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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1051}{1080}Let's run it. {1082}{1123}## Hand a double-O-P,|said crank it up ## {1125}{1155}## Shoot it up ## {1157}{1199}## Hand a double-O-P,|come on, come on ## {1201}{1242}## Shoot it, shoot it ## {1244}{1287}## Sweep the faith, steal the ball ## {1289}{1322}## Turkey, what they are ## {1324}{1367}## Get out the way, fancy turn ## {1369}{1410}## Fake like Johnson, boss like Bird ## {1411}{1446}## Pass the rock like Jason Kidd ## {1447}{1496}## He got the scoop,|that's what you done ## {1498}{1527}## And the crowd goes wild ## {1529}{1578}## Hand a double-O-P,|said crank it up ## {1580}{1620}## Shoot it up ## {1622}{1656}## Hand a double-O-P,|come on, come on ## {1658}{1686}## Shoot it, shoot it ## {1688}{1718}## Gonna listen to|the whole light eight ## {1719}{1774}## I know we're facin'|a 3-point situation ## {1775}{1824}## With the face of time|and with the game on the line ## {1826}{1871}## Go for a free throw,|the championship's mine ## {1872}{1907}## Take it to the hole,|let me do my duty ## {1909}{1955}## Perfect swish ## {2038}{2061}Hey, punk. {2103}{2135}I been thinkin'... {2136}{2198}You been thinkin'?|That's a change of pace. {2199}{2232}Got a pretty big mouth|for someone so... {2234}{2264}- Don't say it.|- So short. {2266}{2292}He ain't short! {2294}{2334}I'm not short.|I'm just height-challenged. {2335}{2362}What's height-challenged? {2364}{2392}Better than bein' brain-challenged. {2394}{2432}You wanna back that|big mouth up of yours {2434}{2464}and play me one-on-one|for your jersey? {2466}{2492}Ox, leave him alone! {2494}{2528}What's the matter, Calvin? {2530}{2563}Don't push Murph, man. {2564}{2598}Would you guys just stop this? {2600}{2630}Calvin, let's just go. {2632}{2656}No, no.|Let me handle this. {2658}{2686}Exactly how are you|gonna handle this? {2688}{2752}Listen, if I say no... {2754}{2790}He beats you up. {2791}{2828}OK. Now, if I say yes... {2830}{2856}He still beats you up. {2858}{2899}And you'll lose your jersey. {2901}{2938}Listen... {2940}{2978}I can take him. {2980}{3046}I mean, Kobe wouldn't back down|from no challenge. {3048}{3095}Allen Iverson wouldn't back down|from no challenge. {3096}{3170}And Michael Jordan sure as heck|is not backin' down from no challenge, {3172}{3211}And neither is Calvin Cambridge. {3213}{3238}E-Excuse me. {3291}{3322}Take a number, Ox, {3323}{3379}Because you're about to be served. {3404}{3479}Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org {3743}{3791}They just don't|make these things {3793}{3862}for... normal-sized people,|you know? {3863}{3922}That's gotta hurt. {3924}{3958}Go on ahead and laugh|if you want, {3960}{4004}but you guys won't be laughing|when I get 5 new jerseys {4006}{4041}from the family|who's gonna adopt me. {4043}{4090}You ain't gettin' adopted. {4092}{4126}Yes, I will,|'cause I have a destiny. {4128}{4203}All orphans are special.|All orphans have destinies. {4205}{4264}Maybe in books,|but you wanna name a real one? {4266}{4294}Moses. {4335}{4381}And Nelson Mandela|and Marilyn Monroe {4383}{4409}and Daunte Culpepper. {4411}{4454}Who plays in the NFL. {4456}{4502}James Avery:|This calls for champagne. {4504}{4535}Man... {4537}{4610}I want a family like that|to adopt me. {4611}{4698}Look how they just|get along with each other. {4700}{4750}That's what I really want. {4799}{4840}Kid: Oh, man,|why'd you do that? {4842}{4887}All right. Kids... {4888}{4940}let's get to work. {4942}{4965}Murph:Fresh candy. {4967}{4990}Reg:Please? {4991}{5023}Right here. {5025}{5085}Hi. Would you like to|buy some candy, ma'am? {5086}{5118}Hi. What about you? {5120}{5186}Fresh candy. $2.00. {5187}{5230}Hey, you guys wanna|buy some candy? {5232}{5274}If you don't buy, I don't eat. {5275}{5307}Hey, you want some candy? {5309}{5349}Reg:It's for|the Chesterfield group home. {5350}{5378}Calvin:|Candy bar, anybody? {5379}{5413}Can we have some candy? {5414}{5437}Please, Daddy? {5438}{5469}No. We'll get treats inside. {5471}{5558}Girls, don't ever give money|to a kid like this. It's a big scam. {5722}{5756}Joad is down low!|He's open.! {5758}{5806}Tracy Reynolds,|you need to pass the ball! {5807}{5850}But Tracy shoots! {5851}{5893}Both:|And it's nothin' but... {5894}{5942}rim. {5943}{5994}And the Knights lose by one. {5995}{6072}What was Tracy Reynolds thinking? {6074}{6103}No! No! {6105}{6129}Man! {6131}{6175}Look at the coach. {6177}{6206}He's on fiire! {6207}{6254}Let's go back to work, man. {6255}{6291}Go back to work? {6293}{6383}Nobody buys when we lose, Murph. {6488}{6556}Man, you didn't even|sell half your candy. {6558}{6619}We could lose|our TV privileges... again. {6621}{6664}Is that Coach Wagner? {6666}{6710}I think so. {6712}{6759}S-Stay right here.|I'll be right back. {6761}{6788}Valet: You have a good one. {6790}{6826}Thank you. {6881}{6914}Hey, coach. {6915}{6970}Bet you could use some candy|after that one. {6971}{6994}Tough loss. {6996}{7038}You shoulda seen it up close. {7039}{7070}You had it won! {7071}{7110}You diagrammed the perfect play! {7111}{7158}Sure, Harrison didn't|set the low pick, {7159}{7192}but why didn't Tracy|pass the ball? {7194}{7294}Son... that is one for the ages. {7326}{7361}Hey, wait a minute. {7363}{7402}It's 10:00.|It's a school night. {7403}{7450}Do your parents know|you're out this late? {7451}{7510}I'm an orphan. {7511}{7558}And I'm out here selling candy {7559}{7622}so that I can raise money|for the group home. {7624}{7687}Oh. Well... {7689}{7754}listen, how 'bout this, uh... {7755}{7839}will that get me|a chocolate bar? {8139}{8163}No. {8164}{8238}I can't charge you, coach. {8240}{8290}I don't even know|if the money really goes {8292}{8341}to the...|to the group home. {8371}{8431}What's your name, son? {8461}{8498}My name is Calvin. {8499}{8546}Calvin Cambridge. {8547}{8639}Calvin, have you ever seen|the Knights play in the arena? {8640}{8665}No, sir. {8667}{8703}Well, since you won't take my money, {8705}{8766}how about if I get you some tickets|for Sunday's game? {8767}{8798}Really? {8800}{8838}You can pick 'em up at will call. {8839}{8902}I will! Thanks, coach.|Nice talking to you. {8903}{8937}Murph! {9188}{9254}Hello. Good to see you. {9255}{9332}There's, uh, children everywhere, so... {9573}{9628}He's so adorable. {9630}{9688}I'm feelin' good about this, y'all. {9690}{9744}Today's the day|I'm gonna get adopted. {9746}{9810}You ain't gettin' adopted.|None of us are. {9811}{9864}Face it. We're like dogs. {9866}{9925}Parents only want the puppies. {10206}{10268}So much for me being special. {10270}{10344}Hey, things could change.|I mean, your destiny could be right here {10346}{10381}and you don't even know it. {10407}{10453}Calvin!|Where are you going? {10454}{10506}Off to do that history homework {10508}{10554}you owe me since yesterday? {10556}{10598}Yes, Sister Theresa. {10599}{10670}OK, Murph, {10671}{10716}there is a winter coat here {10718}{10782}that's just right for you. {10784}{10826}Try it on. {10936}{10972}Sister Theresa, {10974}{11037}do you know anything|about these shoes right here? {11039}{11066}I'm not sure. {11192}{11222}It's a perfect fit. {11224}{11267}Well, the guy|who dropped them off {11268}{11351}said they used to belong|to some famous basketball player {11353}{11387}when he was a kid. {11389}{11444}Um... which...|which basketball player? {11446}{11482}Uh... {11484}{11525}you know, the... {11527}{11562}the tall bald one. {11709}{11745}MJ. {11786}{11840}Murph, Reg, come here, look. {11842}{11876}Look at the shoes. {11878}{11906}MJ. {11908}{11937}MJ? {11939}{11966}MJ? {11968}{12021}All: It can't be. {12023}{12078}Michael Jordan?|Was it Michael Jordan? {12080}{12126}Go. Do your homework. {12199}{12268}It's gotta be! Michael Jordan|wore these sneakers, man. {12270}{12344}Did you say...|Michael Jordan? {12346}{12379}Yeah. I said Michael Jordan.|Give 'em back. {12381}{12430}They could be anybody's.|Let me take a look. {12432}{12467}No, man.|They're his, man. {12469}{12507}Yeah, how do you know|they're not? {12509}{12543}'Cause no one ever gives us|nothin' good. {12545}{12611}Just abandoned junk|that no one wants. {12613}{12635}Like us. {12637}{12667}Murph: We're not junk. {12669}{12694}Well, I want 'em! {12696}{12722}Oh, yeah? {12724}{12771}Then go get 'em. {13813}{13872}I want those sneakers. {13874}{13906}Murph! {13948}{13971}Murph! {14057}{14085}- Hmm?|- Wake up! {14118}{14165}I gotta get those sneakers. {14168}{14230}Suppose Ox is right|and they're not MJ's. {14231}{14279}They are MJ's sneakers. {14281}{14309}I know they are. {14311}{14366}Then we'll get 'em in the morning. {14367}{14413}Not in the morning.|Not while Ox is around. {14415}{14461}Besides, they'll get ruined in the rain. {14463}{14491}I gotta get 'em now! {14734}{14764}Well, Calvin, {14766}{14843}seems like a really great idea. {15005}{15040}Unh. {15464}{15514}Aah! {15516}{15555}Calvin, be careful! {15557}{15589}Don't fall! {15817}{15858}Ohh. {16523}{16545}Oh. {16630}{16676}Ohh! {16774}{16823}Whoa. {17217}{17275}The tickets were there|just like Coach Wagner said. {17277}{17314}I can't believe we're gonna see|a real NBA game. {17315}{17347}Oh, me, neither. {17348}{17374}How'd you get those tickets? {17375}{17400}We just did. {17402}{17429}I'm telling Bittleman. {17431}{17520}Ox, you can rat on us to Mr. B, {17522}{17603}but, uh, you'll miss the game, too. {17715}{17753}Yeah! Yeah! {17806}{17875}He just dunked the ball!|He dunked the ball! {17966}{18027}Geoff Witcher:|The Knights have one more chance here {18029}{18069}to chip away at this lead|before halftime. {18071}{18118}They're not shooting well. {18119}{18162}Open at the wing is Reynolds. {18163}{18195}He puts it up... {18197}{18252}Oh, no good. {18254}{18302}Oh, man. {18304}{18347}Reynolds misses another shot, {18349}{18400}and that's the end of the first half. {18402}{18461}Minnesota Timberwolves|out in front of the Knights by 12, {18463}{18494}and once again, {18496}{18548}the Knights did not play|very good basketball {18550}{18604}in the fiirst half. {18631}{18678}Hey, good half.|Good half. {18680}{18723}Good half.|We're in great shape. {18725}{18789}Great shape.|We'll win it back. Yeah. {18791}{18822}Henderson, attaboy. {18824}{18881}It's permissible to run in this game,|incidentally. {18883}{18989}Yeah. Dvigatsya, Krilov.|Dvigatsya. Yeah. {18991}{19047}Man: Tracy. {19049}{19109}Tracy Reynolds,|hey, what a wizard. {19111}{19153}You're a magician out there tonight. {19155}{19181}Small favor. {19183}{19246}Oh, no. No, no.|I don't do halftime shows, man. {19247}{19283}I'm not some chalupa giveaway. {19285}{19331}Hey, those chalupas|upped attendance by 4,000. {19333}{19391}You're familiar with Mr. Granger, {19393}{19421}the man who owns the team? {19423}{19488}I have a very good relationship|with Mr. Granger. {19490}{19538}He hasn't called me in 4 years. {19539}{19562}He called this morning. {19563}{19600}And he's ready to clean house {19602}{19663}if we don't put some asses|in those seats. {19665}{19731}Hello, Los Angeles! {19733}{19808}And welcome|to your halftime show! {19810}{19882}Tonight, some lucky fan|will get the chance {19884}{19956}to go one-on-one|with Tracy Reynolds, {19958}{20029}the straw that stirs|your L.A. Knights. {20077}{20148}Yeah, T-time, baby! Yeah! {20150}{20190}Check your ticket stubs. {20192}{20278}If your number is called,|come on down! {20279}{20325}And bring your "A" game! {20327}{20388}Drumroll, please. {20482}{20510}Come on. {20598}{20660}Whoa. Oh, jeez. {20839}{20874}I have the winning ticket. {20875}{20950}Getting excited, Tracy? {20951}{21021}Yeah. Yeah, very excited. {21023}{21084}Well, so am I. {21086}{21140}And here we go. {21142}{21181}Section 4... {21233}{21287}row 14... {21314}{21350}That's our row, that's our row. {21352}{21412}Seat 2. {21451}{21510}I got the ticket! {21512}{21565}Come on down!|Show us what you got! {21567}{21596}Naw, I got the ticket. {21598}{21645}Listen, you little runt,|if you can't score on me, {21647}{21670}how you gonna get by a Knight? {21671}{21734}Oh, shoot, here come a redcoat.|Security. {21735}{21758}Psych! {21759}{21796}Stop. {22007}{22086}And here comes our winner now. {22323}{22395}All right. Heh heh. {22397}{22511}Well... boy,|this is gonna be some contest. {22536}{22571}Well, son, {22573}{22604}what's your name? {22606}{22687}Ahem.|Ca... Calvin Cambridge. {22689}{22779}Well, Calvin,|I'd like you to meet Tracy Reynolds. {22811}{22865}Man, this is... this is crazy. {22867}{22889}This is so cool. {22891}{22915}How you doin', little man? {22917}{22946}Tracy. {22947}{22970}All right. {22971}{23047}I'm playing Tracy.|I'm playing... {23049}{23079}I can't even say it.|I'm so happy. {23081}{23135}I'm playing T-time. {23137}{23190}Wait a minute.|Was this supposed to do that? {23235}{23269}Man, this is kind of loud. {23271}{23312}Hey, stand up.|Can you hear me? {23314}{23346}- Murph, stand up.|- Calvin! {23347}{23371}I can't hear you. {23373}{23419}Calvin, up here! {23421}{23447}I still can't hear you. {23449}{23510}Jump up and down|like a rabbit or something. {23512}{23557}The crowd is eating this up.|Don't embarrass the kid. {23559}{23589}Let him score twice. {23591}{23613}Once. {23615}{23638}Twice! {23639}{23687}Once. {23689}{23741}Hey, Murph,|we gotta get one of these. {23743}{23835}OK, OK, Calvin.|Very good. {23837}{23900}Now, you're gonna|have 60 seconds, OK? {23902}{23952}Let's get the show|on the road! {23954}{24000}All right, all right.|You ready, little man? {24002}{24046}Man: Hey, kid, tie your shoe. {24048}{24076}Thank you, sir. {24078}{24150}We like our players to be loose,|not their laces. {24263}{24315}Make me like Mike. {24387}{24461}OK... go! {24491}{24570}Good luck to you, all right?|Here we go. {24572}{24600}Whoo-hoo. Hoo-hoo. {24602}{24631}Aw. {24632}{24669}- You like that?|- I'm jealous. {24671}{24720}- Whoo-hoo.|- Aw, OK. {24722}{24757}Got that? {24879}{24920}Very nice. {24922}{25000}Calvin has just won himself|an L.A. Knights sweatshirt. {25026}{25079}Computer: Chessmaster 2000. {25081}{25146}Would you like to play a game? {25147}{25173}And we begin. {25175}{25226}Pawn to queen 4. {25228}{25270}That was really nice.|That was really nice. {25271}{25323}Really? Thanks. {25371}{25422}Can't go that way.|Can't go that way. {25462}{25500}I didn't know it was like that. {25502}{25532}Yeah, you didn't know|it was like that? {25534}{25582}Uh-huh, can't go that way, either.|Come on, now. {25584}{25625}Tracy Reynolds.|Man, I play "D." {25627}{25672}That's what I'm playing. {25754}{25776}Oh. {25778}{25800}Whoa. {25802}{25830}Oh. {25831}{25874}Whoo! {25875}{25927}How did I do that? {25929}{25971}Now, how did he do that? {25973}{26020}He just won a signed basketball|with an impressive 30-footer. {26022}{26051}That one was sweet, wasn't it? {26053}{26146}Nobody said nothing about this kid|embarrassing me out here. {26147}{26207}That's your last shot, little man.|Recess is over. {26209}{26242}Bernard: One more shot, {26243}{26304}and he wins $1,000. {26306}{26345}Tracy Reynolds, baby.|You got what, 9 seconds? {26347}{26369}Let's do it. {26371}{26393}I'm really sorry... {26395}{26435}It's all right, little man. {26437}{26464}Come on, little man.|Come on. {26466}{26533}Come on, what you got? {26535}{26567}It's my gym, baby. {26596}{26629}Uh-huh. Uh-huh. {26631}{26678}Back. OK. {26680}{26708}Uh-huh. {27019}{27059}Y... es. {27061}{27090}Computer: Pawn takes Knight. {27091}{27114}Hah! {27376}{27441}All right, Calvin! {27443}{27476}Whoo! {27747}{27777}Yeah. {28066}{28119}Go, Calvin! {28377}{28459}I guess this would be a bad time|for me to ask for your autograph, huh? {28591}{28642}Hi there! Oh. {28643}{28692}Playing a little checkers I see, huh? {28694}{28731}Computer: Error. Error. {28733}{28767}I was about to win. {28768}{28839}So, are you the man I see|about Calvin Cambridge? {28842}{28884}OK, let me get this straight... {28886}{28973}You guys want to|have Calvin play for the Knights? {28975}{29005}Right. {29007}{29039}Why? {29041}{29099}I been coaching 35 years. {29101}{29148}This is the most ridiculous thing|I've ever heard of. {29150}{29220}Well, you didn't see him|play at halftime. {29260}{29283}Hey, coach. {29284}{29351}Hi... again. {29353}{29384}Am I gonna be a Knight? {29478}{29521}He's 4 1/2 feet tall. {29523}{29548}I know. {29576}{29651}Can you imagine the press|we're gonna get? {29653}{29710}Look, coach, I know attendance|is in the crapper, OK, {29712}{29779}and I'm not averse to using|the word "gimmick". {29780}{29817}This is about making money. {29843}{29947}I see. And speaking of money... {29948}{29986}Ah, yes, money. {29987}{30079}Mr. Bittleman,|I'm prepared to make you an offer {30080}{30201}of $5,000|for a one-day contract. {30203}{30258}Ah... well. {30287}{30405}Uh, seeing that|I'm Calvin's guardian, {30407}{30451}uh... {30452}{30526}I do have to make certain|that nobody takes advantage of him. {30528}{30582}You mean except for you? {30584}{30633}Hey, I resent that. {30635}{30729}Uh, Mr. Bittleman, uh, perhaps,|uh, perhaps, uh... {30731}{30790}an extra 2,500 might help {30792}{30843}ease your worries. {30845}{30871}Deal. {30873}{30910}Good. {30912}{31006}I always knew that there was|something special about Calvin. {31007}{31040}Wow, man, you're on the Knights. {31042}{31082}I can't believe you're gonna|get to play in the NBA. {31083}{31127}I still can't believe|what happened to me yesterday. {31128}{31174}Whatever I wanted to do|with the rock, I could do. {31175}{31232}Whatever I wanted to do|on the court, I could do. {31234}{31256}And there he was... {31258}{31304}Tracy Reynolds, NBA superstar... {31306}{31334}and I outplayed him. {31336}{31401}Yeah, man.|And you hit that "J." Fade-away. {31403}{31462}Calvin: That was a swish.|That was a swish. {31464}{31499}You alley-ooped yourself|off the backboard. {31500}{31531}Reg: Yeah, that was hot. {31765}{31807}But... how? {31809}{31853}That's a good question. {31855}{31967}I don't know.|All I know is that before I had these... {31969}{32021}All: Sneakers. {32023}{32085}I couldn't play like that|if my life depended on it. {32087}{32147}Murph, hand me that ball. {32364}{32391}Man... {32393}{32495}you're like some|weird basketball Cinderella. {32496}{32556}Yeah, and the clock's|gonna strike midnight {32558}{32589}if somebody finds out. {32694}{32759}Wow, I wish I was going with you. {32761}{32786}Me, too. {32788}{32847}We'll be rooting for you. {32848}{32883}- Come on, let's go.|-Yeah. {33183}{33215}Hey, everybody. {33244}{33316}Hey, Trace, you need|to get your notebook out {33317}{33387}'cause the kid is back|to school you again. {33388}{33446}Ha ha ha. Your mama. {33487}{33527}Hey, Tracy, look,|I'm sorry about the other day. {33528}{33567}No, no, no.|It's all right, little man. {33569}{33599}No need to be sorry, all right?|You got lucky. {33601}{33631}It's all right. {33633}{33703}Hey, I'm Joad. {33704}{33742}Why don't you take|the locker next to mine? {33797}{33846}Here's your uniform, Calvin. {33847}{33898}Special ordered...|ofiicial shirt, shorts, {33899}{33957}socks, and sneakers. {33959}{34033}Uh, but I like my own sneakers. {34035}{34130}Oh... ours aren't good enough|for the kid. {34131}{34184}No, it's nothing like that. {34186}{34229}It's just that|I play better in mine. {34231}{34297}Play?|You just have to look good. {34387}{34439}What do you mean? {34574}{34651}Coach, may I please|ask you a question? {34653}{34694}Sure. {34696}{34768}Coach, I have a lot of friends|here tonight, and, uh... {34769}{34885}I was just wondering...|wondering, am I here to play... {34887}{34944}or am I just here for show? {35044}{35119}Calvin, I'm gonna|be straight with you. {35121}{35221}You were hired tonight|just to increase attendance, {35223}{35252}not to play. {35254}{35282}Man. {35284}{35338}But... I saw the tape {35339}{35414}of that halftime show|you put on. {35416}{35466}You got some game. {35468}{35565}I am honored|to have you on my team. {35592}{35635}Thanks, coach. {35636}{35679}You bet. {35780}{35807}Whoo.! {35807}{35814}Whoo.! {35983}{36035}Geoff: We've got a bigger|than usual crowd tonight, {36037}{36073}and a lot of it is curiosity. {36075}{36108}The Knights have a brand new player. {36110}{36171}He's 4-foot, 8-inch Calvin Cambridge, {36173}{36269}joining us straight from the playground|of the Chesterfield group home. {36271}{36305}Reggie, your reaction. {36307}{36347}Geoff, this is unprecedented. {36349}{36426}I can't imagine what the Knights players|are thinking. We'll see what happens. {36427}{36455}We're gonna fiind out shortly. {36457}{36486}Both clubs are taking the court {36488}{36553}as we get ready|for tonight's opening tip. {36555}{36604}Go Knights! {36858}{36883}What was that?! {36943}{36981}Admiral! Admiral! {37095}{37121}The admiral just waved at me. {37123}{37192}He just waved at me.|Admiral! {37194}{37221}Hey... {37365}{37406}Come on! Hey! Hey! {37408}{37450}Geoff: Coach Wagner of the Knights|has seen enough. {37451}{37509}He wants and gets a time-out. {37566}{37632}Let's go. Let's go.|Good hustle, baby. {37634}{37658}What? {37730}{37804}Come on, guys.|It's not funny. {37806}{37894}Now, offense, is there any play|that's gonna work for us tonight? {37895}{37919}I have an idea. {37920}{37959}Oh, man. {37961}{38003}I've been watching, {38005}{38042}and they're vulnerable|from the weak side, {38043}{38078}especially to a pick set|away from the hoop. {38128}{38158}Why don't we run|the give-and-give-and-go? {38159}{38191}You mean|the give-and-go? {38193}{38240}No, see,|they'll be expecting that. {38241}{38295}Have Tracy feed the ball|to Henderson. {38297}{38327}Henderson's gonna|feed the ball to Joad. {38329}{38366}Joad's gonna pass it|back to Tracy. {38368}{38407}As Henderson sets the pick, {38409}{38473}Tracy's gonna take the shot. {38548}{38579}I like it. {38580}{38613}Oh, no. No.|I'm not gonna run some play {38615}{38642}by some snotty-nosed kid, man. {38644}{38698}Damn straight, coach. {38699}{38742}Fine. Henderson, you're out. {38744}{38774}Tracy, you take Henderson's slot. {38775}{38822}Calvin, you take the shot. {38824}{38848}What? {39140}{39163}Have you lost your mind? {39164}{39253}- You said I could play anybody I want.|- Yeah, well, I didn't mean him. {39255}{39290}Am I the coach or not? {39292}{39345}You are. For now. {39347}{39377}Can you believe it, Reggie? {39379}{39428}It looks like|the kid's gonna play. {39592}{39655}A rousing welcome|for the man they came to see, {39656}{39698}the little fella,|Calvin Cambridge, {39699}{39726}into the game for the Knights. {40047}{40116}Calvin! Run the play! {40205}{40262}What's he doin'? {40323}{40361}- Run the play.|- No. {40363}{40414}Would you just run the play? {40450}{40494}Time out! White! {40534}{40562}Why'd you call time out? {40564}{40607}Uh... I gotta pee. {40653}{40691}He's gotta pee. {40693}{40746}Announcer:|Calvin Cambridge is calling for {40748}{40787}a bathroom break? {40789}{40855}I guess when you gotta go,|Reggie, you gotta go. {41483}{41506}Yes! {41607}{41636}The crowd is roaring. {41638}{41667}That can mean just one thing. {41669}{41719}That little guy,|Calvin Cambridge, {41721}{41770}has taken care of business|in the locker room {41772}{41800}and is back on the court. {41802}{41825}He's done. {42361}{42420}Ladies and gentlemen,|this kid's for real. {42421}{42482}He can play some basketball. {42484}{42543}## Tied up, tied up ## {42544}{42581}## You got me so ## {42583}{42633}## You got me so ## {43101}{43160}Slam dunk over David Robinson! {43161}{43204}Unbelievable! {43205}{43284}12 seconds to go,|the Knights trail by 2. {43285}{43335}Trying to find some way|to actually come back {43336}{43372}and win this thing. {43662}{43732}It's good! The Knights win! {43975}{44032}Am I a genius or what? Huh? {44033}{44092}Tell me I'm a genius! {44121}{44204}Announcer:|This is the NBA on NBC. {44240}{44278}The big story in the NBA: {44280}{44340}Calvin Cambridge,|the 4-foot-8 dynamo, {44342}{44387}has now signed|a lucrative contract {44388}{44411}with the Knights. {44412}{44443}And no wonder,|after he led them {44445}{44511}to a come-from-behind win|over the Spurs with 27 points? {44513}{44549}That kid was unbelievable. {44551}{44600}Did I just see|the admiral saluting him {44602}{44629}at the end of the game? {44631}{44664}You know, Cambridge's|contract makes him {44665}{44708}the youngest,|and the shortest person {44710}{44752}ever to sign a deal|with the NBA. {44754}{44808}He's lean, he's mean, he's 13. {44810}{44845}Yeah, now all the kids|are gonna be saying, {44847}{44875}"I wanna be like Calvin". {44876}{44900}Well, I guarantee you one thing, {44902}{44949}this orphan|will not be an orphan for long. {45009}{45081}I can't believe you're going on the road|with the Knights. {45083}{45124}Can I fit in your suitcase? {45126}{45159}Hey, what about me? {45196}{45218}Bittleman. {45264}{45329}Hey, Calvin, this is great. {45331}{45395}Well, uh, I'm proud of you. {45396}{45451}Listen, uh, when you're on the road, {45452}{45508}uh, people might want to adopt you. {45510}{45594}But you should realize it's, uh, {45596}{45638}only because you're a celebrity now, {45640}{45700}and, uh, they're just after your money. {45702}{45813}Besides, your contract forbids it. {45815}{45848}Wait a minute. Forbids it? {45897}{45963}Oh, yeah.|Didn't I tell you? {45964}{46054}Uh, I signed your contract|as your guardian, {46056}{46155}so, um, as long as|you're playing for the Knights, {46157}{46230}that can't change. {46403}{46439}Hey, coach, check this out! {46486}{46518}Pretty good. {46643}{46719}Welcome to|Self-Hypnosis for the Fearful Flier. {46721}{46769}During today's peaceful flight, {46770}{46793}you'll transport|yourself into a state... {46795}{46817}Tracy. {46819}{46855}What? {46857}{46912}Relax. Flight's fine. {46914}{46940}Just came by to say hello. {46942}{46990}OK, my bad. I'm sorry. {46992}{47068}You are familiar|with the NBA mentoring program, {47070}{47107}are you not? {47109}{47139}Oh, no. No. No. No. {47140}{47164}You don't even know|what I'm gonna ask. {47166}{47196}No, I do know|what you're gonna ask, {47198}{47223}and it's not gonna happen. {47225}{47247}You're trying to punish me. {47249}{47279}No. {47325}{47372}The kid's rooming with you. {47374}{47419}I think it would be good|for both of you. {47444}{47476}We're goin' down! {47542}{47596}Whoa. Whoa. {47641}{47700}No. No. No.|There is no way in the world {47702}{47729}I'm gonna be roomin' with that kid. {47731}{47767}I'm callin' my agent.|You know why? {47768}{47794}'Cause it ain't gonna happen. {47849}{47897}This gonna be so cool|roomin' together. {47899}{47959}Uh, my boy Murph|says I snore. {47961}{47995}I think he has to be|trippin' sometimes. {47996}{48023}Maybe we could|rent NBA Street. {48025}{48079}Or if you don't like that,|we could play Monopoly. {48080}{48106}Or if you don't like Monopoly, {48108}{48173}then we could just sit around and rap,|because I love to talk. {48175}{48207}Oh, yeah, I noticed. {48209}{48257}Have fun, Tracy. {48283}{48311}All right, look. {48313}{48341}Coach says I gotta room with you, {48343}{48383}so let me set down the rules|right now. {48385}{48433}First of all,|I ain't your boy, OK? {48435}{48460}I'm not gonna be playin'|Monopoly with you, {48462}{48491}Game Cube, Rubik's Cube... {48492}{48528}Anything with a cube,|I ain't playin'. {48530}{48589}Third, you know, I'm not gonna|be tuckin' you in at night, {48591}{48618}and I'm defiinitely|not gonna read you {48620}{48660}the Three Little Bears,|you got that? {48685}{48743}Whoa! Look at this! {48744}{48811}Do we always|stay in places this fancy? {48812}{48839}Mm-hmm. {49304}{49363}OK. {49364}{49392}All right, I'm goin' out. {49394}{49485}Oh, um, w-would you|like some company? {49487}{49539}No. No,|I wouldn't like company. {49541}{49590}Well, what do I do? {49592}{49663}Uh, well, um... {49664}{49718}oh, call room service,|get some food. {49720}{49793}But what's room service? {49795}{49852}Right. Right. OK.|Here's what you do. {49880}{49903}You pick up this phone, right? {49904}{49928}Mm-hmm. {49930}{49978}And you dial "6".|Tell them what you want {49980}{50061}and they'll bring it|to the room... for free. {50063}{50085}For free? {50087}{50125}For free.|You got it. Eat up. {50127}{50186}No, you gotta be|messin' with me, right? {50188}{50234}No, I'm not.|Try it yourself. {50236}{50258}For free. {50332}{50353}Hello? {50355}{50421}Uh, yes.|Um, is this room service? {50423}{50445}Yes, it is. {50447}{50474}And will you really {50476}{50510}bring me up|some food for free? {50512}{50562}Well, sure.|Anything you like, sir. {50564}{50607}You will? {50609}{50658}OK, um, in that case,|I'll have a pepperoni pizza, {50660}{50732}french fries, and cake,|ice cream, and lobster tails. {50734}{50762}Lots of lobster, lots of seafood. {50764}{50823}Chicken fingers, french fries... {50986}{51018}Ah, man. {51139}{51171}Um, you know what?|Let me... {51173}{51210}I just want to clean up|just a little, OK? {51212}{51236}Well, that's OK. {51238}{51267}No. No. No. I just|want to clean up this... {51268}{51302}Hey, you're so beautiful,|I have to clean up for you. {51304}{51327}No, it's all right. {51329}{51365}OK, so I'll be right back. {51367}{51425}Calvin, I need you... {51427}{51452}Calvin, what are you doing? {51454}{51487}What are you making such a mess for? {51489}{51567}You were right about room service. {51569}{51598}OK, Calvin. Calvin. {51645}{51691}Know what?|I need you to get lost. {51692}{51739}OK? I don't care where you go,|just get lost. {51740}{51766}Joad wants to play NBA Street. {51768}{51825}No, Calvin, not in there.|Calvin, no! Calvin! {51827}{51860}Calvin! Calvin! {51911}{51942}Hey. {51944}{51966}Hey, you know what? {51968}{52001}The maid forgot to come today {52003}{52031}and, you know,|maybe we could go to your place? {52032}{52071}Is someone else in here? {52072}{52117}Because I thought|I heard some voices. {52119}{52152}Oh, there's...Really.|There's no one in there. {52153}{52205}Oh, my God. {52207}{52229}Oh, where'd he come from? {52231}{52291}You're Calvin Cambridge,|aren't you? {52293}{52333}Oh, my God.|Are you OK? {52335}{52364}We're gonna get you|out of these clothes {52366}{52391}and get you some air, OK? {52392}{52437}Oh, brother. Here we go. {52482}{52579}Oh! You are just|the sweetest thing! {52581}{52633}Isn't he just the sweetest thing? {52707}{52764}Tracy, you should have told me|Calvin was your roommate. {52766}{52819}Yeah, well,|it must have slipped my mind. {52821}{52861}See, me and Tracy are tight. {52863}{52914}So that's why I call him T-time. {52916}{52959}So cute. {52960}{53063}So, what's your nickname for Calvin,|T-time? {53064}{53105}I don't have one yet, {53107}{53163}but, oh, so many of them|come to mind. {53198}{53235}Is that better, baby? {53237}{53288}Yeah, I think T-time needs some, too. {53290}{53363}Oh! Ha ha! {53365}{53400}$2,000 jacket. {53401}{53454}Gettin' water on a $2,000 jacket. {53456}{53496}Couldn't you just eat him up? {53548}{53599}Sorry about taking your girl. {53600}{53652}She's not my girl,|and you didn't take her. {53654}{53712}I don't know what it is.|It's like some type of curse. {53714}{53758}The girls just like me. {53784}{53811}Can we go to sleep? {53812}{53844}Well, aren't we gonna|say our prayers? {53845}{53895}'Cause at the home|we always say our prayers. {53897}{53924}We're not at the home. {53926}{53980}Well, I can't go to sleep|until I say my prayers. {53981}{54016}Then say your prayers. {54017}{54050}All right. {54123}{54190}Well, aren't you gonna|say 'em with me? {54305}{54376}Bow your head.|Bow your head. {54461}{54491}Both:|Now I lay me down to sleep, {54492}{54523}I pray the Lord my soul to keep. {54525}{54558}If I should die before I wake, {54560}{54615}I pray the Lord my soul to take.|Amen. {54616}{54655}God bless Murph,|God bless Reg, {54656}{54688}God bless Coach Wagner, {54689}{54724}God bless Michael Jordan, {54725}{54813}and God bless Tracy. {54815}{54859}Amen. {54937}{54976}Anybody that you want to bless? {54978}{55019}A girlfriend, or your parents, maybe? {55020}{55064}No, my parents are gone. {55139}{55172}Hey, um... {55224}{55268}I'm sorry. {55270}{55324}I guess that makes you|an orphan like me. {55360}{55422}Yeah, I guess. {55424}{55463}Why don't you get in bed? {55537}{55576}All right.|Good night. {55659}{55696}There's just one thing. {55698}{55737}Can we sleep with the light on? {55739}{55761}'Cause at the home {55763}{55789}we always sleep with the light on. {55791}{55849}OK, we'll sleep with the light on.|Satisfiied? {55851}{55894}I don't wanna hear|another sound tonight, OK? {55896}{55948}Good night. {56348}{56379}Oh, man. {56445}{56491}What's the matter, Tracy?|Late night? {56492}{56555}Yeah, real late night. Heh. {56556}{56582}Ain't that right, Trace? {56584}{56628}Really? How late? {56630}{56717}See, there's this girl named Janet Kelly|came up to the room, fine as can be. {56719}{56769}She picked me and Tracy up. {56771}{56848}We didn't come back to the room|about 1:00 in the morning. {56849}{56889}He doesn't know better, {56891}{56940}but you know the rule|about the ladies in the room, {56942}{57015}and last time I checked,|curfew was midnight. {57017}{57061}No, it was his snorin'|that kept me up all night. {57063}{57111}Oh, you always got an excuse. {57112}{57172}Look, if you think|helping him break curfew {57173}{57211}is gonna get you|out of being his mentor, {57212}{57247}you're mistaken... {57248}{57288}and if you miss curfew again, {57290}{57347}I'm gonna have|to suspend you. Got it? {57349}{57384}Yeah, I got it. {57449}{57475}You know what, man? {57477}{57505}You got to learn how to chill. {57507}{57570}Tracy, I'm so sorry.|I didn't know. {57573}{57592}Don't worry, man. {57594}{57618}I won't mess up again.|I promise. {57620}{57646}Yeah, I know|it's not gonna happen again. {57648}{57682}You know why?|Because you're gonna go your way, {57684}{57732}and I'm gonna go my way. {57734}{57826}Tracy, we still gonna be cool|on the court, though, right? {57915}{57944}Man. {58362}{58396}Um, Mr. Iverson, sir, {58398}{58450}uh, you're one|of my favorite players. {58452}{58493}Who are you, the mascot? {58495}{58553}I was wondering,|may I please have your autograph, man? {58555}{58606}Players don't ask players|for autographs. {58608}{58652}- Player?|- After the game? {58955}{58984}How'd he do that? {59016}{59124}## They're playin'basketball ## {59126}{59227}## We love that basketball ## {59228}{59328}## They're playing basketball ## {59330}{59430}## We love that basketball ## {59432}{59542}## They're playin'basketball ## {59544}{59567}Calvin Cambridge, {59569}{59628}25 points a game.|Not tonight. {59630}{59652}You just need to get back {59654}{59697}to that sandbox|where you came from. {59699}{59723}- Sandbox?|- Yeah. {59725}{59747}How you gonna say|I gotta go to the sandbox? {59748}{59771}Your last name's Kidd. {59772}{59804}Look at the back of your jersey. Look. {59806}{59843}Relax.|See what you got. {59903}{59956}Pat Croce:All of a sudden,|things are clickin'for the Knights. {59958}{60007}Ever since Calvin's arrived,|there's teamwork. {60008}{60063}So what's is it like|for you two playing together? {60065}{60121}Well, um, it's been, uh... {60123}{60190}It's been great!|Really great! {60192}{60323}## We love that basketball ## {60324}{60366}## Now basketball is my favorite sport ## {60368}{60429}## I like the way they dribble|up and down the court ## {60431}{60473}## I keep it so fresh on the microphone ## {60475}{60527}## I like no interruption|when the game is on ## {60528}{60560}## I got the rock in my hands ## {60561}{60596}## Ain't no tellin'|what I'm gonna do with it ## {60598}{60658}## When I got possession,|I'm gonna have to fool with it ## {60659}{60695}Personally, I'm worried about {60697}{60747}steppin' on|Calvin Cambridge tonight. {60749}{60781}## ...and fake one way ## {60783}{60829}## Turn around and hit you|with the MJ fade-away ## {60831}{60862}Come on, ref! {60864}{60915}Jump ball.! {60917}{60987}## ...passes like J-Kidd,|taking cats to the rack ## {60988}{61012}## And I'm dunkin'|over them like T-Mac ## {61014}{61039}## When I'm in the paint ## {61041}{61069}## I play with that Alonzo style ## {61071}{61112}## My favorite play is the alley-oop ## {61114}{61167}## I like the pick-n-roll,|I like the give-n-go ## {61169}{61212}## And it's basketball,|bow wow, let's go ## {61214}{61307}## They're playin'basketball ## {61309}{61360}Calvin, these people|are not your friends, OK? {61362}{61440}They're like...|They're like a pack of tigers, you know, {61442}{61510}chasing those things|with the stubby little horns. {61512}{61566}You know,|you've seen those deer-like things, {61568}{61605}and they isolate one of them, {61607}{61634}and then they pounce! {61636}{61672}Good to see ya. {61698}{61733}Female Reporter:|Calvin, over here.! {61735}{61762}Male Reporter: Calvin.! {61764}{61791}I've seen Calvin play, {61792}{61846}and, uh, he's nothin'|that I can't handle. {62041}{62085}Reg: Thanks, Calvin.|These are great. {62087}{62133}Wow, thanks, Calvin. {62135}{62171}No problem.|Enjoy it, everybody. {62208}{62246}Get Bittleman! {62248}{62284}Reg and Murph:|Yeah, get him! {62286}{62357}## Basketball ## {62359}{62443}## We love that basketball ## {62581}{62643}We have twins. {62644}{62683}Hey. {62685}{62724}Hey, Calvin. {62726}{62776}Listen, man.|Uh, can I get your autograph? {62778}{62812}Sure, Dirk. {62814}{62848}Uh, it's actually for my niece. {62850}{62872}What's her name? {62874}{62953}Uh, it's, uh, Dirk. {62955}{63029}Yes, it's Calvin Cambridge|bobblehead doll night, {63031}{63128}but everybody's wondering|what's keeping the Knights? {63130}{63212}"Who were the U.S. Presidents|of the 20th century?" {63214}{63283}Can't she wait till after the game|for his homework? {63284}{63319}No homework, no game. {63320}{63349}But I've gotta get Cal... {63351}{63378}You got a problem with that? {63420}{63466}I got dogs bigger than him, man. {63468}{63531}Look like a little chihuahua|or somethin' like that. Come on. {63663}{63705}- Oh!|- Oh! {63707}{63813}## They're playing basketball ## {63815}{63940}## We love that basketball ## {63942}{64053}Announcer: Welcome to|the NBA slam dunk competition. {64055}{64103}Beautiful! {64188}{64221}Oh! {64223}{64275}Announcer:|Big vertical leap! {64277}{64324}Next up, 4-foot 8-inch|Calvin Cambridge. {64360}{64404}The little guy is flying! {64436}{64489}Cambridge wins it! {64596}{64619}Calvin. {64644}{64667}Calvin. {64693}{64716}Calvin. {64788}{64871}I was wondering.|What is it like to be famous? {64897}{64987}Ah. It's all right. {64989}{65057}You know, um... {65059}{65136}You know the celebrities|you see on Oprah {65138}{65187}complainin'about how tough it is? {65189}{65307}They must be crazy. I mean,|I'm gettin'paid to play in the NBA. {65308}{65356}The crowd loves me. {65358}{65421}I get room service. {65423}{65492}I got everything I ever wanted. {65519}{65615}Well, almost. {65672}{65710}Go back to sleep, all right? {65820}{65862}What are you doin'?|Get off! {65864}{65894}I'm takin' a look|at these MJ sneakers. {65896}{65918}Man, you ain't gettin' em. {65920}{65944}Gimme the sneakers! {65946}{65968}Gimme the sneakers. {65970}{66032}Come on, Ox. Get off. {66034}{66066}Get off! Hold Murph. {66068}{66110}Stop! {66112}{66138}Gimme the sneakers! {66140}{66201}You can't have 'em!|Get off my sneakers, man! {66203}{66225}Get off him! {66227}{66253}Gimme your sneakers, Calvin! {66255}{66288}- Get off my sneakers!|- Hey! {66290}{66341}Hey, hey! Stop! Get off! {66343}{66383}Get off Calvin! {66384}{66435}Do not hurt Calvin! {66437}{66497}What are you doing?|Are you OK? {66499}{66538}Look, do not hurt him. {66540}{66575}Do you know how valuable|he is to me? {66577}{66615}It's his sneakers.|That's how he can play so well. {66616}{66655}You lay one more hand on him, {66656}{66713}and you're sleeping in the basement. {66762}{66840}All right, everybody. {66842}{66867}Go to sleep. {66868}{66912}It's all over. {66964}{67012}Good night. {67111}{67140}Joad: Come on.|Get outta the way. {67142}{67197}No, I'm in first place.|Why would I let you by? {67199}{67270}Oh. I ain't see, why you got your...|My hand ain't all in your face. {67272}{67327}What's with the bumpin', man? {67328}{67358}I'm about to win the Daytona Cup. {67360}{67382}Get outta the way. {67384}{67406}Oh! Whoo!|Who's your daddy? {67408}{67438}That's only 5, man. {67440}{67483}You can't get me 6 in a row.|No way. {67485}{67553}Hey, T-time.|I just whupped on Joad again. {67555}{67606}See, I call Tracy "T-time."|Hey, T-time, {67608}{67643}how come you haven't|given me a nickname yet? {67644}{67669}I don't know. {67671}{67707}See, I've been thinkin'|about somethin' like {67708}{67802}"C-square," or "C-cam,"|or "C-bridge." {67804}{67828}I'm gonna pick up|some allergy medicine. {67830}{67864}I might pick up some sleeping pills {67866}{67912}so you don't keep me up|with your snorin' all night. {67914}{67982}Oh, um... well, uh, {67984}{68010}can I go? {68011}{68052}Heh. Well, uh, no. {68092}{68166}Hey, um, Trace,|but, um, well, l... {68207}{68241}Dang. {68243}{68273}Don't take it personally, Cal. {68275}{68306}He doesn't even like to spend time|with his own family. {68308}{68370}- Family?|- Yeah. {68372}{68408}I thought he didn't have any parents. {68410}{68455}No, he's still got his dad. {68456}{68495}He just doesn't talk to him. {68555}{68592}Radio Deejay:|Sacramento, capital city, {68594}{68635}hip-hop's super station. {68636}{68711}Oh. Oh, yeah.|This is my song right here. {68713}{68761}## Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ## {68762}{68809}## Up in here, up in here ## {68811}{68839}Go, X! Ha! {68840}{68932}## Go all out, up in here,|up in here ## {68934}{68988}## Y'all gonna make me act a fool ## {68990}{69049}## Up in... ##|Oh! {69051}{69089}What you doin' here, Calvin? {69091}{69128}Stairs are faster than the elevator. {69130}{69200}Dang, your rappin's despicable.|Terrible. {69202}{69251}Sound like Michael Jackson|with a sore throat, man. {69252}{69289}Oh, my rappin' sucks?|OK, can you do better? {69291}{69325}Let me see you do better. {69327}{69385}## To be messin' with me,|you...you ain't strong enough ## {69387}{69461}## So y'all gonna make me|act the fool, up in ## {69463}{69545}## What? What? What-What? ## {69547}{69576}- Cal. {69578}{69601}Calvin, Calvin, Calvin. {69603}{69644}Stick to playin' basketball, man. {69646}{69691}'Cause you know why?|'Cause you can't rap. {69692}{69718}You can do better? {69720}{69742}I can do better. {69744}{69770}Let me see you do some. {69772}{69829}## Up in here, up in here ## {69831}{69888}## Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ## {69890}{69945}## Up in here, up in here ## {69947}{69972}## Y'all gonna make me...## {69974}{70012}- TLC.|- There you go. {70014}{70055}Fishin' pole on 'em. {70056}{70106}- Aah.|- Uh-oh, pop lock. {70108}{70141}OK, can you bring me some?|Bring some. Bring some. {70143}{70181}All right. {70183}{70230}- Whoa.|- Uh-oh. Pass it back. {70232}{70280}Pass it back. Oh! {70282}{70345}-## Won't you ##|- Oh! {70347}{70400}## Meet me outside with my rough riders ## {70402}{70450}## Meet me outside, meet me outside ## {70452}{70518}## Meet me outside ## {70520}{70563}## Meet me outside, meet me outside ## {70564}{70605}- Tracy.|- ## Meet me outside ## {70607}{70645}## Meet me ##|What's goin' on? {70647}{70694}How come you|told me that your dad was dead? {70696}{70736}And he really isn't? {70738}{70763}- Calvin, look, look, no.|- Why? {70764}{70807}I don't wanna talk about|this right now, OK? {70808}{70837}But I don't understand, Tracy. {70839}{70929}I would do anything...|anything... to have a father. {70972}{70998}Don't worry about it. {71158}{71205}Wait right here. {71307}{71366}Ah. Excuse me. {71368}{71390}I'm here to pick up my order. {71392}{71429}I can help you with that. {71508}{71540}What's the name? {71542}{71609}Reynolds.|Tracy Reynolds. {71611}{71649}I thought I recognized you. {71651}{71695}- Right.|- I seen your ads. {71696}{71751}You're that, um,|accountant, right? {72037}{72075}You comfortable? {72077}{72111}Very much so, yes. {72113}{72162}So you know my name. {72164}{72207}Um, do you have a name for me? {72208}{72248}Allegra. {72250}{72289}Allegra?|That's a very pretty name. {72291}{72330}Allegra.|Is that French? Spanish? {72332}{72366}It's your allergy medicine. {72368}{72451}See, I knew that. I knew that|'cause my parents was from France. {72577}{72600}Come on. {72604}{72663}Now these are your sleeping pills.|Red cap. {72665}{72696}- OK, OK.|- They're very strong. {72698}{72722}So take one right before bed. {72724}{72746}Got it. {72748}{72822}This is your allergy medicine.|Blue cap. Take one twice a day. {72824}{72846}- OK. {72848}{72870}2 once a day. I got it. {72914}{72964}Thanks for your help. {72965}{73010}Oh, and Tracy... {73012}{73052}that crossover move|you do to your left, {73054}{73088}you're telegraphing it. {73089}{73125}Oh. See, I knew. {73127}{73199}I knew you knew|about Tracy Reynolds. {73201}{73258}I knew you...I knew.|See, I knew you would... {73260}{73302}Yeah. Well, bye. {73304}{73362}What-What took you so long? {73364}{73411}It's almost curfew. {73413}{73453}Don't worry. {73455}{73498}We'll be back at the hotel in a minute. {73500}{73528}You all right? {73530}{73552}Yeah. {73786}{73836}It's like butter, baby.|What? What? {73837}{73872}Are you all right, man? {73873}{73898}Uh, yeah. I'm good.|You sure? {73900}{73983}Mm-hmm.|Mmm. I'm good. {73985}{74015}I worry about you sometimes, Tracy. {74017}{74054}Tracy. {74056}{74095}What? What's up?|What's up? What? {74180}{74264}I don't want you doin'nothin'crazy|like fallin'asleep on me! Man, wake up! {74266}{74313}OK, OK, all right.|Put the pool in back, {74315}{74360}put the diving board|in the shallow end. {74362}{74411}And I'm all good.|This is all so... {74412}{74460}Tray! {74461}{74503}Tracy! {74505}{74552}- Tracy! {74591}{74613}Man. {74976}{75062}I can't see squat.|Dang! {75220}{75291}Hmm? Allegra. {75293}{75315}Huh? {75682}{75743}Tracy... {75744}{75790}you better hold on|for this one. {76296}{76319}Dang. {76640}{76691}Bellhop. {76726}{76794}Hey, Trace. Trace.|Check it out. {76796}{76893}Calvin got benched|for goin' out joyridin' last night. {76895}{76933}What'd he do somethin'|like that for? {76935}{76974}I don't know. {76976}{77018}He did it to keep you|from getting suspended. {77020}{77043}What? {77045}{77093}How do you think|you got back last night? {77510}{77635}Listen, um,|I'm sorry you got suspended. {77637}{77717}And this is really hard|for me to say, but... {77719}{77768}I appreciate what you did for me. {77770}{77867}You had my back... C-dog. {77977}{78027}You're welcome, T-time. {78097}{78165}All right. Now listen,|the team really needs you to win {78167}{78221}so why don't you|get some sleep, all right? {78398}{78442}You really that afraid of the dark? {78444}{78514}Yeah. {78516}{78584}Hmm.|Listen, don't worry about it. {78586}{78632}'Cause, you know,|we all have our fears. {78634}{78723}Like me and this|whole flying thing, man. {78724}{78752}- Yeah.|- It scares me. {78754}{78836}Well, see, my thing is,|you're getting on the plane. {78837}{78867}Mm-hmm. {78869}{78899}That's brave. {78943}{78991}Hmm. {78993}{79024}Right. {79026}{79107}OK, OK. So since I'm brave|in gettin' on this plane, {79109}{79159}why don't you be brave... {79161}{79235}and turn off the light? {79366}{79410}I don't know. {79412}{79434}Hmm. {79780}{79859}Are you prepared for|that big test tomorrow? {79861}{79904}Yes, Sister Theresa. {79964}{80023}Reg, you have to help me, please. {80025}{80076}I'm not helping you|with your geometry. {80078}{80102}Why? {80104}{80157}Because I don't understand it|any more than you do. {80159}{80211}Welcome, everybody,|and follow me into the room. {80282}{80324}Who are all those people? {80326}{80382}Parents, here to see you. {80384}{80434}What's wrong, Murph?|I mean, that's a good thing, right? {80436}{80469}Good for you. {80471}{80510}It doesn't do us any good. {80592}{80618}Murph. {80620}{80704}Congratulations.|Go get adopted. {80706}{80759}What's wrong with him? {80760}{80783}What do you think? {80784}{80812}I don't know. {80813}{80864}Bittleman told me|that I couldn't get adopted. {80866}{80909}And you believe Bittleman? {80952}{81008}Coach Wagner On Phone:|His contract says nothing|about adoption. {81009}{81068}Look, why would you send|all of these people here? {81069}{81099}Calvin deserves a home. {81100}{81147}You're only interested|in making money off him. {81148}{81211}Look, with all due respect,|Coach Wagner, {81212}{81268}child custody law is very complex. {81270}{81307}Mr. Bittleman. {81309}{81369}Coach Wagner: Just because you|signed his contract as his guardian... {81370}{81419}I'll call you back.|I'll call you back. {81421}{81454}Coach Wagner:|Wait! I'm not through talkin'... {81456}{81487}Yes, what is it, Calvin? {81488}{81520}You lied to me. {81522}{81551}What are you talking about? {81552}{81592}You told me|no one can adopt me. {81593}{81639}I never said that. {81873}{81932}Look, Calvin, {81933}{82040}bear in mind I have cared for you {82041}{82119}way before|you were rich or famous, {82120}{82161}and all of those people in there, {82163}{82203}the only reason|that they're interested in you {82205}{82238}is because you're famous. {82242}{82282}I'd like to see for myself. {82284}{82368}Well, that's fine. {82370}{82452}I will, um... {82454}{82529}make arrangements|with the very best candidates. {82530}{82583}What do you think about that,|my big man? {82586}{82624}We've been doing musical dinner theater|now over 6 years. {82626}{82706}... In over 27 cities.|... Mm-hmm. {82731}{82842}No more hard-knock life|for you, Calvin. {82844}{82959}## The sun'll come out tomorrow ## {82961}{83068}## Bet your bottom dollar|that tomorrow ## {83070}{83126}## They'll be sun ## {83128}{83178}We run a tight ship, Cambridge! {83180}{83216}Roll call 0600! {83218}{83240}I think you're gonna flip {83242}{83305}for my sugar-free|seaweed rice cream. {83307}{83359}## I just stick out my chin ## {83361}{83388}## And grin ## {83389}{83416}All right, good buddy. {83418}{83455}Now Denise here|will home school you {83457}{83501}'cause we're on the road 24-7. {83503}{83533}## And I say ## {83535}{83605}Ya, Ras Clap, ya have to|come back with me, ya seein'? {83606}{83664}## Tomorrow, tomorrow ## {83665}{83709}How tall are you, boy?!|How tall are you?! {83710}{83748}You'll learn to hold your bladder. {83750}{83798}## We love ya tomorrow ## {83800}{83880}## You're only a day ## {83881}{83963}## Away ## {84024}{84065}You see, Calvin? {84067}{84138}You're best off here... {84139}{84171}with me. {84369}{84391}Hey, yo, Trace. {84393}{84415}Tracy: Hello? {84417}{84450}It's me, Calvin. {84452}{84479}Calvin. Wait. You're here? {84481}{84514}Yeah, I'm here, {84516}{84562}and it took me 4 busses|to get here, too. {84564}{84591}Uh, all right. {84938}{85004}Dang.|Man, this is where you live? {85005}{85035}Calvin, what are you doing here? {85037}{85081}Hey, I just can't wait|to see the inside. {85083}{85112}Calvin. {85114}{85153}Calvin, wait. Calvin. {85155}{85213}Come on, Calvin.|Tell me why you're here. {85214}{85282}Aw, this is tight. {85284}{85320}Look at all the stuff you got, man. {85322}{85371}Yeah. Yeah, it's tight. {85373}{85417}So come on, man, tell me what's up.|Why you here? {85418}{85492}I wanna check your place out. {85494}{85598}You know, just look at your crib|and everything. {85600}{85648}What do you call this game? {85650}{85709}I have no idea.|It came with the house. {85711}{85743}Oh, man. {85745}{85784}So you're not gonna tell me|why you're here? {85786}{85850}We need one of these|at the orphanage. {85852}{85925}OK, OK. So I take it|you don't wanna tell me {85927}{85964}what's goin' on with you.|I understand. {85966}{85989}It's your prerogative.|That's cool. {85990}{86040}No, I mean, nothin's goin' on. {86042}{86065}I mean, everything's all right. {86066}{86092}Everything's goin' real well. {86093}{86116}Everything's perfect. {86117}{86157}Uh, everything's, uh, {86158}{86186}you know, uh... {86253}{86285}All right, man. {86286}{86351}Everything's goin' real|terrible right about now. {86353}{86392}My best friend Murph,|he's mad at me. {86394}{86422}Bittleman lied to me. {86424}{86489}He set up the worst parents|in orphan history {86491}{86532}to come meet with me. {86534}{86566}And then, on top of that, {86568}{86644}I have a geometry test tomorrow,|and I hate geometry. {86645}{86691}Mmm.|All right, well, listen, {86693}{86748}I'm sure the right parents|are gonna show up for you, OK? {86749}{86807}It's just a question of time,|so you gotta have a little faith. {86809}{86856}All right?|But in the meantime... {86947}{86973}call your boy Murph. {86975}{87025}- Right now?|- Right now, yes. {87027}{87051}Good friends are hard to come by, {87053}{87089}so you gotta keep things|straight with 'em. {87091}{87136}You have your geometry work with you? {87137}{87170}Yeah. {87172}{87229}You know a little somethin'|about geometry? {87231}{87278}Do I know about geometry? {87280}{87341}Ha ha ha!|Do I know about geometry? {87430}{87470}Take-Take your time on that call, {87472}{87513}and, um, meet me outside. {87515}{87608}I gotta...|I know geometry, but let me... {87761}{87807}OK, now, the key|to the whole geometry thing {87809}{87879}and gettin' the hang of these triangles|is to super-size them. {87881}{87921}- Super-size?|- Super-size. {87923}{87949}You painted your house. {87950}{87994}All right, look. Tell me|what triangle this is right here. {87994}{88008}All right, look. Tell me|what triangle this is right here. {88010}{88046}Um... {88048}{88107}I'm not familiar with this one.|I don't know. {88108}{88130}All right.|Let me give you a hint. {88132}{88154}So you got MJ over there {88156}{88178}posting up|a small point guard, right? {88180}{88214}You got Rodman over there {88215}{88239}on the other side of the court|with his hair. {88240}{88276}Now Pippen comes|to screen for Michael. {88278}{88308}So what do you got? {88310}{88359}Well, this is the Bulls'|triangle offense, right? {88361}{88386}Right. {88388}{88438}We're just givin' room|for Michael to isolate. {88439}{88523}Isolate. Isosceles.|An isosceles triangle. {88525}{88547}Exactly. {88549}{88599}The Lakers use this triangle offense. {88601}{88675}This triangle has equal sides|for Kobe and Shaq. {88677}{88767}Equal sides. OK.|This is an equilateral triangle. {88769}{88794}There you go.|See, you're gettin' it. {88795}{88836}You're gettin' it.|OK. OK. {88838}{88864}Uh, I got this. {88866}{88896}You got this one? {88898}{88924}- OK, now this is us.|- Uh-huh. {88926}{88971}And you know the type|of triangle offense we use {88972}{89023}is the acute offense...|well, the acute triangle offense. {89025}{89057}- OK.|- That's because {89059}{89104}Calvin Cambridge is so damn cute. {89106}{89139}Oh, man, give me a break.|I'm the cute one. {89141}{89163}- No, I am.|- No, see. {89165}{89187}Look at the picture.|I'm the cute one. {89189}{89230}- No.|- OK, go ahead. Fine. {89232}{89279}All right. So... {89281}{89347}OK, see, here's Joad, right? {89349}{89376}- Right.|- This is Joad. {89378}{89412}Joad's gonna take the ball out. {89414}{89474}He's gonna pass all the way to you. {89475}{89515}- OK.|- You're right here. {89517}{89539}- Right.|- See me? {89540}{89573}I'm gonna be headin' down court {89575}{89659}for the full-court lob pass|just like this, right? {89661}{89699}Oh, hey, Calvin. Calvin. {89701}{89726}Don't put paint on|my windows, all right? {89727}{89755}But I'm gonna be wide open. {89757}{89780}You gotta pass me the ball. {89782}{89822}I'm warning you, all right?|Don't do it. {89824}{89879}And then... {89880}{89948}Wham!|2 points for me {89950}{90012}and the assist... {90014}{90036}to Reynolds. {90038}{90083}Oh, OK.|So you think you're cute {90084}{90127}puttin' the paint and then|messin' up the house, huh? {90129}{90159}Well, let me see what we've got. {90161}{90194}Let's say if I went and did... {90195}{90259}Oh! Aw. Hey! {90261}{90304}Orange looks nice on you, man. {90306}{90336}That's not funny. {90338}{90374}No, it really is funny|'cause it looks nice. {90376}{90399}It goes nice with the blue and... {90400}{90425}Oh, really? {90427}{90475}Yeah. You kinda look|like a rainbow or... {90477}{90523}Well, the orange looks really nice... {90524}{90547}Calvin, I know you're not gonna do that. {90548}{90602}- Oh!|- On you! {90604}{90627}You really think it's funny? {90628}{90678}No, no, no, no, no! {90680}{90707}What are you doin'?|Cal. Calvin. {90709}{90742}Calvin. Whoa! {90744}{90780}Aah! {90953}{90976}You must be Tracy. {90978}{91008}You must be Murph. {91010}{91043}Yeah, that's me. {91045}{91068}What's up, Murph? {91070}{91100}Hey, Cal.|You all right? {91102}{91124}Yeah, I'm pretty good. {91126}{91200}But can you believe|the cab ride here cost 50 bucks? {91202}{91234}You should have took the bus. {91235}{91291}Tracy, can you lend me 49.50? {91293}{91329}Heh. All right, Murph. {91331}{91372}I'll go get my wallet. {91374}{91434}So what have you guys been up to? {91436}{91476}Geometry. {91478}{91516}Think you could teach me? {91518}{91578}## All I'm tryin'to do|is get my dough on ## {91579}{91619}## I'm your boy,you're my girlfriend ## {91621}{91655}## Stop, hold up ## {91657}{91730}## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,|so slow up ## {91732}{91770}## I'm just playin'the game ## {91771}{91795}## Let me warn you, girl ## {91797}{91832}## Before you get rough with me ## {91834}{91897}## You might think you got me,|but you never really get me ## {91899}{91970}## So don't trip|if you see me doin'my thing ## {91971}{91998}## I told ya ## {91999}{92018}## I'm just playin'the game ## {92020}{92048}## Yeah ## {92050}{92089}## Playin'the game ## {92137}{92208}- Aah!|- Whoa! {92210}{92250}Cannonball! {92371}{92415}When Calvin Cambridge|comes to your town, {92416}{92446}you'd better watch out. {92447}{92507}Well, that was the fiinal word|from Gary "the Glove" Payton tonight {92509}{92554}after the Seattle Sonics battled it out {92555}{92602}with Cambridge|and the Los Angeles Knights. {92643}{92688}Yeah, now you know|what it feels like to be in the glove. {92690}{92731}It's more like a mitten, Gary. {92732}{92778}Kenny Mayne: The Knights rallied|around Cambridge after that, {92780}{92843}and before it was all over,|Payton got the gate. {92845}{92871}Get him outta here, Ref. {92873}{92896}Rich Eisen:|And Kenny, how about the way {92898}{92935}Reynolds jumped in|to protect Cambridge? {92937}{92960}How about that? {92962}{92983}They're startin' to come together, Rich. {92985}{93018}The team's gelling at this point, {93019}{93065}and with 3 games left in the season, {93067}{93095}they are only 2 wins away {93097}{93147}from their first ever trip|to the play-offs. {93149}{93171}## Take it to the top ## {93173}{93210}## Get your head in the game ## {93211}{93267}## Get your head in the game ## {93269}{93336}## Get up out your seats|or you got no one to blame ## {93338}{93376}## Rise up, giddyup ## {93378}{93420}## The Knights is flyin'higher ## {93470}{93505}The Knights win! {93507}{93566}Yes! Ha ha ha! {93615}{93649}Whoo! {93650}{93689}- Oof.|- Aah! {93691}{93734}Coach, great game.|Great game. {93736}{93784}Fellas, unbelievable.|Hey, guys, {93786}{93859}I gotta pinch myself.|One more win {93861}{93893}and we're in the play-offs, {93895}{93925}and you know what that means {93927}{93991}for every man in this organization? {93993}{94054}Bonuses. Ha ha.|Contract renewals. {94056}{94111}We'll all have jobs next year. {94112}{94159}You two together... {94203}{94225}this works. {94321}{94353}Come on. Let's go. {94389}{94503}So you still haven't met|any parents you liked? {94505}{94550}I don't know. {94551}{94585}Nobody seems right. {94586}{94619}Murph:|Maybe nobody seems right {94621}{94670}because you already met|the right person. {94672}{94707}What right person? {94708}{94738}Tracy. {94739}{94805}Tracy. {94807}{94830}Listen, Murph, {94832}{94876}Tracy can't even take care of himself. {94911}{94938}You like him. {94940}{94995}Yeah, so? {94997}{95038}That doesn't mean he wants to adopt me. {95040}{95077}Well, why don't you ask him? {95078}{95139}Listen, Reg, Murph... {95141}{95192}Tracy's not big on families. {95194}{95251}He doesn't even talk to his own dad. {95253}{95334}I mean, how can you have a dad {95335}{95388}and not talk to him? {95390}{95431}Man, that's nuts. {95433}{95474}It ain't cool. {95475}{95538}Can you do anything? {95613}{95635}You're back again? {95637}{95683}Yeah, uh, I got a surprise for you. {95685}{95709}Somebody I want you to meet. {95710}{95750}Oh, OK.|I hope she's wearin' a bikini. {95751}{95820}Nah, it's not a woman.|It's-It's your number-one fan. {95822}{95854}Well, it has to be a woman, right? {95947}{95977}Calvin, why'd you bring him here? {95979}{96001}This is your dad. {96003}{96029}You don't want to talk to him? {96031}{96054}Listen to me. {96056}{96117}Now stay out of my business|and get him out of here. Now. {96304}{96369}How could we lose to the Bulls?! {96371}{96439}We were out of synch,|especially Cambridge and Reynolds. {96441}{96474}What's the matter with you two? {96475}{96511}This was your gimme. {96512}{96586}Now you have to beat the Raptors|or we're out, you got that? {96588}{96646}We're gonna have to tighten it up, guys. {96647}{96678}Pull this thing together. {96680}{96723}Damn it! {96769}{96791}All right, listen, Cal... {97444}{97486}- What's wrong? {97515}{97585}I give up on ever finding|somebody to adopt me. {97587}{97642}Well, I wouldn't do that just yet. {97686}{97747}Well, hello, Calvin. {97749}{97786}We've been waiting for you. {97788}{97828}We're the Boyds. {97830}{97865}We're from Bel Air. {98051}{98085}Hoo-ooh. {98161}{98190}Hmm? {98191}{98227}What's the matter? {98229}{98276}You've had something|on your mind all night. {98278}{98308}Nah. No, I haven't. {98310}{98357}It's Calvin, isn't it? {98453}{98493}As we hit the end|of the regular season, {98495}{98541}the big story|is this weekend's showdown {98543}{98610}between the Los Angeles Knights|and the Toronto Raptors. {98612}{98666}Both teams need a victory|to make the play-offs. {98667}{98694}Man, this is personal. {98696}{98785}It's play-off time, and my job|is to shut Calvin Cambridge down. {98787}{98851}Besides, what does a little kid|know about the play-offs? {98853}{98913}For the Knights to have|any shot at winning this game, {98915}{98971}Reynolds and Cambridge|better get back in synch, {98972}{99054}and Cambridge better|bring every weapon in his arsenal. {99139}{99182}Ha. Hey, man.|How you doing? {99183}{99211}Fine. {99213}{99243}Cool, cool, cool. {99245}{99267}Hey, I wanted to ask you, {99269}{99354}uh, is it true what you said|about Calvin's, uh, sneakers? {99356}{99400}I guess. {99402}{99429}"I guess?"|Don't "I guess" me, you idiot. {99478}{99528}Is it because of the sneakers? {99530}{99584}Huh? Huh? {99586}{99628}Uh-huh? Yes? {99630}{99654}Yeah. {99656}{99700}Yeah, yeah. OK. {99702}{99746}All right, hey, thanks. {99748}{99810}Ha ha. Cool, cool. {99812}{99847}Cool. {99897}{99940}But I have to wear my sneakers. {99942}{99984}Right, right. {99986}{100015}But-But they're sneakers. {100017}{100095}They're not...They're not proper attire|for brunch at the Boyds. {100096}{100179}You just want to make|your best possible impression. {100181}{100239}So put on these shoes, look good, {100240}{100297}and maybe you'll get adopted. {100348}{100372}Go on. {100427}{100461}All right, Murph. {100463}{100530}Guard these with your life, all right? {100531}{100564}I will. {100607}{100645}Good luck with the Boyds. {100647}{100672}I hope they're the right ones. {100674}{100701}Yeah, me, too, man. {100703}{100749}See you later, man, all right? {101307}{101359}Make me like Mike. {102065}{102132}I guess they don't fit me, Mom, huh? {102134}{102156}Where are they? {102158}{102184}Where are what? {102186}{102211}The sneakers. {102213}{102268}I don't know what you're talking about. {102270}{102311}Bittleman:|I don't want to do this. {102313}{102382}No! Not my mom's picture! {102383}{102414}No! {102416}{102478}All right. I'm gonna|ask you one last time. {102519}{102589}Where are Calvin's sneakers? {102622}{102652}All right,|you're not gonna tell me? {102654}{102689}OK, all right, here we go then. {102691}{102714}I'm gonna light it. {102716}{102747}Say good-bye to mom! {102749}{102779}Bye. There she goes. {102781}{102842}- Bye, Mom.|- No! No! Stop it! {102844}{102889}Burning.|This is your fault. {102891}{102913}It's your fault. {102915}{102937}No! They're in the attic! {102939}{102971}Attic! Attic... Ow! {102973}{103027}Ah! Good! All right. {103029}{103071}Good. In the attic. {103073}{103111}Good, good. Good. {103113}{103196}All right.|Now, you want to see this again? {103198}{103256}Do not say anything to Calvin. {103640}{103662}I'll get it! {103664}{103686}l-It's all right.|It's all right. {103688}{103710}I'm-I'm really sorry. {103712}{103741}It's OK. I know. It's OK. {103873}{103951}Excuse me, uh, Mr. Williams? {103952}{103987}It's possible. {103989}{104055}My dentist, Frank Nister, {104057}{104100}said that I might be able|to find you here. {104102}{104133}Who's Nister? {104135}{104180}You know, the guy with the ear. {104208}{104253}Um, my name is Stan Bittleman. {104255}{104301}What can I do for you,|Mr. Bittleman? {104303}{104388}I'm looking for a, uh,|sports broker, {104390}{104491}uh, to make|a sizable investment {104493}{104559}in the Raptors|to beat the Knights. {104561}{104605}Why are you speaking in code? {104607}{104655}You want to place a bet?|How much? {104657}{104707}$100,000. {104771}{104802}That's a lot of money. {104804}{104841}You good for it? {104843}{104893}Of course I am. {104895}{104947}What makes you so confiident? {104980}{105056}Well, let's just say|I have a good feeling {105058}{105159}that Calvin Cambridge|is going to have... {105161}{105232}an off game. {105256}{105298}Tell me more. {105380}{105406}We were gonna wait till later {105408}{105480}to tell you this,|but, um, well, I can't wait. {105482}{105577}Calvin, tomorrow|we're going to finalize your adoption, {105579}{105675}and you will oficially become a Boyd. {105755}{105793}A Boyd? {106152}{106178}Yeah, a friend of mine told me {106180}{106217}this would be a pretty good|place to come. {106254}{106300}Any place would have been great. {106465}{106515}Calvin? {106517}{106561}I want to talk to you|about something, man. {106563}{106632}Something, um...|something pretty big. {106634}{106671}What? {106673}{106729}Well... {106731}{106799}I don't know.|I've been doing a lot of thinking. {106801}{106838}Just thinking about|what's best for you {106839}{106870}and-and for me. {106872}{106894}Yeah? {106896}{106935}Well, l... {106937}{106975}Absolutely, coach. {107019}{107094}Oh. Um, Tracy, {107095}{107151}I would like you to meet the Boyds. {107152}{107193}The Boyds are gonna be my... {107195}{107229}My parents. {107276}{107303}Mr. and Mrs. Boyd: Hi. {107305}{107340}Mrs. Boyd:|Very nice to meet you. {107342}{107400}It's... It's nice to meet you, too. {107401}{107439}Um... {107441}{107525}you guys are very, very lucky. {107527}{107573}Don't we know it? {107718}{107790}What-What was the big news|that you wanted to tell me? {107792}{107843}Oh, oh, right. Right. {107844}{107920}Um, you know|the pick-and-roll, right? {107922}{107953}I'm gonna do the pick, {107955}{108017}but I ain't...|I ain't gonna do the roll. {108019}{108067}That-That was the big news? {108069}{108098}Yeah. {108127}{108149}It's nice to meet you guys. {108151}{108184}Nice to meet you.|Same here. {108248}{108288}Ooh! Dear, we better|claim our seats. {108290}{108314}Oh, yes, yes. {108316}{108350}Well, uh, we'll see you|after the game, son. {108352}{108404}God, that sounds great. {108459}{108481}Hello? {108483}{108503}Here. {108565}{108598}Yo, is anybody there? {108600}{108644}Tell him. {108646}{108720}l-It's Murph,|and I got something to tell you. {108722}{108744}I screwed up big time. {108746}{108768}I didn't mean to tell him,|but then... {108770}{108844}But then Bittleman was gonna burn|my mom's pictures. I had no choice. {108846}{108916}Murph, just slow down, man.|Tell him what? {108918}{108999}I told him about the sneakers,|and now they're in Bittleman's safe. {109001}{109033}That-That's just crazy. {109035}{109111}The sneakers are right here|in my gym... bag. {109113}{109153}Oh, no! {109155}{109177}What are you gonna do? {109179}{109207}The game starts in 20 minutes! {109209}{109276}Wait. I have an idea. {109278}{109324}I'll meet you ASAP. {109325}{109360}ASAP. Got it. {109396}{109428}Wait. What's ASAP? {109735}{109793}All right!|Bring it in, gents, bring it in. {109795}{109829}Let's go. {109831}{109860}Wait a minute, wait a minute. {109862}{109886}Where's Cambridge? {109888}{109923}What, man?|He's not here? {109924}{109963}Check the bathrooms. {110265}{110317}Oh, man! Dang! {110353}{110402}Geoff: And the opening tip|goes to the Raptors. {110403}{110454}With Calvin Cambridge nowhere in sight, {110455}{110531}a lot of things may be going|the Raptors'way today. {110533}{110616}OK, look, if you guys were gonna ask me|what I'm about to ask you, I'd run. {110618}{110689}So if anybody wants to run,|I understand. {110691}{110735}Geoff:|Here come the Raptors again. {110736}{110784}They're making it look easy|on a breakaway. {110786}{110831}Slam dunk by Vince Carter. {110833}{110900}The Raptors are red hot in this one. {110948}{110993}Toronto already leading by 9, {110995}{111039}and here they come again. {111040}{111088}The question the Knight fans are asking {111090}{111167}is "where the heck is Calvin?" {111169}{111225}Here come the Knights on offense, {111227}{111255}up from the back court|to the front court. {111257}{111287}Tracy Reynolds... {111289}{111330}Calvin: Get him, guys!|Come on, tie him up! {111332}{111362}Hey, hey! Stop it! {111363}{111399}Get him, get him! {111401}{111480}Ow! Aah! Stop! {111482}{111569}Stop, I say! Stop! {111614}{111700}Give me the combination|to the safe. {111702}{111724}Geoff:|He's going towards the basket. {111726}{111752}Windmill slam dunk! {111754}{111794}We better think of something else. {111796}{111822}Get him with those! {111824}{111846}Oh, yeah, get them. {111848}{111878}Those are the hard chess men. {111879}{111939}Yeah, yeah, yeah.|I got his head. {111941}{111976}Whoa, whoa, whoa,|what's going on? {111978}{112031}Oh, good, oh, good.|I am glad to see you. {112033}{112083}All right, yeah,|I'm really glad you're here. {112085}{112125}What are you doing? {112127}{112164}I'm getting my sneakers back. {112166}{112215}Let me out of this. {112217}{112244}Wait. No, no. {112246}{112271}Just hear me out, Ox. {112273}{112297}Please. {112299}{112355}You may hate me,|you may hate the world. {112357}{112392}But whatever our differences, {112394}{112451}you're still one of us. {112452}{112475}- Yeah.|- Yeah. {112477}{112513}You're not one of him. {112515}{112587}Well, heh heh,|don't listen to him. {112589}{112651}No, Ox, don't listen to Bittleman. {112653}{112695}He doesn't even care about you, Ox. {112697}{112746}Oh, right, yeah,|I don't care about you. {112748}{112825}Of course I care about you.|We're friends, right, man? {112827}{112865}Right? {113018}{113057}OK. {113059}{113130}You just let me out of here,|you idiot. {113184}{113251}I'm not an idiot. {113253}{113296}- You got that?|- OK. {113298}{113332}- OK?|- OK! {113334}{113375}Geoff:|... will go on to the NBA play-offs, {113376}{113420}and it will be the first|for the Knights... {113422}{113486}Because I'm not the one|tied to a chair, am I? {113487}{113523}Geoff: lf Calvin Cambridge|is gonna get here, {113525}{113605}he better get here quick.|Toronto running away... {113607}{113629}I gotta get back to the game. {113631}{113673}You know, if I was an idiot, {113675}{113715}I wouldn't be able to remember {113716}{113787}the combination to your safe, would I? {113851}{113874}42 left... {113875}{113915}Come on, Ox.|Come on, come on. {113917}{113951}27 right... {113953}{113991}Come on, one more time.|Come on, one more, one more. {113993}{114052}... and 15 left. {114088}{114135}- Yes!|- Yeah! {114245}{114300}I'm gonna get you, Calvin! {114302}{114330}I'm gonna get you! {114811}{114845}What?! {115325}{115361}- Hey!|- Whoa! {115363}{115407}- Darn it! {115968}{115995}Whoa! Aaah! {116369}{116393}No! {117126}{117151}Ha ha! {117153}{117179}Ah! {117253}{117275}Unh! {117475}{117525}Yeah, Murph! {117527}{117585}Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! {117623}{117651}See you inside! {117653}{117696}- Good luck, Calvin!|- Go get 'em! {117893}{117938}Give me the sneakers, Calvin. {118014}{118081}Your game... {118082}{118120}is over. {118312}{118355}Aaah! {118357}{118380}Uhh. {118381}{118431}My game is just beginning. {118599}{118642}Geoff: The third quarter|comes to an end, {118644}{118698}and the Raptors|leading the Knights big {118700}{118741}by 21 points. {118768}{118794}Woman:|Yeah! It's Calvin! {118796}{118844}There he is. {118845}{118879}Ladies and gentlemen, he's here! {118928}{118972}Crowd: Calvin.! Calvin.! {118973}{119010}Geoff:|Calvin Cambridge has arrived. {119012}{119072}The crowd reacting|as he comes onto the court. {119073}{119113}However, is it too late? {119114}{119165}The Knights are trailing by 21 points. {119167}{119206}They have never been|able to make up {119208}{119235}that kind of a defiicit. {119237}{119281}Calvin, where have you been? {119332}{119368}I'm sorry, coach. {119370}{119409}So am I. {119411}{119448}Nobody shows up|after 3 quarters and plays. {119450}{119475}Sit on the bench. {119477}{119505}Wait a minute, coach.|You gotta play Calvin. {119507}{119529}No. {119531}{119553}Just listen to me for a minute, OK? {119555}{119578}Now if it wasn't for him, {119580}{119601}we wouldn't be here|in the fiirst place. {119603}{119653}Now, listen, we can still do this,|but we're gonna need him. {119655}{119711}Now, come on, we started as a team,|let's finish as a team. {119713}{119736}Joad: Play the kid. {119738}{119763}We could still win, coach. {119765}{119787}We can. {119969}{119995}Yeah! Yeah! {119997}{120042}Geoff:|Here come the Knights. {120652}{120694}Geoff: lf I didn't see it|with my own eyes, {120696}{120726}I wouldn't have believed it. {120728}{120810}But they're just one point|behind the Raptors in this game. {120813}{120853}We gotta steal the ball|on the inbound play. {120855}{120902}And if we don't get the steal,|who do we foul? {120904}{120948}They all shoot good free throws, coach. {120950}{121007}Well, we better get that steal.|Ready? {121009}{121049}- Players: Break!|- Let's go. {121085}{121124}Geoff: The Knights|need a steal right here. {121126}{121168}Carter being guarded by Cambridge. {121169}{121208}He comes in with it.|And he's got the ball... {121209}{121250}It's stolen by Cambridge.! {121252}{121298}What a big play by the little guy! {121300}{121341}- Wagner: Time-out! {121343}{121368}Break! {121370}{121407}Geoff:|Time-out called by the Knights. {121512}{121545}Oh, no. {121588}{121623}What's the matter? {121625}{121682}I'm done, Trace. {121683}{121725}What do you mean? {121774}{121822}It really wasn't me that was playing. {121824}{121850}It was the sneakers. {121852}{121922}Tracy, the sneakers were magic. {121923}{121967}Now they're gone. {122080}{122103}Come on, now. No. {122105}{122127}Now's not the time for jokes, OK? {122129}{122194}I'm not playing games. {122196}{122233}Listen to me. {122234}{122288}We're gonna need you to win,|so you know what you gotta do? {122290}{122343}You gotta be brave. {122345}{122380}I believe in you. {122432}{122505}Coach Wagner:|All right. Tracy inbounds to Calvin. {122507}{122540}Calvin, Joad's gonna set you a pick. {122542}{122607}If they double-team you,|get the ball back to Tracy. {122609}{122656}Listen, guys. {122703}{122792}Whether we make the play-offs or not,|it's gonna be my last game. {122794}{122820}- What?!|- What?! {122822}{122860}Player:|What are you saying, man? {122861}{122911}I'm ready to be a regular kid again. {122913}{122970}It's what I want. {123023}{123076}Come on, y'all.|I got faith in you guys. {123078}{123121}Let's go out,|and let's go win this thing, man. {123122}{123182}Come on, now. Let's go.|Let's go, let's play. {123210}{123256}Teamwork on 3.|1...2...3. {123257}{123292}All: Teamwork! {123293}{123335}Geoff: Biggest moment|of the season for the Knights. {123337}{123365}It comes in to Calvin Cambridge. {123367}{123437}The little guy goes to the dribble|against Vince Carter. {123438}{123460}Drives right,|the shake-and-bake... {123462}{123499}It didn't work this time! {123501}{123535}I can't do this. {123537}{123565}What are you doing? {123918}{123961}You can do it! {124209}{124250}Calvin: Shoot it! {124348}{124374}Yeah! {124376}{124448}Geoff: The Knights win!|The Knights win! {124450}{124482}Ladies and gentlemen, {124484}{124533}the Knights are going|to the NBA play-offs {124534}{124617}for the first time|in franchise history! {124619}{124664}Unbelievable! {125157}{125182}Yes! {125184}{125240}Play-offs, baby! {125298}{125320}We did it, man! {125322}{125362}Yeah, man, we did. {125549}{125598}Guess I won't be seeing you anymore? {125600}{125626}Hey, Trace, come on, man. {125628}{125667}The press wants to see us, man.|Come on. {125669}{125703}Oh, Calvin. {125705}{125749}Congratulations, my dear. {125751}{125791}We're going to Le Cirque|to celebrate. {125793}{125820}You'll love the French cooking. {125821}{125855}Oh,yes. {125857}{125906}Um, I'll meet you guys|outside at the car, OK? {125908}{125930}Oh, OK. {125932}{125958}All right, dear. {125960}{125982}We're so proud of you. {125984}{126021}Wonderful, just wonderful. {126080}{126108}Play-offs, play-offs! {126109}{126160}Play-offs!|Yeah! {126343}{126402}Congratulations, Calvin. {126404}{126434}I'm gonna miss you, coach. {126462}{126500}We're gonna miss you, too. {126502}{126581}But I'm glad you fiinally got|what you really needed. {126582}{126655}There'll always be a place|on this team for you. {126657}{126692}Thanks, coach. {126765}{126788}Good luck. {127632}{127678}I wonder what's keeping Calvin? {128252}{128280}Wow. {128282}{128340}Never thought|you'd turn down the Boyds. {128373}{128410}Me, neither. {128450}{128529}Somehow, it just didn't feel right. {128610}{128644}Welcome back. {128671}{128701}Thanks, Murph. {128734}{128758}Come on. {129025}{129082}So, man... {129084}{129125}you gotta tell me. {129127}{129210}What was the best part|about being in the NBA? {129262}{129292}Room service. {129294}{129336}Room service? {129338}{129362}What's room service? {129364}{129395}You're in your hotel room. {129397}{129450}You pick up the phone,|you dial 6. {129452}{129491}Tell 'em what food you want, {129499}{129570}they'll bring the food|up to your hotel room... {129572}{129610}for free. {129612}{129681}Nah. You're just...|You're just messin' with me, right? {129683}{129725}Nah, not at all. {129766}{129812}We should have that|around here sometime. {129859}{129904}We should. {129906}{129935}We should. {129982}{130014}Room service? {130153}{130185}Tracy. {130187}{130225}So now you're telling me {130227}{130299}that after everything|that we've been through together, {130300}{130349}that's what you like best? {130351}{130405}Room service? {130407}{130445}What are you doing here? {130552}{130584}I'm here with the team. {130627}{130677}You see, the Knights are|sponsoring the home now. {130746}{130785}That's... That's great. {130908}{130969}Guys, guys, uh,|a little to the left. {130971}{130996}How's that? {130998}{131048}That's good. Good. {131050}{131135}Reg, whatever happened to the guy|that used to run this place? Bittleman? {131137}{131202}No one's seen him since|Calvin's last game. {131204}{131258}Something about a bet|he didn't have the money to cover. {131443}{131490}There's gonna be|a lot of changes around here. {131492}{131563}Yeah. I can see that already. {131565}{131593}Yes. {131594}{131653}Yeah. Too bad you're not|gonna be around to enjoy it. {131654}{131705}What do you mean? {131706}{131786}Well, things are going|great with the team now. {131788}{131851}Everything's going well with my father. {131853}{131910}I have furniture in the house, {131912}{131957}but still something's missing. {132010}{132082}And I heard it through the grapevine|that you're still looking for a father. {132113}{132137}Yeah. {132138}{132161}Yeah? {132255}{132290}That's great. {132336}{132396}Because what I'm missing is a son. {132841}{132896}Thanks... Dad. {132959}{132992}Murph! {132994}{133020}Hey, Murph, come here. {133099}{133144}Um, you know what today is, right? {133146}{133169}What? {133170}{133197}It's 2-for-1 orphan day. {133198}{133234}You take one orphan, {133235}{133287}and then you get another one. {133289}{133362}2-for-1 orphan day. {133364}{133446}I mean, if that's OK with you. {133447}{133484}Hey, Murph. {133486}{133516}Hey, T-time. {133518}{133574}You know, I'm gonna take|Calvin home with me today. {133599}{133665}Congratulations. {133667}{133690}Thanks. {133691}{133716}But you know what? {133718}{133784}We were kinda hoping|that you'd come, too. {133827}{133853}You mean... {133855}{133914}Murph, we're going home. {133916}{133948}We're going home! {133991}{134014}Yeah. {134015}{134054}That's right, we're going home. {134056}{134080}- Yeah.|- Dad? {134082}{134115}Can we get an allowance? {134117}{134139}Allowance? {134141}{134193}- Yeah. Can I drive the Escalade home?|- You wanna drive the what? {134194}{134219}Do we get season tickets? {134221}{134256}Tracy: Whoo! Ha ha! {134726}{134769}All right, let's get some sleep, guys. {134771}{134799}Here you go. {134879}{134915}All right.|Good night, guys. {134917}{134953}Good night, Dad. {134955}{134990}Good night, Dad. {134992}{135022}Hey, you want me|to leave the light on for you? {135098}{135144}Nah, I'm cool. {135653}{135697}What's up, sucka? {135699}{135722}Ha ha ha! {135747}{135781}- Ha ha! {135777}{135813}How was that? {135815}{135846}Which way? {135848}{135881}Lil'Bow Wow:|## To across the seas ## {135883}{135934}## I'm guaranteed to make|everybody bounce with me ## {135936}{135995}## Been known to put it down|anyplace I be ## {135996}{136056}## You can copy|but it's only gon'be one me ## {136058}{136082}## I don't ride in no...## {136084}{136118}Whoa! {136120}{136198}## 14, and I started up|a whole epidemic ## {136200}{136236}## Look, y'all know|what I'm talkin'about ## {136238}{136278}## Ever since I hooked up ## {136280}{136309}## With the homies down south ## {136311}{136369}## TV shows, magazine covers ## {136371}{136454}What's her name?|Ha ha ha ha ha! {136456}{136491}## Sold out shows, pocket full of cake ## {136493}{136534}## What you know about ## {136536}{136564}## Selling tres mil at the gate? ## {136566}{136598}## I'm the hottest thing around ## {136600}{136662}## Neck full of bling bling|like the Neptunes'sound ## {136664}{136726}## I got it locked on the left,|right, front, and rear ## {136728}{136760}Huh? {136761}{136791}## This is all I hear ## {136792}{136848}## Said Lil'Bow Wow,|you just don't know ## {136849}{136909}## The way you move so fast|across the floor ## {136911}{136975}## I mean you run through|my mind like all the time ## {136976}{137023}## To the point that|I just wanna take you home ## {137024}{137093}## I said Lil'Bow Wow,|you just don't know ## {137095}{137155}## The way you move so fast|across the floor ## {137156}{137218}## I mean, you run through|my mind like all the time ## {137220}{137273}## To the point that|I just wanna take you home ## {137327}{137355}## Represent that ## {137380}{137418}Thank you very much.|Oh, we're cutting? {137420}{137459}I don't even need to cut.|Don't cut. Don't cut. {137460}{137488}Yeah, we are. {137489}{137531}Oh, now I gotta act|before I play a game. {137533}{137557}I gotta do that again. {137559}{137600}Oh, you want me... Uh, here I come. {137602}{137628}I don't know what he's... {137630}{137709}- Yeah, you're always...|- Ha ha ha ha! {137758}{137807}I ain't no actor, man.|I'm a basketball player. {137808}{137835}I'm a great actor. {137837}{137918}## Basketball ## {137920}{137967}## They're playing basketball ## {137969}{138014}I'm about to drop,|I'm about to drop! {138016}{138038}Jermaine dupri:|## Yeah ## {138040}{138135}## They're playing basketball ## {138136}{138215}## We love that basketball ## {138216}{138254}- ## Yeah ##|- ## Uh-huh ## {138256}{138311}Lil'Bow Wow:|## Now basketball is my favorite sport ## {138313}{138363}## I like the way they dribble|up and down the court ## {138364}{138415}## I kick it so fresh|on the microphone ## {138417}{138464}## I like no interruption|when the game is on ## {138466}{138526}## I like slam dunks|that take me to the hoop ## {138528}{138579}## My favorite play is the alley-oop ## {138580}{138603}## I like the pick-and-roll... ## {138604}{138649}Ohh! {138651}{138681}## Basketball, bow wow, let's go ## {138683}{138776}## They're playing basketball ## {138777}{138853}## We love that basketball ## {138855}{138895}## Yeah, to the beat,y'all ## {138897}{138957}## They're playing basketball ## {138959}{138993}## Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah ## {138995}{139071}## We love that basketball ## {139072}{139108}Jermaine Dupri:|## Now, now, now, now ## {139110}{139168}## Now tell me were you in the joint ## {139169}{139223}## The night MJ scored 63 points? ## {139224}{139266}## When the Lakers|won titles back to back ## {139268}{139324}## Didn't give nobody no kind of slack ## {139325}{139378}## When Vince Carter came,|stuck his arm in the rim ## {139380}{139435}## Everybody went crazy|in the whole damn gym ## {139437}{139484}## Dikembe Mutombo standin'tall ## {139486}{139513}## Playin' "D"with desire ## {139515}{139539}## It's basketball, sing ## {139541}{139613}## They're playing basketball ## {139615}{139643}## Uh-huh, all around the world ## {139644}{139712}## We love that basketball ## {139714}{139749}## Put it up, put it up, put it up ## {139751}{139845}## They're playing basketball ## {139847}{139954}## We love that basketball ## {139956}{140035}Bittleman: Cool, cool. Cool. {140037}{140106}## Just blaze, make it hot ## {140108}{140179}Lil'Bow Wow:|## Ladies, you walkin'through the mall ## {140181}{140234}## And you hear somebody say ## {140236}{140280}## You gotta 'turn it back at 'em ## {140282}{140329}## And you know what?|I gotta do the same thing ## {140331}{140360}## Come on ## {140362}{140485}## It's that new 2003 car,|ladies, fo'sho'## {140487}{140532}## Ha ha, fo'shizzle ## {140533}{140604}## It's so so def ## {140606}{140672}## All I'm tryin'to do|is get my dough on ## {140674}{140708}## I'm your boy,|you're my girlfriend ## {140710}{140744}## Stop on up ## {140746}{140817}## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,|so slow up ## {140819}{140860}## I'm just playin'the game ## {140861}{140885}## Let me warn you, girl ## {140887}{140927}## Before you get rough with me ## {140928}{140986}## You might think you got me|but you never really get me ## {140988}{141048}## So don't trip|if you see me doin'my thing ## {141050}{141075}Lil'Bow Wow:|## Yo, speak to 'em ## {141077}{141111}## I'm just playin'the game ## {141112}{141153}## I'm at the mall on Saturday ## {141155}{141201}## I ain't got no cap on my salary ## {141203}{141242}## So you know I'm tearin'it up ## {141244}{141281}## I'm meetin'so many girls here ## {141283}{141338}## Every time I look|I see them lookin'back at me ## {141340}{141367}## And they sayin' "What up?" ## {141369}{141401}## I'm too young to wife up ## {141403}{141436}## So you know my game bumpin' ## {141437}{141506}## Like baby, let's talk, let's hang,|do somethin' ## {141508}{141555}## What about them digits?|Can I get that? ## {141557}{141635}## And here I am, here I am,|Bow Weezy, let's go ## {141636}{141703}## All I'm tryin'to do|is get my dough on ## {141704}{141739}## I'm your boy,|you're my girlfriend ## {141740}{141775}## Sing to me now ## {141776}{141848}## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,|so slow up ## {141849}{141890}## I'm just playin'the game ## {141892}{141915}## Let me warn you, girl ## {141917}{141957}## Before you get rough with me ## {141959}{142016}## You might think you got me|but you never really get me ## {142018}{142078}## So don't trip|if you see me doin'my thing ## {142080}{142105}## I told ya ## {142107}{142142}## I'm just playin'the game ## {142144}{142167}## Yeah ## {142168}{142203}## Playin'the game ## {142204}{142261}## Bow Weezy, hey, check it, man ## {142263}{142377}## I'm 15 years old,|I just got my tips, you know ## {142379}{142466}## I'm on a pace right now, man,|I can't be slowing down ## {142468}{142519}## I need a girl|that's gonna ride with me, man ## {142521}{142553}- ## Tell 'em ##|- ## So check it ## {142555}{142632}## lf you're that girl,|come on, come on, come on ## {142634}{142667}## Let's go ## {142669}{142730}## All I'm tryin'to do|is get my dough on ## {142732}{142756}## I'm your boy,|you're my girlfriend ## {142758}{142792}## Stop, hold up ## {142794}{142880}## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,|so slow up ## {142881}{142922}## I'm just playin'the game ## {142924}{142947}## Let me warn you, girl ## {142949}{142989}## Before you get rough with me ## {142991}{143047}## You might think you got me|but you never really get me ## {143049}{143109}## So don't trip|if you see me doin'my thing ## {143111}{143135}## I told ya ## {143137}{143176}## I'm just playin'the game ## {143178}{143237}## All I'm tryin'to do|is get my dough on ## {143238}{143277}## I'm your boy,|you're my girlfriend ## {143279}{143313}## Stop, hold up ## {143315}{143394}## I ain't in no kind of rush to grow up,|so slow up ## {143396}{143436}## I'm just playin'the game ## {143438}{143462}## Let me warn you, girl ## {143464}{143503}## Before you get rough with me ## {143505}{143563}## You might think you got me|but you never really get me ## {143565}{143625}## So don't trip|if you see me doin'my thing ## {143627}{143651}## I told ya ## {143653}{143698}## I'm just playin'the game ## {143723}{143798}Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player92081