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Hang on there, Clyde!
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Sorry, miss, we're closed.
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Just look at what I'm selling!
You'll plotz!
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Good work, Harley girl.
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Now, what would be a suitable trade
for our joke in the box?
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For some reason,
this just speaks to me.
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What do you think, Harl?
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It's you, puddin'!
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Awfully nice
doing business with you.
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Thanks.
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What a pleasant fellow.
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It's weird. All this junk and the Joker
only takes one lousy statue.
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Especially since we've heard on the streets
he's desperate for cash these days.
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Things are never what they seem
with the Joker.
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I guess the night
brings out all the wackos.
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It was made of jade,
worth maybe one hundred grand.
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I'd like a closer look.
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Hey, he can't leave
a crime scene with evidence.
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You want to stop him?
Be my guest!
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According to this, the Laughing Dragon
has own reputation.
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Ever since it was carved in China,
nearly thirty years ago...
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...it has passed to several owners,
all of them died prematurely.
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And I can tell you why.
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This so called jade is admitting
low level radiation.
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Alfred, isn't Bruce Wayne about due
for a trip to Metropolis?
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Yes but do you think
this is a appropriate time?
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I'd say the timing
couldn't be better.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the press,...
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...if you stay calm, you may
actually live to write about this.
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Is the president secured?
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Copy. We've already informed him...
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...about changing flight plans.
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Let's make an example of this hero.
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A very tragic example,
I'm afraid, Miss...?
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Lane.
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Lane? Lois Lane?
The one Superman always saves?
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Afraid, so.
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Thanks for strapping me in.
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Happy I can help out, Mr. President.
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I hope I didn't shake you
and the others up too bad.
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I had to say,
I've got used to it.
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Um, Superman?
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Yes?
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Um, how can I put this:
I was just thinking...
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...it might be nice
to see each other...
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...when I wasn't, I don't know,
falling out a window or something.
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Not that I'm not grateful for all the times
you've helped me, you understand.
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- I understand.
- You do?
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- It's the First National Bank.
- You better go. People might...
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...get hurt.
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"I understand, Lois."
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"Really, you do?
Yep, you're a complete moron."
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"Why thank you, Superman,
I think I'm a total loser, too." Jeez.
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"A grateful president
with stocks heartfelt thanks...
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"...to Metropolis' favourite son,
Superman."
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Favourite son of a...
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Mercy!
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Start the car.
I'm coming down.
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Right away, Lex.
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The office, now.
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Swell, Mr. L.
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Mr. L.? Mercy?
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Oh, yeah. She had a little accident.
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All right, missy.
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I don't know what your game is
but I promise you,...
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...you'll pay dearly for this!
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You're dead!
Do you hear me?
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Whoa, momma,
check out the cute hitchhiker!
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Joker.
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Lexy, you old kid.
Do I have a deal for you.
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Rich Corinthian leather.
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What do you want?
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I sense we are kindred spirits,
you and I.
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Oh, there are differences,
to be sure... like hair.
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But underneath it all, we are both
entreprenuers, men of vision.
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We see an opportunity, we grab it.
Am I right?
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Right.
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But in the past few weeks,
I've had run a bad luck.
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Bad luck that it wears a cape.
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Thanks to that miserable
pointy ear rodent Batman...
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...all my operations in Gotham City
had been shut down.
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But you too, have an over-growned
bully in long underwear...
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...which brings me
to my little proposition.
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I'm listening.
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Pay me one billion dollars,
and I'll kill Superman!
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What makes you think
you can kill Superman...
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...when you can't even handle
a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?
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There's nothing mere
about that mortal!
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Besides, I have read up
on your fly boy.
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I know his weakness.
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See? Solid Kryptonite.
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You know, I can't be connected
to this anyway.
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Oh, you'll be Mr. Clean, I promise.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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LEXCORP AIR FIELD
PRIVATE
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I hear Wayne's deal with the Lexcorp
could run into the billions.
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- He is a high roller.
- I hear, he's nothing but Gotham trash.
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Rich, spoiled and...
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...absolutely gorgeous!
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Mr. Wayne!
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- What brings you to Metropolis?
- How long will you stay?
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Quick, is my hair straight?
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Excuse me.
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Aren't you the famous Lois Lane?
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Me? Famous? Well, hardly.
I mean... This is Clark Kent.
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Mr. Wayne.
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I've read all about your adventure
on Air Force One.
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You are quite a news maker.
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No more than you.
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Which brings up the question,
why you are in town?
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Mr. Wayne, your car.
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Maybe we can discuss it
over dinner, if you are available.
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Totally. I... I mean, I think so.
I'll have to check my... Ok, yes.
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Great. I'll pick you up at eight.
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More to figure, a guy named Weasel,
can cook this good?
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Ceasar Carlini, my old pal!
Why I haven't seen you since...
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Wait, I've never seen you, have I?
You need to get out more.
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- Who is this clown?
- Not clown. Joker.
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I'm in town on business
and I need a place to hang my hat.
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Try a motel night.
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But it will be so much cosier
at your place, like a sleepover.
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Are you nuts? Kill him!
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Can I play too?
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Carlini, all that spicy food.
You look a little gassy.
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No! Stop!
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Holly guacamole.
Looks like you need a new leader.
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I nominate me.
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I'm sec in the nomination.
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All apposed?
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They found him like this
at the city dump.
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- The lights are on, but nobody is home.
- But we know who did it.
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He is telling us right now.
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As you can see, WayneLex T-7
contrives the most difficult terrain...
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...never losing sight of
it's ultimate target.
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14,8 seconds.
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- Congratulations.
- This is your project too, you know.
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Well, I'm proud of the work
both our teams have done.
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These robots are gonna revolutionize
unman space travel.
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Actually, they're maybe useful
closer to Earth.
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The Joint Chief has showned
tremendous interest.
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It doesn't take much imagination
to invasion these robots on the battlefield.
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Except I won't allowed.
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- What?
- I don't like guns.
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Well, Bruce, I think
I have something to say about this.
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Not according to our deal.
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All technological applications
need my approval first.
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Blame it on me, Lex.
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Tell your pals at the Pentagon
I just don't have the magination.
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So he just appears
when there is trouble?
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No special signal?
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He's not like your Batman,
thank goodness.
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Then how do you contact him?
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Committing a felony helps.
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Listen, you seem awfully
interested in Superman.
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Do you want me to fix you two up?
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Sorry.
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No, I'm sorry. It's just that
I was hoping to get away from...
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...the subject of the "Man of Steel"
for one night.
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I've been a little too consumed
with him lately.
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Maybe we could change subjects.
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- No more men in tights.
- Deal.
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So just keep your ears open.
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Let me know if you hear
any buzz about The Joker.
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Sure thing, Mr. Kent.
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Eh, but, eh, which one?
There's lots of jokers around here.
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Hey, sweetheart!
What are you, dead? Come around!
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What's going on?
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Who is he?
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It's been a long time, Binko.
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I heard your boss Carlini
has been replaced.
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We need to talk!
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Get him!
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Where's the Joker?
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Who knows?
Makin' ha-ha with Harley Quinn.
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I don't know! Honest! I never
went back after he muscled him!
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I don't want nothing to do
with that clown.
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That's enough.
I think you got your answer.
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I heard you were crazy,
but I didn't think you were stupid.
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Bruce Wayne?
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- You peeked.
- I won't let vigilantism in my town.
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You'll be rid of me,
as soon as I find the Joker.
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That may not be soon enough.
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It doesn't take much, does it?
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The Joker has twenty pounds more
where this came from.
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I thought you might want to know.
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Hello.
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Hi. I just wanted to let you know
I'll be in late tomorrow.
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I'm having breakfast with Bruce.
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Isn't that special?
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Do I detect a note of disapproval?
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You were the one
who compared him to garbage.
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Well, I was wrong.
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He's very thoughtful
and much deeper...
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...than the gossip mongers
would let you believe.
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You'd be surprised.
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Would I know?
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I'll let you go,
so you count sheep...
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...or whatever you
Kansas boys dream about.
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Bye.
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Touch�.
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"...the Senator declined comment."
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Done.
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And not a moment too soon.
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Bruce! When did you...?
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About three paragraphs ago.
I didn't want to distract you.
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Ready to due the town?
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Give me a minute to see the Chief.
Then I'm all yours.
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Clark, keep an eye
on Bruce, will you?
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I'll be right back.
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Actually Lois...
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Don't be intimidated.
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Regale him with mad cab tales
of the nightlife in Smallville.
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She never stops, doesn't she?
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Not that I've noticed.
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Any luck find the comedian?
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Three nights, and not
so much as a green hair.
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Of course, you have been dividing
your time between work and Lois.
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Is that a problem?
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Let's just say I'm concerned.
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Your reputation is... dubious.
In and out of costume.
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Don't worry.
I'm taking Lois quite seriously.
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Besides, it seems to me,
you had your chance.
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So, Mr. Wayne,
ready to sweet me of my feet?
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Be seein' you.
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This city is gorgeous at night.
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Is it? I wasn't looking at the city.
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Lois, about Clark Kent.
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Are you and he... I mean...
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No, Bruce. Your only competition
flew away some time ago.
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My, you do live dangerously.
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Don't you realize you're moving in
on Superman's main squeeze?
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And then I said...
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Huh?
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Take your hands of her, you...
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See that he's street pizza!
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In this town, some flying fool
could have caught him!
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Well, aren't we tenacious?
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Catch you next time, Brucie.
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00:23:28,569 --> 00:23:31,299
Swell. Now, Gotham
sending us their wackos.
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Don't worry, Mr. Wayne.
The S.I.U. will get her back safe and sound.
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Thank you, inspector.
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You realize, she's just a bait.
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00:23:42,183 --> 00:23:44,811
- I'll be careful.
- Careful won't cut it out.
248
00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:49,217
- With Joker, expect the unexpected.
- Maybe you should remember that.
249
00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:59,927
Think of it, Miss Lane.
This rock is more precious than gold.
250
00:24:00,201 --> 00:24:04,331
One tinny chip will go for thousands
on the collectors market...
251
00:24:04,939 --> 00:24:07,339
...after it kills your fly boy.
252
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:22,121
- You sick, demented, murdering freak!
- How rude!
253
00:24:26,293 --> 00:24:29,558
Half for now and half for later.
254
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:33,926
You've got a front-row seat
for the story of the century, my dear.
255
00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:36,162
The death of Superman.
256
00:25:17,111 --> 00:25:18,840
S.I.U., Turpin.
257
00:25:19,413 --> 00:25:22,703
Leave the screen, "turnip".
I wanna talk to the boy in blue.
258
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,905
If you got something
to say clown, say it to...
259
00:25:25,619 --> 00:25:28,486
I'm here, Joker.
What have you done with Lois Lane?
260
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:33,321
She's right here, Superman,
and she'd love to see you.
261
00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:37,320
Want to know where "here" is?
262
00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:38,659
Don't blink.
263
00:25:45,406 --> 00:25:48,102
Got the pictures, Supie?
Come alone.
264
00:25:49,043 --> 00:25:52,444
No cops or little Lois dies laughing.
265
00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:57,146
Wait! What picture?
What did he mean?
266
00:26:25,346 --> 00:26:29,749
More powerful than a locomotive...
and just about as subtle.
267
00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:36,315
I'm flattered,
you put on your Sunday best.
268
00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:39,648
Where is she, Joker?
269
00:26:39,894 --> 00:26:41,293
Forget about Lois.
270
00:26:43,097 --> 00:26:45,088
Fix your eyes on this!
271
00:26:51,639 --> 00:26:53,392
Now, I'll asking once more.
272
00:27:00,681 --> 00:27:04,981
I don't understand.
I had it all planned so perfectly.
273
00:27:10,591 --> 00:27:12,286
Oh, wait. That's is!
274
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,758
What?
275
00:27:13,994 --> 00:27:17,122
Silly me. I forgot the acid.
276
00:27:30,978 --> 00:27:32,946
What's the matter, Supie?
277
00:27:36,183 --> 00:27:38,835
No steam left in the old locomotive?
278
00:28:06,613 --> 00:28:08,706
I hope you're taking notes.
279
00:28:11,318 --> 00:28:12,542
Not now.
280
00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,550
But puddin',
Batman has headed your way!
281
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:17,079
Get out.
282
00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:26,397
Pardon my haste exit.
We have a pest control problem.
283
00:28:28,736 --> 00:28:31,068
Feel free to expire any time.
284
00:29:04,772 --> 00:29:06,262
I'll be back in a moment.
285
00:29:14,248 --> 00:29:16,842
Two of the prize of one!
I love it.
286
00:29:17,151 --> 00:29:20,814
And the best part is,
you're all going out with a smile.
287
00:29:21,722 --> 00:29:23,553
Have a happy ending!
288
00:29:34,134 --> 00:29:35,624
Hydrochloric Acid.
289
00:29:36,103 --> 00:29:38,401
It will take a week
to eat through the wall.
290
00:29:38,739 --> 00:29:40,939
No, wait.
291
00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:43,738
Kryptonite.
292
00:30:02,296 --> 00:30:05,561
Snap out of it, Kent,
or Joker gets the last laugh.
293
00:30:11,705 --> 00:30:13,138
Keep your heads down!
294
00:30:22,049 --> 00:30:24,449
- They're loose.
- That's not fair.
295
00:30:30,357 --> 00:30:31,824
It's over, Joker.
296
00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:38,662
It hasn't begun, Supie!
297
00:30:40,834 --> 00:30:42,358
He's gotta be kidding.
298
00:30:50,177 --> 00:30:53,212
- They're grenades!
- Expect the unexpected.
299
00:31:08,428 --> 00:31:11,454
Thank you. I couldn't
have saved Lois without your help.
300
00:31:11,532 --> 00:31:12,692
I'm aware of that.
301
00:31:31,485 --> 00:31:34,113
Bruce! Bruce Wayne.
He was with me when Joker...
302
00:31:34,354 --> 00:31:38,654
- Is he all right? Do you know?
- He is fine. Just fine.
303
00:31:47,935 --> 00:31:51,803
I wish to assure all of Metropolis that
this explosion was not nuclear...
304
00:31:51,872 --> 00:31:54,204
...and presents no danger
to the community.
305
00:31:54,274 --> 00:31:55,764
Now, if you excuse me.
306
00:31:55,842 --> 00:31:58,072
And what about the Joker,
Mr. Luthor?
307
00:31:58,112 --> 00:32:00,444
You didn't answer the question.
What about Joker?
308
00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:01,445
You heard the man.
309
00:32:05,452 --> 00:32:08,243
What could have possessed me
to trust that clown?
310
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:14,518
Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman!
Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!
311
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,191
I know, you are trying
to cheer me up, Harley.
312
00:32:19,466 --> 00:32:22,833
But you see, anytime I lost
a billion dollar deal...
313
00:32:22,936 --> 00:32:25,001
...it really kills my appetite!
314
00:32:44,224 --> 00:32:48,125
Honestly, Lex, don't you think
I feel bad enough already?
315
00:32:49,496 --> 00:32:51,698
You maniac! You idiot!
316
00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:54,199
How dare you use one of
my laboratories for your...
317
00:32:54,201 --> 00:32:55,190
Harley.
318
00:32:57,304 --> 00:32:59,033
Put him down, baldy!
319
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:00,662
Mercy!
320
00:33:02,876 --> 00:33:04,605
Here's for that punch in the face!
321
00:33:04,811 --> 00:33:07,575
Can't we discuss this
like gentlemen?
322
00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:12,679
Oh, listen to
Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!
323
00:33:15,522 --> 00:33:17,990
Thank you.
Have a seat, please.
324
00:33:21,662 --> 00:33:22,856
Banzai!
325
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:29,125
You owe me an explanation.
326
00:33:29,403 --> 00:33:31,398
The lab was a perfect setup.
327
00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:33,905
How did I know
old bat brat would show up?
328
00:33:33,974 --> 00:33:36,340
Batman?
He followed you to Metropolis?
329
00:33:37,811 --> 00:33:39,779
Oh, right. Like it's my fault.
330
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,778
Look, I still got half of the kryptonite.
I can still finish the job.
331
00:33:44,251 --> 00:33:46,913
But if I have to cook
with two men in tights...
332
00:33:46,987 --> 00:33:48,477
...the prize goes up.
333
00:33:48,588 --> 00:33:49,646
Unacceptable.
334
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:53,557
If you can't handle some mental case
in a fright mask, our deal is off.
335
00:33:55,262 --> 00:33:56,889
Mercy, let's go!
336
00:33:57,564 --> 00:34:00,590
Keep in mind,
this is your last chance.
337
00:34:09,943 --> 00:34:14,123
- How you doin', slugger?
- A-okay, Mr. J.!
338
00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:25,884
Hey, Smallville!
Come in. What's up?
339
00:34:26,593 --> 00:34:29,084
I see you are holding up
after last night.
340
00:34:29,162 --> 00:34:30,322
I've been...
341
00:34:33,834 --> 00:34:35,859
I didn't realize you had company.
342
00:34:36,169 --> 00:34:38,603
You might at least
tell me why you stopped by.
343
00:34:38,839 --> 00:34:40,306
I have been nosing around.
344
00:34:40,374 --> 00:34:43,605
I think I may know why the Joker
is suddenly after Superman.
345
00:34:43,677 --> 00:34:45,868
Well, don't keep us in suspense.
346
00:34:46,947 --> 00:34:50,007
I think he is in chorus with
your boyfriend's business partner.
347
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,184
With Lex? Are you sure?
348
00:34:52,419 --> 00:34:54,284
I can't prove it, yet.
349
00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:58,155
I suppose I could ask him.
350
00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:11,298
What? Who?
351
00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:18,538
What do you want?
352
00:35:18,779 --> 00:35:22,560
Information. Regarding
a mutual of Queens.
353
00:35:22,649 --> 00:35:25,015
What are you talking about?
I don't know any...
354
00:35:27,888 --> 00:35:30,889
You know exactly who I mean.
Where is he?
355
00:35:31,224 --> 00:35:33,283
What kind of deal
have you made with him?
356
00:35:33,527 --> 00:35:35,392
I don't... I...
357
00:35:35,462 --> 00:35:37,623
- Mr. Luthor, are you alright?
- Who is in there?
358
00:35:37,697 --> 00:35:39,255
- Open up!
- He is in trouble.
359
00:35:39,332 --> 00:35:41,926
- The door is locked.
- I don't have the keys.
360
00:35:47,808 --> 00:35:50,003
Think about it. I'll be back.
361
00:35:52,145 --> 00:35:53,510
Allright, break it.
362
00:35:58,151 --> 00:35:59,982
- Mr. Luthor?
- Get out!
363
00:36:11,164 --> 00:36:13,132
Contact the clown immediately.
364
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:16,169
It appears we'll have to deal
with his friend after all.
365
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,829
A transfer?
366
00:36:21,475 --> 00:36:24,273
Just to the Planet's
Gotham City bureaux.
367
00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:27,179
Is this mean you and Bruce...
368
00:36:27,614 --> 00:36:30,797
We haven't made it formal
commitment or anything but...
369
00:36:30,798 --> 00:36:32,975
...yeah, it's that serious.
370
00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:34,981
Hey, chin up, Smallville.
371
00:36:35,055 --> 00:36:37,956
With me out of the picture,
you might get a shot a stardom.
372
00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:39,286
Lois! Clark!
373
00:36:39,726 --> 00:36:41,909
I just got the word
cruise ship SS Atlantis...
374
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,310
...has sending a distress call
200 miles off-shore.
375
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,969
Exactly. Call the Coast Guard to confirm
and cruise line for a statement.
376
00:36:51,438 --> 00:36:53,269
You're not out of here yet, Lane.
377
00:37:18,665 --> 00:37:21,498
LAFF NIGHT AT HOBBS BAY
378
00:37:22,068 --> 00:37:24,065
What the devil is he up to now?
379
00:37:25,005 --> 00:37:26,939
A change of attire, sir?
380
00:37:28,775 --> 00:37:31,266
How fast can we get to Hobbs Bay?
381
00:37:36,049 --> 00:37:39,116
If I maybe required
when you're home, sir?
382
00:37:50,430 --> 00:37:52,898
- What's the problem, captain?
- What do you mean?
383
00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:56,799
- You send out a distress call, didn't you?
- Not on my authorization.
384
00:38:03,276 --> 00:38:06,712
There is the culprit.
It's broadcasting an electronic beacon.
385
00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:09,978
If one of my crews is responsible
for this prank, they...
386
00:38:15,689 --> 00:38:17,418
What is it? What's happening?
387
00:38:22,829 --> 00:38:24,820
Whoever sent that distress signal...
388
00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:27,416
...just provided the distress.
389
00:38:40,947 --> 00:38:42,676
Copy-bat! Copy-bat!
390
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:46,776
Suffering from
propulsion envy, Batboy?
391
00:38:48,421 --> 00:38:49,513
TARGET IDENTIFIED
392
00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:56,759
Think of it's a welcome wagon Bats...
393
00:38:57,097 --> 00:39:00,225
...welcoming you
to the nearest mortuary.
394
00:39:48,715 --> 00:39:52,742
Oh, this could be a fair fight after all!
And who wants to see that?
395
00:40:49,242 --> 00:40:51,836
Evening, Miss Lane.
Where is Mr. Kent?
396
00:40:51,911 --> 00:40:53,640
Probably have asking some corn.
397
00:40:53,713 --> 00:40:55,613
- Mrs. Lane?
- Yeah, I'm still here.
398
00:40:57,016 --> 00:41:00,645
Superman is towing the ship to harbour?
Can you find out how close he is?
399
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:01,846
Yeah, I'll hold.
400
00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:14,795
Let me guess.
You're the only one here.
401
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,277
Is there something I should know?
402
00:41:41,327 --> 00:41:44,023
- How do I contact Superman?
- He's out at sea!
403
00:41:44,397 --> 00:41:46,490
Never around when you need him.
404
00:41:55,608 --> 00:41:57,803
Stay here. I'm the one it's after.
405
00:42:35,748 --> 00:42:36,715
Bruce?
406
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,193
So when were you going to tell me?
The honeymoon?
407
00:43:04,777 --> 00:43:06,244
Stay back.
408
00:43:12,302 --> 00:43:13,360
Did I miss anything?
409
00:43:13,987 --> 00:43:18,251
Reports to get the target acqusition
negative, Mr. Luthor. Sorry.
410
00:43:20,493 --> 00:43:21,858
He survived.
411
00:43:21,928 --> 00:43:25,022
He lasted long enough
to Superman to save him.
412
00:43:25,098 --> 00:43:27,293
- Then, they have the robot.
- I know.
413
00:43:27,567 --> 00:43:30,195
- But, Lex, they'll trace it back to you...
- I know!
414
00:43:31,871 --> 00:43:34,266
Call the clown.
I need one last meeting.
415
00:43:43,449 --> 00:43:47,847
- How could you have lied to me like that?
- Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman.
416
00:43:49,722 --> 00:43:51,713
You want to know
what really galls me?
417
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:55,158
I mean, besides the fact that
the new man in my life is really two men?
418
00:43:55,228 --> 00:43:58,095
It's that I'm sitting on
the hottest story of the year...
419
00:43:58,164 --> 00:44:02,594
..."Batman Unmasked!" and there's
not a blessed thing I can do about it!
420
00:44:03,569 --> 00:44:07,005
- Then you really do love me.
- I'll get some iodine for that scrape.
421
00:44:09,042 --> 00:44:11,533
Burning, stinging iodine.
422
00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:18,550
- I see, she is taking it well.
- It's ironic, you know.
423
00:44:19,052 --> 00:44:21,384
She likes Bruce Wayne
and she likes Superman.
424
00:44:21,554 --> 00:44:23,920
It's the other two guys
she's not crazy about.
425
00:44:24,157 --> 00:44:26,318
Too bad we can't mix-and-match.
426
00:44:27,894 --> 00:44:30,692
I'm not used to be rescued.
Thanks.
427
00:44:31,164 --> 00:44:32,392
I owe you one.
428
00:44:32,498 --> 00:44:36,229
That robot tonight, it came
from Lexcorp. I can prove it.
429
00:44:36,469 --> 00:44:39,905
That's why I'm here. I figured you might
wanna help me, bring Luthor in.
430
00:44:39,973 --> 00:44:42,548
A partnership? You're joking!
431
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:46,234
Actually I'm having trouble finding Luthor
and I thought you might have some ideas.
432
00:44:46,312 --> 00:44:50,578
I might. She's not gonna like this,
me leaving so soon for another fight.
433
00:44:50,783 --> 00:44:51,909
Tell me about it.
434
00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:56,647
That cut on your shoulder
look pretty nasty, Bruce.
435
00:44:56,723 --> 00:44:58,520
I know a good doctor who...
436
00:45:00,159 --> 00:45:01,353
Oh, no.
437
00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:04,423
Has to be done.
438
00:45:05,631 --> 00:45:10,295
I don't suppose a stern lecture on
unnecessary risk-taking is going to sway you.
439
00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:12,262
Sorry.
440
00:45:13,106 --> 00:45:16,337
I didn't think so.
Just be... careful.
441
00:45:19,712 --> 00:45:22,374
Look at all the toys!
442
00:45:22,815 --> 00:45:25,283
Santa has been good to you, Lex.
443
00:45:25,718 --> 00:45:28,482
Joker, we got serious problems.
444
00:45:33,393 --> 00:45:35,156
A flying wing!
445
00:45:35,395 --> 00:45:37,795
Twenty times bigger than Batman's.
446
00:45:37,997 --> 00:45:41,558
- And knowing you, a hundred times lethal!
- Joker!
447
00:45:41,934 --> 00:45:44,402
Did you bring
the rest of the cryptonite?
448
00:45:44,704 --> 00:45:47,434
Right here, cromedome.
What's the plan?
449
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:48,629
Pay back.
450
00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:55,642
What's so funny?
451
00:45:56,382 --> 00:45:59,613
Don't you get it, Harl?
We've been set up to take the fall.
452
00:45:59,886 --> 00:46:01,353
He can't do that.
453
00:46:01,687 --> 00:46:04,087
Oh, no? How is this sound?
454
00:46:04,624 --> 00:46:08,788
When I've heard that one of my robots
had been commandeer to kill Batman...
455
00:46:09,061 --> 00:46:14,987
...I personally came here to investigate
and much to my surprise, I found to you two.
456
00:46:15,101 --> 00:46:19,497
It'll be your words against puddin's.
I... I mean, Mr. J's.
457
00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:23,497
Somehow poodle, I don't think
we're gonna get the chance to say much.
458
00:46:23,610 --> 00:46:26,444
You... You mean,
he's gonna kill us?
459
00:46:26,779 --> 00:46:31,011
No, she is.
I'm horde violence.
460
00:46:37,523 --> 00:46:39,787
Now, this is funny, Mr. J...
461
00:46:40,126 --> 00:46:43,095
...except we never gonna collect
our billion bucks now.
462
00:46:43,162 --> 00:46:47,223
True, but I see
a delightful consolation prize.
463
00:46:54,073 --> 00:46:58,339
Taa-daa.
Nothing like a nice big smile.
464
00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:03,679
- All done.
- I love the personalize all my stuff.
465
00:47:06,986 --> 00:47:11,548
Very amusing. So how much is it
going to cost me to get out of this?
466
00:47:11,858 --> 00:47:14,156
I'm not a material guy, Lexy.
467
00:47:14,327 --> 00:47:17,160
No, what I want now
is for you to know...
468
00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:20,393
...what it feels like
to lose everything you have.
469
00:47:20,466 --> 00:47:24,960
Everything you've ever build,
like I lost everything to old Bat-boy.
470
00:47:30,009 --> 00:47:33,001
We have incoming.
Bats and fly boy!
471
00:47:33,246 --> 00:47:35,510
I'll be right in. B-bye.
472
00:47:57,203 --> 00:47:58,261
See anything?
473
00:47:58,337 --> 00:48:02,273
Luthor's been lining all his buildings
with lead. Blocks my X-ray vision.
474
00:48:02,341 --> 00:48:04,741
Well, there's always
the direct approach.
475
00:48:08,681 --> 00:48:10,080
You're learning.
476
00:48:18,925 --> 00:48:22,986
A little distraction would be useful
right now, wouldn't you say, Lexy?
477
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,444
I think your toys
can handle this by themselves.
478
00:48:43,516 --> 00:48:46,849
Besides, I hate to spoil
my new paint job.
479
00:48:47,687 --> 00:48:51,179
Now, let see here.
Ignition!
480
00:50:22,615 --> 00:50:26,046
- I couldn't have done it better myself.
- Helps if you're prepared.
481
00:51:12,732 --> 00:51:15,895
- Where is Luthor?
- Joker took him in the Lex Wing.
482
00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:18,562
He said, he'd make him lose
everything he ever build.
483
00:51:19,238 --> 00:51:21,365
Luthor has build half of Metropolis.
484
00:51:30,716 --> 00:51:33,207
Go after the Joker.
I shouldn't be long.
485
00:51:54,874 --> 00:51:56,899
How is it feel, Lexy boy?
486
00:51:56,976 --> 00:51:59,911
Everything with your name on it,
is going to be ravage.
487
00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:27,328
Batman! It's always Batman!
488
00:52:27,673 --> 00:52:30,164
What you got in the way of
air-to-air missiles, Lex?
489
00:52:30,242 --> 00:52:34,872
- You're asking "me" for help?
- If I go down, you go down.
490
00:52:35,648 --> 00:52:37,343
It's a red switch.
491
00:52:37,516 --> 00:52:39,746
Which red...?
Oh, the heck with it!
492
00:53:53,692 --> 00:53:56,627
Lead lined door.
I have to thank, Luthor.
493
00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:35,766
Who is flying this thing?
494
00:54:37,803 --> 00:54:39,794
Do something for God sake!
495
00:54:41,674 --> 00:54:44,040
Inny, miny, miney, moo.
496
00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:20,205
It's gonna blow!
I'll get Quinn, you take Luthor.
497
00:56:00,552 --> 00:56:04,371
- Puddin'!
- At this point, he probably is.
498
00:56:33,619 --> 00:56:35,678
Hello, this is Angela Chen.
499
00:56:35,754 --> 00:56:38,086
Though the search
for the Joker's body continues...
500
00:56:38,157 --> 00:56:40,785
...the Coast Guard reports,
it's extremely unlikely...
501
00:56:40,859 --> 00:56:44,386
...that Gotham's most notorious
criminal survive the crash.
502
00:56:44,563 --> 00:56:47,396
In related news,
billionaire Lex Luthor...
503
00:56:47,466 --> 00:56:50,128
...was again rigorously
grilled by the D.A.'s office...
504
00:56:50,202 --> 00:56:52,966
...over his allege connection
to the Joker's rampage.
505
00:56:53,038 --> 00:56:56,269
His statements have been questioned
both by local law officials...
506
00:56:56,341 --> 00:57:00,090
...and industrialist Bruce Wayne who
announced the immediate termination...
507
00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,946
...of his partnership with Lexcorp.
508
00:57:02,781 --> 00:57:04,339
And add a later note...
509
00:57:04,416 --> 00:57:07,681
...Joker accomplice Harley Quinn,
was returned to Arkham Asylum...
510
00:57:07,753 --> 00:57:10,051
...for another
round of rehabilitation.
511
00:57:10,122 --> 00:57:14,320
I want a lawyer! I want a doctor!
I want a cheese sandwich!
512
00:57:15,327 --> 00:57:16,755
Now that's funny!
513
00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:24,058
I still wish you change
your mind about Gotham.
514
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:27,697
I adore you, Bruce, but now there is
a lot about you I don't know...
515
00:57:27,773 --> 00:57:29,798
...and I'm not sure I wanna know.
516
00:57:30,075 --> 00:57:31,301
I understand.
517
00:57:31,443 --> 00:57:32,942
Take care of yourself.
518
00:57:49,561 --> 00:57:51,236
Come to make sure I'm leaving?
519
00:57:51,237 --> 00:57:53,590
Actually, I thought
we worked pretty well together.
520
00:57:53,732 --> 00:57:56,200
Not that I wanna make
a regular event.
521
00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:59,203
She's all yours now,
if you can handle that.
522
00:57:59,404 --> 00:58:03,472
But you'd better be good to her...
because I know where you live.
523
00:58:23,597 --> 00:58:29,597
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