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Oh, yes! You got donuts.

I already ate all
the Boston Cream.

Kyle!

This place gives me the creeps.

Relax. That Popsicle
hasn't moved in 50 years.

Is that normal?

No.

- Someone's hacking the system.
- What?

The containment tank
is destabilizing.

He's waking up.

We need more guys.

That is all the guys.

Wait a second.

I thought we were going tubing.

Hold on, hold on.
Is this a race?

You're going down!

It is my destiny
to claim the throne

of Family Champion, hedgehog.

Cute.

Are you sure you
want to challenge

the fastest creature
in the universe?

I mean, that's kind
of my whole brand.

Okay, Tom and Maddie,

- count us down.
- Right!

Don't worry, a little
sibling rivalry is healthy.

Me and my brothers used to do
this kind of thing all the time.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics and
neither of them were born with the power

to trigger a global
cataclysmic event.

That's a fair point.
Did you hear that, boys?

No cataclysmic events, okay?

Let's keep this
cataclysmic-less.

- Ten-four!
- Understood, Lord of the Donuts.

Then on your marks, get set...

go!

And way out in front,

to the surprise of
absolutely no one,

it's the Blue Blur,
the Red-Shoed Rocket,

the one, the only...
Come on, Sonic!

Catch up! Yeah!

What in the what, now?

I am also defeating
you, hedgehog!

Seriously? All
right, you know what?

Time to light the afterburners.

Look! It's a bird! It's a plane!

It's Air Hedgehog!

Yes! I did it! I...

lost?

How is that even
possible? I do not lose.

I am also defeating
you, hedgehog.

Okay, okay, I get it,
man. No need to rub it in.

Come on, Sonic!
Catch up! Yeah!

Wait, what's going on?

Why are you
guys acting like...

holograms!

Which means...

I remain the undefeated
speed champion of all time!

Yes! And the crowd goes wild!

But also, what's going on?

Surprise!

But wait a sec, you guys...
what is all this?

"Happy Bea Arthur Day"?

Oh, it's "Happy B-Earth-Day."

Today's the anniversary of the
day you came to Earth, bud.

It's your "Earth Day Birthday."

So the race was
just a distraction,

which I totally didn't
fall for, by the way...

Good try, though...

so you could throw
a party for me?

Today, we honor you, hedgehog.

If it wasn't for you, none of
us would be here right now.

The boys are right, bud.

You know, the day you
came to this planet

is the day all our
lives changed forever.

And we became a family.

You stole my hoomans.

You guys, I don't... I
don't know what to say.

Except... let's party!

All right! Yeah!

It's now on till the
break of dawn! Toga! Toga!

Thanks for the surprise party.
It really means a lot to me.

Ah, you deserve it, pal.

No way. Is that...

What? Dude...

Could you just for
once walk at my speed?

Whoa.

Sonic!

This is your...
Yep. My old cave.

Oh, man. I can't believe this is
where you lived all those years.

Hey! My state-of-the-art
security system!

Still works.

Hey, bud.

What's this?

Wow. You know, I drew that
on my first night on Earth.

I wanted to remember
where I came from.

I still miss her.

You think Longclaw
would be proud of me?

I know she would, pal.

Because even though you lost
her at such a young age,

you didn't let your pain
change who you are...

in here.

Yeah. In my lungs.

- Or your heart.
- Heart, right.

Yeah, makes more sense.
Not lungs, heart.

That's the thing
about life, Sonic,

it's all about the
choices we make.

You're gonna make
some good ones and,

knowing you, you're
gonna make some bad ones.

But...

as long as you remember
to listen to your heart,

you're gonna make the right
choice when it matters the most.

Thanks.

I don't know what
I'd do without you.

I'd probably be a totally
different hedgehog.

2024?

I've been trapped for 50 years?

- Move, move!
- Take positions!

Get on the ground now!

We've got you surrounded!

Why won't you leave me alone?

Take him down!

I have dishonored
my marshmallow.

It's really just a question
of temperature and distance.

It's not a competition.

This is so nice.

- Peace.
- Quiet.

Finally.

Finally!

Hey! We're trying to have
a family moment down here!

- What did we do?
- Or what did they do?

What did you do?

I don't know. I
do a lot of stuff.

Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski.

Aliens.

"Aliens"? Excuse me?

It's not like we're
from different planet...

Oh, yeah, we are. I
guess we are aliens.

Please continue.

I'm Director Rockwell.

There is a very
dangerous situation

unfolding right now in Tokyo.

Commander Walters is requesting
Team Sonic's immediate assistance.

"Team Sonic"? Who
picked that name?

Love it! Ten out
of ten, no notes.

Tom and Maddie, put
the s'mores on ice

because Team Sonic is
off to save the day!

Remember,

make good choices!

Good evening and welcome
to Tails Air flight 1012.

We're looking at an
on-time arrival into Tokyo.

Okay, Captain, we got a
rogue alien on the loose.

How do we find
him?

Uh, start with the
giant fireball?

I love it! Let's start
with the giant fireball.

Finally,
some action!

Okay, time to gear up.

Titanium handcuffs,
completely indestructible.

I don't need your
silly gizmos, fox.

And you know why?
Because I am...

...one million
percent muscle.

Yes, good. You've
been listening.

We're
over the drop zone.

All right, here
we go. Showtime!

Now, look, we don't
know if it's Godzilla

or Hello Kitty down there,

but as long as we
stick together,

there is nothing
we can't handle.

"Team Sonic" on three.

One, two, three.

Team...

- Sonic!
- Knuckles!

Talk about low-budget
flights. No food or movies?

We're out of here!

What happened here?

Looks like GUN
got their butts kicked.

Keep your eyes open.
Tails, anything?

Whoa! These energy readings
are off the charts!

Look
out!

One... million... percent.

Whoa! Are you guys seeing this?

- He looks just like you.
- Impossible!

You're a colorful bunch.

Um, excuse me. Why
do you look like me?

I don't look like you.

You look like me! Why
do you look like me?

Hey, you know what? I'll ask
the questions, new hedgehog!

Who are you? Why do
you look like me?

This is a waste of time.

Walk away, before you get hurt.

Whoa, whoa, easy, buddy.

We don't want to fight you.

Actually, Sonic, I
would like to fight.

Not now.

Why don't you stop throwing
cars at us for a second

and come down here to talk?

You jumped out of
a GUN helicopter.

There's nothing to talk about.

All right, then. Enough!

Knuckles, no!

Let us talk with our fists!

Knuckles!

Knuckles! Knuckles,
are you okay?

No, not really. Ow!

Who is this guy?

He is much more impressive

than the hedgehog I
fought previously.

Dude, I'm standing right here.

Now, come on! He can't
take us all at once.

Ow!

Okay, he
took us all at once.

Weakling.

Don't try to follow me.

Sonic, I know that look.

Going after him is a bad idea.

When has that ever stopped me?

I got to ask, one
hedgehog to another,

who does your highlights?

Hey! Dangerously weaving
through traffic is my thing!

Coming through!

Why are you running away? We
were just getting started.

The more you talk,

the harder I want to hit you.

Watch out!

Ugh, I'm gonna throw up!

Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yah!

1.21 gigawatts.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me!

Sonic!

Are you okay?

I'm fine, guys.
And before you ask,

I handcuffed myself
for tactical reasons

that I do not have
time to explain.

You shouldn't have
gone off on your own.

We're supposed to be a team.

Sorry, buddy. I'm still
working on this teamwork thing.

So now what?

Well, I'm not jumping out
of any more helicopters

until we get some
answers from GUN.

We need somewhere to regroup.

I know just the place.

Hai, chiizu.

It's an ambush!

You'll never take us
alive, foul beasts!

Calm down, Knuckles.
This is a Chao Garden.

One of the top ten must-see
spots in all of Tokyo!

It's a perfect place
for us to blend in.

Are you Detective Pikachu?

Yes, he is!

He does
look like a Pokémon.

"Pika, pika!"

Commander Walters!

Sonic.

Thank God you're all okay.
I'm sure you have questions.

Just a big ticked-off
red and black one.

Who was that guy?

Shadow's story began a
lot like yours, Sonic.

But where you found family
and friends on this planet,

Shadow found only pain and loss.

It begins over 50 years ago,

with a meteor crash in a
quiet corner of Oklahoma.

The meteorite
contained a life-form.

The ultimate life-form.

Shadow's power...
his "chaos energy"...

went far beyond any
living creature.

The scientist who discovered
him believed this power

would usher in a new
era for humanity.

But Shadow's power
proved too dangerous.

A terrible accident
destroyed the lab,

taking human lives
with it.

The project leader was blamed
for the incident and imprisoned.

With the program
canceled...

Shadow was a loose end no
one knew how to deal with.

Too dangerous to
be walking free,

too valuable to destroy.

So I had him placed
into stasis...

indefinitely.

Wait a second. If Shadow's
been on ice for 50 years,

- someone had to help him escape.
- True.

But there's only a few
people in the world

who even know of
Shadow's existence.

A live show? Yeah!

Get down!

Egg drones?

But Robotnik is
supposed to be dead!

Konnichi-what?

I'm sorry, we already had our big
motorcycle chase for the evening.

Commander Walters!

Commander
Walters, are you okay?

Sonic...

take this.

What is
it? A key...

to the most powerful
weapon GUN has ever built.

You're the only one I
trust to keep it safe.

Commander Walters...

Alpha team, fan out!

Do we have eyes?

Secure the perimeter!

Medevac is en route.

His launch key is missing.

I knew they couldn't be trusted.

Why are we
running from GUN?

Aren't we on the same team?

Until we get
more information,

we're not trusting anyone.

- Follow me.
- Get it... off!

Hold it right
there, Tokyo Drift!

Who are you?

It's the Goat Milker!

"It's the Goat Milker!"

Relax. I'm not here to fight.

- Then why are you here?
- And why did you free Shadow?

Are you kidding?

The last thing we want is more
super-powered hedgehogs running around.

The doctor had
nothing to do with it.

And I can prove
it.

Please,

join me in the crab.

And now back
to... "La UÚltima Pasión."

I have fallen in
love with another.

But who, Gabriella?
Tell me who!

My twin brother, Pablo?

Pablo!

!¡Bastardo!

Buenos días, !¡hermano!

No!

Let that be a
lesson to you, Juan.

Family

is a field of
emotional claymores

that leave you
abandoned, betrayed

and weeping while you eat cake,

which creates copious
amounts of adipose tissue,

and what some calloused
individuals refer to as...

man boobs.

Ha.

Doctor, we have visitors.

Really?

I thought I was having an
anthropomorphic nightmare.

Where the only person I
could trust in the world

showed up with all
my worst enemies,

while I was in a bathrobe,

playing congas on
my big, fat belly!

Sorry, sir.

I don't believe
it. Eggman's alive?

And he's never looked worse.

Well, maybe,

this is what not giving a damn what
you think I look like looks like.

Sir, right now we have
an even bigger problem.

Oh, come on.

There's an imposter out
there using your technology.

Imposter. That's
impossi... What?

No.

My sweet mechanized spawn!

Whomever this party-pooping
posse is looking for

has stolen my persona

and the precious
babies from my egg sac.

Well...

I'll soon egg-xact my revenge.

You see what I did
there?

It's time for the
dramatic soap-opera twist,

where this Pablo
reveals his Juan!

By cross-referencing
the precise coordinates

of each drone's energy spikes,

I can track my babies

to the imposter's
base of operations,

right about...

there!

Sonic, I hate to say it,

but I think we're both
after the same person.

Hold on, hold on. You're
not suggesting we team up

with Doctor
Ro-Butt-Stink, are you?

Perhaps the fox is right.

It could be our only chance
to find this mysterious,

more impressive hedgehog.

All right, Egghead.
I hate to say it,

but it looks like
we're partners.

On one condition.

Dude, you have serious issues.

Ow!

Let's...

do this!

Suck it in!

Tinker-tailor?

I need room.

Think Elvis, circa 1976.

But sir, I don't have
the proper materials.

Found some.

Resourceful.

Hey! This is a restricted area.

Oh, it's okay. She's the
professor's granddaughter.

He takes her everywhere.

Welcome to the lab, Maria.
I'm Captain Walters.

Oh, do you know
where my room is?

Yeah, down the hall
and to the right.

Make yourself at home.

But, um,

let's lose the
skates, okay, kiddo?

Okay.

Look out!

Wow.

Look at all those stars.

They're like diamonds.

My grandfather says

it can take hundreds of years

for the light of a
star to reach Earth.

And by the time you see it,

the star might not
even exist anymore.

Isn't that crazy?

A light shines,

even though the star is gone.

Yeah, it does.

I wonder which one
you came from, Shadow.

I don't know.

I don't know anything
about my home.

This is your home, Shadow.

Earth.

Maria,

do you think I'm...

dangerous?

What are you talking about?

The way the
scientists look at me,

I can tell they're afraid.

Like I'm the horrible thing
from that movie we watched.

I don't know...

what I am.

You're my friend.

And you can do or be
anything you want.

Not because of your powers,

but because of who
you are... in here.

I don't know what
I'd do without you.

Professor?

It's good to see you, Shadow.

I knew you'd come home.

I can't get her out of my head.

The pain...

It's too much.

And that is why we
have to punish them.

Okay, I don't like you
and you don't like me.

Let's get this
over with quickly.

Out of my way, dorkupine.

"Dorkupine"? Really clever.

This door is
six-inch-thick solid steel

on a pressurized latch.

I'll need a moment to
calculate the molecular density

and invert the
venting mechanics.

I unlocked it.

Subtle as
always, fist-for-brains.

Easy, Shadow.

Those are the guests
I've been expecting.

Let's give them a warm welcome.

Whoa.

What is this place?

It looks
like a military base,

but nobody's been
here for years.

I wonder if it's haunted.

Haunted? Nobody said
anything about being haunted.

What's the matter? You
afraid of g-g-g-ghosts?

Nothing scares an
Echidna warrior.

Uh, yeah. Do you remember what
happened last movie night?

Let go, let go, let go!

There is no such thing
as a friendly ghost.

So which way do we go?

I know! We should split up.

Everyone with hideous, brightly-colored
fur take the left and the middle.

Stone and I will go right.

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not
letting you out of my sight.

Tails, you and Stone go left.

Knuckles, you take the middle.
Eggman, you and me go right.

By all means.

We could use some time together.

To work on your trust issues.

You know what? You're right.
I should be more trusting.

I mean, you've only
tried to kill me twice!

Just a dark, creepy hallway.

Nothing to be afraid of.

You hear that, ghost?

You don't frighten me!

Get... a... grip.

Boo.

I'm just gonna come
right out and say this:

You're adorable.
Oh, um, thanks.

So, what's it like
being Sonic's assistant?

You have a daily routine?
Paid time off? Benefits?

Oh, I'm not Sonic's
assistant. We're teammates.

He's the leader,
Knuckles is the muscle,

and I'm the gadget guy.

We all have a role to play.

That's what makes
the team so special!

That and the fact
we're best friends.

You are?

Well, yeah. Just like
you and Eggman, right?

Uh... Yeah, eh...

Of course! Yes.

Me and the doctor,
best of friends.

That's definitely what we are.

Hmm.

Whoa. Look at all this stuff.

This was more than just
a military base or a lab.

It was a home.

People lived here.

He had a family.

Is that what I smell?

The stench of domestic harmony?

You ever wonder what your life would
have been like if you had a family?

Hmm... No!

Maybe you wouldn't have
gone full supervillain.

I have no parents,
no aunts, no uncles.

And something about my
attitude renders me...

undesirable to all
possible genders.

My future is a cul-de-sac!

The Robotnik name ends...

avec moi.

Yes, I know French.

Whoa.

Is this where you
grew up, Shadow?

No wonder you're so mad.

This place could really
use a beanbag chair

and some comic books.

What happened here?

I'm tired of giving
you warnings!

Where'd you go, hedgehog?

I wasn't finished
trauma dumping.

My darlings!

My eggy weggies!

♪ Memories ♪

♪ Light the corners ♪

♪ Of my mind ♪

♪ Misty watercolor ♪

♪ Memories ♪

♪ Of the way ♪

♪ We weren't ♪

I...

- don't believe it.
- Don't you?

- It's impossible.
- Is it?

- It couldn't be.
- Couldn't it?

I'm... Are you?

Imposter!

You stole my babies!

But they know who
their real daddy is...

drone-napper!

Magnificent creations, my boy.

I borrowed them to lure you here

and reunite our family.

You see, Ivo...

I'm your grandfather:

Gerald Robotnik.

My... grandfather?

But how? And why?

And who did what with whom?

You hail from an
ancestry of excellence...

tied directly à moi.

Yes, I know French.

You do look like me.

But fatter. And older.

And there's that funny smell.

But the resemblance is uncanny.

It's as if...

we're two
characters in a movie

being played by the same actor.

- But I need real proof!
- Ivo!

We have very little time.

But I could field a
couple of queries.

Name the most elegant
formula in mathematics.

Euler's Identity.

E to the I times pi
plus one equals zilch.

European capitals
arranged alphabetically

by the fourth letter.

Riga, Monaco, Sarajevo, Tirana.

The speed of light divided
by the speed of sound,

divided by the speed of
the bus in the movie Speed.

17,893.33333...

Rounding up? 17,894 MPH.

And, for all the marbles...

Good. I lost mine.

A rare lung disease,

and the longest word in
the English dictionary.

Um...

Pneumonoultramicroscopic-
silicovolcanoconiosis!

- Pap-pap!
- In the saggy flesh.

But looking pretty good
for a hundred and ten.

Oh, Grampy-poo!

Where have you been
my entire life?

Wait.

Where have you been...
my entire life?

Locked in a top-secret
prison for the last 50 years.

Made it kind of hard to
send Christmas cards.

Now...

you're probably wondering
why I brought you here.

You didn't bring me here!

I used my unparalleled
intellect to track you down.

Per the plan I concocted with
my unparalleled intellect.

You'll see.

I have the answer to everything.

Come on, kiddo.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

Someone tell me
this is some kind of

concussion-induced nightmare.

There's two Eggmen now?

Double your villains,
double your fun!

Two Robotniks are
way worse than one.

Chest bump?

No.

Stone, why are you tied up?

Do that on your own
time. You sicken me.

You must be the
long-lost grandson.

And you must be another
stinking hedgehog.

So you're the one
behind all this.

- The Shadow breakout.
- The attack on Walters.

That musty old-man smell.

How dare you insult me

with your unsolicited
exposition!

Shadow, get the key.

Where is it?

Ha! Good one, Hot Topic.

Do you really think
we'd be that stupid

to bring the key right to you?

Yep, we're that stupid.

GUN took everything from us.

And now we are going to
take everything from them.

With this.

My masterpiece of malevolence...

The Eclipse Cannon.

In exchange for my freedom,

I gave GUN the most
powerful weapon

mankind has ever seen,

capable of delivering
a precision strike

anywhere on Earth.

Our first target:

GUN Headquarters.

But firing a weapon
that powerful

could threaten millions
of innocent lives!

Yeah, tera-bite me.

This is one of two keys required
to launch the Eclipse Cannon.

The other is locked
inside GUN headquarters.

Once we have both,

I will take rightful
control of my weapon.

I'm in.

Holy crab!

Spacious
and crustaceous.

Thank you so much

for inspiring this
little adventure.

It really worked out for me.

And you wonder why
I have trust issues!

Shadow, wait! Don't do this.

I know you're hurting,

but don't let that change
who you are inside.

I've spent 50 years reliving
what they did to her.

This is who I am inside.

Uh, nice magic
marble. Real scary.

That actually
is real scary!

It's a mini black hole!

It's going to suck in all
the matter in this base!

Fear not, friends.

Even my teeth are muscles!

Sonic, try to reach
one of my rings!

Got one.

Check this out. Trick shot!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on!

Yeah! Yes!

Yikes.

Somebody better
call Google Maps.

I've spent years trying
to cleanse the cosmos

of that spiny, blue speed freak.

And you did it...

in one afternoon.

There's nothing we can't
destroy together, my boy.

Charting route to GUN
Headquarters in London, sirs.

ETA four hours.

As the crab flies.

By all accounts, we're
ahead of schedule.

We should take this time

to get to know
each other better.

Wow. What?

You mean...

spend some qua-qua-quality time?

You've waited for
this your whole life.

How would you choose to spend one
perfect day with your new grand pal?

Ooh!

And done!

- Masterpiece.
- Look at that. - Yay!

It's really been great
having time to ourselves.

Right. Absolutely.
I just feel so...

relaxed, you
know? Clearheaded.

Mmm, look at all these
new interests we found.

- I know, so many hobbies.
- So many!

After the action and adventure
of the last few years,

- well, I could get used to this.
- Same.

Tom! Maddie! We
need your help on a super...

- Knuckles, do you mind?
- Oh! Excuse me.

Tom! Maddie! We need your help

on a super-dangerous
top-secret mission!

Hmm.

- Thank God. Yeah, we're in.
- Let's go.

Really? You're in?
Just like that?

Yes. It was getting so boring - without you guys here.
- Yeah. So...

No offense... boring.
No, none taken.

I mean, whatever crazy
plan you're cooking up,

- the answer's yes.
- Yes.

Great. But first things
first: What is that?

Oh! This is...

Li'l Tom!

Isn't he great?

I told you to get rid of
that. It's very creepy.

I told
him to get rid of you.

Okay, that's, mmm...

- crossing a line there.
- You are in so much trouble.

Okay, this is it. The
belly of the beast.

GUN Headquarters in London.

Tom, we're finally gonna
get to see London together.

Hey, I told you we'd
get there someday, baby.

Okay. So here's the plan.

I run in superfast,

fly over that water, no problem,

and right when I get to the...

What just happened?

Congratulations.

You just got incinerated
by their energy shield.

We'll need to shut it down by planting
a USB drive in their server room

that will give me
full control over it.

That's what we need you two for.

Couple of badass spies,
that's what we are.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Once we
disable the shield,

you'll face the laser hall.

These high-density bad boys
will cut you into tiny pieces.

And cut those pieces
into even tinier pieces!

Once again...

Can't we just get Tom Cruise
to do this? Nope.

Because not even he could
break into... the vault.

Why is it
empty in there?

Because
we have no idea

what's on the other
side of that door.

To prevent the vault from
ever being accessed by a ring,

all images and schematics have
been wiped from GUN's database.

So for the last leg
of this heist...

we're going in blind.

Sorry.

Okay, I'm
just gonna say it.

It sounds like this plan would
work a heck of a lot better

if Sonic used the Master
Emerald to go Golden God mode

to get the key.

No way, Maddie.

The Master Emerald is too
powerful to ever use again.

We made a promise to each
other to keep it hidden.

In a location only
Knuckles knows.

As guardian of the
Master Emerald,

anyone who tries to take
it away for any reason...

will become a sworn enemy.

Okay, okay! Sheesh!

No need to get all
growly on me, buddy.

You guys are always telling
us to make good choices.

Well, this is the right choice.

Okay.

I guess we're going to...

London, baby!

GUN Headquarters is right there.

Let me go in, get the key
and destroy anyone in my way!

I want revenge.

Patience, Shadow.

Just let us handle this...

and I promise
you'll have revenge

on a scale you couldn't
possibly imagine.

Come on, Granddaddy-O,
we've got...

dirt to do!

Suits.

Right here, sir.

Stone, babysit the hedgehog.

Keep the crab on a low boil.

It's time for more
family bonding.

Come on, Shadow.

Got fresh avocados in the
crab. We'll make guac.

Revenge guac!

Guys, are you ready for me yet?
I've been waiting here all day.

Sonic, we literally
just started.

Tom, Maddie, are you
in position and ready?

- We were born ready.
- Let's do this.

Knuckles,
how about you?

I have taken my perch
atop the giant clock.

Now, where is this glass
I'm supposed to break?

Actually, Knucks, your job

is to "Break Glass in
Case of Emergency."

Understood.

I will shatter this glass
like the jaw of a vile foe.

In case of emergency.

I will pulverize it like the
skull of a loathsome rival!

Just to be clear, the "emergency"
is the important part.

The glass will beg for mercy

under the shadow
of my mighty fist!

Guys, remember, we're a team.

- Let's focus.
- Please.

You know
what? Let's move on.

All right, everyone
knows what to do.

Tom and Maddie, you guys
plant the USB drive.

I'll disable the traps. Sonic
will snag the launch key.

And Knuckles, you stand by to...

Break glass in
case of emergency.

See? He gets it.

Then we're all set.

Hologram time.

You go first.

Tom, it's me, Rachel!

Can you believe it? We're
both in London together.

Have you met your
sister? Try again.

Unless...

you're not up for this mission.

Yeah, maybe you want to be back
in Green Hills, baking sourdough.

- Thomas Michael Wachowski!
- Gah!

You brought aliens
to my wedding,

punched out my husband and
buried me in an avalanche.

Your day of
reckoning is at hand!

Yeah, that's perfect.

Okay, now for her better half.

Ho-ho, my name is Randall,
and I am too much to handle!

Welcome to the gun show!

Baby, would you describe
me as jacked, juiced,

or shredded?

I would describe
your head as swollen.

Let's get to work.

Agent Randall Handel.

I'm here to have lunch with
my lovely wife, Rachel.

I'm
sorry, Agent Handel,

this facility's
currently locked down.

Command-level clearance only.

One minute.

Tails... we have a problem here.

Wow, they must have tightened
security after Shadow's escape.

I got this.

You must be new here.

Allow me to introduce
myself. My name is Rachel.

Rachel Gonnagetyoufired.

Do you know what GUN stands for?

Well, 'course. Guardian
Units...

Getting. Ultra. Nasty.

Do you want me...

to get ultra nasty?

Nasty nasty?

- No, ma'am.
- Okay, then.

Then go ahead and take
those little sad fingers

and start tippity
type-type-typing!

Mm-hmm. That's right, go on.

Sorry for the
inconvenience, ma'am.

Mm-hmm.

That's what I thought!

My God, I love being Rachel!

- Did it work?
- Oh, yeah.

Oh! Ouch!

Director Rockwell seeking
access to the server room.

Just one moment, ma'am.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
It's her. It's the real her!

- The incident in Colorado?
- We're still assessing.

What do you mean,
we're still assessing?

- What do we do?
- Quick, change faces!

Okay. Did it work?

Who am I? What's going on?

Why are you looking at me like
that? What am I doing wrong?

Ow!

Aye-aye, Captain!

"Aye-aye, Captain"?
Who are you, Popeye?

- I panicked! I was panicking!
- Jeez!

Get it together!

Okay, Tails, what
are we looking for?

The security server is in
the 7th row, 23rd cabinet.

Are you guys finished yet?
This is taking forever.

Uh-oh.

Has the time come
to break the glass?

Or at least break something?

All right, hang tight, guys.
Maddie's about to insert the drive.

Ready?

Three...

two...

one...

Go.

It didn't work.

Did you put it in the right way?

- Try punching it.
- Do not try punching it.

Oh!

Take it out - and blow on it.
- Yes!

Oh, come on, Tom.

There's absolutely no scientific
evidence to support...

Never mind. It worked!

Little trick from the '90s.

I mean, best
decade ever. Right?

I'm shutting down the
outside sensors now.

Yes! Uh...

Hold on. Is...

there supposed to be
another USB drive here?

One with a
giant mustache on it?

Oh, no. I've got two heat
signatures en route to the vault.

Which can only mean...

The Robotniks have
entered the chat.

Wait.

Poppyseed?

Grand-geezer?

¿Dónde está?

I'm right here.

If you weren't family,

I could have gut
you like a pheasant.

I mean, try to keep up.

And now back
to "La UÚltima Pasión."

UÚltima Pasión...

can only belong to one.

No.

It can only belong... to Juan!

Gabriella should kill them both.

She's not a prize to be won.

"Kill this. Murder that."

You need to lighten up, Shadow.
We're about to rule the world.

When we're done...

there won't be
anything left to rule.

That is dark. Even for you.

What are you and
the professor up to?

Hello! What's this?

I knew I saw an outside signal!

Cheerio!

I guess someone forgot to flush.

What now, my cunning cohort?

Just a little teamwork!

Hey...

The lasers...

don't seem to be
penetrating my suit.

They're conforming to the
shape of my bodacious bod.

Of course.

I designed these suits
to create a field

of laser-bending
thermal distortion.

Wasn't sure it
would work till now.

You're heartless, son.

- Hmm!
- Rotten to the core.

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm...

so proud.

So now we can just
dance right through.

That sounds like a challenge.

♪ My
finger is on the button ♪

♪ Push the button ♪

The Robotniks are
almost at the vault!

We're out of time. I'm going.

No, Sonic!

I haven't disabled
the traps yet!

Too late!

Look at me! I'm running on
the wrong side of the road!

Well, I got to
take in the sights.

Paul, John, George,
the other one!

Loud American coming through!

Excuse me. Pardon me.

'Ello, guv'nor! Which
way to Hogwarts?

Hear ye, hear ye!

Sonic the Hedgehog
wants a cuppa tea!

Hold this for me, please.

You're not gonna make it!

I can make it.

You're not gonna make it!

I'm gonna make it.

I'm not gonna make it.

I'm not gonna make it!

- Made it!
- Whoo!

Excuse me. Coming through.
No time for autographs.

Got to go, bye!

Our destiny awaits.

Stop right there, Roboscum!

- Let's do this!
- Copy!

Too slow, Eggmen.

Now if you don't mind,
I've got to get that key.

Whoa!

My feet. Why can't I
use my beautiful feet?

Heh-heh! Because...

this vault is armed
with variable gravity.

No kidding.

Green goes up...

and red takes you down... hard.

Rockwell, listen to me.

The Robotniks are
planning to...

Oh, they're planning on stealing
a second key, just like you are?

Yes, I'm aware.

I called it the second
Commander Walters was attacked.

So...

thank you for taking the bait

and falling right into my trap.

I don't believe this.

I know, grandson.

A woman in the military!

Let's go.

Go, positions!

Full perimeter.

Robotnik.

Going full spandex,
huh? Who's the fossil?

That's my grandfather, you
dough-eating dimbecile.

- Who are they?
- A couple of bleeding hearts,

here to rescue their
emotional-support animals.

Enough! It's over.

The only way you're leaving
here is in handcuffs.

There is no other way out.

You know, there might
be one other way out.

And what is that
supposed to mean?

Hey, big guy,
I think it's time to...

Break glass in
case of emergency!

Ha! Nothing can
stop Team Knuckles!

Open fire!

Knuckles,
turn this stuff off!

- Hurry!
- On it.

Uh-oh.

Ha! See how you
like it...

- Can you move?
- No, not at all.

- Tails, can you?
- No, I'm stuck.

We might be here a while.

Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Where's the key?

Whoa!

- What was that?
- We might have a problem.

No, no, no, no!

I'm moving.

I'm moving!

You go get it, grandson!

Hey!

Oh, whoa, whoa...

No. No, no!

I'm almost there!

Whoa!

Sonic!

That was so not worth it!

Ooh!

- You okay?
- Yeah. You good?

Sonic!

Hey.

Sonic, one, concrete
boulder, zero.

Thanks for the save.

Cutting it a little
close, don't you think?

Secure the room!

She's got the key.

I got an idea.

Commander Walters.

Sir.

You're... Still alive?

I'll die before I let that
key fall into the wrong hands.

Thanks for keeping it safe.

I'll take it from here.

That's an order,
Director Rockwell.

Now, organize the
reinforcements.

Yes, sir.

Guys, guys, I got the key.
I repeat, I got the key.

Now let's get out of here.

Commander Walters.

No, no. No. Wait!

What?

Tom! Everyone's clear!
Come on, let's go!

You. What are you...

Tom!

Tom. Tom, what happened?

Speak to me. Come on.

Come on, it's gonna be okay.

Please, please, please get up.
Hey, come on, please wake up.

Wake up, wake up, come on.

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Maria.

What did you do?

What I had to.

Oh, my God. Tom!

Help me up, kid.

Freeze! Don't move!

Any tricks up your sleeve,
Captain Grandtastic?

We got what we came for.

Great job, Shadow.

We have both keys.

So where's your little
science project?

It's closer than
you think, my boy.

Welcome...

to my masterpiece!

I must hand it to GUN.

They built her to my
exact specifications.

It's...

remarkable!

Mm-hmm.

- Astounding!
- Yes.

That's my genius grand-genome!

And I have one more surprise.

It's a new suit!

Gee.

♪ I'm a chip Off
the old block ♪

♪ I'm a chip Off
the old block ♪

♪ I'm a chip off
The old block! ♪

What do you want,
Stone? I'm busy.

Doctor, I have a bad
feeling about this.

I don't think your grandfather's
been completely honest with us.

It was something Shadow said.

There's more to their plan.

How dare you!

You have been jealous of
my long-lost grand-Pop-Tart

since the very beginning!

I no longer require your
obsequious groveling.

Consider this your
notice of termination.

Your letter of reference
will be L for Loser.

Of course, I'll
expect you to stay on

until you've been
successfully cloned.

But you and I are done!

Like a blackened catfish dinner!

Sir, it's too dangerous and
I'm not there to protect you.

I already lost you once! I...

Unsubscribe. Blocked
and reported.

I
can't lose you again.

Do the honors...

grandson.

Here we go.

It'll be okay, Sonic.

It'll be okay?

Tom is fighting for his life
and you think it'll be okay?

The fox is simply
trying to comfort you.

Comfort's not what
I need right now.

I need to stop them.
By any means necessary.

Wait, you don't mean...

The Master Emerald.

The Emerald must never
be wielded for vengeance.

Not ever!

We swore a sacred oath.

Don't talk to me
about oaths. Not now!

But you told Tom
using the Emerald

wasn't the right choice.

Well, now it's the only choice.

And if neither of you
have the guts to help me,

then I'll do it alone.

But I thought the three
of us were a team.

I thought that's
what made us special.

I'm not asking you
twice, Knuckles.

Where is the Master Emerald?

Your heart is being
consumed by anger, hedgehog.

You are in no condition to
make decisions right now.

I know you're upset
about Tom. We all are.

Last chance.

Where... is it?

Don't do this.

Part of our oath is
to trust each other.

And I must abide
by that promise,

even if you have
chosen to break it.

But heed this warning:

The Master Emerald is guarded
by a fearsome warrior.

And to seize this
ultimate power,

you will have to go...

through him.

Okay, Wade... all
comes down to this.

Last few seconds.

Whipple down the ice.

He shoots... he scores!

Wade Whipple is
a champion again!

Oh, hey, Sonic. See my
goal? Pretty sick, right?

I'm here for the Emerald.

Look, Sonic, I'm sorry.

I promised to guard this
emerald with my life.

I will do whatever it takes...

Well, I tried.

Sonic!

Too bright!

This is an urgent
national emergency broadcast.

A spacecraft designed
by the agency GUN

has been hijacked and launched
out of the River Thames.

All residents are urged
to seek immediate shelter.

It's time, Shadow.

Professor, is this really
what Maria would have wanted?

The question isn't what
Maria would have wanted.

It's what do they deserve.

Remember what she meant to us.

Remember what they took from us.

Kids!

We have to go, now!

They want to take
Shadow away from us, Maria!

Hey! Hey! What are you
doing? Those are children.

- We've got our orders, Walters!
- Stand down!

Huh?

Maria!

Excuse me, Grand Paso Doble.

What is that thermonuclear
gerbil doing?

Infusing the core...

with chaos energy.

That's my little secret.

The Eclipse Cannon is
about to turn this planet

into a flaming pile of rubble,

wiping out everything
in a 25,000-mile radius.

Including us.

What?

We can't annihilate the Earth!

- Hmm?
- By combining our genius, we can rule humanity.

Together!

Humanity is a failed experiment.

If anyone should
know that, it's you.

All your life, you've been
rejected by this world.

You have nothing down there.

No one who cares about you.

But I have you now.

We're family.

We have each other.

Oh, Ivo...

you're no Maria.

The moment I lost her, my
family was gone forever!

The only way to give
Maria's life meaning

is to destroy the world
that took her from me.

So I'm burning it all down!

It's done.

Good work, Shadow.

I'm prepping the
firing sequence.

The weapon will be fully
charged in ten minutes.

It's almost finished, Maria.

You will have justice.

What is that?

Is GUN launching missiles at us?

Impossible. It's
moving too fast.

It's him.

You hurt my family.
This ends now!

Now you know my anger.

The pain I've felt for 50 years.

And you've made the
same choice I did.

I'm nothing like you!

We'll see.

Show yourself, coward!

You were right about one thing.

This ends now.

What's happening?

Where are they?

- Up there.
- Where?

- Higher.
- Hmm?

Left yourself open.

Ivo! What are you doing?

Thwarting your evil plan!

- Not the mustache!
- Agreed.

Let go on three.
One, two, three!

Oh... a nano-fist.

I haven't seen that since I
hate-watched Green Lantern in 2011.

I was saving it for Comic-Con.

But now there won't
be a Comic-Con!

Why are you alone?
Where are your friends?

They tried to stop
you, didn't they?

But you came anyway.

Your anger was too much.

What kind of hero
abandons his friends

to pursue revenge?

Abandons his family!

Don't you dare talk
about my family.

And here I thought
you cared for them.

Especially the one...
What's his name?

Tom?

Go ahead. Finish it!

What are you waiting for? Do it!

I'm right here!

You didn't let your pain
change who you are...

in here.

This is not who I am.

What are you doing?

You won. Take your revenge.

There are no winners
with revenge.

Wow.

Look
at all those stars.

They're like diamonds.

The last time I sat
beneath stars like this...

I was with her.

I've felt this pain for so long.

It's all I know.

When I lost Longclaw...

I felt the same way.

Did your pain
eventually go away?

No.

But in time, I learned
there's something

even more powerful than pain.

The love we felt for each other.

That's what you need
to hold on to, Shadow.

Maria might be gone,

but your love will
always remain.

"The light shines even
though the star is gone."

This whole mess is my fault.

I've been so blinded
by rage, I thought...

I had no choice.

You always have a choice.

But making the right
one is never easy.

One more thing I learned

is that when you really
screw something up,

you can't fix it on your own.

Gotta go fast.

Don't tell me you've
got a catchphrase.

That's right, new hedgehog.
And everyone loves it.

I... will... not...
try...

to stop... my...
elders... from...

destroying... the... world!

Playtime is over.

There's no going back now.

Set up defense.

Damn you, autocorrect!

Mantis!

Oh!

Whee!

I'm right here, arach-nerd.

That's what I call
mantis-scaping.

That's elder abuse!

Alert! Alert! Alert!

Shadow...

I see you've chosen betrayal.

And you were once
so useful to me.

Ready to recycle some tin cans?

Just try to keep up.

Please, Grampsy,

don't do this!

Sorry, kiddo.

Bring Your Grandkid
to Work Day is over.

Any last words?

Just one thing...

that I never thought I'd say.

What is it?

"I love you"?

No.

It was something even better.

But I'm not gonna say it if
that's the way you're gonna be.

Okay. Bye.

Grandchildren.

All the fun and none
of the responsibility.

Who said life was pointless?

- Huh?
- Oh, right. You did.

Victory!

Say what you want
about my granddad,

he made one hell
of a bug zapper.

We got to stop that laser!

I knew there was something
I was forgetting.

We're out of time. The
cannon is about to fire!

Where are you?

Oh, you know, just
making friends.

They're all yours.

Follow me!

Now, this might hurt a little!

So this was your plan?

Yeah...

Would someone mind shutting
down the giant death ray?

We can't stop the
cannon from firing...

But we can steer it
away from the Earth.

- Coming around to starboard.
- Aye-aye, Doc.

Here we go.

It's a little tight.

Definitely not power steering.

Keep... turning.

Jump in anytime here, guys!

Can't... hold... much... longer.

Yes!

I did it! I did it!

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Look what you did!

- Hey, look down there!
- Sonic!

Oh, Knuckles, please
tell me you have a...

Last one.

Let's make it count.

Ready for a little base of ball?

Deep breath.

One... two... three!

- Really!
- What's happening?

The reactor core is overloading.

It's only a matter of
time before it blows.

So what does that
mean for Earth?

A radioactive atmosphere.

Rain that kills the crops
and melts your flesh.

Other than that...

We're not done here!

You try to stabilize
the reactor.

Buy me some time.

I'll push the station
away from Earth

before it explodes.

This is our last chance
to do the right thing.

Go with God

stinking hedgehog.

Core integrity failing.

I've got you, Sonic!

Initializing
reactor core stabilizers.

This is Doctor Ivo Robotnik,

dedicating my final livestream

to one very special henchman:

Agent Stone.

No, no. Doctor, wait!

If I can't rule the world...

I might as well save it...

for the one and only person
who ever cared about me.

Don't do this, Doctor, please!

Stone, you were more
than a sycophant to me.

You were...

a syco-friend.

I'll miss your lattes with
steamed Austrian goat milk.

I love the way you make 'em!

So... I guess there's only
one thing left to say.

It's been a real drag.

Thanks for nothing.

Sonic, look.

Shadow and Robotnik.

They sacrificed themselves...

to save everyone.

You always have a choice.

Guys, I'm really sorry
for running off like that.

I shouldn't have
left you behind.

The truth is...

you're the best teammates a
hedgehog could ever ask for.

And the best friends.

Can you ever forgive me?

Team Sonic?

How about just "team"?

Goodbye, Doctor.

Big
finish. Mmm!

Now that's what I call teamwork.

Okay! It's ready!

Knuckles, how could you?

Gotta be faster than that!

Give me a break.

Still moving a little
slow over here.

- Donut Lord!
- Yay!

Okay, Knuckles, that's...
I am having the love.

I want the love!

Aww...
Get in here, Ozzy.

It's great to be back together.

We're stronger than ever.

And nothing is gonna
stand in our way.

Except that one piece
of unfinished business.

And way out in front, to the
surprise of absolutely no one,

it's the Blue Blur!

Often imitated,
never duplicated,

the one, the only...

Let's do this!

Yeah!

All right,
boys, try and keep up.

Sonic the Hedgehog is
Family Champion once again!

Tails?

Knuckles?

Okay. Yeah, I overshot
the finish line.

Okay, so
how do I get back?

If you're gonna take a shot

at the fastest creature
in the universe...

you'd better not miss.

Um... I'm flattered
by the cosplay,

but you got a few details wrong.

I can't blame you, though.
It's hard to copy perfection.

That's a neat trick.

What? Who are you?