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DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE
Christmas is a magicaltime of year in the Diaz house,
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full of holiday traditions...
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the fight over who gets to
hang the star on the tree,
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the fight over
who gets the biggest stocking,
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the fight over...
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I'm realizing
it's a lot of fighting.
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But one thing
we can all agree on
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is making our pasteles.
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I'm going to pretend
you didn't use those
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to dig for worms.
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Wait, how long do you
steam these pasteles?
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Rachel, of course,
chose the one job
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she could do without
looking up from her phone...
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setting the timer
for the steamer.
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She also chose to go
to France this Christmas
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with her friend's family,
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so the pastele train
is cut short.
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I'll ask Mom.
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Never mind.
You're busy.
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I guess somebody
has to call abuela.
Who wants to...
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This time of year,
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no one wants
to call abuela.
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Not because
we don't love her.
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We have the best abuela
in the world.
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She even has
a T-shirt to prove it.
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Will you come to Florida
for Christmas?
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Seeing you all would be
the best gift I could get.
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We always mean to,but we never do,
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which leads to our least
favorite holiday tradition...
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disappointing abuela.
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I try to make up for it.
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Every year, I make her
a special ornament
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of our family
for her tree.
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But a special ornament
of her family on her tree
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isn't the same as our actual
family around her tree.
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Safer, but not the same.
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Steam them for one hour.
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I'm making mine tomorrow.
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Nobody makes pasteles
like your abuela.
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I know.
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They're the pastel-iest.
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So Harley...
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Here it comes.
The ask.
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Are you as cringe-y
as I am right now?
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Hot yoga's starting,
mijita, gotta run.
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She didn't even ask.
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Abuela's giving up on us.
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We have to go
to Florida!
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Right after urgent care.
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Abuela's the only person
who actually wants
our family to visit.
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She didn't even ask?
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That's bad.
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Next year, Florida.
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We've been promising
that for so long,
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even I'm not buying it.
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Now abuela's lost
faith in us.
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We have to show her
we still have our act together.
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You mean lie?
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You always say Christmas
is the season of believing.
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I believe we can do this.
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You must also believe
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that a giant money tree
just sprouted in the yard,
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because last-minute
plane tickets will be
a fortune, Harley.
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Hey, Rachel ditched us
for France.
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That's one less
plane ticket to buy.
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I know how we can
pay for the trip.
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Don't buy us kids the big
family gift we picked out.
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Huh. I guess
if you all want to...
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Yes!
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Start decking
those halls, abuela.
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We're coming for Christmas,
and this year, we mean it.
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Promise.
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The other kids
are good with this?
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You want us to give up
our pool table?!
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That is a ho-ho-
horrible idea.
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Sometimes it feels like
things are outta control ♪
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♪ Like you're living in
a circus ♪
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♪ Tryin' to figure out
your way in the world ♪
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♪ Where you're at
is kinda perfect ♪
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♪ So turn it up,
turn it up ♪
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♪ Do your thing,
don't stop ♪
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♪ Let the games begin,
let's jump right in ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the middle
of the party ♪
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♪ We're just
getting started ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ In the eye of the tornado,
rowin' in the same boat ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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♪ Get stuck in
the middle with you ♪
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♪ I wanna get
stuck with you ♪
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It took four months for us
to agree on the pool table
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as our big gift,
and now you want
us to give it up?
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If anyone would like
to be my new BFTF,
there's an opening.
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I knew we should've
went with crocodile moat.
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This wouldn't be
a problem.
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It'd be half dug by now.
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Classic Diaz family
over-think.
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I can't go to Florida.
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I've spent months collecting
toys for the toy drive here.
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Just drop them off
before we leave.
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Drop off.
Listen to you.
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The best part of the drive
is matching gift to receiver.
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And I don't wanna brag,
but finding the perfect
gift for each person
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is kind of
my super power.
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It's true. How do you think
we came up with the pool table?
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Are you eating pasteles?
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You gave back
our perfect gift.
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Maybe lose the judge-y.
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I feel bad we can't go,
but abuela will understand.
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She loves us,
even though we're us.
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Okay, I didn't wanna
have to tell you guys this,
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but when I called
her earlier,
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she didn't even ask
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if we were coming
to visit her for Christmas.
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What?!
No guilt trip?
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No "seeing you all
would be the best
gift I could get"?
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- 'Fraid not.
- We broke abuela.
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This all feels
so wrong now.
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Guys, no one does
the holidays like abuela.
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Plus, a beach Christmas?
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That's the best of
two seasons jammed into one.
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So who's with me?
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Beach Christmas!
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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I made abuela
my most special ornament ever.
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Cool, huh?
Press the button,
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and let it snow.
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And best of all,
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none of these little Diazes
have to shovel it.
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Just gotta store it
somewhere safe.
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We found
the sleeper seats.
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Is that
the flight attendant?
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Order me
a cranberry juice.
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Guys, that's where
the luggage goes.
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We didn't bring luggage.
Georgie's using it.
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Beach vacation.
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Harley, all you need
is a bathing suit.
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You're not supposed
to be up there.
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Santa knows when
you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
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and he knows when you're
annoying the entire
coach section of an airplane.
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Eh. We've been
so bad this year,
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we've already
blown it.
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We're usually on the coal list
by Valentine's Day.
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Santa's super old.
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He's lucky if he remembers
to put his pants on
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before he gets
in the sleigh.
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These last few days
are the only thing
he's gonna remember.
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Lewie, we got a do-over.
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We're back in the gift game.
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We gotta get outta here
before Santa sees.
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Or Dad sees. You're punished.
Get outta there.
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Excuse me, sir.
Don't be alarmed.
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I'm just using
your left shoulder as a step.
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He's not.
You're not.
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Sorry.
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Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
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Merry Christmas,
or whatever holiday
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is meaningful to
you and your family.
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Excuse me, miss.
You're gonna have
to check that.
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I can't. I already checked
five bags of toys.
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He's for a very special
yet-to-be determined
underprivileged child,
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and he can't be damaged.
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I'll just put him
under the seat.
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He looks bigger
than he is.
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Oh! Piece of cake.
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Do you like cake?
I love it.
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Chocolate, vanilla,
marble, black forest,
Bundt.
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You know what? You go ahead
and do your thing,
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I'll make us a list, okay?
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Why are you wearing my seat?
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It said these can
be used as flotation devices.
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I'm taking this
body surfing.
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Why don't you use
your own?
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We need those
in case of emergency.
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They're your brothers,
it's Christmas.
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Your brothers.
It's Christmas.
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Whoever's assigned to
that seat isn't going to
let Deathnee sit there.
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That's the point.
There's always
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an extra seat
on a plane.
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So we need to make
whoever's sitting here
want to sit over there.
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No one changes seats
to avoid a doll with
a bad haircut.
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She's the first
line of attack.
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Me and you are the second.
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Sick or crying.
Which one do you want?
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I'm not pretending
to be...
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It's too bad we couldn't
all get seats together.
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Yeah, but, you know,
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last-minute tickets,
kids can't sit in exit rows.
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You didn't even try,
did you?
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The kids are locked
in a tube with paid babysitters.
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We got aisle seats,
and you're gonna question this?
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Oh, here you go, sir.
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This seat is empty.
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"Welcome aboard
Where To Air.
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Generic greeting
welcoming passengers."
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Oh, shoot, I'm supposed
to fill that in.
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Anyway, we'll be
dashing through the skies,
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and reaching Florida in
two hours and 15 minutes.
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Look at all those
other dummies,
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squished together,
sharing arm rests.
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We are so
the smartest Diaz kids.
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Hello, fellow travelers,
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and Santa,
who might be listening.
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As a special gift
for this holiday season,
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please enjoy arm fart
"Jingle Bells,"
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brought to you by the one
and only Lewie and Beast Diaz.
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Yeah, maybe we keep
that Diaz thing to ourselves.
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Yeah.
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Feel free to sing along.
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St The
Don't call
the flight attendant.
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Keep this between
the three of us,
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and these are yours.
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And there's more
where that came from.
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I'm watching
Heather's Cottage,
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and Lord Dalliwag
just died of consumption.
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Do you have a tissue?
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00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,706
Please give me
a real challenge.
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00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,075
The parent pouch holds all.
Harley made it.
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This puppy is
completely waterproof,
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fireproof,
and thief-proof.
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Thief-proof? There's
a dollar bill hanging
out of it.
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Stop, thief, stop, thief.
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Harley didn't explain
this feature.
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Uh, do you have an eight?
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Hit the bricks, loser.
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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,799
You're supposed to say
go fish.
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I know.
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Party's over.
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Nice try, but I know
that routine.
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Even the plane's
telling you to leave.
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Put your seatbelt on.
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"We're very sorry
to inform you,
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but due to storms
in our flight path,
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our plane is being
diverted to Columbus, Ohio."
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Ohio?!
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That's nowhere near abuela.
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"We'll be landing soon.
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Express sympathy and final
pass through cabin."
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Shoot. Did it again.
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00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,805
Excuse me, miss.
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My family has Christmas
plans in Florida.
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How soon till we can
get another flight?
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How many of you
are there?
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- Eight.
- We can cut
this guy loose.
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Well, based on
the storm and re-booking,
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we should probably have you
there by New Year.
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00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,085
But we'll miss Christmas.
249
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,020
You won't miss Christmas.
250
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,889
You'll be having it
at the airport.
251
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,766
Okay, we need
a plan.
252
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,801
We are not "Christmas
at the airport" people.
253
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,103
Exactly. Our water wings
will do us no good here.
254
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,205
Unless they have
a fountain.
255
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,008
Does a fountain of bad
ideas count, 'cause that's you.
256
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,010
Leave it to us to travel
two hours to get
257
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,979
further away from abuela
than where we started.
258
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,081
We'll have to wait it out
here for a few days.
259
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,850
If we're lucky, the airport
won't run out of cinnamon buns.
260
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,852
But we made a promise
to be there for Christmas.
261
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,822
Abuela's going to think
this is one more time
we didn't try.
262
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,124
And last year, we claimed
we were on our way,
263
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,860
and got diverted,
so we used that bullet.
264
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,764
We did? Darn.
There goes my big idea.
265
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,766
Look, I know we're
all disappointed,
266
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,168
but what can we do?
267
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,036
I know one thing
you can do.
268
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,971
Get off the plane.
269
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,040
We landed
20 minutes ago.
270
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,811
This isn't over, guys.
271
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,780
Flying's not
the only way to travel.
272
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,986
Keep your hands
to yourself.
273
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,055
Just 20 hours to Florida.
274
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,190
Start the car, Dad.
275
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,129
There go the keys.
I'm just gonna
scoot the seat back.
276
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,934
Ow! That's
my favorite leg.
277
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,870
Sir, you must have
something bigger.
278
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,840
Sorry. These are the last
two cars I have to rent.
279
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,908
Holiday rush and all.
280
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,977
We're gonna have to take
turns breathing.
281
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,812
When I inhale,
someone exhale.
282
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,715
What about that?
That's the perfect size for us.
283
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,784
Some rock group
was supposed to
come pick it up,
284
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,118
but their flight
got re-routed.
285
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,956
You ever hear of
Pants Inferno? No?
Me neither.
286
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,124
But that's not
for regular drivers.
It requires a Class B license.
287
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,060
I have one.
288
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,128
With seven kids,
I'm always one kid away
289
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:26,831
from needing a bus for
basic family transportation.
290
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,733
I'll give you a deal on it.
291
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,035
But if you see Pants Inferno,
play dumb.
292
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,837
Rock star tour bus.
293
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:36,107
This road trip is on!
294
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,111
♪ ♪
295
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:53,191
♪ ♪
296
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:05,036
♪ ♪
297
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:15,813
♪ ♪
298
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:27,158
♪ ♪
299
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:41,839
♪ ♪
300
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:58,723
♪ ♪
301
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:10,735
♪ ♪
302
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,670
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
303
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,672
but I'm glad
our plane got diverted.
304
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,774
Forget Pants Inferno.
305
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,744
The Diaz family is rolling
like jingle bell rock stars.
306
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,046
And we're still on track
to be at abuela's by Christmas.
307
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,016
Stop the bus!
Deathnee's missing!
308
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,857
Deathnee's missing?
I know you had her
at the airport.
309
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,827
I saw the other passengers
recoiling as you walked
off the plane.
310
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,895
And I got stuck with Lewie
and Beast in my rental car,
311
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,064
'cause Deathnee needed
room to spread.
312
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,700
I can track her
on my phone.
313
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,068
I planted a microchip
after that day we spent
314
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,037
digging up the backyard
because Daphne forgot
315
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,073
where she buried
her alive.
316
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,975
So, where is she?
317
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:54,112
Relax. She's only...
318
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,748
sixty miles away.
319
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,851
Moving in
the opposite direction?
320
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,753
We left her in
the rental car.
321
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,955
- Oh!
- We did what?!
322
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,025
All right, everyone,
just like we practiced.
323
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,862
No sudden movements.
Back away slowly.
324
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,732
Don't panic. We lost
Deathnee, but we have eyes on.
325
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,134
My chip has an RF signal
326
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,002
that will pinpoint
her exact location.
327
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,971
I've never been so glad
you're a nerd.
328
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,742
How on earth did we
leave her in the rental car?
329
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:31,082
Oh, this happened because
you were all too distracted.
330
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,718
That's it.
Devices here.
331
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,086
- Come on.
- Nope.
332
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,154
- But...
- Nope.
333
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,059
Put these in
your man-purse.
334
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,693
It's called
a parent pouch.
335
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,961
I'll also accept
dad bag.
336
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:45,997
Call it what you want.
337
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,733
Deathnee's on the loose.
Let's go.
338
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,735
I don't wanna make
another stop.
339
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,770
I've been holding in
my pee since we left,
340
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,872
just so I can
go in the ocean.
341
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,908
Me, too.
Press on.
342
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,744
Great. I'll let Santa know
you chose ocean pee
343
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,012
over your sister's
favorite doll.
344
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,980
Dad, turn
this thing around.
345
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:10,121
What kind of lunatic
would drive 30 miles
on unpaved road?
346
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:13,057
Maybe Deathnee ditched
the family and she's
at the wheel.
347
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,927
I picked the wrong year
to make abuela a glass ornament.
348
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,062
We're approaching
a campground.
349
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,665
According to this,
Deathnee should be right here.
350
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,666
Tom, stop the bus.
351
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,976
Okay, kids, let me
and your mom go over there.
352
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,011
Uh, too late.
353
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,883
Play time's over.
Give it, girl.
354
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:42,720
Her name is Joya,
and she doesn't want
to give you the doll.
355
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,857
You've got two seconds
before I get all up
in that.
356
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,795
Sorry. It's just that
Deathnee's more than a doll.
357
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,930
She's my daughter's
best friend.
358
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,799
Her only friend.
359
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,767
She's not that nice.
360
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,137
I don't know who you are,
or how you found us,
361
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:02,740
or what strange family band
you're fronting.
362
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,879
We are trying to enjoy
our annual holiday trip,
363
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,914
and frankly,
this feels aggressive.
364
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,016
Oh, I'll show you
aggressive.
365
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,851
Whoa, whoa.
366
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,087
Merry Christmas.
I just saved you
a tetanus shot.
367
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,091
Hang on. What if Joya
gets a different doll?
368
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,759
I've got a whole bunch
for the toy drive.
369
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:22,927
She could just pick one.
370
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:26,030
No. She's mine!
I love her.
371
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,833
It's the only doll
she's ever liked.
372
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,704
She's the only doll
I ever liked.
373
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,141
He's got two seconds before
I'm all up in that.
374
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,944
I'll give you three
suitcases of toys for Deathnee.
375
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:48,085
But, Georgie, that's
your entire toy drive.
376
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:51,022
You've been collecting
that for months.
377
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:54,792
Yeah, but, what I love
most about the toy drive
378
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,128
is matching people
to the perfect gift.
379
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,836
And Deathnee
is your perfect gift.
380
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,975
Yay!
381
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,145
Campfire smoke?
382
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,981
It's called
emotion, Harley.
383
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,016
Did you not see
what just happened here?
384
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,759
You're a good
big sister.
385
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,928
But what about
your toy drive?
386
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,097
I'll have to get
more toys.
387
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,966
Not sure how,
388
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,134
but Christmas is
the season of believing, right?
389
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,103
Hey, look, a penny.
390
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,005
Face up.
It's good luck.
391
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,175
And we could use some...
392
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,783
...luck.
393
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,787
It's possible I forgot
to zip the pouch.
394
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,867
Ironically, the only thing
that didn't slip out of
Dad's hand was this.
395
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,702
This is what I put on
the parent pouch
396
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,104
to keep thieves
from bragging it.
397
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,940
Yeah, my whoopsy daisy
slippery spray-sies.
398
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,845
Yeah, that's more fun to say
when I'm not this upset.
399
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,714
I just hope Santa
doesn't think this
was our fault.
400
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,851
Yeah. This has Lewie
and Beast written
all over it.
401
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,053
No, even you guys haven't
destroyed this much
402
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,855
this fast.
403
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,893
Guys, enough with
the faces.
404
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,996
I got Deathnee back.
This is all that matters.
405
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:41,899
And I thought
you and that doll
406
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,969
- couldn't get
any weirder.
407
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,204
Daphne was right.
What matters at the holidays
408
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,106
is being with
the ones you love.
409
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,742
All our valuables were
melted into a doorstop,
410
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,744
but there was
just enough gas
411
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,112
to make it to abuela's
like we promised.
412
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,748
Who's ready for
the best beach Christmas ever?
413
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:01,052
Road trip, road trip,
road trip!
414
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,120
And then it happened.
415
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,962
My worst nightmare.
416
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,750
I'm gonna need to update
my worst nightmare list.
417
00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:42,877
Okay, so we have no food,
no money,
418
00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:44,678
no credit cards,
and no phones.
419
00:22:44,714 --> 00:22:46,847
But at least we made it
to a repair shop
420
00:22:46,883 --> 00:22:48,682
before the bus broke down.
421
00:22:48,718 --> 00:22:49,850
That's pretty lucky.
422
00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:52,520
I'd feel luckier
if I wasn't carrying
423
00:22:52,555 --> 00:22:53,788
the transmission
in a beach bag.
424
00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:56,690
I know Christmas
is about believing,
425
00:22:56,726 --> 00:22:58,592
but right now, it's
kinda hard to believe
426
00:22:58,628 --> 00:22:59,794
we have any chance
to make it to abuela's.
427
00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:02,530
If we can get
the repairs done by tonight,
428
00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:04,765
we can drive straight
through and still make it
for Christmas Eve.
429
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:08,502
Buddy Burtz.
Saw you pull up.
430
00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,571
Your rock and roll bus
is a whole lotta rock,
431
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,406
and very little roll.
432
00:23:12,442 --> 00:23:15,509
Buddy, can you be a buddy
and fix it by Christmas?
433
00:23:15,545 --> 00:23:16,844
Sure.
434
00:23:18,714 --> 00:23:20,681
Just not this Christmas.
435
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:27,388
I think I've established myself
as the expert on giving up,
436
00:23:27,423 --> 00:23:30,424
and in my expert opinion,
it's time to call it.
437
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:31,826
Hey, this family
does not give up.
438
00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:34,862
Mess up, yes.
Give up, no.
439
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,431
Harley, let's be honest.
440
00:23:37,467 --> 00:23:38,866
We could've already
called this game on
account of storm.
441
00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:42,670
Fire, doll-napping.
Wow, this has been
a terrible trip.
442
00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:44,738
I mean, it's not like
abuela will be alone.
443
00:23:44,774 --> 00:23:46,774
Uncle Jake's family
goes every year.
444
00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:49,443
We all want abuela to think
we have it together,
445
00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:52,880
but this scorched ball
of everything we own
says otherwise.
446
00:23:52,915 --> 00:23:55,683
Yeah. And my video game...
447
00:23:55,718 --> 00:23:57,651
is way less fun
this way.
448
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,421
What?
449
00:24:00,456 --> 00:24:02,423
One of the phones
is working.
450
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,791
Probably a telemarketer.
Don't answer.
451
00:24:05,628 --> 00:24:07,528
It's abuela.
452
00:24:07,563 --> 00:24:09,430
What do we do? I...
453
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:10,664
Tell her we can't make it.
454
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,633
I'll lean away
so I'm not part of that.
455
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:13,801
Me? Why me?
456
00:24:13,836 --> 00:24:16,403
You've established yourself
as the leader,
457
00:24:16,439 --> 00:24:19,373
so lead abuela
to disappointment.
458
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,713
Abuela, hi.
459
00:24:25,748 --> 00:24:28,382
My Harley.
I just realized
460
00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,385
this is the first year
I'll get my special ornament
461
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:34,421
delivered by you,
not the mailman.
462
00:24:35,758 --> 00:24:37,458
Well, that...
463
00:24:37,493 --> 00:24:38,859
I'm really sorry...
464
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,694
Don't apologize.
465
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,531
Your timing is perfect.
Uncle Jake just called.
466
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,566
His whole family
is down with the flu.
467
00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:49,803
Without you all, I'd be
spending Christmas alone.
468
00:24:49,839 --> 00:24:51,739
So when do I see
mis preciosos?
469
00:24:51,774 --> 00:24:53,674
Hang on. Ethan has
something he wants to say.
470
00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:56,477
Abuela!
471
00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:59,380
Papi! I hope
you brought your guitar.
472
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,615
I told my aqua aerobics
class you would play.
473
00:25:01,651 --> 00:25:03,384
Acoustic, though.
We are in the water.
474
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,719
Oops. Georgie's
grabbing the phone.
475
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:08,556
My athlete.
Exciting news.
476
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,591
I signed us up for
a pickle ball tournament.
477
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:12,359
How's your smack talk?
478
00:25:12,395 --> 00:25:14,461
I... I, um...
479
00:25:14,497 --> 00:25:16,764
Needs some work. I'll coach
you when you get here.
480
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,434
My babies!
481
00:25:20,469 --> 00:25:21,802
When do you arrive?
482
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:23,637
Uh...
483
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:29,410
Abuela, we can't...
484
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,479
- tell you when.
- Oh!
485
00:25:32,515 --> 00:25:34,481
We want it to be
a surprise when we get there.
486
00:25:34,517 --> 00:25:35,683
Can't wait.
487
00:25:38,521 --> 00:25:40,454
A surprise
if we get there.
488
00:25:42,725 --> 00:25:44,658
And then our plane
got diverted,
489
00:25:44,694 --> 00:25:46,493
and our stuff
fell in the fire,
490
00:25:46,529 --> 00:25:47,795
and the ornament I made
got smashed.
491
00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:50,431
You ever try squeezing
nine figurines
492
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,433
into an ornament that...
never mind.
493
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,435
Let's just say
this trip hasn't been great.
494
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,870
But you can turn it around,
so what do you say?
495
00:26:01,510 --> 00:26:03,510
Buddy, you can lie there
and ignore me,
496
00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:05,412
but I'm not leaving
till you fix this bus.
497
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,483
Hey, thanks.
You found my boots.
498
00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:13,354
I've been sportin'
my spiffy Christmas socks.
499
00:26:13,389 --> 00:26:15,623
I gotta show 'em off.
500
00:26:17,727 --> 00:26:20,728
Hey, I found your boots,
you fix our bus.
501
00:26:20,763 --> 00:26:23,397
Look at us,
working together.
502
00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:25,699
Wish I could.
503
00:26:25,735 --> 00:26:27,801
We're full up.
504
00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:29,703
Vehicles break down
left and right
this time of year.
505
00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:32,706
Know why Santa
uses a sleigh?
506
00:26:32,742 --> 00:26:35,409
Car's in the shop.
507
00:26:36,579 --> 00:26:38,445
I find humor helps
when I'm stressed.
508
00:26:38,481 --> 00:26:40,447
An elf, a reindeer,
and a snowman
509
00:26:40,483 --> 00:26:42,383
walk into
Santa's workshop.
510
00:26:42,418 --> 00:26:45,486
Funny. So, about the bus.
511
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,820
I don't know if
you're familiar with jokes,
512
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:48,822
but that's what we
call the set-up.
513
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:51,558
Good to know.
514
00:26:51,594 --> 00:26:53,394
Like I was saying,
we're trying to get to
our abuela's for the holiday,
515
00:26:53,429 --> 00:26:54,495
and you're
our only hope.
516
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,797
You folks seem
like nice people.
517
00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:59,667
Problem is, it's just
yours truly on duty.
518
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:03,604
My brothers
are training for the Iron Elf.
519
00:27:03,639 --> 00:27:06,340
Iron Elf.
520
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,676
Uh, that one
wasn't a joke.
521
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,711
You really don't
get comedy, do you?
522
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,516
The Iron Elf
is a Christmas
relay race
523
00:27:15,551 --> 00:27:17,518
that's been run
in this town for years.
524
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,652
My whole family does it.
525
00:27:18,688 --> 00:27:20,554
And you don't want to?
526
00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:24,391
Oh, I do.
More than anything.
527
00:27:24,427 --> 00:27:26,360
And they let me once,
years ago,
528
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:27,628
but I messed up.
529
00:27:27,663 --> 00:27:29,396
After that,
they gave my spot
530
00:27:29,432 --> 00:27:30,731
to someone
they could count on.
531
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:32,566
He may be
outside the family,
532
00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:36,370
but Mailman Frank
does show up every day.
533
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,738
Guy's rain or shine.
534
00:27:37,773 --> 00:27:41,642
Uh, no ding on the awesomeness
of Mailman Frank,
535
00:27:41,677 --> 00:27:43,477
but your brothers
seem like jerks.
536
00:27:43,512 --> 00:27:45,846
Nah. Just competitive.
537
00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:48,515
It's fine.
538
00:27:48,551 --> 00:27:49,650
I'm good.
539
00:27:49,685 --> 00:27:51,385
Big family.
540
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,620
Used to bein' overlooked.
541
00:27:53,656 --> 00:27:55,389
You know.
542
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:58,392
Actually, yeah.
I do.
543
00:27:59,528 --> 00:28:01,462
Middle kid of seven.
544
00:28:01,497 --> 00:28:03,697
Sometimes I feel like
the Wednesday of the family.
545
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:06,400
You know, that day
no one really notices.
546
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,569
I like that.
Wednesday.
547
00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,805
I'm a Wednesday
in a family of Fridays.
548
00:28:14,643 --> 00:28:17,578
I will pay you double
if you fix our bus first.
549
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,414
My family is at
the bank right now.
550
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,819
I guess I could do that
for a fellow Wednesday.
551
00:28:25,855 --> 00:28:28,422
Oh!
552
00:28:30,726 --> 00:28:33,560
Well, consider yourselves
lucky.
553
00:28:34,697 --> 00:28:37,498
You squeaked in
just before I locked up.
554
00:28:39,402 --> 00:28:40,667
If you'll just slide
your card through the reader.
555
00:28:40,703 --> 00:28:41,835
Of course.
556
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:47,441
We had a little mishap.
557
00:28:48,711 --> 00:28:51,412
Makes it easier to find
the card in my purse though.
558
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,358
Looks like
the card reader's broken.
559
00:29:04,393 --> 00:29:06,660
It's okay though.
You can just give us the money.
560
00:29:06,695 --> 00:29:09,797
Look, you have no ID,
561
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:12,499
no functioning bank card,
562
00:29:12,535 --> 00:29:16,603
and you expect me to
just hand over some cash?
563
00:29:16,639 --> 00:29:20,407
I'm sorry.
You're gonna have to
come back after the holidays
564
00:29:20,443 --> 00:29:23,410
with proper ID.
565
00:29:23,446 --> 00:29:25,412
Please don't forget
your blob.
566
00:29:27,483 --> 00:29:29,450
Ma'am, if I may.
567
00:29:29,485 --> 00:29:31,552
What are your plans
for the holidays?
568
00:29:31,587 --> 00:29:34,455
You mean after
this conversation?
569
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,723
My family is coming
over tomorrow night.
570
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:38,692
I'm cooking a ham.
571
00:29:38,727 --> 00:29:43,730
Have you ever been on
a disastrous holiday
road trip?
572
00:29:43,766 --> 00:29:47,601
The kind that's
so emotionally trying,
573
00:29:47,636 --> 00:29:49,470
it eats your soul.
574
00:29:49,505 --> 00:29:52,673
Makes you wonder
if Santa himself
is testing you,
575
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:55,409
but... you keep going,
576
00:29:55,444 --> 00:29:58,378
because you know that
somewhere, your loved one
577
00:29:58,414 --> 00:30:01,615
is waiting with
open arms.
578
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:04,718
Yes.
579
00:30:04,753 --> 00:30:07,488
My brother Ted.
He lives in Abilene,
580
00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:09,857
and I haven't seen him
in over three years.
581
00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:12,793
Christmas just
isn't the same.
582
00:30:12,828 --> 00:30:15,429
You know what?
583
00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:17,798
I'm gonna call Corporate.
We're gonna work this out.
584
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,833
Here's a withdrawal slip.
585
00:30:19,869 --> 00:30:22,736
Just write in
what you need, okay?
586
00:30:22,771 --> 00:30:25,639
Freeze! Nobody move!
587
00:30:25,674 --> 00:30:28,675
Hey, they said the magazines
from the airplane
were complimentary.
588
00:30:28,711 --> 00:30:30,644
Somebody triggered
the silent alarm.
589
00:30:30,679 --> 00:30:31,845
Well, it wasn't me.
590
00:30:41,724 --> 00:30:43,423
How would I know?
591
00:30:43,459 --> 00:30:44,725
I see a button,
I push it.
592
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,593
It's who I am.
593
00:30:46,629 --> 00:30:48,762
We'll just take the cash
and get outta your hair.
594
00:30:48,797 --> 00:30:50,497
Twenties are fine.
595
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,807
SorryMy brothers haveney,
this crazy rule
596
00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:03,510
about workin' for free...
don't do it.
597
00:31:03,546 --> 00:31:05,679
Better being ignored
than yelled at.
598
00:31:05,714 --> 00:31:07,581
We'll work off
the bill.
599
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:09,750
Wash the floors,
organize the tools.
600
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,852
I once alphabetized
all the food in our kitchen.
601
00:31:11,887 --> 00:31:13,754
I could do
your box of donuts.
602
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,689
Chocolate, cruller,
crumb.
603
00:31:15,724 --> 00:31:17,624
Wait.
604
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,861
He said he'd rather
be ignored than yelled at.
605
00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:22,696
That's middle-kid speak.
606
00:31:22,731 --> 00:31:24,498
And being one myself,
607
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:27,668
I know what every
overlooked middle kid wants.
608
00:31:27,703 --> 00:31:30,571
- To be appreciated.
- Maple claw...
609
00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,839
What if we helped you
prove yourself to your family?
610
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:36,443
You can't help me
find a girlfriend.
611
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,446
Not this time of year.
People have shopping to do.
612
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,448
By running that race
your brothers won't let you do.
613
00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:43,617
That'll be tough
without a team.
614
00:31:45,454 --> 00:31:47,754
You've got one.
615
00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:51,592
We win that race,
you fix our bus.
616
00:31:53,596 --> 00:31:55,529
You know
my sweet spot, Wednesday.
617
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,095
Um... Buddy.
618
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:14,564
Maybe you could've mentioned
that the Iron Elf
619
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,134
is more circus act
than race.
620
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,269
What? No.
It's a race.
621
00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:22,306
With a high wire
and a trapeze and...
622
00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:26,543
Huh. How did I not
see that before?
623
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,246
Uh, speaking of circus,
624
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:33,116
here come the clowns.
My brothers.
625
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,520
It's not as bad
as it sounds;
I like clowns.
626
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,355
What brings
you here, Buddy?
627
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,424
Oh, did you lock
yourself out again?
628
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,526
At least this time,
you've got your boots.
629
00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:46,129
I'm here for the same
reason you are, Benny.
630
00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:47,564
To win the Iron Elf.
631
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,533
Well, with what team?
632
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,435
My family.
633
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,236
They asked me.
634
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:54,604
Really?
635
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,239
Well, all right then.
636
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,375
Good luck.
637
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:00,277
You're gonna need it
after what he did
638
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,079
last time
on this course.
639
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,414
We know what he did,
and we don't care.
640
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:07,351
What did you do?
Not that we care.
641
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:10,354
It's not what I did;
it's what I didn't do.
642
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,190
Finish my event.
It was called...
643
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:15,292
the leap of faith.
644
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:19,196
All I had to do
was jump from a platform
645
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,231
to a trapeze bar.
646
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:23,433
Don't be a loser, Buddy.
Jump!
647
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,302
My knees
turned to jelly.
648
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,537
The only thing that kept me
from peeing myself
649
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,573
was the folks
standing below.
650
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,541
We lost the race
651
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,378
Hey, do we have
to win this thing,
652
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,446
or does
participation count?
653
00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:38,448
If we get
points for injuries,
we might stand a chance.
654
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,550
Okay, yes,
the course is high.
655
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,153
And yes, the others
are more prepared.
656
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:46,356
But the Diazes
never prepare for anything.
657
00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:49,259
Flying by the seat of our pants
is what we do best,
658
00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:52,262
and here, we're literally
flying by the seat of our pants.
659
00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:55,298
Winning this is the only thing
standing between us
660
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,334
and our family Christmas.
661
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,303
So let's do this,
because our name isn't Di-no.
662
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:02,406
It's Di-yes!
663
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:07,110
Di-yes, Di-yes,
Di-yes, Di-yes.
664
00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:10,080
I'm not technically a Diaz,
665
00:34:10,115 --> 00:34:12,315
but the speech
really got me.
666
00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:18,488
Welcome to the 23rd
annual Iron Elf competition.
667
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:21,291
So nice to see
everyone here.
668
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,294
Well, almost everyone.
669
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:30,200
We have four teams
of Santa's helpers competing.
670
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:34,171
One team member
must complete each event
671
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:37,474
in order to get a gift
to put in Santa's sleigh.
672
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:40,110
When all three gifts
are wrapped,
673
00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:41,344
and put in the sleigh,
674
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:44,581
the first team to get
from the starting line
675
00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:48,518
to the finish line
will be crowned
676
00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:53,356
Iron Elf champions!
677
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:59,162
So the race begins
at sundown, teams.
678
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:01,398
Enjoy a complimentary
glass of eggnog,
679
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:05,135
and a slice of Kringle,
and then suit up,
680
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:10,273
because you're about to begin
the race of your life!
681
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,512
Okay, Kringle!
682
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,548
Okay, Buddy, you're
doing the leap of faith.
683
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,354
- But that's the one
I couldn't...
- I know.
684
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:27,324
But today's the day you show
your family who you really are.
685
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,161
I have faith in you.
686
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,130
Christmas is the season
of believing.
687
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,531
Thanks, kid.
688
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,502
Champions,
take your sleighs.
689
00:35:38,537 --> 00:35:42,405
Iron Elves,
are you ready?
690
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:45,509
Hey. May the best elves win.
691
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,211
Oh, we will.
692
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:50,180
I didn't squeeze into
this reindeer suit to lose.
693
00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:53,316
Speaking of which.
694
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,221
What?!
695
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:03,527
So it's easy for
everyone to see the winners.
696
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,330
On your marks.
697
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,200
Get set.
698
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:14,304
Yeah!
699
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:19,242
Yes, Lewie.
Go, Ethan, to the swing.
700
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,344
Let's go.
Come on.
701
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:25,182
Lewie and Beast,
come on, guys.
702
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:26,516
Three Santas
in the chimney,
703
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:29,152
then we grab our gift
for Santa's sleigh.
704
00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:32,455
It's okay, Beast.
He knows it's part of the game.
705
00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,391
- Okay.
- Throw it.
706
00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,429
- Come on!
- Seriously?
707
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,565
You're gonna box out
a kid with Santa on Christmas?
708
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,235
Beast, go around them like
you're going for the last
piece of bacon.
709
00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:50,507
- I know you can do it, Beast.
- Yes!
710
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:59,482
Yeah! Stuck
the landing, Santa!
711
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:02,085
Get ready, Georgie.
Those challenge gifts
are coming your way.
712
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,087
You wrap them,
I'll put 'em in here.
713
00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:07,257
I've been coached by
a lot of people.
Never a reindeer.
714
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:09,192
We have to win this thing
if we want our bus fixed,
715
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,527
so stay on your toes.
716
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:13,530
Come on, Ethan, swing.
It's a swing.
717
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,133
You have to get
three ornaments
on the tree.
718
00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:18,301
It's okay,
it's okay.
719
00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:21,104
You can do it, Ethan.
720
00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,406
Yes! Yes!
Whoo hoo!
721
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,509
You got this.
Come on, Ethan.
722
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:30,180
Oh! Oh!
It's okay.
723
00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,349
- Just one more.
- Ethan's blowing it.
724
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:37,087
Come on, Ethan.
Do you wanna be stuck
in this Podunk town forever?
725
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,524
Yes! Yes!
726
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,262
Whoo hoo, we won!
We won.
727
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,230
We won, Ethan. Go!
728
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:50,300
The Diazes have claimed
their first victory,
729
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:53,103
although clearly, they
have never experienced
730
00:37:53,138 --> 00:37:55,538
the joy of our Thursdays
farmers market.
731
00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:58,241
Sorry. Had to motivate him.
732
00:37:58,277 --> 00:37:59,476
Sounds adorable.
733
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:02,078
- Here's the first gift. Hurry.
- Go, go, go.
734
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:06,082
What are you doing?
735
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:07,417
Do you want it done quick
or do you want it done right?
736
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,253
- Quick, quick.
- Okay, going into
toy drive mode.
737
00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,390
Come on, Beast,
just one more.
738
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:19,062
- Go, Beast!
- Come on, Beast,
you got this.
739
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:24,401
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
740
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,304
- Yeah!
- Oh!
741
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:31,074
That's three. Thank you,
delicious crispy bacon.
742
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,143
And you always say
don't fight over food.
743
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:34,544
Thank you for
not listening.
744
00:38:34,579 --> 00:38:37,247
Oh, I gotta run this
over to Georgie.
745
00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:40,383
Here's the second gift.
746
00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,453
Stand back.
You might get a paper cut.
747
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,188
Go, go, go!
748
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:48,291
Yeah!
The winner!
749
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,163
One gift left
before the reindeer run.
750
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:54,531
Who are we waiting on?
751
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,301
Buddy.
752
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:07,310
I can't.
753
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:09,379
That's what I love
about Christmas.
754
00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,247
Tradition.
755
00:39:16,038 --> 00:39:17,203
DI
I can't.
756
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,874
Don't be a loser, Buddy.
757
00:39:20,909 --> 00:39:22,108
Jump!
758
00:39:25,013 --> 00:39:27,947
Buddy, show them
who you are.
759
00:39:27,983 --> 00:39:29,983
I have faith in you.
760
00:39:30,018 --> 00:39:32,152
Christmas is
the season of believing.
761
00:39:41,029 --> 00:39:42,062
Whoo!
762
00:39:42,097 --> 00:39:43,196
Yes!
763
00:39:49,871 --> 00:39:50,937
Well...
764
00:39:52,174 --> 00:39:56,176
The first elves
have all three gifts.
765
00:39:56,211 --> 00:39:59,079
They are off to
the Reindeer Run.
766
00:39:59,114 --> 00:40:02,982
You have cleats on your shoes
to help you push.
That's cheating.
767
00:40:03,018 --> 00:40:06,052
Hey, check it out.
First timer's trying to
tell us what's what.
768
00:40:06,088 --> 00:40:08,988
May I quote from
the Iron Elf rule book?
769
00:40:09,024 --> 00:40:12,025
First sleigh over
the finish line wins.
770
00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:13,993
Doesn't say how.
771
00:40:14,029 --> 00:40:15,228
Fa-la-later.
772
00:40:18,266 --> 00:40:20,066
Go, go, go.
773
00:40:20,102 --> 00:40:22,168
Oh, they're a lot
stronger than us.
774
00:40:22,204 --> 00:40:24,037
There's no way
we can catch 'em.
775
00:40:24,072 --> 00:40:26,873
Inventors can do anything,
including repurpose.
776
00:40:26,908 --> 00:40:29,042
Dad, hand me
my slippery spray.
777
00:40:34,883 --> 00:40:36,049
Let's go, let's go!
778
00:40:36,084 --> 00:40:39,219
- Come on.
- Go, go, go!
779
00:40:39,254 --> 00:40:42,288
Looks like the Burtzes
are out in front.
780
00:40:42,324 --> 00:40:44,057
Who is gonna
get to Santa first?
781
00:40:44,092 --> 00:40:45,959
Go, go, go.
Come on, come on.
782
00:40:47,329 --> 00:40:48,895
Come on, come on.
783
00:40:54,302 --> 00:40:57,036
Fa-la-later
784
00:41:13,221 --> 00:41:16,022
Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz!
785
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:18,791
Diaz family wins
786
00:41:18,827 --> 00:41:22,862
the Iron Elf!
787
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:28,001
The winners get all the gifts
in Santa's village.
788
00:41:28,036 --> 00:41:30,837
Hang on.
That's a lot of gifts.
789
00:41:30,872 --> 00:41:33,973
More than I had for
my original toy drive.
790
00:41:34,009 --> 00:41:37,076
You know, the one for
really needy kids.
791
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:50,023
Oh. This is awkward.
792
00:41:50,058 --> 00:41:51,958
As team captain,
793
00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,160
I'm giving this
to the MVP.
794
00:41:54,196 --> 00:41:56,229
Oh, ho ho ho!
795
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,065
This is the best Christmas
gift I ever got.
796
00:42:02,170 --> 00:42:06,039
Normally, I like to match
the person to the gift,
797
00:42:06,074 --> 00:42:08,908
but I can't stay.
You've got this.
798
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:10,944
If you're gonna get to
Florida by Christmas Eve,
799
00:42:10,979 --> 00:42:12,178
we better get
that bus fixed.
800
00:42:12,214 --> 00:42:14,881
It's gonna take me
all night.
801
00:42:14,916 --> 00:42:16,950
Not if you have
some help.
802
00:42:16,985 --> 00:42:19,786
These people
gave you a chance.
803
00:42:19,821 --> 00:42:22,255
We should have, too.
804
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,058
You were great out there.
805
00:42:26,228 --> 00:42:28,895
Thanks.
806
00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:30,897
We better skedaddle.
807
00:42:30,932 --> 00:42:33,166
This family has
an abuela to get to.
808
00:42:33,201 --> 00:42:34,901
Okay.
809
00:42:34,936 --> 00:42:37,237
Thanks for
believin' in me.
810
00:42:37,272 --> 00:42:38,938
Merry Christmas, Buddy.
811
00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:40,240
Merry Christmas, Harley.
812
00:42:43,878 --> 00:42:45,845
'Twas the day
before Christmas,
813
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,814
when all through
the bus,
814
00:42:47,849 --> 00:42:49,949
not a Diaz was stirring,
not even...
815
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,284
Wake up, kids.
We're here.
816
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:55,088
Shake those sugarplums
out of your heads.
817
00:42:55,123 --> 00:42:57,257
Abuela's waiting,
and no one does Christmas
818
00:42:57,292 --> 00:42:59,826
- like she does.
- Whoo!
819
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:03,796
Harley.
820
00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:04,998
Thanks.
821
00:43:05,033 --> 00:43:06,899
For what?
822
00:43:06,935 --> 00:43:08,901
For always pushing us
to try harder,
823
00:43:08,937 --> 00:43:11,204
do more, be better.
824
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,941
And for always
being Di-yes!
825
00:43:47,909 --> 00:43:50,910
I'm so happy you made it.
826
00:43:50,945 --> 00:43:54,213
I've spent the whole week
getting ready.
827
00:43:56,017 --> 00:43:57,884
Totally.
828
00:43:57,919 --> 00:43:59,752
I see some red and green
in that dish towel.
829
00:43:59,788 --> 00:44:00,987
Super festive.
830
00:44:05,827 --> 00:44:07,994
You came all this way.
831
00:44:08,029 --> 00:44:10,830
You think I'm gonna
celebrate in a tiny condo?
832
00:44:10,865 --> 00:44:13,199
There's a reason I got
an extra storage shed
833
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,134
for Christmas decorations.
834
00:44:27,982 --> 00:44:32,218
♪ ♪
835
00:44:40,829 --> 00:44:42,161
♪ ♪
836
00:44:42,197 --> 00:44:43,830
Against all odds,
837
00:44:43,865 --> 00:44:47,066
we made it
in time for Christmas.
838
00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:49,268
It wasn't the trip
we planned.
839
00:44:49,304 --> 00:44:52,004
It was better.
840
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,208
Abuela believesin us again.
841
00:44:55,243 --> 00:44:57,810
But to get here,
842
00:44:57,846 --> 00:45:01,214
we needed to believe
in ourselves.
843
00:45:09,157 --> 00:45:12,191
Good thing Christmas
is the season of believing.
844
00:45:21,202 --> 00:45:25,805
♪ ♪
845
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,115
♪ ♪
845
00:45:37,305 --> 00:45:43,693
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