with the enemy.

- Martin, we're already dealing

with considerable
blowback from khost.

We don't need any more
questionable targets

that haven't been
thoroughly thought through.

- Sir, even if a
few princes die,

we can get bin laden.

- I'm sorry, but can
I say something?

- Please. O'Neill:
If we do this,

we might as well send al-qaeda
bronze bin laden statues

to erect in front of all
their training camps.

Within days, there will be
a million more recruits

ready to sign up.

Do you even understand the
concept of martyrdom?

- Of course. I do.

- This isn't a war
about one man.

Bin laden is an ideologue,

not some plutocrat running
a banana Republic.

His people actually believe.

It's bin laden-ism
we're up against,

not just bin laden.

- Martin, I have to say that I
agree with John on this one.

- You are making a mistake, sir.

- You can't even guarantee
that bin laden will be there.

There's simply too much risk.

- Someday this administration
will be remembered

for the risks it didn't take

and the nerve it didn't have.

What are we gonna say
to the American widows

who want to know what
could have been done

to protect their husbands?

- Does your unit at Alec station

have any other intel that
i-49 should know about?

Anything from that phone
number we gave you?

- You're getting
everything we're getting.

- Bless me father,
for I have sinned.

My last confession was, um…

well, it was quite a while ago.

- How long are we talking about?

- I'm afraid it's been years.

- Okay, then.

May the lord be in your heart

and help you to confess
your sins with true sorrow.

- Father, the truth is,
I'm in sort of a bind.

I'm married, but I'm in
love with another woman.

She's actually a
member of your church.

- You're Liz egan's friend.
- I am.

- Did she send you to me?
O'Neill: She did.

I-I told her I wanted to start
taking communion again.

She advised that I
come talk to you.

Duffy: But the truth is,

you're actually
more than friends,

and she isn't aware of
your current situation,

and you're here
looking for advice.

- That's correct, father.

- Well, you'd better tell her
the truth about your wife.

I've known Liz a long time.

I served that girl
her first communion.

Honesty is everything to her.

- I-I plan on telling
her very soon,

but first I need to get out

of my marriage with
minimal damage.

My current wife is extremely
devoted to her faith,

and I'm seeing her for
dinner this week.

I was hoping we could
start a dialogue.

- I'm afraid divorce
in the catholic church

doesn't occur without
consequence.

And annulling a marriage is a
long and difficult process.

And perhaps the single
most important aspect

of this process

is that it needs to be mutual.

[Solemn music]

[♫♫]

- Here we have a 13th
century illustration

from the book of games.

A Christian and a
Muslim playing chess.

It's a game of strategy
modeled on war.

You can play it fast.
You can play it slow.

A single game can last for days.

The game of chess
originated in India

and made its way to Europe

by way of islamic

and byzantine transmission

by the 11th century.

In literature there's strong
evidence of Muslim influence

in Christian masterworks.

[Moaning]

[Upbeat music playing]

[♫♫]

- Those are the gancio bit
loafers by ferragamo.

The finest black patent leather.

Would you like to try them on?

- Um… how much?

- Those are currently
on sale for 425.

[Suspenseful music]

[♫♫]

[No audible dialogue]

[♫♫]

Marsh: And six calls
in Kuala Lumpur.

Who the hell is
this Ahmed al-hada?

- And why is he getting
all these calls?

- They're coming in
from Afghanistan.

Pakistan. Malaysia.

- Is this guy at
the level of ubl?

- He obviously has
some kind of power.

- [Speaking arabic]

You're so skinny.

Don't they feed you in New York?

- I promise you I
eat like a horse.

The city takes the
weight off you.

- New clothes, by the way.

- Soufan: Thank you, mama.

- And those shoes. I thought the
government didn't pay you well.

- I find the bargains.

What's this?

- What does it look like?

- She's taking the veil?

- I hope you're going to mosque.

- I have been recently.

- How's school?
- School's fine.

- [Speaking arabic] When did
you start wearing that?

- Last month. You don't approve?

- No, no, I approve.

I'm just surprised.

- Come make a plate before mom
gets very, very disappointed.

[Traditional music playing]

- Hey.

- [Speaking arabic] Make
sure you fill it up.

- Hi.
- You must be Ali.

- I am. And you are?
- Foziah.

- So you know my sister?

- I know your sister
and your mother.

I moved to Scranton
three years ago.

- You have a Lebanese accent.

- [Chuckles] You
have a good ear.

- [Speaking arabic] Beirut?

- Zahlah.

- So what brought
you to the states?

- Uh, my studies. I'm
in nursing school.

Just finished my third semester.

- Congratulations.
Is it going well?

- So far, yes.

Your sister says you
live in New York.

- In Brooklyn. Have you been?

- Uh, last year during
semester break I visited

for the weekend.

I went ice skating in
rockefeller center,

which was fun, although
I fell down more

than all the children.

Mostly just felt like
a stupid tourist,

but I would like to
someday live there.

- Everyone dreams
of New York City.

- I see you two
have finally met.

Maria: Willa, stop picking
at your green beans.

This isn't an art project.

- How's soccer practice?

- All we do is run.

O'Neill: Well,
conditioning's important.

You don't want to run out of
gas late in the second period.

- Half.
- What?

- Soccer has two halves.

- Hockey has periods.
- Right.

Dinner was terrific.

That meatloaf.

- The girls love seeing you.

- Well, I'm not so
sure about that.

Celia can barely look at me.

- She's just going
through a phase.

- Yeah, what, an anti-dad phase?

I smiled at her.

She practically turned to stone.

- She misses you.

She's just shy about it.

[Dishes clattering]

You staying the night?

I'm happy to make up
the sofa for you.

- I gotta work
early in New York,

then I'm headed to D.C.

I think I'll pay a visit
to cardinal hickey.

- Why are you going to
see cardinal hickey?

Is his health okay?
- Routine visit.

I'll bring him some
cigars, shoot the breeze.

He did marry us, after all.

- He certainly did.

Please give him my best.

[Tense music]

[♫♫]

Tenet: And what kind of
a bird hunt is this?

Schmidt: They're hunting
the houbara bustard.

It's an endangered bird

known for its speed and cunning,

as well as its potency
as an aphrodisiac.

- So you want to
launch a missile

at a campsite that includes
uae royal falconers.

- Yes, sir, they'll be
encamped in the desert

just south of kandahar.

And I believe the probability

of dispatching ubl
is extraordinary.

- Have you pitched this
to Richard Clarke?

- I'm pitching it to you.

- Why aren't you in
Leonard bliss' office?

He's your immediate superior.

Schmidt: This is extremely
time-sensitive.

Sir, um…

if we're serious about
neutralizing al-qaeda,

I really believe this is an
incredibly important moment.

We may never have another
shot as clear as we do now.

I'm getting hourly updates
from Pakistan that say

that bin laden is
going to be there.

- Martin, the chain of
command is an important,

I would even say
essential, system

for effective agency function.

Would you agree with
that assertion?

- Even the finest of
systems has its flaws.

- Is that so?
Schmidt: In physics…

there is, well, degradation
in an isolated system.

For instance,

when two billiard balls collide,

there is consequence.

The energy available for
more work is lessened.

Momentum is compromised.

- Are you suggesting
there's some degradation

here at the agency?
- No, sir, but at times,

there may be a lack of momentum.

- Martin.

Might I make a suggestion?

- Of course.

Tenet: Save your
physics metaphors

for later in life

when you are regaling
naive college students

about your legendary
time at the agency.

Use the chain of command.
It exists for a reason.

In other words…

get the hell out of my office.

[Clears throat] Leonard
bliss, please.

George tenet.

Hey, Leonard.

Guess who was just in my office.

[Engine roaring]

[Gunfire]

[Indistinct chatter]

[♫♫]

Marsh: "Qimma" means
"mountaintop" or "peak."

Schmidt: What mountain?

Why are they going
to a mountain?

- I doubt they're
into hang gliding.

Maureen: Qimma, qimma, qimma…

it's like "aqaba" from
"Lawrence of Arabia."

- "Aqaba, aqaba, aqaba…"

- oh, I love all the
camels in that movie.

Amy: The camels? What
about Peter O'Toole?

Leigh: Doesn't he have
just the bluest eyes?

And they really surge
when the bedouins

give him those desert
robes to wear.

Maureen: I think he looks like
Julie Andrews half the time.

Judith: Well, and then
there's Anthony Quinn

wearing all that fake Tanner.

Amy: "My mother mated
with a scorpion."

Leigh: "Aqaba…"

[suspenseful music]

[♫♫]

- What is it?

- It's not the messenger.

They're not calling him.
It's the message.

Ahmed al-hada is the goddamn
al-qaeda switchboard.

- Hada's the conduit?
Marsh: He's simply…

relaying messages.

- Summit!

Judith: Wait, what about summit?

- Qimma is not mountaintop.

- But it is mountaintop.
- It's a homonym.

- That's the literal
translation from arabic.

- Qimma means mountaintop,
but it also means summit.

- A summit meeting.
Schmidt: In Malaysia.

All roads lead to
southeast Asia.

- Qimma…

- [Speaking foreign language]

[♫♫]

[Speaking foreign language]

[♫♫]

Man: Ready! Aim!

Fire!

[Line trilling]

Stuart: Vince Stuart.
- What's a guy got to do to get

a good 12-ounce
filet around here?

- Boss.

O'Neill: How's life
on the walrus farm?

- They're wearing
sweaters in August.

They don't even know
what season we're in.

It's 82 degrees outside. They
never leave the building.

You have no idea how glad
I am to hear your voice.

- You got anything for
me on this hada guy?

- Hold on. I'll call
you right back.

[Tense music]

[♫♫]

- Excuse me.

[♫♫]

[Line trilling]

- Talk to me. Stuart:
Boss, I got nothin'.

They're slugging me out
on all the cables.

They fucking close the blinds

every time I walk by
the conference room.

O'Neill: What about Toni-Ann?

- Same situation, they…

[engine turns over
in the distance]

They treat us like we're
their friggin' hostages.

- Listen to me.

You and Toni-Ann
keep a low profile.

I'm gonna see what I can
come up with on my end.

[Quiet conversing]

Schmidt: A redundancy?

I'm the one who's been
leading this thing.

- Oh, yeah? As I see it,
you're leading Alec station

into a wild goose
chase of absurdity.

It's like watching
the Marx brothers.

"Animal crackers" makes
more sense to me!

Look what happened in khost.

Or should I say,
what didn't happen.

Zawahiri's probably
laughing at us

in some fucking shag-carpeted
cave in the tora bora.

- Well, you can't
fire me, Leonard.

You can move me to
the broom closet,

you can make me process
meaningless cables all day,

but you cannot fire me.

Schmidt: Once in the agency,
always in the agency, right?

- Ahmed al-hada.
What's the update?

- I'm trading calls
with Alec station.

- You're trading?
- Well, I'm calling.

They're not calling me back.

- How many times have you tried?

- Five. I'm happy to keep at it.

- No, don't worry about it.

Thanks, Margie.

Could you close the
door on your way out?

[Line trilling]

Man: U.S. attorney's office.
- Mary Jo white, please.

[Phone beeps] Man: John
O'Neill, line one.

- John O'Neill, the
best dressed bureau man

since James b. Adams.

O'Neill: How are you, Mary Jo?
- I'm sleep deprived

but hanging in there.

- Well, show me a
United States attorney

that gets eight
hours' sleep at night

and I'll show you a
flying rhinoceros.

White: Hey, as long as the
Yankees keep winning,

I got nothing to complain about.

- Yeah, let's hope they don't
blow it in the postseason

like they did last year.

- Not a chance. Not this team.

We got the secret weapon.

O'Neill: Yeah? Who's that?
- Chuck knoblauch.

He's like the human
Swiss army knife,

can do a little bit
of everything.

How are you, John?

- To be honest, no so great.
White: Talk to me.

- I'm trying to get the take
from a suspect in Yemen

that I believe is linked
to bin laden and al-qaeda,

but the jackimoes
over at Alec station

are being stingy.

I even got two people
working in their unit,

but they're completely
icing them out.

I'm at the end of my rope here.

- Did you call the
counterterrorism ad?

O'Neill: I did, and been
calling Alec station all day,

but, you know, I'm
running out of Patience.

- What about Louis freeh?

- The utterance
of his name alone

is like a knife in my spleen.

White: That bad, huh?

- In all seriousness, Mary Jo,

I'm getting low on options here.

Is there someone you can
talk to at justice?

I gotta have whatever intel

they might have on
this guy in Yemen.

His name is Ahmed al-hada.

- I'm writing that
name down now.

Ahmed al-hada.

John…

I'd be happy to put in a
call to Janet Reno for you.

- I'm buying you
dinner at delmonico's.

- But I can't promise
you anything.

- Jeff.
- Jim.

- Jim, right. What
can I do for you?

- Um… maybe we should,
uh, go into your office.

- No, we shouldn't.

- Okay, then, uh… - what's this?

- It's a report that shows
your credit card was declined

at Duane street tavern
the other night.

- Do me a favor and nod
once and walk away from me.

- Wh…

- nod one time,

and walk…

away.

[Under breath] Fucking mosquito.

Shred that.

[♫♫]

[Elevator bell dings]

[♫♫]

[Choral music]

[♫♫]

[Choral music continues]

[♫♫]

- I hate to say it, John, but…

regarding your prospects
with Elizabeth,

you're looking at
an uphill battle.

In order to remarry
within the church,

you have to first nullify
your current marriage.

It sounds like Maria isn't
necessarily gonna cooperate.

- She's still hanging on.
To what, I don't know.

- She obviously still loves you.

- Oh, we've been over for
a long time, cardinal.

- When you and
Maria got married,

you took an oath before god,

and there are consequences
for breaking that oath.

If the marriage is not
properly nullified,

then not only can you not
remarry within the church

but you cannot receive
the holy eucharist.

- What about Maria?

Would she be able
to take communion?

- No, not under these
circumstances.

- But my abandoning
the marriage,

it wasn't… that
wasn't her fault.

- Unfortunately, god does
not see it that way.

- Well, Maria has
to take communion.

It's that important to her.

- As it should be.

You came to me today
looking for a loophole.

- Well, we are in Washington.
- [Laughs]

- You sure there's not some
little crack in the magisterium

that would allow Maria to
maintain her good standing?

- Well…

if you were to die.

How's that for a loophole?

John, if you're serious
about marrying Elizabeth,

talk to your wife.

[Solemn music]

[♫♫]

- He bivouacs among the stacks.

- Cast out like quasimodo.

- From the ladies and me.

- Worried I'll get scurvy?

- In China, an orange
symbolizes life,

a new beginning.

- Then I better not eat it.

- Martin, you started this.

Nobody else at the
agency foresaw

what's happening with al-qaeda.

You are the prophet.

We wouldn't have
gotten the hada phone

or the Malaysia meeting

without your leadership,
your vision.

Every single person at
Alec station is devoted

to cracking this thing.

The ladies and I are
working around the clock,

and we're constantly
asking ourselves,

"what would Martin think?"

- What about bliss?
- Bliss…

is a coat hanger with
a cheap shirt on it.

He has nothing of your
knowledge and instinct.

And fuck bliss.

Right now, I'm here with you,

and I will keep
coming to see you,

and I'll bring you
news of our progress.

You have my undivided
devotion, Martin.

You have to believe me.

- I believe you.

[Shudders]

[♫♫]

[Indistinct chatter]

- [Speaks arabic]
Glory be to Allah.

It is as if Allah himself
has sent you to us.

- As Saudi citizens…

you can easily acquire U.S.
visas.

- So my sister introduces
me to this woman.

She's clearly Lebanese.
Speaks excellent english.

Very good accent.
- What's her name?

- Foziah. She's new to Scranton.

So we're having a perfectly
nice conversation

when my mother interrupts.

She is so pleased we're
finally talking.

It turns out the whole
thing is a setup.

- Like a setupsetup.
- Yeah.

- What did you think of her?
Was she nice?

- She was very nice.

- Pretty?
- She was pretty.

- Good body?

- She seemed fit.

But I couldn't really tell.

She wore long pants
and a blouse.

Heather: Well, it's all
about the collarbones.

If they're pronounced,
it usually means

that they have a good body.

Good collarbones, good ass.

Fuzzy?

- Foziah.

- What did you and
foziah talk about?

- The food. The company.
Her studies.

She's enrolled in the nursing
program at the local college.

What?

- What are you doing right now?

- I'm, um, telling you about

my visit to my mother's house.

Heather: Look…

I like you, Ali.

I really do. I like you a lot.

But I have to be
honest with you.

I don't… I don't
really understand

what's going on right now.

I mean, you're, like,
this incredibly handsome,

seemingly thoughtful,
seemingly soulful,

uh… enigma.

All I know about you is
that you grew up in Beirut,

you lived through the civil war,

and that you work
for the government

in some mysterious,
classified way.

- All of this is true.

- And then every time
we get together,

your phone eventually rings,

and you get pulled away
on some job thing.

- Every time?

- We've been on three dates,
and it's happened three times.

- It's off.

- I guess what I'm wondering is,

what exactly do
you want from me?

Do you want to be my buddy?
'Cause we could do that.

We could, like, get
together once a week,

drink 40s, play video games,

down a few pints of haagen dazs.

We could do the
crossword puzzle.

- Heather, I'm trying to
tell you about my life.

- But like a buddy.
- Not like a buddy.

- You just spent the
last five minutes

telling me about franzia.

- Foziah.
- Whatever her name is.

That's what buddies do.

They tell each other anecdotes
about their dating lives.

- I have absolutely no
interest in foziah.

- Pretty, well-spoken,
nicely put together foziah?

- I'm positive, and I don't
want to play video games

with you either, okay?
- Really? Are you sure?

Because there's this new
game out on PlayStation.

"Gran turismo."

High-end car racing.

Apparently the graphics
are super lifelike.

My students are raving about it.

- Seriously, Heather.

I definitely want us to
be more than buddies.

- Oh, really?

Do you want to talk
more about that?

- I would do things. With you.

To you. With…

fervent intensity
and great care.

- Oh.

Okay, then.

Are you still hungry?

- Why?

Would you like some ice cream?
Heather: No.

I want to take you home.

To my place.

Where there are no video games.

- [Speaking arabic] They are acting
as if we are the chosen ones.

- Why are you doubting this?

- I'm not.

- You don't looked convinced.

- Hoda is pregnant.

- Then Allah will
take care of her.

- [Whispering] I could watch
you sleep all morning.

- Is it…

sort of like watching
a homeless guy

who passes out at the movies?

- Not at all.

- Was I snoring?
Thrashing around?

- No, the opposite. You…

you hardly even move.

By the way…

it looks like I might
be moving to New York.

- New York City?

- No, New York, south Dakota.

Of course, New York City.

Lou wants me to manage
one of our new branches

in the east village.

- That's great news, sher.

Congratulations.

- You have beautiful
collarbones,

by the way.

[Method man feat. Mary j.
Blige's "you're all I need"]

[♫♫]

Method man: ♪ shorty, I'm there ♪
♪ for you anytime you need me ♪

♪ for real, girl, it's me ♪
♪ in your world, believe me ♪

♪ nothin' make a man ♪
♪ feel better than a woman ♪

♪ queen with a crown ♪
♪ that be down for whatever ♪

♪ there are few things ♪
♪ that's forever, my lady ♪

♪ we can make war ♪
♪ or make babies ♪

♪ back when I was nothing ♪

♪ you made a brother feel like ♪
♪ he was something ♪

♪ that's why I'm with you to ♪
♪ this day, boo, no frontin' ♪

♪ even when the skies were gray ♪
♪ you would rub me on my back ♪

♪ and say, "baby, ♪
♪ it'll be okay" ♪

♪ now that's real to a brother ♪
♪ like me, baby ♪

♪ never, ever ♪
♪ give my cootie away ♪

♪ and keep it tight, aight ♪

♪ and i'ma walk these dogs ♪
♪ so we can live ♪

♪ in a fat ass crib ♪
♪ with thousands of kids ♪

♪ word life, you don't need ♪
♪ a ring to be my wife ♪

♪ just be there for me ♪
♪ and i'ma make sure we ♪

♪ be livin' in the effing ♪
♪ lap of luxury ♪

♪ I'm realizing that you didn't ♪
♪ have to funk with me ♪

♪ but you did ♪
♪ now I'm going all out, kid ♪

♪ and I got mad love to give, ♪
♪ you my nigga ♪

♪ you're all I need ♪

♪ to get by ♪

Blige: ♪ all I need ♪

[♫♫]

Method man: ♪ and
you don't stop ♪

♪ yeah, yeah ♪

Blige: ♪ you're all I need ♪

Method man: ♪ cootie
and the chick ♪

Blige: ♪ like sweet
morning dew ♪

♪ I took one look at you ♪

♪ and it was plain to see, ♪
♪ you were my destiny ♪

♪ with you I'll spend my time ♪

♪ I'll dedicate my life ♪

♪ I'll sacrifice for you ♪

♪ dedicate my life to you ♪

Method man: ♪ I got
a love Jones ♪

♪ for your body ♪
♪ and your skin tone ♪

♪ five minutes alone, ♪
♪ I'm already on the bone ♪

♪ plus I love the fact ♪
♪ you got a mind of your own ♪

♪ no need to shop around, ♪
♪ you got the good stuff at home ♪

♪ even if I'm locked up, ♪
♪ knowing you in the world ♪

♪ rocking three-fourths ♪
♪ of cloth ♪

♪ never showing your stuff off, ♪
♪ boo ♪

♪ it be true, me for you, ♪
♪ that's how it is ♪

♪ I'll be your Noah, ♪
♪ you be my wiz ♪

♪ I'm your mister, ♪
♪ you my missus ♪

♪ with hugs and kisses ♪

♪ Valentine cards ♪
♪ and birthday wishes? ♪

♪ Please, we on another level ♪
♪ of planning ♪

♪ of understanding the bond ♪
♪ between man and woman ♪

♪ and child, ♪
♪ the highest elevation ♪

♪ 'cause we above all that ♪
♪ romance crap ♪

♪ just show your love ♪