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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,028 --> 00:01:38,619 Johnny. You're gonna be late for work again. 2 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,462 I'm up mom. 3 00:01:56,113 --> 00:01:58,814 Good morning gorgeous. 4 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:07,463 Good morning. 5 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:09,666 Or should I say good afternoon? 6 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:12,603 Wooh. Bacon. I love bacon. 7 00:02:12,604 --> 00:02:14,451 And mama loves you. 8 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:26,897 John Blake Wentworth. 9 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:29,659 How many times have I told you to cut the grass? 10 00:02:31,363 --> 00:02:32,479 It's a jungle out there. 11 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,383 I promise. I will cut it tomorrow. 12 00:02:34,384 --> 00:02:35,677 For sure. 13 00:02:35,678 --> 00:02:39,278 Tomorrow? Tomorrow. You're almost a grown man. 14 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:42,103 And I am late for work. 15 00:02:53,162 --> 00:02:55,978 Who's the most beautiful mother in all of Shady grove? Hm? 16 00:02:56,369 --> 00:02:58,085 Who is it? I think it's you. 17 00:02:58,086 --> 00:02:58,834 Who is that? 18 00:02:58,835 --> 00:03:01,360 It's my mom. My mom is. 19 00:03:04,661 --> 00:03:07,479 Ok. How much? 20 00:03:08,139 --> 00:03:09,257 What? 21 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,696 I mean it. 22 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,748 Fifty Bucks? 23 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,688 For someone that works as much as you do, how come you're always so broke? 24 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:22,838 It's Veronica. She's, she has expensive taste. 25 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:25,407 She should get a job. Like Michelle. 26 00:03:25,408 --> 00:03:27,507 Michelle. She's like a friend from grade school. Okay. 27 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,754 Veronica is hot. 28 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:31,268 - Michelle is perfect for you. - Veronica is great. 29 00:03:31,269 --> 00:03:32,686 and she is crazy about me. 30 00:03:32,687 --> 00:03:34,715 Of course she is crazy about you. 31 00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:37,459 You shower her with attention and money all the time. 32 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:40,109 No. It's not like that. She's a really sweet girl. 33 00:03:41,415 --> 00:03:42,877 You'll see. 34 00:03:42,878 --> 00:03:46,077 Okay. When do I get to meet her? 35 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:50,947 Uh. You'll get to meet her very soon. She's just uh... 36 00:03:52,589 --> 00:03:55,106 - She's just a really, uh... Shy girl - Uh Hmm... 37 00:03:55,107 --> 00:03:56,613 - Here you go. - Thank you. 38 00:03:56,614 --> 00:03:57,550 Uh hm. 39 00:03:58,316 --> 00:03:59,602 Have you seen my tablet? 40 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:00,721 No. 41 00:04:00,722 --> 00:04:02,037 Did you ask your uncle Luther? 42 00:04:02,812 --> 00:04:03,722 Luther? 43 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:07,817 You be nice to your uncle. He's a misunderstood genius. 44 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:20,087 Alright Veloci. We are going to make history. 45 00:04:22,265 --> 00:04:24,586 Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit, 46 00:04:24,587 --> 00:04:25,962 because you're dead. 47 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,066 ...and if you aren't, 48 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,134 it'd hurt like a motherfucker. 49 00:04:30,773 --> 00:04:32,869 Here we go. 50 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,960 There. 51 00:04:49,683 --> 00:04:51,262 Shit, Shit, Shit! 52 00:04:53,148 --> 00:04:56,365 No. No, you may not eat Minnie. 53 00:04:56,859 --> 00:04:59,051 You, Bitch! 54 00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:03,206 You... 55 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:06,962 Uncle Luther. 56 00:05:10,815 --> 00:05:13,497 Uncle Luther. Open up. 57 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:14,946 Bitch! 58 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:17,712 Uncle Luther, do you have a chicken in there? 59 00:05:17,713 --> 00:05:18,430 What's going on? 60 00:05:18,430 --> 00:05:19,266 Noth'n 61 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:21,118 Uncle Luther, open up. 62 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,277 Do you have my tablet? 63 00:05:41,185 --> 00:05:46,211 I've done it. I've made the greatest discovery in the twenty first century. 64 00:05:51,549 --> 00:05:53,369 Geez man. Didn't you hear me calling you? 65 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:56,948 Please, never enter my lair when the door is locked. 66 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,922 Oh, there it is. 67 00:06:00,788 --> 00:06:03,401 - No, I need that. - Oh man, what did you do? 68 00:06:03,402 --> 00:06:04,739 I'm late. I gotta go. 69 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,156 No. Wait. 70 00:06:08,089 --> 00:06:10,272 You're gonna ruin my greatest hour. 71 00:06:25,747 --> 00:06:27,414 Cool. Thanks. 72 00:06:27,415 --> 00:06:30,455 - Hey. - What? 73 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,755 I told you I needed that laptop done by this morning. 74 00:06:33,221 --> 00:06:37,340 So imagine my surprise. When I come downstairs and 75 00:06:37,341 --> 00:06:40,325 see it still sitting there... ...untouched. 76 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:42,888 Well, it's not like I wasn't working. 77 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:47,942 Serving doughnuts, not exactly a flourishing career move. 78 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:50,790 Neither is lying, and getting paid for it. 79 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,034 I'm not lying. 80 00:06:52,171 --> 00:06:53,019 Really? 81 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:53,908 Really. 82 00:06:53,909 --> 00:06:58,686 People bring me their broken shit. They pay me. They pick it up fixed. 83 00:06:58,687 --> 00:06:59,739 Not by you. 84 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,065 Who cares? 85 00:07:01,066 --> 00:07:04,034 Me. The person who's not getting paid for the work. 86 00:07:04,489 --> 00:07:05,642 I pay you. 87 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:07,777 Is it invisible money? 88 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:09,531 It's wear and tear. 89 00:07:09,792 --> 00:07:10,530 Huh? 90 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:11,676 I drive you to work. 91 00:07:12,024 --> 00:07:14,686 Half the time, I am late... 92 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:16,415 That's not the point. 93 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:19,916 ...and the other half, you make me take the bus, at night. 94 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:22,205 Also not the point. 95 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:25,546 Then what is the point of this conversation, other than you making me late, right now? 96 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,424 The point of this conversation is, 97 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:32,010 I do something for you, you do something for me. 98 00:07:32,357 --> 00:07:36,186 I fix your computers while you lie and say you do. 99 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:37,553 That's something. 100 00:07:37,554 --> 00:07:39,118 You didn't fix the laptop. 101 00:07:39,524 --> 00:07:40,897 Well, it's not going to happen right now. 102 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:42,049 When? 103 00:07:42,246 --> 00:07:44,307 - After work. - Tonight. 104 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:45,793 Fine. 105 00:07:46,449 --> 00:07:48,189 I'm not driving you tomorrow if you don't do it. 106 00:07:48,673 --> 00:07:50,155 - Really? - Really. 107 00:07:50,156 --> 00:07:52,690 What's next? You gonna tell mom? 108 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:55,711 And you sassing me is not helping the situation. 109 00:07:57,154 --> 00:08:00,354 How about I walk for now on? And you fix your own computers. 110 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,761 Okay. If that's how you want to play it. 111 00:08:01,762 --> 00:08:02,556 Yes. 112 00:08:02,557 --> 00:08:04,991 You're bluffing, but... ...cool. 113 00:08:04,992 --> 00:08:06,210 Okay. Hey hey hey. Shh. 114 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,360 Let's just chill. 115 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:13,273 Breath it out. 116 00:08:13,642 --> 00:08:15,342 Always the loving brother. 117 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,430 Thank you. 118 00:08:16,431 --> 00:08:18,035 I was being sarcastic. 119 00:08:18,036 --> 00:08:19,992 - I know. - Dick. 120 00:08:19,993 --> 00:08:21,422 Bitch. 121 00:08:54,506 --> 00:08:56,351 Nice to be to make it, sunshine. 122 00:08:59,421 --> 00:09:00,841 This thing is ruined. 123 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:04,024 Hold your water Nancy? I got it. 124 00:09:04,025 --> 00:09:06,656 It's useless. My stupid uncle. 125 00:09:13,883 --> 00:09:14,713 Here you go. 126 00:09:14,714 --> 00:09:17,102 What the... 127 00:09:17,103 --> 00:09:20,298 - How did you... - I got the skills to pay the bills baby. 128 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:26,480 Damn. It stinks. Did you take out the garbage? 129 00:09:27,158 --> 00:09:30,559 I was a little busy. What, with being the only one here, and all. 130 00:09:31,558 --> 00:09:34,200 Sorry, I... I'm just having a... 131 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:37,101 Whatever. 132 00:09:37,102 --> 00:09:38,060 I'll take it out. 133 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:40,467 I'll help you. 134 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:52,645 We shouldn't leave the store. What if we get a customer? 135 00:09:52,646 --> 00:09:55,291 Yeah right. We haven't had a customer in days. 136 00:09:55,613 --> 00:09:57,535 It's just slow right now. It'll pick up. 137 00:09:57,828 --> 00:09:59,700 I don't know how Cliff manages to stay in business. 138 00:09:59,701 --> 00:10:04,016 Easy. He pays us crappy wages and cuts every corner imaginable. 139 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:24,234 - Johnny. - Hey Babe. 140 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:31,628 I've been looking all over for you. 141 00:10:31,996 --> 00:10:34,095 Great. Princess "Spread Your Legs". 142 00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:35,745 Come on babe. You know I work the late shift. 143 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:38,346 Yes. Of course. 144 00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:41,036 Johnny. We have to get back to work. 145 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:43,725 You should come inside. 146 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,241 I can't. I'm in a rush. 147 00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:49,251 Who's the dude? 148 00:10:49,846 --> 00:10:51,675 Oh, that's Bobby. 149 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,336 He's just giving me a ride. 150 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:54,975 I'll bet he is. 151 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:56,876 What did you say? 152 00:10:56,877 --> 00:10:59,473 Nothing. I am going back inside. 153 00:10:59,474 --> 00:11:02,026 I'll leave you two love birds alone. 154 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:06,257 - Thanks Michelle. - Bye. Michelle. 155 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:10,178 Weird. I don't think your friend likes me very much. 156 00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:12,652 No. Michelle is great. She... 157 00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:16,641 Okay. What else... Dude, I need money. 158 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:21,088 Baby, I just gave you money yesterday. 159 00:11:21,089 --> 00:11:24,501 I know, but... you work late, 160 00:11:24,502 --> 00:11:27,796 and leave me at home all by myself. What am I supposed to do? 161 00:11:33,607 --> 00:11:35,937 Woah. What about my kiss? 162 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:39,553 Babe let's go! I ain't got time. I am on house arrest. 163 00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:42,317 Did he just call you babe? 164 00:11:43,356 --> 00:11:46,460 No. Don't be silly. 165 00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:13,910 Oh hi Johnny. 166 00:12:13,911 --> 00:12:15,888 Hey Mrs. S, How are you today? 167 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,486 Just Peachy. 168 00:12:17,999 --> 00:12:22,278 I'm going to treat myself to one of these delicious jelly doughnuts. 169 00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:25,496 My. Look at that one. That's a tongue. 170 00:12:25,963 --> 00:12:32,397 I've been working extra hard on my diet, and today is my cheat day. 171 00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,110 We'll be happy to take care of that for you. 172 00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:35,567 Oh, great. 173 00:12:40,057 --> 00:12:41,748 Here comes trouble. 174 00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:44,041 Oh no. 175 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,652 I'm here for the device. 176 00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,273 Uncle Luther. I am working. 177 00:12:49,274 --> 00:12:50,529 Where is it? 178 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:53,702 I don't want to use salty language in front of the lady. 179 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:55,017 Oh my. 180 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,652 I told you not to come back. 181 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,051 I'm here to speak with my nephew. 182 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,211 and I said get out. 183 00:13:06,212 --> 00:13:08,955 I don't want your kind in my classy eating establishment. 184 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,757 Yeah, this place screams class. 185 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:14,389 Cliff, Luther is my uncle. He's one of the few paying customers we have. 186 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,906 And I told you not to let him back into my store. 187 00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,607 - It's mine. - Get! What are you doing? 188 00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:22,069 - Get out. - Help me. 189 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:26,069 You ruffian. Help. Police. Help me. 190 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,145 Johnny. Michelle. 191 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:31,725 ...you ruffian 192 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,697 Nope. Are you? 193 00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,081 I'm good. 194 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,029 - You bastard. - Help me. 195 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:43,348 Johnny. Police. Help. Police. 196 00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,492 It's mine. 197 00:14:00,729 --> 00:14:02,687 You two are useless. 198 00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:07,041 I get assualted, and you sit there and you do nothing. 199 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:09,224 Someone has to watch the fryer at all times. 200 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:12,013 Rule number three in the Dandy Donut safety manual. 201 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:20,440 Just gonna put that back, huh? 202 00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:24,477 I'll be in my office. 203 00:14:35,747 --> 00:14:36,889 I'm not hungry. 204 00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,193 But it's doughnuts. It's free doughnuts. 205 00:14:40,476 --> 00:14:42,472 You know I don't take freebies Fred. 206 00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:45,315 Come on, you just gotta lighten up just a little bit, uh? 207 00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,024 What about the perp? 208 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,649 Don't mind me. I'll wait here. 209 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:55,843 Free doughnuts! 210 00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:13,272 Are my doughnuts ready dear? 211 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,597 Here you go. A dozen for the waist. 212 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,127 I only asked for one. 213 00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:33,124 Go for it. You earned it. It's your cheat day. 214 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,085 Oh well, if you insist. 215 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,546 Thanks kids. 216 00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:44,891 Excuse me officers. Excuse me. 217 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:46,060 Good evening officers. 218 00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:47,284 What's up kids? 219 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:49,051 Ah, we have a fresh batch of glazed. 220 00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:51,101 Ah, we can't wait, we got a perp in the car. 221 00:15:51,102 --> 00:15:53,699 You better hurry. This man wants some doughnuts. 222 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,828 How about a cup of fresh coffee? 223 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,541 Ah. Actually, you know what. We'll just settle for a cup of yours. 224 00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,756 Good one. 225 00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,897 I tell you what. It's on the house. 226 00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:02,930 I like your style kid. 227 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,514 Blue Light special? 228 00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,804 Now that's funny. 229 00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:11,623 I can't believe you like our coffee. 230 00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:16,499 Ah. I don't really. It just keeps me regular. 231 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,441 Anything for Shady Grove's finest. 232 00:16:20,442 --> 00:16:22,010 - Ah, thank you. - Thank you. 233 00:16:22,011 --> 00:16:23,647 You have a free box of glazed. 234 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,755 My favorite kind. 235 00:16:27,272 --> 00:16:28,379 Thanks kids. 236 00:16:28,764 --> 00:16:29,769 Have a good evening kids. 237 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,363 See ya. 238 00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,547 Bye. 239 00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,347 Did you miss us? 240 00:16:48,502 --> 00:16:50,386 Oh. Doughnuts. Can I get one? 241 00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:52,686 Oh shut up. There's no eating in the car. 242 00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:55,432 Woah woah woah. You're not going to let me have a doughnut? 243 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,260 No crumbs in the seat. 244 00:16:58,261 --> 00:17:00,217 Come on. can I get a doughnut? 245 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,617 - No. - Please. 246 00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:05,720 You're not gonna let him have a doughnut? 247 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:12,446 Alright. Fine. We've broken all the rules today, why stop now? 248 00:17:13,636 --> 00:17:16,927 - It's your lucky day. - Nice. That looks good. 249 00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,821 My ass is kicking in. 250 00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:30,296 Damn, he was hungry. 251 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,031 Whiskers Mcfur. 252 00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:45,825 We've been waiting for this all week. 253 00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:37,414 Come to mama boys. 254 00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,470 Man, you look terrible. 255 00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:13,760 I'm not feel'n too good. 256 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,954 Hey look. If you hurl in this car, 257 00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:16,145 I'm gonna come back there and break your... 258 00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:18,345 - Oh my God. - God, what is that? 259 00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:20,874 - I think I'm gonna hurl. - Wait till we get to the station. 260 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:23,106 Station? This guy's going to explode back there. 261 00:19:23,107 --> 00:19:24,148 Keep it together. 262 00:19:50,664 --> 00:19:52,098 - Here you go. - Thank you my good man 263 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,685 and put it on my tab. 264 00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:54,968 Of course. 265 00:20:00,427 --> 00:20:02,902 Do you smell patchouli? 266 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,897 Greetings kids. 267 00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:21,747 Is Clifford available? 268 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,492 Sure thing. I'll get him. 269 00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:29,291 Can I get you anything? 270 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,514 Oh no. I wouldn't get caught dead here. 271 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:36,092 I am on a very strict gluten free paleo vegan diet. 272 00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:40,526 Flanagan what do you want? I'm very busy. 273 00:20:42,227 --> 00:20:46,325 I just wanted to show you my, latest creation. 274 00:20:46,326 --> 00:20:47,881 Lucky me. What is it? 275 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,781 Open it, you silly goose. 276 00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:56,039 It's Fruitle Swoole's latest edition to the menu. 277 00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,644 Behold. 278 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,871 Circular Bliss. 279 00:21:01,037 --> 00:21:02,071 It looks like a tiny doughnut. 280 00:21:02,072 --> 00:21:04,313 Hey, what gives Flanagan? It's a tiny round doughnut. 281 00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:06,276 It is a tiny round doughnut. You boof. 282 00:21:06,657 --> 00:21:08,309 Where do you think they get the word "circular" from? 283 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,325 So what's the big deal? 284 00:21:09,326 --> 00:21:13,118 The big deal my uncouth compadre, is that it is made from the freshest 285 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:17,050 certified organic gluten free, fat free ingredients. 286 00:21:17,878 --> 00:21:19,766 Nothing less for my customers. 287 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:20,911 Good luck with that. 288 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:21,770 Anything else? 289 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,008 The best part. 290 00:21:25,296 --> 00:21:27,252 Three fifty retail. 291 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:31,042 A piece? 292 00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:33,829 You won't even sell one, you moron. 293 00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:40,496 Actually, my halitosis inflicted competitor, three dozen sold this morning. 294 00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:43,026 Seriously dude? 295 00:21:43,564 --> 00:21:46,052 Well. Just because it has all those healthy ingredients 296 00:21:46,053 --> 00:21:48,016 doesn't mean it necessarily tastes good. 297 00:21:49,864 --> 00:21:51,881 - Try it. - No. 298 00:21:51,882 --> 00:21:52,712 I dare you. 299 00:21:52,901 --> 00:21:54,174 I'm all set. Thanks. 300 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:55,804 Not willing to admit defeat? 301 00:21:56,123 --> 00:21:57,352 Not into hippie food. 302 00:21:58,261 --> 00:21:58,882 I'll try it. 303 00:21:58,882 --> 00:21:59,687 Michelle. 304 00:22:01,345 --> 00:22:02,602 What are ya doing? 305 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:04,919 Don't eat that Michelle. 306 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,112 Where's she going? 307 00:22:06,113 --> 00:22:07,723 Don't you dare eat... 308 00:22:07,849 --> 00:22:09,542 She's eating the doughnut. 309 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:10,959 She'a eat... 310 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,851 It's probably terrible. 311 00:22:26,961 --> 00:22:29,401 I can feel it tingling all over my body. 312 00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:32,881 That's heaven. 313 00:22:35,774 --> 00:22:39,896 Flanagan. I want you to try Ollie's concoction. Stay right here. 314 00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:01,410 Hello Howard. 315 00:23:01,411 --> 00:23:03,112 Hi. 316 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:14,745 Are you ready for my famous macaroni and cheese with bacon? 317 00:23:15,406 --> 00:23:16,231 Yeah, Yes. 318 00:23:16,232 --> 00:23:19,989 Well? Why are you standing there? Come in. 319 00:23:42,207 --> 00:23:43,377 What is it? 320 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:45,327 Well, I call it the DoucheNut 321 00:23:45,328 --> 00:23:48,693 It's our new free range, whole wheat, harvest scent sugar free doughnut. 322 00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,047 It looks like a regular doughnut. 323 00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:53,807 Hmm! Impressive, ain't it? 324 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,677 Go ahead, I dare ya. 325 00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:01,881 Actually I am not. Go ahead and have you bag that up for me. 326 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,276 Take it home. 327 00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:04,944 I'll have it later. 328 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,571 Still wondering why I'm doing here. 329 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:10,072 Johnny, why don't you bag up Mr. Flanagan's DoucheNut to go, would ya? 330 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,182 You got it boss. 331 00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:18,476 What's a DoucheNut? 332 00:24:18,477 --> 00:24:20,691 Just a regular sugar doughnut. 333 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,549 Gross. 334 00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,871 Here you are Mr. Flanagan. 335 00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:28,640 Oh, thank you so much. You're so kind. 336 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:32,288 I would love, love, love to stay around and chit-chat all day with you all day. 337 00:24:32,289 --> 00:24:36,676 Perhaps catch some salmonella too, but I have a high yoga class to go to. 338 00:24:37,129 --> 00:24:37,983 Toodles. 339 00:24:37,984 --> 00:24:39,344 Yeah, Goodbye. 340 00:24:40,026 --> 00:24:41,890 Good riddance. 341 00:25:02,346 --> 00:25:03,814 What? 342 00:25:06,601 --> 00:25:08,391 Did you pick up that doughnut from before? 343 00:25:08,631 --> 00:25:09,571 Which doughnut? 344 00:25:09,572 --> 00:25:11,289 The one I dropped. 345 00:25:12,047 --> 00:25:14,328 I kicked it over here, but it's gone. 346 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:17,883 Maybe Cliff got it. 347 00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:21,594 Cliff wouldn't bend over to pick up his mom if she was on the ground. 348 00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:24,076 Unless his mom was a quarter. 349 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,458 Do you hear that? 350 00:25:35,178 --> 00:25:36,504 Hear what? 351 00:25:36,505 --> 00:25:38,126 Heavy breathing? 352 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:41,050 Must be the coffee maker. 353 00:26:08,647 --> 00:26:10,996 Hey! What's up? 354 00:26:14,519 --> 00:26:15,646 Hey man. 355 00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:17,661 You're in a good mood. 356 00:26:17,855 --> 00:26:19,694 Yeah? What's with the silly grin? 357 00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:22,156 It's just a beautiful night out. That's all. 358 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,279 Dude, you can't be back here. 359 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,141 Yeah. Go away. 360 00:26:52,717 --> 00:26:56,289 We are... ...one. 361 00:27:06,636 --> 00:27:08,128 It's fat free, right? 362 00:27:16,481 --> 00:27:17,668 Oh my god. 363 00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:20,280 It tastes like... 364 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,799 ...dog shit. 365 00:27:23,118 --> 00:27:24,534 Oh god. 366 00:28:16,919 --> 00:28:22,405 So much, smooth away the lotion... So much, smooth away the lotion... 367 00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:14,206 Aw, shit. 368 00:29:14,523 --> 00:29:17,435 - Fred. Wake up. - I'm up. I'm up. 369 00:29:17,436 --> 00:29:20,007 - The perp is gone. - What? 370 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,982 - Oh shit... - What the hell happened? 371 00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:25,328 This is... 372 00:29:25,329 --> 00:29:26,800 Give me that man. What are you doing? 373 00:29:26,801 --> 00:29:27,951 You do you mean? I am calling it in. 374 00:29:27,952 --> 00:29:31,381 Are you crazy? You can't just announce to everybody we lost the perp. 375 00:29:31,382 --> 00:29:34,108 - Procedure man - Now we could lose our jobs. 376 00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:35,850 Look, we got a dangeous man out there. 377 00:29:35,851 --> 00:29:38,553 - We gotta tell somebody - Okay, just stop talking. Stop talking. 378 00:29:38,554 --> 00:29:40,268 Let's go find the perp. 379 00:29:42,436 --> 00:29:43,453 Alright. you're right. 380 00:29:44,062 --> 00:29:45,870 Alright, you're right. 381 00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:50,731 Shit. Get the door Fred. 382 00:29:50,732 --> 00:29:52,834 Forget the door. Let's find the perp. 383 00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:06,503 You got to do the double move. 384 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:07,144 What? 385 00:30:07,145 --> 00:30:08,887 The double move. 386 00:30:09,249 --> 00:30:11,316 The double move. Get up, let me show you. 387 00:30:12,122 --> 00:30:13,577 Why does he always hang out here? 388 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:16,178 Would you keep it down? He'll hear you. 389 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,280 So. 390 00:30:18,699 --> 00:30:20,911 So, it'll hurt his feelings. 391 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,225 He doesn't have many friends. 392 00:30:23,226 --> 00:30:25,670 Many, or any? 393 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:29,555 Fine. I'm his only friend. 394 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:32,491 He only comes here, because there is nowhere else to go. 395 00:30:33,419 --> 00:30:35,303 What about his house? 396 00:30:35,653 --> 00:30:37,288 His parents have a sweet pad. 397 00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:39,137 Have you been inside? 398 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,866 The place is like a museum. 399 00:30:41,911 --> 00:30:45,094 You have to take your shoes off at the door, and you can't touch anything. 400 00:30:45,826 --> 00:30:49,803 His dad is always working, and his mom pops Xanies like they're bon bons. 401 00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:53,641 I didn't know. 402 00:30:56,496 --> 00:30:58,469 He comes in my house, even if I am not there. 403 00:30:58,470 --> 00:30:59,416 What? 404 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,728 Hangs out with my mom. 405 00:31:00,729 --> 00:31:03,087 Dude. That's weird. 406 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:04,684 Sha has a soft spot for him. 407 00:31:13,995 --> 00:31:16,457 So, is Veronica your girlfriend? 408 00:31:18,851 --> 00:31:20,616 That's out of nowhere. 409 00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:24,430 I mean. I'm just curious, because I never see you guys together. 410 00:31:24,431 --> 00:31:26,857 Except for when she's in here, asking you for money. 411 00:31:27,444 --> 00:31:29,789 She doesn't always ask for money. 412 00:31:30,487 --> 00:31:32,554 She comes to see me. 413 00:31:33,164 --> 00:31:34,660 Whatever. 414 00:31:35,895 --> 00:31:37,526 She's my girlfriend. Alright? 415 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,481 Fine. 416 00:31:39,807 --> 00:31:42,155 She's just a private person. 417 00:31:42,544 --> 00:31:44,415 If you insist. 418 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,107 Veronica doesn't like public displays of affection. 419 00:31:53,086 --> 00:31:54,202 Why'd you stop? 420 00:31:54,298 --> 00:31:55,751 Why can't we just go to your place? 421 00:31:55,752 --> 00:31:57,379 I told you, my brother is at home. 422 00:31:57,798 --> 00:32:01,854 Besides, I'm crazy about you babe. You're the clam in my chowder. 423 00:32:01,855 --> 00:32:04,955 Oh, you're so romantic. 424 00:32:21,869 --> 00:32:23,941 This can't be happening. 425 00:32:31,512 --> 00:32:33,644 The doughnut Shop. 426 00:33:01,202 --> 00:33:03,258 Welcome to Dandy Donuts. How can I help you? 427 00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,537 We're here for the free doughnuts. 428 00:33:05,538 --> 00:33:07,056 Try the dumpster out back. 429 00:33:07,504 --> 00:33:09,641 Come on. Show us the goods. 430 00:33:10,316 --> 00:33:11,611 Show me the money. 431 00:33:11,612 --> 00:33:14,091 He means your ta-tas. 432 00:33:14,407 --> 00:33:16,550 Yeah, Show us your boobs. 433 00:33:17,012 --> 00:33:19,704 Look guys. I don't want any trouble. So why don't you just order? 434 00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:21,802 That's right. You don't want any truoble. 435 00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:27,778 I tell you what. Why don't go blow yourself. 436 00:33:27,779 --> 00:33:29,515 I am sure you have lots of practice. 437 00:33:29,516 --> 00:33:33,349 Oh ho! Slam! Dude. She totally diss'd you. 438 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:34,816 Wise Ass, huh? 439 00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:36,032 A little bit. 440 00:33:36,033 --> 00:33:38,579 Maybe, you just have the hots for me. 441 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,784 And you want a taste. 442 00:33:41,239 --> 00:33:42,905 I just threw up in my mouth. 443 00:33:42,906 --> 00:33:44,943 Dude. Slammed again. 444 00:33:44,944 --> 00:33:46,830 She's totally owning you Conrad. 445 00:33:46,831 --> 00:33:48,094 Either order or... 446 00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:50,795 Did you say Conrad? 447 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,861 Did they call you Connie, for short? That's cute. 448 00:33:52,862 --> 00:33:54,462 - Connie - Connie 449 00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:56,873 You're making look bad in front of my boys, bitch. 450 00:33:56,874 --> 00:33:57,949 What did you say? 451 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,670 Hey. Are you the manager? This bitch is giving me lip. 452 00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:03,986 Dude. Call that again and we're gonna have a problem. 453 00:34:03,987 --> 00:34:05,234 Oh yeah? 454 00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,816 Everyone is giving you lip today Connie. 455 00:34:08,817 --> 00:34:09,931 Shut the hell up. 456 00:34:10,129 --> 00:34:12,166 Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor. 457 00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:13,091 Anytime you are ready pal. 458 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,279 I'm right here princess. Come at me! 459 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,496 I got your back bro. 460 00:34:16,497 --> 00:34:18,526 Why don't you just get before we call the cops. 461 00:34:18,527 --> 00:34:19,677 You eat me! 462 00:34:21,213 --> 00:34:22,845 Bonsai! 463 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,639 Cover your eyes Howard. 464 00:34:35,445 --> 00:34:36,275 Get off me! 465 00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:37,753 Eyes! 466 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:50,245 What the hell happened here? 467 00:34:50,246 --> 00:34:51,005 This bitch... 468 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,115 You call her a bitch one more time... 469 00:34:52,116 --> 00:34:53,942 Johnny. That's enough. 470 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:55,577 Go to the kitchen. 471 00:34:56,973 --> 00:34:59,256 They asked me to show them my ta-tas. 472 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,589 I'm a witness. 473 00:35:01,535 --> 00:35:02,970 I wrote down my statement. 474 00:35:02,971 --> 00:35:04,893 She pepper sprayed me man. 475 00:35:05,072 --> 00:35:06,873 My eyes are burning. 476 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:07,904 They were rude to Michelle. 477 00:35:07,905 --> 00:35:09,333 - Who the hell are you? - I'm johnny's... 478 00:35:09,334 --> 00:35:11,057 Shut up, you. 479 00:35:11,619 --> 00:35:14,906 Michelle. Did you pepper spray these customers? 480 00:35:15,897 --> 00:35:18,025 My eyeballs. 481 00:35:18,026 --> 00:35:18,584 Yes. 482 00:35:18,585 --> 00:35:21,441 Stop right there. 483 00:35:21,442 --> 00:35:22,451 You're fired. 484 00:35:22,452 --> 00:35:23,147 What? 485 00:35:23,148 --> 00:35:25,808 - Take that! - Yeah, beotch. 486 00:35:25,809 --> 00:35:28,034 - What? - You heard me. Get out. 487 00:35:28,035 --> 00:35:31,044 Johnny. Get these nice young men a box of doughnuts. 488 00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:31,945 But these assholes... 489 00:35:31,946 --> 00:35:33,443 I don't care. Just do it. 490 00:35:34,802 --> 00:35:36,162 If Michelle goes, I go. 491 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,827 - Think Johhny. - Think nothing. 492 00:35:39,487 --> 00:35:41,117 I'm out. 493 00:35:51,896 --> 00:35:53,843 Hey. Michelle. 494 00:35:55,883 --> 00:35:57,345 Will you take me home? 495 00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:58,982 Yeah, of course. 496 00:35:59,269 --> 00:36:01,125 Um, I'll meet you at your place. 497 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,839 Um, I'm taking Michelle home. 498 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,181 I'll just hang with your mom. 499 00:36:04,182 --> 00:36:06,222 Oh. Isn't that nice? 500 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:12,681 Here you go kids. On the house. 501 00:36:12,682 --> 00:36:15,736 Bullshit man. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 502 00:36:16,683 --> 00:36:18,588 My eyes are still burning man. 503 00:36:18,589 --> 00:36:21,249 Stop bitching already. 504 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,508 This place is a dump. 505 00:36:24,174 --> 00:36:27,626 I hope you get explosive diarrhea you filthy animals. 506 00:36:52,537 --> 00:36:57,199 Bulgarian mail order bride dot com. Here I come. 507 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,697 Are you okay? 508 00:37:22,686 --> 00:37:25,806 I don't know. I just quit my job. 509 00:37:26,492 --> 00:37:29,004 It was a crappy job anyway. 510 00:37:29,005 --> 00:37:31,097 It was the only crappy job I had. 511 00:37:31,657 --> 00:37:35,160 Well, ask for it back. I'm sure Cliff will say yes. 512 00:37:36,177 --> 00:37:37,495 Whatever. 513 00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:39,677 Seriously. Don't quit because of me. 514 00:37:39,678 --> 00:37:42,576 I'm not going to let him treat you like that. 515 00:37:42,577 --> 00:37:45,422 You've been my friend since the fourth grade. 516 00:37:45,962 --> 00:37:50,163 You mean, since I beat you up in Miss Marino's class? 517 00:37:51,957 --> 00:37:53,788 You're never gonna let that go, are you? 518 00:37:53,984 --> 00:37:56,296 Are you kidding? Never. 519 00:38:00,192 --> 00:38:01,761 Thank you. 520 00:38:13,948 --> 00:38:16,141 Thanks for standing up for me. 521 00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:20,845 No one fires Michelle Kester on my watch. 522 00:38:21,663 --> 00:38:23,692 No, I mean those jerks. 523 00:38:23,972 --> 00:38:25,283 Oh. 524 00:38:25,576 --> 00:38:27,707 I don't know what got into me. 525 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:31,796 When that dill weed called you a bitch, I just snapped. 526 00:38:32,409 --> 00:38:34,919 I know. You went all butch on him. 527 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,930 - Hey, I showed him, right? - Yeah, you showed him. 528 00:38:39,024 --> 00:38:41,714 It's the last time I kick someone's ass for you. 529 00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:44,820 Know what? I remember. me doing all the ass kicking. 530 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,977 - I wiped the floor with that guy. - Literally. 531 00:38:47,978 --> 00:38:50,298 I'm gonna kill you man. 532 00:38:56,322 --> 00:39:00,128 Hye uh. My scooter isn't working. Can I get a ride with you guys? 533 00:39:01,837 --> 00:39:02,464 What? 534 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:05,212 Dude. My scooter isn't working. 535 00:39:05,818 --> 00:39:08,563 What were you guys doing? 536 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,441 Ow! 537 00:39:19,907 --> 00:39:21,300 What's the hold up? Get in. 538 00:39:21,301 --> 00:39:23,859 - I got shotgun. - Uh-uh. 539 00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:29,283 Fine. Fine. I'm going in the back. 540 00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:39,421 - What's your problem? - Uh, Nothing. 541 00:39:58,991 --> 00:40:02,416 - Want me to drive? - How's it going to make a difference? 542 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:04,899 I don't know. I just thought we shake it up a little bit. 543 00:40:07,814 --> 00:40:09,700 You're an idiot Fred. 544 00:40:10,196 --> 00:40:13,199 Ouch Dick, that really hurt. 545 00:40:19,445 --> 00:40:22,108 Your mom made bacon Mac-n-Cheese tonight. 546 00:40:22,174 --> 00:40:24,608 Do you just blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind? 547 00:40:24,609 --> 00:40:25,866 Yes. Yes I do. 548 00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:26,662 How do you know? 549 00:40:26,663 --> 00:40:28,370 I had dinner with her tonight. 550 00:40:28,371 --> 00:40:29,332 Really? 551 00:40:29,332 --> 00:40:30,178 Oh, that's nice. 552 00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:31,510 Look out! 553 00:40:35,692 --> 00:40:37,373 You hit someone. 554 00:40:37,374 --> 00:40:38,760 Oh my god. 555 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,254 I hit someone. 556 00:40:48,338 --> 00:40:50,866 Oh, this looks bad. 557 00:40:52,724 --> 00:40:54,484 He's not moving. 558 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,340 Oh. Oh. He's alive. 559 00:41:01,171 --> 00:41:03,834 Hey. Hey are you alright? 560 00:41:03,835 --> 00:41:05,172 What the... 561 00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:07,771 What the heck? 562 00:41:10,122 --> 00:41:12,300 That's disgusting. 563 00:41:15,283 --> 00:41:17,359 He's wearing handcuffs. 564 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,878 Maybe that's the guy that Rodgers and Hammerstein arrested earlier? 565 00:41:23,193 --> 00:41:24,720 That doesn't look right. 566 00:41:25,388 --> 00:41:26,267 You think? 567 00:41:26,268 --> 00:41:27,509 Is he uh... 568 00:41:28,468 --> 00:41:29,692 Is he a zombie? 569 00:41:29,693 --> 00:41:31,378 What kind of question is that? 570 00:41:45,651 --> 00:41:47,168 Oh. 571 00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:52,660 Oh. Nasty! 572 00:41:52,661 --> 00:41:55,946 Ah. That feels better. 573 00:41:57,085 --> 00:41:59,390 - Holy crap. - You ain't kidding. 574 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:10,946 - Is he dead? - Geez Michelle. 575 00:42:10,947 --> 00:42:12,930 Well? Is he? 576 00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:15,055 I don't think he is breathing. 577 00:42:15,056 --> 00:42:19,629 Check his vital signs. See if he has a pulse. Maybe he needs CPR. 578 00:42:19,630 --> 00:42:22,246 - Dude, you check for vitals. - Fine. 579 00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:27,184 No. He's dead. 580 00:42:27,279 --> 00:42:29,582 Great work guys. Let's get out of here. 581 00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,468 We just can't leave him in the middle of the road. 582 00:42:31,469 --> 00:42:34,694 He's an ex-con, who literally just shat himself to death. 583 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,832 I'm with Michelle on this one. 584 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:40,923 You're not remoterly disturbed by the fact that I just hit this guy 585 00:42:40,924 --> 00:42:44,032 with my car at 60 miles an hour? He survived. 586 00:42:44,033 --> 00:42:46,182 Looked like a zombie. Then shat his guts out. 587 00:42:46,183 --> 00:42:49,939 Glowing green radioactive shit, in case you guys missed that part, 588 00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:52,341 before plopping over and dropping dead. 589 00:42:54,704 --> 00:42:56,223 - No. - No. 590 00:42:57,434 --> 00:42:58,854 Just get in the car. 591 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:36,131 What in Sam Hill? 592 00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:54,564 - I'm starving. - Have a doughnut man. 593 00:44:01,086 --> 00:44:03,394 Heh, dude, breath. 594 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:07,949 Hey men. These things just, look kind of freaky. 595 00:44:09,107 --> 00:44:11,003 They taste fine to me. 596 00:44:13,219 --> 00:44:14,658 Woa. Dude. 597 00:44:15,265 --> 00:44:16,605 The doughnuts just moved. 598 00:44:16,606 --> 00:44:19,098 - You high Conrad? - I'm serious bro. 599 00:44:19,099 --> 00:44:21,577 I.. I don't feel too good. 600 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:24,355 See, I told you man. 601 00:44:28,277 --> 00:44:31,009 He bro. Do you want me to get you another doughnut? 602 00:44:31,010 --> 00:44:33,464 Come on man. Dont be a puss. Come on. 603 00:44:34,178 --> 00:44:37,117 Uh. Ow. God. Help me. 604 00:44:38,444 --> 00:44:40,150 Wh...What happened? 605 00:44:43,278 --> 00:44:45,417 Get back man. That shit can be contagious. 606 00:44:50,284 --> 00:44:53,754 ...on fire man. ...on fire. 607 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,478 I hate doughnuts. 608 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,093 I recognize that car. 609 00:45:28,889 --> 00:45:31,498 Is that the douche that was giving Veronica a ride? 610 00:45:47,562 --> 00:45:48,493 Can I help you? 611 00:45:48,494 --> 00:45:49,617 Where's my girlfriend. 612 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:52,239 - Who? - Don't play dumb. 613 00:45:53,781 --> 00:45:56,249 Johnny? What the hell is this? 614 00:45:56,694 --> 00:45:58,151 I should ask you. 615 00:45:59,817 --> 00:46:02,953 Do you know what? I can't do this anymore. 616 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,443 You're breaking up with me? 617 00:46:04,444 --> 00:46:06,720 Wow. This guy's slow. 618 00:46:06,721 --> 00:46:08,561 Watch it bitch. What'd you call me? 619 00:46:08,562 --> 00:46:10,197 Enough Bobby. Get in the car. 620 00:46:10,198 --> 00:46:12,625 - I'm not done with you. - Any time sweatheart. 621 00:46:12,626 --> 00:46:14,019 Get in the car! 622 00:46:15,938 --> 00:46:19,652 Look Johnny. I'm not breaking up with you. 623 00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:21,953 I know. 624 00:46:22,856 --> 00:46:24,062 You love me babe. 625 00:46:24,063 --> 00:46:25,816 Ridiculous. 626 00:46:26,434 --> 00:46:30,463 No, I'm not breaking up with you, because we were never together. 627 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,652 What? 628 00:46:32,653 --> 00:46:34,132 Oh snap. 629 00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:39,397 You're a joke, Johnny. I've been fucking Bobby for months. 630 00:46:40,242 --> 00:46:41,098 But... 631 00:46:41,234 --> 00:46:45,741 I just used you for money. God, you're just a sap. 632 00:46:46,063 --> 00:46:47,897 A loser. 633 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:52,183 What? You're not going to say anything? 634 00:46:52,948 --> 00:46:55,323 God, you really are a loser. 635 00:46:59,972 --> 00:47:02,838 Well at least have the balls to say something. 636 00:47:12,927 --> 00:47:15,370 Whatever. Let's skiddle. 637 00:47:37,539 --> 00:47:39,976 - What the hell? - Impossible. 638 00:47:40,168 --> 00:47:41,226 What? 639 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,128 I don't think this is a good idea. 640 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,076 I'm in, Howard. 641 00:48:09,310 --> 00:48:11,221 Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing? 642 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:13,337 This can't be. 643 00:48:13,338 --> 00:48:15,823 The doughnuts are alive, and mutated into... 644 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:17,998 ...killer doughnuts. 645 00:48:20,329 --> 00:48:24,373 - I think my brain just melted. - Thank god you have such few customers. 646 00:48:24,987 --> 00:48:27,507 - Mrs. Scolari - Oh no. 647 00:48:28,515 --> 00:48:29,848 Get in the car. 648 00:48:35,544 --> 00:48:37,860 - Get in. - You get in. I'm bigger than you. 649 00:48:37,861 --> 00:48:40,506 - Get in the car. - We don't have time for this. Just get in. 650 00:48:40,507 --> 00:48:41,992 Fine. 651 00:48:44,390 --> 00:48:45,528 Hit it. 652 00:48:45,529 --> 00:48:47,810 Seat belts. Seat belts, seat belts. 653 00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:32,196 Mrs. Scolari? Mrs. Scolari, it's Johnny. Can you hear me? Open up. 654 00:49:32,197 --> 00:49:33,647 I don't see her. 655 00:49:33,838 --> 00:49:35,954 - This can't be good. - We have to get in there. 656 00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:39,180 - We have to go around to the side. - OK. 657 00:49:53,739 --> 00:49:56,322 - Quick. Give me a boost. - Are you crazy? 658 00:49:56,323 --> 00:49:59,732 - What? Do you have a better idea? - Yes. Let's call the police. 659 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,606 And tell them what? An army of killer doughnuts is on the loose? 660 00:50:02,607 --> 00:50:04,312 We're wasting time. 661 00:50:04,313 --> 00:50:07,180 Okay. It's too dangerous. I'll go. 662 00:50:07,181 --> 00:50:09,754 Johnny. She's the lightest one. We give her a boost, 663 00:50:09,755 --> 00:50:12,284 she goes up through the window, down the stairs and lets us in. 664 00:50:12,285 --> 00:50:13,579 Exactly. 665 00:50:14,561 --> 00:50:15,843 Fine. 666 00:50:25,097 --> 00:50:27,433 I've got a bad feeling about this. 667 00:50:34,302 --> 00:50:35,733 Martha. 668 00:50:38,934 --> 00:50:40,381 - Martha! - What! 669 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,497 You're gonna give me a heart attack woman. 670 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:44,255 What do you want? I'm right here. 671 00:50:44,897 --> 00:50:49,151 Those bunch of kids are up to no good. Now call the police. 672 00:50:49,856 --> 00:50:52,159 What for? They haven't done anything yet. 673 00:50:52,585 --> 00:50:55,183 For the love of Pete, woman. I just saw the girl go in 674 00:50:55,184 --> 00:50:59,146 through the second story. And those two hoodlums are downstairs just waiting 675 00:50:59,147 --> 00:51:03,344 to rob Mrs. Scolari. Now call the cops. 676 00:51:03,345 --> 00:51:05,373 Okey Dokey. 677 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:16,167 See, this is what happens when I listen to you. 678 00:51:16,168 --> 00:51:17,449 Oh, this is all my fault? 679 00:51:17,545 --> 00:51:20,140 There's a criminal on the loose and it is entirely your fault. 680 00:51:20,141 --> 00:51:21,768 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 681 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,966 "13-A, 61" "13-A, 61" 682 00:51:25,279 --> 00:51:26,924 Zero five, over. 683 00:51:27,661 --> 00:51:29,140 - Whatta ya doing? - Shh! 684 00:51:29,141 --> 00:51:31,407 "...75, a family dispute." 685 00:51:31,408 --> 00:51:32,676 Copy that. We're on our way. 686 00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:36,617 - What are you doing? We gotta find this guy. - Man, this guy is already gone, Dick. 687 00:51:36,618 --> 00:51:38,895 Okay, we can't go back to the station empty handed. 688 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,539 There'a a dangerous criminal on the loose and we got to find him. 689 00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:44,637 Dangerous criminal? He was polishing his sword beind the sorority house. 690 00:51:44,638 --> 00:51:46,320 How dangerous can he be? 691 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:14,599 Mrs. S, are you sleeping? 692 00:52:18,982 --> 00:52:22,926 Mrs. Scolari, are you alright? 693 00:52:43,581 --> 00:52:45,143 We have to get in there. 694 00:52:46,795 --> 00:52:48,473 Uh, I'm gonna get out of your way. 695 00:52:49,619 --> 00:52:51,047 Damn. 696 00:52:51,048 --> 00:52:52,092 Son of a... 697 00:52:56,780 --> 00:52:57,997 Dude! 698 00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:07,354 Wait. It's tempered glass. It cannot be broken. 699 00:53:07,355 --> 00:53:09,316 We have to get in there. 700 00:53:13,343 --> 00:53:14,666 Really? 701 00:53:17,514 --> 00:53:19,320 little help here... 702 00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:24,967 - Michelle. - Eh! We have to get out of here. 703 00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:27,042 - What happened? - Mrs. Scolari is dead. 704 00:53:27,043 --> 00:53:28,059 What? How? 705 00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:31,520 - They ate her. It's horrible. - Are you sure it was the doughnuts? 706 00:53:31,521 --> 00:53:34,263 I am 100 percent sure it was the doughnuts. 707 00:53:34,264 --> 00:53:36,215 - How? - That. 708 00:53:40,293 --> 00:53:42,697 Don't make any sudden moves. 709 00:54:10,264 --> 00:54:11,749 Screw this. 710 00:54:36,989 --> 00:54:38,209 This way! 711 00:54:43,557 --> 00:54:45,635 Get 'em off me. Get 'em off me. 712 00:54:54,477 --> 00:54:55,644 Howard. 713 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,331 Set it and forget it. 714 00:55:34,906 --> 00:55:37,119 About time the cops come here. 715 00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:41,081 Turn around and down on your knees slave. 716 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:44,148 Martha. We're not doing 'matrix. 717 00:55:44,340 --> 00:55:47,497 Tonight is "M" Butterfly. 718 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:50,870 Oh. Nuts. 719 00:55:51,937 --> 00:55:54,386 What is wrong with that girl? 720 00:55:59,303 --> 00:56:00,867 Woa, woa, woa, woa, woa, woa, woa, woa. 721 00:56:00,868 --> 00:56:02,601 Put your hand in the air and don't move. 722 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,504 Are there any suggestions on how to do that? 723 00:56:05,505 --> 00:56:07,670 Whatta you doing. Put your gun down. 724 00:56:07,975 --> 00:56:10,913 Ma'am, come down from the window, slowly. 725 00:56:10,914 --> 00:56:13,703 Are you frick'n crazy? A little help here. 726 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:17,764 Don't talk back. Okay? And don't you dare try to escape. We've got you covered. 727 00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:31,920 Winter's coming. 728 00:56:37,464 --> 00:56:39,446 There's too many of them. We have to get out of here. 729 00:56:39,785 --> 00:56:41,424 Let's go to the side door. 730 00:56:44,415 --> 00:56:46,585 Alright ma'am. We need you to calm down alright. 731 00:56:46,824 --> 00:56:48,843 And don't try anything crazy. 732 00:56:49,033 --> 00:56:50,111 Help! 733 00:56:51,321 --> 00:56:52,754 Put your hands in the air and don't move. 734 00:56:52,755 --> 00:56:54,118 You said that already. 735 00:56:54,353 --> 00:56:55,945 You alright? Can you get up? 736 00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:58,080 Yeah. Don't worry. The ground broke my fall. 737 00:57:00,181 --> 00:57:03,486 Hey. You're the girl from the doughnut shop, right? 738 00:57:03,487 --> 00:57:05,080 Yes sir. 739 00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:10,873 Run! 740 00:57:13,494 --> 00:57:14,817 What are you nuts? You shooting at kids? 741 00:57:14,818 --> 00:57:16,001 He had a knife. 742 00:57:16,002 --> 00:57:18,238 Alright kids. Drop your weapons and don't move. 743 00:57:20,756 --> 00:57:22,365 Come on. 744 00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:01,421 What's wrong with you two? 745 00:58:01,950 --> 00:58:03,410 Mrs. Scolari is dead. 746 00:58:04,913 --> 00:58:06,284 How did that happen? 747 00:58:06,476 --> 00:58:08,108 You wouldn't believe us if we told you, 748 00:58:08,109 --> 00:58:10,688 but believe me, we have to get out of here. 749 00:58:10,689 --> 00:58:13,004 Our lives are in danger. They're still in there. 750 00:58:13,005 --> 00:58:14,269 Wait a minute. Who, who's still in there? 751 00:58:14,270 --> 00:58:15,690 Wait, there's murdrers in there? 752 00:58:15,691 --> 00:58:17,274 Well, you see. We came here to... 753 00:58:17,275 --> 00:58:18,938 Yes. There's like ten of them. 754 00:58:18,939 --> 00:58:20,326 There's ten murderers in there? 755 00:58:20,517 --> 00:58:21,664 We need to call for backup. 756 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,760 There's no time for that! There's ten murderers in there! 757 00:58:25,243 --> 00:58:27,546 Crazy son of a bitch is going to get us killed. 758 00:58:27,999 --> 00:58:29,499 Stay here! 759 00:58:43,731 --> 00:58:46,455 - Let's get out of here. - Wait, they just told us to stay here. 760 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,549 We just can't take off. They'll arrest us. 761 00:58:48,550 --> 00:58:50,637 - Do you always do what you are told? - Yes! 762 00:59:00,016 --> 00:59:02,318 Call backup. Call backup now! 763 00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:06,336 You're right. Let's boogey. 764 00:59:14,495 --> 00:59:17,451 - Make up your mind. Go. - Let's get out of here. 765 00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:42,081 Martha. What's gotten into you? It's not Star Wars night. 766 00:59:46,051 --> 00:59:49,805 What could possibly cause doughnuts to become blood thirsty killers? 767 00:59:49,806 --> 00:59:51,020 I have no clue. 768 00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:54,290 There has to be a scientific reason. Doughnuts don't just... 769 00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,194 That's it! 770 00:59:59,611 --> 01:00:01,813 - What the hell are you doing? - Uncle Luther. 771 01:00:01,814 --> 01:00:02,343 What? 772 01:00:02,344 --> 01:00:05,164 Earlier today, uncle Luther was talking about making the greatest discovery 773 01:00:05,165 --> 01:00:06,219 in the twenty first century. 774 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:09,677 You think your crazy uncle came up with a reanimation serum? 775 01:00:09,678 --> 01:00:11,509 There's only one way to find out. 776 01:01:08,434 --> 01:01:12,346 Calm down Debbie. I'll be with you soon enough. 777 01:01:14,236 --> 01:01:16,294 Now now Debbie, no need to panic. 778 01:01:16,830 --> 01:01:20,134 This new antidote should bring you back to normal. 779 01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:22,984 Or it'll just kill you again. 780 01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:33,567 Alright. Come on Debbie. 781 01:01:34,347 --> 01:01:35,618 Come on. 782 01:01:36,608 --> 01:01:38,256 Yes. 783 01:01:38,257 --> 01:01:41,312 Eureka! I've done it! 784 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:44,732 Oh, you've done it alright you crazy loo. 785 01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:47,980 - Johnny, I told you never to enter my lair when... - Yeah yeah yeah, shut your pie hole. 786 01:01:47,981 --> 01:01:50,748 You've turned harmeless tasty doughnuts into... 787 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:51,812 killer doughnuts. 788 01:01:51,813 --> 01:01:53,105 What are you talking about? 789 01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:56,428 Your serum has contaminated the doughnuts, and they've come to life. 790 01:01:56,429 --> 01:01:59,267 That's impossible. Who are you? 791 01:01:59,569 --> 01:02:00,839 Oh, it's possible alright. 792 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,318 They ate Mrs. Scolari. And at least three other people we know of. 793 01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:06,177 I'm Howard. Johnny's friend. 794 01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:09,532 How come I have never seen you around here before? 795 01:02:09,533 --> 01:02:13,231 - I have dinner here every night. - Really? 796 01:02:13,777 --> 01:02:16,514 Hey! Doctor Crazy! Focus. 797 01:02:17,557 --> 01:02:19,367 Yeah. What are we gonna do? 798 01:02:19,717 --> 01:02:21,462 Funny you should ask. I've already done it. 799 01:02:21,463 --> 01:02:23,014 I've created the antidote. 800 01:02:23,015 --> 01:02:25,437 - No way. - Yes way. 801 01:02:25,438 --> 01:02:27,836 What you see before you is a harmless little gray mouse. 802 01:02:29,129 --> 01:02:29,878 What about it? 803 01:02:29,879 --> 01:02:32,388 A few seconds ago it was a crazed killer rat. 804 01:02:33,657 --> 01:02:35,525 - Brilliant. - Yes. 805 01:02:36,075 --> 01:02:38,105 It looks so normal. 806 01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:41,605 Aw. It's taking a nap. How cute. 807 01:02:46,112 --> 01:02:49,102 I'd say your serum needs some tweaking. 808 01:02:51,153 --> 01:02:54,913 - Man, this is bullshit. - I don't like it any more than you do. 809 01:02:55,429 --> 01:02:57,462 Who the hell steals a police cruiser? 810 01:03:00,155 --> 01:03:01,941 It's bad enough we lost a perp tonight. 811 01:03:01,942 --> 01:03:03,613 We can't go back to the station without a car. 812 01:03:03,614 --> 01:03:05,623 How much further does it say on the GPS? 813 01:03:05,624 --> 01:03:06,984 It says two miles. 814 01:03:06,985 --> 01:03:07,975 Do you want to switch yet? 815 01:03:07,976 --> 01:03:10,646 Just keep pedaling, jackass. 816 01:03:12,384 --> 01:03:17,152 I don't understand. It worked. It changed Debbie back. 817 01:03:17,153 --> 01:03:20,050 Yeah, well, Debbie definitely changed. 818 01:03:20,051 --> 01:03:21,954 It does work. The rat's dead. 819 01:03:22,050 --> 01:03:25,293 You ignorant toad. The point is not to kill the rat again, 820 01:03:25,294 --> 01:03:28,364 but to stabalize it. You don't realize what I done here. 821 01:03:28,365 --> 01:03:29,900 You're in the presence of Jesus. 822 01:03:29,901 --> 01:03:32,762 Just give us enough of the pink stuff so we can kill the doughnuts. 823 01:03:33,242 --> 01:03:34,625 Fine. 824 01:03:35,165 --> 01:03:38,506 We don't have to inject it, can't we just splash them with it? 825 01:03:38,507 --> 01:03:41,344 You fool. It has to get into their blood stream. 826 01:03:41,345 --> 01:03:44,925 We're talking about doughnuts. Doughnuts don't have a blood stream. 827 01:03:44,926 --> 01:03:48,952 Besides, doughnuts are made of dough. Not organs and skin. 828 01:03:48,953 --> 01:03:52,524 If we splash them, it will penetrate the outer layer. 829 01:03:53,035 --> 01:03:54,292 So what's the deal? 830 01:03:54,483 --> 01:03:56,714 Do we spray these suckers with it or do we have to inject them? 831 01:03:57,757 --> 01:04:01,532 My dear nephew. This is a very technical question and requires lots 832 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:05,960 of tests and documentation. As you know the scientific method... 833 01:04:05,961 --> 01:04:07,536 You have no idea. Do you? 834 01:04:07,924 --> 01:04:09,002 Nope. 835 01:04:09,227 --> 01:04:11,256 It's worth a shot guys. 836 01:04:11,257 --> 01:04:12,799 So how do we find them? 837 01:04:13,152 --> 01:04:17,333 Well. Anytime you're looking for bees, you always go to the hive. 838 01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:17,946 Huh? 839 01:04:17,947 --> 01:04:21,887 Precisely. Ground zero. The point of origin. 840 01:04:22,186 --> 01:04:24,167 The doughnut shop. 841 01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:28,228 Great. Howard. Grab some pink stuff. 842 01:04:28,229 --> 01:04:29,640 Let's go. 843 01:04:31,012 --> 01:04:32,702 - I'm going with you. - What? 844 01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:37,144 - I want to see them for myself. - Fine. Let's get out of here. 845 01:04:37,496 --> 01:04:40,199 - Shotgun. - Uh-uh. 846 01:04:41,497 --> 01:04:43,495 Nice try buddy. 847 01:04:51,352 --> 01:04:53,464 We have no idea what we're going to face in there. 848 01:04:53,465 --> 01:04:55,348 When you spray the doughnuts with the antidote, 849 01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:57,254 - if they don't melt... - ...or blow up. 850 01:04:57,255 --> 01:05:00,807 Yes, or that. Then we inject them with this. 851 01:05:00,808 --> 01:05:03,000 What if it's too many of them? 852 01:05:03,001 --> 01:05:04,796 We take care of them the old fasion way. 853 01:05:04,797 --> 01:05:06,328 Yeah. 854 01:05:11,676 --> 01:05:13,360 Do you play roller hockey? 855 01:05:58,933 --> 01:06:01,479 What if it doesn't work? What if we spray them and it doesn't work? 856 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,115 I will inject them with my syringe. Ha-haa! 857 01:06:06,082 --> 01:06:07,333 You got that to work? 858 01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:08,603 We waste them! 859 01:06:14,914 --> 01:06:16,330 Shit! Shit! Shit! 860 01:06:18,106 --> 01:06:19,264 Waste them! 861 01:06:20,174 --> 01:06:22,153 Bonsai! 862 01:06:25,938 --> 01:06:27,491 This is not working. 863 01:06:33,132 --> 01:06:34,850 There's too many of them. 864 01:06:37,202 --> 01:06:38,735 Not working. 865 01:06:40,444 --> 01:06:42,009 Oh shit. 866 01:06:45,082 --> 01:06:46,361 What are we gonna do? 867 01:06:49,543 --> 01:06:51,023 What are we gonna do? 868 01:06:55,862 --> 01:06:59,415 The anti serum works. We just don't have enough. 869 01:07:00,041 --> 01:07:02,157 Johnny. I got to get back to the lab. 870 01:07:02,661 --> 01:07:05,416 I've got to make more serum. It's the only thing that's going to save us. 871 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:06,272 We're not going to make it. 872 01:07:06,273 --> 01:07:08,219 We're not going to make it Johnny. I have to tell you something. 873 01:07:08,410 --> 01:07:09,278 Not now Howard. 874 01:07:09,381 --> 01:07:10,572 I'm in love with your mom. 875 01:07:10,573 --> 01:07:11,062 What? 876 01:07:11,063 --> 01:07:12,214 I knew it! 877 01:07:12,449 --> 01:07:15,063 Wait. There's more. I.... we... kind of... 878 01:07:15,402 --> 01:07:17,233 I had sex with your mom. 879 01:07:21,010 --> 01:07:25,431 I'm sorry man. She's a kind, beautiful sexually liberated woman. 880 01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:26,783 I think I'm gonna hurl. 881 01:07:26,784 --> 01:07:28,350 - Tell her I love her. - What? 882 01:07:28,351 --> 01:07:30,674 I'm going to kill the doughnuts that are escaping outside. 883 01:07:30,866 --> 01:07:32,163 Bonzai. 884 01:07:32,164 --> 01:07:33,594 - Hey! - Howard! No! 885 01:07:35,066 --> 01:07:37,172 Get to the closet. It's our only chance. 886 01:07:46,074 --> 01:07:47,831 Aw, hell no! 887 01:07:51,185 --> 01:07:52,476 Get the hell outta here. 888 01:07:53,209 --> 01:07:54,900 I got splooged in my eye. 889 01:07:55,393 --> 01:07:57,603 Man down! Man down! 890 01:07:57,604 --> 01:07:59,828 Ah! Damn! 891 01:08:04,104 --> 01:08:05,878 - You got any grenades? - Grenades? 892 01:08:05,879 --> 01:08:07,043 Oh, god! 893 01:08:07,874 --> 01:08:09,421 Do I look like I got any grenades? 894 01:08:09,422 --> 01:08:11,377 Nevermind. Just like home baby. 895 01:08:19,712 --> 01:08:22,216 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Are you... are you hurt? 896 01:08:22,217 --> 01:08:24,363 - Let me see. - It's okay. It's fine. 897 01:08:24,364 --> 01:08:27,616 Okay. Um. Now what? I don't know what. 898 01:08:27,617 --> 01:08:29,307 - Well think! - You think! 899 01:08:29,308 --> 01:08:30,578 You got us here. 900 01:08:30,579 --> 01:08:32,648 Your crazy uncle got us here. 901 01:08:32,649 --> 01:08:34,641 Alright, So we should just through our arms up in the air and give up. 902 01:08:34,642 --> 01:08:35,333 Is that it? 903 01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:38,827 - No. We're not giving up. - Oh great. You too. 904 01:08:38,828 --> 01:08:39,747 In denial. 905 01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:41,138 Why are you so angry at me? 906 01:08:41,139 --> 01:08:42,813 I'm not angry at you. And why are you yelling at me? 907 01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,508 Because I am angry! Alright? 908 01:08:44,509 --> 01:08:46,867 You wanna know why? Because we are about to become snacks. 909 01:08:46,868 --> 01:08:48,647 For the freak'n snacks! 910 01:08:50,353 --> 01:08:53,802 Or the fact. The fact that my mother is sleeping with Howard. 911 01:08:53,994 --> 01:08:55,307 - My mother... - Breathe. 912 01:08:55,403 --> 01:08:57,779 I'm gonna be a therapist's dream if I get out of here alive. 913 01:08:58,539 --> 01:09:02,183 Or, not to mention the fact, that my imaginary girlfriend 914 01:09:02,184 --> 01:09:05,818 was just using me for money. You know? News flash Johnny. 915 01:09:05,819 --> 01:09:08,314 - Yeah. That actually bothers me. - I am such a loser. 916 01:09:08,315 --> 01:09:10,525 I didn't see any of this coming. 917 01:09:10,526 --> 01:09:14,106 I mean. She brings her boyfriend over this afternoon. And I was just. 918 01:09:14,107 --> 01:09:17,151 I was clueless. You know. He called her babe. 919 01:09:17,152 --> 01:09:19,610 Right in front of me. "Hey Babe"! 920 01:09:19,611 --> 01:09:23,305 And I just stood there. Pathetic! And believed here! 921 01:09:23,306 --> 01:09:24,668 Yeah. I got it! 922 01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:28,964 Does it bother that you have such a patehtic friend? 923 01:09:32,146 --> 01:09:35,755 You know, the worst part about this is, is that after I am eaten, 924 01:09:35,756 --> 01:09:40,215 my little friends, Sprinles and Glazed out there. My mothers is going to be alone. 925 01:09:40,503 --> 01:09:43,929 No. No, no no, no. She won't be alone. 926 01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:47,263 You're right. 927 01:09:48,433 --> 01:09:53,268 Even after I am gone. I will always be with her. 928 01:09:53,721 --> 01:09:56,664 No. She'll have Howard. 929 01:10:01,142 --> 01:10:03,019 Why don't you just open the door and let them eat me? 930 01:10:03,449 --> 01:10:05,136 No Johnny! 931 01:10:07,523 --> 01:10:09,343 I would like you very much alive. 932 01:10:09,889 --> 01:10:11,400 - Okay - Okay! 933 01:10:11,401 --> 01:10:14,104 Now close your mouth and help me find a way out of this mess. 934 01:10:14,358 --> 01:10:16,104 Okay, let's go. 935 01:10:16,595 --> 01:10:18,825 Uh. Great, Okay. Um. 936 01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:21,653 Maybe Luther will come back in time. 937 01:10:21,654 --> 01:10:23,205 Even... Even if he makes enough serum, 938 01:10:23,206 --> 01:10:24,847 there's no way he will be back before we're dead. 939 01:10:24,848 --> 01:10:26,759 Right. Right, okay. 940 01:10:28,705 --> 01:10:30,398 Hey, hey I got an idea, 941 01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:32,239 What? 942 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:33,583 The gas line. 943 01:10:34,207 --> 01:10:37,190 There's no way we would survive an explosion. 944 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:39,581 Look. I am sorry I yelled. okay? 945 01:10:39,582 --> 01:10:41,568 - Okay, it's fine. - I was a jerk, with this. 946 01:10:41,569 --> 01:10:44,753 This is the only way to be sure. No more killer doughnuts. 947 01:10:44,754 --> 01:10:47,741 No more doughnuts. Period. 948 01:10:47,742 --> 01:10:49,757 - Let's do this. - Okay. 949 01:10:52,412 --> 01:10:54,413 I'm all out. I'm all out. 950 01:10:54,605 --> 01:10:56,372 Damn it. Me too. 951 01:10:59,571 --> 01:11:03,795 Dick, it's been a pleasure serving with you after all these years man. 952 01:11:03,796 --> 01:11:06,821 Yeah. And you've been a galactic pain in the ass, 953 01:11:06,822 --> 01:11:09,101 but I wouldnt have it any other way partner. 954 01:11:09,693 --> 01:11:11,838 - Let's do this. - Let's do it! 955 01:11:23,258 --> 01:11:27,059 That's great, but how do we survive the explosion? 956 01:11:27,251 --> 01:11:30,972 Uh... I'm still working on that part. 957 01:11:53,756 --> 01:11:55,418 Hey. Who farted? 958 01:13:07,588 --> 01:13:09,003 Hey. 959 01:13:10,613 --> 01:13:12,103 Good morning. 960 01:13:15,225 --> 01:13:16,987 Did you sleep okay? 961 01:13:17,424 --> 01:13:20,405 Yeah. Better than Okay. 962 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:26,637 For a second I thought, uh... everything was a dream. 963 01:13:27,230 --> 01:13:30,998 No no no. You definitely weren't dreaming. 964 01:13:31,582 --> 01:13:33,641 We blew up Dandy Donuts. 965 01:13:34,938 --> 01:13:37,684 Right. That too. 966 01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:42,459 I will remember last night for as long as I live. 967 01:13:43,214 --> 01:13:47,257 Yeah. Killer doughnuts. Crazy. 968 01:13:47,258 --> 01:13:49,151 No, that's not what I meant. 969 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,806 Well, make up your mind, will you? 970 01:14:01,814 --> 01:14:06,600 So... what now? 971 01:14:08,652 --> 01:14:10,677 I think it's pretty obvious. 972 01:14:10,678 --> 01:14:13,319 No, it's not what I mean. I mean like... 973 01:14:14,627 --> 01:14:18,567 Oaky, we've been friends for a really long time. Right? 974 01:14:18,758 --> 01:14:22,661 And then, uh. Well. This happened, 975 01:14:22,662 --> 01:14:25,911 and so now, like what does that make us? Are we like friends with benefits, 976 01:14:25,912 --> 01:14:26,497 or is this like... 977 01:14:26,498 --> 01:14:28,277 Shhh! 978 01:14:28,565 --> 01:14:31,378 Don't think so hard. You might strain something. 979 01:14:38,075 --> 01:14:40,502 Ow! What? 980 01:14:40,503 --> 01:14:41,908 You know what they say about payback. 981 01:14:41,909 --> 01:14:43,252 Payback for what? 982 01:14:43,831 --> 01:14:49,460 Forever being with that... ...Veronica. 983 01:14:49,461 --> 01:14:53,354 Oh. So, someone was a little jealous, hm? 984 01:14:53,355 --> 01:14:54,820 Someone was a little blind. 985 01:14:54,821 --> 01:14:57,394 Okay, that's what I want to figure out were we are, because the last 986 01:14:57,395 --> 01:14:59,872 time I didn't think I ended up with an imaginary girlfriend. 987 01:15:00,279 --> 01:15:02,023 Do I look imaginary to you? 988 01:15:02,902 --> 01:15:06,987 Well, let's see here. You got a nose. You got two lips. 989 01:15:06,988 --> 01:15:08,781 - Alright, Alright. - Let's see here. 990 01:15:10,393 --> 01:15:15,047 It was a crazy night for sure, but nothing that happened 991 01:15:15,048 --> 01:15:16,672 between us is imaginary. 992 01:15:18,799 --> 01:15:21,911 So let's take it slow. See what happens. 993 01:15:23,867 --> 01:15:24,956 No. 994 01:15:25,848 --> 01:15:27,318 No? 995 01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:29,754 No. 996 01:15:31,090 --> 01:15:33,344 I love you. And that's that. 997 01:15:33,917 --> 01:15:35,261 You're my gilfriend. 998 01:15:36,274 --> 01:15:38,389 Ah, do I get a say? 999 01:15:42,285 --> 01:15:46,225 Michelle Louise Kester. Will you be my girlfriend? 1000 01:15:47,923 --> 01:15:49,520 Uuuh... 1001 01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:51,928 Oh come on. Alright, you Know what? 1002 01:15:52,024 --> 01:15:54,216 I have done so much for you, since yesterday. 1003 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:58,422 I have beaten up three bullies. I have stood up to Cliff. 1004 01:15:58,518 --> 01:16:02,453 I have quit my job. Oh yeah, and this other little thing. 1005 01:16:02,454 --> 01:16:04,998 I battled killer doughnuts for you, and not to mention 1006 01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:07,271 the emotional turmoil I went through trying to make sure you were safe. 1007 01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:11,016 Alright, alright. Fine. Your whining won me over. 1008 01:16:11,386 --> 01:16:14,462 - Whatever works. - Yes. 1009 01:16:14,727 --> 01:16:16,371 I will be your girlfriend. 1010 01:16:17,025 --> 01:16:18,616 Yessss. 1011 01:16:23,218 --> 01:16:25,153 We should go visit Howard. 1012 01:16:25,154 --> 01:16:27,811 Oh, is that what you're thinking about right now? 1013 01:16:27,812 --> 01:16:29,210 Come on. He's your best friend. 1014 01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:32,504 He's fine. Okay? I mean, yeah, he's in the hospital, 1015 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,407 but he only has like minor burns. 1016 01:16:34,408 --> 01:16:36,572 Johnny. He lost a testicle. 1017 01:16:39,012 --> 01:16:43,813 Okay, we have all day to visit him, alright? In case you forgot. I am currently unemployed. 1018 01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:47,630 As it turns out. I am unemployed as well. 1019 01:16:47,631 --> 01:16:49,723 - Oh really? - Uh-hm. 1020 01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:52,208 Maybe we should, uh. Do something. 1021 01:16:52,304 --> 01:16:54,255 What did you have in mind? 1022 01:16:54,446 --> 01:16:58,152 Oh, for starters... That's a nice shirt you're wearing. 1023 01:16:59,852 --> 01:17:01,525 - This? - Uh-hm. 1024 01:17:02,138 --> 01:17:04,460 - You want it back? - Yep. 1025 01:17:04,652 --> 01:17:08,293 - Right now? - I'm afraid so. 1026 01:17:08,294 --> 01:17:09,591 Right now. 1027 01:17:16,523 --> 01:17:18,167 John Blake Wentworth. 1028 01:17:18,168 --> 01:17:21,041 I don't want to hear anymore excuses. You are cutting that grass today. 1029 01:17:21,042 --> 01:17:22,618 Ma. Don't you knock? 1030 01:17:22,714 --> 01:17:24,951 You heard me mister. You get out of bed and cut that grass. 1031 01:17:24,952 --> 01:17:25,951 - Now! - Mom. wait! 1032 01:17:25,952 --> 01:17:27,323 - Wait, wait. - Hi! 1033 01:17:27,324 --> 01:17:28,843 Oh. uh. 1034 01:17:30,059 --> 01:17:32,932 I... So sorry. 1035 01:17:32,933 --> 01:17:34,728 Good morning Mrs. Wentworth. 1036 01:17:34,729 --> 01:17:37,107 Hi Michelle. I thought... 1037 01:17:37,108 --> 01:17:39,417 Michelle is, uh... my girlfriend. 1038 01:17:40,432 --> 01:17:41,853 I didn't know you had company. 1039 01:17:41,854 --> 01:17:43,039 Surprise. 1040 01:17:43,671 --> 01:17:47,274 I... I promise I will uh, I will cut the grass today. 1041 01:17:47,275 --> 01:17:49,226 Yeah. Yeah, you do that. 1042 01:17:49,379 --> 01:17:51,307 It is nice seeing you, Mrs. Wentworth. 1043 01:17:51,308 --> 01:17:54,107 Nice to see you to, dear. You could call me Emma. 1044 01:17:54,108 --> 01:17:55,413 Okay. 1045 01:17:55,681 --> 01:17:57,379 - Bye mom. - Bye. 1046 01:18:02,101 --> 01:18:04,907 She's going to cheer up Howard. How sweet. 1047 01:18:04,908 --> 01:18:05,983 Don't start. 1048 01:18:06,174 --> 01:18:07,880 At least he has one good testicle left. 1049 01:18:07,881 --> 01:18:09,420 Alright. That's it. 1050 01:18:34,117 --> 01:18:41,107 -- Subtitle Created by Rhemis Subscene.com -- 74961

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