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Monica?
Hey, can I borrow the Porsche?
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- Okay.
- All right!
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But, uh, ahem, what is it not?
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A place to entertain my lady friends.
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- And what else is it not?
- A place to eat spaghetti.
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- Very good.
JOEY: Thanks.
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- What do you need it for anyway?
- The, uh, lottery is up to 300 million...
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-...and they don't sell tickets here.
- So you're driving up to Connecticut?
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Yeah, Connecticut.
Not West Virginia.
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Maybe I'll drive you up there.
I'd like to buy some tickets myself.
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Yeah, with Chandler not getting paid,
we could really use $300 million.
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Yes, because if I was at my old job,
we'd say, "300 million? No, thank you."
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- Will you get me tickets too?
- Yeah, me too.
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JOEY: Sure.
- Ooh! I have an idea.
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Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks,
we'll pool our money together...
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...and then if we win, we'll split it.
ALL: That's a great idea!
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No, thanks.
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- You don't want to win the lottery?
- Uh, sure I do.
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I also want to be king
of my own country...
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...and find out what happened
to Amelia Earhart.
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- Still on Amelia Earhart?
- The woman just vanished!
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Seriously, you don't want in on this?
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No. Do you know what your odds
are of winning the lottery?
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I mean, you have a better chance
of being struck by lightning 42 times.
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But there's six of us, so we'd
only have to get struck 7 times.
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I like those odds!
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Seriously, you guys, I can't believe
you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery.
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I mean, that's such a bunch
of boo-hockey.
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I'll ask.
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"Boo-hockey"?
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Oh, we think Emma's about
to start talking...
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...so we're trying to be careful about
what words we use in front of her.
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So get ready to hear a lot
of, uh, boo-hockey...
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...gosh darn it
and brother pucker.
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How do you know
she's gonna start talking?
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When I talk to her, I almost feel
like she understands what I'm saying.
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Kind of like Joey.
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What's that now?
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God, look at all these tickets.
It's so exciting.
40
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I haven't won anything
since sixth grade.
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Pie-eating contest?
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You assume because I was heavy that's
the only way I could win something?
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No, I saw a picture
of you covered in blueberries.
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- That was a good day.
CHANDLER: Yeah.
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- They're towing your car!
- I'm parked in a garage on Morton.
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They're towing a car.
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And I am seeing spots.
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Ross, you don't have Emma!
Rachel, you don't have Emma!
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- Where's Emma? Who has Emma?
- Joey, relax.
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My mother picked her up two hours ago.
You were there.
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- I was?
- Yes, and you talked to her.
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- I did?
- She dropped off a casserole.
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Oh, yeah, the casserole lady.
54
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Did you come by to watch
us win the big bucks?
55
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Yeah. And then I figured after you win,
we can all go out to the balcony...
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...and see a night rainbow
with gremlins dancing on top of it.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Don't touch the phone!
I'll get it! I'll get it!
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- You think he washed his hands?
CHANDLER: Hello?
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- Hey, Charlie, what do you know?
- What's going on?
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Chandler's supposed to find out if he's
getting a job at his agency.
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But out of 15 interns,
they're only hiring three.
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- Ooh. Tough odds.
- Yeah.
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If only it were a sure thing
like your 24-state lottery.
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Yeah, look who's coming around!
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Damn it. All right, call me
when you know more.
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- Did you get it?
- One of the slots got filled.
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- By you?
- Sense the tone.
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- No, that kid Nate got it.
- Oh, I hate that guy.
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- I mean, come on, pull up your pants!
CHANDLER: I know.
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Well, there's two spots left, right?
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Yeah. I mean, I want this so much.
I want to get one.
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I want my friend Charlie
to get one.
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Except I don't care about Charlie.
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ALL: Hey!
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You are not gonna believe this.
I just saw my psychic...
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...and she said I was definitely
gonna win the lottery tonight!
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I thought we could use
some extra luck...
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...so I brought a wishbone home
from work.
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A psychic and a wishbone?
Guys, give someone else a chance.
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- All right, who wants to do it?
- Ooh, can I?
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Vegetarians never get
to do the wishbone.
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It's really not fair.
Just because we don't eat the meat...
84
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...doesn't mean we don't like
to play with the carcasses.
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All right. Rash'?
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I don't want that turkey smell
all over my hands.
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I'll do it! It'll get the casserole
stink off of mine.
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- I hope I win.
- Well, it doesn't really matter.
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You're both wishing
for the same thing.
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I can't tell you what I'm wishing for, or else,
you know, it won't come true. Ha, ha.
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00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,618
Right. But we know
what you're wishing for.
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- I can't really say.
- I understand.
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But you're wishing
for what we think, aren't you?
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I'm not really comfortable
with these questions!
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- Please!
- Just do it!
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Okay. One, two, three.
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I won! Hey!
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You know what? I'm sure your
wish is gonna come true.
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But, you guys, just in case, maybe a
genie will come out if we rub this lamp.
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Qw!
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That thing gets hot!
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Ross, just keep making yourjokes.
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How are you gonna feel
if we actually do win?
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- Uh, you're not gonna win.
- I know the odds are against us...
105
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...but somebody has to win, and it could
be us. And then how you gonna feel?
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We're gonna be like, "Everybody, let's
take our helicopters up to the Cape."
107
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And you're gonna be all,
like, "Oh, I can't, guys.
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I'll have to meet you up there.
I gotta gas up the Hyundai."
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Okay, I've heard myself on tape,
and I sound nothing like that.
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I can see the headline now:
"Lottery Winners' Friend...
111
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...Filled With Regret,
Eats Own Arm."
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Why would I eat my own arm?
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Well, you wouldn't, but we own the
paper. We can print whatever we want.
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You know what? I'm gonna
throw in 50 bucks for you.
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- Why?
- Because I know that you think...
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...that the lottery is boo-hockey...
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...but we're all here, and we're gonna
watch the numbers and have fun.
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And you're my brother,
and I want you to be a part of this.
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You don't have to do that.
I mean, I'll pay for myself.
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But just the fact that you want me to
have fun with you guys, that's so sweet.
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Come here.
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Get a room.
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So now that you're in,
what are you gonna do if we win?
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- I don't know. I'll probably just invest it.
- Ooh. Calm down.
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Seriously, that's your fantasy?
To invest it?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say, "invest it"?
I meant, "Be cool and piss it all away."
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Oh! Oh! I know! We should pool all
our money and buy the Knicks!
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I don't really care about the Knicks.
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You will when I pick you
as starting forward.
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You would do that?
I never get picked!
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I'm not sure a sports team
is the way to go.
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You won't let me buy the Knicks?
I can't believe you're taking this away.
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You're right, it has been your dream
for over 15 seconds.
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Uh, how long until they announce
the numbers, Mommy?
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I'll take this one too. Uh, "Mommy"?
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Oh, I've gotten into the habit
of calling Rachel "Mommy"...
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...when we're around Emma.
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Which I now realize we are not.
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I'm hoping that if she hears it enough...
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-...it'll be her first word.
- Oh.
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Although if we're gonna do that,
we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
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Mm. I like that, Daddy.
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I, uh-- I was just talking about Rachel.
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Ooh, is Daddy getting angry?
145
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Is Daddy gonna spank me?
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Well, that depends.
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Have you been a bad--? No, I can't.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello? Hello? Hey, Charlie.
Did anybody else hear?
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00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,491
What? Susan got it? How?
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Oh, man, I would've slept with him!
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All right, bye.
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Dude, I'm sorry.
But hey, there's one spot left, right?
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- Well, Charlie's gonna get that.
- Hey, don't say that.
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You've got just as good a chance
of getting that job.
156
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He is the boss' son.
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- Come on, lottery!
- Yeah!
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- It starts in, like, 20 minutes.
- Okay, here we go.
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We need to sort through the tickets
quickly to see if we've won.
160
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,770
So does anybody have any ideas
how to organize this?
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,106
Okay, how about this:
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We divide them
into six groups of 40.
163
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The remaining 10 can be read
by whoever finishes first.
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- I have another idea.
- I'm sorry, idea time is over.
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- Well, are all the tickets in the bowl?
- Yeah.
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- What about the ones on the nightstand?
- There are no tickets there.
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00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,834
Yes, there are.
I just saw them a few minutes ago.
168
00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:30,380
Heh. Uh, no, you didn't.
You must be mistaken.
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- There are 20 tickets on the nightstand.
- Chandler, sense the tone.
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Well, well, well.
Look what Mommy found.
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Okay, fine. I bought 20 extra
tickets for me and Chandler.
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[GASPS]
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The psychic also said
that I would be betrayed.
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I can't believe this.
I thought we were all in this together.
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- Hey, you just got in five minutes ago!
- Three minutes ago!
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I don't know why that's important.
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I was with you the whole time.
When did you even get those?
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When you were reading the dirty
magazines without taking off the plastic.
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I'll show you how.
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Okay. Well, Monica, suppose one
of your special tickets wins?
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How are you gonna feel when you win
and lose your friends?
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Please. If I win the lottery,
you guys are not gonna leave me.
183
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Someone gave me muffins last week.
I couldn't get rid of you for three days!
184
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,856
Chandler, would you just tell her
what she did was wrong?
185
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,943
She's right. You shouldn't have
bought tickets just for us.
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Let me finish.
187
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However, it doesn't look like
I'm gonna get this job...
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...so I can't afford to have principles.
So screw you! The tickets are ours!
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There's the man I married.
190
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All right. Believe me,
if you win the lottery...
191
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...it's the last you're gonna hear from us.
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Fine. Don't be my friends.
I'll buy new friends.
193
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Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic
surgery so they look just like you!
194
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You know what?
I want my share of the tickets.
195
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I want my tickets too!
And I'm buying the Knicks!
196
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And Steffi Graf! Ha, ha.
197
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Cool. Then I want mine too!
And if I win...
198
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...I'm gonna put it all
into a very low-yield bond!
199
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:18,947
No. You guys, we gotta keep
all the tickets together.
200
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,158
No. No, we should divide them up...
201
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,744
...and I should get extra because
we used my car!
202
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,663
Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets,
it should be me!
203
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- This whole thing was my idea!
- Yeah. Thanks for inventing the lottery!
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Just give them to me,
and I'll split them up!
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_QW!
- Ah!
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ROSSI Hey, hey!
- Aah!
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God, I can't take it anymore!
I'm putting an end to this!
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- Okay, if she jumps, I get her tickets!
- Wait, no, no! Hey!
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If we're not doing this together,
we're not doing it at all.
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- Say goodbye to your tickets.
ALL: No! No! No!
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Do not come any closer!
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Can I come a little bit closer?
Valuable things are getting squished.
213
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,533
Now, what's more important,
your friends or money?
214
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- Fflends!
MONICA: Money!
215
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Fflends.
216
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Hey, Monica,
what about your extra tickets?
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They're all in there.
218
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- Even these five that I hid in my bra.
- Monica!
219
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,595
Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.
220
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There is no way I was
gonna dump this--
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- Aah!
222
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
223
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I think I broke your bowl.
224
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Go! Go! Go!
225
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:56,378
What a beautiful night to be running
around the street, looking for tickets.
226
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,339
And the wind sure made it fun.
227
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,634
- Phoebe, we lost half of them.
- So what?
228
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,928
Monica, we have the winning ticket.
229
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,557
My psychic said I was
gonna win, remember?
230
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,477
Weird your psychic didn't mention
anything about the scary pigeon.
231
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,607
As a matter of fact, she said
that's how I'm going to die.
232
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:22,070
So excuse me
for being a little skittish.
233
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,406
There's two messages.
This could be from work.
234
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,951
- Oh, play them.
- Okay. Here we go.
235
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,160
[MACHINE BEEPS]
236
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:35,166
PHOEBE: Hello. This is the pigeon
from the balcony calling to apologize.
237
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:41,089
I shouldn't have knocked the tickets
out of the pretty lady's hand.
238
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:46,303
It was all my fault.
Not hers. Bye. Coo.
239
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,353
Well, I bet that was very hard
for him to do.
240
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,230
[MACHINE BEEPS]
241
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,065
CHARLIE:
Hey, Chandler, it's Charlie.
242
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,109
This is it. Shh, Shh!
243
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:05,447
Listen, um, it turns out I got the last spot.
244
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,450
I'm really sorry, man.
It was a lot of fun working with you
245
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,077
Give me a call if you want.
246
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,997
Gosh, I'm so sorry, honey.
247
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,707
JOEY:
Sorry, Chandler.
248
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:20,795
It is so unfair. It's like that time they
promoted Saundra over me at work.
249
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,714
Was she related to Ralph Lauren?
250
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:26,593
No, she was just much better
at her job than me.
251
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,637
You guys, the drawing's about to start.
252
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,806
We should call my mom's
and say good night to Emma...
253
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,017
-...before she goes down.
- Good idea.
254
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,312
Honey, you're being really strong
about this.
255
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,023
I know how badly you wanted that job.
256
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,026
Yeah, you know,
I really thought I deserved it.
257
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:48,615
But let's go win the lottery. I mean,
we still have a 130 chances to win, right?
258
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,661
Hundred and thirty-one.
259
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,289
Yeah, good night, sweetheart.
I love you.
260
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,293
And remember,
you're Daddy's little girl. Heh.
261
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,129
Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.
262
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,259
Hi, Mom. Put her back on.
263
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,428
Rach, they're announcing the numbers!
264
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,641
My God, I can already feel
myself changing.
265
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,937
Here are your official Powerball
numbers. We have 53.
266
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,648
- I've got that.
- We have one too!
267
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:24,609
We are on the road, people!
268
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:26,987
Come on!
269
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:32,659
Mom, please, I know you love your new
lips, but I can barely understand you.
270
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,954
Would you please just let me
say good night to my daughter?
271
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,540
ANNOUNCER: And here we go.
The Powerball is seven.
272
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,460
All right, check your numbers!
Make me rich.
273
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,922
You guys,
you're not gonna believe this.
274
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,467
I was just saying good night
to Emma, and she said her first words.
275
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,761
ROSS: What?
- Well, what did she say?
276
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,806
She said, "Gleba"!
277
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,895
Make me rich!
278
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,899
- Isn't that amazing?
- Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's great.
279
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,776
Why aren't you more excited?
280
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,239
Rach, heh, "gleba" is not a word.
281
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,660
- Well, of course it is.
- Okay. What does it mean?
282
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:18,913
Well, I don't know all the words.
283
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,792
You know, I'm just glad I didn't
miss my daughter's first word.
284
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,297
- Yes you did! Gleba is a word!
- Okay. Use it in a sentence.
285
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:31,301
Okay. Uh, Emma just said, "Gleba
286
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:38,349
- It's not a word.
- Ugh. Okay, fine. I'm gonna look it up.
287
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,060
ROSS:
Oh, okay, great.
288
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,980
While you're at it, she said another word
the other day. Why don't you look up:
289
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,523
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
290
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:54,240
All right. Okay. Okay. Gleba
Gleba. Gleba. Gleba!
291
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:59,829
Here it is! "The fleshy, spore-bearing
inner mass of a certain fungi."
292
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,584
Heh.
293
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,171
She's gonna be a scientist.
294
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,972
- Damn it. Anybody got anything?
CHANDLER: No.
295
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,308
I'm still looking through mine.
296
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,686
Just double-checking. No.
297
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,773
No. No.
298
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,655
No!
299
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,241
[PHONE RINGS]
300
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,661
Hello? Hold on.
301
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,870
It's your boss.
302
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,832
Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you"
phone call.
303
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,626
I'm not used to getting these
from guys.
304
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,171
- Hey, Steve.
- Chandler, hi.
305
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,258
I'm sure you've heard
we filled the three positions.
306
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,760
We felt that with your
maturity and experience...
307
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,388
...you wouldn't be happy
being someone's assistant.
308
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,182
I'd love to be somebody's
assistant. Answering phones...
309
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,184
...getting coffee,
I live for that stuff.
310
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:08,273
And I'm not too mature.
Farts, boobies, butt cracks!
311
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,611
Chandler, you were the strongest
person in the program.
312
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,240
We're offering you the position
of junior copywriter.
313
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,703
Me? That guy
who just said, "butt cracks"?
314
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,079
STEVE:
Yes, that's right.
315
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,623
We're excited about the level
of sophistication...
316
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,126
...you'll be bringing to the job.
317
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,214
Okay. Well, thanks, you won't regret it.
I'll see you tomorrow.
318
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,353
What?
319
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,480
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna
be a junior copywriter!
320
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,399
[ALL CHEERING]
321
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,527
Congratulations!
Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.
322
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,322
Thanks. Does that mean
I get the good loving tonight?
323
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:01,326
You bet. No TV or anything.
324
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,330
- Hey, that is so great about the job.
CHANDLER: Thanks, man.
325
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,665
I'd like to think I had
something to do with it.
326
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,085
- Really? Why?
- Well, before with the wishbone.
327
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:17,008
I, uh, didn't wish we would win the lottery.
I wished you'd get the job.
328
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,510
Qh, yeah?
329
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,888
Don't tell Monica.
She'll rip your heart out.
330
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,264
Oh, yeah.
331
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,519
Well, you know what?
There was a little part of me...
332
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,772
...that really thought we were gonna win.
333
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:37,445
Me too. So much for my
dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
334
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,033
You guys? What was the Powerball
number again?
335
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,786
- Seven.
- We won.
336
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,871
- What?
- We won!
337
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,749
MONICA: Let me see! Let me see!
- Don't tear it!
338
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,920
Phoebe, you don't have any
of the first five numbers!
339
00:20:55,004 --> 00:21:01,261
I know that, but look, we got
the Powerball number. We won $3!
340
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:06,224
Wow, you think we should get that over
20 years or go for the big payout?
341
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:11,020
I don't care. I've never won
anything before. I can't believe this!
342
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:13,481
So, Pheebs, what are you gonna do
with your $3?
343
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,818
Well, it's not all mine.
We all get 50 cents.
344
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,488
Aw. You know what?
You can have mine.
345
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,906
- Me too.
- Me too.
346
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,409
RACHEL:
Me too. Ha, ha.
347
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,000
Well, I guess if everybody else is.
348
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,429
Hey, guys. So I just called
the Powerball hot line.
349
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:49,892
- Can you believe it? Nobody won.
- Um, I beg to differ.
350
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:55,023
Maybe nobody won the jackpot,
but there was this guy in here earlier...
351
00:21:55,189 --> 00:22:00,111
...and he found a ticket on the street
right outside and won $10,000.
352
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,751
Coo. Again, don't blame the pretty lady.
353
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:20,089
It was not her fault.
It was me, the pigeon. Coo.
354
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,929
Seriously, stop staring at her.
355
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,902
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