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His name is really Mikael, But he's called 'Mouse'.

He's so cute.

ls that Mouse in the middle? -Yes,that's Jens and Sebbe.

Can you believe we start high school tomorrow?.

It's like we're adults now! We get to go to parties,-

-have boyfriends and stuff.

You think they want to be with someone in 7th grade?

Don't be so negative! We just have to get to know them.

How?.

l don't know, but it'll be all right. lt'll be great! Right?

THE KETCHUP EFFECT

Come on!

Are you nervous?

l was really nervous when I started high school.

l went to a new school just like you, and I didn't know-

-anyone there, so l was really scared that...-

-no one would like me... -Drop it! I'm not nervous!

lfl see you in school, I'll pretend I don't know you...

Okay, good luck. -Thanks...

Ow,what are you doing? -For luck!

You're fucking mental! -Just a joke, Sofie.

Very funny, my jeans are dirty! Really funny!

They're not dirty at all. Bye kid, have a good day.

Hey babe! -Hi cuties!

Hi... -Hi.

Where are we going?

...party time... -Where was that?

ln Amsterdam...

We're going that way.

Hi Mouse!

Nice to see you. -Ditto. How's it going?

Damn! Beatrice knows them?

Do you know her? -No. Same kindergarten.

She thinks she's so hot.

Nice clothes, anyway,

Her blouse looks like shit.

Please sit down.

Hi everyone!

My name's AAsa and I'm your class supervisor.

I'm also your teacher in Swedish, social studies and history.

l graduated as a teacher last spring, so l was a student too.

So, I know what it's like ,you know...

Later, I'll tell you more about high school,-

-but now I want to do roll call.

So when I say your name, just say 'yes'...

Yeah... -Let's get started...

Erik Andersson? -Yes...

Beatrice Dahlin? -Yes.

Hi... Muhammed Fahid? -Yeah.

Sofie Hagstr�m? -Yes.

Aha,you must be Krister's daughter!

Your papa and I are colleagues and l've promised to tell him-

-if you are behaving!

Predrag lvanovic?

...so embarrassing!

''Aha,you must be Krister's daughter...''

lt wasn't that bad. -Yes it was... Fucking bitch.

That looks like a heart.

Ah, maybe a little.

Don't look!

It's them! -Hi... a kebab... and a cola.

Don't look! -Just be normal!

Can't we leave? -Leave? We can't leave now!

The ketchup makes a heart, And they walk in! lt must be fate!

What are we supposed to do? You don't dare talk to them.

What if I walk over?

You're nuts!

Just sit down!

What's wrong with real food? -It's really good.

''Lasagne alla forno''...

...well... um... like...

Well, we're out of ketchup, can we borrow yours?

It's right there.

Thanks. -Wait...

You have something there.

Where? -There!

Never mind. I thought something was sticking out...

What? -Nothing...

Wait...! You want to go to a party?

It's gonna be so much fun! -Yeah!

Want me to talk to them? -No, no need.

You never get do anything! It's really unfair!

I'll call and talk to them!

Please don't! You'll just make it worse!

l don't feel like going... I'm tired.

Shit, he's coming! -Shit!

Sofie...?

We're in here. We're going to a friend's later!

Okay...cheers!

Oh, it's disgusting! -Let me try!

Good god!

Try it... -God, it's disgusting!

Alcohol has to be disgusting. That's why you get drunk...

Or why you get sick...

Okay, who's the cutest? Mouse, Jens or Sebbe?

Who knows... -If you had to pick,-

-who you want to make out with tonight? Who'd you pick?

No one wants to make out with me. I'm so ugly.

Stop saying that! -You're really pretty!

lt'll be really fun, I promise! Imagine if Mouse and l-

-start going out, you go out with Jens, and you with Sebbe.

Then we can go out together on dates! Won't that be great!?

What's 'clitoris'?

What? -''He parted her lilywhite-

-Iegs and let his fingers caress her... clitoris...''

Give me that...

''Jack's jeans revealed his hard limb. Oh Jack, she whispered,-

-take me right now! His rough hands covered Val's pert breasts-

-as she opened his fly with her lips...''

She opened it with her lips? -She's tied up.

Why's that? -She's been kidnapped!

''She wrapped her lips around his hard limb.''

''He entered her quivering body, and they melted together.''

''Oh Jack! Your limb is so hard!'' -Oh Jack!

Oh Mouse! Take me right now!

Who invited you?

Ah... Mouse

You know Mouse?

Yeah, so?

Can't we just leave?

Okay.

Check out that guy! He's shit-faced!

I'll fix you up with a chick, Sebbe... You're such a fag!

You know what you need? Areal blow-job!

Well, this guy needs a beer in the kitchen!

Give this guy a beer!

You're so damn drunk...

Look, there's the catsup girl! Maybe she'll give what you need...

Hey you!

Me? -Yeah you!

This guy's gay... -Shutup...!

You think you can cure him?

Sorry!

Hi...! -Hi...

Can we go now?. -No!

Damn it!

That tickles! -Sorry...

You think you might... give me a blow-job?

Um... no... I don't think so. -Sebbe! Sebbe! Sebbe!

What about a hand job then?

l don'tknow... How do you do it?

Well...you...

You hold it...

And...

Imagine you're holding a bottle of ketchup...

-and you want to get the ketchup out.

A bottle of ketchup...?

Okay...

Ah... Damn!

Look Sebbe! You girlfriend! -She's not my girlfriend...

She's totally spaced out...

Hey,you... -Tickle,tickle!

She's totally gone...

Toot,toot!

Hey,wake up... -We should call an ambulance.

An ambulance..? I'll play doctor instead!

Hey you...Wake up! -Check out Doctor Mouse...

Hey,take a picture...! Help me!

Take another one. Come on...!

Smile a little...! Hey, lift up her skirt!

Come on, stop it now! -Shut up!

l've got an idea...

What the fuck are you doing? -Shut up you fucking fag!

We're having fun! This is a laugh!

Take pictures! Take one under her dress...

Damn ugly!

Take more...

You have to leave now! The party's over.

Here, letme help you up.

Where the hell have you been!? -At a party... I didn't mean to.

I fell asleep... -This is crazy!

It's 5:30 in the morning! -Yeah but... I'm really tired...

You're tired? l've been up all night waiting for you!

l've called every damn friend you have, and their parents.

How do you think I feel? -I didn't mean to!

This is crazy! Anything might have happened to you, Sofie!

You're dressed up like a whore!

l hate you!

You'll have to pay for that! You'll pay every damned cent!

Hello...

Sorry.

I didn't mean to. I just fell asleep.

Sorry I overreacted... And said those things.

l was just so worried.

Nothing happened Last night, did it?

Good...

My girl...

Check that out... -Oh, good god....

She's totally gone... What an idiot.

Sebbe, check this out! -No thanks.

You're such a fag, Sebbe! -Shut up!

Hey, easy!

What a loser.Wonder How many fucked her...

She's like the worst whore ever! l've had her in every hole.

I fucked her on the school toilet this morning, in the ass.

No, is that right..? -She'll do anything.

And she gave Sebbe a blow-job At the party! Right, Sebbe?

Where'd you go Saturday? -I went home.

You might have told me.

Ah...Well...We've... Seen some pictures of you!

...so we have EU, EEC, and EMU, which I put in parentheses...

I want you to learn these By next Thursday.

Hello, class is over! -No,we have five minutes.

But listen, now for something different.

Someone in class has a birthday today...

Sofie turns thirteen! lsn't that right, Sofie!

I thought we'd all stand and sing for her!

''Happy Birthday to her, happy birthday to her

Happy Hirthday dear Sofie... Happy Birthday to her''

Let's cheer 4 times for Sofie: Hip, hip hurrah! Hurrah!

Whore!Whore! -Happy birthday, Sofie!

SOFlE lS A WHORE!

What's that? -Nothing!

Tell us! What is that? -Nothing, I said !Are you deaf?.

..whore...

''Happy Birthday to her, happy birthday to her.''

Congratulations! -Thanks...

Dad... I thought we stopped that.

Thanks.

Are Emma and Amanda coming?

Ah...They might come later. -Did you have a fight?

No.Well, I don't know...

I'll bet that's them.

Mouse is disgusting, everyone knows that.

l don'tknow if it was him. l can't remember anything...

lwas with Sebbe,then... -What? You were with Sebbe?

Yeah, or no. Everything went Totally wrong. Forget it.

What if they show them to dad. He'll... He'll hate me...

Mouse did it... and a couple of others.

What? How do you know that?

Well, I thought you had fun. It looked like it, anyway.

Thanks a lot!

lt'll be alright.

How?.

SOFlE lS THE BEST!

How's Sofie doing? She's behaving?

She's doing great! -Good...

Otherwise I thought we could... Get together and talk about it.

lf you want to, I mean. -Thanks, that's really nice.

But there's no need, she's fine. -Oh.

You can't just break his lock. -Why not?

You don't even know if the pictures are in there.

Hey... we're going to be late...

Please!

What's that?

No... no it's nothing.

Hi.

Welcome!

Do you want to talk? -No... ah...

I just wanted to... Ah,what's it called...

There's this girl... Ah...

Who, like...

Sit down.

Well, it's really nothing...

Bye.

Our summer house is here.. -Our house near there!

Really close! We have a yellow house with, like,white trim...

l've seen it from the boat... -We'll meet this summer...

...then we have page 80 here, in parenthesis too...

How's it going? -Fine.

Did you find anything?

No...

You go to model school, right? -You learn different make-ups-

-and how to walk. You can come if you want...

You learn how to walk? -Yes. On a catwalk.

A cat walk? What the hell is that?

What models walk on, at a fashion show.

''Cat-walk''? That sounds so stupid!

That's what it's called! -Totally stupid! Come on!

Let's go a different way... -Oh, come on!

Can I fuck you between your boobs?

ldiot! Get offme! You creep! Don't touch me! Stop it!

Stupid idiot! -Shut up!

Stop!

Today,you can be creative And write your own poems...

Hi Sofie!

Well, right, sometimes it's good to read the great poets...

''It hurts when buds burst, why would spring hesitate.

Why is our burning desire Bound to the frozen winter...''

You're close friends, or what? -Yes...

No. Or...why? -Lots of rumors about her.

Like she's a whore and things.

Everyone's talking about her... It's for your own good.

lf you get a reputation now, you'll never lose it.

We have to go here for 3 more years, you know.

Hurry up!

Wait up!

Are you taking French? -Yes.

Have you seen Amanda? -They left.

They?

Hi. -Hi.

You know... That thing at... at the party...?

What? -Wait!

Shit! -Let's go!

What? -Please?

Okay!

So...Where are you going?

To town... or...where're you going?

Me and Amanda are going to model school. The two of us.

Oh.

Well... I just... Don't let Mouse bother you.

He's really disturbed.

Why do you hang with him?

l don't know. We...we've hung out ever since kindergarten.

We had fun. I don't know who l'd hang out with, otherwise...

Everyone hates me.

What? -That's what it feels like.

It's totally insane.

You want a drink? Lemonade... ah... or... I mean cola?

No thanks.

l don't know why I said lemonade...

Maybe 'cause when I have friends over, mom always asks...

''Do you want some lemonade?'' l meant cola...

But you don't want any...?

Good... stay on the catwalk, If this were real, you'd fall off.

No marching: light and supple. Happy faces...

Good, stop there. Work your hips, remember that.

What's this?

Oh that...? That's nothing.

''Time to wake up, and hit back, raise up your hand''

ls this a poem? -No, lyrics to a song. Timbuktu.

lt looks like a poem.

No!We had this assignment to bring a poem. I didn't find one.

So, I took those lyrics instead. -Oh.

It's not a poem!

l can play the song for you if you want.

''Kids are feeling that after the politicians failed...

...all that remains are tombstones or cobblestones-

-against the constable's duty weapon...''

The beginning is a little... l don't know...

''Media Sweden backs from the lead to entertainment rabble...

The whole bunch sits in the same boat With their fat necks.

The people are stuck in the middle...

Cops shooting kids, and then...'' - It's like... a good message...

''...me and Jason will do lt, we'll sing this song...

Life must have Its way in a state of emergency.

Time to wake up...

And hit back Raise up your hand

And take to the streets as high as you can

and take it back...''

Did it hurt? -Huh?

No...

l mean yeah, but it doesn't really matter, I was so drunk.

Yeah, me too...

l hardly remember anything.

Me neither.

Know what happens Friday? -No...

Jens is having a party! It's actually him and Mouse.

Do you want to come? -My parents won't let me...

Like all the hunks from 9th will be there!

l can ask... lt'll probably be better if Sofie's not coming.

Is it true she was lying with her legs open -

-and let everyone...touch her? -I don't know... I wasn't there.

l mean, how can you be friends, she's the worst slut ever-

-and you're totally... Normal?

You know she has like... porno books at home!

No? -Yeah, she reads them...-

...and fantasizes, about sex. -Oh, grosse!

God! You see who that was?! -No.

Larssa from ''Big Brother''!

Have you done that step... when you spin like this...?

No.

Well, maybe you haven't come that far..

Where the hell were you yesterday?

I waited for like forever, But you took so long...

...so I went without you. My cell phone was dead too...

My god, I'm so fat! -Holding in your stomach?

l am not! -Yes you are! Relax and we'll see!

l am relaxed! -Didn't look like it just now!

Why are you looking at me so much? Are you a dyke?

Are you still in kindergarten, or what? Anyone would think so!

What's that?

Well, maybe you can tell me what this is all about.

They were in my box today. lt says it's you Sofie...

But with those panties on the head, it could be anyone.

It's not you, Sofie?

Huh?

This is insane! You're only 13, Sofie!

Did you agree to this? What the hell are they doing?

They're up under your skirt!

What have you done, Sofie? -Stop! Shut up!!

Dad saw the pictures.

Someone put them in his box.

Was he mad?

Not really. He was more like shocked... and disappointed

l know what you mean. l hate it when Mama says,-

''Sebastian, I'm very disappointed in you...''

Hey, what's it called... What you said before about-

-everyone hates you. Well, I want you to know...

l... don't.

What? -Ah...you go first.

No. Tell me!

l'd better go now.

What were you going to say? -Oh, it's nothing.

Where's you mother? -She ran off when I was 8.

To Paris. With... Serge somebody.

That's tough! Or what ever you say...

Don't worry about it. l can barely remember her.

My father lives in S�dert�lje...

Not the most interesting news in the world...

You have very... cute ears.

Sorry...that's the strangest compliment ever given me.

What do people usually say? -I don't know... ''Nice boobs...''

They are actully pretty nice, too...

What are? -I mean,your boobs...

Fucking pervert! You're just like them. You make good friends!

But I was just...wait... I was just joking!

Hello! Lt was a joke!

HOW TO COMMUNlCATE WlTH YOURTEENAGER

Hi... how are you? -Don't know...

Fine. How about you?

Well, it's just that...

Feels like we're drifting apart... I want us to be friends.

Me too.

Can I see you tomorrow?. Go to a movie or something!

Tomorrow?. I don't know... Maybe I was going to...

Listen... Do you think it's my fault?

What?

You know...

l have to go now...

Okay...

Sofie...

We have to try and... communicate.

And...work this out.

I told you, I fell asleep. l don't know what happened.

No... Of course not.

But there are a few things that are...

lf you want it to get better, maybe you should change some things...

You should think more about... For instance... how you dress.

What do you mean by that?

Like that top... have you thought about-

-what kind of signals you're putting out?

You don't have to change it, Just put a shirt on over it.

That'd look real cool, I think.

Oh, come on, Sofie!

Well, don't blame me!

Aren't you freezing? -What, are you my dad now?.

Let's talk about the party! -What party?

Can I sit here?

It's a free country, you can sit where the fuck you like!

What was that? -Huh? Excuse me?

Ow!

What the hell! Fuck! Damn you!

What the hell are you doing, you idiot!

l hate you! -Fucking whore!

Let me go... I hate you! You creep!

Fucking idiot! l hate you!

Totally out of her mind. -She hit me!

Sit still! -Yeah, I'm sitting still.

She should go to a special school or something.

Yeah... She really is too much. -Talking about Sofie?

She's totally mental...!What was That party you talked about?

Didn't I tell you? -No...

There's a party at Jens'.

You know... Guys that age, aren't as mature as you girls.

Maybe they don't know How to make contact...

And you're growing into a very beautiful woman.

So I think that Mikael, or ''Mouse'' was just trying to-

-flirt with you, because he thinks you're pretty.

What? He grabs my pussy. And l should be grateful, or what?

No... it was clumsy of him to touch your... private parts.

Bu the did it because he thinks you're cute!

Maybe you could take it as a compliment.

Yeah, like if I grabbed your tits, you'd be really happy!

That's not what I meant... -What did you mean then?

Are you happy now!? -But Sofie...

Stop! What are you doing? -I'm giving you a compliment!

Fucking bitch!

''Oh, Jack!''

Excuse me? -Nothing.

We're meeting Emma now. -We don't have time.

We have to go straight over. - But...

l mean, I don't want her to go with. She embarrassing.

She's a fatso! Her clothes are too small, she thinks she's slim.

lf she goes with us, they'll think we're fatsos too.

What the hell have you done? How could you?

You apologize to AAsa! That's my job and my colleagues!

Forget it! She should apologize!

What's wrong with you?!

They're my colleagues! Don't you know how she feels?

You've hurt her, violated her! -So!

She's worked 3 weeks, she wants to quit! Thanks to you!

Great, we'll get rid Of that fucking cunt!

What the hell did you say?

It's no wonder you don't have any friends, no fucking wonder!

You're just like your damned mother! You ruin everything!

l hate you! Did I ask to be born! -No...

Get out of here! I hate you! Get out!

Why the hell is she here? -Fuck do I know...

We didn't invite her. -Just throw her out then.

She has no right to be here! -I'm not throwing her out!

She's mental, I might get rabies!

There's punch if you want.

Why the hell did they turn off the music?

Call an ambulance!

How is she?

Krister said she's going home tomorrow.

She has a concussion, but otherwise she's okay.

Look, I cut this! -My god, why'd you do that?

No one's cares anyway. -I'd care!

You can't disappear!

Promise me!

Sofie...you have visitors. Come in girls.

We just wanted to say...

We've haven't been very good friends lately... I'm sorry.

We didn't mean to. Sorry about everything.

lf you want to,we can be friends again.

l didn't think you wanted to be friends with a whore like me.

Yes we do!

No... I mean,we do, but we don't think you're a whore.

That's what I meant...

We miss you.

You think you can bring some flowers and everything's okay?

You such cowards!

You can go to hell!

What do you mean? She tried to kill herself?.

Yeah, she jumped out of the window. Completely sick.

Those jeans are really cool! -Thanks. I got them for free...

...when I did a modeling job. -But like...why?

l guess they liked the pictures. -No, I mean Sofie.

Oh. She didn't really Want to kill herself,-

-or she'd jump in front of a train. She just wanted say like-

-''Oh poor me, blah, blah, like...'' Just to get attention!

Really ridiculous, don't you think?

Yeah really! Almost as ridiculous as going to modeling school!

Excuse me? -Pay a fortune to learn to walk!

Hello! On a catwalk!

Know what? You're the most boring person ever!

All you talk about is your own looks or spread false rumours!

I'm so tired of you!

Just sit there and go on with your interesting conversation!

Exactly!

Do you know how ugly you are, you fatso!?

Maybe I am, but I wouldn't Want to be like you, anyway!

All you are is pretty! Take that away and you're nothing!

You fucking retard!

Let me? -No, I want to...

What happened? -Just the answering machine.

Leave a message! -Okay.

Sofie..? May I come in?

It's a free country.

Do you remember your...

Your first ever school day, when you decided to be a punker?

You put Mama's nail polish in your hair, so it got all ratty...

Then you regretted it and we had to cut off all your hair.

You don't have to Pretend to like me!

l ruin everything anyway. So I might as well just die.

How can you say that?

That's what you said... That I ruin everything.

Did l?

Sorry. I don't know why I said that...

I just feel so inadequate sometimes...

But I'm trying... to be both mother and father.

I'm trying to do it all, and I try to talk to you too.

But you have to try and talk to me...

You're the most Important part of my life...

You are. And you...you're funny... you're so smart...

You're... special.

Special?

Like I'm the worst deformity...

What do you mean? -Like I'm dead ugly...

No! Well, maybe a little.

You're really pretty, but I don't know about that.

Of course you look good, Just look at your father...

You're not ugly...

Have you thought about What to do about school?

I'm never going back to that shit school.

Well, I can understand that.

I just think,you shouldn't Let those idiots win.

They are the ones who should change schools.

Yeah but... everything's gone to hell since I started there...

lf you really want to change schools, we'll take care of it.

lt'll work out.

Okay... Bye. -Bye.

You'll be all right? -Sure...

What was that? -For luck.

Bye... -Bye

You have 19 new messages... -Hi, It's Emma and Amanda.

We were like, at Burger King. -Let me tell her...

''... everyone's always looking oh no...

You can't even make them rock in time now...

But we can make them sing so watch out...

l just want to live life, nothing else...

but your politics makes me so fucking mad, time to wake up

And hit back raise up your hand

And take to the streets As high as you can

Time to wake up Time to fight

Hit back Raise up your hand

Take to the streets As high as you can

Take lt all back No pasaran...''

Hi, how you feeling? -Fine I guess.

Okay, see you in class...

Hi -Hi.

l just wanted to say you can keep those pictures.

What are you talking about? -I don't care what you do.

You can wallpaper the school with them if you want.

Or use them to wack off. That's the only sex you'll get!

l don't think so! -You violated me-

-when I was out! You must be really desperate...

You can have the pictures! You're fucking ugly, anyway!

You know l've fucked you in all every hole there is!

Right! Now I remember! That was you with a dick this size!

You don't know shit about my dick!

Don't l? But I thought we fucked?

Well... It's not easy to keep track Of everyone you fucked.

Dream on... -Ow!W hat the hell...

lt really is this size!

You fucking whore!

Back at you, dirtball!

Fucking whore!

''Fucking whore''? ls that all you can say?

Get a fucking dictionary!

What are you staring at!? Why the hell are you staring?

Go to hell!

You can all go to hell!

Not you, damn it! Where the hell are you going?

Shit! I can't believe we did that!

lwas shit-scared! -What do you think I was?

Sofie!

Well... I just wanted to say... I think I like you. A lot.

Well...what if I don't like you? -I understand if that's true...

Everything went wrong. Now you think I'm the kind who...

But it's not true... I'm not what you think.

l don't really want to be with anyone right now...

We don't have to be together. We can be friends...

We can get together and do things...

We can like... We can eat food.

I'll cook dinner.

Maybe!

Ah...we'll see you!

What, are you interested in him?

No. -You sure are!

You want to... see his dick! -You're crazy!

By the way, l've seen it. -What!? Tell me!

Yeah,tell! -No, it wasn't anything!

Why didn't you say anything? -Just forget it...

Oh come on! -Naw...

Now you have to tell us... -Yeah! Just tell us!

Look!

Come on! Come on!! -Yeah come on!

It's really fun.

There!

Enjoy the meal, or whatever... -Thanks.

Well, I can cook other things too, difficult food...

l didn't know what you liked... -No, this is good.

l don't know, I thought everyone liked Italian food.

But was it good? Yeah, it was good...

Yeah... cheers -Cheers.

Mm. I'm really hungry.

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