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WOMAN: So, Connie,
is that short for something?

CONNIE: Technically, Constance.

No one ever calls me that though.

Anyway, I got back a week ago

and I was like, "Oh, my God,
where I am gonna live?"

Well, this is the room.

Ah, I was mostly traveling on my own
but then I spent two months

with this amazing group of botanists
in the rain forest.

Oh, wow.

Did you, uh, did you
take a boat on the Amazon?

I don't swim, so there was no way.

- Oh.
- Oh, I love the light in here.

Yeah, it's nice.

- Right?
- Yeah.

Leslie, the girl who just moved out,

she actually went to Chicago
to do Development studies.

Really? That's exactly what I was
thinking of.

I would love to do that.

I mean, that or Environmental Law.

I don't know, I'm still exploring.

[MAN SCREAMS]

What's your name, sir? What's your name?

- Mike.
- Mike, my name is Paige, I'm a nurse.

I'm gonna be taking care of you.

Can you take a deep breath in
through your nose, out through your mouth.

- There we go, in through your nose.
- [WHIMPERS]

Out through your mouth.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]

[IN MANDARIN] And now, ladies and gentlemen,
our beautiful Mae must bid everyone

good night, and goodbye.

[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

[WOMAN SIGHS]

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Barbara's already texted
asking how it went.

Oh, yeah?

It was sweet of her
to invite me to the wedding.

I don't know anyone here outside of work.

So...

So, you were a teacher back in the States?

Yeah. I taught for a bit.

And what did you teach?

A little of everything.

We don't have to, I mean...

- No, I want to.
- ...if you don't wanna go there.

I want to.

- It's fine.
- I want to.

I was a teacher back home for, um...

eight years, then I...

Then I came here.

And, um...

[PHONE RINGS]

Tom.

I'm gonna go down and eat something.

Did you read the AgReport
on rotational grazing?

I saw it, I haven't read it.

It's so full of distortions.

It's unbelievable.

That's why I haven't read it.

Well, I'm writing Conners.

He needs to know what they're producing.

- Yeah.
- I'm being polite, I swear.

Okay?

- You wanna come down?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just hitting "send".

I wanna see the fall grazing trends,
I bet they conform.

Don't send anything off yet, okay?

I promised to send a draft last Friday.

I know, but I just wanna see
the fall trends, Clyde.

This thing's gotta be ironclad
when we go to committee.

Okay. Okay, I'll hold off.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can you pass the salt?

Sure.

Thanks.

Thank you.

It's a brackish lake
and it has this incredible reed

that regulates the salt level
and that allows

this one species of leech to thrive.

It's the only place in the world
you find them.

They can't exist anywhere else.

Really?

And you were dissecting them?

Yep.

I pretty much lived in a Tasmanian marsh
from the age of 24.

We discovered that these leeches produced
a peptide in their salivary glands

that might be useful in treating cancer.

Cancer?

- Wow. This...
- Yeah.

This sounds like amazing work.

I know.

I mean, well, I was really just a lab runt
so... I can't claim, you know.

- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.

Um...

You do realize that most of us
can't stand our cafeteria.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You know, I might not be
the only infiltrator.

Mm, there's like a million lunch places
in this neighborhood.

I know, I know.
I just haven't had time to explore.

Plus, I'm out on Long Island
half the time.

Right. Hunting frogs.

Hunting frogs.

[PHONE BUZZES]

That's the whole point
of how we laid it out.

You know, I started with the conceptual
framework we originally agreed on.

And then I layered in exactly how
to handle all the regulatory hurdles,

so they'd be in a position where
they could actually, you know...

Are you listening, Ramina?

"In a position to..."

Nothing. Just hopefully
the guy at Agriculture

will actually pass it up to the deputy
so we can move forward.

I finally feel like I framed it in a way
where they really have to move on it.

You know?

And what's Clyde say?

Very supportive.

What's the story with this biologist?

She's just a friend, he says.

But he said it three times.

- Ah.
- Yeah.

I don't know.

I hear myself out loud
and the whole thing seems futile.

[IN FARSI] You are a brilliant
and inspiring man.

You wanna have a threesome
for my birthday?

Wow, your Farsi is getting much better.

[CHUCKLES]

Your laugh makes me wet.

- I know that one.
- Uh-huh.

That's why you should laugh more.

Orange cows are laughing in outer space.

You don't say.

Not quite.

I like this one.

Makes you look gorgeous.

So, when will this project
come up in committee?

September, I think.

They cannot do it earlier?

I don't control the schedule, honey.

How will Clyde handle it
if you won't be around by then?

Uh... This fucking cake...

- Tom.
- Yeah?

I don't know.

I mean, we haven't really talked about it.

But after this big push I've been making,

I can't exactly say I'm not
gonna be around to see it through.

There are thousands of farmers
depending on the legislation.

It's important.

But my jewelry is only jewelry?

- We agreed.
- We didn't agree.

I want to go to California.

So go.

Alone?

Unbelievable.

I gotta deal with this cake
before the bakery closes.

You didn't do it already?

I'm sorry, I should have checked it.

Just, dress the hens for me, would ya?

Can we finish this conversation?

- No, I...
- [DOORBELL CHIMES]

You're early.

You're leaving.

[IN FARSI] Hi, my dear. Come in.

How are you, dear?

Mark is on his way.

I'll be right back.

I tried to read your paper
about the leeches.

- You've been Googling.
- I've been Googling.

I only got about as far
as the third paragraph.

The writing was a little dense.

Yeah, well, don't blame me.

I was just the research assistant.

I'm surprised that came up.

That and this great picture of you.

The one with the leeches?

- Yeah.
- Oh, God.

I really wanna get that one taken down.

No, no. I thought it was endearing.

I appreciate you inviting me tonight.

Oh, yeah.

No problem. It's a great group.
I really think you'll like them.

- Yeah.
- You said you wanted to meet people.

- Oh, I do.
- They're people, so...

Maybe we need a safe word though
in case it isn't going well.

Like what?

Like I say, "Potato famine."

- "Potato famine?"
- Yeah.

Well, that's really easy to work
into any conversation.

Sure, everybody left
during the potato famine.

Okay.

- [CLYDE CHUCKLES]
- WOMAN: Hello.

- Oh, hi.
- Come in, come in.

Ramina, this is Alice.

Hi, pleasure to meet you.
Please, come in, come in.

ALICE: The sounds just
completely envelope you

and you sink in and
you become absorbed by living music.

Of frogs?

- Yeah, of frogs.
- Of frogs?

And... And screech owls,
tree crickets, mosquitoes.

I swear, I mean,
I'm barely out of the city,

but I feel like I could
be back in Tasmania.

And where is it again?

It's near Northport,
it's the Campbell Bog.

And it is this frog
that brought you to New York?

Yes, it did. Yes.

Well, it's the first new frog that's been
identified in North America in 27 years.

I mean, you wouldn't know it was
a new species if it wasn't for its song.

Play them the recording.

- Really?
- Come on.

- No.
- You guys have to hear this.

You wanna hear the frogs sing?

Yeah, sure.

Play it. She played it for me and I cried.

[FROGS CROAKING ON RECORDING]

She promised me a copy of this
for my white noise machine.

Ah, that's in Long Island?

It's not even an hour away.

- That's gorgeous.
- Huh.

[CROAKING CONTINUES]

I feel completely ridiculous.

- I'm sorry.
- Why?

- Beautiful.
- It's gorgeous.

Let me put this way immediately,
I'm sorry.

- Play it.
- Quite enough.

- Enough of that.
- Nice.

Hush, please, are you kidding?

Your necklace is beautiful.

Ah, okay, that is cheating.

But points for coaching.

I didn't, I swear.

[STAMMERS] What do you mean?

Ahem, the necklace is Ramina's.

- She has a line of jewelry.
- It's not a line yet.

- Oh...
- It will be.

[STAMMERS] What do you mean?

You mean you made it?

- Yes.
- This your work?

Oh, my God. It's beautiful.

- It's stunning.
- Ah, well...

- Absolutely amazing.
- And she has good taste.

What kind of stone is that?

It's a gold quartz. I cut them myself.

- I want to see the rest.
- Later. Please, more wine.

Could I use your powder room?

Absolutely, it's just up the stairs.

Thank you.

[MAN WHISTLES] Clyde.

All right, take it easy. Take it easy.

MAN: Hey, is Tom coming
to his own birthday, where is he?

RAMINA: He's at the bakery.

We had some problems with the cake.

CLYDE: There was some confusion
about his name.

[GUESTS GIGGLE]

- [DOOR OPENS]
- [GUESTS CHEERING]

- CLYDE: You look like you need a drink.
- Happy birthday.

- Oh, yeah.
- Happy birthday.

Thank you, Mark. Thank you, everybody.

Hey, buddy. Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, fella.

[GROWLS]

- Speech, speech, speech.
- Yeah.

- What?
- Come on, come on, come on.

- Come on, man.
- Please, speech.

- All right.
- Let's do it.

Thank you, Brad. Thank you all.

Well, I'm humbled by your devotion
to celebrating my birthday.

I mean...

The other day Clyde was asking me
why I insist on no gifts,

and I said something about how
we don't need any more stuff.

Which is true.

We don't need any more stuff, but...

I think what I really meant is

you don't need to give me anything
because you're here.

And that's a very good gift,
I appreciate it.

I mean, if you have, you know,
an albino alligator, I'll take it.

- Don't worry about it.
- CLYDE: We do. I have one.

Don't get me wrong. All right?

But... Well, it just means everything to me
that we're here together.

So...

And to my lovely wife, Ramina,

without whom the hens
would not be in the oven.

Ah.

- You did put them in, right?
- Yes. They're in.

Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Happy birthday.

- MARK: So where are we dancing this year?
- Oh, Ramina found the best place.

It's new and very hip.

- No bailing out.
- No bailing out.

I'm not letting him.

Rock and roll ready.

CLYDE: Oh, there you are.

I want you to meet the birthday boy.

Tom, this is Alice Manning.

Nice to meet you.

- Alice? Alice?
- She's amazing.

You're the biologist?

Yeah, she just got off the boat
from Australia.

- Tasmania.
- [SIGHS] I've always wanted

- to visit Australia.
- Really?

BRAD: I was actually gonna ask,

it's like the craziest surfing
in the world, right?

- I mean, do you surf?
- Oh, everybody surfs down there, yeah.

Wait a minute. You're not from
Australia though.

I mean, you don't have an accent.

No, originally I'm from Denver.

Oh.

WOMAN 2: Tom, you didn't toast Ramina.

- What?
- That's such great news.

We're so excited for you.

- CLYDE: What's the great news?
- California.

Oh... Ramina just got into this amazing
jewelry program in San Diego.

Oh.

- Yes.
- What? Really?

Congratulations.

- Thank you.
- Wow.

Why didn't you say anything?

Eh.

I'm sure Tom just did not
want to jinx things.

- There you go.
- Right, Tom?

- That's it.
- Who wants a drink?

- Awkward me, please.
- Hey, Mark.

What are you in the mood for, buddy?

- Bourbon.
- ALICE: Well, happy birthday.

We take boat rides along the glades.

The alligators are literally feet from you
and they follow the boat.

My goodness.

So, Alice, how did you meet Clyde?

Oh, we frequent the same lunch spot.

In Long Island?

I'm in Midtown part of the week.

Turns out Clyde and I both studied
at Carnegie Mellon.

Isn't that wild?

- Music?
- Biology.

She discovered a new species of frog.

Play him the recording,
you have to hear this.

No, no. No, really.
Once in an evening is enough.

So, when did you go to Carnegie Mellon,
before or after Clyde?

Hey. It's not polite
to ask a lady's age, Thomas.

Did I ask her age?

- Uh...
- Did I ask your age?

- After.
- Okay.

- So, how old are you?
- Definitely not polite.

- What's going on?
- Tom's just giving Alice the third degree.

- Yes.
- Ah, sure.

- I love your home, Tom.
- Oh, thanks.

Tom and his brother, Brad,
actually they grew up here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, well, my parents live in London now
so Ramina and I are sort of house-sitting.

Huh. Lucky guys.

Brad and Sharon, they own their own place
in the West Village.

- Hedge fund.
- Wow.

Must be strange, though,
living in the same house you grew up in.

I don't know. I mean, sometimes.

Would you like a tour?

Sure. Can I ask you
what that is over there?

- What? I don't know.
- Up here.

That's all my father's stuff.

- Hold on a minute, can I stand on this?
- Whoa, whoa, hey.

Oh. This is a fossil.

- Is this real?
- I don't know.

- Oh, Late Cretaceous.
- It's my father's.

You know what this is?

This is a two-legged snake.

You see, see the vertebrae?

- Yeah?
- Those are the legs.

- No.
- Isn't that amazing?

Yeah, they were discovered
in South America.

This is 80 or 90 million years old.

Back when snakes had legs.

BRAD: I thought Dad brought that back
when he was teaching in Nairobi?

Well, they would have been all over.

They would have been in East Africa...

- Huh, cool.
- ...South America.

- She's right, that's beautiful.
- All over the world.

- Did you know that was up there?
- No, I had no idea.

You know, this should be
where people can see it.

Put it where someone can see it.

You got it.

Yeah, I think, should we eat?

- Yes.
- Yes, I'm starving.

- Right.
- Time for salad.

Yeah.

Jennie?

- It's... It's...
- CLYDE: Want a drink?

- I'm starving. Yeah.
- Great.

Does Ramina have
assigned seats for us or...

What? No. Just sit wherever.

RAMINA: Tom, will you grab
the salad dressing, please?

- Sure.
- Actually, Clyde, I want you to sit there.

And Alice, you come sit next to me.

- No.
- [FOSSIL BANGS]

- Goddamn it.
- Tom.

Clyde, Clyde, come here.

RAMINA: Tom, will you grab the bread also?

Sure thing.

So, how did you meet her?

Why didn't you tell me that Ramina
got in to San Diego?

I don't know. I...

We still need to work out
what we're gonna do.

You think?

Well, I told her I needed
to discuss it with you.

You make it sound like
you need my permission.

I don't need your permission.

- I just...
- Is this you quitting?

No.

I don't know.

I mean, maybe...

- I can take a leave for part of it...
- [SIGHS]

or maybe we do long distance
for part of it.

I don't know.

Oh, my God. Right.

'Cause that's what you guys need
is time apart from each other.

- Actually...
- What?

So, how did you meet her again?

In the cafeteria.

The cafeteria?

So, she works in our building?

No, her lab has an office
across the street.

She likes the food.

Huh. What do you know about her?

What kind of question is that?

I'm...

Are you going out?

She's made it clear
that she just wants friends

in her life right now,
so I'm being her friend.

But... actually she's the first woman

that I've meet since Lisa that I like,
if you care.

No, that's great.

Don't sound so thrilled.

RAMINA: Tom, salad dressing.

- Who's Tony?
- Don't ask.

It's a whole saga.

- Alice, red or white?
- What? Red, please.

MAN: Four hundred applied.

They accepted 12.

- Wow.
- That's awesome.

We are so thrilled for you, Ramina.

Thank you.

Well, it's two years of course work,

metalsmithing, gemology,
computer rendering, it's everything.

- Wow.
- Wow, that's awesome.

I would like to propose a toast.

- Don't touch my knobs.
- Don't touch my knobs.

Don't touch my knobs?

He gave this speech
at their wedding where...

- As I was saying.
- All right, all right.

Now, I've known Ramina for a long time.

And I can tell you stories

of her terrorizing the boys
of our neighborhood.

But I won't.

I'll just say that she has
always been remarkable.

But I look at her now
and she is becoming herself.

She has become an artist.

Well, I like how that sounds.

Say it again.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Your work is beautiful.

And it makes the people
who are wearing it beautiful.

And Tom, you have encouraged her
to do this.

And I am grateful.

I am overjoyed.

- So, cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers. Congratulations.
- Cheers.

Oh, and also, don't touch my knobs.

- Don't touch his knobs.
- There it is.

- Guys.
- Can't help it.

MARK: Tom, I hear you had
a victory of your own at work.

What? No. It's just something I wrote.

CLYDE: No. He's being modest.

What was it?

[CLEARS THROAT] Well, we're helping
formulate part of this land reform bill.

But we've been struggling for six months
with the Cattle Growers Association,

- they've been...
- Cattle growers?

Is that the word in English?
You grow cattle?

- That's the technical term.
- Oh.

Yeah. So, anyway, I finally managed
to frame it in a way

where hopefully we'll get some traction.

You should've read this email.

SHARON: It was an email?

It was a very masterful email.

Not email.

Email makes it sound like emails.

- Correspondence.
- There you go.

It's a set of guidelines that can
be inserted into the legislation.

I wish I could still have red wine.

Now suddenly it gives me a headache.

Oh, I know, it's the tannins.

I have a friend who has that.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I cannot drink red wine,
I am completely allergic to it.

Oh, my God. This friend of ours, Danny...

If they don't respond,
I swear I'm gonna dump them as clients.

TOM: No.

The work goes before the legislative
committee for discussion in September.

All of a sudden, he starts sneezing.

Can't stop.

Goes to the doctor and the doctor says
he's developing an allergy to the cats.

- No way.
- I know.

- Developing an allergy?
- Yeah. We don't know.

- That's what he said.
- No, apparently it can happen.

Yeah, sure I'd love to work on more.

Anybody need a cat?

Or ten? Ten?

I don't buy it. I don't buy it.

- What don't you buy?
- That you develop allergies.

I mean, maybe they're dormant, but...

Well, she's a scientist,
she ought to know.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Well, it depends.

Some you're born with, some you develop.

Yep. See?

I just hope I don't develop
an allergy to wine.

That or chocolate. Kill me now.

CLYDE: Can I get an allergy to cucumbers,
I hate cucumbers.

No, you can't pick
what you're allergic to.

It was hypothetical.

What if they made us allergic to things?

- Like cigarettes.
- Or cell phones.

SHARON: Or just technology in general.

You could just go off the grid.

Well, I know someone who did that.

- Yeah?
- I would love to do that.

Can you imagine just leaving
everything behind?

- You can't do that anymore.
- I bet you can.

RAMINA: Sounds like being an immigrant.

CLYDE: Or like life after divorce.

I bet that some people
just run off to Tasmania.

I'm sorry?

I bet some people
just run off to Tasmania.

Oh. No, not that I met.

Well, what about you?

Where would you go?

I'd go to Mexico.

Mexico is hardly off the grid.

No. It was when I went.

I went in college
and I almost never came back.

- Like Butch Cassidy.
- That was Bolivia, baby.

And it did not end well.

That's why you didn't finish CMU?

Yeah, I dropped out completely.

I changed my name, everything. Mm-hmm.

Why?

Just sort of happened.

I was on a bus to Guatemala
and I got into a conversation

with this girl in Spanish
and she asked me my name

and I told her my Spanish name.

- Your Spanish name?
- Like in Spanish class?

I was Marco.

Well, my parents named me Jennifer
which doesn't exist in Spanish,

so my teacher decided I'd be Consuelo.

That's random, Consuelo?

What was wrong with Jennifer?

I just hated the name Jennifer.

Anyway, after we got off the bus

she invited me to stay
with her and her family.

And then they started asking me
questions about myself

but by then I was Consuelo.

So, I made her up.

- Fun.
- Wow.

What, lying to people
who took you in on complete trust?

- How long were traveling?
- Eighteen months.

You went 18 months as Consuelo?

Mm-hmm.

I love that. That's amazing.

Well, when I was finally coming home, I...

I was watching the guy stamp my passport

and I had this feeling like,

I'm not the person
in that passport anymore.

I'm Consuelo.

BRAD: So, Alice is the American name
for Consuelo?

Your mother must have been
a little insulted, no?

We weren't exactly close.

So, you got home and told your friends
to start calling you Alice?

Actually, no, I never went home.

I went to Portland.

You never went home?

RAMINA: Oh, my goodness.

Wait, so you just completely left?

Yeah, you know, listen,
I was practically a kid when I did this.

It was a really long time ago.

- Sure.
- MAN: So, I'm sorry,

but you haven't seen your family since?

Or anyone else you knew?

WOMAN: Do they have any idea
what happened to you?

No.

RAMINA: I think it sounds amazing.

BRAD: Me, too.

That's... Yeah.

- Brave.
- [RAMINA LAUGHING]

Cheers, Alice.

[DISHES CLATTERING]

[RAMINA GIGGLES]

I mean, really, Clyde, I am impressed.

She is wonderful.

Yeah, I can't say I exactly knew.

But, yeah.

TOM: How is she wonderful?

What do you mean how?

I mean, she's beautiful,

exciting, adventurous.

She is a keeper.

How does walking out
on everyone in your life

- make someone a "keeper"?
- Pay no attention to him.

Oh, so, if you stick
with something or someone

you're basically not adventurous?

I don't think I'm quite ready
to propose to her yet.

Oh, but you need a woman who knows
how to wipe the table clean.

That's not even the expression.

You know... Oh. Never mind.

- Ugh.
- Well, I like her, Clyde.

- I approve.
- Thank you.

MARK: I love my Spanish name,
you should call me Marco.

I don't see you as a Marco.

Marco would be so much fun, right?

Marco would speak Spanish,
he knows how to merengue.

BRAD: Maybe Marco would not drink so much?

I've had three glasses.

I think I did four.

BRAD: So, Marco also has
a drinking problem.

[SIGHS]

[ALICE CLEARS THROAT]

It's a beautiful deck.

Jennie.

Jennie, come on, it's you.

Right?

This is crazy.

You're alive.

Yeah.

Thought I was dead?

I didn't know.

I mean, where... where'd you go?

To Mexico?

What difference does it make where I went?

Oh. Good point.

So, you didn't go to Mexico,
it's just a story.

And you're from Denver all of a sudden?

It's part of who I am now.

You're kidding.

Please, tell me you're kidding.

What is this?

You know what?
Actually, don't even bother.

Okay?

Just do me a favor, I don't
especially wanna explain this

to my wife and my friends.

What the hell?

I wanted to see you.

Jennie, it's been 15 years.

Yeah.

I'm married.

I mean, why didn't you just
pick up the phone and call me?

Say what, "Hi, this is Jennie,
only I'm not really Jennie anymore."

Do you understand?

Your parents showed up at my door.

Your father was bawling his eyes out.

Begging me to tell him where you were.

They had no idea what happened...

I let them know I was alive.

But you didn't see them?

Or was that just a story too?

I went to Canton.

Couldn't get out of the car.

My dad died two years ago
of a heart attack.

So...

What do you want?

BRAD: Tom?

You guys ready for cake?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Let's... Let's do cake.

So, in other words it's my fault
for making you binge?

No, I'm saying maybe
that's the reason she decided

she needed to get the fuck away
from everybody for a while.

I'm sorry, I thought step one
was accepting that it is a disease.

That it doesn't go away.

Actually, that's not step one.

At all. People can still change.

Their behavior maybe,
but not who they are.

At least people still recognize
that they have room to improve.

Yeah, I think everyone wants
to be a better person.

Guys, this is not about improvement.

This is about running away.

I wouldn't call it that.

I'm sorry, what would you call it?

Making a change.

Right, but wherever you go there you are.
Isn't that what they say?

I think that's just what people
tell themselves when they don't have

- the courage to change.
- BRAD: What about you, Tom?

Maybe you can take up surfing
in California?

Grow a beard?

CLYDE: Tom's not going anywhere.

- What?
- That's not exactly what I said, Clyde.

- Really?
- What does that mean?

It's complicated.

Why is it complicated?

TOM: Look, I don't really wanna
talk about it right now. Okay?

Is he really saying he doesn't want to go?

Idiot.

I am not an idiot, thank you.

No, wait, seriously,
what's going on, Ramina?

- You don't want her to go?
- No.

I'm the one who pushed her to...
Jesus Christ.

BRAD: Is this about
your committee meeting in September?

You can find someone else to do that, no?

No, it's not. We're figuring it out, okay?

Maybe she can go by herself.

Ramina?

It'd probably be better.

He'd just ruin it, anyway.

SHARON: For two years?

Look, can we be permitted
to figure this out privately?

Not at my birthday party. Thanks.

The candles are melting.

Who's Tony?

Oh, my God. You weren't kidding.

That's amaz...

Okay. I guess we're not
singing "Happy Birthday"?

I bet they didn't have cakes like that
during the potato famine.

BRAD: The potato famine?

Inside joke.

Oh. No, actually...

aren't we going dancing?

MARK: Oh, yeah,

I think maybe...

No. No, no, no.

Don't even think about it.

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

That's wild whiskey.

- Let's do this.
- Yeah.

I'll be over... I'll be over in a minute.

Excuse me, can I get an Old Fashioned?

I thought you wanted to dance?

Wanna see something?

Watch the olive.

MARK: Hey.

What are you guys up to?

BRAD: There you are.

[MARK MUMBLES]

She's good with the olives.

Where did you learn to do that?

I used to let a guy saw me in half.

You did not.

When I was 28 I toured China for a year
as a magician's assistant.

[MARK LAUGHS]

What? A magician's assistant?
That's awesome.

You said you lived in a Tasmanian marsh
from the age of 24.

MARK: No, that was Consuelo.

No, I saw a picture. I mean...

Right? Why did you just say
that you were in China?

I was in China before I was in Tasmania.

SHARON: Are you sure?

- BRAD: So, were you really a magician?
- CLYDE: Do you really study frogs?

- Jesus, did you make all of that up?
- Stop.

Were you actually in Tasmania?

Yes.

SHARON: And how do we know
that you're telling the truth?

Well, how do I know anything
that you've said tonight is true?

Because they all know me
and you're a pathological liar.

You're under complete false pretenses.

TOM: All right, Sharon.

- Just calm down.
- Why are you defending her?

[MUFFLED CHATTERING]

RAMINA: What is going on?

- I don't even know her.
- Jesus, Ramina.

Back off. Okay?

SHARON: Unbelievable.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Happy birthday.

CLYDE: Where are you going?

SHARON: Look I'm sorry, Clyde.
But that was horrible.

RAMINA: Clyde, I am so sorry.

CLYDE: No, I am sorry. I had no idea.

I'd say you dodged a bullet, buddy.

Okay, excuse me. I need some air.

Jennie.

Jennie. Jennie.

Oh, I'm sorry. Should I call you Consuelo?

Is that it? Hey, come on.

You completely disappeared for 15 years

and then you show up,
tell this crazy story,

turn around, and run out the door.

Have you actually been to Tasmania?

Or Australia?

- Or China?
- Yes, yes.

I was in China, Hong Kong, and Singapore
for 11 months.

You're making all this shit up.

Why'd you follow me out here,
to call me a liar?

I came out here...

because you were about to run off...

again.

You don't understand the feeling.

I went to Portland.

And in Portland
I was a whole other person.

And...

I felt reborn.

But then after a while

it started to feel too familiar.

And I realized,
I could just step out of it.

I could just start again.

It was like I had this skill.

This power.

I could be anyone I wanted.

And I could do it again and again.

I could live a thousand lives.

And every time it was like
she'd always existed.

She had her own history.

And I keep filling her in.

Until she felt finished.

Ready to move on.

I feel free to let go.

There's this moment,

when you're a blank slate.

It's like a high.

And you're deciding what next.

So, how many times have you done it?

Nine.

Jesus.

Did you rob some banks along the way?

It's not like that.

Oh, so you just get off
on deceiving people,

and playing master of disguise.

- That's not what it is.
- Oh, yeah?

So, what are you doing here, Jennie?

I wanted to see you.

You were the last person
who really knew me before I left.

And I needed to see someone...

who knew me.

Yeah, but... that doesn't mean...

- [DOG BARKS]
- Hey! Hey! Easy, boy, easy.

- Quiet.
- Easy, boy.

Quiet. Oh, you'd never know
he was trained.

Be nice, Jimbo.

Look at you.

Are you out for a late walk?

Say, "I insisted.
Wouldn't take no for an answer."

Aw, he's great.

You guys been to the new club?

Aw, you must hate the noise.

Well, actually,

I dragged my husband there
a couple weeks ago.

I wanted to see what
they'd done with the place.

It's not too bad.

Beats what we had there before,
one of those weird climbing walls.

Oh, I love those walls. You ever try it?

Well, once.

Yep, you look like the adventurous type.

- Do I?
- Yep.

Well, that's nice to hear.

Two years in the Peace Corps.

Last of the hippies.

[JIMBO BARKS, GROWLS]

You got everything you need?

Let's go see Roger. All right.

You guys enjoy your night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Jimbo, drop it.
- [BARKING CONTINUES]

- Stop it.
- [SHUFFLING]

- Ow.
- Oh!

You all right? Hey. Hey.

You okay?

Here, take my hand. Take my arm.

- Ooh. Dear.
- Ow, my damn feet.

[GROANS]

- You okay?
- No. I don't think so.

Use the ball of your foot.

- How far are you?
- Oh, God.

I'm just around the corner.

Well, we'll help you.

[PANTING]

Come on.

Yep, probably a sprain.

Need to elevate it. Put ice on it.

WOMAN: You sound like you know.

Yeah, well, years of medical training.

Lucky for me.

What kind of doctor are you?

Cardiologist, heart surgeon.

Children.

Ooh, jeez, how did you choose that?

Just in it for the money.

Yeah. Right.

You seem like the type.

My parents were both doctors.

My brother's a doctor.

Me, I couldn't stand the sight of blood.

My mom took me into surgery
when I was a kid

and I almost fainted
as soon as the knife went it.

It was an act of will
to force myself back up.

From then on I was determined.

Oh.

I'm a secretary.

Thirty-eight years.

I retire next year.

- Well, congratulations.
- Yeah.

What am I supposed to do?

Wind that gold watch they give me?

[CHUCKLES]

You're good, I can tell.

I don't understand how some doctors
can be so awkward.

TOM: Yeah, she's got
a real way with people.

Well, home sweet home.

Yeah. Oh, he's dying to go in.

- Oh, well, we'll...
- It's okay, I got him.

- Let me, let me get...
- I got him.

Let me get my keys out.

Hang on a minute.

Move over, Jimbo. I gotta get in here.

- There just hold on to the...
- Oh, dear.

- Is it upstairs?
- In there.

- Second floor.
- Second floor?

- Do you mind?
- No, not at all.

- Let's do it.
- Okay.

Let's do it.

Go on, Jimbo.

Wait a minute, Jimbo. Hold up.

- No, no, no, can you get it?
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]

Hold on to the banister there.

I got it.

[GRUNTS]

There you go.

Oh.

- What's the matter with you?
- I fell.

These nice folks helped me home.

Why were you walking him?

I told you I was gonna to do it.

He needed to go.

Didn't you see him pacing around?

How 'bout the couch, huh?

- Thank you.
- No problem.

She's a doctor. Can you believe that?

Thank you. I'm Roger, this is Nina.

Hello, Roger. Nice to meet you.

- I'm Alice.
- Thank you, doctor.

- This is Tony.
- Tony? Okay.

She needs to elevate it
and stay off it for a day or two.

- All right.
- Can you get it higher?

Here. And it should be iced.

- Tony? In the freezer.
- Yep.

- Mm-hmm.
- [ROGER MUTTERS]

NINA: The plastic bags
are in the cabinet over the sink.

[ROGER MUTTERING]

- [BEEPING CONTINUES]
- She doesn't listen, she doesn't think.

Stubborn, stubborn, stubborn, stubborn.

NINA: Yeah, look who's talking.

ROGER: Oh, goddamn.

NINA: Roger, move those books
so she can sit down.

And the mail.

Oh, my ankle's gonna swell up
like a balloon,

I can tell.

TOM: Here you go.

You might wanna let Tony take a look,

he's the osteopath.

NINA: Oh, what are the chances?

ROGER: Oh, course. Go ahead.

She has osteoporosis and arthritis both.

Which is why she shouldn't be
walking the dog.

What's your specialty?

Sports. Sports Medicine mostly.

Neck injuries.

He used to treat Andre Agassi.

ROGER: No kidding?

- Mm-hmm.
- Once. She exaggerates.

You could take my sock off.

Okay.

ROGER: Where do you practice?

In New York Presbyterian.

That's where my brother had
his kidney transplant.

Oh, really?

What was Albert's doctor's name?

You think I remember?

It's something, something...

Ah! I think it's Fenworth.

I don't really interact
with that department.

But...

I'm guilty.

- I love being a doctor.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

So, let's take a look.

Oh, I'm a mess.

- Hold on.
- Aren't we all?

It's worst in the morning when I get up.

I have to take a Tylenol first thing
or walking's a misery.

Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure.

Uh...

On a scale of a one to ten, on average,

how would you rate the pain,
ten being the worst.

Seven.

Better than an eight.

Here, use these.

Sure. Thank you.

Uh...

How long have you had the problem?

NINA: About a year?

Right.

I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis.

Rheumatoid arthritis, yes.

It's actually an autoimmune disorder.

The immune system attacks
the linings of the joints.

Tends to show up symmetrically
on the right and left sides.

Mornings are always gonna be bad, I know.

You have to do
your flexibility exercises every day.

Yeah, I know.

See, that's what the doc said.

Yeah.

It sounds so much nicer
the way he says it.

He's good.

ROGER: You better get good
or they'll have to amputate.

Right, doc?

Mm-hmm.

No, that shouldn't be necessary.

[LAUGHS] You'll have to excuse
his sense of humor.

TOM: Oh, you got me.

So, how's the ankle feeling now?

It's comfortable. Comfortably numb.

Perfect.

We certainly appreciate your help.

I don't know what she would have done
if you hadn't dusted her off.

You two are cute.

How did you meet?

Us?

We met at a party.

He made a beeline right to me.

His college was across town from mine
and I used to sneak into the parties.

TOM: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

It was three weeks before she told me
she wasn't even a student there.

Yeah. I was totally in awe of him.

He was the first person
I ever fell in love with.

Then he sat me down
for the "just friends" conversation.

Oh, yeah. Big speech about the future.

How he didn't see us... What was it? Uh...

"Together down the road."

That's about right, isn't it?

NINA: So, then what happened?

She disappeared.

It wasn't because of you.

Really?

Anyway, it wouldn't have worked out.

He was far too wrapped up in himself.

I needed something else.

Now, how did you two end up together?

Oh, we're not together.

NINA: Wait, you're not a couple?

Oh, no. No, we're friends.

He has a lovely wife named Ramina.

- NINA: Huh.
- ROGER: Here.

Something, by the way of thanks.

It's grilled goat meat.

- [GASPS]
- Eat.

Thanks.

It's not bad for the cholesterol.

You should tell your patients.

It's a Haitian specialty.

I will let them know.

All right.

We slaughtered her in a special ritual

so eating her flesh makes you blessed.

[NINA LAUGHS] Stop it.

They're gonna think you're serious.

He didn't take me serious.

You didn't think I was serious, did you?

Not spicy enough.

He never makes it spicy enough.

I had her one year,
one year in Port-au-Prince

and she thinks she's more Haitian than me.

- It's delicious.
- [CELL PHONE RINGS]

- Have some more.
- TOM: Ah, it's all right.

NINA: Well, I'm sure they want
to get on with their evening.

ROGER: I, actually, before you go,

is there a chance you could
take a look at something?

NINA: Oh, what?

Roger, no.

- Mm-mm.
- He's here. Okay?

Why not?

Her back has been bothering her
because of the osteoporosis.

Could you take a look?

- At her back?
- You don't mind?

- Sure. No problem.
- Just a little peak.

- NINA: Oh, Roger.
- I've got you.

And if the good doctor has you.

Help me. [GROANING]

I don't know, I was planning
on sleeping here all night.

It's chronic.
My mother had the same thing.

There you go.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Go ahead.

- Tom?
- Yeah.

Maybe we should head off.

You've got that patient who keeps calling.

Right, yeah.

Wow, I was completely absorbed.

Yeah, it's hard to stop.

Remember when we went to go
visit your parents?

And we had to stay
at that motel afterwards?

- You got so sick.
- You took care of me.

Well, you were burning up.

I had to keep getting ice
from the ice machine all night.

It kept eating your quarters.

Yeah.

Oh, and there was that weird woman
at the front desk when we checked out.

She kept...

[SQUEAKS]

[BOTH SQUEAKING]

- Her wheezing.
- Yes, yeah.

Oh, my God, I forgot about her.

Yeah.

Hey, you know...

I'm sorry about your dad.

He was a really great guy.

Yeah.

He was.

Did you think I'd run off
and killed myself?

Well, you said, some pretty extreme
things about your life.

Well, things were pretty extreme.

Look, I didn't want to be responsible
for you leaving school.

You were supposed to have this whole life.

Yeah, right.

You know, they used to lock
the building on Sundays

to make us stop practicing

and get out of those tiny piano studios.

You know, I didn't know
what to do with myself, I...

I went across town and I remember seeing

the list of all the different departments
you guys had.

I mean, you could study anything.

You looked at me so differently
when I told you the truth about...

I was impressed.

I liked who you were.

No, you liked the idea of who I was.

You liked the incredible piano prodigy.

Anyway...

You weren't the reason I disappeared.

I mean, you didn't help.

You were pretty fucking shitty in fact.

I mean, that speech you gave me about...

Yeah, yeah, I know,

- about being on a path.
- Being on a path? God.

Look, I was jealous.

I mean, you already seemed so driven.

And I...

I mean, you know what I do for a living?

Basically, I write emails.

I've spent the last 13 years
suggesting guidelines.

Which honestly,
I get almost nothing out of.

Almost, which is, in a way,
worse than nothing

because you think if you just hold on,

and shift one little thing,

you can...

I feel like...

You know, if I leave,

basically, I've failed.

Mm, anyway, what else am I gonna do,
sell insurance?

- I sold insurance.
- [LAUGHS]

Mm? Oh, really?

Yeah, fuck you.

So, it's not a coincidence
you're in New York, is it?

I mean, did you invent Alice
just so you could...

see me?

And all the rest of it.

You just made it up
all the studying frogs...

No.

It's real.

Show me.

Show me, I wanna see who you are now.

[KEYPAD BEEPING]

ALICE: Knock, knock.

- MAN: Alice, hey.
- Hey. James, this is Tom.

Tom, James.

- We trade night shifts.
- Nice to meet you.

I thought you weren't back in
until Tuesday?

I'm not.

Tom's an old friend just visiting

and I told him he has to hear the frogs
sing before he leaves in the morning.

Definitely. Hey, C-group's hatching.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

Will you give me a minute?

[FROGS CROAKING]

[LOUDER CROAKING]

[CROAKING CONTINUES]

[MOUTHS] Thanks.

Thank you.

So...

So, what's next?

Now that you've seen me,
you just... become someone else?

I wanna see how you do it.

Leaving.

[DOOR OPENS]

This is... Huh.

I mean, they're all so totally different.

Yeah.

Were you married?

No. Not married.

How do you even keep track of them all?

Well...

This is Mae, China.

- Cut in two.
- Mm-hmm.

Vanessa.

South Africa.

Sasha.

She was the last one.

[SIGHS]

Keeping track isn't the hard part.

It's when everyone around you

thinks they know who you are

and they try to lay claim to you and...

Then you're trapped.

That's the hard part.

So, stop doing it.

[CHUCKLES]

And be who?

Hmm.

I still remember watching you practice,
you know.

There was this one time
you were working on a passage,

it was Brahms, I think...

and you just wouldn't stop.

Just over and over and over.

You were so...

determined.

To just master it, you know?

You're still doing it.

I mean, that's what all this is, right?

It's all you.

All of them.

And it's crazy and fucked up and...

it's also kind of amazing.

Wanna come with me?

Time to go.

Ah, shit.

So, where next?

You should go now.

Wait, you mean, you just want me
to leave you here?

Mm, okay.

Well, see you in another 15 years maybe.

Maybe.

It was good to see you again.

Thank you.

Take care of yourself.

You know where to find me, I guess.

I've been thinking...

about California and...

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