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[Episode 17]

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Hello. I'm Kang Hoon Nam, who's going to be living here, starting today.

- Are you okay? - You didn't hurt yourself?

No, I'm not hurt.

You came?

You don't have a lot of stuff.

You see that over there?

Here's the Jook room. You can use that room.

Take him to the Jook room.

The Jook room?

Oh! Mae, Nan, Gook, Jook.

I'm in the Mae room. You're in the Nan room. Joon Soo is in the Gook room.

And he's in the Jook room.

Since there are three people renting here, we should have a system.

Oh, and take this to wipe his floor one more time.

No, no! We will do it today, so go and change.

We should have a small welcoming party for you.

Yes, thank you. I will go unload my luggage now.

Joon Soo, please clean this up. I'll prepare some food.

You were surprised, right?

How did this happen?

What do you mean, how did this happen? You're cute.

Jung Eum, your dad is looking for you.

Why?

He can't find the bean paste.

Go ahead. I'll take care of things here.

Okay.

I didn't get to properly greet you before.

Welcome to our house.

Why shake hands like we don't know each other?

I'm also a part of "us" now.

I confessed to Jung Eum yesterday.

Really? Well, I decided to go out with Jung Eum yesterday.

Well, this is a classic case, but it's why they say love is all about timing.

You're going out with Jung Eum?

Yes, we're going out.

Is that so?

You're going out.

Well, you go out with every woman easily.

I didn't go out with her

because it was easy.

Jung Eum... is more innocent than she looks.

She is gullible, too.

You should tell this to someone who wants to deceive her.

I can't trust someone who says that dating is a roller coaster.

So you should enjoy your thrill somewhere else.

It's you who are enjoying the thrill, not me.

What is the reason you switched your path and jumped in the middle of our relationship all of a sudden?

It's not sudden.

Jung Eum and I have been together for a long time.

Don't confuse love with history.

The table is set, so come out!

[Jook Room Occupant Welcoming Party]

Meeting this way is fate.

It's embarrassing, but since there's a new family member, let's introduce ourselves.

What do you mean introduce ourselves?

- Yes. - Let's do it.

Go ahead.

I'll start.

I... am Yoo Seung Ryeol.

You can say that I'm the son of Byul-dong.

[Yoo Seung Ryeol (aka Chief Yoo) / Majored in Craft Design / Teaches at the local welfare center]

[Original arts oppa] [Unofficial head of the neighborhood]

Well, I'm...

I'm Kang Hoon Nam.

[Graudated FSDA in Milan / Head of toy-specialty gallery "Work of Art" / Has time, has even more money / Ghostwriter for dating column "Hoon Nam Jung Eum" / Third son of DMJ Foods]

[Graduate of FSDA] [Head of gallery] [Ghostwriter of "Hoon Nam Jung Eum"]

I'm Choi Joon Soo.

[Choi Joon Soo / "The Most Wanted Man" /Admitted early to pre-med at Korea University / Doctor at 'Dalise' Medical Center / Friends with Yoo Jung Eum thirty 30 years / Wants to be her man, rather than her friend...]

[Choi Joon Soo / "The Most Wanted Man" /Admitted early to pre-med at Korea University / Physical therapy doctor at 'Dalise' Medical Center / Friends with Yoo Jung Eum thirty 30 years / Wants to be her man, rather than her friend...]

[Man you want to have] [Physical therapy doctor] [Friends with Yoo Jung Eum for thirty years]

I'm Yoo Jung Eum.

[Yoo Jung Eum]

Why are you just Yoo Jung Eum?

She's my daughter and was originally in the national diving team.

But these days, she won't even go to the bathhouse because she's scared of water.

Dad.

Not just that, she quit diving and was unemployed so I wanted her to get married.

I signed her up for a marriage service,

but she ran away at every blind date.

So she couldn't get married and

somehow she became an employee at a marriage service company instead,

but she doesn't bring home any money.

They are also our family members!

Bbang Soon and Bbang Shik. [Why aren't they giving snacks?] [No thoughts]

Right, right.

If we're done with the introductions,

I will announce the rental rules.

Rental rules?

We had those at our house?

Now that we have new family members, I want to manage our household more systematically.

Number one,

bathroom use will be in order of whoever wakes up first.

Okay, number two, refer to the menu for meal times.

Number three, on Sunday mornings, we will have fried eggs.

Be sure to wake up and eat them.

Number four is important.

Use a small lamp after midnight.

I'm saying, turn off the light and go to sleep.

If you think you'll be coming home late, don't come in at all.

This means, sleep outside. Okay?

Any objections? No, right?

Pass.

We've passed it now.

The meat is being cooked, so let's eat.

Father, it's not much.

I couldn't come here empty-handed.

I've brought something small.

Just a little something...

It has glasses, too.

Please, take a glass.

- Here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes.

Jung Eum, you too.

Here. I'm sorry.

There are only three glasses.

Here. Please try some.

No, you can't.

Father, you promised that you wouldn't drink.

Promises are made to be broken.

And it seems like really good liquor.

You know, it's zero calories if I enjoy it.

Also, a drink becomes a nutritional drink if I enjoy it.

Don't you think so, Mr. Jook Room?

Of course, please take it.

No, you can't.

But it's his sincerity.

Dad, take one shot.

One shot of liquor is like medicine.

There's no bad person who likes liquor.

I'm off tomorrow, too.

Father, you have nothing to do with taking a day off.

Oh, right! Yoo Jung Eum when you stayed out that night...

Stayed out? What? What?

No, that night when you stayed out,

the pork belly I had with Father was so good.

But tonight's meat isn't as good.

Father, that night when Jung Eum stayed out—

Joon Soo, Joon Soo.

Have a drink.

I don't have a glass.

This is good, but very strong.

You sure have to drink expensive alcohol in a proper glass to appreciate the taste.

Father, so how did you meet Jook?

He came here with the poster, and the first impression he gave was good.

Our Jung Eum has to meet someone who leaves a good first impression, right?

This girl has no taste in men, she keeps dating tiger-like men.

She has to meet someone good like our Joon Soo.

Aigoo, Dad's glass is empty.

Please, have a drink.

Thank you, Jook.

Father, please speak comfortably since

we'll keep seeing each other from now on.

Should I?

Father! If...

That is, if

our Jung Eum stays out with another guy—

Joon Soo. Eat while you talk, too.

Joon Soo, eat. Eat a lot.

So you're saying, if Jung Eum stayed out,

but that's not going to happen. However, if

she stayed out with some crazy guy

then...

I would catch him and Jung Eum

and break their legs.

Like this.

[Jook]

♫ Oh love, I love you, Only U ♫ ♫ I'm in big trouble ♫

♫ I think about you all day ♫

♫ My heart feels like it'll explode ♫ ♫ I can't express it in words ♫

Aigoo. Why aren't you sleeping? Are you going somewhere?

I wanted to know how the air was outside.

What do I do?

♫ Your love, baby, it lets me breathe ♫

♫ It's like a sea breeze for my blocked heart ♫

♫ Your love, could it be this good? ♫

♫ Cuz you are a part of me, baby ♫

Where are you going?

What a good daughter. Are you going to your dad?

No, I'm hot. All of a sudden, my temperature is rising.

Are you sick? Should I tell your dad?

Look at this guy. I let you off easy. Are you really going to be like this?

Are you a hall monitor or something? I'm not a kid.

Go! Go to your room. You're not going? Not going?

Father—!

That little kid. How dare he call me "Jook" when I'm an adult...

Should I throw a punch at him?

I'm holding myself back because of Cracorn.

Cracorn, don't fall asleep. Wait for me.

I was drawing a picture, why?

I wanted to see if you fell asleep with your light on.

Father is sensitive about the electric bill.

[Crazy acorn, Cracorn]

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I almost fell asleep.

Ah, that guy...

Oh! It's nice.

Cracorn, you came out because a guy told you to this late at night. Are you sure you're an innocent person?

Innocent? Who said that?

I'm a girl who eats ramen noodles well.

What I mean is, what woman over thirty says they're innocent?

The guy you decided to date officially came to your house.

Don't you think that you're not trying hard enough to push aside your male friend?

Did I do that?

You did. I was really hurt.

Really? I didn't know.

I didn't know you were hurt.

But how long will you let that guy stay at home?

Why?

Things have changed. I heard that he confessed.

He told you, huh?

Yes, he told me in a very challenging way.

Living with a guy in the same house who confessed to you

concerns me as a boyfriend.

I'm... in debt to Joon Soo.

Debt. How much?

This isn't something that someone else can pay back for me.

It's a debt from the heart.

A debt from the heart?

Well, it's also the actual deposit for the house.

He was there at the hardest times in my life

and has stayed by my side no matter what.

He's a precious friend, a teacher,

and like a sibling.

I see. He did those things in my place.

I'm thankful.

You can do that for me from now on.

I just want to be your manager.

But I know how you feel, too.

Give me a little time.

Can you be respectful to Joon Soo,

who is a precious part of my memories?

I understand.

Thank you.

[Jung Eum's Boarding House Menu]

Whoa!

♫ Lately, I'm getting curious about you ♫

♫ I want to know you more ♫

♫ I become your other half in your head ♫

♫ I awkwardly imagine ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

♫ Can I carefully knock ♫

♫ on your heart? ♫

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

♫ So you won't be startled ♫

♫ Can I pass on my heart? ♫

Right, this is her house.

Please, eat.

Hurry and wash up so we can have breakfast.

It's self-serve.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

Enjoy.

Thank you for the food.

Thank you for the food.

It turned out well.

Yes, thank you for the meal.

It's delicious.

Where's Father?

I don't know. He went out after eating.

Father's not here?

Everyone, put on your clothes.

Why, why? Where are we going? Hmm?

You put on your clothes, too.

If we get caught, we'll be in big trouble.

What do you mean big trouble?

We're supposed to marinate plums today.

[Jung Eum's Boarding House Menu]

[Sunday: Work on plums]

Who is going to eat all these plums? Is your father running a business?

Plums in the summer, kimchi in the winter.

We eat it and our neighbors eat it, too.

He gives them to people who live alone, too.

He does good deeds.

He's just nosy. Who eats plums these days?

He always gets sick, saying he's achy all over after doing this.

What? He's just like someone I know.

- Father! - Father!

Did he go somewhere?

We did twice as much last year.

I guess I can eat less.

You all worked hard, I will buy you makgeolli* (rice wine) tonight.

I will.

When do we eat this?

You've never done this before, right?

Why would I need to?

Jung Eum and I do this every year.

I didn't ask you.

We let it sit for about a month and then we can mix up the sugared ones with chili pepper paste.

Or we can put it in cold water and drink it. It's delicious.

Then, you made a promise with plums?

A promise?

To meet in a month.

Aren't you hungry?

You're not hungry? I'm hungry all of a sudden.

A challenging choice always develops a person.

A stable choice has a high probability of failing.

You're more traditional than I thought.

You're more sensitive towards trends than I thought.

So, is it ddeokbokki* (rice cakes) and maekju* (beer) or chicken and maekju* (beer)?

- Chicken and maekju. - Ddeokbokki. - Chicken—Chimaek.

What do you call it, then? Do you call it Ddeokmaek? Rice cakes and beer?

Oh, what an old person.

[Rice Cakes and Chicken]

This is good, right?

I have to meet someone and will catch up to you.

Go ahead first.

I don't think he knows anyone in this neighborhood.

Should we try it? To digest our food and all that?

Deal!

What does Chief Yoo usually like?

Since you're here every day, you'd know well.

Since you're good looking, I'll tell you.

Come here.

This is organic juice.

If you give these to him, he will really like it.

Thanks for the good information.

- Crush it! - Crush it!

Crush it! Crush it! Crush it!

Hit, hit, hit.

Crush it!

- What are you doing? - Do you want to play with us?

No, why would I do something I didn't even do as a kid?

This is a scam.

I'm Chun Li!

Crush it!

Take that!

- Crush it! - Crush it!

- Crush it! - I'm going into it now.

Hadou—Hadouken! (T/N: a move from street fighter, lit. "surge fist.")

It's a shuttlecock.

Do you know how to kick a shuttlecock, Jook?

Do you have a unique quality you like in a man?

Well, a man who's good at shuttlecock?

Did you just say shuttlecock?

Alright. Foot touching the ground or not?

- No. - Yes.

So, without any rules, it's just whoever kicks it the most.

Ready! Start!

One, two, three.

♫ I'm in big trouble ♫

♫ I think about you all day ♫

♫ My heart feels like it'll explode ♫

♫ I can't express it in words ♫

♫ I'm falling in love with you forever ♫

♫ I'm feeling like I'm feeling this is love ♫

♫ I'm feeling good I'm feeling this is love ♫

♫ I'm feeling like I'm feeling this is love ♫

♫ I feel the love, do you feel the love? ♫

Kang Hoon Nam wins.

Time out, time out, time out! It hit my ankle bone!

Let's do something else.

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